do what needs to be done edition
cara
cara
Quick!
You have ten say seconds to name something positive about Scotland that isn't >muh mountains
>>68450117
cara
let a woman in your life and invite eternal strife
>>68450165
free uni
>>68450165
invented the telephone
cara
such a stupid episode desu
like fuck you'd do that because chances are the kidnapper would just say "nice now do this too" ad nauseum
>he does drugs because he has 0 hobbies or personality and substitutes actual charisma with dude mdma lmao
>>68450165
Muh valleys
nasty hobbits
>>68450165
drinking water
CHOOOOOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFLiKLoxWD8
>>68450165
some people don't use heroin
Patricians laptop of choice.
>tfw too intelligent to use mac
would fuck a pig for 50k
using a condom ofc
caracas
tfw UNIRONICALLY own a macbook, macbook air, macbook pro, iphone and share an ipad with my mum
>>68450220
can almost garuantee I'm more intelligent than you, the fact you have to brag and try and make others feel shitty because you read about tacitus and the peloponnesian war just shows how much of a fucking retard you are.
Actual smart people arent so insecure about their intelligence to project as hard as you just did you fucking weapon
>>68450221
What if you had to go in raw?
>>68450209
LETTING THE DAYS GO BY
>>68450209
>>68450248
200-250k
>>68450256
what did he mean by this?
you missed wild camping and scotch but cheers for the (you)s, great start
>>68450241
is this you?
Grrrrrrrr
Bom dia
Jacob Rees-Mogg on HIGNFY
Might watch it.
>>68450220
>tfw posting this by carrier pigeon
Should be uploaded in about 3 months, hope I'm replying to something relevant
>>68450304
delete
Ohhhhhhh
Who lives in a council house under the sea
You are mum does
Absorbent arms bent feckless habsburgs does he
Bent up fannies
If naughtiness consciously figures your fish
Vandals dread me
Then stop on the decks and douse me in pish
Corn dog ball bag
Ready?
Xerxes van man
Mental bin bag
Fractious rack tie
Haviiiing aaa waaaaaaaaaank
>all these beardy, hippy twats cooking poncy food on channel 4
I bet they had quinoa and chick peas after voting remain
lids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Axemfr9pEeA
>>68443886
Underrated thread.
>>68450308
watching that 3% show recently
NEED a qt Brazilian gf if im honest.
>>68450165
limmy's show
>>68450205
KEKEHHEHEHEHEHHEEHEHEH
(you)
got AAB in my A levels, in 2007
didn't have A* back then. got a masters after that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWGjYg2LmZQ
http://www.strawpoll.me/11839076
http://www.strawpoll.me/11839076
http://www.strawpoll.me/11839076
http://www.strawpoll.me/11839076
http://www.strawpoll.me/11839076
>>68450316
I'm 20 seconds in and Mogg has already handed the host a hankie.
I hate his politics, but he's such a charming bastard.
>>68450097
Man I found that episode to be so stupid. Mind you, the premise is pretty creative, but it's retarded to think that the public would pressure the PM to concede to a terrorist's demands just because a beloved royal was kidnapped, it's also retarded to think that police wouldn't perform genetic test on the cut off finger to see if it actually belongs to the person.
It's the only episode i've watched of black mirror, because it made it apparent that it's just some "so controversial" edgy show.
>>68450256
the virgin walk
>>68450384
wish I was smart
>>68450356
>Unwound
quality taste here lad
le links obscure music man
>>68450384
old man
>I hate his politics, but he's such a charming bastard.
>>68450413
stellar post
>>68450339
fucking atrocious
>>68450401
>I hate his politics
>>68450404
should give some of the other eps a shot la
business idea: have lots of children, don't work, live off benefits, then when you get older continue to live off the state and if you're lucky your children as well
>>68450404
Senior Frijole..??
>>68450316
>HIGNFY
hi dad
>>68450394
gook brian eno
le wealthy man
>>68450422
wanted to meme you with one but its not even on youtube
>>68450384
>B
pahahaha
You could't save her
>>68450165
I was born there
>>68450459
half countries already do that m8
>>68450422
alri
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uU98waJCXDs
can hear my liver begging for mercy
>>68450219
I have something similar
>>68450459
uhm yeah thats called muslim immigration mate
>>68450489
chin up pal, there's always the ol' 'cide
>>68450219
are these even made anymore?
