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cara

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GigZ4Yjtwp4

tune oetz

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maisie

It's "skown" for the bread and "skoon" for the place in Scotland.

Scone rhymes with crown right ? innit ?

>>68405604
"Scone" rhyming with "cone" is correct 2bh
Will deck any cunt who dares to pronounce it differently in my presence

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Cannot believe you jawlets are so jealous of my good looks

Yeah it actually takes a bit of testosterone to build a decently sized jaw, something you all lack

ice cream con

oioi saveloy

>>68405616
filthy trollop

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>>68405604
failed a job interview because of 1 question today lads
>what do your friends say about you

I don't have any so I panicked and said some bullshit for 3 minutes

experimental post: "Hello!"

>>68405668
rhymes with "phone" if you pronounce it the correct way

reminder cara has a hormone deficiency

Savory Scones and a pork sausage-based Bechamel sauce, known as "Biscuits and Gravy", is pretty good breakfast food.

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>>68405591
absolute runt of a post

spotty mcspot face mate you'd need a fucking plastic surgeon to fix up the mess that is your ugly mug

>>68405616
Would love to see her fucked desu

>>68405671
What happened to Kes?

>>68405739
>mcspot face
h-haha

>>68405708
good post

>>68405668
no

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>>68405707
sorry lad, better luck next time
those questions are the worst, but try to have some preparared fake answers to similar stuff in the future, it helped me a bit

>>68405739
Is that all? Two or three red marks on my face? Really? Sorry granda I don't care, I'm better than you

That's a biscuit.

eating crisps

>>68405815
nice

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that's her dad, he's iranian
wonder what her mum is

>>68405815
>Crisps
Chips

>>68405837
hot chips or cold chips lad? i'm told it matters to bruces

>>68405834
>takes balding gene from her father

lol

>>68405788
you generally look alright. your chin is just a bit odd, I think its called underbite

>>68405837
foy

>>68405834
>wonder what her mum is
Lets not kid ourselves, she is a pale-white English lass.

>>68405856
Wait, do Aussies legitimately heat up potato chips?

At least it's better than using a simple slice of white bread as a hot dog bun.

imagine being this lad haha
>>68405706

>>68405834
dave spikey with fake tan

>>68405788
better at me at drawing the dole maybe yeah

m8 you look like a textbook knacker, go throw some bricks at buses or something lad

>>68405867
I'm happy with my chin and jaw. I'm very happy to have a large jaw. Cheers anyway mate x

>>68405856
You infer based on context
Might be too difficult for you stunted little brains I know but try and keep up

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look just like this lad haha

beginning to think it's not a good look

Weird how people like Lisicki, that Arab with the massive forehead and the spud runt with the surfboard chin can be so delusional.

Feel like drinking but last time I drank 8 pints and barely felt a thing

ik heb hoes, ik ben die bitches zat

want to get into law but its fucking pointless unless its in a top uni and you need to be a literal billionaire einstein to get into the top unis

>>68405892
First you called me a teenager then a knacker? Does the look of me scare u la? I'm a quinn mcdonagh by the way

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>>68405781
thanks italy, you're alright

>>68405936
t. tokkie

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>>68405707
Fug I have a phone interview tomorrow morning

You're making me nervous

>>68405956
just be my house husband instead

>>68405923
Literally better looking than you and I have pulled the birds to prove it xxx

>>68405707
what a shite question

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>>68405936
Hier is een kleinschuimigbier voor jou

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uh oh lads x

>>68405994
That's what Lisicki and the Arab with the massive forehead both say :///

>>68405962
Aoba is cute!

>>68405962
tfw i liked new game before it was cool

>>68405957
You're both buddy, the kind who hangs around street corners with all the rest of his knackergy friends. Nah m8 but you're obviously very insecure with yourself you get very offended when I pass any comment.

