Success Edition
kek
>>68481142
r8
>>>68481118
Three friends, my mistake.
>>68481197
I know
You're Chad
>>68481196
Finland should be held in a higher regard
>>68481222
No I'm not
>>68481142
>Cnanad
>>68481240
That's why he's a lovable doggo anon.
>>68481243
Anyone who can make friends is Chad in my books
>>68481197
It's about quality, not quantity. I have 4 friends close enough to me that I'd consider them brothers, the rest are pretty cool but they really haven't hit me up unless I ask or they need something and I wouldn't trust them with my life.
>>68481330
>tfw I'm a Chad now
>>68481359
Congrats!
Something to feast yer eyes upon
>>68481196
Yurop should be in the car
>>68481264
Hey, thanks.
>>68481391
I hate jeans and belts desu
Quality feet though
>>68481196
>Finns so integrated we made it into a /cum picture
EBIN!
>>68481398
Autism
Fresh coffee made, pillow fort in construction, ready to get comfy.
>not losing your virginity as a freshman in high school is a source of shame
>meanwhile I'm 23
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
WTF
>>68481330
Listen here you piece of shit Canadian fuck
Call me a Chad oone more time and I swear to our Lord Jesus Christ I'll go all fucking leafblower on your stupid canuck ass
>>68481463
>lost my virginity to my gf when I was 14
>it was awkward and messy
>still counts
>>68481426
Heh...That's another one for the folder.
>>68481391
please stop jeb bush
Why can't French people behave ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oe6XyyHtClE
hey guys, just to be clear this thread is whites and mexicans only. so if there are any blacks (or niggers as I like to call them) in here I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
thanks in advance.
>>68481490
Nice froggos
>>68481507
tell us why it was messy and awkward
this shit made my brain hurt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piTMK0mCau8
>STIFF PEAKS
xD
Why do people drink beverages with low alcoholic content
Bought 6% and it's such a waste reee
>>68481553
I was 14, she was 14. I was way too exited to do it. Later times were nice though.
>>68481542
Non-Chink, non-Indian, White Anglo-Canadian checking in.
>>68481553
He got his gf's (male) shit all over his dick
>>68481609
Why do people drink alcoholic beverages at all? It's all just awful.
>>68481538
Props to this guy. He's just having a good time to pass the time and I can confidently say everyone should just have a good fucking time and not care about what others think. Cheers.
>>68481609
They usually do it for the low calories. Also you can drink 30 beers over a night that way.
>>68481676
They're good
I don't know what you're talking about
>>68481534
>>68481685
That's expensive
I'd prefer to just get drunk fast
>>68481676
I'm not falling for your tricks Muhammad!
>>68481507
I lost mine at 16
>>68481728
This one is so cheesy but I've fapped to it like a dozen times
This one's for the Bostoners itt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGyPuey-1Jw
>>68481752
>Watching porn made by goldstein
disgusting. Homemade/Amateur master race here.
>>68481701
Please retain yourself.
>>68481736
>>68481618
>>68481503
>>68481538
this is why blacks are not allowed on /cum/. you wouldn't see a white/mexican man doing this.
>>68449395
Oh thank god, she actually rounded it up. I didn't even have to suck her feminine dick.
>>68481778
https://youtu.be/49FWp7WLYKw
>>68481808
I'd do it you fucking nigger. Fuck your social norms
>>68481808
he doesnt try to get a workout in before he hits his metabolic window
>>68481791
and who owns the sites you watch those videos on dare I ask?
>>68481820
>didn't even have to suck her feminine dick.
Damn shame
Discuss
>>68481861
you know what they say, you don't have to be black to be a nigger.
i was pretty drunk last night
what was all that about bajachan's nudes?
>>68481951
what's really beta is reading more than a line of something that fucking retarded.