>tfw new mbp is shite so theres literally not a single good new laptop made anymore
>>68450477
no, i earn my money actually
still using a galaxy S3
should i cop?
le gives (you)s man
childhood is hating caralad for being an autist
adulthood is realising that he was /ourguy/ all along
>65 year old man and his 34 year old son got done in making bombs in their kitchen for the Provos down the road from me
>The son pleaded guilty and is getting out in five years
>The father pleaded not guilty and will most likely rot and die in jail
Bit mental and a bit sad tbqh, their house is a tiny little slumshack bungalow and their a poor family
>>68450165
Scottish men are the most attractive in the UK
le steals gimmicks man
>>68450551
there's a new thinkpad range but its dog shit
i'm using it now
how do you beat procrastination ? wanna do loads of stuff but also can't be fucked
>>68450571
I've had the S7 Edge for a few weeks now
It's pretty dope
>>68450571
still using a galaxy S3 mini
it's unironically a great phone, good battery life, I've dropped it on concrete countless times and it still works fine
lads
Need a song
Preferably of this type
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1fzJ_AYajA
You know
90s happy I'm young and I listen to music because I'm a hip sort of dude kind of music
>>68450593
could heem the pair of them and you also you mollusc
>>68450615
pitbull
>>68450571
mine was shite after 2 years
>>68450573
yes
'xiety really playing up again lads
>>68450599
why thank you
>>68450606
just do it later
>>68450165
Bloody nice mountains.
Bloody nice.
tfw one weekend just rolls into the next these days
>>68450593
When will the Bloody Sunday soldiers be prosecuted?
>>68450639
>mine was shite after 2 years
because you're a stupid mong who can't use custom ROMs
>>68450638
How do I block this poster?
>>68450660
On Fucking Sunday?
love is hard to find
but its friday night
cannot understate how much my life has improved since slippers were introduced
got the standard S7. Now and then when I'm on the blower and holding it to my ear, It'll rip a few hairs out the side of my head, like they get trapped n the tiny gap between the face and edge. Anyone else get this?
>>68450573
>$12.66
Not bad
>>68450720
get an iPhone you contrarian cunt
how come you lads aren't out with friends?
What are you, losers?
@68450669
just unfollow me
>>68450643
xannies boy
rate my view
>>68450720
yeah used to get that with my htc all the time. haven't had it happen with my S6 though
>>68450720
you're going bald don't blame your phone you prat
>>68450707
Don't you mean overstate?
why do I keep hearing about people getting put with chinese students in halls?
does that happen?
>>68450720
don't drop it
just woke up lads
>>68450639
>>68450726
dropped the deal because i wanted a bigger pizza instead of fries
>10 inch magherita
>can of coke (for mixer)
>strawberry cheesecake
£8
>>68450742
had an iphone once. didn't care for it. absolute meme phone
Shall we all do a big watch then?
https://youtu.be/t9IB6zZ6SUM
>>68450749
Yes, actually
>>68450770
i got put with loads of black roadmen
>>68450593
that's a load of shite, but come on hasn't there not been a bomb left off in ages? Come on the struggle's over let the demographics win in the future
wanting to bum moz isn't gay right?
>>68450757
comfy/10
>>68450783
all phones are meme phones but iPhones just werk so might as well stop being an autist and just get one
>>68450780
Delivered?
anyone here been a tefl teacher
is it nackering?
consider myself an introvert but could possibly adapt and the travelling would be a great experience
>>68450796
Tiocfadh ar la
>>68450768
words have lost their meaning nowadays
>>68450791
what uni
>>68450817
yep
minimum delivery is £7.50
they said 45 minutes but it will be here in 25
>>68450799
80s and early 90s Moz is literally the most attractive person to ever make music.
