/brit/

maisie

Canada hasn't been anglo since 1965 pal

Shit edition

>>68408003
Hank that crazed Canuck is mowing in your yard

What do you think of this?

https://youtu.be/sA5GCwtCOu4

scowling at the presence of maple merchants

>>68408059
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha

>>68408002
if chikiyuko really cared he'd tax the janny the hotpockets to 100%

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the gf

WHO WILL WIPE MY BACKSIDE

OVERTURN BREXIT

watching the louis theroux in joburg

some lads called bad boyz just peppersprayed each other and started just about hitting anyone near them hahaha

>>68408063
i posted this on /eire/ first and never gave you permission to post it to /brit/, therefore I will get all the (you's) this post gets

admittedly I first saw this video on /brit/ years ago

who is the semen demon in the scarf

you look great

>>68408063
>Dumb Irish

as expected

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janny confirmed for a canadian

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i just dernt undorstand this "werks fur free"

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>>68408117
You will be getting the sock boy

>>68408136
she's actually one of the "british" or "northern """"irish"""" that belong to your ilk

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tfw no leave milf

we came here so you could use the lavatory

>>68408153
that must cost a fortune, surely there must be a cheaper alternatives to putting batteries in there

>>68408144
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha

>>68408107

lauren?

>>68408167
Her ma clearly has that Irish nationalist accent

Not a hint of east Belfast or unionist in her

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if hiroshimoot was serious about the jannies the hotpockets he's tax the jannies the hotpockets to 100%

>>68408167
Umm sweetie Northern Ireland isn't British

you lot are all the same

>>68408003
Canadians are frog cock suckers and not anglo

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>the gentleman in the front row is going to need some care hopefully

>>68408183

wy iz brechshit tekkin sooo long?

Madame still on the lavatory

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>>68408202
nyet

>>68408210
superb post

>>68408255
nonce

>>68408003
>>68408036
Solid samefag to start off the thread

Cuck

>>68408153
nice cumsock lad

stick those batteries in it and swing it round to create your homemade fleshlight ya?

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>>68408003
I like Canada. Always have.

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>>68408272
She's like 25 anon, being a skinny weeaboo doesn't make you a child

BAP I don't know no no no no no

>>68408272
What?

She looks in her 20s

>can't hold back the smirk of his own shitty joke

>>68408291
You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.

How dare you speak, you swarthy Dublin monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?

You are human trash, John Patterson. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your accent and Chinese population offers no hope to the world that Ireland can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the block of flats you came out of, you literal orangutan.

Take your yellow hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of Guinness and soda bread slabbed on your face every morning will make you Irish. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of Gael heritage.

You nigger.

You make Limerick look like a beacon of civilisation.

You are the Baltimore of Ireland.

Go pay 20 euro for a pint with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job typing code for beings vastly superior to yourself. Norse cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time a Dublin "man" provided for a family.

Die, Guttersnipe. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.

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These threads are wong at a time when nebotiations is still going on. But the posters the threads have been let down by the jannies the hotpockets has acted in a reckless and provocative manner. The jannies --

-- if you'll allow me to finish my sentence, the jannies the jannies the jannies

The creative and transformative potential of queer sex is especially clear in the case of fist-fucking, the practice that Foucault singles out for mention and that he seems to have in mind when he speaks of “produc[ing] pleasure with very odd things, very strange parts of our bodies.” Fist-fucking, after all, is a sexual practice that nonetheless differs in several important respects from “sexual intercourse” as the latter is conventionally defined. It is less an end-driven, teleological action aimed at achieving release of sexual tension through orgasm (as in the Freudian model of “full heterosexual genitality”) than a gradual, lengthy process–“an art,” as Gayle Rubin describes it, “that involves seducing one of the jumpiest and tightest muscles in the body.” Intensity and duration of feeling, not climax, are the key values: the process can sometimes go on for hours, and it is possible that neither partner may come–or (in the case of men) even maintain an erection for long. It is also possible for the receptive male partner to come without being in a state of erection at the time. Hence, fist-fucking has been spoken of by its practitioners not as sex but as a kind of “anal yoga.” As such, it would seem to represent a practical refutation of what Foucault considered, as we have seen, the mistaken “idea that bodily pleasure should always come from sexual pleasure, and the idea that sexual pleasure is the root of all our possible pleasure.” The emergence of fist-fucking as both a sexual and a sub-cultural phenomenon therefore has the potential to contribute to redefining both the meaning and the practice of sex along the lines sketched out by Foucault in 1977 when, in an interview entitled “Down with the Dictatorship of Sex!” he announced, “I am for the decentralization, the regionalization of all pleasures.”