>>68406029
Post a picture of yourself uggo

Angry because you don't have the genetics or testosterone to build an actual mandible

>>68405890
I am that lad haha
I want to die

>>68405883
no lad, they call crisps 'cold chips'. and they call chips (freedom fries) 'hot chips'. everythings a chip if you're a bruce.

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>>68406031
>Aoba

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>>68406018
>hacked
lmao

>>68406046
I don't really care la, I'm not taking nothing to heart x

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>>68406018

>>68406018
link

>>68406064
Aw, that's cute.

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>>68406018
>its real

>>68406090
they're nothing lad

not so much as a nipple

wtf literally crying
http://www.theladbible.com/more/viral-celebrity-kim-kardashian-reportedly-wants-a-divorce-from-kanye-west-20161207

Those who post in /brit/ regularly are irrevocably less Irish than those who post in /éire/.

Vetements jumper arrived lads

>>68406018
She wasn't fucking hacked

https://fb.com/MissieBrows

literally her profile picture

>>68406018
>>68406127
>>68406128

It it the one from behind under a waterfall where she looks like Gollum?

those "maisie williams nudes" was only that shitty photo of her on a rock taken from behind

what a load of PR bollocks

>>68406151
False. Eire is full of actual benders. I actually prefer the unionists in Eire...

millie b is such a slag
millie b yeah are you mad
millie b tries to act bad when every night shes on a new lad

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Sorry to disappoint/relieve

I love the UMMAH

If 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8, or 9 Southern Ireland gets back in the UK.

>>68406018
>Posts picture of her awful posture with no bra straps
>Numales on reddit get it on the front page via 3 different threads
Why can't they be alpha alt righters like us lads?

>>68406048
you don't even have the testosterone to grow a beard you child

go do your homework if you haven't dropped out/been expelled already

>>68406172
yea

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>>68406018
"""topless""""

You see her back and nothing else

>>68406160
>sophie liked on of her photos
>have her's now too

Might report them for using fake names

Calm down everyone: Kim and Kanye are NOT divorcing. http://eonli.ne/2h4jhxV

Ardteistimeireacht

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the gf and I sharing a tender moment

>>68406228
i'm alt-centre lad

>>68406233
That pic was right out the barbers and he shaved my sideburns and stache la

90% of irish posts read like they've been written by someone drunk or retarded

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What do women think about in bed?

>>68406234
They were rubbish anyway

any of you lads want to get under the duvet and cuddle with me? :3

>>68406281
the thundercock

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>>68406278
>or

>>68406281
no clue, probably about how much I suck at shagging

>>68406278
the one or two that are innately aggressive forces me to react in aggression towards them to prove that I, me, myself, am the alpha male leader of the irish poster pack

>>68406281
blokes
corrie
office politics

>>68406281

When Chad will text her another pick of his Thundercock

>>68406281
>in bed

I just get stressed and worried at all the problems I'm currently experiencing, also all my embarrassing moments flood back to me

>>68406325
No, I am

Boxerlad here

5 wins 0 losses

3 technical knockouts

OOSH OOSH OOSH

>>68406278
I think the two Irish posters who are arguing over their looks might be the same person

>only 5 wins
The absolute runt

i'm sorry but all irish posters are pathetic, in their own way

still better than yanks and canadians though

>>68406370
And you have zero (0)

>>68406353
aren't you 5'6? Or the 3 inch one? Compensating for something my boy?

Are you trying to fill a gap in your life?

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>KO ratio of 60%

scary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcZWGxHzJ-k

>>68406281
Bed is where you shag and sleep, and eat breakfast if you're a mum and it's your birthday

They think nothing, thinking is done when youre dressed

>>68406266
>yanks
ah yes

is Lisicki doing Law in Swansea or Liverpool?

>>68406353

> doing a thing that LITERALLY gives you brain damage

>>68406413
>he doesn't drink daily
nonce

>>68406409
no

>>68406316
kek

>>68406389
Still -5 more than you you utter Mickey Mouse.

