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emily edition
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good thread
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>How the English built the world

Tell me that the English don't really think this way or that they are even one of the top 3 most important nations in world history? You aren't that brainwashed are you?
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BURY
HIS
UNCLE
LADS
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gonna do a suicide one day
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>>How the English built the world

>Tell me that the English don't really think this way or that they are even one of the top 3 most important nations in world history? You aren't that brainwashed are you?
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>>68433725
they mistake the ingenuity of the Irish for the english
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*passes you the turkish delight*

there you go lad
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>gf wants to try free-bleeding
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>>68433725
you'd have to be in denial to think we're not
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>>68433725
Coming from a country who's biggest achievement is McDonalds culture.
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>>68433698
underrated
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>>68433775
think you mean ex-gf m80
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>>68433694
a pianoforte is the middleground between the normal pianos we have today and the harpsichord
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quite liking this new gimmick
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>Tell me that the English don't really think this way or that they are even one of the top 3 most important nations in world history? You aren't that brainwashed are you?
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>>68433725
The important nations in world history

1. The British Empire
2. Ancient Rome
3. The Abbasid Caliphate
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Consider the Asians
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>>68433790
Good post
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>>68433817
>The Abbasid Caliphate
Rasheed
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>>68433689
She's just so lovely
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>>68433817
rorkesheed
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>>68433793
The word piano is a shortened form of pianoforte,
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*shakes my bum*
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>>68433817
>Abbasid Caliphate
not the Umayyad?
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>>68433859
but the pianoforte has a different sound from the piano
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>>68433725
>ywn live in the halcyon days of the scottish empire
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which one should I get lads
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'm currently lifting my shirt.
*actually, sweater*
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>Am I a cute kitty Anon?
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Umayyad bro haha
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*grabs a big honking stick*
*throws it in a fair manner several metres*
Go on boy, fetch! Fetch!
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>>68433911
>digital
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>>68433913
yeah your bf will think you look very nice...
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>>68433913
PLEASE PLEASE HAVE A PENIS
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I am leaving 4chan
I suppose you could say this is my quitting post
posting in /brit/ so a lot of people see it

no you can't convince me to stay don't even try
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>>68433955
See you in 10 minutes lad.
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>>68433913
never been to a fancy dress party before.
for the best really since i would sperg out over all the slutty 'stumes
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>>68433955
see you tomorrow
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>londoners quitting their jobs and suiciding because of the stress of Southern trains

screaming
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need tesco

giz a lift up
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What's a party like? I've never been to one.
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>>68433875

>>68433853

I would argue that the mongol are more important than both, not neccarily because of what the innovated but because of what they destroyed, they changed the world in ways we can't even imagine, setting china back decades and the middle east back hundreds of years. The area that is modern day iraq still hasn't restored to former levels for agriculture before the mongols came and ruined the irrigation systems, They basically turned one of the most bountiful parts of the world in to one of the shittest and the effects have lasted almost 800 years and counting
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>>68434014
bags of normies
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>>68434014
social milk
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq0ztaCwb-A

classic choon
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>>68434007
*bends at the knees*
*intertwines my fingers and places my hands between my thighs, ready to lift you up*
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>>68434023
good post, glad I read it
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ancient greece is more important than the roman empire
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>>68434014
>>>/ausfeel/
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>>68433979
my gf has to catch a train every day to her job as a pastry chef and she's one of the happiest people i know, probably because of her pet eel
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>>68434014
Good craic, lots of meaningless conversation, laughs, banter with the lads and a qt girl to take home at the end
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>>68434059
british empire is more important than the french empire
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Post pretty Afghan girls pls
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>>68434067
>>>/cm/
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think I might have a case of the ol' 'omnia lads
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gonna do an ol' 'cide
anyone want anything?
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>>68434059
Well the latter would not exist without the former, so you're correct. No one would actually disagree with you
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Australian gf has started calling my schlong her pet eel lads

haha she's so cute, gonna cum in her hair tonight
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>>68434051
whoops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8I8QGFA1oM
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>>68434108
not true
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>>68434133
jar of mayonnaise
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>>68434122
*scans my slag folder*
*there's nothing there*

hmmmmmmmm...........computer, analyse my folders and present all afghan girls

*BEEP BOOP BEEP BEEP BOOP*

*NO RESULTS*

oh dear how embarrassing haha :O
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https://youtu.be/qQtc2tLD_Jw?t=144

is this bullshit or nah?
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>>68434059
the pen is more important than the sword
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>>68434122
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>>68434133
a (You) in the 'cide note
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>>68434133
pickled onions please
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>>68434133
Cornetto
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How would you combat the obesity epidemic plaguing the UK?

