/brit/

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cara

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emily innit

Quebec is the South of Canada; the region that nobody likes but you make them stay in the union anyway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ0KfHHjyrw
wew

>>68402367
>>68402367
>>68402367

>>68410239
lol what a fag you actually posted twice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XT7EVri0RDc

>white polish men race mixing with Black British women
ah yes

had a root canal today boys. absolutely terrible but on the plus side the dentist was a bit of a milf and had her tits jammed into the side of my head for like an hour

England needs independence 2bqh

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need an Aussie gf

well good evening

quebec > west of quebec

hello

Based part of Canada: BC, QC, Newfoundland, Nova Scotia, Acadia

Intermediate tier: Alberta, Saskatchewan, Manitoba

Shit tier: Ontario, Anglo New-Brunswick AKA Irvingland

>>68410292
Delet

Ontario and Prairies >> Newfoundland and Maritimes >>>>>> Quebec >> British Columbia >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Northern T*rritories

Terrible edition

this thread fucking sucks

>/brit/
>3 brit posts out of 17
ah yes

why do british people like treacle tarts so much?

also lived with a lad that like to eat sweetened condensed milk out the can.

proper runt.

>>68410599
we're all out at the moment

highdea #1:

do you think that like in the future different "cyber-states" will form. like SJW's will get so fed up of people like /pol/ posters and people who rile them up online that they will simply split off and make their own form of an internet just for themselves

then like other interest groups might be inspired to also split off and make their own internet countries and itll be pretty difficult but feasible to like contact and visit them and shit


maybe they'll even evolve their own unique cultures, languages, and memes

the future is going to be crazy

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alright lads, here's the plan.
>message tutor about dropping out tonight and then speak with her tomorrow
>see gf and break up with her
>blag to landlord to delay rent until I get my next loan in
>tell family I've dropped out (they probably won't care)
>look for pleb job so that I can continue paying rent for my room
>live life along those lines until I blow my brains out with a shotgun

anyone dropped out here? thoughts?

>>68410660
why?

>>68410489
Goodpost

savour the flavour

>tfw ugly stupid and poor

might do a 'cide haha

>>68410660
unless you really cant stand it i would heavily advise not dropping out.

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>had these shoes with maps of the world on them
>used to call myself "globetrotter" and tell everyone "I have the world at my feet"
>tried to hit on girls all the time
>was really creepy by mistake
>told them my feet had been in India all day and asked if they wanted to smell the curry for example
>worst part is that they were fucking women's shoes
>bought women's shoes on purpose
>my main pick up line was "it's a woman's world"
>thought it made me seem cute

Thank god I wear normal shoes now

>>68410689
foy
>>68410685
fol
>>68410680
fol
>>68410653
foy
>>68410612
fok
>>68410597
foy
>>68410532
foy
>>68410489
fol
>>68410437
foy

>>68410660
nice

are you trying to hit a reset button on life or something

>>68410740
all me

>>68410740
all me

>>68410181
She really looks like a man here lad, would retire this one

>>68410489
southern alberta should be based part (calgary, lethbridge, medicine hat, et cetera) and northern AB should be intermediate or shit tier as it is shit

>>68410680
not sure why

I had massive fight with my family a couple of years ago that resulted in estrangement for a few months and I couldn't bring myself to study or do anything.

Got back in touch with them but it's not the same and I still haven't been able to do anything productive since the big fight.

Going to break up with the gf because I don't want her to know how much of a pathetic low life I am.

>>68410720
>>68410749
I just can't study and haven't been able to for a while. I fluked my last set of exams with 50% avg. and I'm even less prepared for the final year one.

>>68410726
you kooky fuck

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>brexit means brexit

>>68410783
really (really) like it

Lads what's the best way to ABSOLUTELY NECK MYSELF?

