moral authorities edition
Good edition
>>68435607
Watch my chicken review on youtube
Nagorno-Karabakh? Nah, never heard of it
weights wankers love their weights
Sick of all these foreign flags in /Brit/ coming here stealing our Yous
there's literally nothing wrong with being muslim
>>68435684
rorke
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassasaaahhhhhhhhh
need a (You)
>>68435666
fuck off murderer
cheeky scots
>>68435688
yes as long as its in a sand nigger country
@68435717
*gives a (You)*
>>68435737
outdated desu
>>68435717
Take this one
Hilarious the amount of yous I get on a threadly basis. I'm just a master baiter. Baiting people so masterfully they don't even realise. Reckon I have the highest you count of anyone on /Brit/
>be nigger
>become famous for eating fried chicken
way to propagate stereotypes
ah yes, hell
>>68435738
Hahahahahaha
>>68435769
thanks m8 you're the best
>nigger
>>68435738
>when the cuck memers get cucked
>>68435738
ah yes, 'draining of the swamp'
Someone answer me this
Is it a new meme to do this
@postnumber
Instead of this
>>postnumber
Or are people just retarded?
@68435831
>@postnumber
>new
>>68435831
You stupid fucking newshitter go back to Facebook
#68435831
get it trending lads
@68435831
It's a funny gimmick, makes you seem real new like, think I might take it for a spin on /tv/
>>68435760
What should be added? What are the normies and runts liking these days?
@68435831
obviously not cut out for posting in /brit/ x
>You stupid fucking newshitter go back to Facebook
>>68435809
The exchange of (You)'s is vital to the survival of any general thread desu
No problem my dude
Actually infuriates me that people like these post here
>>68435831
Fedora posters are funny
>>68435912
Send a chola my way
>>68435869
nothing really added per se, you can just tell its all 2012/13 tier stuff, nobody dresses in those shitty plimsoles, chinos and miami t shirts any more
>mrw started a flame on /brit/
I thought you cunts are supposed to be civilised, not like the savages from /cum/
ah yes
>>68435785
It doesn't seem that bad considering there's basically no wind. I had a flatmate from Russia of all places who complained about UK winters because of the constant wind chill.
>>68435784
stick to tofu kid
/cum/ is a shithole
>>68435984
british clay
sailing over the dogger bank, o wasn't it a treat? winda blowing east nor east we have to give a sheet
ill cum in your shithole in a minute
fucking hell i've been in the scottish thread for ages
newcomers welcome x
my new slippers came today lads
VERY comfy
>>68436005
you have to go back
>A GUIDE TO TEENS' PARENT-PROOF ABBREVIATIONS
IWS: I want sex
GNOC: Get naked on camera
CU46: See you for sex
GYPO: Get your pants off
9: Parents watching
PIR: Parent in room
POS: Parent over shoulder
Are these actually a thing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp7eSUU9oy8
Normies are raving about this
>>68436149
ah yes alt right '''comedy'''
Ah no
>>68436141
>pos
>Parent over shoulder
>>68436141
>GYPO
wew
middle aged woman from work has unironically set me up on a date with her daughter
>>68435746
this is insulting to my chechen brothers
>>68436203
context you mug
>>68436215
cum in her arse lad
iws gnoc gypo 9
Dumb pirate frogposter
ah yes american universities
>>68436173
>believing in the alt-right meme
It's always just been 4chan pissing about. Nothing more.
*commits acts of general lunacy*
came in my new slippers today
VERY cumfilled
>>68436215
is she fit
>>68436247
what universities do student presentations?
>>68436292
american universities
>>68436236
this
and then the daughter
might put my willy in my new slippers tbf think that may be comfy
>>68436215
munter no doubt
>>68436292
All of them
on the train to aylesbury for the /brit/ night out :D
soooo nervous but pre drinks at josie's house should be a laugh
don't responge to me
bob l'eponge
>>68436234
neck yourself pos
*adjusts watch*
is jersey the canada of europe?
