/brit/

JAAAAAANNYYY

Keeping the old thread open in another tab because I hope this one is deleted

Texas

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kay-on

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dodgy thread

CHOOOOOOON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nv6OpIPKy48

gf said she'll only suck me off if i get 5 (You)s on this post

should never have told her about /brit/

I AM DRUNK

>>68448350
the state of ritsu's legs

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>>68448264
HOLY H*CK IS THAT REAL??????

font

is this photo legitimate

>>68448389
>>68448392
ye

Did a drawing of a special someone

http://sketchtoy.com/67718533

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>>68448389
>>68448392

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what should i message her

i hope i get at least one srs reply

no you frickin normies its a shop

Britain sucks and is a nonn-country. Also, general threads are stupid echo-chambers and a waste.

>>68448384
you looking to get glassed cunt this aint your local

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>>68448412

>>68448384
Post willy

off to hangout with my black friend*

*he's rich and acts white

louis tomlinsons mum died

>>68448387
oh shit never noticed that

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imagine bombing dresden with the lads

>>68448408
disregard her, ask her if she could let you pet the cute doggo

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>>68448266
I absolutely love Taylor Swift. I have all her albums on my phone including the holiday collection and some unreleased stuff. She makes me so happy and the hate she gets is upsetting. She is pure beauty but she's not a fuckdoll.

what do mcdonalds workers earn?

>>68448436
>acts white
is he a cuckold?

>>68448479
supposed to be $15. I'm not sure if they changed it yet.

>>68448479
scorn

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>>68448476
>but she's not a fuckdoll.
are you sure?

>>68448408
alri la

Got on a lucky one
Came in eighteen to one
I’ve got a feeling
This year’s for me and you

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ate more crisps than i should have

>>68448266
>>68448476

she was so cute

they she got a nose job, a boob job, became desperate for fuck bois and now shes getting Botox injected into her face to stop smile wrinkles

my jam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdObncC8FUo

>>68448511
alri

>>68448458
used to have one of these glasses but it smashed :/

Getting my daily dose of Andrew Hales and Cody Ko

>>68448476
That's not Taylor Swift...

>>68448513
*should of

>>68448513
you sure love your crisps haha

CVN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0U8pdF8fq7s

>>68448406
missed a trick by not putting an irish flag there

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>>68448520
millie b is a slag

>>68448539
>(((plastic surgery)))

anon.....

How do you even have sex with young girls when you live with your parents

>>68448407
>>68448361
>>68448264
ah yes, the fuckhog

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couldn't finish my dinner tonight

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getting the Christmas tree soon

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>I absolutely love Taylor Swift. I have all her albums on my phone including the holiday collection and some unreleased stuff. She makes me so happy and the hate she gets is upsetting. She is pure beauty but she's not a fuckdoll.

taylor swift is a talentless fuckwit, fuck off you stupid gay bastards. she is a DEMON set loose on earth to lower the standards for the holy children of god (which is what we are) and make us pay a higher psychic price than you could imagine. if i got the chance i would strangle her to save us all.

>>68448533
I clearly have two hehe ^^

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>oh you play guitar?
>play a song for us Anon
What do?

Got called a spacker in Heathrow customs lads

Consequently sent back to Canada

>>68448570
mine's already up

merry christmas

>>68448450
good

>>68448591
>can't remember any songs
>turn the reverb and gain up massively
>do some gay scales and power chords while bending

WOAH ANON YOU ARE A GUITAR MASTER!!!!!!!

It's utterly bizarre when you spend so much time on /brit/ you start to recognize people by the images and gimmicks they post

>>68448591
"Here's wonderwall"

>>68448544
? >>68448479

>>68448555
>young girls
hmm

>>68448591
10 minutes of feedback

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>>68448587
oh boy a (you)

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>>68448619
LEAFLAAAD

>>68448619
Alri Scott

>>68448591
5,1,4,6,8,7,3,2

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>>68448553
no u

>>68448619
shut the frig up

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>>68448619
speaking of which, I'll be rolling a spliff soon

>>68448591

play GG Allin

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>>68448603
merry christmas, britbro

>>68448479
minimum wage

https://youtu.be/1oieo-5V7qk

>>68448617
Kek
Story of my life

>It's called shoegaze love

>>68448264
gollum?

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why do i get the urge to pick skin off my foot and eat it?

is it an ancient hunter gatherer method of conserving energy?

