/cum/ Canada United States of America Mexico

is clack my ass the best poster?

FIRST FOR ASIAN FEET

>>68460015
I'd beat up your boypussy anon

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>>68460015
Second for TPB

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>>68460015

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*downs a glass of 2%*

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>>68460015
fight me

I bet i could make you eat my knuckles for supper.

>the suicidal Californian is a Slav
Doesn't surprise me.

>>68460049
>2%
that's not best poster material

Filters for mobile when

>>68460035
Never EVER call me "clack my ass" again

First day at work tomorrow, any tips? ;_;

>>68460003
Alright

>>68460011
You add players, they then kill each other or themselves at random.

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When did it all go wrong, /cum/?

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>>68460038
>>68460040
>>68460041

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>>68460068
>clack my ass

>>68460081
Suck the dick of your boss to get on his good side

>>68460081
Remember your co-workers names and introduce yourself to them so they know yours.

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>>68460095
You asked for it, kid!

I'm NOT gonna go easy on you!

>suicidal s*calian also happens to be a slav
Thoroughly unsurprising.

>>68460096
*fucks you*

>>68460047
3rd impact soon

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>>68460086
oh. that sounds pretty dang heckin cool. how does one participate?

>>68460110
what are you gunna do?

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>>68460116
>SoCal
Don't you EVER imply that I'm from SoCal again

>>68460101
He an old man
>>68460104
Thx

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>>68460122

I cant fucking wait

>>68460124
You give me some decent /cum/ related players and I put them in.

Then you sit back and watch the magic.

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>>68460124
*dashes behind you*
*ninja kicks you in the spine*

>>68460153
I have a question, can you clack my ass?

>>68460151
I want Clack My Ass to be in it.
When does it all happen?

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Why aren't South Slavs suicidal like their brothers to the north?

>>68460139
You definitely should do it then, he probably hasn't had his dick sucked in a while

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do elephants trunk have teeth inside?
>>68460177
maybe more pious

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>>68460177

>>68460177
>not knowing what a ratio is

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>>68460177
More sunlight and roach genes.

Dead faggots soon

>>68460041
>>68460104
>>68460151
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GAXM7jLVsC

>>68460201
I posted the wrong picture, you h*cking dingus >>68460198

>>68460189
I dont think so lad, thx anyway

>>68460196
They have really strong nose hairs that are equivalent or greater than human toenails

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>>68460219
>all me

>>68460198
>greece lowest in Europe
Enjoy sunshine, brother

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Alright /cum/
I'm going to sleep. I hope I die in my sleep, but I likely won't. In that case, I hope I stop wanting to kill myself as badly. See you in 9 hours.

>>68460137
Hrm
Rosevillage idiot?

>>68460247
Get that shit off your flag, right now. Nobody wants to see it.

I'm so hungry, but all I have is a carton of Umpqua Dairy milk and a few slices of delicious Tillamook cheese.

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>>68460261
Just get your dick sucked, jeez

>>68460284
>umpqua diary
clack my ass tier

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>>68460277
mek me

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gf just sent me this

>>68460284
Eat the cheese.
Drink the milk.
Kys.
Easy peasy.

>>68460171
>When does it all happen?

Saturday night, around Midnight EST.

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gf just sent me this

>>68460324
Looks like she's headed to a porn shoot

>>68460341
>>68460346
FUCK OFF

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gf just sent me this

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gf just sent me this

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yn8qoHuwpow

wtf I love pokemon now

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>>68460306
gf just sent me this

>>68460354
Hey porn stars make decent money anon, it's an honest job.

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the gf

is this the greatest song ever written?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBecM3CQVD8
protip: the answer is yes

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>>68460415
mine desu

>>68460388
>>68460388
>porn stars make decent money
i don't think this is true.

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gf just sent me this

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>>68460415
Pfft, I knew her before she got famous.

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the gf

>>68460428
Damn that's a pretty big place for japan

>>68460437
The ones that do weird shit like anon's gf does make a lot, though

>>68460415
Yoshinoya fucking GROSS
>>68460437
They make decent moneybut the girls who do porn are invariably mostly retarded and as a result have no ability to better themselves. It's like that bum who got a million dollars and was broke the next year.

>>68460428
Omy
Omy
Omy

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7IVJVTUNl0I
rate tbis vid of me

>>68460423
no

>>68460415

>girl

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>>68460415

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/politics/ct-cia-russia-help-trump-win-20161209-story.html

so... is he still going to be president? doesn't seem fair to just default to hilary now....

