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gonna do a suicide edition
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just FUCK OFF already
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doing a do
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Why aren't my windows double glazed? Really wish my windows were double glazed.
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The janny
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might put a pizza in the oven
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>>68467849
hope to God that you arent the runt who just called me a "fat shit" last thread. I swear to christ i'll knock you out if you are
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>FOYs telling other people to fuck off
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>>68467849
Shut the fuck up you attention seeking faggot.
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does doing an aeropress count as cooking?
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me on the right
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>>68467895
you know what else you can fit in a domestic oven?
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>>68467849
what vid is this from?

the fucking state of him haha
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UNDER YO' SEXY BODY
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this guy is a top class cunt

he literally lied about wanting to leave europe to get a top government job and is now trying to keep us in europe
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Nothing better than a nice pair of high quality leather work boots
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@68467985
shit bait, how would you be able to tell its from a video?
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>>68467989
why are politicians always ridiculously ugly?
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>>68468017
not a jot
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Do u lik videogames
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>>68468048
fuckin hate the cunts aye
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>>68467989
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third eye on the right
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>>68467974
no
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>>68467960
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>>68468084
thats a big onahole
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bit dead
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would fuck Dolores' arse rotten until her robot gunk falls out
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absolutely atrocious thread
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>>68468181
this
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Need to get the gf something for Christmas lads

Reckon clothes are alright? I'd rather get a meaningful gift on her birthday instead
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hello?
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Every night before I go to sleep, I get a thought flashing through my mind. 9 times out of 10, it's some variation of "put a gun in your mouth and squeeze the trigger" and occasionally it's just a simple "Kill yourself." Is this what therapists are referring to when they ask about "suicidal thoughts"? Or are they talking about really elaborate thoughts of suicide where you essentially plan exactly how you're going to do it?
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nice bird
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used to post pictures of myself in panties on 4chan 2bh
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>>68468211
off u self
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I'm a new-born radical-centrist

which mainstream party should I be supporting?
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@68468208
Thinking anyone on here believes you actually have a gf
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>>68468229
both count, ones just needs to be more urgently addressed than the other
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>>68468265
So I'm sweet as for now then?
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>>68468252
Con el dinero baila el perro
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don't want to get out of bed lads
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mum dropped me off at uni to do my exam but I've dropped out so I'm just on the computers waiting for 2 hours
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where did the "anyway heres wonderwall" thing come from?
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>>68468259
the lib dems
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>>68468286
oasis
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Not sure why I'd lie about that desu
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>>68468277
if you think so
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>>68468233
they're nasty malcontents according to ornithologists. will tear chunks out of each other over access to seeds and shit
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>>68468351
I'll risk it.
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>watching an efukt vid
>Guy is getting ridiculed for his dick being tiny
>Watch it
>He's like 5-6 inches
>They're all agreeing they can't even feel it
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hate my life
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Anyone want some free money?
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Nick Griffin is moving to Eastern Europe fucking hell


>Speaking to LBC on Friday, Nick Griffin told host Iain Dale that western democracy is coming to an end and war will force people to move to "Hungary, Poland, or Russia."
In the conversation, Dale asked Griffin whether he was seriously considering moving abroad, noting that in the past Griffin has appeared very against the idea of people moving between countries.
Griffin, who currently resides in Wales, notes that he feels there'll be no other option but to head east, as the west will fall and people from the UK, as refugees, will flee.
Eastern Europe that is where Christian European civilization can survive he said.
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>>68468252
Left to right
England, Australia, USA, Ireland
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>>68468396
tfw no proof of address so i can't get my money out of my betfair account and i can't afford food because of it
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>>68468397
is this a thing that black women do?
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>>68468286
trump
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radical centrist is codeword for white genocide
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>>68468357
Top lads
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is he the original nuttah?
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Standing
On the edge
Of the crater
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bloody politicians are all the same, just liars t b h
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the oneitis
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>>68468444
you can't get a bank statement or something?
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>>68468466

only the strong, independent ones
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devolution is a code word for english genocide
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>virgin said they MIGHT have the 'net fixed by noon tomorrow
fml
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think captcha is baneposting me lads
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A union that's unbreakable, of freerepublics,
Great Russiahas welded forever to stand!
Long live the creation of the will of the people,
The united, mightySoviet Union!