>>68448617
hello kevin shields

ah yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLmwLcLikXQ

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how can you shag bare lads

>>68448621
the superior version ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yQFebRcznA

she was so cute

then she got a nose job, a boob job, became desperate for fuck bois and now shes getting Botox injected into her face to stop smile wrinkles

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>>68448653
Give us a hit then la

>>68448695
Haha I know who that is
:)

just sat down on the bog lads

>tfw literal autist

Shit 2bh. I'm not even that smart, just got the socially retarded aspect of it

I know you're here, Callum

>>68448591
give em a lil taste of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqHz7cUw4Ls

>>68448709
This guy is shit

Literally all of his music is retarded dogshit

>>68448633
I'll give you two more

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>>68448713
*transfers it digitally*

>>68448672

I doubt that considering typical retail plebs get 14k

>>68448709
Shan't

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHHAR1S_eKA

>>68448476
>>68448539
>>68448554
Is it a meme or something? That's a pic of Lia Marie Johnson, she's like a foot shorter than Taylor Swift.

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>>68448508
Maybe when she was younger but she's not slutty enough and she doesn't have strong enough neotene features.

>>68448517
Lies.

>>68448539
You vomiting idiot.

>>68448579
Funny thing is, Harry Styles is actually my number one fuccboi. Especially when his hair is like this.

>>68448584
I'll chop your fucking head off.

>>68448651

Millie B yeah are you mad?

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Get it whilst it's fresh lads

Wish he was still with us ;-;7

just shagged a bear lad

cruisin' down the street in my six-four

jockin' the bitches

slappin' the hoes

>>68448714
: )

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>>68448264

me on the right

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You have ten seconds to be as british as you can. I start

> Richard. Is there any sign of our new furniture yet, dear?

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>>68448737
sweet

>>68448384
i knew this was going to happen. i saw you saying it earlier.

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>whilst

I have it on good authority that Trump told Nicola that he supports scottish independence and will do everything in his power to supress england


t. person in the know

I would ask you nicely NOT to shit up Friday night /brit/ with redditflagging

thank you *bows respectfully*

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hit the local tonight

y/n?

>>68448774
Went to the park to get the scoop

Knuckleheads out there cold shootin some hoops

A car pulls up, who can it be?
A fresh El Camino rollin', Kilo G

He rolled down his window and he started to say

It's all about makin that GTA

wonder how long it will be until we can make photo realistic nude pictures of maisie and sophie from scratch

lads

Need advice

I've got an unconditional from Uni X.
But I've got a conditional from Uni Y.
Thing is I prefer Uni Y to Uni X.
But if I reject Uni X over Uni Y and then fail to get into Uni Y I'll become a guy who sucks cocks in an ally to have wotsits for dinner.

Is it possible for me to like

wait

until August

or some shit

Idk lads.

>>68448774

this made me laugh.

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Could shag your oneitis with ease

>handsome
>charming
>tall
>intelligent
>fit
>successfull

>>68448759

I would stamp on your neck until your were death rattling and gargling your blood you shit brained little fucking cunt

>>68448812
yeah fuck redditflaggots

>>68448765
AOTY or what?

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https://en.lichess.org/j6H9EC4r

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>Thus,

>>68448835
dude insurance lmao

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>>68448659
Merry Christmas, Yank

(obligatory foy x)

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>neotene features

>>68448802

highly doubt it when he's so chummy with nige

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>>68448765

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiXjbI3kRus

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>tfw mentally abused gf into wanting to kill herself if i ever leave

why are women such a meme

>>68448719
Same except I'm good at maths and have an encyclopaedic knowledge of the Battle of Tarawa

>>68448812
*nods respectfully in your direction*

Dont let these reddit shitlords ruin 4chan

>>68448835
what course

Why do normies like GoT?

>>68448829
'Cos the boys in the hood are always hard

You come talkin' that trash we'll pull your card

Knowin' nothing in life but to be legit

Don't quote me boy cause I ain't said shit

>>68448835
put your unconditional as your insurance? I don't see how this is anything other than a perfect situation

>>68448789
*colonises you*
hehe :3

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>>68448909
Feet

>>68448858
Need to shop are Nige and are Donald in there

>>68448903
Mech Eng

Tune

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>it's an Irish nutter on the bus starts talking at you about telepaths, mind control, the government, humans and "human", satellites, secret codes, and other conspiracy theories episode

he's been at it for like 8 minutes and I've just been nodding
doesn't seem to care that I'm typing on my phone, he's still talking

>>68448935
a woman's essence is in her feet

>>68448789
*pull into the estate in my 2008 BMW 520d SE*
*see the gf pulling out of our gaff in her 2010 1.2 Fiat 500 Lounge*
*pull up next to her and roll window down*
*she's wearing full juicy couture tracksuit, looking absolutely buff*
aiya darlin where you off to? sold free motors today so smiffy said I could take the rest'uh the day off
aiya babe I'm just off to the hairdressers to geh it coloured cos me n the girls ar goin sugarhut tonight then I'm taken bentley to the groomers, took him for a walk around the front garden earlier an e got well dirty
*see our pug bentley on the passenger seat*
alri babe, maccies or wagamamas for dinner tonight?