Just went in to /asean/ for the first time and they're full on paedophiles, it makes the autism in here seem normal

>>68410833
autists in 3rd world countries are very special people

>>68410801
not a chance UK will be forever our bitch :D

Some guy just walked in and bought a broom set. Apparently that's the present for his wife

the missus will not be pleased

i think after all these years sans gf finally having a gf will make me appreciate it even more 2bh

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>>68410853

>>68410899

Look at this salty cunt

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>>68410899
>being proud of destroying european heritage and killing europeans

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Did anybody just watch this car crash This Week?

Andrew Neil accidentally laughed at the Bataclan victims, then described it as a terrible event, but Pete Doherty thought he meant his band playing at the Bataclan and said 'didn't think it was that bad'

What a fucking car crash

>>68410930
Only good kraut is a dead kraut 2bh

>>68410915
>>68410930
snap

>>68410930
hey, they started it

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>>68410899

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when will we have another stalingrad level battle goddamn modern world is so boring with its comfiness

>>68410958

you were so salty you had to post images from dresden to shut down some retarded german

>>68410930
The German creates and the Brit pillages. It's the eternal cycle.

>>68411005
explain rotterdam

>>68410999
i am not that anon you FUCKING thick leaf

went to my dads room to charge my phone cuz my phone charger isnt working and hes in there watching something really loud on his phone and didnt even notice me going in there i hope he didnt see me out of his peripheral vision as i was walking out and get startled and think i was some sort of a demon or something

>>68410981
any true new world war would end up with the world being nuked

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>>68411005
you got too big for your boots

but i must say no one saw this coming in 1939

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>The German creates and the Brit pillages. It's the eternal cycle

More like /shit/

>>68411020
The American bombing caused the most damage.

was skyping this bent yank and showing him my cock and hairy balls and shit when his son walked in.

I asked him what happened and he said he didn't get what his son thought of the matter since he's a bender too.

>>68411030

you may have not noticed but we are all anonymous so it's a bit hard to tell.

>>68410787
dont do it man just talk to her she could help you through this

game I like is moving development to russia lads
think that's the end of it for good, nothing good will come of having russian devs

bit sad

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>>68411117
iktf

>>68411086
didn't even recognise the reference?

man, i am quite used to shitty new world posters, but i will not tolerate the newfag ones. not at all.

the jake glyclickmanhall movie "demolition" is really good...

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alri lads ive been making my tea the way you told me and its breddygood now aha

>v

Fuck off

>>68411175
piping hot cup of lipton black I hope

>>68411139
this just proves you're an autist

>>68411104
mate as much as she'd like to, there's nothing she can do

she deserves better anyway 2bh

>>68411197
sorry i'll go ahead and buy fifa 17 x

>>68411175
how did you make it?

>>68411191
actually thats exactly what it is

you little mind reader! aha

>>68411224
good man, full english experience

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>>68411175
>tfw having a cuppa Twinings peppermint

>>68410876
think it will probably just make me overly invest in it and be super crushed when it doesnt work out

>>68411216
you lezzers do like your sport

>>68411222
i put the milk in and ((sugar)) then dipped the teabag in and out for a bit

>>68411269
wrong

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>drinking anything but black tea with a splash of milk and one sugar

>>68411287
thats what i was told to do, shant be taking responsibility for this.

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1481165935698.webm

really hate travelling lads

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>black tea

is everyone on a vpn or something?

where are the brits?

just got off the so-called "ten hour shift"

aaaaaaaaah yes, wagecuckery

>>68411306
that's not what i told you to do you melon

>>68411333
fairly certain it is what you told me to do.

only Little Englanders put milk and sugar in their tea

>>68411309
me everytime i'm not driving myself

>>68411329
>so-called

So it was more? Less?

