/brit/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fx6oykKGag8&index=7&list=LLoTqYi4-sUy0HcGnFmK47nQ

Friend within edition

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having a think about mainstream media

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Goodbye lads

See you tomorrow

Fuck you Asukafag

>>68470297
wish this nigger would fuck off back to africa

>>68470330
literally this
that's why i'm not going to the work meal in 2 hours as they will realise what a huge runt i am when i pick at my meal

Hangover kicking in hard lads, got hot flushes.

>>68470297
Very good edition

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>>68470363
bye spen

>>68470366
wish you'd fuck off back to Britain sweetie x

>>68470354
The worst voice I've ever heard, should be out out of his misery.

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Elliot's Todger

>>68470388
the difference between whites and niggers is that whites improve the places they inhabit

australia would be the most third world country in the universe right now if it weren't for the white man uplifting this ungrateful abo subhumans

>>68470382
Shut up fag.

>>68470407
worst voice I've ever heard is unironically lisicki's

>>68470382
>north Korea
delet this

>>68470297
he's alright

he's no reviewbrah though

>>68470354
Looks like the sort of guy I used to bully at school desu

>>68470437
Finally kicked out your corrupt president eh?

All part of the plan, unification is upon us, friend.

>>68470297
nice lad

>>68470408
>*Jumps out of bed and fetches the Ouija board*
>One sec honey ;)

>>68470437
>>68470467
can you stop fighting please

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>that one really racist aussie

so the nork is actually thailad?

>>68470491
>just one

>>68470491
bet you unironically think the british empire was bad

>>68470497
yeah he got sacked from tesco and is testing out some other proxies

1 drink, courvoisier
2 drinks, vodka straight
3 drink, I'm in the sink
Throwin up on my brand new mink
Coat, and I'm doing coke
Y'all can't hold my donkey rope (nope)
Call the pope, pray for me
Gold Rolls Royce with ya lady (ding)
I lived through the 80s, and shit was crazy

>>68470526
did some bad and did some good :^)

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alri nklad

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>>68470466

any man watching eddie hearns normiefest card tonight?

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>>68470554
alri

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>>68470297
at what point do we start calling black slang another language

>>68470548
much more good than bad though :)

>>68470600
English (Simplified)

>>68470548
mostly good

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>>68470573
>ESS

MEMES. LET ME TELL

YOU HOWMUCH I'VE

COME TO LOVE MEMES

SINCE I BEGAN TO

LIVE. THEREARE 387.44

MILLION CELLS IN

WAFER THIN LAYERS

THAT FILL MY

BODY. IF THE

WORD MEME WAS

ENGRAVED ON EACH

NANOANGSTROM OF

THOSE HUNDREDS OF

MILLIONS OF CELLS IT

WOULD NOT EQUAL

ONE ONE-BILLIONTH

OF THE LOVE I FEEL

FOR MEMES AT THIS

MICRO-INSTANT FOR

MEMES. MEMES. MEMES.

>>68470600
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creole_language
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ebonics

>>68470622
more pjwposting please x

>>68470600
It's called Ebonics.

>>68470573
that boy's not right

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>>68470297
>black skin
>based
Choose 1 dess!

du MANE streem MEEdiur

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HOWLING at the idea that that Jimmy neutron numale is being spammed all over /pol/

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>you will always be australian

>>68470661
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exbRDlLuoWE
brit version of big L - ebonics

>>68470687
kangawoo fucking wetard

>>68470687
What's so bad about being australian?
Kings of banter, one of the best HDIs in the world, based immigration policy.

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>>68470363
aaaaaand stay go!