>>68448935
Stop posting this its fucking disgusting you idiot

>>68448956
Pics

I will now be drinking heavily
*bows respectfully*

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>>68448940

>>68448893

I regularly beat my wife of 3 years. I have stopped her seeing her friends, her family, and anyone else she associated with. Before the marriage, I couldn't hit the bitch, because she would have just left me. The first time I beat her was on our wedding night. The best part is, she can't afford a divorce, and is too run down by my beatings and constant insults to look for another man. Ah, the days of me doing any work are long over. She does everything for me. Fucking whore.

>>68448940
somebody already did but I didnt save it because I thought I already had it but it was that one (made just after brexit) I had instead

oi lads any of you got it with nige and trump in

>>68448835
knowing what unis will help us decide, mate

>>68448857
>>68448932
usually unconditionals are only if you put it as your firm you fucking melts

>>68448956
vocaroo

Had a butty 'cken for lunch today lads

Love me some British cuisine

>>68448956

fuck lad I'd just get off the bus

>>68448739
They get 7.20 or something if they are older than 25, under 25 they are on minimum wage obviously

Welcome to low skilled labour that a Romanian can do

>>68448986
sorry i didn't apply to any joke unis that offer unconditionals

>>68448932
What the hell is an insurance

I miss my English ex. Anyone here from Peterborough?

If i had a dollar for everytime that annoying canadian abnormie runt made a thread i'd have like $60 probably

>>68448956
it's Seamus O'Rorke the Irish terrorist

be on your guard

>>68448972
not bad

Imagine living just one week of Bowies life in the 70s

>>68449013
quite enjoy him to be honest

>>68448948
I heard Uni Y is good for engineering

>>68449032
t. nonce

>>68448973
How?

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*disses you*

>>68448986
Alright fine. Doxxing incoming.
Southampton is Uni X and Birmingham is Uni Y.

>>68449039
Fucking disgusting its a mental illness not a fetish

Fucking rank

Seriously considering topping myself tonight lads

>>68448988
>Irish nutter
just listen to yourself lol

>>68448789
Excuse me, sir .... what the damn and bloody blast is that swarthy looking fellow doing in our capital?

Send him home, forthwith!

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S T A Y I N G
I N
O N
A
F R I D A Y

H A H A

>>68449032
I'd purchase an island with all the money I would have desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tu1qWVUX-Bs

far from a weeb and I love this tv show

Bus just crashed lads

>>68449052
Just withdraw your application and learn a trade lol

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>>68448845
Why do you have so much anger in your heart?

>>68448877
Fuckdolls are for when you're feeling a bit more high test. When you want to pull their skirt up, bend them over and shag them silly. Betas like this are feeble with little sex drive.

>>68449032
Berlin, Ziggy or Thin White Duke?

Berlin would defo be the most kino lifestyle imo

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>>68449070

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMiY_ekrPSk

>>68448956
>going on public transport without the essential public-barriers of headphones and a book
don't understand how this happens

>>68449006
neither senpai but that's what they did for my scholarships, pretty sure it works the same for unconditionals ;)

>>68449052
Brum is a lot better desu, just take that if you don't mind being surrounded by muzzies in all directions

>>68449046
your head looks like a space raider.

>>68449063
Try bottoming yourself first lad

>>68448982
Lad that's low tier, anybody can beat a woman, they're like babies on legs.

The real trick is making them do the work willingly. For that you need to break their self esteem down and rebuild them where their only validation comes from you.

t. woman expert

whenever i open fl studio my screen brightness turns up to 100%

not sure why

>>68449035
>t. him

>>68449106
thanks for using my 'reaction image' mate

it's still my favourite, even after all these years

>>68449060
Fuck off bender

>>68449099
She's a true fuckdoll so is Sarah Hyland

>>68449070
you mean like you

>>68449110
david bowie literally did 3 good songs in his whole career. stole a living desu, absolute charlatan. never seen emperor's new clothes last so long tbqh

>>68449170
shut it noncd

>>68448885
hence why he hates Ms. May

>>68449103

probably thin white duke, station to station sessions, when he was just snorting coke 24/7 and weighed 7 stone

>>68449066
stop perpetuating this myth

Would bash any of you

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>>68448759
>Lies.
I'm afraid it is not

>>68449111
>when the autism levels are too high

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>>68449205
I'd love to see you try

>>68449186
piss off

emperors new clothes was mildly funny for one evening, but no longer

>>68449186
haha
yeah that's true

let's dance
china girl
what's the other one?