>>68482004
Didn't read your post for this reason
>>68481142
Bkub edition
>>68481830
one (1) powerful voice
>>68481882
>mfw using adblock and actually costing that man money while I nut
>>68482004
U're really beta
>>68481752
Got a link or video name bro?
>>68482078
I'm always amazed video streaming sites manage to stay up because everyone and their mom uses adblock
>>68482095
just pornhub mia khalifa and it should pop up fairly quickyl
>>68482095
Just look up Mia Khalifa stepmom or something
all the ones on streaming sites have been edited and cut to h*ck though
Misses a lot of good parts
>>68481997
Nothing, some anon's been saying it for days but never gives any proofs. Just posted some random nude.
>tfw missed out on high school parties
what were they like /cum/
>>68482095
Just look up Mia Khalifa, it's always on the first page of results
>>68482103
It's only around 25% in the USA.
>>68481791
>Homemade/Amateur master race here.
Realistic porn is best porn.
>tfw mia khalifa only does blacked shit now
rooo
>>68482204
Didn't she retire from porn?
>>68482193
>It's only around 25% in the USA.
Where and who are these people
>>68482193
I think a lot of people use their phones to jerk off now.
>>68482166
They're shit. It's just a bunch of drunk highschoolers making out and fucking while shitty nigger music plays in the background
>>68482230
idk I don't keep up with porn stars
I felt like fapping to her a few weeks ago and saw videos listed that I hadn't seen before
So I assume she's still making shit
what's your guys favorite pizza delivery?
chains only, a local one off place isn't worth mentioning
Now THAT'S what I call a mole!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxL9j9q2OIk
>>68482231
Old people on Facebook
>>68482280
Dominos
I like the live updates
>>68482256
Accurate.
It was just an excuse to grope some big highschool tiddies.
>tfw no indian titties to squeeze
Regret not asking that girl out
>>68482166
Free alchohol. Horny chicks. Beer pong. Drunk guys telling you about how healing ASMR videos are. Lots of people throwing up and lots of assholes like me laughing their asses off because of it.
>>68482302
Old people watch porn?
I believe that BABY will prevail tonight. I can see no other outcome.
>>68482124
>>68482130
>>68482168
wew, /cum/'s expertise pays off.
>>68482280
Papa John's, everything else here is shit
>>68482345
Oh. I thought he meant 25% of American internet users overall
>>68482356
Gimme some pics to post tonight
What is the source of cumbaby anyway
>>68482356
I've updated the /cum/ babby, you're in for a surprise.
Who /drunk/ here?
>>68482245
can confirm
jerking off in your computer chair is not as comfy as laying down in bed
>>68482448
Working on it
Hello Americans. Which neighbour do you like more Canada or Mexico?
Have you ever read "killing the rising sun"?
>>68482345
Yeah mayne, the mean age for paying for a porn site is like 45 or something. Someone's pulling that average up.
>>68482484
Based on what?
>>68482319
the live updates are very nice, mine just went out for delivery :)
gurpal is bringing it
>>68482448
>>68482473
it's 3:30 you fucking alcoholics
>>68482541
I have nothing better to do. Uni's out and my parents are on vacation
>>68482541
This. Why are you drinking to a chinese cartoon forum? Waste of alchohol
>>68482484
If you want a non-meme answer, you can compare the two here.
>>68482422
/cum/ baby is from Idolmaster. More specifically, she's from flashback.
This is /cum/ baby grown up. Her name is Takane Shijou.
>>68482507
People pay for porn?
...
>>68482593
Canada #1!
We love you to America with 92% of our hearts.
>>68482541
Show me this rulebook that says I can't drink now
>>68482593
>France so low
Disgusting
Post the poll of other countries' opinion of America
>>68482504
nope what is it
>>68482625
Yes, people age 30-60 who don't know how the internet or computers work.
>>68482592
maybe they drink to help them from having dark introspective thoughts?
>>68482691
they all hate us
>>68482691
I apologize in advance for Quebec and BC.