Right now we're known as the 'America of Europe'.

In my opinion, we need to reduce working hours to 6 a day, that way there is less fatigue which may motivate people to do more exercise.

I feel like gyms and leisure centres should be state state funded when possible, but limit it to one per town. You obviously still have to pay a monthly fee, but a reduced one.

I also feel we need to regulate the everloving fuck out of sugar and sweeteners. It's gotten to the point where we can't keep going on allowing corporations to take such an important role in the fate of our countries health. I don't know how though.

Also, allow hemp to be grown just because.
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>>68434194
state sanctioned bullying
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>>68434194
>smoke weed
>work less
>get stuff for free

great plan mate
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>>68434194
kill all fat people and turn them into soap
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>>68434133
spoke to you earlier i think
get some help you melt, no point in doing a suicide
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>>68434194
i think the problem is more related to food than fitness
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>>68434230
are you the library wanker you loves his libraries?
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>>68434194
>reduce working hours
Pedro
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>>68434194
legalise amphetamines
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>>68434194
make food prohibitively expensive
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>>68434194
build a huge magnifying glass over the UK so it's significantly hotter and they all sweat the fat off
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>>68434194
don't care not fat and never will be
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>>68434194
>limit gyms to one per town

ah yes, /brit/ comes up with a plan to tackle obesity
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Op vrijdag avond, twieteurs gaan autistische en macedonische stieren zijn fucking hun vrouwen.
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Going for a wank in the library, anyone want anything?
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>christcucks
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>>68434289
pass the cum rag when you're done
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>>68434056
thanks :)
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>>68434249
yeah haha
had to write an application form to do a hong kong summer school. Lift weights, get help, read "Meditations" by Marcus Aurelius
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>>68434275
huh?
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>>68434289
grab me a copy of less than zero while you're in
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>>68434303
Jackeen
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>>68434321
>Lift weights
ah yes
the answer to every sorrow
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>>68434303
>I'm a pagan
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>Thatcher
Destroyed Britain's industry

>Dilma
Corrupt

>Merkel
Destroyed Germany

>Park Geun-hye
Puppet for shady cult
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>>68434348
easy guess considering its 1/4 of the station
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-38265676


based nippon

the only country doing anything worth a damn

4chan as right about them. best country
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>>68434393
>station
country
weird brainfart there tbqh
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>>68434374
>Destroyed Germany
ah yes
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>>68434393
And yet it contributes absolutely nothing
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>>68434374
>>Dilma
>Corrupt

t. fascist far-right Brazilian
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Fucking hell lads, I've got some terrible news. I came as quick as I could after hearing Trump is Time Person Of The Year. Do you know who else won Time Person Of The Year?

You won't like the answer...
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>>68434397
>implying this isn't a cover up for jap space nukes
revenge for Hiroshima incoming
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>>68434447
me
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>>68434321
no i want to die not become another worker bee
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>>68434247
This plus laziness.

Why bother cooking a tasty healthy meal when you can chuck something in the oven for 20 minutes or stick it in the microwave and its still delicious? maybe the problem could be tackled during school, I dont know about you but my cooking classes were poor and we made stuff that I'd never make at home, they can also teach kids about calories and shit while they're in school, idk if you learnt that but I didnt
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>>68434447
merkel
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>trained legs earlier for the first time in months
>get home
>can barely walk
>gave myself a headache
>too tired to do anything now
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>>68434354
>regular exercise doesnt help regulate mood
ah yes, the "I dont know what im talking about but you're wrong" runt
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really like it when they rebuild historic stuff

you wouldn't even be able to tell it was made in 2006 or whatever
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>>68434447
Tim
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>>68434459
fuck off and do it then stop boring us with your crys for attention
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>>68434194
tax sugars and sweeteners (ADDED to foods, not naturally occurring ones) at sources, so there's nothing gimmicky like Gorgeous George's tax on sugary drinks that he pulled out in a budget.

