/brit/

doggo

[CLANG]

gonna do a suicide me

real thread

erm lad that bummed his mate, where did you cum? Trying to have a wank here and its hard (pun) enough without foreskin

Why havent we cloned dinosaurs yet lads?

Cant they just cut one out of amber haha

>>68418214
ah yes, pootoria
still going to need you to FUCK OFF

>>68418268
didnt get that far desu, after a minute or two he said stop and we just kind of wanked each other after that

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kitters > doggos

used to hate when our school would invite all-boys schools to dances to prey on OUR girls

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4chn edicn

high test women?

>>68418302
DELETE THIS

>>68418256
remember I read all books religiously as a kid but really couldn't be bothered reading the final one when it was released

I NEED to have SEX, yet am UNABLE to despite my BEST efforts

>>68418292
fucking despise cats

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stop all this school talk. its making me remember her

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>>68418311

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>>68418302
NO
MODS

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>>68418292
Doggo best doggo

>>68418285
we used grades in a catholic primary in brisbane

Got myself a nice spanish gf with a fat arse, her english is terrible though, very difficult to hold a conversation with her

what do i say to a qt i matched on tinder who's way out of my league

why do we need another fucking spiderman movie

also why is he crushing on a fucking darkie

>>68418314
I once found a gang of kittens in an alley behind my house. They looked a bit like this, thought they were quite cute. But for some reason I decided they weren't the effort of calling a shelter for, so I stomped on all of their heads and created a bloody mess until they were unrecognizable

Never really felt much about it, hadn't thought about it really until today

>>68418340
alri x

>>68418342
>also why is he crushing on a fucking darkie
because it's 2016 sweetie (:

>>68418317
Stop trying

I was facing that conundrum back when I hadn't lost my 'ginity but as soon as I stopped giving a fuck I nailed a buff ting who came onto me

>>68418348
>http://www.bestshockers.com/1-lunatic-2-kittens/
shant

but lukey was quite odd hmmm

>>68418342
because white people need to go extinct for our world wide mexican/south american/african utopia to be realized, you fucking white male

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>>68418343
Why not just shooting them?

>>68418348
shan't be clicking that

also off to >>>/b/ with you you edgy cunt

>>68418342
idk
they should have stopped making it after Spiderman 3

>>68418340
Ayy bb wan sum fuk

>>68418285
yeah my first time with a guy I'm going to try to be a bit stretched out from a dildo so it doesn't tear anything
did you at least use lube though?

snowing out

>>68418342
Because Sony holds the licence for Spiderman and they need to milk it dry before it expires

>>68418373
all guatemalans should be killed

my office has a shocking lack of diversity

yesterday i saw a latina there and was dismayed to learn she was a janitor

everybody is white

>>68418373
I like you mate. whats the worst city in Guatemala?

>>68418340
Sup mami

>>68418268
>>68418285
>>68418395
bit gay

>>68418395
fuck off you limp wristed cunt. i was kidding about the gay shit. if I even smelled your cum stained breath within 40 feet of me Id shatter your jaw like glass

>>68418413
what are people from Guatemala's favorite websites? Any good latino, non normie forums?

>>68418407
still can't get over how badly sony fucked the andrew garfield series
they didn't even comprehend how bad it was, after the second was finished they announced 2 (TWO) sequels for it

>>68418360
It doesn't work like that

>>68418348
>Luka Magnotta
Haven't heard that name in a while.

>>68418343
sure ya did go take your meds

CANNOT stop farting!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JS_4wioaVBc

Want to scream inside of a girls ass

central america has way more countries than it has any right to have, it should all just be mexico

Deadline at work 2day

Don't think I'm gonna make it looool

Morning cunts

>>68418489
>ass
FOY

if I theoretically wanted to move to costa rica what industry/ uni degree should I pursue?

can hear the sister crying haha

>>68418492
its funny because mexico tortures and kills illegal immigrants from central american countries

honestly mexico wouldnt be nearly as big of a shithole without central america around

>>68418450
It worked for me

If you aren't confident then apathy is the next best vibe to give off

>>68418472
its not even midnight yet frig off

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Blimey

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>>68418516
ahaha serves her right

>>68418515
Agrarian economics

can't remember if i took my insulin

>>68418265
good lad

>"One scandalized British soldier complained that the American riflemen “conceal themselves behind trees etc. till an opportunity presents itself of taking a shot at our advance sentries, which done, they immediately retreat. What an unfair method of carrying on a war!”