>>68482734
Only Germany, sandpeople and Russia pham.
>>68482734
Philippines doesn't
>>68482484
From personal experience, I'd say Mexico's people and not its government. Maybe it's because I live in a border state and there's plenty of Mexican culture here, but Canada in general seems like a pretty cucked place. People and government alike.
>>68482734
you spend too much time on /int/, they only hate you if you're an annoying tourist
>>68482734
>tfw the only reason anyone likes us is because they fear our great power
>>68482730
If that's what floats your boat, go for it.
>>68482848
i think it's more a matter of keeping the boat from sinking
>>68482702
https://www.amazon.co.jp/Killing-Rising-Sun-America-Vanquished/dp/1627790624
I'm not sure. I just heard this is popular in US.
>>68482730
I drink because I'm lonely as fuck
<--------- so tru
>>68482702
Bill O'Reily book about the War in the Pacific
>>68482873
It isn't
Stumbled across this channel here, very good content.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHFvKf-ATrhs3jbjj793N6w
Also found this episode with short but good foot action
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxL9j9q2OIk
>>68482795
You should talk to a foreigner irl, half of them think America is Sexy, Guns, Explosions, Rich, Super-Fun Land.
wtf
how was this ok
>>68482905
Yeah, what's up with that? I have a feeling they're lying to me. Is it because of that retarded icecream grabbing trend a few years back?
>>68482934
She's a qt
>>68482937
Because before the internet (www) was in full swing, the World wasn't full of pussies who bitched about every single fucking thing.
how the fuck to get around all these sites requiring you to disable adblock
>>68482934
whhoops wrong link for the foot goodness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JStJ8--w4f0
>>68482935
Europeans like to virtue signal if you talk to them for any amount of time
>>68482937
This is kinda hot 2bh.
>>68482935
>>68482937
I told you, SJW's will chimpout if they see this, it gets better.
>>68482977
i remember the pre web 2.0 days
they were glorious
>>68482982
What sites are you browsing?
I've only ever had a streaming site do that for me.
>>68482961
They're too lazy to fill the machine
Oh shi-
>>68483015
a lot of news websites do that these days
i just dont bother reading the articles
>>68483015
Forbes does it
AHHHHHH
>>68483121
lol what is this rape movie youre watching?
>>68483015
i went to look at upcoming hentai release calendar and they hit me with that shit
>>68482982
Refresh the page and hit escape before the thing covers the screen.
>>68483121
This kills the Canadian.
If I study for 3 hours and then smoke some weed or drink a few beers like 2 hours after that will that negate some of the studying? I have finals which is stressing me out and I can't get work done when I'm stressed out and I don't as of yet have the discipline to get rid of stress without chemicals.
>>68483121
Told you it got better, bonus for the retarded chink.
>tfw fell for the "RS3 is good" meme again
>>68483203
He's not retarded
He's a good lad
>>68483208
best girl shouldnt have lost
fucking judges with their refball
>>68483200
>stress
Just masturbate chronically anon.
>>68483256
aoba a shit
>>68483200
what ever you do it will be more productive than posting here
>>68483277
you're a shit and your taste in Keijo girls is shit
>>68483211
Wh-what's wrong with it? Besides micro transactions of course
t. rs3 player
>>68483258
please tell me that's a real woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9TDgHuwhL8
>>68483211
>playing the jewscape
I'm stuck playing oldschool. Not too far off from you. Hoping to get me a computer than can run WoW or payday.
>>68483332
Nah that's just Michael Jackson
>>68483324
late game skill leveling sucks. Divination is GARBAGE. the only good way to do combat anymore is getting tier 80+ weaponry that degrades. The community isnt even as close to as talkative as it used to be
I go grocery shopping on monday but the blizzard is tonight TONIGHT AHDHDHBDBDJ
>>68483349
>playing WoW after 2009
>>68483332
You like plastic South Americans?
mmos are too autistic for me
it is snowing
American boys are the best. I thank Christ every day for my wonderful boyfriend
>>68483411
>Divination is GARBAGE
True
>the only good way to do combat anymore is getting tier 80+ weaponry that degrades
True, but once you reach the point to actually afford them, degrade costs are nothing.