>red and white flag
>anglo and french at the same time
>irrelevant
>>68436286
>>68436323
showed me a pic of her and she was a 7.5/10 desu
she described her as "very athletic, straight forward and intelligent"
don't sponge me off
>tfw no straight forward gf
>>68436386
>canada of europe
that would be denmark
>>68436386
>both cancerous /int/ posters who need locking up
*wrings hands*
>tfw no gay backward bf
going to have a wank
>>68436379
ahh yes, it's time to kill yourself
>>68436392
something must be wrong if she's going on blind dates
>>68436452
>he fell for the porn jew
>>68436435
mate you're getting me fucking angry
i'll tell you now, that is NOT something you want
>>68436458
yeah probably guess ill have to find out wont i
>>68436467
nobody reads this when you post it
>>68436453
rate it
At work and this guy has fallen asleep, what should I do?
who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
>>68436467
Shan't be reading one word of that wall of nonsense
>>68436491
bet at least one person does therefore its worth it
>>68436485
post pics when you get her naked cheers
watching a really good programme that i'm enjoying very much
can't say what it is though as you'll spoil it
>>68436495
empty his pockets
>>68436495
Tell him he's BARRED
What the fuck is this "fake news" shit?
>>68436522
bob l'eponge
>>68436495
one amstel pils pls
>>68436495
swap places with him so he's behind the bar and then wake him up and ask for a pint
https://twitter.com/_kailssss/status/806914365584592896
>>68436573
teaspoon or tablespoon mate?
>>68436562
the guardian
>>68436525
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VmPjETmU3S
>>68436586
that guy's facial expression, I like it
>>68436573
Here lad
>>68436608
you sound like a runt
would easily heem you if you said that to my face
>>68436598
post the smallest glass you got
>>68436608
Stop posting this vocaroo mate, you sound like a mong
>>68436562
its the (((media))) in America trying to say fake right wing news sites spreading misinformation is what got trump elected
>>68436586
is this what normans do at the weekend?
>>68436656
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yZaDkVgz2c
>>68435738
screeching
>>68436670
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VmPjETmU3S
bit agitated about being a 28 yo KV
>>68436562
Mainstream media collectively shitting itself
*does the gallon smash prank in front of you*
>>68436744
haha you are an absolute legend
have not read a single post in this thread
>>68436586
how incredibly boring and unimpressive
I could see my 10 year old sister doing something like that
mummy's put some chicken griddlers and potato waffles in the oven for me :')
love the old bint
>>68436733
same, but I relieve myself with nationalist politics
Ahh yes, Daily Mail editing
>>68436586
YAAAS
SALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY
>>68436790
ah canny breev
>>68435738
>/pol/ already making excuses
fucking kek, how long will they continue to hold out for
>at gym earlier
>qt on bike
>sexy as fuck
>she leaves
>I leave 10 min after
>queue of traffic stuck at train crossing
>eventually get through
>get to junction up road
>5-6 cars going right
>want to go left
>manage to squeeze through and come parallel with the car at the front
>its the qt
>she didn't see me come through
>see her picking something through corner of my eye
>either her ear or nose
>eats it
>turns and sees me
>looks mortified
Well that was nasty as fuck.
*holds ball up*
>>68436495
wank on him
>>68436788
That's a web design issue
>>68436790
>five nutella donuts
fat cunt
trump is a meme that went way too far
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLMU_84BLLM
>>68436790
ah tae bae honest I love me scootish tweeter
to all the pakis itt; if you want a dutch gf there's one for you in /mena/
>EU negotiators will offer Brits an individual opt-in to remain EU citizens, chief negotiator confirms
Fucks sakes the bastards
>>68436836
Shan't be reading any post longer than 30 words or 3 greentext lines
>>68436870
What's the point?
>>68436495
Have him buy a round for the whole bar
find this girl incredibly attractive
shan't be reading any posts tonight
>shan't be reading any posts tonight
>>68436913
bender
>>68436870
you know they are only doing this to lessen the outrage when euros still have freedom to move and work here as they do now
shan't be reading posts containing the word shan't
>>68436562
a retort by liberal media to say that electorate(s) were duped to vote for “far–right, xenophobic and racist” politicians or choices in referenda.
>Reddit Green Show
>Reddit Gas
>Little Reddit on the Prairie
>Reddit Park Boys
Why is Leaf Television so Reddit-tier?
>>68436885
You get to keep free movement I expect.
Thing is everybody is going to say yes because muh benidorm and the EU will be able to say "look, 90% of your people want to remain EU citizens" and undermine the entire referendum.
shan't be shan'ting
>>68436878
look mate, you've got 2 choices, right. You either read it or I'm gonna fill you in.