Stupid brits.

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>>68418409
>mfw this is considered a cyber attack in Australia
>>68418411
The worst cities in Guatemala are definately the ones in the borders.

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Really makes one ponder

ah yes why don't i type in my horrendous accent won't that be a funny meme

>>68418553
hmm interesting
would finance have absolutely any relevance in central america?

>>68418564
>scandalized

nice yank propaganda

vhy yas vhy dunt i type in my horundus accunt, vont it be harius?

>>68418342
this shit is making me feel old because i don't even give a vague posthumous fuck about it

>>68418604
I am Greek

school is over in two weeks

terrified of the real world lads

>>68418444
I'm sorry to tell you this, but almost everyone in Guatemala is a normie famm. And if they are autistic we pretty much accept them and treat them equaly

>>68418410
You say it like it's a bad thing. All the black people in my office are terrible workersYou say it like it's a bad thing. All the black people in my office are terrible workers, they swear all the time and they get away with it cos the management is terrified of being seen as racist, they swear all the time and they get away with it cos the management is terrified of being seen as racist

>>68418583
No it wouldn't

The financial industry there is extremely corrupt and as a result they've become unwelcoming to outsiders

opening door number 9 on my advent calendar

>>68418618
Could you repeat that please mate

chicken nuggets from maccas are fucking trash ngl

>>68418292
really wish that cat lost its hand

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>USA is nice

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0z9u0Tef4ic

NO taxation without representation

>>68418612
been done school for several months
its pretty dreary desu
never thought life could be more monotonous and dull than it was

>>68418614
any good normie forums then?

>>68418612
You should be, it's fucking horrendous

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>I don't like Mexicans

>>68418627
I've got a galaxy advent calendar, whats yours?

>>68418618
sorry mate come again?

want to make wagwan a thing

wagwan lads

I could beat everyone in /brit/ up

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>>68418648
>gives you representation then taxes you out the anus and gives you nothing but poison tap water and potholes in return

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our lad farmer george

>>68418672
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fatZow4H3k

>>68418649

you graduated in the spring eh? I think we've spoken about this before

>>68418541
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

>>68418619
shame that's what I suspected, also it's not like such an isolated region would have a developed industry like that

any industry where a finance degree would be semi-relevant though? studying it now but I still don't understand my employment prospects/ what it entails

>>68418682
*laughs while rolling my eyes toward your general direction*

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hzoRpwdPMu

>>68418515
computer engineering, they produce Intel shit
or something related to renewable energy, that's what they're mostly notable for at the moment

fvavx

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Wales

Tfw no black boyfriend tongue my asshole while my husband watches

>>68418612
hope you had fun, it's all downhill from here

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>>68418707
lets go

>>68418740
>Alex Jones
Ah yes.
I wager she uses super female vitality.

>tfw I live the life of a normie but I hate it and just want to shitpost with the lads on /brit/and play poker and videogames

>>68418705
Agriculture but if you're not too far along in your programme it would be best to switch to economics since many of your courses will carry over and that is much more valuable in the third world as the skillset is more widely applicable

>>68418682
i'm a blue belt in karate m8

baywatch looks alri

>>68418769
join us in the NEETlife

>>68418682
Try beating my machete

>>68418761
*releases man eating creatures in your vicinity*

Plans for the 'kend lads?

gf wants to show me off to all her basic mates baka.

>>68418828
Anime
/brit/
Videogames
Masturbation

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lol so tru

>>68418828
Don't do that it never goes well when a gf tries to monopolize your social life which is what she's setting the stage for

>>68418804
I can't, I have too many responsibilities

>import pakis and wogs
>be surprised when they import their backwards culture with them

left wingers, everyone

>>68418853
lmao, she's got no chance la.

Been seeing her for months, would be autistic to say no.

Just cummed :-)

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>Labour collpase in Sleaford byelection

>>68418852
I only have aussie bfs, not friends :)

What's a good movie to cry to
Sick of crying while browsing the 'chon aha

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Tracer

Sugar is a drug, a highly addictive and toxic one too

>>68418895
Labour are a joke baka

Not a fan generally but it would be nice to have some credible opposition to keep that stasin bint Tezza May in check.