>>68406392
I'm 6'2 and a cruiser weight you silly cunt

>>68406409
If he's doing it in Liverpool, I'm going to drive there and HEEM the manlet cunt

>the irish lad thinks that punching another man with your fists is art

whooping and hollering

>>68406427

alcohol is my least favourite drug

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I'm a new-rightist now lads

>>68406384
They're all secretly a bit embarrassed about posting here and try to make up for it by acting like hardcunts.

Irish are literally west Brits. Culturally identical to us.

>>68406409
>>68406436
LLB law at Liverpool 3rd year

it is the same word as in french

still dont know the meaning

Any documentaries about Africa that show how much of a third-world shit hole it is?

>>68406456
Fuck up you wanker

>>68406466
Not true because I am an actual real life hardmen who actually excels in boxing

>>68406456
extravagant post

>>68406489
Empire of Dust

Smug chinaman spends the entire thing basically laughing at backwards black africans straight to their faces

cant go to bed without thinking about tfw no gf

I'm the man who murdered love

Yeah!

What do you think to that?

watching babestation webms lads

just ate another crisp

>>68406489

louis theroux in johannesburg

amazing how the irish are some of the best at boxing, because blows to the head causes brain damage and the irish are already so dumb that it barely makes a difference

barking and bawling

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>hit the OTHER MAN
>WITH YOUR FISTS

Such a fantastic ART

Such a fantastic amount of SKILL involved

Boxing, MMA, Thai shite whatever, doesn't change the fact you are an utter runt.

>Bruces think you can murder an abstract concept
a-hootin' and a-hollerin'

there's so many different irish 'characters' but there's only really really 2/3 regular posters in /brit/
he's a schizophrenic my friends

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Irish posters have more gimmicks and personality than soulless needle dicked sissy britbois

Obviously because they're mas away getting the big mick dick off seamus mcfenian

got a shit in me arse

>>68406578
great post pardner

>>68406603
pics

>>68406603
see>>68406608

Hatposting is the highest art

The Chase National Bank of Chicago reports that seven percent of its credit card holders will default at some time in their life. The Downtown Branch just mailed out 12 new cards today.


How many of these new cardholders would you expect to default? What is the standard deviation?

>>68406585
I'll admit I'm playing 10+ roles at once

It's tough work

I even cross the border and engineer the unionist posts

>>68406489
Empire of Dust. Basically Chinese contractors in Africa trying to build a major road and being shocked about how the terrible the native Africans are at everything

It was pretty good.

>>68406565

Good post

>>68406631
I'm onto you

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>>68406631

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlGWOBpZObg

>>68406489
addio africa

>>68406629
0.84 entire cardholders.

>>68406624
never post on /brit/ again until you have my permission

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Celts are the best scrappers in Europe and the world next to Africans and Latinos

>>68406658
woah you nearly had me then

>>68406565
>Barking
You sound a bit brain damaged yourself

>>68405604
the civilised midlands

>>68406629
1

going to make it my mission to fuck the young housing officer who was on that bbc scotland show about fife council last night.

first step: get employed by fife council
step 2: move to dunfermline

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0C4_88ub_M

Imagine studying in a top 10 uni

A man can dream

>>68406676
ok

>>68406708
*forwards this post to the young housing officer who was on that bbc scotland show about fife council*

>>68406709
How can I achieve this level of smugness?

>>68406743
fuuuuuuuu

doxed again

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> Imagine studying in a top 10 uni

> A man can dream

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>Why can't they be alpha alt righters like us lads?

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>>68406679
Poor people are more likely to be professional fighters than people who have a future. Really made me think.

do ideas exist in 3d space

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*plant a scarecrow down on the ground near the republic border*
*strap a walkie talkie to it*
*begins broadcasting*

BOXING IS FOR OAFS
THE IRISH ARE SHORT
MY UNCLE SURVIVED THE BOMBING

*group of short, ugly men appear over the crest of a nearby hill*
*they run up to the scarecrow, sniffing it, puffing out their chests and hollering*
AH YE KNACKERS

*alpha male of the group bumps chests with the scarecrow*
*they flip the switch and the cage 3m above rapidly slams down*
*the irishmen start yelling before turning on each other*
*they die of famine 2 days later*

well well well, what do we have here? caught us a great crop of paddies this time, look at that one, he's almost 6' tall!