>The community isnt even as close to as talkative as it used to be
2 reasons.
1) Everyone moved to fc's because they wanted to speak to only a concentrated group of people
2) All normies left for OldSchool, only furfags rpers and edaters are left
>>68483454
official legacy servers Soon.
I think my cat likes me
>>68483478
t.
>>68482762
Why are you apologising for BC? Most people in BC Yank-wannabes. Met a guy who legit thought Canada had a President.
(I fucking hate this place)
>>68483471
Well are there any downsides?
>>68483519
i prefer a nice paradox game
>>68483505
Im also pissed pffinidas is locked behind so many skillg ates. I fucking HATE dungeoneering, and 75 construction/prayer just means you have to spend at least 5m for the material needed
I jsut want to level agility, but the only way to do that is by beating plagues end
>>68483523
>Met a guy who legit thought Canada had a President.
I've never understood the distinction between a PM and a president and why some countries have both
JUST BE LIKE AMERICANS YOU COMMIE FUCKS
>>68483538
She's probably going to need a constant supply of money and cocaine.
>>68483615
>I've never understood the distinction between a PM and a president and why some countries have both
Same
Someone please explain
my wife yumi is so cute
>met this 35 yr old milf in a bar recently
>she gave me her number
>she wants me to come over to her apartment to fix her pc
Think I have a chance lads?
>>68483615
>>68483641
Most countries have a separate Head of State and Head of Government
you should have learned this in high school
>>68483523
BC and Quebec dislike the USA the most pham.
>Ratings for the U.S. are slightly less positive among younger Canadians — 58% of those ages 18-29 have a positive view, compared with 69% of 30-49 year-olds and 70% of those ages 50 and older. Residents of Quebec (56% favorable) and British Columbia (57%) also tend to give slightly less positive ratings than those from other regions.
>>68483671
depends
If you can fix her PC, you're in. If you fuck it up, you're getting kicked out and probably gonna have to pay for further repair yourself
>>68483678
>Most countries have a separate Head of State and Head of Government
What's the difference?
>tfw brainlet
playing stardew valley buds
>>68483671
What are you doing asking a bunch of virgins on the internet for? Go for it.
>>68483671
>>she wants me to come over to her apartment to fix her pc
Sounds like the setting for a cheesy porno. I don't believe you.
>>68483694
WTF? I hate BC now!
>>68483752
Heard this game is very comfy
>>68483538
Ye, she's going to be extremely high maintenance.
>>68483678
Why would I learn about that in a high school civics class. Those tend to be concerned with teaching students what American federalism is, not how foreign governments operate
>>68483581
>dungeoneering
Do sinkholes. Even if you're in last place, you should get a small lamp. Don't end up with tokens.
http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Sinkholes
Quick guide: Get the combat and exploration totems for easy points. Don't gather until the end.
>Construction
You could join a warbands fc to try and get supplies, gl with that though, since they're extremely autistic and just want to pk/grief.
>Prayer
Expensive. You could try to get the bones yourself and use altars. There's a world where they're still used.
>>68483694
Guess BC is more reasonable than I thought. Only the GVR will be burned when I become God King of this chosen land of Green.
>>68483661
>how to have back problems by age 50.
>>68483783
too many pickles
>>68483678
>my country is American_Education.jpg tier
Feels bad man.
>>68483637
>>68483792
I guess I can start by selling my kidney in mexico...
>>68483832
>applying 3DPD problems to 2D
>>68483782
it's pretty damn comfy
im currently in my first winter which is a bit different since you can't grow any crops
>>68483816
>warbands
never again
Discuss
>>68483783
>>68483731
Please tell me you're 14.