>Television
>>68436913
frizzy hair like that looks shite
If I visit Iran then I need a full tourist visa to visit the US, bit annoying since I was planning to visit Iran in April and the USA in August, but I could visit Iran in October, or just get the US visa because it's valid for 10 years.
>Homeland will be dealing with the world of the racist movement known as the “alt-right” when it returns in January. According to Entertainment Weekly, the show has cast actor Jake Weber to play a Steve Bannon-type named Brett O’Keefe, described as an “an alt-right media personality, who is described as combative yet charismatic.” Really, however, we should just take the Associated Press’ advice and call it like it is: He’s a white supremacist.
>The sixth season of the show takes place in New York, and finds Claire Danes’ Carrie Mathison working at an organization that helps Muslims. Per EW, the action will occur between the election and inauguration of the president played by Elizabeth Marvel. Danes once described Marvel’s character as “a composite of all the different candidates.” This is all a little unnervingly timely, if you ask us.
>the action will occur between the election and inauguration of the president played by Elizabeth Marvel
>they thought Hillary would win
>>68436913
only because she looks unconventionally attractive and you think you have a chance
shan't be using any more gimmicks tonight
>>68436954
what's wrong with that? if that happens blame the people, not the eu
>>68436976
No one wants to be associated with you lad
friday night? time to browse the 'chon
>>68436942
should most certainly delete this
>>68436976
country family shit is so fucking cringeworthy
>>68436562
Primarily Jewish-owned news sources discarding everything they disagree with as 'fake news'
>>68436913
need a pic of her bum to be sure
I just saw the trailer on youtube for Passengers, looks cool but I can't stand Jennifer Lawrence so I shall not be watching it desu.
>>68436853
>>68436972
>they thought Hillary would win
Woah, what idiots. No one thought that. She didn't even come close!
>>68436976
you're gay
>>68437017
lesaskatchewancostanzaman.png
4chan had no part in Trump apart from damaging the number of votes he got with the whole alt-right supremacist rubbish
>that last bite of the soggy, sauce-drenched kebab
heaven lads
>>68436979
no that would be delusional
>>68436972
>People still watch Homeland
First season only good season.
Floatin in the black Benz, tryin to do a show a day
They wonder how I live, with five shots
Niggaz is hard to kill, on my block
Schemes for currency and doe related
Affiliated with the hustlers, so we made it
No answers to questions, I'm tryin to get up on it
My nigga Dogg with me, eternally the most wanted
>>68436976
france would fit in every single one of those for us
really makes you think
curry for dinner tonight lads
brent butt is literally the greatest comedian the world has ever seen
debate me
It's funny how much the Alt-Right has been blown out of proportion:
http://slatestarcodex.com/2016/11/16/you-are-still-crying-wolf/
Ok, I've been here long enough to ask, call me a newfag, I fucking dare you!! I'll rip your head off and shove it up your ass!! , what the fuck is FONT? Is it an acronym for something? Does it actually mean something?
big fat cheesy bellend for dinner tonight lads
*turns you into a good boy*
>>68437119
Fuck off northern twat
>>68437031
It looks absolutely shit, and she's guaranteed to be the best part of it
>that last bite of the soggy, jizz-drenched biscuit
hell lads
fuck off, you fick, paffetic, kangawoo-fucking wetard.
>>68437145
Left-wing and Right-wing on the left
Radical Centrist on the right
>>68437035
>>68437145
woah
>>68437145
With a mouth like that why not just devour your political opponents head
>>68437145
Right Wing and Radical Centrist
>>68437119
Fuck off NT
>>68437119
I didn't know and figured it out in no time because I'm not a spacker.
Its Fuck Off something something.
GET A BRAIN MOREN
>>68437157
>>68437149
She can't act and she's fucking hideous, no idea where this "Jennifer Lawrence is hot" meme came from
>why not just devour your political opponents head
>>68437149
When has she ever had a good role?
>>68437169
me and its the communist manifesto
>>68437142
GGG is a fucking god
>>68436979
>and you think you have a chance
this is always the go-to response when idiots can't fathom why someone would be attracted to a less generic woman that they themselves don't like
i don't get it
beeg drama show
>>68437169
and that book is.. the quran..