Want to witness the alternate reality where David Milliband won the leadership race instead of Ed tbqh.

need to do a poo

>>68418782
yeah cheers that goes along with what I've been thinking, seems my issue with finance is it's concentrated in financial centres like NY and London, places I would actually like to work but i don't want to be confined to. I'm just hoping finance is also good for overall investments, for example this guy >>68418732 mentioned renewable energy and I figure a financial degree would be good for monitoring an investment like that for certain companies, looking at foregone investments and stuff like that.

don't really want to move to central america (thought I'd ask with the guatemalANO in the thread) but I want to pursue a business-related degree where I could follow a versitile range of stuff as I don't really know what I want to end up doing. think econ is more suited for that?

Despise vegans and vegetarians

>>68418895
b-but corbyn is electable!

b-but the public will punish pro brexit MPs

I-if Trump and Brexit can happen so too can our NEET socialist paradise!

>>68418864
business idea: act weak and submissive to them so they feel sorry for us and won't be mad.

>>68418956
It's literally poison, fructose anyway.

>>68418994
pray tell

Doing a watch

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p00j9v8j/episodes/player

>>68418997
Corbyn is a symptom of the Left being so far up its own ass that they're smelling tomorrow's farts

Been watching lots of Bobbi Starr videos lad, great work.

>>68418228
me doggo shat on the floor. but then she ate it. dunno if i should scold her or just let it go.

afternoon /brit/ is dire

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Good thing I never backed Corbyn or joined Labour to vote him in... he .. heh

post your doggos and I will post mine in return

>>68419061
She died a few months ago

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>>68419064
o-okay..
Sorry for your loss.

>>68419055
as a conservative can I just say thank you

need a blonde wife to impregnate

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>Be Australian
>Fly to America
>Get shot

>>68419076
>tfw girl but brown hair/eyes
I wish I had blonde hair and blue eyes

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pic is the first ever photograph of a woman

Business idea: have sex more than once every six months

>>68419091

go get your jollies off somewhere else roleplaying as a bint. creep

>>68419099
>of a woman

how do you know?

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES

>>68419081
Proofs?

>>68419117
he took it

>>68419099
tits or gtfo

>>68419091
just dye your hair you slag

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>>68419061
Having a sleep

http://metro.co.uk/2016/12/08/man-accused-of-racism-because-his-new-shop-is-called-really-british-6309027/

>dog people

Erm yeah, no thanks.

Infowars is owned by Time Warner who also own CNN

>>68419125

*Buys you a plane ticket to america via 5 transits across the middle east*

put some cinnamon in the cocoa, but instead of dissolving it clumped up.

fucking science, how does it work

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>>68419145

> having
> not doing

>>68419164
timewarner doesn't take a direct interest in either company and doesn't have total control over what they do

>>68419164
I bet the le pointy noses did this, /pol/ was right again!

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>>68419145
cute

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is this good?

what do u reckon peeple would talk about on 4chan if it was 500 years ago hahaha

>london
>plague free

LOL

>>68419053
this is morning /brit/ lad

>>68419218
HAHAHA LOL

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>>68419061

>>68419201
Love those faces

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ex-prozzie sister's doing a tantrum and going on about how she wants to kill herself

shan't be leaving my room until this all blows over

>>68419218
England is ruled by a Welsh family ha ha

>>68419218
haha
doing a nonexistence as a proper country haha

>>68419203

it's alright but my internet is better

>>68419220
umm it's 6:52 PM sweetie x

>>68419233
Jesus mate

>>68419218
>allowing different Christian sects to exist in your cunt
why are Europeans such cucks?

>>68419233
Can you ask her if shes interested in taking an Englishmans virginity?

reverse fluxed

>>68419250
STREUTHHHH MAYTE we go by GMT here

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>>68419061
dog

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0_1g5FVYAc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0_1g5FVYAc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0_1g5FVYAc

Mandatory viewing Brederin

>>68419267
she said she doesn't do charity work

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it's a family starts screaming without listening to my reason: episode

>>68419229
shite doggo if i'm being honest.

>>68419250
the weekend has arrived :D

>>68419253

she'll be right

>>68419229
Don't listen to him that's a cute dogger

>>68419274
you sure about that?