>reduce working hours to 6 a day,
says the poster in a nation with worse productivity than Frogs' Nation.

>allow hemp to be grown
yes

It may be a better idea to more hardly regulate fast–foods' joints in areas proximus to schools and ban junk foods from being sold in schools (unlike the secondary I went to which would always have lines at start of small breaks and lunchtimes).
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Jamie Oliver was right about obesity but he was accused of being a middle-class snob
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>>68434459
use work to fund other interests mate. I'm personally hoping to publish a mathematics paper at some point in my life. Find something that interests you
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>>68434435
you're bretty retarded if you actually think that
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*mentions New Zealand*
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>>68434515
>accused
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[Intro]
Sophie yes, we know who you are
Sophie yeah, you're really not hard
Sophie yeah, you're gonna get parred
Yo

[Verse 1]
Sophie, we know who you are
You're that girl who copies my bars
You're that girl who is a retard
Look at your makeup, look at your clothes
By the way that you got a big nose
In your profile picture what the fuck's that pose
When I see your brother he'd better get on toes
Cos I'm gonna give him some sick blows right to the nose

[Interlude]
Yes, Sophie, we know who you are
Sophie, yeah, you're gonna get parred
Sophie, yes, we know who you are

[Verse 2]
Why's this girl, yeah, trying to spit
BG Media, I run that shit
Lyrically spun that shit
I bet you got hair, under your armpits, look
Yes, you're not the boys
Finished with CallyMan, play with your toys
Yes, starving Marvin, that's what you are
Come round here, you'll get lyrically parred
Link me now, link me later
All that money, better get that paper
[?] a street educator

[Outro]
Sophie yeah
Remember when you wanted to get on a track with me?
Are you mental? (Laughs)
Yeah, I'm done now, yeah
Bang
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>>68434515
Jamie Oliver is a twat with a massive tongue
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>>68434484
reminds me of that one philosphical argument about replacing parts and whether it remains the same building
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>>68434534
Shoneen
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>>68434540
absolutely incredible post
you're that girl who is a retaaaaard
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>>68434478
never said you were wrong
it just doesn't help that much in my opinion, and I don't get why he should lift instead of picking up another sport

>>68434462
never had cooking classes
but people here eat good and are thin for some reasons, despite the fact that france is sadly quite americanised
only proles are fat and that's because they only eat premade stuff from the supermarket
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>>68434538
>>68434542
t. mad they lost their twizlers
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tempted to become a christian just for the aesthetics desu

crucifix necklace, picture of mary in my house, going to church, forgiving people, making the sign of the cross, quoting bible passages cleverly. Don't believe in any of the magic though.
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>>68434561
bogger
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Going to Budapest with the gf next weekend lads, first trip together. Wish me luck hehe.
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>>68434515
Turkey Twizzlers were amazing though
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>>68434504
quite harsh posting
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>>68434515
Cunt went after turkey twizzlers, that's where he went wrong. Can eat that shit til you're full as a kid and still stay slim as long as you're not washing it down with however many litres of ginger a day
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>>68434565
>it just doesn't help that much in my opinion
idk, helped me a lot but i think that was probably because it raised my test levels or something. Also it gives you a sense of achievement which can be really good. Other sports are good too, just any sort of exercise really
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Wish I had a gf with a nice round arse
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>>68434324
“On Friday even, tweeters go autistic and macedonian steers (dutch sense) are fucking their wives”. I meant to write “vrouwtjes” at the end.
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>>68434587
>picture of mary in my house,
catholic

>going to church
prodestant
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>>68434601
agree for the exercise part, but I find it nearly impossible to practice a sport if I don't find it fun and for me lifting weights is quite frustrating
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>>68434592
They were rank mate

Turkey dinosaurs on the other hand...
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>>68434374
>Destroyed Germany
>about to win a 4th term

really makes you think
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>>68434504
no im bored
>>68434532
dont have any interests that id work to purely follow them
>Find something that interests you
desu wouldn't know how even if i had the energy
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>i bought bacon dont steal any
>I dont eat meat
>does some stupid fucking fake loud laugh cause hes a bellend attention seeker, says since when
>4 years

fucking cunt
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josie we know who you are
you're that girl who copies my posts
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_uiojy77vw
me n the lads made a choon
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*smacks you on the head with a hammer*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSczFOqFUrc
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>>68434614
that sentence makes no sense to me in both languages
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>>68434588
West Brit
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>EU negotiators to offer individual Brits the chance to remain EU citizens after Brexit