>>68460423

not even the best Rolling Stones song

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jEy6MGu3bIA

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>>68460443
>>68460461
>>68460493
>>68460503
no bully

>>68460509
>>68460473

kys

>>68460503
ugly balding desert rat

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>>68460516
>>68460503
>>68460524

>>68460521

t. listened to a greatest hits album and considers himself a patrician

howdy mates.

i update my top 5 American cities list. rate the new one.

5. Steamboat Springs
4. Milwaukee
3. Gary
2. Saginaw
1. Memphis

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>>68460516
>no makeup
>contact and makeup

Here's a picture when Anzu was very young with some family, no makeup.

>>68460506
So they helped to leak her emails in an effort to boost Trump's chances.

No, that's not enough to change anything.

The only way Trump doesn't become president is if the electoral college somehow votes against him.

>>68460537
>popular songs are bad
>only listens to "deep cuts"
>has a collection of vinyl

>>68460506
Wow the msm its really desperate now

>>68460558

never said that
never said that either
literally nothing wrong with this

>>68460544

kek.

>>68460559
The amount of shilling they are doing now against "fake news" is pretty pathetic.

>>68460543
Steamboat Springs is probably pretty nice.

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>he doesn't have a CD collection

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>Why yes I do indeed have a CD collection full of the good hip music kids like nowadays

>>68460576

comfiest American town i saw pics of. sadly it looks like a rich tourist place instead of a small community.

>>68460574
Yeah it is. I hope they continue it so more people see how crazy they are

>>68460423
>not tumbling dice
>not honky tonky woman
>not even wild horses

Wew.

if you havent listened to Let it Bleed you're BASICALLY fucking stupid

True.

>>68460611

>wild horses

overrated.

best stones song is imo you can't always get what you want or gimme shelter or salt of the earth. i dont dig stones a lot but it is another story.

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>>68460602
You may only get your news from our approved sources. Please choose your desired corporate feed trough.

*listens to let it bleed*
that was awful

>>68460601
I have been to a place like that, but only during summer. Lots of rich fags, you are right. Still fun though. Life is NICE if you have money.

>>68460611
>wild horses
awful song t bh. i hate their "honky tonk" bs. sympathy for the devil is the best song ever written, just accept it.

>>68460644

kys, my man

>>68460639
mrs robinson is a good song, though.

*listens to Mrs. Robinson*
that was terrible

>>68460639
So tldr, you can chose media outlets that aren't forced to adhere by journalistic standards or you can choose outlets that are forced to play profitable stories/bought by lobbyists.

Great world. Just read the news.

where do I get those free movie ticket pass things that people give as gifts

>>68460646
>Life is NICE if you have money.

yeah. i bet if you have dough you may as well enjoy the gated comfy communities of rust belt. same everywhere. capitalism was a mistake.

>>68460699
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=where+do+I+get+those+free+movie+ticket+pass+things+that+people+give+as+gifts

>>68460705
The Rust Belt has very few gated communities compared to other parts of the country. There are almost none where I live. By contrast, in suburban Florida, almost every development is gated.

>>68460699
AAA insurance offers me them all the time.

>>68460667
Whoever made that just cherry-picked a song that's been played a lot over the years to prove a point.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rIqBeMZAMc

>>68460716
none of those links even answer my question
>>68460728
thats my insurance too, why do they offer you those?

>>68460739
its a good song.

>>68460724
>Florida

Florida is a soulless shitty sunshine state.

midwest > east coast: south > west coast

>>68460770

wtf? I hate turkbro now!

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>>68460770
>east coast: south

Made me think

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>midwest > east coast: south > west coast

>>68460779

are you from west coast. i dislike sun mate. i like places cold and grey. i would glady live in Cleveland ghettos instead of Miami or Cali barrios.

>>68460800
are you the Turk who likes boring American cities?

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>>68460800

>i like places cold and grey

but why? theyre depressing

>>68460812
>top cities list
>Gary, Indiana

I reckon so.

>>68460705
Funny thing about gated communities, wealth disparity creates them.
I knew an absolutely filthy rich lad from São Paulo. Fought for ages to get to Europe. Settled in Denmark. Could have been easier if he wasn't white.

>>68460794

t. Pacho ""Big Gun"" Egenstein.

>>68460812

yes but they are not boring.

>>68460821

i dont know but i like places like that.

>>68460750
>why do they offer you those?