>>68419229
Very cute, would pet

>>68419233

Yell "PIPE DOWN I'M TRYING TO MEDITATE RIGHT NOW" through the door

>taking pictures of your dog
when did /brit/ get so full of fairys haha
I would HEEM any of you cunts irl

>>68419274
Looks wise

>>68419326
I would put ANY Irishman into A&E

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>>68419326

Them bloody jews eh lads, alwayys up to something

>>68419166
erm ever heard of the pacific? (:

>>68419326
I have around 200 pics of my dog

here it was I thought the angry irishman had left /brit/

tummy hurts from eating too much

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people who should own dogs: children

people who are equipped to care for a feline: grown ups

>>68419347
rubs hands together

>>68419347
rorksheed

>>68419355
>implying it isn't something every irishman brings out when needed

>>68419233
what's her number and price?

really makes you think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwKPFT-RioU

>>68419326
NEVER respond to me again you little urchin or i'll knock your spark out

New grand tour episode is out lads

>>68419324

Shan't be giving her any reasons to do a murder suicide.

>>68419375

She quit.

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>it's 12°C outside

>>68419390

In december?

what kind of horrid shithole is britain anyway

Might need to trim the toenails soon

Someone get the saw out haha

>>68419387
ill pipe er down with me cock in er mouth ae lad free o charge haha

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Here's the dog and cat sleeping in harmony

>>68419387
tell her my dick saves lives

>>68419387
did you ever pay for her services? i'd imagine fucking your sister is better than not fucking anyone, and a filthy whore like her would probably be down for a couple bucks and some horse.

>>68419390
It's -4°C here and I'm sitting outside

Sitting on the bus, some little girl just told her mum to fuck off hahahaha top bants

>>68419407
living with your parents still, i see.

anyone here live in tottenham? need to know what the local fried chicken joints are like

>>68419364
t. Joel Greenstein

https://secure.halifax-online.co.uk/wps/wcm/connect/content_halifax_personal_banking/assets/media/images/lloydstsb2009/product_icons/Halifax/hfx-visa-current-1455717892.JPG

>>68419415
Fuck off murderer

>>68419233
She ever take care of you, if you catch my drift

>>68419445
shan't be clicking this link

>>68419407
could heem both your pets

>>68419437
Full of nignogs

>>68419461
i promise you it won't give me your bank details

>>68419445
what the fuck is this

>>68419445
i clicked this link and it gave me a virus

I wish I had a cute Canadian gf desu

>>68419409
pls respond

>>68419409
>>68419453

nah i find incest gross

>>68419408

t. virgin

>>68419474
>>68419476
see
>>68419473

>>68419485
Gaylord

>>68419477
Nah mate they're all mental

>>68419445
>linking a picture on an imageboard
fuck off

>>68419485
>>68419485
post a pic of your sister

>>68419407
>>68419274
Do you lads share a dog lol

>>68419280
these fucking adjectives are killing me

>>68419502

not going to post doxxable material

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>does the virgin walk

>>68419501
it's not a picture though it's a virus

the crazy south korean lady president has been impeached

>>68419497
Whats wrong with leaf qts?

>>68419512
who dressed the woman

>>68419477
canadian women have bodies like men
They're not slender or short like women here, they're 6'+ and built like fridges

>>68419511
*skims your ip address"

hmmphh, youve been doxxed already, kid

Girl at my work is 18, her body is incredible, literally porn star tier but she has the face of a 10 year old Irish boy. Basically she's a top tier butterface

>>68419529
Dobby

>>68419519
>inb4 2000 "suicides" where they blame it on this in the note

>>68419511
change the extension

>>68419523
They're like american girls but way more unstable

>>68419534
How's life in Italy these days?

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>use a word I know, but not the definition in a conversation
>get home
>look it up
>it actually made sense

>>68419534
>>68419574
Doing a think.

>>68419523
Canadian men have really thick cocks (side effect of maple syrup) so you basically can never satisfy them

Just about to have chinese food for dinner lads.

Frankly, Mr. Shankly, since you ask

You are a flatulent pain in the arse

>>68419603
zhao

why do politicians always talk in that way
you know, the 'never commit to anything you say, always be intentionally vague, talk like you're explaining things to a five year old' way.
Even Nige does it.

It just makes people switch off.

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*sips tea*
ah yes /brit/
*putters away*

>>68419595
Why are americans so obsessed with big cocks?

