/cum/

everyone below me is gay

First for bawjaw.

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the gf

Göteborgs Rapé

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I WANT TO FUCKING DIE ALREADY

bajachan is hot

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Post cool stuff

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>>68458148

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first for paste of the North(North) Korean gods and not dirty ilbe scum

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baja and i on our date

Reminder that I am extremely lonely and have not had a friend in many years

bajachan's silence only makes my dick harder

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I wonder if having friends and a gf would make me stop wanting to die. The closest thing I've had to friends in the past maybe 18 years is people I've regularly talked to before class in uni.

idk what to do

>>68458170
are you me

>>68458177
this

her denial is lewd

>>68458167
Why do females with the most boring saggy bland tits love showing them off?

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>tfw we bully Baja away for ever

>>68458182
>people I've regularly talked to before class in uni.
wtf
Chads out

>>68458196
don't kid yourself

she loves the bullying

probably fingerblasting herself right now

>>68458195
cant tell what they really look like until she takes her hands off you virgin

all spics out of my country now

>>68458196
>for ever
she stops posting every time she gets too much attention

>>68458219
branch and MOS?

watching the bone collector atm buds
wish angelina jolie circa 1999 would collect my bone desu

>>68458101
how safe is south america? i want to work down there at some point but i don't really know where and all i hear is stupid US propaganda.

>>68458232
Her face is too plastic looking nowadays.

>>68458227
Mareen core and 69P-ussy slayer

>>68458233
they have qt girls

wew https://www.jewbook.com/baja.chan

>>68458195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi8ShAosqzI

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>>68458201
>tfw four years of "independent study" made me less autistic
>could talk to people
>didn't get nervous talking to girls either
>stayed a really boring person with no redeeming qualities
>gained a deep-seeded feeling of self-hatred and the urge to kill myself

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>>68458227
>mfw an Army fag thinks MOS is a thing in other branches

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>>68458101
Fantastic thread edition.

>>68458244
Sorry, only fobbits are allowed to speak on behalf of this nation and it's interests. Back to the barracks.

>>68458255
What's independent study?

>>68458233
they have qt girls

>>68458255
>>68458201
>>68458182
faggots

>>68458264
what do they call them in other branches

>>68458273
Home school, except my parents weren't my teachers. Each week, my teacher would come to my house to collect/assign homework.

>>68458288
Nothing

>>68458241
don't forget the whole boob thing

>>68458245
other than that though? i was thinking of going somewhere kind of poor and teaching computer skills or english or something.

>>68458273
Nothing.

>>68458297
I forgot about that, kek.

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>>68458270
>Fobbits allowed to speak
You're not breeding their boipuccis enough

*hums to self*

>>68458331
me in the back

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>>68458268

>tfw schizophrenic
The bastard keeps interrupting me. I can't think at all. Anyone else here with mental illness?

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This is my last night of the year as a "wage slave".

Any advice, /cum/?

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>>68458332

>>68458349
lillie is not for lewd

>>68458356
As in you'll be unemployed?

How much do you have saved?

>Any advice, /cum/?

Spend all your free time shitposting in /cum/

>>68458356
Open a tacqueria

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>>68458349

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>tfw too intelligent to want to live

>>68458356
address the allegations of your lewds

>>68458370
chicken chan fuck i'm drunk

>>68458379
delete

Lights in the work bathroom are on a timer and motion sensitive.

Pooping in the dark right now.

spell icup

>>68458356
>Any advice, /cum/?
Depends on what you mean by your first sentence.

Can't tell if you're killing yourself, becoming a hermit, or being a NEET.

>>68458305
you'll get shot or kidnapped and no one will actually appreciate your lessons.

>>68458389
bend over and spell RUN

>>68458399
fucking delete this

they are both hetero

>>68458389
"I"
"see"
"you"
"pee"

HEY! That's not funny Mexico!

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>>68458356
congrats, bit jelly desu
leave in a good mood so you don't feel like you wasted a part of your life

what kind of work do you do? food service?