I don't know myself. My mom signed me up with them when I got my first car 5 years ago and I just pay the bill. I should probably ask why. I also get a small discount on my phone bill thanks to them.

Normal youtuve is back

>>68460841
>Funny thing about gated communities, wealth disparity creates them

yeah. we have them there too. a gated site with Americana suburban houses. a road in front of it. next to that road it is a gypsy hood.

BAJA

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>>68460994
Way too late to summon the namefag senpai.

>>68460516
Would piledrive my benis down that t*rkroachess's little slut throat, she'd love it

>>68460516
she has nudes, yes?

>>68461070

>she

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gf just sent me this
no idea what it means

>>68460324
This is how I imagine my dream girl would look like

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its FINALLY raining outside

>>68461126
Shes a shitty weeb cum guzzling meme and everybidy knows shes girl. Fuck off fag.

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>>68461177

>everybidy knows shes girl

keep telling yourself that

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>n*rthern cali

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>>68461177
>everybidy knows shes girl. Fuck off fag.
>liking him
>calling anyone else a fag

I'm tired of meaningless sex. So damn tired. I want a relationship.

one night stands arent going to give you a relationship obviously

>>68461194
>Siskyou county
>literally has mt fuji replica

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>S*thern California will never be Cool

LMAO

hehehehehe cum

>>68461227
how does one go about finding a relationship?

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Maidin mhaith, Meiricea.
Conas atá tú?

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>s*uthern cali

>>68461261
I am from a family of players and manwhores, so I dont know.

>>68461295

t. Mehmet

>>68461271
I don't speak African Ivory coast, sorry.

>>68461271
> the irish language has the same you as spic
estoy bien y tú

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how does it feel knowing that other states will never know what sister cock feels like?

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>>68461327
NOICE

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>>68461271
táim go maith a chairde, grma
agus tú?

>>68461305
Damn.

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>>68461331
By Jeezus, I's the by that knows sumthin simlar.

>>68461358
well i guess the boring answer is you will have to wade through the shit to find a dry patch of land to set your feet on.

>>68461362
i found this place literally today looking on google maps

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>>68461390

mmm hmm

google maps....

>start fire in fireplace because FUCK it's cold
>sleeping after it "goes out"
>somehow it came back to life
>smoke alarm
>living room rug by fireplace on fire somehow
>now standing outside in the cold while firefighters are in house
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>68461401
take a pic of your house from outside

>>68461401
does your insurance cover retardation?

>>68461401
You either didn't open the chimney or it needs to be sweeped. Either way you are retarded.

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>>68461382
Seems like college isn't the best place to find something long term. or maybe I just have bad luck

Anyone else hoping the Republicans do actually cut the shit out of social security? I want to see the baby boomers get salty as fuck when their retirement checks stop rolling in and they are forced to work shitty jobs till they're dead.

For all the shit millennials get we at least have the benefit of having the time to set up long term retirement plans that aren't dependent on social security existing. 401k, IRA, etc.

Cutting social security won't have any major impact on my retirement but will have a big impact on my taxes so I am in favor.

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>>68461390
We have some good ones in Canada.

>>68461436
depends on the school. small schools are better for that shit, but at alarge school, I doubt you'll find mary stu. But you might as well go for it. What do you lose anyway by not doing it?

>>68461452
I heard that earlier today and couldn't really understand it. They are fucking with their base.

>>68461452
Didn't Trump promise to keep those untouched? I mean Republicans aren't going to alienate everyone 50+ in America.

>>68461452
not my promblem if they lose it. that's what they voted for and plus, this generation is poorer starting out compared to theirs, so why should I care.
>>68461514
>republicans arent going to
you should come live in a republican state to answer that.

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>>68461490
I go to CMU, which isn't bad, we have about 14k students. Compared to Pitt and their 35k we're tiny. But ya you're right. I'm bound to find someone eventually

>>68461452
Well If they take away dem programs and gibsmedats from basketball americans there might actually be a race war lel

>>68461452
>35k
>a lot
tOSU puts that to shame. Almost makes me wish I went to a smaller school. Why such small enrollments though?

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>America

>>68461642
you will.
>>68461841
engrish teacher

>>68461841
three dollars?
I'm down

>>68461735
As far as I'm concerned, as long as they take social security they can take whatever the fuck other social program they want too.

Social security is the biggest drain to taxpayers compared to all other social programs simply due to the sheer number of people using it. By comparison nigger welfare is basically free but I'm not averse to cutting it as long as SS goes down with it.