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>reddit space after the arrow

>>68406733
studied at imperial, came out more autistic than when I went in

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Goon oot fer a bine n wen am back am gunny mash mah fooking pintle tae bits

>>68406281
asking this in a general full of virgin men anon really?

>>68406733
the one i'm studying at isn't even in the top 100

>>68406733
It's a lot of work tbqh

>>68406808
currently studying there

I'm pretty fucking autistic already

>>68406800
I like actionposting but this is too wordy

>>68406675
how

>>68406827

Shan't be wasting my precious grey matter on deciphering this gibberish.

>>68406800
Hahhahaha fair play this was good x

(Ireland's on average one inch taller then uk and boxing is the best sport in the world)

Imagine having a girl love you.

>>68406800
Shan't be so much as perusing this post through my peripheral vision

>>68406871
imagine a girl

>>68406852
0.07 (7%) * 12 = 0.84

Obviously for real life you can round it up to 1.

>>68406871
I have known this several times over the years

It really is better than any drug, and nothing can replicate it

>>68406863
Explains why you're all so jealous of my well defined high test jaw and brow

>>68406864
Give it a go

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What is scotland like,specifically St. Andrews college? I'm applying for an international scholarship and it is a choice.

>>68406902
>nothing can replicate it
Bullet to the brain la

>>68406557
might watch this

>>68406902
having a girl love is just nice

loving a girl is what's better than any drug

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>>68406845
Good lad, what you doing? Didn't think I'd see another /brit/poster, think reddit takes the top spot there. Although 4chan is banned over the wifi for posting nudes and doxxing, so there's at least 1 other guy

>>68406911
more?

>>68406925
then why do all the autists on /brit/ get so depressed about their 'oneitis' who doesn't know they exist?

>>68406863

they changed just about everything about his face

>>68406945
>wanting more of that
Mate...

>>68406916
Where's da

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0_1g5FVYAc&ab_channel=ChickenConnoisseur
Reviewbrah's wife's son got a channel going

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>>68406945

>>68406952
A FEW MILLIMETRES OF BONE BRO

NONE OF THESE SHALLOW WHORES WANT TO DATE A MAN THAT LOOKS LIKE A SHARK AND IT'S DISGRACEFUL

>>68406935
>Good lad, what you doing?
EEE

>Although 4chan is banned over the wifi for posting nudes and doxxing
no it's not. at least, not anymore as I've posted from there a couple of times.

what did you study? and did you get a grad job at a bank?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRtuPIquIeQ

banger

>>68406979
what is a group of slags called?

>>68406979
321

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Ah yes

Question Time lads?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcone

wish i'd studied PPE at warwick

why do girls have such fat soft arses

>>68406949
that's just pathetic childhood tier crushing from lads who haven't managed to mature

you can't properly love someone until you've been with them, it's just infatuation before that

alright night lads

I say night but I won't actually get to sleep for an hour or more haha xx

>>68407027
a squaaaad

>>68407027
Your mother's bedroom last night.

you think I read any of your posts in this thread? You think I read any of this thread? You think I read this post? No, I typed it with my eyes closed. So go ahead, make your little posts, I won't be reading them.

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>National action supports this

>>68406916
st andrews is pretty posh i think

one of the royals went there

Hate Christmas

Not a fan of the food
Don't want presents
Don't want to give presents
Don't want to see my rellies more than I have to

>>68407052

omg so true!

>>68406979
>white women
Knee bending ain't gonna give you an ass

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>>68407027

a flange

>>68407043
bizarro rasheed

>>68407043
thought this was haram, is he not muslim? he's a leftist muslim? hmm things dont add up

>>68406739
you have my permission to return

>>68407040
312 is the correct answer

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Comedy Central

I can't believe Austen Powers will be 20 years old in 2017.

how do such a tiny group like transfreaks have so much power? it's insane

might watch question time...