>>68411302
but how is that black tea if it has milk and sugar

calling you and your picture out on this my friend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJDGcxAf9D8

sugababes 2bh

>>68411349
right that's it im battering you

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>>68411366

>>68411372
alri mate aha
*walks away from you*

>>68411357
tiny little bit less (like 5-10 minutes less)

>>68411366
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Jvrjd8DI-c

>>68411389
*lassoes your fat head and drags you back to me*

>>68411364
tea made using black tea leaves
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_tea

just because you add milk doesn't stop it having been made using black tea leaves lad

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>>68411426
*teleports behind you*
nothing personnel kid

>>68411447
but it's spelt "personal"

>>68411431
bad for your lungs and made from the lowest quality part of the plant

>>68411446
Feel like this is a false flag.

smoking a black tea rollie

made with my rolling machine of course

>>68411459
yeah? and if the root of a banana plant is the highest quality bit are you suddenly going to stop eating bananas you paddy fuck

>tfw shit beard but look like an actual nonce without it

>>68411482
more of a joke than a false flag i wager

>>68411487
made no sense if im honest

>>68411487
that makes no sense

>>68411489
Post beard

I really think about this every day. Every time I see a walking male, every time I think about a motorway, every time somebody mentions Dublin, every time somebody asks about the weather, every time I walk my dog, every time somebody mentions the want to be a hockey coach, every time somebody says they're tired, every time somebody mentions New York, every time somebody mentions boards.ie.

Holy shit. It's a part of me now. This scene is walking towards me, and taking over my brain must have been what the rest of it's day did. Of course, Bravo Kevin you're a real human being and 190cm master race. I don't know what to do anymore. I wake up in the middle of the night and immediately yell COLD OUT! I just can't help it. Every dream I can remember for the past good 2 hours has had to do with this fucking picture. Even if it's just the faintest sound of his footsteps. Oh my God. Please save me. Somebody. Hate it. My life is giving out.

>>68411487
that makes no sense

>>68411487
nonsense post lad

>>68411527
not a single word

work hired a lot of people for the christmas season and shoved me in an office with these black girls on my team and a month in the black girls have warmed up to me and keep lightly flirting with me


wish girls i were actually attracted to would like me

>>68411412
>that thicc natalie cassidy at the end

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There can only be one.

*decapitates everyone in this thread*

>>68411431
thought it meant like black coffee cause i drink coffee without milk or sugar

i'm bitter enough that it tastes alright desu

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>the united states of america

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>united kingdom

>>68411487
bit of an emperor's new clothes situation here
in that it doesn't make any fucking sense

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will anything ever top this?

>>68410660
I'll swap my degree for your gf

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>>68411590
probably not in our lifetimes la

>>68411590
sex

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>>68411590
no

>>68411590
me in the cap with a dutch pint

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>>68411590
dont think so

>>68411590
i think itll be even funnier if trump actually makes america great again

im hoping he'll be the US's best president in modern history

Would you rather have a soft Brexit or a hard one?

>>68411487
>root of a banana plant is the highest quality
citation needed

>>68411729
would like it the same as my steak la, well done

anyone elses mum watches tv shows and falls asleep on the couch

>>68411729
the general rule for me is enter hard, exit soft

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>the general rule for me is enter hard, exit soft

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>>68411616
she's too good for both of us lad
anyway, here's the dropout email lads. is it alright?
>---------------------------------------------------------------

Dear [tutor],

I am writing regarding the December 2016 exams, and my progress at [uni] thus far.

Unfortunately, I have not been able to gather together the will necessary to prepare appropriately for these exams. This was also the case in my recent repeat of the second year exams and was reflected in the extremely poor marks I achieved as a result. Indeed, I have struggled in this regard since the second year and the issues I experienced then.

I cannot see this changing anytime in the near future and I can see that I will not be able to be ready for any of these December exams. It is rather dispiriting and I have no desire to prolong this issue unnecessarily when it is clearly heading nowhere. Therefore I think it would be the best option to withdraw.

In case you wish to speak about this in person please let me know when an appropriate time is.

Many Thanks,
[me].

>>68411750
thats really romantic

>>68411729
radical centrist brexit

>>68411746
>liking steak well done
You might as well be Argentine

Peas are a shit-tier food tbqh

my cat is the cutest person in the world

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>my cat

>>68411859
shit taste in food detected

babestation

alri lads ive been gone about an hour, any new gimmicks pop up yet?