Ooga booga
Josie makes an egress

Stop posting pasty ass skeletons also known as white girls

these nonces projecting onto people in /brit/ by shouting 'nonce' at posts 20+ women

>>68408225
>subjecting millions of french to the rule of the queen is equivalent to sucking them off

try again, kiddo

he's openly mocking low paid workers now haha

truly a man of the people

>>68408363
t. actual nonce

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well i have never wahahah but i'd certainly wahaha do it for free

I need the picture of my fingernail

>>68408392
FOY

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O B S E S S E D

Stay the fuck away from Finland Anglos.
Our women are not for you.

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Is "projecting" the worst pseudo psychology may May to grace the 'chon?

*looks at you funny*

>>68408413
*colonises you*

Is Twin Peaks any good

>>68408415
yes

>>68408167
british=isle of britain
even 400 years ago they're from scotland so fuck them they don't belong to 'my ilk'

got a hard brexit

>>68408301
>tfw cows are comfier than you

>>68408364
>having everything in french as well

the norman yoke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2z-AdzgKjY

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she understands

>>68408427
*sparks you out*

>>68408364
>get bombed a couple of time by frogs in the 60s
>Everywhere has to be multilingual apart from Quebec
who's subjecting who?

>>68408282
new IP yank twat

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All according to plan...

>>68408436
Bit weird but alright

>>68408497
>>68408471
the only thing that *has* to be in both languages is federal government stuff

makes sense considering 1/3 of canadians speak french...

its like calling the swiss cucks for having 3 national languages

its just nonsensical

>>68408393
this is one of the best gimmicks to emerge in recent weeks

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is this literally the best webm of all time?

you can watch it multiple times and always spot new things

just spotted the guy in the middle far right pinches that guy on the arse then pretends to not look and then when he turns around he looks at him and smiles

>mum tells me shes cooking din-din
>its sunday so I'm expecting me sunday roast
>come out and see mum made something called "pasgetti"
>its spaghetti with ketchup
>apparently a yank delight
>disgusted already
>disgust turns into sheer anger when she tells me she threw away my cities of England placemat
>stomp my feet and call her a bloody cow
>she stomps her feet back, making much more noise than me considering yanks wear shoes inside and since shes a fat yank cunt
>attempt to splash my tea all over her in disgust
>my tea is cold though because she says she has yet to microwave it
>I scream at the top of my lungs and storm off slipping on the lucozade I spilled earlier and fogot to tell mummy to clean up

Fuck being a yank

>>68408556
Did not

>>68408322
outstanding post

>George RR martins wildlings in game of thrones are said to represent the wild scots and Irish. The Great Wall that separates the Northmen (Englishmen) is supposed to be hadrians wall

What did he mean by this?

> tfw no money to buy my mum a present for christmas

what the h*ck am i going to do!!!!

>>68408583
England = good

Scotland = Bad

I am very much enjoying the Enfield and Whitehouse gimmick, please continue

dont know or care

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>got a hard brexit

>>68408583
it means youre dirty savages

>>68408551
favourite character will forever be the old man rising from nothing
howling at the bum pincher

>>68408583
So who are the Welsh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToiOVn_G4A8

DIOS MIO!