>>68458370
>lillie
no

>>68458379

sun and moon are ao fucking shit conpared to platinum, hgss and bw2. srill no good postgame

>>68458399
>they're white
What's white?
Her testicles?

>>68458434
>>>/v/

2>5>7>3>1>4>6
My opinion in pokemon generations

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>>68458434
It has a good story and it looks like the engine got improved quiet a lot. The 3DS can barely handle it, it has a major FPS issue. Gamefreak is ready to move on to next gen.

>>68458441
Her pantsu.

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>>68458457
haven't finished a pokemon game since Crystal desu

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>postgame

I've never had sex

>>68458476
That's a good one.

>>68458486
i wish i were you

i've had sex hundreds of times and now i haven't had sex in almost a year

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What is /cum/'s opinions on birbs?

pic related, cute mexican birb.

>>68458502
why

>>68458503
Birds are alright

>>68458509
I've become a hermit. I hate going out. I hate social interaction. I hate Tinder and Facebook.

Not sure what happened, I just like keeping to myself now.

>>68458503
BAVI

>>68458376
>As in you'll be unemployed?
Yeah, something like this.

>How much do you have saved?
Around 3000-4000 pesos. Not good enough.

>>68458378
>Open a tacqueria
This is actually a good idea.

>>68458429
>what kind of work do you do?
I was working for a "maquiladora" during the last months.

I decided to quit because it's all a fucking mess around there.

>>68458503
Birds are really interesting if you stop and think about it

>>68458503
birds are not important

>>68458233
pls respond i even got doubles

>>68458457

>2 at the front

my man

>>68458519
Then why complain about not having sex if its self inflicted?

>>68458539
at a certain age sex becomes so hard to get that it's better to just masturbate, but you do miss pussy

>>68458523
>3000-4000 pesos
>~$200

wew, what are you going to do with that?

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>>68458525
take that back

>>68458523
>maquiladora
that sounds pretty shitty
food service can be pretty shit as well though desu

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>>68458513
>>68458521
>>68458524
>>68458525
How about a small birb with a big beak?

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>>68458577
I don't know.

Food isn't a problem, it's pretty cheap right here.
I have no debts, which is pretty good desu.

January seems to be painful.

>>68458581
>that sounds pretty shitty
Yeah, but at least I wasn't a NEET for a short time.

Is trailer park boys the official show of /cum/?

>>68458581
>take that back
Nah.

>>68458665
Still not important.

>>68458665
that looks cool as h*ck desu

>>68458665
Very interesting desu
Nature is cool

>>68458678
why do you keep ignoring the allegations of your nudes?

>>68458682
Yes

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>>68458682
>>68458705
*ahem*

>¡Mucha Lucha! is an American-Mexican-Canadian animated television series

>>68458703
What happened this time?

>>68458711
Is it good though

finna nut
*cum*
ngggooohhhh

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>>68458683
Yah.

>>68458718
Its comfy.

the idea of dressing up as a girl and giving a guy a blowjob gives me an erection

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>>68458678
Are there available jobs in Mexico? I hear you keep taking American ones.

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>>68458737
>I hear you keep taking American ones.
Too lazy to cross the border desu.
California has nothing new to me.

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>go to the bathroom to pee
>someone left a marijuana cigarette by the sink
s-should i call the police?

>>68458711
god damn I haven't thought about this show in ten years

>>68458755
you can live with me

only stipulation is that you have to walk around in panties and no shirt all day

>>68458756
Yes

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>>68458755
Well thanks to Trudeau you and every other Mexican will be able to come to Canada without a visa soon.

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>>68458773
they told me to stop being a fag and blaze it
then they redirected my call to ottawa!?

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>>68458810
Can Americans come too?

>>68458814
they're trying to entrap you
don't do it

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>always told myself if I get a new job, I'd donate to my favorite charity on my first payday
>minimum donations accepted are $25

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>>68458819
Obviously, Americans have never needed a visa. You don't even need a passport if you have the enhanced driver's licence.

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>>68458766
I'll be considering it.