IN BED haha

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this isn't right

bet these women are easy to pick up on a night out as well

>tfw stalking ex's friends list to find one of her cute friend's profile and accidentally add someone who my only mutual with is my ex

fuck hope she doesn't find out

>>68406916
Full of upper middle class university students and chinks.

>>68407100
alri queen latifah

>>68407051
why do white women have bony ones?

>>68407180
it's over lad,let it go

>>68407179
only gays have a problem with this

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>>68406991
job searching now, posted earlier at the failed interview, did aeronautical. Looking for a job in engineering since banking is boring. Got an interview next week though, so everything's not too bad. Imperial name gets me in the room, autism gets me out. Someday I'll hold my spaghetti.

You know that main food corridor, there's that one big square that has the pie shop, noodle place and the deli? Was banned in there on the wifi, as well as the library when I went. Maybe the ban expired.

>>68407180
wtf are you trying to say

captcha: Jews

Orchestrating a beer and a poo

>>68407179
He was an attractive brochad looking yank fellow as a man

Why would he do that

got complimented on my teeth by a girl today

>>68406979
1 3 2

>>68407242
If you orchestrate a piss alongside that you might be able to refill your Spanish beer

when it comes to discovering new music, I tend to just throw a lot of shit at the wall and see what sticks

very little tends to stick these days

>>68407253
Never been complimented in my life by a non-relation, let alone a girl

>>68407253
Was it
>they're like stars, just as yellow and as far apart from each other?

Fat girl that likes me added me on facebook and all the lads know she likes me so when I accept it I'm gonna get loads of banterous comments from them and she'll probably take them seriously

Fuckkkk

>>68406979
girl on the left looks like my cousin

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Will Self is a good writer but a shitty person

Same with Irvine Welsh

Only Brits I respect are the scottish and northern hard men because they're like the irish

>>68407331
howl when people do this

>>68407331
are your mates 12?

>>68407223
it's definitely not banned in my dept. but it figures that there'd be another imperial engineer autist here. hate the place myself and can't wait to graduate.

why didnt you apply for grad jobs before graduating? pretty much everyone on my course is doing it

*nods knowingly after Will Self says something*
ahh yes I am an intellectual

what is the fucking meaning someone tell me that

despise will self, what a fucking smug cunt

>>68407350
Then why come to a general populated 70% by English people and 10% by yanks

There was a poll at some point

I had a buffting gf for 5 years and she would compliment me on my eyes and my teeth and my hair and would frequently comment that I had a long torso while we were in bed but she never outright said I was attractive or handsome or sexy or good looking

Hmm...

>>68407331
just tell them how you feel about me instead la
it's ok, they'll understand, even though i don't

>>68407253
I get complimented on my hands and nails a lot even though I graft for a living, how the fuck do I still have nice hands

>>68407361
Have done it myself so I should probably get some back

>>68407364
Nah it's actually pretty good banter
When someone adds a fit girl or whatever people comment "finally got the courage to add her then? nice one" etc.

>>68407385
To talk to the Scots, scousers and mancs

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>tfw too smart to be anything other than a radical centrist

>>68407364
THE LADS

FUCK OFF LEAF

>>68407408
Yeah alri

Anglophile in the closet more likely

fucking christ has louise mensch got about 50% fitter since she was last on QT?

what shall we do with a drunken sailor what shall we do with a drunken sailor what shall we do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?

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>>68407370
I did masters and was overworked, only had time to apply for a few. Cocked the interviews up on the ones I did get.

Cheer up though, life is better once you leave london

DOHDALD TRUMP IS A WAYCIST

>>68407399
>>68407331
Every time I accept a friend request from the fit birds the ladzz always comment "stuck in our kid" or something and Facebook doesn't allow you to reply to comments or like comments under a friendship popup yoke so I just sit and watch

>>68407438
shave his balls with a rusty razor

is farage on this QT?