>>68408614
he has a wife/daughter that also rises next to him but she is blocked by the guy making the chinky eyes

>>68408633
nonce

still got a monster+vodka in the brown bag from a couple weeks ago

>>68408648
ngl i dont have enough test to satisfy this amazon

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>>68408583
he just copied ireland

>>68408616
The tullys I believe

>>68408594
well put

>>68408666
looks way more like Great Britain

>>68408662
monster and vodka? disgusting

>>68408698
Better than water + voddy

>>68408715
only marginally

>>68408666
this is just britain upside down

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>skipping tracks

tfw no post-natal illness leave milf

>>68408698
usually get an energy drink with vodka on nights out
just didn't drink this one yet

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*throws a brick into this thread*

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>>68408551

dey en ahedge ess

>>68408698
>>68408715
not as patrician as vodka orange squash

just had sex with the ol gf

she had to jet off afterwards as she had a latenight business meeting

gave her 100 squidders for a taxi, bless her commitment to her job

Vodka with some ginger ale as a chaser is best

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>vodka

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>POST-NATAL ILLNESS FOR 13 (THIRTEEN) YEARS

>>68408664
my willy is defo too small to haha

vodka is shiiiiiiiite

>>68408551
don't forget frodo and gandalf

>>68408778
?

SOCIALISM HAS WORK

LOOK AT THE NHS WHICH WE ARE DEBATING HOW IT IS FAILING

>>68408758
what do you get out of making up stories on here

most vodka drinks are shit but it mixes decently with red bull oetz

>>68408791
green jacket and heart attack man

>>68408784
ah yes

I don't consume alcohol

if you mix your vodka with anything but um bongo I shan't be replying to your post

>>68408835
WAY DOWN DEEP IN DE MIDDLE OF DE CONGO

>>68408770
ive got a big dick but this girl is straight up bigger than i am

if you cant pick up your girl youre not enough for her, fullstop

>>68408804
I believe he was trying to give the impression that this "gf" was a lady of the night and he is in delusion

>>68408804
what? i didn't make it up

jealous much?

>>68408793
it's failing because the bloody tories are privatising it

google: big black headache

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>forms of government

>>68408849
ah right haha
>>68408853
do not reply to me

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>>68408840
ah yes

>>68408777
What do they drink in Holland?

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>the bloody tories will never be genocided

>>68408784
What a mess

>>68408808
Don't really get how they represent Frodo and Gandalf tbqh

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makes on ponder intensely

boom bye bye to a sound bwoy ed

students are outside being noisy again

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>>68408893
green jacket man has elijah wood's eyes

mensch going HAM on saudi arabia

hmm, now I remember why

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>subscribing to the student/non-student dichotomy

>>68408946
she's still a cunt

>>68408960
we're all students at the school of life xx

>>68408898
er, could you not post this racist video again hun x
thank you

the ex-Polytechnic of Life

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Don't cry my love don't cry no more
A crashing sky a rolling screen
A city drowning Gods black tears
I cannot bear to see

She lay under the midnight moon
Her restless body stirring
Until the magic morning hour
Like poison it succumbs her

Her baby skin her old black dress
Her hair it twists round her necklace
Constricts and chokes like ruthless vines
To sleep she overtakes her?

Her room is painted Heron Blue
Lit by candlelight and chandelier
And from her headboard perched so high
A million dreams have passed her

Don't cry my love don't cry no more
It overwhelms my breaking heart
A minor swell of violins
I cannot bear to hear them

A mother shepherds her young birds
She fills their mouths and warms their souls
Till they are strong and good to fly
Away from her alone she'll die

Cradle on quiet old oak limbs
As heaven blue her light fails
A breath of soot into her lungs
A life, a journeys end in one

Don't sing that old sad hymn no more
It resonates inside my soul
It haunts me in my waking dream
I cannot bear to hear it

Don't play those violins no more
Their melancholic overtones
They echo off the floor and walls
I cannot bear to hear them

I feel so extraordinary, something's got a hold on me

>>68408887
advocaat and small foamy heineken©® beers

>>68408980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzyaa2tfwBk

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>>68409003
>people

>>68408980

I was making a subtle point about the EU, nevermind...

>>68409003
hello, my fellow Irishman

the self-styled deep house

>>68409003
Something looks off about them

Like they're not really white

>>68409003
Good post. Make more of these.

Sidenote: Harp flag > tricolour

When are we going to have a non conservative government again lads

Jeremy Cunt literally stood up in parliament the other day and said that the NHS asking for more money was like oliver standing up and saying "please sir, can I have some more?"

He literally compared the NHS to a starving orphan begging for scraps without thinking it might reflect badly on him

But they're fucking actually going up in the polls
When do we get rid of them?