>>68483918
go big or go home
>>68483901
2bh dude, I don't even play anymore. I think I might have 5m left. You can have it if you want.
>>68483931
I'm 27 desu
>>68483917
>9/11.gif
Bush had a $1 Billion budget surplus.
>>68482932
>It isn't
thanks.
>>68483951
you sure you dont want to keep it?
>>68483876
>not wanting a milf doujin of her complaining about back problems at 43
you are like a little baby
>>68483812
When describing the role of the President your teacher should have stated that he is both the head of state and head of government and explained what that meant
then she should have said something the Queen as an example
>>68483731
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Head_of_state
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Head_of_government
I have watched over 30 anime and read 0 manga
>>68483976
1 billion is nothing desu
Bill Clinton was also president during an economic boom that was out of his control
Redpill me on the Senate of Canada
>>68484032
trudeau made it diverse
>>68484007
one of those 30 better not be Ranma 1/2, Oh my goddess, or Onu Piecu
got a job offer in montreal.
should i take it?
>>68483992
Nah, too much time wasted on there, and I already "beat" the game.
(I got trimmed comp) Of course more reqs are added, but that's just because they want you to keep playing and spending.
Besides, 5m in rs3 is pocket change these days.
>>68483766
It's always funny to me how Americans on 4chinz love BC and Quebec the most, but they like them the least.
>>68483820
Not much to do with reason, purely because of party affiliations. Quebec and BC are the most lefty Provinces.
>>68484032
They shitpost unironically irl
>>68484067
I mean I'll take it. But I feel bad not giving anything back for it
>>68483917
full of bull
>>68484004
>When describing the role of the President your teacher should have stated that he is both the head of state and head of government and explained what that meant
If he's just describing our system of government why would he feel the need to compare the President's role to his counterparts in foreign governments? There's no point in bringing that up
>>68484032
Quebec gets too much representation because of separatist leverage.
>>68484032
I am the senate
>>68484127
Fuckng saved
>>68484090
All the better for a dictator to rise to power.
>>68484128
It's cool man. Don't feel bad, it's not something I value at all.
What's your username?
>>68484127
that's just wrong in so many ways
follow me to flavor town
>>68484205
Heroofbane
its dumb, I know
just tried coke zero for the first time
way better than diet coke desu
>>68484032
It has it's purpose despite what people have been saying.
>>68484224
>>68484254
I think it might just be placebo
I like it a lot better though
>>68484236
You're logged on right now, right?
>>68484135
It illustrates the point and helps you understand the role. A good teacher would do that
>>68484267
just got on
why do mexicans put beans in everything
>>68484236
Hmmm
>>68483989
hello japan
>>68484272
>helps you understand the role
By comparing the President's position to a position in a foreign government that the average American knows nothing about?
>>68484224
it is problem that it doesn't look tasty.
>>68484155
what was it?
>>68484343
They're cheap and good for you
>>68484361
that's the guard tower my grandfather fell out of.
>>68484400
Footfaggotry.
>>68484408
this
We usually eat a lot of rice too
>>68484408
are they
>>68484395
What American doesn't know who the Queen is?
>>68484361
skanks and heifers are low rate two bit cumdumpster
>>68484439
>refried are the only beans Mexicans eat
>>68484439
yeah
>>68484429
was it good?
>>68484439
Yep. Don't know why are you mad about beans
>>68484439
refried beans are delicious you gigantic cockgobbler
>>68484439
>aka dogshit
Excuse me?
>>68484476
t. chicano
>Americans and Mexicans
>>68484476
>>68484486
>>68484475
triggered
>>68484513
reported to your fag enforcement police
just had a shower buds, it felt pretty good
>>68484513
well fuck you too, chen
>>68484513
>anime
opinion discarded
go larp on baja chan
>>68484515
>i was just pretending to be retarded
>>68484577
Is there anything worse than this sitcom with him as the lead
>>68484475
>was it good?