>>68450757
is that the sea or a lake or am i blind
>>68450796
The old boy used to be a Provo and his son got in with the dissident crowd
It happens, I live right on the border
>>68450762
not a single sign of balding on my noggin. I have five uncles and every one of them is bald so it's bound to happen at some point
>>68450117
>tattoos
>painted nails
>>68450827
>Tiocfadh ar la
always read this as "dioch yn fawr"
>>68450820
no one here has been anything mate fuck off
just bought 200 led christmas lights, time to deck the halls lads
>>68450780
>Not getting chips with it
One thing is just too overbearing, needs balance.
>>68450593
>their house is a tiny little slumshack bungalow and their a poor family
sounds like my life desu but without the woeful grammar
>>68450839
kent
nor surprise i suppose
>>68450573
>>68450780
tfw I can get a 14" with a drink for a fiver on Mon-Tues-Wed
pretty good deal if I may say haha x
>christmas decorations
prime runt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exTMCq0cnLs
choon
>>68450846
i know lad
i'm no bender but fuck me he's good looking
>>68450861
ok sorry
never had alcohol before and im 24 AMA
883
'sheed
>>68450870
might phone him back and ask him to add a small chips on hmmm
need to decide quickly
>>68450813
nah you're alright there friendo
>>68450876
not even a bad uni
>>68450912
never start
>>68450910
thanks
>>68450939
I'm at the Medway campus
it's fucking shite
>>68450165
my gf (who is a pastry chef and has a pet eel) has some ancestry from there
>>68450912
me neither
t. 23
>>68450849
Ocean. On clear days, you can see mountains spanning the horizon, which are on the island in the distance.
>>68450946
>>68450967
considering taking up drinking and smoking as a hobby 2bh
>>68450912
I started drinking at 22, my advice is to not bother.
once you get past the young clubbing stage, it's an absolute meme
>>68450841
Choice. Having a minimum delivery that low is mental
My locals are at least $18
What is craft beer?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDpB1usrsOg
>not listening exclusively to the baroque era of classical music
>>68450912
>>68450967
rasheed
>he doesn't have his tractor license
absolute state of you runts
what was a really austistic phone call but i added the chips onto the order
probably won't even eat them
>>68450996
beer that is often average at best with price mark ups worthy of fraud charges because of some spastic hipster addition to the brew
>>68450980
why not hard drugs?
>>68451041
thats illegal anon
>>68451032
Drinking is for degenerates regardless of religion lad
fukken trambollixed lads
Business idea:
/brit/ Presidential elections every 3 months to have a new person as a mod of the general.
Candidates will propose ideas that they have to improve /brit/, and new legislation as to how clean /brit/ up.
Example: Vote for me and I will ban
"@post number" posting.
Increase meme hat posting two fold
Not allow Australians or Lisickis anywhere near our posts
Insist that every 20th post has a Maisie image attached to it
No left wing opinions allowed
And I'd run against someone else and that will happen on a tri-monthly basis.
What do you think lads?
>>68451024
Wow that school shooter got fat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXXp42y5pAU
>>68451024
oh shit hes back?
>>68450851
poor lads, how did they catch them? informant it must have been, right?
stay away from alcohol, kids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNDJyVJ_xn0
>>68451072
I think you're the new runt from earlier who didn't know what @posting was
>>68451072
poofter
>>68451062
lol goon
>>68451072
Awful ideas
>>68451065
rasheed
>>68451088
he never went
>>68451107
would appreciate if you stop makeing fun of me thanks sweetie x
>>68451072
I think you need to find yourself a girl lad
@68451072
shit idea
>>68451101
>>68451103
>>68451113
It's either me or the Janitor.
>>68451101
this
what an awful set of affairs
>>68451072
shan't be reading a word of your promises
vote for me and there will be a weekly pizza party and unrestricted posting of whatever you want
>>68451128
take a puff of this heroin or you will forever be known as a goon gayboy
>>68451163
+1 vote
>>68451072
Awful idea *bans you for life from my venture capital firm*
>>68451137
Janjan at least keeps caralad, knonce and their sycophants in line
>>68451176
dont ever reply to me again
>>68451129
The President of /brit/ will swim in pussy, presuming I can depend on your vote on December 16th.