>>68458810
My trip to Ontario would only cost 100dlls, if everything goes right, of course.

should i jack off

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>>68458845
[hand rubbing noises]

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>>68458851
>100dlls

How is that possible?

life is good for this guy. hows life treating you? whats one thing youre thankful for, and one thing youd change?

>>68458878
coyotaje

>>68458893
>whats one thing youre thankful for
The fact that I'll die some day
>and one thing youd change?
I'd move that day to today.

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>>68458878
No idea, that's cheapest price that I've found.

>>68458894
made me laugh.

>>68458919
worst girl

leave

>>68458864
Probably.

>>68458864
Most likely

>>68458915
BAJA
I WANT YOU TO MURDER ME

>>68458915
i want to marry baja chan!

BAJA

WHEN YOU GON' LET ME HIT THO?

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Have a good night, /cum/

Tomorrow seems to be an interesting day. I really hope so.

See ya!

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>tfw another shitty clue scroll

ban guns

>>68458903
i wonder how different the philosophy or beliefs people held would be if they lived forever.

sorry if that doesnt make sense. im drunk and talking out my ass

ban limeys

>>68458996
why?

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>>68458989
Gud night


>Tomorrow seems to be an interesting day.

I think she might be hopping the border soon buds.

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>>68458996
ban nuns

>>68458989
night

>>68458997
didn't you get crusaded by germany

>>68458996
>shall not be infringed

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bCodVbucTbo

>>68459009
See>>68458356

*bans guns*

>>68459030
t. school shooter

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>>68459033
Time to go to bed Baja, stop reading my posts.

>>68459030
FAKE NIGGAS NEED NOT APPLY >>68459047

>>68459033
go to bed, slut

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>>68459041

NOOOOO :D

baja is a gay roleplayer and you're all getting catfished

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>>68459022

>>68459051
>ywn be a comfy bunny

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lets play a game of chess yankiedoodles

https://en.lichess.org/qYYfSWy0

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>>68459068
Why are you crying

I thought that's what Californians wanted

>>68459074
I think most of /cum/ would prefer a faggot or tranny to an actual girl tbqh.

>>68459022
And the Danes, and the Swedes.

>>68459085

not every californian is a lefty

*tries again*

https://en.lichess.org/vAR8vex2

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>>68459094
Psh, next thing I know you're gonna tell me not everybody from Utah is Mormon

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>>68459059
all me

>>68459101

well of course theyre not all mormon, how else would you explain the black population

*bans clapping*

>>68459120
African converts brought by missionaries?

>>68459103
schizo fuck

>>68459134
Do Americans really clap in a movie theatre at the ending?

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I wanna die

>>68459153

unfortunately yes

>>68459153
only for saving private ryan, the passion of christ, american sniper and the bourne legacy

>>68459120
afro-mormons

get a fucking clue

>>68459153
Only if it's a good movie, but yes.

>>68458864
https://mega.nz/#F!NxVwBbSI

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>>68459156
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M9rw7LUbBM

Why are fedoras such a meme? They look cool. I feel like a classy gentleman when I wear mine, and the ladies love it.

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FUCK BRITBONGS AND THEIR CHESS

I JUST FUCKING LOST

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>Why are fedoras such a meme? They look cool. I feel like a classy gentleman when I wear mine, and the ladies love it.

>>68459003
We'd probably become gloomy and arrogant like high elves.

>>68459183

give key

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>>68459183
>folder link unavailable

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>>68459206
:3

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>I post images with text that is too small to easily read

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>>68459166
>>68459171
>>68459176
>that burger swearing up and down Americans don't do that the other day in an /int/ thread lied

I don't know how to feel about this, I thought you were the good guys?

>>68459259
You were lied to, anon. Also, we commonly spell it theatre.

>>68459208
Rude, at least give me a (You)

>>68459248
gloat all you want but i can beat you at connect 4

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>Rude, at least give me a (You)

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>Rude, at least give me a (You)

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>:3

*sings a song*

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>south dakota

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Have a retarded person made you feel bad intentionaly, as in being mean to you?

