The white man marches on edition
anyone got a spare willy i can borrow? :3
>>68452025
WTF i hate kev now?
ponies are really cute but horses are just meh
>>68452003
I have 117 numbered fedora pictures as of tonight.
lads
what is the ideal suicide?
Lads
I think we all should have voted for Andrew.
I voted for the Janitor but I regret my decision.
I had no idea what I was voting for.
Maybe we should nullify the result.
>>68452083
Smothered in maisies minge
>>68452057
take mine
>21 pounds for a heavy-duty rope
why is it so expensive to become an hero?
I'm putting my name in for the redo.
(You)s taking a huge crash after the referendum boys
>>68452080
I have exactly 116
weird
>>68452086
everyone howl at this mong
>>68452083
drive into the outback
>>68452083
got called a vagabond in boots
I'm reading about everything drawn in parliament just has finally
>>68452134
lose a bit of weight before you kill yourself
Reading the previously suggested Wikipedia articles
>>68452083
or
is he okay?
Every (you) I get kills a canadian poster
http://www.strawpoll.me/11839382
>Increasing measures were taken to transform the Wewelsburg castle into an isolated central meeting place for the highest ranking SS-officers.
>One of the arranged study rooms was named Gral ("Grail"), and others, König Artus ("King Arthur"), König Heinrich ("King Henry"), Heinrich der Löwe ("Henry the Lion"), Runen ("runes"), Deutscher Orden ("Teutonic Order")
>Himmler reportedly imagined the castle as a focus for the rebirth of the Knights of the Round Table
>In 1938, Himmler ordered the return of all death's head rings (German: Totenkopfringe) of dead SS-men and officers. They were to be stored in a chest in the castle. This was to symbolize the ongoing membership of the deceased in the SS-Order. The whereabouts of the approximately 11,500 rings after the Second World War is unclear.
>After 1941, Himmler's plans included making it the "center of the new world" ("Zentrum der neuen Welt") following the "final victory".
> A preparation for an eternal flame in the vault, a swastika ornament in its zenith, and a sun wheel embedded in the floor of the "Obergruppenführersaal" lie on this axis.
>The axis of the sun wheel consisted of a circular plate of pure gold, which was to symbolize the center of the castle and thus the entire "Germanic world empire".
>According to rumours the Death's Head Rings were to be buried in the vault. The vault, allegedly dubbed the "Himmler Crypt", was (allegedly) dedicated to Heinrich I, founder and first king of the medieval German state (see East Francia), of whom Himmler reportedly believed himself to be the reincarnation and where he hoped to be interred after his death
>The recovered unknown flying object that crashed in the Schwarzwald (Black Forest) near Freiburg in 1936 was taken to the Wewelsburg castle.
>Himmler had a private safe mounted in the basement of the west tower. The whereabouts of its content after the Second World War is unclear.
Wew
Going to be drinking tonight but I haven't eaten anything all day, is that okay?
t. Drinking amateur
Finally, parliament has just drawn in everything I'm reading about.
>>68452230
rolling for nova scotia
What's the best ostinato?
When are the next elections for /brit/ Parliament?
>>68452254
mistake
sucking on a lindor chocolate ball
>>68452265
No idea what that is desu
Stopped playing a decade ago
>>68452283
there is no parliament
We have an autocratic ruler
>>68452274
>>68452274
the rhythmic thumping of my forehead against your forehead
>>68452240
i'll heem anyone in osrs
i want the haitian to penetrate me
>>68452230
Excellent post>>68452274
Is that a wine?
>>68452287
You can suck on my chocolate balls anytime ;)
How about it Geoffrey? Frey Frey? Frey Frey Frey Frey? Wanna W?
put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em
>>68452328
Rasheed
>>68452240
>fishing
>click every 20 minutes whilst abusing jfs
the only choice
sucking chefs chocolate salty balls
>>68452328
will batter you ya nigger
>>68452299
Unacceptable
*starts a revolution*
what's happening forum?
leave a comment beeeeeloooooow
bye
>>68452352
the irish aren;'t above blacks
Numbers? Numbers? Numbers? Lively live.