Glory to the fatherland, land of the freeA reliable stronghold of peoples' friendship! Party of Lenin, strength of the people,Leads us to the triumph ofCommunism!

Through tempests the sun of freedom shone to us,
And the greatLeninilluminated our path,
To a just cause he raised up the peoples,
To labour and heroic deeds he inspired us!

CHORUS

In the victory of the immortal ideas of Communism
We see the future of our country,
And to theRed Bannerof our glorious Fatherland
We shall always be selflessly true!
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>>68468554
you deserve it for making virgins do your dirty work
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Work meal begins in 3 hours
Made a concious decision that I shan't be attending
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>>68468506
would fuck
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>>68468466
no there are very few black people in eastern europe
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waiting for the 'za to cook
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>>68468655
it's 3pm you fat git
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>>68468655
pics when it comes out
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>>68468576
>QUITE FRANKLY
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iceland pizza is a bit shite
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>>68468686
farmfoods>iceland
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>>68468678
only time i got out of bed so far was to get water and put the 'za in the 'en

>>68468679
maybe
it's nothing exciting
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>>68468678
i had a full one like 2 hours ago and I'm not remotely fat

in excellent shape actually

dont get people who eat pizza without eating a whole one 2bh
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>>68468717

>stuffed crust
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>>68468717
>nothing exciting
>american heart attack edition pizza
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>>68468639
done that a few times now, running out of excuses
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>>68468639
what will your excuse be though?
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>>68468717
>stuffed crust
>anything other than cheese
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>>68468682
Putin will Make Russia Great Again and the UK with Brexit was just a pawn in his grand plan, this is fact.
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raining out
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Farewell and adieu to you, Spanish Ladies,
Farewell and adieu to you, ladies of Spain;
For we've received orders for to sail for old England
And we may never see you fair ladies again.

Come back :(
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>>68468717
>'go 'own 'eaway 'our 'eese' 'elt 'za
looks nice
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drinking already lads haha

decided saturday is my designated drinking day from here on. staying dry and eating healthy every other day from here on
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can't believe no one has made a joke about ARSEnal being bum boys

they must be genuinely gay to make it a homophobic hate crime or something
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>>68468772
ah yes a frog trying to climb its way to relevance via forming a union and trying to make it seem necessary
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>>68468796
good shanty desu
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morning you little molluscs
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>>68468755
any good excuses?
>>68468756
don't know will worry about that on Monday
shouldn't have said I was going in the first place
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How do you call in english someone who works behind a clienter?
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Business idea: we all post with our first names
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>>68468796
>It probably gained in popularity during the later Peninsular War when British soldiers were transported throughout the Iberian peninsula to assist rebels fighting against their French occupation. After their victory over the Grande Armée, these soldiers were returned to Britain but forbidden to bring their Spanish wives, lovers, and children with them.[2]
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>>68468058
unironically my fave photos of all time

bozzy jozzo is an actual ledge

SMASH THE WOGS
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>>68467849
LET'S GO

WATCH THAT TING JUST WATCH AR
LIL COCK BACK TING GOOD POSTURE
NOW THAT I CLOCKED THAT TING ITS GONNA COST AR
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>>68468869
fine
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>>68468866
it's called a counter and the person is called a customer service advisor
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>>68468866
Clerk
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>>68468866
*counter
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>>68468816
It's just that the main voice of anti…Russia sentiment has silenced itself.
You just lost the Great Game
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>>68468866
shop lady
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got caught ball watching
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>>68468866
cashier
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>>68468901
hi Niamh
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>>68468397
I read an article this morning about schools in russia where the parents (orthodox) are complaining about the curriculum being too 'orthodox-centric' and exclusionary to the increasing numbers of muslim and other christian kids
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>>68468866

shopkeep
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>>68468796
tune
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>>68468866
unpaid apprentice
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>>68468866
boss man
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>>68468866
paki
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0_1g5FVYAc&t=8s

New King (Kang) of Brit
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>>68468967
choon
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>>68468977
no
>>68468502
>>68468502
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>>68468977
saw this when it had 800 views
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZXLLMbJdZ4

official /brit/ anthem lads
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>>68469008
want a medal?
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>>68468869
ok
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>>68468866
cornetto
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>I am a red team penetration tester. I am hired by companies to break into their buildings and steal all of their data then write reports about how much their opsec sucks donkey dick. I usually wear a janitor hat carry a broom and wear some fake ass badge and BAM I am in their building walking straight to a server room with my flash drives to take all the things! It's a fun job that kinda just fell into my lap.