>>68451163
(Vote)
>>68451191
hello custodian
not really a fan of custard creams it has to be said
>>68451163
nonce
>>68451180
Chileans obviously don't get to vote.
Don't be stupid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3q0q_dZTz-s
great appearance
>>68451199
what's that on your shirt
*flicks up your nose*
WAHEY
>>68451218
He fucks off around the time britbongs go to sleep la, should give you an idea
>>68451072
We'll institute an electoral college, for countries by millions of people.
>US gets 325 votes
>UK gets 64
>Canada gets 35
>Australia gets 23
>New Zealand gets 5
half life 2 crashes after barney tells me to go into the plaza
i really want to play
is /int/ relevant enough these days to have more than one janny?
LADS
I just want you all to know, I read ALL of your posts.
Shan't be posting in this thread
>>68451267
this is the other thread that gets monitored
mom walked in on me jerking to traps
>>68451250
>>US gets 325 votes
>in /brit/
How about you get the opportunity to lick my arse after I take a shit?
>>68451240
by that logic you can't have an Aussie running for mod either
>>68451279
Not a single photon from that post made contact with my retinas.
>>68451267
think so, some spastic newfag janny was banning hatposters a few weeks ago. couldnt have been the normal janny.
Feeling.a bit pretty
>>68451204
what is your policy on round the clock slagposting
>>68451265
It's not dated that well in all honesty. Play the first one instead, it's a lot better.
>>68451267
there's one janny for /int/ and one for /brit/ specifically
>>68451279
*sees flag*
*shuts eyes while i scroll post*
>>68451302
correct
I win by default.
Everyone save Maisie images to your hard drive or face my wrath.
>>68451296
No *bans you from the Presidential race*
>>68451329
i really like the game though. also the nostalgia factor, it was one of the first games i played
Can barely keep my eyes open.
I'm here now lads. How's it foing?
>>68451344
Very very good post. Post more of my open gfwife or I will make you cry.
>>68451318
I'm a huge supporter of our slag posting but I'm afraid the government itself will not partake.
>>68451334
he walks among us
>>68451344
Maisie is an overrated slag tbqh
might wank
might take a picture of my paki pizza upon arrival
just putting a feeler out to see if the demands there
>>68451344
her face is shaped like an upside-down traffic cone
We're going to build a great, great wall around /brit/ and all the other generals are going to pay for it
>>68451344
>
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>>68451344
oink oink
>>68451384
Hey how is it go-
*sees flag and walks off to talk to someone more interesting*
I'm looking for a new suit for work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDPC0Fiw1_w
http://www.strawpoll.me/11839240
http://www.strawpoll.me/11839240
http://www.strawpoll.me/11839240
http://www.strawpoll.me/11839240
http://www.strawpoll.me/11839240
IT'S HERE LADS
Vote Andrew, for a brighter future.
night on earth is alri, not really comfy
dont know if I am gonna bother finishing it
>>68451447
oh no
I WISH THAT WE COULD TALK ABOUT IT
BUT THERE
LIES THE PROBLEM
ugly face, boring and short
Is anyone here less visually enticing than this man?
fuck off andrew you nonce
>>68451429
I demand a picture, make it big enough for the aussies to not open
>my boss told it was my moral obligation to attend the seminar next week
shan't be going
>>68451452
>not loving janny
he deletes anime nonce shit all the time
>>68451452
>Vote Andrew, for a brighter future.
>promoting a candidate in the official poll
absolutely illegal. jailed for rigging elections
@68451452
Shan't
>>68451447
>those comments
>tim is literally a real life soap opera
>>68451452
voted Andrew because my name is Andrew haha
>>68451279
did i make this post, test?
>>68451471
he's really not that bad
>>68451471
cristián cerón from /lat/
mental how other countries' generals are more moderated than /brit/ despite not being in english haha
>>68451511
are the car parkers a boss level
was vinnay even that bad
is it possibly vinnay's cars outside his rented flat?
what is going on
>>68451555
his literally hairline starts at the back of his head
>>68451543
fuck off t*rk
>>68451555
everyone looks bad at their worst
found a pic of andrew
>>68451471
Stevie from Eastbound and Down?