>Visiting London in 2 weeks with my girlfriend and her son to meet his family
Any recommendations for places to visit and stay in East London?
>>68452298
There's an old webcam snap of Andy from like 2000 programming RS
History la, it's disappeared from google
Wish I had a child desu.
>>68452370
night dont kys
>>68452341
>>68452352
The "chocolate" part was metaphorical in reference to its sweetness, not my race.
>>68452285
Ok well what should I have before then?
I don't want to puke or anything
>>68452230
3 dead, lads. that's nearly a fifth of their population.
>>68452303
Looks a bit weird. Could you maybe type it out in English?
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJB628tWEHk
>>68452386
t. Caribbean-british man
Just received a (You) in the post
>>68452394
>CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKK
hmm yeah nice one dad
thanks for assaulting me.... again
>>68452421
do you know what song is lad :)
>>68452403
wasn't going to
>>68452452
worthless now
>>68452411
yanks are gay
It's time the tale were told
Of how you took a child
And you made him old
what a nonce
>>68452454
What a guy
>>68452467
good
i hope you dream of that old childhood friend who you've lost contact with xx
scared of going to the work meal/night out tomorrow might just cower in bed all day
will be questioned on monday though which is potentially worse
>>68452488
1000 of 1488 ugh
>>68452466
2 bars of G augmented, 2 bars of B augmented, 2 bars of C augmented and 2 bars of C diminished?
Not familiar with that.
>>68452542
it's wonderwall
http://www.strawpoll.me/11839421
>>68452568
wrong
>the angry florida poster is back
Howling at edgy cunts who worship nazis
Ah yes, just spit in ww2 vets faces and tell them they fought for the wrong side why dont you
>>68452572
>rs3
>>68452572
>vr of a decade old game about clicking on rocks
would play
>>68452609
ENGARDE!
*thrusts erect penis towards you*
even /brit/ doesn't like me
don't think anyone does
>>68452663
i'm indifferent
you're on fine ice tho
watching tgt episode 4, if its shit like the rest then i shant be watching another episode.
>dude i can play some chords on the guitar im a total musician
learn to play the piano you guitar runts
>>68452692
what does being a drummer make me
>>68452692
piano is a poor mans triangle
I hurt myself, today.
>what does being a drummer make me
heres your answer
>>68452692
>he doesn't play the sax
lmao
got into the whisky lads
>>68452743
Guess that's what happens when you marry some bitch who tries to get artefacts from the British Museum back to Greece
>>68452712
good lad, I'm also a drummer
At what age do people start looking noticeably older? I'm about to turn 25 and I can easily pass as a 19 or 20 year old but I'm looking at profiles of women on POF that are slightly older than me and they all look in their 30's.
>>68452607
I've got it lined up on Fruity Loops and the only thing it reminds me of is maybe a nightmare vignette from a Japanese vidya.
>>68452787
>I'm looking at profiles of women on POF that are slightly older than me and they all look in their 30's.
Protip: they are
>>68452781
she wanted kids and clooney didn't, strange case
>>68452787
depends on the person, I'm 30 but most people don't believe it, someone thought I was 22 recently
The so called boss just unironically told me that the government is making the citizens allergic to peanut butter by manipulating our food
Fuck sake, they're just the chord symbols.
>>68452743
when will they learn
>>68452886
stop lying
shan't be shan't be
>>68452886
do you work for Reynolds Group Holdings?
>>68452787
27/28
blokes can cheat their age with shaving
>not a single female other than my mother wished me a happy birthday
got called a racist in greggs today
>>68452798
I doubt that, but one sad thing about POF is the number of single mummies on it. Like every other female is a single mother on that site.
>>68452921
seeing your uncle ever again?
>>68452945
good lad
>>68452915
Not making it up
Also believes Obama will instate martial law before trump can take power
Off to the Tesco, you lads want anything?
>>68452945
What did you say?