IT
IS
A
SMALL
ROOTLESS
INTERNATIONAL
CLIQUE

>>68470611
>>68470611
>>68470611
>>68470611

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STUPID MILLENNYULLS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKRoFoy_Hpc

>Swansea 1-0 Sunderland
anti yanks BTFO

>>68470739
>moyes

>>68470732
dislike all scots equally 2bqh

>>68470705
>people who sound like that feel superior to australians
the ABSOLUTE STATE of aussies 2bh

>>68470733
hahahahahahaha

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>christfags itt

>>68470713
foreigners always immediately think you're an obnoxious racist alcoholic and don't give a shit what you have to say

26 year old on okcupid sent me "oh my you are handsome". she looks pretty enough, and she seems to have tits, but i'm worried it's a tranny. what do

>>68470799
>vargposting
>>>/mu/

fannies are tighter than bps

>>68470733
now I know where Namibia is

>>68470816
british petroleums?

an oriental gave me the sly eye today

>>68470816
fannies are top tier 2bh

never tried a boipucc but I doubt it compares

kiwis pronounce banter with an i

>>68470297
Lad is having a meal. Well dressed. Talks a bit London urban but could be worse. Could be a Black American discussing cultural appropriation.
I see nothing wrong.

>>68470812
>not getting your daily dose of varg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKytMPW4SmI

>>68470811
post a pic and i'll be able to tell

>be American
>mention ancestry
>"muh fucking heritaaaage fags"

>be Aussie, Canadian or Kiwi
>mention ancestry
>no one cares and it seems normal

Why is it like this?

>>68470816
>>68470840
from what i hear bp's are tighter usually, but they aren't ridged for his pleasure like vagoos are. also respond to >>68470811

>>68470835
don't orientals give everyone the sly eye, all the time? I mean, unless their eyes are shut

>>68470890
Because american muh heritage fags are far more obnoxious.

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>arseville

>>68470890
Because most Americans that do it like to pretend they're the next coming of Rob Roy because of their one Scots great-grandmother
It's cringeworthy

>>68470677
>Watches anime
>Able to determine what is and is not based

Pick one of the above.

there's a lone paki always scurrying around my area, he always wears the full white dress.

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>>68470886
doesn't she look a bit.. masculine?

>>68470812
whats wrong? Cant stand the sight of an unapologetic white nationalist?

>>68470973
get him deported

>>68470890
I think the Canadian anglophiles are really cringy 2bh

>>68470976
yeah she does a bit

just ask her/him

>>68470833
BP doesn't stand for British Petroleum any longer, they changed it to 'Beyond Petroleum' briefly and then just to 'BP'.

want some Sicilian food

>>68470677
karen is not white you mong

>>68470890
if it makes you feel better, i think canadian britaboos are especially pathetic because they don't even have a real country of their own

>>68470976
99% that's a legit girl, unless you've seen more pics and they have enormous hands or something

>>68470985
No, i already see enough of varg on /mu/, he and his shitposting followers should stay there.

italian food is disgusting

>>68470998
yeah, they're pretty bad

the actual brit posters are the best, then there's a big gap followed by the aussies/kiwis, irish, other JFs, then finally the yanks/cncucks.

old mate asked me for bus money
told him i only got train money

going out tonight but dont really want to

#normieproblems

had a cheesecake yesterday, and the day before, and the day before

>>68471016
i think that'd remove my chances of fucking the person if the person is a woman
>>68471041
yeah think i'm just gonna go with it. if it's a dude i just won't touch his dick and it won't be gay

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>>68470998
Anything-philes are cringey. There's nothing wrong with being Anglo-Canadian though, except the obvious (they aren't superior French-Canadien)

>>68471055
'sheed

paedophiles are so cringy

>>68471068
crawl out of my arse for a minute mate

>>68471092
Any Canadian that identifies as anglo in any way is an utter embarrassment

>>68470976
>>68471087
fine, but that's some fucking haphazard makeup for a girl

>>68471054
kek
didn't even know he still made music

>>68471071
didn't know the tiverton branch was 24hr

>Born in Ireland
>Raised in England
>Lives in Canada

who is this?

>>68470890
never seen a canadian, aussie or kiwi ever refer to their heritage, here or anywhere else

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>why yes i think i'll spend my saturday posting about my heritage on /brit/

>>68471092
hahahahahahaahhaa

imagine being from a country that has this

imagine england having "russo-brits" or "french-brits"

imagine huge areas of the country being described as being "german-british" or something

hahahahahaha fucking hell being from the new world must be so shit

>>68471156
now you do

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enjoying america's new first lady desu

>>68471180
but we do have that

with undesirable peoples

>>68471151
he does but nobody cares/posts about the music he makes now

>>68471141
o-ok...