>>68451471
Can't be that bad, he had a girlfriend and even gotten laid
>>68451591
Nice try.
I'm black.
>>68451571
Stephen Elliott from Oxford Health is the final boss
GOWER MENTIONED
this dick ain't freeeeeeeeeeee
>>68451579
lay down on carrying moonshine in your fanny pack you poofter
autism dance to get all the grils
genuinely dislike all kiwi posters if im honest
Ttttttttsar vabs stangfib
>>68451631
this
odds wank evens get ready for bed
http://www.strawpoll.me/11839291
http://www.strawpoll.me/11839291
http://www.strawpoll.me/11839291
>>68451654
wanking is getting ready for bed
>>68451624
thought dancers were supposed to be hench
Why are Canadians better than both yank and Brit posters?
no more memes, sorry
This might be Tim's worst cover ever https://youtu.be/q3Iv7qNKayo?t=1062
vote janny for a nonce free future
>>68451695
they literally aren't
never say this again
Hello lads
I like football and the top gear and I am not andrew.
I believe we should vote for him though.
Come on lads.
t. Not Andrew
>>68451732
want him to enter me
ONE DAY I WENT TO LIDL
Just saw this and got red pilled
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f5ojDWMpV8
i hope tim wins /brit/ personality of the year
In the Igloo
In my Igloo, I am resting.
Now with child, I am nesting.
>>68451775
they always have a security guard in Lidl
why is everyone on 4chan autistic
why is everyone on autism 4chan
In the Teepee
In my Teepee, I am resting.
Now with child, I am molesting.
why everyone is 4chan on autistic
>support gay marriage
>support guns
>support legal marijuana
>support the death penalty
>pro-choice
>would support the Monarchy were I British
>oppose conscription
>support space exploration
How Radical Centrist am I?
lexi belle SO cute
>>68451834
I have no idea what you mean
Lads.
I concede defeat in the 2016 /brit/ Presidential election.
Congratulations to the Janitor and I hope this general enjoys shitposting "doing a poo" and loves mediocrity because that is what you voted for.
Andrew out.
... These no nothing quacks are forcing me to an appointment on the 20th right before Christmas. Guess what just before that my car is blocked in all the time by some big ugly salesman car. Seems like another cheap setup trying to get a negative reaction from me. I object to these quacks being allowed to force situations on me like this ... — watching amazing stories: The Movie II - TV Movie in High Wycombe, Buckinghamshire.
Annoys me how normies are starting to learn about anime and hentai and depraved shit. Now they can tell what I wank to and its shit.
le rearrange the words man
Why are all the villains in hollwood films coming out white people with blond hair?
>>68451881
I'm glad you lost, that was a terrible idea in the first place. Too bad >>68451877 didn't run.
>>68451881
appealing this to the high court
... I object to these quacks being allowed to have anything to do with me. Especially when I'm being setup with things like this parking situation. I object to being forced to do this right before Christmas. I will never have any interest or respect for the Medical so called profession for the rest of my life ... — watching amazing stories: The Movie II - TV Movie in High Wycombe, Buckinghamshire.
>>68451915
with no survivors
>>68451881
good thing we have a prime minister not a president you utter mong
and janny is the monarch, he doesnt require a mandate
In the Mudhut
In my Mudhut, I am resting.
My foes in combat, I am besting.
In the loo
In my loo, I do a poo
I do a poo, in my loo
absolutely cream crackered
i hate this website but i can't stop browsing
absolutely crack creamered
Ga ga ga gooooo ga goo ga ga ga goo goo
>I have a meme/reaction face folder
this is a haiku
fuck yanks and new z
bunch of anime nonces
I have no idea who this Andrew fella is.
>>68452003
Have you got Jagex cam?
I can't find it anymore :(
>>68452003
i have 810 reaction pics in muh folder
@68452006
Ah, yes, the haiku that's not actually a haiku gimmick
>>68452006
Ahhhh if you only knew whom I were
If you only knew
If you only ga ga ga ga ga ga ga goo goo goo goo goo goo goo goo goo
>>68450165
the accent sometimes makes them funnier
>>68451877
>>support the death penalty
I'll never understand this