>implying it ever is
You disappoint me Mexico. But it was /cum/ babby with feet.
>>68484577
I greatly respect our hardworking janitorial staff
what would you do with a million dollars
>>68484632
>hardworking
>>68484647
Move to Thailand and just live like a kang
>>68484266
they use a lot less apartame and more of another sweetener
i think it tastes much closer to regular coke
>>68484647
I'd buy a big brothel in czech republic and invite cum and call it cum mansion
>>68484647
Nothing. Maybe buy some hearthstone packs and a wow 100 character if i feel like playing a warrior.
REEE HOW DO I GET OUT OF THE FESTIVAL OF ICE IN STARDEW VALLEY
>>68484647
travel to europe, buy a car, pay off college loans, then put the rest in savings or a CD
>>68484647
put 9/10ths in the bank and live off the interest to shitpost with you all forever.
>>68484439
at least , it doesn't look healthy.
>>68484780
how do you put savings in a compact disc
>>68484784
>banks paying any sort of decent interest rates
>>68484439
It'll fill you up quick.
>>68484819
They do when you invest the big bucks bud.
>>68484442
What American knows the distinction between a head of government and a head of state? Why would a high school civics teacher need to make that distinction clear?
took a loan out of my 401k to pay off some debts boys
now i am only in debt to myself
>>68484647
pay off student loans ($60k)
get a new car
invest the rest
>>68484862
oil industry shill please go
>>68484719
Give this guy the money.
>>68484784
you'd probably only get like $15k a year
>>68484439
Refried beans are great you fucking turkey
>>68484647
I would quit my job, and live with sheep in New Zealand.
15 minute study break rn
Feeling horrible
>walked into Fridays exam with 85
>bombed exam
Really
>>68484647
buy land, build hourse, grow my own beer and grow my own pot, get dogs
live out my days as a hermit
>>68484935
>I would quit my job, and live with sheep
>>68484774
talk to Linus
tfw no kpop gf
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1481399591457.webm
>>68484914
and I'll get the mexican anons to pay for the salaries and rent
>>68484882
>What American knows the distinction between a head of government and a head of state?
Thats what they're supposed to be learning in this scenario
>Why would a high school civics teacher need to make that distinction clear?
Because the class is supposed to teach the role of the US President
>>68485005
>>68485005
>kpop
>>68485005
Why do they put such emphasis on the ass when they have none?
>>68485005
kpop is too whorish for me
can't enjoy this
>>68485005
Where my yellow fever squad at
>>68484647
Buy a house and car, go to college and retire early when I'd saved enough.
>>68485062
t. tyrone
>>68484960
>he isnt already done with finals
literally lmaoing at ur life
>>68484998
thanks
ree i dont know how fishing works
>>68485005
나는 한국어과 한국여자는 좋다. 근데 K-pop은 정말 끔찍하다.
>>68484647
Invest and maybe buy a few star jewels just a few.
>>68484647
become a Gentleman Farmer
>>68485035
>Because the class is supposed to teach the role of the US President
Where the roles of Head of State and Head of Government are combined. Which means that you don't need to learn the distinction in a high school civics class
>>68485129
>>68485129
>>68485129
New
>>68485021
>He's making GREAT deals and making the /cum/ mansion great again
I-Is it y-you?
>>68485143
this attitude is why people say our education system sucks
he didn't like it one bit
Really made me think buds
>>68485259
Just because you the President is both the Head of State and Head of Government doesn't mean you don't need to know what those are
And its not even learning about other governments, its just a good example that any competent teacher could use to illustrate the point
>>68485146
bad thread was beleted
op was too much of a faggot
a lack of compensation for services rendered?
>>68485418
Hey, I made that!
>>68485398
>>68485399
did my hotpocket comments offend him?
i just wanted to make it great again
>>68485096
I can no longer withstand the beckoning of your beauty