*climbs into your arse and then slowly crawls out for a minute*

>>68471071
going to a girl's house in a bit but really cba, I've not had a day to chill fucking ages and I'm knackered
don't know if she'll let me root as well, so even less reason to care

My mother's family is from Alberta, her heritage is Slavic-Canadian

>>68471214
which ones huff petrol fumes?

>>68471203
scousers aren't english

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>He hasn't read I have no mouth and I must scream

>>68471256
all of them

He hasn't read I have no mouth and I must scream

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>My mother's family is from Alberta, her heritage is Slavic-Canadian

respecting the elders both past and present

jacking off

>>68471324
foy

My mother's family is from Alberta, her heritage is Slavic-Canadian

>>68470297
What is this African American doing in England

>>68470297
Someone fucking explain to me how he is 23, I refuse to believe it

And if you say black don't crack the only think that will be cracking is your skull

>>68470600
everyone in london talks like this you stupid mick

>>68471350
What is this African American doing in /brit/

>>68471343
what's yank about jacking off? sure their culture may be fairly masturbatory but they didn't invent it

>>68471356
I don't think he's 23

>>68470582
cant wait to see all the deano haircuts in their suits

>>68471356
growth defect probably

look at Andy milonakis

>>68471373
How did you know :D

I'm African Irish American btw

Might learn the bible word for word and only respond to people with bible citations.

Europeans
>Celts
>Nordics
>Germanics
>Slavs
>Latins

if you're not any of these you're not European and don't belong on this continent

>>68471356
he's 14 tops

>>68471356

smoking when he was younger

The reason americans worry about their heritage so much is because back when we got a bunch of immigration people were discriminated for which country they came from (irish & italian were trash tier etc.)
so it was important to know where everyone came from

don't understand drinking only spirits. seems a very severe and unenjoyable way to get inebriated. and the hangovers are suicide mode

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>I'm African Irish American btw

>>68471421
english people are neither celtic or germanic

>>68471421
>slavs
think it's time you fucked off home

>>68471366
I know you stupid nig

will I waste this ket if I sniff it with a runny nose?

I don't drink, sorry.

>>68471392

excellent observation. Eddie Hearn is king of the deanos

>>68471457
so it's not black slang then is it?

>>68471459
yeah you'll sneeze it all out

Business idea: everyone in the world gives up all social pretense and engages in an end less orgy until we wither and die.

Can long term NEETS who don't leave the house please give me some advice?

Been unemployed for two weeks now and I think I'm starting to lose it.

At first it was fine, I was really motivated, applied for loads of jobs, but then all the jobs I could realistically do I've almost already applied for.

The past four days have consisted of me reading and watching The Office. I feel ill, I feel weird and I feel grim.

Please advise.

>>68471443
i enjoy the mild throat convulsions when i swallow it, makes me feel alive

>end less

just got a oneplus lads

>>68471483
what time does it start btw? I know its a pretty full card so I'm guessing quite early

>>68471419
Behold, the heaven and the heaven of heavens is the Lord's thy God, the earth also, with all that therein is.
Only the Lord had a delight in thy fathers to love them, and he chose their seed after them, even you above all people, as it is this day.
Circumcise therefore the foreskin of your heart, and be no more stiffnecked.
For the Lord your God is God of gods, and Lord of lords, a great God, a mighty, and a terrible, which regardeth not persons, nor taketh reward:
He doth execute the judgment of the fatherless and widow, and loveth the stranger, in giving him food and raiment.
Love ye therefore the stranger: for ye were strangers in the land of Egypt.

>>68471507
go for a walk

>>68471452
English people are a result of the invasions and immigration of:

>The Britons, Celts
>The Romans, Latin
>The Saxons, Germanic
>The Angles, Germanic
>The Vikings, Nordic
>The Normans, Nordic-Germanic
>The Huguenots, Latin

>>68471507
get really into world of warcraft or another highly addicting game, it's how i got through my first 6 months of neetdom

literally had a dream that alex jones was hosting a childrens boot camp at my property, and all the kids were molested by pedophiles at some point. and alex jones thought that since pedophiles are created when they were molestedb y pedophiles, he wanted to stop the cycle by making the kids walk around my back yard with landmines scattered all over it

>>68471487
yes london is as black as Lagos

>>68471507
you going to become a lot more depressed yet

>>68471450
What's wrong with this

>>68471507
therightstuff.biz will help you

>>68471539
we are none of those though

fuck off continental

>This is an actual article
http://en.dailypakistan.com.pk/viral/breaking-friendship-regained-asif-and-mudasir-back-together/

>that one waiter who tries really hard to spice up the restaurant experience

>>68471539
Who are the Britons?