NEED this job
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come on eileen
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>>68469025

Nae

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=regl4vTld5E
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Business idea: buy a camera, easel with paints, and guitar to become a more interesting and creative person maximising my short time on this earth even if I'm no good at any of it
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>>68469025
very nice
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noises noises people make noises
people make noises when they're sick
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>>68469043
Do u wanna lick my cornetto
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>>68468866
chipper
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>>68468869
I'm willing to invest in your Eastern Polish business idea.
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Anyone live in cambridge here?
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have to say lads the tunes have been great today
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>>68469050
my company has a physical pen testing team, they're all shite at their jobs though

anyone good works in other areas of the business
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>>68468869
I am not convinced.
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made coffee in the pot but used too much water so I cheated and just emptied it and ran less water fewer the used grinds. still tastes alright.

the fresh grind meme is a spook
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strangled by the wishes of pater
hoping for the arms of mater
get to me the sooner or later
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>>68468869
hi
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>>68469135
kek

this could actually be him
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if you're five five five then i'm six six six
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https://youtu.be/GWnMbZV66p4

official democratically elected /brit/ anthem
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>>68469135
laughed quite loud at this
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Kq0DF-G2F0
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i push my fingers into my
eyes
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>>68469132
*puts you on top of my Christmas tree*
>>68469098
*hangs you on my door*

:3
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>>68468576
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SOME TALK OF ALEXANDER
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sufjan stevens is a modern day minstrel
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Turns out I have rich leaf relatives that live on vancouver island.

Nb. desu
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>when I put in my first name Google tries to autofill the field with my full name and email
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>>68469188
wats an minstel?? :DDDDDDDDDDD
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>>68469188
bit racist
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>>68469209
turns out i'm related to the Sainsbury's family
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>>68469232
posh smarties
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been posting on this website for years and only just found out the shortcut to do a [spoiler][/spoiler]
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http://efukt.com/20716_Is_It_In_Yet.html
REALLY hope none of you lads are THAT small lmao
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>>68469270
It's quite useful
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>>68469294
too bad all the boards that use spoilers are shit
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cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToiOVn_G4A8
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>>68469307
too bad all the boards are shit
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Interesting how prestigious/STEM degrees can get you nowhere sometimes

ie you could have studied law or biology, and end up working in Costa
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>>68469307
Most boards are shit
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https://youtu.be/9Qmwsg2pyEc
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Having sex for the first time in two years tonight
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SKRRRRRRRR
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>>68469293
That guy's dick is average though
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think all this chicken man hype is quite racist
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>>68469353
GET OUT
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>>68469356
67
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>>68468977
this isn't even funny
why does it get so much attention from normies
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>>68469293
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half my mates went straight through uni and didn't do any internships or anything and can't get jobs because of it

you are retarded if you don't do at least one summer internship during uni desu, they are fairly easy to get
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>>68469385
black fetish
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You have been North'D
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>>68469385
I'd put money on 99% of the audience being Clapistanis that are amused by the slang.
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best guess as to what this is?
it's very crystally, no smell, slight chemical taste
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>getting a penalty for being a manlet
makes you think
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>>68469414
washing powder
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>>68469414
ket or 3fpm
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>>68469325
like the old meme goes:

its not what you know, its who you blow
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>>68469414
S-Sugar?
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why does everyone think M&S is fancy? they basically sell sad overpriced microwavable meals
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>>68469414
Crushed glass. Gum it just to be sure.
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>>68469419
wrong thread ~_~
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>>68469455
marketing innit
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>>68469293