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>>68409036

what does "calle" mean any why is it in 90% of my captchas?

can't even imagine you saying 'shite' with your gimpy dutch accent.

if you ever had the gall to breathe that within a thirty mile radius of me, I would not only screech with laughter, but I'd take a 4 ft drillbit, string you up to a windmill, and drill through your kneecaps into your lungs so that you drowned in your own blood. Then I'll throw you into a canal

Here's an idea, buy a grade 2 listed 19th century property, sit in the cellar every day and slowly develop cancer from the asbestos you absolute lowlander

>>68409003
cillian murphy is ridiculously handsome in Peaky Blinders

>>68409047
so what you're saying is that the UK is going to go the way of the Congo?

>>68409068
calle calle

>>68409003
are evanna

>>68409003
are sersha

>eats fatty salty food
>doesn't exercise
>gets fat

The Jews did this

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>12 degrees outside

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>Be British
>Lose European territory to some famished potatofuckers making nailbombs in the local church

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>>68409064

>>68409003
al me

>>68409064
You don't now. That's it.

Until socialism sweeps across Europe but that'll never happen because the elites are clever with their population control.

Why is it cool to be childish now? Why do so many grown "men" proudly wear super hero t shirts and watch comic book movies and act effeminate on social media?

When did it become lame and antiquated to be a mature adult man?

>>68409103
food shouldn't have a lot of salt in it, that's clearly a jewish plot to destroy the white race

open your fucking eyes, all three of them

you used to calle me on my >cell phone FOY

all girls on tinder are certified mentalists

>>68409064
I just want a centre-right gov that keeps the NHS going, lowers migration without all this dumb Tory shit.
I feel like it's really not too much to ask.

going to the barber tomorrow and getting the Peaky Blinders haircut lads

>>68409111
Good riddance to bad rubbish 2bqh

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hmmrrmrmrmrmrrrrnnngngnggffffffucking HELLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>68409130
I made that meme a few weeks ago

Fuck off plagiarist scum

>It's an anon has got through the end of his bottle of wine and is at the point where he can either choose to do something vaguely productive or go out and buy some more alcohol to while away the night episode

Wish they introduced a twist from time to time. I know too well how these episodes end

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recommend me an after dinner dessert lads.

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>all girls on tinder are certified mentalists

>>68409158
buckshot

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just remembered I'm going to be having sex on saturday

>>68409064
Well for starters, they could try and have a female leader
The Tories have had 100% of their female leaders become Prime Minister

>>68409137
t. 4chan autismo

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just remembered I'm not going to be having sex ever

>>68409064
>Jeremy Cunt literally stood up in parliament the other day and said that the NHS asking for more money was like oliver standing up and saying "please sir, can I have some more?"

That sounds very accurate.

>love girl
>get on really well
>work with her
>she has a BF
>told me she has feelings towards me today but won't leave her BF
>suck it up and accept it
>have to see her every single day
>can't distance myself from her because of this

Quite the predicament I'd day.

I'd like to move on but how the fuck can I when I have to see her every day at work?

Just gonna get hammered tonight.

haha christmas jumpers are so funny and random

>>68409158
Melt galaxy chocolate onto vanilla ice cream and then put some rasbury stuff on it

>>68409154
">cell phone FOY" is literally my gimmick from ages ago, in fact it's responsible for the abbreviation
check the archives if you don't believe me wairoa

>>68409182
>buckshot
bit rude ngl

>>68409220
stop posting this you melt

just remembered sex is a social construct

>>68409223
>Not liking christmas jumpers

>that one cunt who's on the walking-side of the escalator and is just standing there holding everyone up
>the guy waiting just behind him is too much of a wank to walk past him

>>68409051
Our faces are a little bit too big. Not really a bad thing though imo.

>>68409220
>told me she has feelings towards me today
she's waiting for you to make a move you fucking MELON

you're a fucking disgrace

>>68409137
Give story.