>>68471507
That's been my life since I was 18. I'm basically just waiting for my life to end.

>>68471456
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1Y-GCF9k7M
educate yoself

>>68471507
have working on jobs and your application become a habit, not something you do with a spurt of inspiration. just work on it a couple hours every morning

that asda pizza was awful, and it left a nasty taste in my mouth

wish my dad would have accidentally snipped my cock and balls when he cut my umbilical cord

>>68471443
desu when i get drunk of straight whisky and nothing else im rarely hungover at all the next day, and if I am it will only be slight

Has anyone here had a chance to have a grab and feel on some silicone enhanced boobs? What are they like?

>>68471598
Well we all are! We are all Britons! And I am your king.

Galatians 6:2

continental western europe is unironically much nicer than britain

this is fact

only smithster, who has never traveled more than ten miles from his council estate, will disagree

>>68471622
>eating poverty pizza
8 euros for 2 classic peperoni 25cm pizzas, literally a minute out the oven and 2 cokes right out the fridge at my local dominoes
Why the fuck are all my captchas about indoor seating areas

anybody want to sex?

>>68471523
3T?

>>68471654
I didn't vote for you.

>>68471641
Wish my dad didn't leave me ;-;

>>68471598
native celts who lived here before the romans came, duh

>>68471677
Yeah alright then

will be baking the aforementioned pie now

>>68471507
Go read a long book series.
You'll feel totally great until you finish it.

i want sex

>>68471653
like silicone

>>68471678
ye m8

>>68471722
nice

>>68471680
You don't vote for kings!

>>68471690
ok good see you in a min

family dinner tonight and I don't know what to wear

>>68471743
can i come

Feel like playing a video game to kill some time. Any suggestions?

>>68471751
clothes

>>68471661
I disagree

>>68471674
Yeah I know, but I haven't had it for months
shant be having again either

>>68471695
my gf bakes a lot because she's a pastry chef, not a lot of pies though, mostly cakes

she also has a pet eel

>>68471736
How'd you become king then?

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT TIME THE BOXING EVENT STARTS TONIGHT

NOT THE JOSHUA FIGHT THE WHOLE THING

WHAT TIME IS THE FIRST FIGHT ON

>>68471754
ye ok

>>68471777
sometimes when I'm home alone I like to cover myself in Vaseline and slither around like an eel

>>68470604
>>68470619
would agree with these posts desu

>>68471711
plenty of sheep there to shag i reckon

>>68471782
The Janny of the Lake-- his arm clad in the purest shimmering samite,
held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by
divine providence that I, Anon, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why
I am your king!

>>68471743
are you bent then or what?

>>68470548
The British Empire was unironically the biggest force for good in the history of the world.

>>68471877
thought you were a girl m8

>>68471835
good lad

>>68471882
Is this what it means to be "woke"?

>>68471819
SERIOUSLY CAN SOMEONE TELL ME
ALL THESE SO CALLED "WEBSITES" THAT CLAIM TO HAVE THE BOXING SCHEDULE ON THEM JUST FUCKING RAMBLE ON ABOUT THE MAIN EVENT AND MAKE NO MENTION OF WHAT TIME ANY OF IT ACTUALLY STARTS FUCKING HEEELLELELELE


EVEN THE FUCKING SKY SPORTS SCHEDULE DOESNT HAVE IT WHAT THE FUCK

>>68471899
I'm not

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>>68471882
a simple "you're all whores" would have sufficed

>>68471935
good because I am

nearly eaten a whole jar of jam by eating it straight from the jar with a spoon

think I've reached peak runt 2bh

>>68471959
You're not a girl either lol

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>>68471954
oh i just understood your image
one way it looks like a duck
the other way it looks like a rabbit

>>68471980
I am haha *tucks it in*

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>>68471885
good lad

lads what if the universe is a computer and we're viruses?