I think... I might be
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBv3WWgfkrU
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>drag the soaking wet christmas tree in from outside
>it's 7foot tall and I'm 5'6
>help mum set it up
>wait a few hours for it to dry
>now that it's dry and can be decorated, mum wont even let me help
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>>68469414
bubble wrap
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>>68469414
shove it up yer arse
report your findings
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>>68469455
Only thirty year old single childless women think Marks and Sparks is fancy, lad. They're the primary demographic.
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>>68469482
>I'm 5'6
very qt
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>>68469293
They have just been stretched out so much that they're bitter they can't enjoy sex unless they're getting smashed by a 10 inch freak
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Anyone tried Red Bull ecstasy pills? Having some on Wednesday and I'm wondering what it's like.
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>>68469455
it's all a e s t h e t i c senpai

all supermarkets are of functionally identical quality
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>>68469530
t. cocklet
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>>68469482
A qt indeed.
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>Dec 10

>still no screeners

REEEEEEEEEEE why won't the fringe members of the motion picture association share their privilege?
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>>68469543
http://pillreports.net/index.php?page=search_reports&sent=1&logo=red+bull
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>>68469482
cause you're a midget loool u can decorate the bottom though midgie
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What are you reading lads?

All quiet on the western front is nice
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When I would tell people I worked for a real estate company they always assumed I was a realtor. Nope. My job was a product of the housing crash, and now that the housing crisis has gotten a bit better this kind of work has dried up. Every morning I would get a list of houses going to trustee sale that day. My job was to drive to each house, determine whether is was occupied or vacant. Then, write a report on the condition of the house, noting all that would be need to be repaired before we could flip the house. If it was vacant, I would have to find a way inside. I pretty quickly learned to pick locks, made my job much easier. After I finished the list, I would drive to the auction and buy the houses the company wanted. Normally they would send me out with between $800,000-1,500,000, all in cashier checks written to me that I would sign over to a third party. Was fun at times, but knowing each house belonged to someone who had been fucked over in their life was really depressing.
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yo it's greater london from the lane
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>>68469482
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>>68469573
LITERALLY read a few weeks ago, what part you at?
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>>68469406
i know a few lads who say london slang because they listen to grime
cringy cunts
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>>68469662
Just recently started it, I've had it for a few months but I've been busy with the Witcher books
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>>68469573
wait disregard >>68469662
for a moment there i had A Farewell to Arms in my head. All Quiet is still good but not the book i was thinking of, my bad la
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>>68469573
made me cri
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>>68469573
/brit/
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>it's the "girls starts wondering if I'm just using her for casual sex" edition

fuxake lads
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>>68469135
>>68469162
>>68469150
please explain the joke
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Burnley are totally in control. They could not look more comfortable if they swapped their claret kits for dressing gowns, slippers and cigars.
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>>68469734
reddit flags meme hun
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>>68469700
I'll look that one up too

>>68469720
Oh bugger off
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why yes m'lady, i do enjoy nothing more than a good book!
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>have pretty decent dick
>wear grey trackies a lot
>can see bulge quite clearly
>walking around
>girls' always looking at my cock


Wish they would stop objectifying me!
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>>68469573
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Made some pizza again.
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>tfw to smart to for anybody to understand my arguments

I guess when i was reading Kant and Hegel I should have been reading facebook image macros
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>>68469758
Are you feeling alright anon
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watching jeff stelling and the gang on sky sports news x
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>>68469752
pics
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Ah yes, Christmas dinner with the boss and co-workers today.

Going to wear my Christmas jumper haha.
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>>68469573
not saying. dont want book spoiled.
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>>68469752
Sometimes I'll not wear pants just to show it more.

>>68469804
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>>68469785
>Jeff Stelling
more like Jeff Smelling!!
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will be baking exactly one (1) pie later on today
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>>68469188
Unironically not a homosexual but I think if Sufjan whipped out the old acoustic and sung me one of the songs on Carrie & Lowell I'd definitely have to consider it.
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just remembered the time nigel called belgium a non-country

yodeling
>>
weird how the most discussed and talked about religion in the West is probably Islam now
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>>68469846
you little cheeky bastard
you little cheeky twat
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will be baking exactly one (1) me later on today
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what should i google?
>>
>>68469885

Islam will dominate the planet
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWwcFA3Ar50
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>>68469917
rightly so

sick of degeneracy
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>>68469573
On The Incarnation by Saint Athanasius.