>>68449198
Wasn't he completely out of his mind at that point
Like actually becoming schizo

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>fl studio

find the sexual act bewildering and disturbing

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i beat a leaf at chess

>>68449189
chaplain is such a class job

>>68449189
chaplain looks like a mint job

be like the guy off winter assault who kills a bloodthirster

didn't buy the textbook for a class so I have to go in tonight and use the library copy

>>68449245
the other one is life on mars

>>68449067
Owright mayt wot da fook is dat swarthy cant dowen in owa capital?

stop tekkin muh jobs en muh welfare


ftfy cracker

>>68449200
just want your attention :c

>>68449111
not everyone is as autistic as you mate

Everytime i see someone talk about emperor's new clothes i think about that disney movie

>>68449247
he was for quite a while

haha bloody mental lad

>>68449210
ew

>>68449237
Your post is an example of an emperor's new clothes situation in that you're in on it so it's not lost on you

Everyone else in this case is the emperor

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is it weird/wrong to put photos on my tinder that are 4-5 years old?

they're the only pics i have where im with friends

>>68449189
Looked into ADF jobs and literally no one liked MPs lel, I'm sure it's the same there

>>68449259
I'll rematch you on bullet

I don't expect to win but I used to be ~1400 on that

>>68449245
Spaceman High in the Sky

>>68449282
:o)

>>68449303
just give up

>>68449288
kek exactly the same here

>>68449189
>>68449262
>>68449265

do military chaplins have to learn combat skills and carry weapons and all that?

coked out of his mind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSSf3k4UU64

>>68449296
haha you're all naked I can see your little willys

especially YOURS *looks at everyone in the thread*

>>68449210
wtf she looks grim

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>>68448619

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>>68449170
Yes lad.

>>68449210
Obviously a maliciously selected pic. She's in the process of smiling, muscles are tensing a little.

is it hard to make mates at uni

I once got on the bus in an undisclosed English city behind a dirty construction worker in his early to mid 20s. I drunkenly decided to zip up his backpack and he quickly turned around and put his fist on my throat. I laughed hard as shit and told him i zipped his backpack up, he thought I was stealing from him. He kept staring at me the whole time.

Why are brits so fucking retarded?

>>68449284
>>68449213
>americans find the idea of headphones on public transport to drown out the mongs autistic
do you cunts just talk to strangers on your commutes or what?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kw3mlykbAfk

disco music of italy

hmmm the pace of /brit/ picked up really quickly ITT
you lads just got back from the pub?

>>68449321
but i want a gf

>>68449330
pretty sure that's standard for everyone deployed in the army

>>68449366
no

>>68449368
Because you don't just do something like that you idiot

>>68449361

oy lad

hows the day been, been attacked by an emu yet?

>>68449366
Not in the first few weeks. Just introduce people at your residence and go to as many parties as possible during that time.

After that time, you kinda need friends to make friends.

>>68449112
but that's gambling.

Southampton said I'm 100% in no matter what.
If I accept Brum and then don't get in, I'll end up with NO uni and would have squandered certain attendance of one.

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?

>>68449392
Haven't gone out yet

>>68449392
all me

>>68449392
it's me lad, i turned up and got things moving. life and soul of /brit/ desu

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>>68449384
here's number 2 pham

>>68449384

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDV_dBYp4h0

>>68449368
because he thought you were stealing from him

>posting about how a working class british man made you shit yourself once you're back home and safe in mummys basement

Want to move to a shack in central Otago on my own

miss my mummy

>>68449366

literally the easiest time in your entire life, if you fail there just give up, you're fundamentally fucked

want to eat my own head but I can't overcome the logistics

>>68449384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgcPfmllPY0

>>68449330
All officers are required to maintain basic combat skills. That includes chaplains, surgeons and lawyers etc.

Watch the documentary about the dismantling of Camp Bastion. The guy in charge is a "colonel" who is basically the guy in charge of Fedex just in a uniform. Closest he's been to combat in 20 years is reading reports about it in an air-conditioned office. And he still has to spend one day a quarter on a firing range. Just in case.