>>68461802
I assume you were replying to me. It's because Pittsburgh is a small, irrelevant city. Most who come to Pennsylvania for school will go to Penn State.

>>68461868
3 cents

>>68461875
SSI was paid for. It's not the fault of the people getting it back that it was mismanaged.

>>68461881
People still go to pedo u

>>68461918
Yeah it was they let politicans eat away at it for decades

>>68461875

babyboomers are entitled asfuck yet think they are the trail blazing generation that struggled the most, cause they lived through hippies, the beatles, 80s economic decline & springsteen

>>68461958
A lot. I was never interested personally. Most people I grew up with went there though.

>>68462023
You got that right. It'd do them so much good to get knocked down a few pegs.

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>America
too too dangerous country.

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This is a very eerie sounding album

>>68462133
>robing a cab driver
right up there with robbing 7/11s

>>68462133
>blood coming out of his nose in spurts as his heart beats
D I S T U R B E D

why is america doesnt gun control?
many serious crime an outbreak in america every year.

>>68462355
It's a right guaranteed by the Constitution, so controlling it with laws is kind of a grey area. Besides that, a lot of people don't want gun control

I canadian guy called me white, what do now?
should I wear crocs with socks?

>>68462410
but guns cant be protect us. guns killed many civilians.

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I wonder why anzu puts her hair in pigtails. I bet a wet facefucking is actually what gets her t*rk pussy sopping. Wanna feed her desu.

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rip cum
too pure for this world

Why is perfume so ridiculously expensive?

>>68462850
I mostly deal with this by working a minimum of 50 hours a week. Less time to think about the emotional state of my life.

>>68462133
callate animal

>>68462932
Cuz u r poor

>>68462989
What do you do for work?

>>68463058
I work in a hematology research lab, mostly running assays and doing data analysis.

>nerds waking up at 6am

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>>68463136
I become less and less interested in all things medical and pharmacological as I learn more and more about them.

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>>68463153
It's 5

>>68463136
That sounds like it would become tedious

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>>68462192
I LIKE THIS TUNE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QehH-JWobEQ
>>68462932
'CAUSE BABYMETAL'S ELDER SISTERS

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>6am
you are an autistic babby

>>68463203
There is a satisfaction to running experiments with my hands and never knowing whether the results will be what you expect. I guess other fields of science have that too, but I know that I'm doing something that ostensibly benefits people.

>>68463228
See above. I actually like my job, and I'm very fortunate to work with a nice group of people.

>>68463228
that just makes it worse

>>68463349
I went to bed at 6:30 after having been up for 24 hours. No bully

>>68463316
That's nice then

anzu is a grill you autist fucks

>>68463506
That's right, my girl.

>>68463575
your girl is my whore

Are those the iconic American teacher shoes?

https://youtu.be/W3ojb1_gsOo

>>68463632
You might think that makes me a cuck, but that in fact makes me a pimp.

hiya cum, please tell me.
"entered the room". "come into the room". Which is right?
are these meaning is different?

>>68463762
Im not paying you therefore you are getting metaphysically cucked on another dimension

>>68463793
"entered the room" implies they did so in the past. "Come into the room" would be something you would say in the present tense. "Came into the room" would be the same as "entered the room"

*drives past this thread*

NERDS!

>>68463899
i see.

>"Came into the room" would be the same as "entered the room"
is it right both?

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>>68463964

>>68464051
yea if you say something like
"she came into the room" it would be the same as saying "she entered the room"

I hate you.

>>68460035
CLACKAMAS
PNWRIDERS

>>68464051
pretty sure "came into the room" is technically incorrect but only an autist would argue otherwise since "came into" is a common verb phrase in spoken english.

>>68464187
Japanon, would you like an English-speaking friend to help you learn the language long-term? I'd love to teach someone and make a new friend along the way. Let me know if you're interested.

>>68463506
So?

>>68464266
thank you for detailed explanation.

>>68464500
yes.. i want english speaking friend.
but i cant speak english well. so i learn english simple word the first.

>>68464796
That's fine, man. Everyone has to start somewhere. I can tell what you're saying, that's enough to have conversations and get the ball rolling.

Do you use Skype or any other form of messaging? Would you prefer email?

>>68464857
i have Skype, email and facebook.
but i write english sentence need long time.

>>68465063
You can take all the time you need, I don't mind. Give me an email and we can trade Skype info that way.

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gf just sent me this

>>68465135
ok i teach my email to you.
but that is sub-email.
please reply it.