>>68437187
she can act
and shes quite pretty
Been here for a six months now and I still don't get what FONT means
>>68437187
>I don't find this particular woman attractive
>she is HIDEOUS
Very good virgin logic.
>>68437194
He had a big mouth okay? The smart brained lads head would be a good fit, right? I'm just speculating you insufferable wankstain
>>68437227
Do yourself a favour and blind yourself mate.
>>68437145
>>68437169
>>68437119
FONC
janny please delete this thread
>>68437117
>ssc
my man
>>68437169
>black guy reading
>>68437187
didn't say she was hot, she is however 20x better at acting than chris pratt
>>68436837
In voice of a Glaswegian Andy Murray:
"Whaa dü I spend ma layf, traanae hit dhe fuzzy green apple, WI' A SNOW–SHÜ!?"
been here since 2006 and i still don't know how to greentext
>>68437227
muh winters bone
>I'm just speculating you insufferable wankstain
*does the virgin post*
Whites are right
A girl dragged me to watch hunger games when I was in China and it was fucking ABYSMAL
been here since 2002 and I dont know how to make a post
>>68437239
do yourself a favour and frequent /tv/ a bit less
>>68437119
>ass
FOY
Emma Stones is best actressfu
law
rence a shit
?k?
can't triforce
>>68437187
Classic emporer's new clothes situation
>>68437309
I don't browse /tv/ mate, she's just plain ugly.
*takes a bite out of /brit/*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiNg8ChsyUg
>>68437331
stop forcing this
jen lawrence was v good in silver linings playbook
>>68437267
>>68437196
everything she's done that isn't a franchise is decent, even those meme rom coms
get some taste, passengers looks awful
A cartoon frog didn't put a man in the White House.
>>68437345
It literally is though
>>68437296
>punks having strong opinions on WW2
seems very specific lad, did a bloke with a pierced nose make you look a fool?
Imo she looks like amy winehouse in her younger years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NuM3legHX8
Just blew myself lads
jennifer lawrence was good in the fappening
>>68437346
abnormie romance film
jst crackd open a bear
jieers m8s
>>68437243
Imagine trying to explain this to a normie
>it's like because he's really clever, so he has this big brain, his intelligence makes him sad though because he can't relate to others. But it's kind of post-ironic, he's not really clever. It's more taking the piss out of the self-image of people who think they're clever. Often you would post this and deliberately misspell a word.
every canadian post is so bad
where did it go wrong with canada?
>>68437369
and only the fappening
is gin nice
>>68437346
there was nothing good about that movie
>>68437410
Some is
Some isn't
>>68437362
its making fun of people who think theyre some sort of edgelord counter culture but also think the official narrative of ww2 is exactly what happened
>>68437338
easily above average facial aesthetics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QR0Xoiz1b30
>>68437410
yes, just beware of the sugary content in tonic water
>on exercise bike
>empty gym
>milf sits on the bike right next to me
what did she mean by that?
Got a sore stomach lads, overtime I move I need to shit.
Send help
>>68437420
it was excellent lad
>>68437420
what's bad about it? what do you like about the passengers trailer?
Just finished Rick and Morty. What shall I watch next?
planned on having two muffins but one was enough
>>68437452
that was her favourite bike
>>68437472
Archer
>>68437266
I don't believe you.
>>68437364
hate when they talk too quietly in these and you don't know what they're saying
>>68437452
she wants to ride you next
>>68437472
>>68437484
Australia is in no way cucked
>>68437496
how can i prove it?
>>68437484
they dont play the same sports though
>>68437471
you'll have to ask me 4 years ago when i watched it desu. haven't seen this trailer im not the original butthurt aussie
oh WA-AH-AH-AH
>>68437511
Edgy
Kirk Douglas is 100 today
>>68437369
yeah I cranked a good few out to her when that came out
>>68437472
>Rick and Morty.
Are you an 8 year old
anyone watching fight night tomorrow?
GGG not relevent
>go to the gym
>other people are also in the gym
what % of ashkenazi dna is actually semitic?
>tfw to smart for tv programs that aren't icelandic crime dramas
>>68437484
Aussies are actually good banter though
canadians aren't funny, just argumentative
>>68437526
Canada don't even play cricket
No idea where this "Canada is anglo" meme came from
>>68437586
going to be watching eddie hearns normiefest what about you?
http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1481306830898.webm
>>68437364
frivy ;_;
been here since 1992 and still don't know how to live
>>68437587
hate it when that happens
hmmm...
aussies are overrated on 4chan i reckon
>jennifer lawrence
>>68437633
Ah yes, fail miserably to meet any meaningful target so tackle the one issue that literally nobody gives a shit about.