>>68407442
VERY insightful post

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>>68407415
>>68407399
people do it here and its fucking cringe

literally the only guys that i see doing it on fb get negative clunge

>the labour panellist is a fat gaylord

you couldn't make it up

>>68407432
she was never bad

>>68407442
HE ALSO AINT MY PWESIDENT

shut up u fucking cunts

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>>68407473
wrong image

>>68407477

a fag defending muslims, state of these mongs

>having facebook
>having friends
Shouldn't you normies be getting ready for bed?

Big day at work tomorrow.

>>68407440
fair enough, I've done ok so far in the interviews but the final stages/assessment centres are coming up so there's plenty of opportunity to fuck up

>life is better once you leave london
shan't be doing that though even though I'm form the countryside

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>>68407364
shoo shoo lefty

why do pakis smell so bad?

Same with Indians but at least it's like curry

>>68407526
isn't it saturday tomorrow
*checks calendar*
ah nevermind

>>68405604
Neat I'm on this map

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/national-grid-sells-shares-china-qatar-investors-a7463256.html
ah yes

>>68407473
you have to go back

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>when a lefty chats utter bollocks

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alri

>>68407574
who's that, richard III?

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>>68407537
>lefty

ever browsing through the chon' when you stop and think "what am I doing with my life?"

having one of those moment rn

Any twats and/or cunts itt? Name's Josie and I'm about decking cunts

scone is a really ugly word either way it's pronounced

>>68407593
Wow so much that you ran and told us

Very deep and thoughtful

fucking hell the leaves are bad tonight

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>>68407593
I browse t'chon and listen to loud music so I don't have to think about my life haha

hmm...

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>>68407591

>>68407604
Josie mate, my name is feidhelm joyce mcdonagh and me and a couple of lads were driving about Limerick city centre yesterday looking for you

When I get a hold of you boy you're getting an awful hiding, I'll boot you back into your mothers womb ye guttersnipe , rat piling junkie bastard

the English are a slave race governed since Waterloo by the Rothschilds

>>68407572

>when your putting on a great show for your rusky controller

>>68407638
is this guy canadian? his beard is so funny lol

>>68407627
They'll all die at the end of autumn so don't worry

>>68407593
At least twice a day, but I tell myself I'm content with it.

>>68407658
>now

We should annex northern England

>>68407658
there has been for ages lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLqWjUWGYFA

fucking hell you lads are obsessed

i think there might be 2 canadian posters on right now and my single post triggered all of you fucking losers into an anti-canadian circlejerk

>>68407701
>>68407724
it was a joke

sorry I'll delete it

women are physically weaker than men

doing a chest pain

drinking a bottle of £5 wine and chainsmoking rollies

got offered a lighter by some cute asian girl earlier, could tell she wanted it but didnt take it any further, regret it now, might go for another cig outside nd see if shes there

thats the end of my blog for now, thanks for reading

>>68407743
well it's not me either

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>>68407743

>>68407432
has it just started or finished

>8 butthurt posts from one leaf shitpost

we're machines

stopped smoking but need to find a way to hang around the smoking areas to talk to women and not look awkward

take back up fags? is vaping acceptable? cheap cigars maybe?

>>68407809
fuck off, that wasn't a shitpost it was a plain bad post
two of them actually

>>68407791
nvm i got it

Long may she reign

>>68407828
You're a fucking queer mate just drop them you were never on fags in the first place you flaccid cunt

>>68407593
I had a girl for nearly 2 months and I stopped coming here until I got bored and broke up. regret it lol

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>>68407828

vape your way into a girl's knickers

>>68407849
le thin hair chin man

>>68407828
just go into the smoking area and start fighting people, this will surely win the respect of your fellow irishmen and make the ladies fawn for you

new

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>>68407879

>>68407896
haha wanker