>he uses the archive

>>68409225
ooooh nice. thanks!

heard some runt crash his car outside lads

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>>68409214
>be me
>lose my virginity at 15
>never had sex again at the age of 22

CAN NOT FABRICATE

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>pete doherty on this week

just crashed my car

girl that is in love with me but I've kinda ignored for like a month is gonna be at pre drinks next week
gonna be awkward :/

>>68409266
only on porn boards

>>68409283
im 19 but so far im on course to join you lad

>>68409283

>be 25
>be khhv

wish I was lying. I wish I was a lot of things...

where's lisicki when you need him

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time to make your move lads x

https://eumostwanted.eu/

becoming a bounty hunter

LIVID

some cunt just crashed his car in front of me

>tinder glitch made me match with a girl twice
>message saying "matched with you twice now. The two right swipes are appreciated"
>she replied "well I equally appreciate them"
what now lads

>>68409310
Ouch

I'm 28 y.o. NEET living with parents but at least I had daily sex with a peng for 5 years

>>68409318
Didn't know he was a journalist too.

actually scary how good I am at videogames lads

any game I can pick up and immediately merk any man getting brave with me

good thing I don't play them or I'd be doing it 24/7

just went round my mate's to play Titanfall 2 and I was top of the leaderboard every game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rm1skqYXLcc

new clothes kind of tune

>>68409283
pretty much a virgin again desu

>>68409350
that is a fucking conversation killer, why the fuck would she say that

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wanked twice

their view of their government and leaders. they are never critical, they do not say anything bad about the people running their country EVER and always tell everyone to be grateful and thank the leaders every day - its like a complete leader cult. there was a 16 year old in singapore who made a video criticising lee kwan yew after he died. the 16 year old kid was put in prison and lashed, and the whole population was against him and said his crimes were serious and how he deserves it all and that.
there's also a video of him walking to court and some old singaporean guy goes over to him and punches him. all this for making a youtube video saying lee kwan yew was a horrible person

the line to see lee kwan yew's coffin was fucking days long.

also i read a story about how some guy from taiwan who was living in singapore put the flag of taiwan out on his balcony, and he had the police called on him and had to remove it "because it offended the other residents".

those are just a few examples. local singaporeans are fucking weird, but theres a huge expat community there and they're normal

also everyone lives in commie flats.

Nick Clegg's wife is on This Week, I wonder if she has licked his bum

>>68409350
wag1

>>68409386
that's what i thought. But she replied very quickly, and tbf she has right swiped me twice so i dont think she was just trying to end the conversation

>>68409367
wow dude I bet your gf is so HOT brochacho!

>>68409399
shan't

fuck just remembered I've got to cop a Christmas jumper for work too

if anyone sees any banterous ones don't be afraid to link them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k1VKS4VD20

haha i love little black london children :P

oh my god the daily maillllll

might go to bed and listen to floorfillers

got a warning from janny last night about my posts here lads

he was fucking livid hahahahaa

>>68409456
ugh
don't even mention that name

Can't get on with Pavement at all. Listening to post-punk now (Mission of Burma).

the interracial breeding grounds

Can dogs get autism? If they can then I'm pretty sure mine has it lads

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the entirety of this general

every FUCKING thread

can be summed up to simply: DUDE IRONIC BRITISH HUMOR AND CULTURE LMAO

Most autistic thing you do?

Me?

I copy and paste political posts people make in /brit/ and post them again weeks later. Its interesting to see if people even remember their own arguments.

They rarely do.

>>68409367
bet I could CRUSH you in Age of Mythology

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>>68409527
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

So sunny today lads but it's only 14*C

>>68409527
what?

>>68409400
bet she gets really dirty when he orders her around in dutch

>those lads you keep seeing at the gym who never grow
>think they're gonna get massive by lifting and not eating

There's this one cunt in particular. Thinks he's the dogs bollocks, walks around with carpets under his arms and wears a tank top but is probably 5'6 and 9 stone soaked through. I haven't seen him increase in size at all in the past year.

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Hmmmmmm

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>>68409554
SsSsSsSsSsSsSsSs

>>68409527
FOY

>>68409577
Maybe he just wants to do cardio

>>68409559
12 here but the 'midity is 100%
Melting

weird that people have always discriminated based on tribe, class, religion, culture, place of birth and gender but racism didn't exist until a few years ago

>be anglo
>be a small part of the greatest civilization in the history of mankind

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>>68409577
> gym from the same franchise down the road is closed for reno
> all the fucking runts from that gym come to my gym now
> can NEVER get a fucking free squat rack

FUCK OFF CUNTS, SPREAD OUT AND STOP *ALL* FUCKING COMING TO THIS GYM

>>68409578
ahh yes, bruceland

>>68409578
want to drag my manparts over her face

all my friends are in prison or dead

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>>68409591
Nope. I only ever see him lifting. Never seen him do cardio once.