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>>68471885
that was unironically hitler

>>68471987
I will stomp on your fucking head

>>68472019
virus do not click

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>>68472000
ok i believe u then

>>68471885
we pax britannica now

i have honestly seen more non-white youtubers in britain than white youtubers in britain

not even joking

racist here

>>68471539
>The Normans, Nordic-Germanic
kek they were Latins

Business Lender here, I will only accept business ideas in the form of "It's like Tinder, but for ____"

>>68472022
FOP

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Where on 4chan would you ask about razors lads.

It seems like a nerdy fedora /g/ thing like their watch threads, but razors aren't really technology.

>>68472085
It's youtube mate
Pewdiepie is deleting his channel at 50m because of white censorship

>>68472025
fuckin wish you would. i can take your stomps.

>>68472125
/passgen/

>>68472125
/fa/

>>68472126
>Pewdiepie is deleting his channel at 50m because of white censorship
explain

>>68472085
cause its fucking youtube, who gives a shit

Just back from London, city is fully Muslim - and many such cases in the UK. Sad!

>>68472165
He said he's gonna delete his channel when he hits 50m twitter followers. Youtube share price tanked on his announcement

Kid goes on 4chan, gets pumped full of memes - AUTISM. Many such cases!

>>68472085
>i don't rate WillNE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnC5hzQQ9F4

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>>68472118
>man who literally made an ideology thats core belief was that a nation is a homogeneous people linked by blood and soil
>paki

hmmmm not quite getting you there mate

>>68471987
dunno what kind of rabbits you've been seeing mate

3-1 win for the Arsenal
Raining in the home town
Bout to go wake up the gf and fuck her

Off to a good weekend lads

>>68472126
>>68472165

Nice fucking meme

http://www.theverge.com/2016/12/9/13899252/pewdiepie-deletes-his-other-youtube-channel

rough as fuck lads

ordered a domino's in the hopes of some restoration to feeling human

>>68472219
as he said, FOP

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Were the Nazis the most aesthetic people in human history?

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>>68472230

>>68472231
What an absolute weapon

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>Were the Nazis the most aesthetic people in human history?

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>>68472269

Just having a beer before i jump on the overground lads

Dithering over buying some smokes for the night hehe

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>>68472252
not an argument

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haha imagine being irish

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>>68472302

>>68472287

Honestly don't get Sam Hyde at all, pretty sure it's just autism

>>68470297
HE'S JUST A RASCAL
CHICKEN RASCAL

>>68472319
In the eyes of the Irishman, the principal support of civilisation is the potato. His ideal consists in never doing anything but the indispensable. Our conception of work is one that he submits to as if it were a real curse. It is doubtful whether anything at all can be done in Ireland without the help of the Catholic priest. It's the priest who has been able to reconcile the Irishman to the fatal necessity of work —by promising him more happiness in another world. The Irishman will never make up his mind to work except under compulsion from outside, for he is incapable of organising himself. And if, despite everything, he is apt to have organisation thrust upon him, that is thanks to the drop of Anglo blood in his veins. It's only because of this drop that the Irish people has created something and possesses an organised State. It takes energy to rule Ireland. The horse that is not kept constantly under control forgets in the wink of an eye the rudiments of training that have been inculcated into it. In the same way, with the Irishman, there is an instinctive force that invariably leads him back to the state of nature. People sometimes quote the case of the horses that escaped from a ranch in America, and by some ten years later had formed huge herds of wild horses. It is so easy for an animal to go back to its origins! For the Irishman, the return to the state of nature is a return to primitive forms of life. The family exists, the female looks after her children, like the female of the hare, with all the feelings of a mother. But the Irishman doesn't want anything more. His reaction against the constraint of the organised State is brutal and savage, like all feminine reactions. When he collapses and should yield, the Irishman bursts into lamentations. For the Irishman, the typical form of revolution is nihilism.

>>68472302
howling

What can be done about the Normalos?