>>68452981
steak slice
>>68452782
good lad
I unironcally want to be an orchestra drummer, fedora away
>she wanted kids and clooney didn't, strange case
>>68452941
:'(
Happy Birthday, btw I'm a girl
>>68452981
cheerios
>>68452941
what about the girls on /brit/ x
Is it Creep?
got some strawberry milk
*gives childbirth*
yeah alright
>>68453039
congratulations, it's a boy
>>68453026
yeah x
>>68453049
remove his foreskin
Only one more hour of work
>multi-millionaire sex symbol
>end up with this
Is this the best manlets can do?
>>68453009
>>68453019
girls or femboys
>>68453026
>>68453049
for now
want a girlfriend lads
>>68453051
>>68453121
same lol
so this ... is the future
http://i.4cdn.org/tv/1481333296568.webm
Fifteen minutes with you
I wouldn't say no
>>68453121
same, but a boyfriend
>>68453152
t. buttplug bender
episode 4 so far is very boring
Want to cuddle with a boy
>>68453176
nonce
Economics exam tomorrow lads
bare fucked for it
>>68453152
you better be a grill >:-(
>>68453168
you were almost right
>>68453152
this
>>68453135
tiocfaidh ár lá my friend
need a hulky yank ranch working bf
>>68453198
k-keep me posted
>>68453176
will batter you gaybo
pic highly related: me with my virile gaelic jaw will spark you out sunshine
Long day on the ranch
Muscles are all tense and sore
>>68453176
this too
So lads
who's going to be the first against the wall?
joey from joey's food reviews vs reviewbrah in a ring
who would win
>>68453254
fuck off spotty mcspottyface with your little runt haircut
Really want a wank but don't want to relapse.
>>68453284
this lad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0_1g5FVYAc
>>68453284
have you seen the size of reviewbrahs suits? he could hide an entire fucking armoury underneath the jacket
oh great, another "le american" segment on tgt. GARBAGE show if im honest.
>>68453284
reviewbrah only stomps niggers
>>68453254
>bunkbed
literal child.
>>68453288
it's an std i got of yer ma NOT acne
>>68453254
There's a difference between fading the sides and shaving the sides, try the other next time
>>68453302
normies are going mental over this today
props to the canadian who posted this the other day in /brit/ before runtbible and unirunt got a hold of it
>>68453316
willy is so big i need TWO vertical beds to ride yer ma
gayboy
Can't imagine having a gf
Wouldn't know what to talk about all day with her
>>68453254
runt
I just want some racial purity
Love, truth, justice, and security
If we condone inferiority today
What will tomorrow be?
>>68453254
>that hair
HOWLING
>>68453318
good luck lad with that ugly mug of your you'd be lucky to get an std off your own cum from your 3 inch pecker than my mum
>>68453358
that's just because he found it off reddit
that's the genesis of all these ""viral"" sensations these days
>>68453302
there was a reddit thread with this guy and any mention of reviewbrah was downvoted into oblivion.
it was quite strange to look at.
These ideas are nightmares to white parents
Whose worst fear is a child with dyed hair and who likes earrings
Like whatever they say has no bearing, it's so scary in a house that allows no swearing
To see him walking around with his headphones blaring
Alone in his own zone, cold and he don't care
He's a problem child
What bothers him all comes out, when he talks about
His fuckin' dad walkin' out
'Cause he just hates him so bad that he blocks him out
If he ever saw him again he'd probably knock him out
having a think
>>68453385
I've eaten my cum lots of times for muh gains and im perfectly healthy
>>68453412
>there was a reddit thread
why don't you stay there m8
>>68452025
Just got REDPILLED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWzjn0N9g4g
>>68453373
same rofl
>>68453284
joey wouldnt stand a chance
>>68453397
hmm i was thinking that may have been this case
disregard my prior statement
>>68453412
probably because reviewbrah is an alt right icon
I am the son and the heir of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
I am the son and heir of the nothing in particular
fedorrissey
getting my daily dose of the ko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4Cv-yO8oVg
>>68453452
does anyone have that pic of reviewbrah talking about pavement apes? if so please post it.
have a STRONG desire to shag rn lads
Ah yes, POF.
>>68453302
>eating the nobbies on the end of the wings
Disgusting.
>>68453480
this, been around a lot of fit asian-american girls really so aching to betray the old race tbqh
>>68453480
aren't there lots of prostitutes in america?