Nice
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>>68434587
>tempted to become a christian just for the aesthetics desu
Orthodoxy is the only choice for this.
I'm not sure which one and what major differences exist between Greek, Russian and others.
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>>68434658
literal brit
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"How many do you want?"
"Three"
"I'll give you one"
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Kill yourselves fucking scumbags
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>>68434671
ikr

literally all the benefits of the eu and none of the negatives
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>>68434631
Hahaha you're the fucking bellend lad, imagine you out with a girl and you order some dainty salad
She'd get right up and come sit with me cause I'm eating steak like an actual person
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>>68434565
It was just "here's a recipe, now follow this for an hour". It should be replaced with Health class, where they teach you about counting calories, and everything on a nutrition label with a bit of basic cooking involved of course. The knowledge is just as important as knowing how to cook yourself.

>>68434705
For fuck sake.
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The UK is shit.
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>>68434671
like anyone or just middle class people?
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>>68434705
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdmAoEucKUI
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Hahahahahaha hahaha
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>>68434671
Great way to weed out the paki and poofs.
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Brexshiteers blown the fuck out by based tony
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>>68434724
rasheed
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>>68434696
Delete this post lad
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>>68434708
90% of girls are vegetarians
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>>68434671
How
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Lads hahahahahaha
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>>68434747
>tony blair
fuck off war criminal
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>>68434750
Depressing little country filled with morons tbph
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>>68434760
as a vegetarian i can tell you this is bullshit
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>>68434705
welcome back x
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>>68434760
Shit gimmick
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is there a more patrician cuisine than canadian cuisine?
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all the irish in this thread are culchies
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>>68434621
yeah i was going to take up rugby initially but i was a total twink when i started lifting who was also completely uncoordinated. I was starting at about age 16 so i figured everyone playing rugby would've been playing for years, meaning there'd be a skill gap i could never close. Personally love powerlifting
>>68434629
>dont have any interests that id work to purely follow them
it's not a matter of having 1 singular obsession that you live for imo. I just mean that your attitude should be to work to live, not the other way round. Finding a gf, learning about things that interest you, making something. You earn money to do stuff that you want to do. You dont want to do anything at the moment because you have suicidal depression you mong, go get more help lad. I'm going to go gym now but if i get back and count ONE less australian in this thread i will be VERY unhappy
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haven't even applied for my irish passport yet but it's nice knowing it's always there if needs be
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.....
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>>68434774
>>68434732
>The plan would see Brits offered individual “associate citizenship”, letting them keep free movement to live and work across the EU, as well as a vote in European Parliament elections.
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>>68434671

>tfw grandmother was a taig so I can just get an Irish passport and have all the EU benefits
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>>68434805
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iew9op9aPLQ
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>>68434671
I will be one anyway

Finna get that Irish passport mid-2017
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>Hm? Oh yes, I most certainly do believe Tony Blair is a war criminal
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>>68434805
everything
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Why does the German government want '''Syrian''' refugees to rape and murder Germans?
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>not being a vegan
cucks, the lot of you
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>the little green letters
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>>68434837
t. Stroopwafel van Dingerbroek
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>>68434721
yeah true true
but I think eating in a balanced way (pasta, veggies, fruits, dairy, meat) and eating small parts is enough advices. Also only buy fresh stuff, not supermarket stuff
but the problem is that not everyone can afford that type of alimentation. mental how expensive it is to stay healthy. calories and stuff isn't that important to me, always ate a little bit of everything but with some type of restriction
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what's with these fecking job personality tests
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>heh... you don't believe the invasion of iraq was justified?? heheheh kid you have so much to learn... so what if all those lads died for nothing .. less competition for me that's what i say hehe
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>>68434810
*orders a magners*
*wears a checkered shirt and haywire jeans*
*talks about the gaa*
Ye got me lad
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>>68434825
you only need one grandparent?
well beggorah and bless the blarney stone, my luck has changed
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having a read of /r/incels
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Post toot
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awks lol
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>>68434844
Why is it that women (the victims of this rape epidemic) are the ones who are overwhelmingly pro-refugee?
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>>68434789
yeah well i'm one too and i say it's not

so there
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Ah yes, Tony "Bring Me The Pakis" Blair.
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this slipped my mind:
>>68434587
>making the sign of the cross,
Remember to do it the right way.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sign_of_the_cross#Eastern_Orthodoxy
>>68434656
"even" is another way to write "evening", apart from that, I don't comprehend why it's so difficult for you.
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>>68434822
why wouldnt every single person take this just for the travel benefits alone