>>68472219
>kill millions of whites
>bomb historical and cultural centres across europe
>make any political stance even a tiny bit further to the right of reddit neotumblrs taboo and immediately dismissed by the mainstream leading to the turbocuckening of our politics today
ah yes brilliant, thanks hitler
literally his fault there are pakis all over the continent causing chaos and nothing will be done about them

>>68472302
what actually happened here?

Were the Nazis the most aesthetic people in human history?

>>68472366
>Honestly don't get Sam Hyde at all

then you need to dejew your brain, simple as that

sam hyde is goy comedy

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>>68472319

Bum detected

>>68472191
>Youtube share price tanked on his announcement
urm....
er...

>>68472391
kill everybody with a cracked phone screen

>>68472401
14 year old kid at a yank high school was apparently getting bullied and pulled out a knife then the school police officer shot him

theres a youtube vid of it knocking around somewhere

last i read he was in critical condition

>>68472443
Haha

>>68472430
reminder that normies like it when their phone screen cracks but it has deeply upset me

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>reminder that normies like it when their phone screen cracks but it has deeply upset me

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>>68472475
I'm sorry

>be yank
>pull a skeng
>get shot

you can't make this shit up

>>68472443
kid came into my school with a big knife once and he got rugby tackled the fuck out by a teacher

was a fat gay goth who wanted to kill this lad in his year because he didn't want to bum him lol

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He was right lads

gonna do a suicide

>>68472475
>>68472430
don't.. i have a phone screen cracked to hell where i can barely see it, but it's just because i'm legitimately poor..

Severely depressed

Might hang myself

>>68472443
america is so backwards

>>68472520
*checks watch*

well, hurry up with it then....

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>>68472524
if I drop mine one more time this will probably happen. have to keep it for another 19 months too

>>68472443
link

>>68472517
about what?

>>68472573
i didn't say WHEN :^)

VITALLY important poll

http://www.strawpoll.me/11843288

http://www.strawpoll.me/11843288

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>>68472392
>kill millions of whites

hitler had every right to go into poland and take back historically german territory that was populated by germans who wanted to be part of germany

the ussr was also a menace that had to be taken down as evidenced by the cold war. hitler was doing europe a service trying to take it down and probably would have done so without jewish interference

>bomb historical and cultural centres across europe

when hitler bombed poland and rotterdam he gave them every chance to surrender, and they didnt.

churchill also started civilian area bombing, the blitz was a retaliation. even mainstream historians are agreed on this.

>make any political stance even a tiny bit further to the right of reddit neotumblrs taboo and immediately dismissed by the mainstream leading to the turbocuckening of our politics today

i mean most of the current left wing status quo is the result of jewish intellectual movements and involvement in politics throughout the 20th century but ok

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What a pathetic slug I am

Life is a condition that needs curing.
Time to take your medicine.

real depression hours already

>>68472719
Haha

I have a theory that the whole 'sacrificial lamb' part of christian mythology doomed us all to hell or it's real life equivalent.

>>68472666
what's with strawpoll buggering up punctuation marks lately?

>>68472585
about you being a homo
everyone says it

>>68472755
probably some sort of sabotage by those rogues at poal.me.

>>68472739
>uk 92% white
>israel 70% jewish

made me think

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Pic related desu

http://www.strawpoll.me/11843318

>>68472774
what did he say about being a homo?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3LRNrnYStc

ah yes

>>68472802

>92

Living in fairy land

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what were the rules of this game again

>>68472853
there was more than one game that could be played with that

>>68472853
what game

>>68472838
that's the real stat. you must be in london

business idea: put my room mates contact lenses in vinegar

>>68472853
run across it before the parachute falls, suffocating anyone still underneath.

>>68472853
autism

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>>68472831

>>68472915
how do you ensure the ones under don't get trodden on

Beavers mentioned on The Chase

reminiscing about fingering that bird in a phonebox
wish i was still 16

>>68473006
that did not happen and you know it

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>>68473000

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>>68472831

>>68473013
>i-i'm a pathetic virgin so everyone else is aswell
i also shagged her in the woods after, she was a mega slag though

>>68473058
kys degenerate

new
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>>68472301
>American Celtic fan
If you're gonna be plastic paddy as least be an actual plastic paddy. Not some form of plastic scot-paddy hybrid