[email protected]

>>68465342
Sent ;)

It's snowing.

>>68465523
liar

>>68465490
reply.

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>go to tim's
>order double double
>get side order of mouse

>>68465342
sent you an email please reply

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>>68465574
WHY DO YOU DOUBT ME?!

>>68466445
Because I just looked outside you tripleturkey

>>68466493
>not snowing there
Impossible. It's snowing here.

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>>68466567
Oh yeah?! Prove it. I bet you can't

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My dog just farted.

>>68466604
You're right. It actually stopped for now. There's snow on the ground, though.

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>>68466747
I hope it snows here soon. We're supposed to have mixed precipitation next week

Why so many lawyers in America? Is it easy to get into?

>>68466873
>Why so many lawyers in America?
Because litigation is an American sport and because we have a shitload of Jews here

>Is it easy to get into?
No

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>Woke up this morning
>Still Canadian

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>>68467071
>Woke up this morning
>still African American
>not a Slav

going deer hunting in the ozarks

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>>68467418
>Kansas City

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>>68466854
It's now snowing again.
>>68467283
Why not both? Pic related.

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put some acne cream on my massive neck zit and it shrunk to nothing over night

im going to adopt baja and keep her safe from the cartels

>want to make coffee

>don't want to clean out the coffee maker

>>68468508
that's what moms are for

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>mfw i probably fucked up my cell physiology exam over the dumbest fucking things
I'VE BECOME SO NUMB

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A bit hungover right now

why do foreign fags on every board go >muh murricans constantly in every thread

the obsession is fucking ridiculous

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>>68467678
>Arkansas

great-granddad lived there

>>68467418
always wanted to hunt but could never bring myself to skin and butcher an animal.

are there people who do that for you?

>>68468638
>cell physiology exam
sounds fucking gay

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>>68460067
Clover homie

is it just me or is the Senate the dumbest concept ever

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Guys I'm kinda spooked
I had a dream last night about a friend in a chat group I'm in leaving
I woke up and it actually happened last night

>>68469296
Explain

>>68469296
It's just you

what do mexicans wear under their ponchos?
need answer asap cus i need an outfit for a party lads

Thread is so slow

Wake up you useless NEETs

>>68469338
Is the House not enough?

>>68469407
Useless NEET here, haven't slept yet. spent a few hours talking to a japanon about english and guns.

>>68469427
The Senate isn't supposed to be a representative body, it's meant to safeguard the interests of the states

librul logik

>Muh confederate flag is racist, its just a token of the atrocities in our past

>Muh american flag is racist, its just a token of the atrocities in our past

>>68469427
The Senate is supposed to protect us from retards

I woke up and my peenor is hard
What does it mean

>>68469535
you have dick cancer

>>68469535
lemme suck it

>>68469473
>>68469492
Their terms are six years long. they don't have to listen to their voters for a good five years.

>>68469403
Collared white shirt.

>>68469576
>they don't have to listen to their voters for a good five years.
They aren't supposed to be a representative body

Some guy I disliked in my major got a zero on a final we took, so he failed the class and can't continue. Pretty happy 2bh.

>>68469562
R u a girl
>>68469550
Pls no

>>68469644
Why are you happy about that

>>68469670
Because I don't like him.

>>68469704
Dont be a dick, lad

>>68469653
yes ;)

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>tfw you will never run a PMC and operate across the globe

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i took this picture this morning in my apartment

>tfw gf

it's not as good as people make it out to be

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what does this mean

>>68469833
nigga is that a crepe
can i have some

>>68469600
Oh, sothe Senate never does anything retarded is that right? Senators are all just smart? ever heard of Ted Cruz? Bernie Sanders?

imagine the state of this runt

>>68470027
Am I being taken on a ruse cruise right now?

>>68470070
Yes

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Pepsi or coke?

>>68470213
Dr Pepper

I like memes. Who else likes memes?

>>68470213
Dr. Pepper

Just had three(3) hotdogs for breakfast

>>68470309
Fatass

>>68469794
if you join the army and then move to france for the foreign legion you'll have the shot with all the experience you gained but it'll take a long time but the money is really good

>>68470318
Not yet but I'm getting fat

>>68470359
maybe you should stop so much hun x

>>68470379
You are oppressing me

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>>68470258
My personal meme is being sincere on 4chan.

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>>68470433

New bread, boys.
>>68470512
>>68470512
>>68470512

>>68469863
Why are you friends with black people