It happened to me when i was a kid; i'm talking about one of those people with fucked up face and voice telling me to fuck off because i screwed up in a meaningless street soccer match. I didn't know what to do i just walked away feeling like shit and abandoned the match. I'm a terrible player i know, because i hate soccer and i was being forced to interact with people.
what should i have done?
i wanted to murder this mother fucker in that momment

watched some facialabuse.com porn then felt really bad :<

>>68459332
you should feel good, at least those useless whores are getting paychecks

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GOD DAMMIT I REALLY WANT TO DIE

>>68459345
do not sexual lillie

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>california

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>>68458101
I HEARD NEBBY IS IN THIS THREAD.

IS NEBBY IN THIS THREAD??

>>68459358

I dont get it, he looks like an average teenager

do they not even have Pools in Worst Dakota?

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Someone needs to end my life because I don't have the nads to do it myself.
>>68459358
What about it?

>>68459374
We do have pools but we certainly don't have sissy tools, unlike a particular state that goes by the name of California

>>68459387
California = not so good

How does this webm make you feel?
https://a.pomf.cat/gjwgtp.webm

guys why does IPA have such a shitty after taste?

>>68459217
>>68459224
Sorry
https://mega.nz/#F!NxVwBbSI!KesrWqxISdT9YCHAOh8LrA

>>68459401

what tools?

>>68459404
Cute!

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>>68459415
>folder
>kill me

Let's take a peek

>>68459423
Tools of which are used to pleasure the male genitalia, namely in the fashion of whoring young skinny boys out to men seeking the sinful pleasures of boipucci

guess i should go to bed now so i can maintain a sleep schedule resembling that of normies
will do some reading before sleep though

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>>68459448

...are you mistaking his Ipod for a sex toy?

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>>68459442
>this is in his porn collection

Topkek

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>>68459462
He is the sex toy

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>>68459415

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how come Michael Mann hasn't made a good movie in forever

>>68459476

dumb gayposter

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f3IgwLT_mYc

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>>68459499
fuck off retard woth your weeb shit
kys

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>>68459499
>anime mashups

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what program do you guys use to do these /cum/ memes

>>68459507
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ODZE5peUfWQ

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REAL music coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0I-IgfpSEQ

>>68459529

usually paint

PS if Im extra bored

tits > ass to be quite honestly desu honest

>>68459553

face > tits > ass > legs > hips >>>>>>>>>>>>feet

Absorgender– A gender that changes to conform to the genders of those around you. As you are around more people, even if some leave, they continue to add to the genders you feel. You remain as the genders that you have taken in until you hit a max of some sort. At that point you become like a blank slate, being only one gender (it doesn’t have to be agender or neutral, it can be any gender and the base gender can be different each time).

If you absorb one gender more easily than other genders, you can replace gender in the term with the gender you absorb best. Like absorgirl, absornonbinary, absordemiboy, etc.

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>>68459529
Paint

>>68459529
paint

gimp if transparency is needed

>girl I like hasn't seen very many movies
>perfect opportunity to hang out by showing her cool movies
>today we watched Tommy Boy
>afterwards she clicked on white Christmas
>there's snow on the ground here
>we're sitting close together because we're watching on a laptop sitting on our laps
>the movie guys sing a song about snow
>it starts snowing for real
>she rests her head on my shoulder and I put arm around her
>cuddle for long time
best day of my life

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YQon3Yz6vw8

>>68459529
Paint.net

>>68459566
What did xhe mean by this.

I miss these guys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhcA4Ry65FU

>>68459565
calves > thighs > knees > face > hips = ass > tits

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>>68459553
This.

favourites are for children

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>>68459611

>calves
>knees

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>I say favourite instead of favorite

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>>68459638

feet > stomach > clavicles = armpits >>> ankles

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>>68459404
I won't fall for your devilish tricks, Jew!

>>68459622
bad knees completely ruin any woman imo

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>>68459657

you people are SICK

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>>68459542
>>68459567
>>68459568

How do I open several images at once on paint?