>>68453490
he's a nigger, what do you expect?
>>68452743
amazing how all those celebs who attacked trump are slowly getting JUSTed
really causes one to ponder
>>68453480
Looks like Jo Cox
>>68453503
>b-but it's illegal outside of rural Nevada
>>68453480
Hnggg
>Ball night
>Drink a lot
>Decide to go for a biscuit
>Pick it up but smoke a few while sitting with the guy
>Head off for the club for the afterparty
>Punt about for a bit loving the music
>Leave 'cause I feel more alone than I've ever felt in my life
>Come home to shitpost until I fall asleep around 8 or 9
Not sure if it's a combo of weed + alcohol +mandy or if it's just really shit stuff in the biscuit but kinda needing some (you)s lads
>tfw don't want to settle for a single mum
>tfw 26 and never had a gf
>tfw not even sure if a single mum at this point would take me
unironically developing a scat fetish lads
The >>68453526
rural nevadians don't sound very appealing
got a doctors appointment in 5 minutes, decided i'm not going to go to it
>>68453552
Hey, whatever gets tourism bucks.
>>68453547
>tfw 26 and never had a gf
>tfw 27 and ktf
>>68453557
good lad we all die eventually anyway
>>68453549
I wanted this girl to do a poo on my chest in 2nd grade before I even knew what sex was
>>68452230
good old reactin image right here
currently between life and death
say a prayer for the youth of america
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-d2k2flgIIk
>>68453557
What's it for lad?
Should probably go for it tbqh
>>68452230
godspeed
>>68453506
I thought the exact same thing
Would recommend reading some William Faulkner
>>68453570
>tfw 29 and khv
started messaging the NeoNazi Austrian girl on Kik again lads
stopped messaging her like a year ago because of her crazy views but I can't help but go back to her
>>68453609
>reading
lmao
>>68453547
do society a favour and dont bother.
the single mom meme needs to end for the future generation of mens sake.
>
>>68453621
>NeoNazi
>crazy views
fuck off jewboy
>>68453593
none of your damn business
the fuck does it mean to call a burger hench?
american police are fucking mongs
i could take down some 14 year old kid with a knife easy, especially that skinny runt
>>68453632
Sounds sensible
Give me a quick redpill on single moms
Can't be bothered to watch the whole Molyneux video on it
>>68453612
refuse to believe this
really makes me think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0qD2K2RWkc
>>68453647
piles detected
clean your arse dirty git
>>68453628
>mom
foy
>>68453626
you intellectual urchin
>leave club
>bird I like pulling lad in entrance to the club
fs lads, feel like shit
>>68453662
font
foy
should've been a pilot lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mX9L8IuiwJA
>>68453452
what a king man
>>68453686
alri lisicki
>>68453684
i learn from life
>>68453663
can't fucking STAND this cunt
all of his """"""inspirational""""""" and """"deep"""" videos are horseshit
>>68453691
agree with the first but not the second
t. 29 y/o khv lad
>>68453534
hoping ya pulling through in comfort mate
Turbo Chad giga normie just made we contact with me and I could feel myself submit to him
>>68453732
same age as me
given up
I would rather be poor and have had sex than be rich and a virgin
>>68453757
yet youre neither
>>68453757
will trade my gf for all your money
imagine being racist
weedman pisses off so many people because he is the ULTIMATE radical centrist
britain could have this level of radical centrism too if they had only elected clegg instead of the conservatives again
alas, we will forge our paths as the ultimate radical centrists alone
>>68453686
As a former ticket collector on the door of a nightclub, you have no idea how often this happens.
Next time, when you're leaving at the close, hang around and talk to the first attractive girl who's giving off those "I want a fuck" vibes.
>>68453732
>>68453754
i envy you lads
i was having daily sex with a peng for 5 years but since we broke up almost 3 years ago i haven't gotten laid and it's driving me insane
>>68453793
a frickin leaf
imagine being australian
I'm very hungry.