>>68419590
Completed my think, I could go for a crazy fridge because shes still a female wih a bagona I can put my willy in.

posting from the toilet

>>68419617
Wish the BBC would stop using oxymorons tbqh

>>68419509

peng means good
hench means big
wagwan=what's going on
deadest=horrible

just got the most intense cramp in my arm

feels awful

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>this kills the UKIP

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>getting arm cramps

alri manlets

Going to bed

Hope all the Brits have a good day xx

And hope all the Aussies have a good evening xx

>the average male height in america is 177.6 cm

mental

>>68419547
you don't look at the mantlpiece when you're poking the fire

>>68419684
thansk mate, hope you don't get shot! :)

>>68419690
probably all the mexicans

>>68419684
Thanks, dont have a heart attack in your slee

>>68419709
and italians

>mcdonalds still doesn't do home deliveries

>>68419684
literally no chance of me being sh

>>68419739

>McDonalds hasn't become gourmet

business idea: a courier service that will go to mcdonalds for you and deliver it

>>68419739
Move to australia, they do there

>>68419739
some of them do that here
>>68419763
that exists here as well. forget the sites name but you go on and order food from any resteraunt and some chad goes and gets it and brings it to you

>>68419788
this isn't true

>>68419739
just-eat still exists
and a burger is a burger

>>68419788
we're getting it soon
:)

>>68419793
Thank you based Chad.

>>68419793
>some chad
probably more of a Wayne

in wwi they would dig underground under they enemy trench and blow them up.

Just saw a japanese girl on the bus with a big arse, that's a rare thing to see

most grocery stores used to do home delivery before seppos invented supermarkets

>>68419814
think that's where the term "undermine" came from

>>68419796
it is in my suburb in brisbane

>>68419814
how devilish

>>68419796
https://www.mcdelivery.com.au/au/home.html

>>68419833
weird, live in brisbane proper and i've never heard of this

then again i havent had mcdonalds in years since i'm not a pleb

>>68419829
haha and the term "over the top" comes from the fact that they used to jump out of the trenches and die shot by gatlings by the dozens every morning

we owe so much to the ww1

Hey everyone, how's it foing?

>>68419797
I just want a big mac meal and a couple of apple pies without having to get in the car and drive for 2 miles, is that too much to ask?

>>68419839
Yeah a bit cheeky too, watching this WWI doc series and it is fascinating


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePh6lOaEnk8

>>68419859
a lovely war

>>68419867
>foing

can't even type out a 5-letter post without fucking it up, can you?

>>68419900
>5-letter post
hmm

Employee started crying yesterday. I just sort of awkwardly sat there for a minute and shuffled out and left them. What do today

>>68419873
Get an uber driver to pick it up for you

>>68419900
to be fair my post was longer

>>68419858
think its been going for about a year. only started with a few stores

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>ran out of phone credit

I'm new bere. Some one give me the info

watched my chickens kill a brown snake this afternoon

>>68419922
We don't have uber in my city yet

>>68419935
>pay as you go

kek, serves you right. Use your landline instead.

>>68419935
>tfw same
Jokes on them, no one ever texts me

>>68419947
how is dantel going to pleasure your wife now?

>>68419954
How do you get to places when you don't want to drive?

>>68419935
>not being on contract
Turborunt

>>68419947
miss my first cat that wasn't a useless piece of shit that would kill red bellies and shit. luckily ive only ever seen pythons since she died

got an urge to buy a new phone, going to do it lol

>>68419964
Taxi, and none of them do deliveries the paki twats

>>68419979
>city
>has self-employed pakis
>doesn't have uber

Bizarro-Britain

>>68419973
gay boy

>>68419977
Calm down there you lunatic

was ancient greece whiter than it is today?

just ate an entire pot of double cream
ama

>when you use a toilet for the first time after it's been cleaned and you get to turn the water green

There's a flatulent paradise in the sweaty ravine of my arse.

The Farting of Eden.

just watched some bender eat an entire pot of double cream
ama

>>68420029
*smuggles a pregnant cane toad on a plane to new zealand*

a problem shared is a problem halved

off work with a cold

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>>68420029
AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH FUCK OFFFFFFFFFF

ARSECRACK POSTING WAS MY GIMMICK 3 WEEKS AGO FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

>>68419992
uber doesn't operate in small cities, not a hard concept to grasp

>>68420029
>>68420071
samefucker

>townies think that if you can't get an uber you have no way of getting around
there was something before uber you know, stupid townies