>>68449365
>Obviously a maliciously selected pic. She's in the process of smiling, muscles are tensing a little.
or she got botox like every celeb

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rate dab technique thx

>>68449468
I didn't shit myself, I laughed at him and told him i zipped his shit up then watched him go sit down awkwardly

>>68449472
same

>>68449427
southampton is 2 spots below birmingham, why are you so concerned

>>68449489
do loads of yoga so you can nosh it down

>>68449479
in what sense? social or academic?

>>68449428
me either

>>68449500
>one day a quarter

An intellectual and physical sacrifice if i do say so myself

>>68449511
yeah ok totally believe you there

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>>68449515
Because it's the most important decision of my life

>>68449397
you can't always have what you want, especially when you aren't what other people want

I doubt that anyone here got worse a level grades than me

>>68449566
just go to oxbridge lmao

>>68449427
better get studying la

want to buy 70cl of distilled /brit/posting

any sellers?

>>68449419
parties are for normies though

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>>68449566

>>68449583
i doubt you are on a lower salary level than me

>>68449560
>fail firearms test
>stop being allowed to sign requisition orders because you failed to meet army requirements

Makes perfect sense

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>me either

>>68449583
You're a big guy.

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>waking up at 3pm every day
ahh yes, N.E.E.T life

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Trumps new cabinet lads

Reckon he might be compensatin for something

What's the cutest dialect/accent of English?

the boys in the hood are ALWAYS hard

>>68449583
what did you get? A*A*A*A* here haha

>>68449601
I only stock 700mL bottles lad
Sorry

>>68449368
the same would happen literally anywhere

Don't be such a fucking moron

>>68449644
Welsh

>>68449567
i want to give myself a chance though

is that so bad

;_;

>>68449617
I don't even have a job m8 so I'm beating you there

>>68449627
how do you survive? yank welfare is shit

>>68449659
this 2bh

>>68449641
lad on the right is a fucking cueball

>>68449651
>capitalised l
fuck off seppo cunt

>>68449670
mummy and daddy haven't kicked me out yet, cant get yank welfare unless you are oogabooga tier or have 30 kids in a trailer park.

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What's wrong, anon? You've never seen a girl's butt before?

>>68449670
yank NEETs kill themselves at a much higher rate than european NEETS due to lack of bennies

>>68449650
BCDE first year

BDU second

Yeah I know, laugh at me If you want to

>>68449669
i'm the janny

BITCH YOU GUESSED IT

>>68449691
What do you say in Britland?

>>68449691
>seppo
Um sweetie? No.

>>68449713
I got BDSM

wayhey haha!

no idea how you lads got such high A-Level grades

>>68449730
this is a lower case general

>>68449665
yes

it's ok you still have /brit/

>>68449715
The we're equal on earning zero (0) pay then ahahaha

>>68449715
Mr Caretaker! Ban this impostor IMMEDIATELY

>>68449711
They lack bennie but have gunnies

>>68449743
oh sorry did I make a mistake haha x

>Brits will be able to opt into EU citizenship rights by paying a subscription fee every year.

Howling lads, just get a fucking second passport

>>68449753
s-sorry

>>68449704
GHOLOUGHM GHOLOUGHM

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LOL

>>68449751
Private/grammar school cunts

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Well lads

Looks like there's a new war.
Muslims spreading their peace yet again.

>>68449778

>eligible for Irish passport
>I'd have voted remain if I wasn't

Kek

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>>68449778
WILDLY CREASING

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>>68449791
hmm..

>>68449794
I don't get it..

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>>68449794
>It's a Scot pretend he isn't a shaved chimp episode

>>68449798
grammar school here haha

>>68449806
Haha remember the Guardian going on about how great he was for being a progressive African president and accepting the election peacefully

>>68449755
i'm bored of /brit/

>>68449815
Kek same

>Voted leave
>It actually fucking won
>That morning had my mum dig out her birth certificate and pick me up a form from the Irish centre

Phew, good to have the back up.

>>68449794
fucks sake

has tumblr decided they love scotland because they're all repulsive lefty cunts now?

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>stalk a girl for two years
>confront her in public after following her daily routine
>go up and tell her where she lives etc, what college she went to even though she's never talked to me
>she doesn't find it creepy, just laughs
>get into conversation with her
>realise she legit has some sort of autism
>bored and annoyed 20 seconds into speaking to her
>just want to leave
>tfw you stalked an autistic girl for 2 years