>>68459579
also I held a kitten

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=upIVMjnEm9c

>>68459657
Good taste, but I would switch feet and ankles

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>>68459682

d

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>>68459700

I want an Israeli gf who will make me circumcise our Jewish children.

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>>68459697
pls

I know you can control click as many images as you want to open on GIMP, but paint doesn't seem to have that

>>68459710
your man tier post

>>68459682
Click on the x in the upper right-hand corner, and then open gimp.

Pirate Photoshop, you doofuses.

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>>68459742

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>>68459722
>you will never be one of god's chosen people and have a qt jewess gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTqMs58mMwU

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Rate the weather

>>68459754
Just get a Jewish gf and convert to Judaism. "Jewishness" is passed on through the mother.

>>68459744
I remember pirating Photoshop 7 when it was new. That was so long ago, damn. Today, GIMP is just as good at Photoshop and it has been for years. There is no need to pirate inferior proprietary software.

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whats the big deal about mgs annyway
>>68459755
pussy shit
had to put on gloves today for the first time

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>>68459755

>weatherman keep talking about big rainstorm coming in
>its just overcast or drizzle

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wtf i love asians now

>>68459770
>-7C
>gloves
Come on, son. It was -3 degrees a couple days ago and I was out in a tshirt and shorts.

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>>68459742
Thank you.

Look what I made.

Can I join the sekrit club now?

>>68459782
Gonna go to macau next spring and fuck a bunch of asian women

>>68459792
Not needing a coat in cold weather and being unaffected by cold is a legitimate sign of autism.

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>tfw jewish

>>68459792
it was -40 (doesnt matter if its fahrenheit or celcius because theyre the same) and i decided to do a skinny dip with the gf

>>68459815
>clack my ass

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r8

>>68459808
I'm an East Slav, though. We're all autistic.

>>68459802
Good overall, you lose some marks for the watermark.

>>68459826

Citrus heights?

>only two snowfalls so far this year and the first one was before Halloween
what the FUCK

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>>68459826
>slav

I'm sorry anon, but this is a whites only general

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>>68459823
p. cold

>>68459840
dude global warming lmao

>>68459836
No, but my family all live there. I live closer to downtown.

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>air conditioning still on in December

>>68459853
pussy ass nigga

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>>68459822
G-d bless

What is the point of this thread?

>>68459851

what is it about that area that you all flock to? Theres much nicer places around

>>68459853

t. florida

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>>68459847
Canada's most significant cultural and national hero figure is a Slav.

>>68459853
>ac
>the literal electric jew

Nut up, bud.

>>68459869
cum

>>68459869

anime

>>68459870
I don't know. The first Slav immigrants who came to California went there, so other Slavs went there as well. It's the same reason why all the Swedes flocked to Minnesota.

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>>68459869
What is the point of you???

>>68459887
that's not very kawaii of you anon

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>>68459865
>tfw my county isn't even on the list

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>>68459872
And an honorary american.

God bless.

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>it's already midnight
I-I swear it was 9:30 just a couple minutes ago

>>68459870
>>t. florida

Doubt it. It's getting cold as fuck here

>>68459872
I was unaware but I suppose it isn't too surprising

>>68459899
It's just oregon...

>>68459872
>Canada's most significant cultural figure and national hero is a Slav.
I really fucked up when I was writing this.

>>68459902
I think you mean 1:00 AM

>>68459902
Ofuk, yr right

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>>68459896
Yeah? Well, how do you think the thread felt when you questioned it's existence?

>>68459911
I'm sorry. I've been awake for 40 hours

>>68459922
I think you mean 10pm

>>68459922

no, its midnight

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Any body else here like munching on a nice poo say?

Just realized I'm the best poster in /cum/

>>68459926
I just wanted to know what the point of the thread was but I'm pretty sure it's the shitposting thread so it works out

>>68459937
why'd you post that image of me?

Just realized I'm the best poster in /cum/ [2]

>>68459944
only because I can't tell whether I'm dead or alive right now

>>68459944
Fuck off LMM