>vote in EU parliment even though its not affecting us

utterly kekking

I voted leave but I'f obviously still take this, just convinient
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>>68434805
that's the most rank kebab i've ever seen

sort it out leaf, fucking hell
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>starts to type in /r/incels
>comes up with /r/incestporn
who /patrician/ here?
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Pizza gate
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>>68434861

It's fine if you are single or a couple but if you have kids it becomes a nightmare, they all dislike different things so you have to settle with something simple like chicken and chips.
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3000 words in 3 weeks
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>>68434939
I have inspired you
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>>68434908
well that might be the case in australia but it's not over here
and i live here and you don't (and even if you say "i used to" or w/e you don't right now and therefore aren't as currently informed on current standings as i)

so there
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>>68434906
because 99.99% of refugees aren't rapists
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>>68434920
how about YOU sort yourself out
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>>68434696
>N.I. is on G.B.
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>>68434950
That's easy innit
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>>68434888

Yes you only need 1 as long as they were born in Ireland.
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>>68434950
Heaven help her
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>>68434963
It's definitely bullshit here too
Think the lad doesn't get out much, poor thing. Or he's some poofter from Melbourne
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legit nearly all girls are vegetarians

some pretend to be addicted to chicken nuggets fuck knows why do they think its cute?
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>>68434939
you have a patricians taste in fetishes lad
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>>68434966
not what /pol/ told me
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>>68434967
That really does look quite disgusting. What is it with you lot and curds?
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>>68434966
Fuck off paki
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>>68434950
How will she manage
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>>68435012
blame quebec
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>>68433689
>tfw emily is from your hometown
>>
All of the following words have been spelled incorrectly for forever and this is how they should be written -

Wedensday
Enviroment
nightnare
particularily
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>>68434671
The idea of walking past the queuing "little Englanders" at the airport and strolling through the "EU citizens'" portal is most appealing.
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>>68434950
is sara retarded
>>
>>68435050
it's called depression sweetie x
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>>68434949
see I think the parents are also at fault if stuff like this happens
when I was a child and my mum cooked veggies either I ate them or I went to bed without eating
this problem isn't only related to nutrition, it seems like parents forgot kids got rights but also duties and eating what is on the table is one of them
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>>68435044
It's Wendsday you fucking melt
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>>68434950
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>Rupert Murdoch's Fox agrees deal to buy Sky

Oh great, we can have yank style right wing news here now
>>
>>68435046
>he actually thinks our government will accept this "offer"

Kek. You fucking deranged paki
>>
Frogs
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>incestuous pornography
aa yes, I can truly trust the producers to be completely honest that they are in fact related to one another and it's not merely a set-up to induce horny wankers (!)
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>>68435080
amazing, truly
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>>68435050
>studies history and thinks it's hard
>works at tesco
>is an unironic commie
>is """depressed"""

Do you even need an answer?
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>scots
>>
>>68434699
watched him before he was big
>>
>>68435088
No we can't. Ofcom won't allow it.
>>
Do you guys like to eat pizza?
>>
>>68435044
I don't understand any of these besides Enviroment
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>>68435094
>no we as the british don't want increased rights for our citizens!

that will definitively go down well
>>
>>68435108
>hello big brother
>hello little sister

ah yes naturalistic dialogue worthy of David Mamet
>>
>>68435088
it allready does, it's called "FOX News" and it's in the 500s on Sky's list of channels.
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>>68435167
>not father-daughter
>>
reckon most of this mum-son porn (not the obviously staged stuff, the more amateur shit on motherless) is just a young lad shagging a mature lass and nothing more
>>
Chicken lover >>68435108
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>>68434484
what/where is this
>>
>>68434671
Wonder how many thousands of leave voters will take this opportunity
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>>68435158
>rights