What the fuck is wrong with people?
>>68437633
YAAAASSSSS
>>68437610
Mostly because Canadians are so desperate to be not Americans.
>>68437619
yeh thats what i was reffering to
chisora will be fun, suppose watchin another piss easy AJ victory will be too
really need some shannon the cannon in my life rn 2bh
>>68437623
this is a real thing? the fuck
Finns are underrated on 4chan I reckon
the cucked lefty shithole of londonistan
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/really-british-shop-owner-racism-accusations-london-muswell-hill-a7463756.html
>tfw the milf that used the bike before you has created a comfortably warm sweat throne for you to sit upon
>>68437587
>tfw the wind and rain makes my pompadour fall flat and curly and shit
>>68437641
There's nothing worse than cunt who goes on about how hard their work is.
But she does history at an ex poly, I did it at a top RG uni and it was easy as fuck. Literally had to read a few articles and books a term and bash out an essay about an obscure historical angle.
It really isn't hard.
>>68437623
when you realise reviewbrah's dad is going to be the president
Canadians are underrated on 4chan I reckon
>>68437596
See that one on Beeb 4 earlier this year?
I've forgotten its name.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Deep_(2012_film)
>>68437723
>I did it
hahahahahahahaha
>>68437641
>man
>met
>>68437741
Not my President doggone it >:(
>>68437693
the only thing I know about it is its from this show
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You're_the_Worst
>>68437748
proxy off moosenigger
canada is anglo, french, and nordic at the same time
>>68437596
Are you taking the piss out of me from a few months ago or did you just watch Trapped
i always call my mum a baby boomer because she was born in 1964, it pisses her off because she insists she's gen x but we both know she isn't
>>68437753
Eh, my life is going pretty okay to be honest. I tend to find those sneering at other people's degrees are insecure as fuck.
>STEM will make me really rich and therefore make people see me as a success so I can show my school bullies and not feel wholly inadequate, right?
>Guys....
>Guys?
https://twitter.com/sara_davidson/status/806918376861868032
>>68437723
>I did history
>>68437780
>>68437817
I love her
Man Met is #57
Not that bad lads, its alright
>>68437817
>12 hours for 500 whole words
how WILL she handle this
Does anywhere sell decent swastika cufflinks?
>>68437641
i got to fourth year with only doing everything the day before its due, maybe my uni is just shite though
>>68437806
>I tend to find those sneering at other people's degrees are insecure as fuck.
>sneers at STEM the next sentence
Isn't history supposed to teach you critical thinking skills?
>>68437804
baiting for (you)'s from people that watch obscure stuff so yes that probably includes you i guess
>>68437844
scrub
>>68437817
Cutting it fine again
someone link kevs new vid
So who won gimmick of the year?
>>68437817
It's amazing to think people like this actually exist
The same guy created Beavis and Butthead and King of the Hill. Really makes you think.
>>68437825
see
>>68437806
>>68437868
I'm not sneering at STEM, I'm sneering at insecure degree dickheads.
Can you literally not understand basic English comprehension?
when is a bf vacancy going to open up in sara davidson's relationships?
man met isn't that bad
>>68437892
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96SrWO5Na54
>>68437919
pooey lynx lad
>>68437948
this isn't it
>>68437916
me on the right
>want my essay to be good
>oh god i have a crippling inferiority complex
i like chilling
>>68437937
ad hominem if I'm honest mate
fuckin laffin at all you blerts literallly whiteknighting the commie because you fancy her for some bizarre reason
>>68438008
>>68437956
Ah yes, just play it off as pretending to be retarded.
I like to party ;)
>>68438016
she will be mine
oh yes
she will be mine
>>68437919
Ah yes
>>68438033
no true scotsman
>>68438079
>fell asleep at 5pm
>wake up just now
>6:30am
hmm
>>68438079
>>68438202
Wasn't meant to quote that I'm a bit tired, not much sleep.
>>68438241
i forgive you, good morning
>How the English built the world
Tell me that the English don't really think this way or that they are even one of the top 3 most important nations in world history? You aren't that brainwashed are you?