*walks up to you*
give me the gimmicks
>>68453793
excellent post
>>68453816
pretty good feel
>>68453791
don't have to imagine
>>68453809
>staying out past midnight
:) Not happening sweetie :)
>>68453817
>>68453121
same. i've made it my goal to have a girlfriend by the end of 2017
>why yes, I am indeed racist
>>68453809
yea but I have no chat, I'm ugly, I'm short and I'm fat.
I was looking for a job and then I found a job
And heaven knows, I’m miserable now
In my life why do I give valuable time to people who don’t care if I live or die?
Moz king of NEETs
this is unironically the latest I've stayed up in years
>>68453872
stop being those things then
>>68453872
what do you want me say? shall I tell you what you already know?
you're basically fucked (figuratively speaking ofc)
>>68453872
Drunk chat is good enough as long as your eyes aren't swivelling.
>>68453894
you're a rebel la
>>68453872
/r/theredpill
you didn't hear this from me....
Business idea: make the average condom size bigger and sell smaller ones as a speciality size and charge extra
choon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMFbx5U0qRc
Alri lads. Do you think Stoke has a chance against Arsenal tomorrow?
Gonna run some experiments to test janny's speed
>>68453854
literally me every year since 2008
>>68453988
don't
hey delays and when you're about to make a (You)heavy post he strikes
this general is literally all I visit on this shithole 2bh
everything else on this site is bollocks
might knock a few heads in
>>68453992
rip
next year i'll be entering my junior year of college and i haven't been putting in any effort in the dating game at all.
i guess that cunt getting eaten
i guess that cunt getting eaten
i guess that cunt getting eaten
>>68453947
Yes, Mark Hughes always gets one over Wenger
>>68454064
anime is super doe
>>68453901
Can't really change any of them other than being fat and maybe chat
and even then not sure it'd be enough desu
>>68454097
you taking donations?
*extends neck and tilts head to the left*
>>68453254
>HE POSTED HIMSELF AGAIN
>HE THINKS IT'S A GOOD LOOK
>LE HOMME DURABLE SUR L'INTERNET
having a pint of fizzy drink lads
>>68454116
it's enough mate
the chat is really difficult to change though, you basically need a new personality
>anime
and fifteen minutes later we had our first taste of whisky
>>68454165
you mean soft drink
>>68454191
maybe that's what you drink you shandy pandy fairy cunt
>>68454213
don't get fizzy with me cunt
is he the original nuttah?
going to bed
nn
>>68454213
>>68454230
shut it you pair of cunts
the new british craze
https://stayfreezinrecords.bandcamp.com/album/just-b-lyrics-from-the-villas-vol-2
track 3 is my favourite
>tfw no Jennie gf
really thought this would be my year lads
got my willy sucked by the barmaid lads
dindins with the gf
having a wank
>>68454283
don't believe you
>>68454292
i will batter you ya sad cunt
when you pissed yourself in frankfort
and got syph down in cologne
future doctors will look upon chemotherapy as doctors now look upon medieval medical practices
Unironically scared of the dark, and hairdryers too
Is it autism
chorus is so nice and uplifting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwlgC-jSPTk
coogi down to the socks like i'm biggie poppa
>>68454326
Think that's generally recognised in medicine desu
But so far it's really the only treatment we have for cancer and it does have a pretty solid evidence base and well understood rationale behind it, which leaching didn't
>>68454332
i still run to my bathroom if i need to piss at night when it's dark haha
You're so beautiful, with an edge and charm
And so careful when I'm in your arms
>>68454381
>tfw eco lights so I have to wait a full hour before the light is finally somewhat useful
not doing me any good haha
>>68454113
Let's hope so. I have a cheeky 10€ on Stoke tbqh.
>>68454332
it's natural to be afraid of the dark, there could be anything lurking in the shadows
>>68454332
i literally walk around in the pitch black thinking im splinter cell senpai
imagine being a yank picking uni
the choices are like thousands of miles apart in such contrasting regions haha
>Want to keep shitposting
>Desperately want fag after fag
Might move the laptop through to the kitchen and open all the windows 2bh lads
>>68454379
Not really
Chemotherapy is essentially just poisoning someone with the hope that the cancer dies before the person does
pulp 2bh
the strokes 2bh
the la's 2bh
blur 2bh
the verve 2bh
kasabian 2bh