Got interested via the introduction by C.S. Lewis (http://silouanthompson.net/library/early-church/on-the-incarnation/introduction/) and so far it's a very interesting read.
>>
>>68469909
"funny gimmicks from 4chan \brit\"
>>
>>68469909

how to bomb the us govt
>>
>>68469917
yep

can't wait
>>
got invited to christmas dinner by a muslim family, not making this up
>>
>>68469909
>does birmingham have more canals than venice?
>>
>>68469954
don't waste your time, there's no useful information :(
>>
>>68469909
k-on 1080p torrent
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Perfect.
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>>68469982
>>
>>68469885

it's a hysteria
>>
>>68469982
R A R E
A
R A R E
E
>>
>>68469909
This might keep you entertained for 5 minutes

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Google_Easter_eggs
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>>68470001
>>
>>68469992
still not english though is it
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>>68469976
>>
>>68469992
DID NOT FUCKING HAPPEN
NO
THERE'S NO WAY FUCKING WAY REEEEEEEE
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>>68469982
>>
>>68469752
>short even by normal standards
>small dick
>ugly
>brown eyes and hair
>gyno
>low blood pressure so I'm always cold and my hands are always sweaty and clammy
>bug eyes
>big nose
>fucking terrible vision, can't see past my nose (though I wasn't born like that, I did it to myself)
>dumb as a rock
>other stuff
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>>68469992
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>>68468092
a well packed jew
>>
>>68469992
can tell this is fake because no one speaks welsh
>>
>>68469982
>>68470005
Do you have pubs in North Korea?
>>
>>68470083
yeh but can't even have a fag inside anymore.

PC gone mad init
>>
>>68470083
Its the Swiss proxy idiot
>>
wtf are welsh and polish separate languages?
>>
>>68468866
Ahmed
>>
>>68470075
Ti'n siwr o hwnna foio?
>>
>>68469992
And that woman's name? Albert Einstein.
>>
>>68470083
it's proxy lad
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>>68470098
wrong
>>
>>68470083
FFS lad
>>
Back from gym lads, eating sardines, brown rice and broccoli with 'cha

Off to meet the gf soon.

Probably the least runty person in this general loool
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>>68470113
No shit
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>Thailad was a proxyfag all along
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>>68470132
>loool
>not runty
ummm i have some bad news for you sweetie x
>>
>>68469992
alah isn real dude
>>
Dinner date at six thirty today lads.

Just got up haha.
>>
>>68470162
no shit
>>
off to see girl at in a few hours lads

don't know if I'll get any action so I'm considering doing a prewank

y/n?
>>
>>68470162
how new are you?
the so called 'desklad' is thailad when he's not using the proxy
>>
>>68470162
Thailad is banned :/

I'm not him, also I'm in North Korea.
>>
>>68469992

old as fuck story that goes around in different versions

It was proven there was no replacement bus service that day as well
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What are we going to do about these /Scot/ mongs?
>>
Imagine if some patrician billionaire funded a high-brow, big budget documentary on /brit/ and the lives of prominent /brit/posters.

I unironically think it would win awards.
>>
>>68470106
When you're in /brit/ you should really be speaking English.
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NORKLAAAD
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>>68470215
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>>68470208
ignore them


the less scotchmen in /brit/ the better
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Need a hug desu
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never had mackerel til the other day. really nice. particularly the texture. doesn't just disintegrate to nothing the moment you bite into it the way other fish does
>>
What ethnicity were dinosaurs?
>>
>>68470210
craven
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me
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>he didn't know 'Thailad' is some mong from Sheffield that works in Tesco
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Business idea: What if some patrician billionaire funded a high-brow, big budget documentary on /brit/ and the lives of prominent /brit/posters.
>>
>>68470275
this guy gets it
>>
>>68470208
get that shit off the bed, that thing stinks dude ,shit
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>tfw going into overdraft and don't get paid for 10 days
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Even the ancient Romans knew this.
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Being a picky eater is the single most 'runt' characteristic there is.
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>>68470297
>>68470297
>>68470297
>>68470297

NEW
NEW
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>>68470306
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>>68470283
skip the "prominent /brit/posters" bit, you're just enabling pseudo-tripfagging and reddit flags

other than that i'm on board
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>jalapenos
I'm going to regret that tomorrow
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>>68469760
grim
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