I don't think you understand what those are sweetie.
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>>68435170
>having sky TV
>>
Feel bad for intelligent black people tb h
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new fetish: foot fisting
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>>68435245
>intelligent black people tb h
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“Chicken lover”
what did he mean by that, an' where are his proofs?
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>>68435245
why?
>>
>>68435245
I am an intelligent black person

AMA
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#WOKE
>>
poo
>>
>>68435207
One of the corners of Holborn Viaduct
>>
Boiled or fried rice with the ching chong lads?
>>
>>68435296
uncle tom traitor fuck off
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>>68435108
Laughing at you m8

But really, don't watch this one. The fetish is somewhat degenerate anyway but self loathing will kick in here somewhere between the old family photos and daughter crying in an interview at the back end.
>>
>>68435245
oxymoron
>>
>uncle tom traitor fuck off
>>
>>68435305
>This is simply the colorist fetishization of light skin projected onto American mythologies of racial progressivism and post-raciality.

hmm, nothing here actually means anything
>>
Chicken lover means that you are a pedophile
>>
>>68434811
>You dont want to do anything at the moment because you have suicidal depression you mong
nah was always like this
>>
>>68435305
True desu

when it comes down to it no races want to see themselves washed away into some "mixed" category
>>
>>68433764
>delusional Irish
haha
>>
>>68435356
Think it means you like chicken mate
>>
>>68435336
ah yes /pol/ memes, they really get me to reconsider previously held truths
>>
Did 4chan have any part in getting Donald Trump elected?
>>
The new mde videos are on point
>>
>>68435401
yeah mate it was all me, as a joke
>>
>>68435295
Because they're surrounded by fucking retards and if they try and make something of themselves they get called a coconut.

Met one black guy on my course and he was basically autistic, smart as fuck though. He told me how he goes home and his family try and get him to subscribe to all this black lives matter shite and shout slam poetry at him and he has to pretend constantly that he doesn't find it all ridiculous.

He basically told me he wishes he was white and he's 99% sure that most black people do, they just don't want to admit it.
>>
>>68435401
No, in fact it harmed his chances of winning with that alt-right supremacist shit
>>
need a bf
>>
>>68435401
Most 4chan users are neither of voting age nor influential on people outside of their meme bubble
>>
>>68435229
I don't have a sub., I just get the free channels on a viewing card from England.
The damn thing automatically deleted all my programms . I had matches that I attended saved on there and have no idea where I can get them. >:-(
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>NOTmother seduces NOTdaughter


what did they mean by this?
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>>68435325
looks swell
>>
>>68435418
I can do the 'b' part
>>
>>68435079
>>68435150
Fuck off jfs
>>
Pizza gate is real
>>
>>68435296
why don't you fuck off back to niggerland?
>>
>>68435450
yeah wonder how they recreated it

was it off original blueprints or what
>>
>Geert convicted of hate speech

WTF Europe
>>
business idea: sheffield
>>
>>68435434
>anything that isn't NOTBrother and NOTSister
>>
You mean Australia? Never been there
>>
>>68435478
people in the UK have been sent to prison for anti semitic tweets
>>
snorting coke before heading to my work xmas party lads
>>
Watching t' Grand Tour
>>
>>68435478
>no penalties passed
hmm
>>
Ahh no
>>
>>68435501
>>68435463
>>
>>68435044
Wendsday
Enviroment
Nightmare
Particularly

Can't believe you can't pronounce the last 2 correctly

also: Febuary
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>mde
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>>68435510
lol here too
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>>68435479

I went to Sheffield once, it's really creepy just how deserted the streets are, never saw more than 1 or 2 people on a street at a time.
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>>68435533
politicised ruling
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>He basically told me he wishes he was white and he's 99% sure that most black people do, they just don't want to admit it.
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racists get out
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>>68435538
>intelligent black person

ah yess
>>
>apprentice
>grand tour

lovely day
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>racists get out
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>>68435539
I can pronounce them but my spellings just feel more logical

wednesday clearly has 3 syllables. you're removing too much of the word.
>>
>>68435539
wensday
febuary
>>
NEW
>>68433515
>>68433515
>>68433515
>>68433515
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>>68435630
>>68435630
>>68435630
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>>68433822
AYYYYY LMAO
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