>>68409608
Englishmen weren't in Britain until after the collapse of the Roman empire


learn some fucking history

>>68409638
*throws janny bait on you*

Most autistic thing you do?

Me?

I copy and paste political posts people make in /brit/ and post them again weeks later. Its interesting to see if people even remember their own arguments.

They rarely do.

>>68409367
What do you think of Life is Strange?

>>68409611

have a sook you fucking baby

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>>68409662
I sometimes rub my finger on the tip of my willy and smell it

>>68409662
I copy and paste political posts people make in /brit/ and post them again weeks later. Its interesting to see if people even remember their own arguments.

They rarely do.

I copy and paste political posts people make in /brit/ and post them again weeks later. Its interesting to see if people even remember their own arguments.

They rarely do.

>>68409662
make political posts on /brit/, sometimes theyre serious but sometimes i get high and just create insane personas

cock smaells RANCID desu lads

>Supreme Court

That sounds so elite
imagine being part of it

>>68409713

ever stop to think that it could be that the same people don't fall for your weak bait twice?

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got a 3 hour exam at 9am that i've done no studying for

not even going to go in for it, just going to message the senior tutor about why I'm such a fuck up and hope she does a mercy killing and forcing me to withdraw so I don't have to do it myself or continue this charade

>>68409527
>humor

SNAP

you little cheeky bastard
you little cheeky twat

>>68409697

that's not autistic you normie scum, everybody does that.

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>>68409769
FUCK OFF WITH THIS SNAP SHIT IT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE

>>68409794
SNAP
N
A
P

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>>68409794
snap

a wild Québécois reporting in

bird just snapped me saying
>someone up need advice please
what do I say

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>>68409830
salut mon frè re

>>68409848
You ok love?

Fuck britain desu

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>i watch question time

Fuck desu britain

>>68409830
bonjour
comment allet voux mon ami
je suis un merde

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pic of me and my canadian runt

>>68409931
Weird and disgusting cartoon toad

>>68409931
quite zesty if i do say so myself (and i do)

>>68409931
>gf is getting ready to go out
>puts pasties on her nipples because she cant wear a bra with her dress

was so fucking hot, had sex with her right then and there and ripped the bandaid off to suck her nips

>>68409830
How does it feel knowing you're essentially the bastard son France doesn't want but you cling to them like a bad odour?

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>>68409865
salut ça va

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>>68409965
>>68409992
I'VE GOT YOU NOW, LEAF

Shan't even so much as glance at that Mick runt who replied though

business idea: study law at a mid-tier uni

>>68409931
I would rather have someone find my porn folder than weird shit like that.

>>68410012
How does it feel knowing you're essentially the bastard son Great Britain doesn't want but you cling to them like a bad odour?

>>68410047
Not true 2bh

poutain de merde

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bf just sent me this

had pizza for dinner

>>68410012
the quebecois feel zero connection to france

the french that settled quebec were picards during the bourbon era

the republic had and still has nothing to do with quebec

>>68410064
bit gay la

>>68408003
I miss the British Empire...

great expulsion best day of my life

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had some paki customer call me up today DEMANDING to know why he hadn't been reminded to pay his outstanding balance via post. looked on the system, he quite clearly signed up for email reminders and provided us with an email address. absolute KICKED off at me anyway, saying he was going to sue me as if it was our fault he didn't pay his debts in the first place. why are some people so absolutely brain dead retarded?

>>68410017
pas mal, beaucoup de travaille avec l'école par contre

et vouz?

>>68410102
>zero connection to France
>wah-wah we want to be independent because we speak French
>wah-wah why aren't the signs in French
>wah-wah why do ze anglo oppress us
pffft. The entire Quebecois culture is based around the French language, literally the only thing separating you to anglo Canadians

>>68410142
what does quebecois people speaking french have to do with the french republic? are you referring to the francophonie organisation of french speaking states?

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>>68410102
Quebec is the South of Canada; the region that nobody likes but you make them stay in the union anyway.