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>All Scots are descended from Irish settlers
>Brian Boru's was Imperator Scotorum
>The Scottish king sent scottish regiments to Brian in 1014 as tribute and fealty
>Ireland was the only place to be called Scotia by the Romans meaning Nova Scotia is really New Ireland
>During the middle-ages Ireland was known as Scotia majority and Scotland Scotia minor in other words little Ireland.
>All modern day Scots people are essentially descended from Gaelic (Irish) people

True facts, so when will Scotland be returned to its rightful owners?

>>68411859
If you eat them raw straight off the plant they are top-tier

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Family in Sydney is having Christmas early this year guys it's such a fun day already!

>>68411920
sharnt be reading this

>save picture from wikipedia
>try to post to 4chan
>malicious file detected
>computer is fucked

4chan is a pretty good antivirus it seems

>>68411787
Say you haven't got the results you want to, aren't seeing any progress and have reevaluated whether studying is the right course of action for you. If you say you're disheartened and don't have the will to study they'll probably try to get you in some support system. Maybe that could be good, but if you definitely want to leave I'd make it sound a bit more confident that you're making the smart decision than regretful.

bruhs


i just got a great idea for a movie


itll be a modern day version of cheech & chong but instead of it starring mexican americans itll be two young black guys

dont care

>>68411820
thanks

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>>68412054

>>68412003
saw cillian murphy in tower records a few months ago

>>68412087
who?

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>>68412003

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You have 10 seconds to give me your best tips on how to get a gf before I smash this button

want a chicken burger after watching that video of the black kid in london reviewing a fried chicken joint

>>68412137
make one

>think about a post to make
>idea *ding!*
>quickly go to 4chan
>/int/
>/brit/
>open post reply to thread
>............
>idea forgotten
>all those (You)s
>lost
>memory is so fucking shit it can't keep an idea in mind for longer than a minute

dislike this heavily

>>68412116
for some reason this made me laugh out loud

>>68412137
B.E urself

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>>68412087
on dawson street?

>>68412137
curl your fingers onto an 'O' shape and insert your willy through the middle

hench and peng

it's like a different language

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>>68412224

>>68412145

>>68412249
janny will be displeased with you

wagwan lads me hench burger is peng

who should I wank to before my eternal slumber?

>>68412322
this post

>>68410174
Ojalá.

hello lads i am here

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>>68412116

>>68412333
fair

>>68412322
kimber james

>>68412345
hi sweetie x

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>>68412322

>>68412367
fuck off bent cunt

>>68412345
hiya

>>68412189
ye

>>68412384
alri calm down mate

Slap the bottom of your jaw

is it mostly squishy or bony?

dis is the deadest general ay senpai

>>68412322
eternal slumber? last wanks should always go to your own mum

>>68412410
bony
>>68412416
only turboneets are posting now, normdoms and wagecucks will be waking up in a few hours.

>>68412402
hes sending 4 u senpai

Who were the top 5 Most Dangerous Britons Ever?

I still don't understand women desu.

I went on a date with a cute french girl, wore my nice jacket made her laugh, kissed her afterwards by passionately tilting her chin up and pulling her into my embrace.

Now she won't text me

I bought some LSD so me and the ol' brain are going to go over it again step by step and figure it out.

Next time i'll get a gf. I almost had it this time.

>>68412519
dont know any

>>68412519
1.Cromwell

>>68412440

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0_1g5FVYAc

watch the video so you get my references

>>68412547
Cromwell was a hero

>>68412555
>nearly 4 minute long video
yeah watching it right now aha

*closes the tab*

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>>68412519
me and my 4 previous incarnations

>>68412570
yeah but he was deadly to any scotsman that dared to try and suppress the english republic 2bqh

trumps doing a speech and theres a legitimate autistic neckbeard behind him cheering him on in plain view of the tv

hes oddly endearing, i think hes going to have 15 minutes of fame after tonight 2bh

>>68412519
Harold Shipman
Fred West
Jack the Ripper
Raol Moat
Tim Byrne

>>68412610
link?

>>68412616
Byrne was a hero too 2bh
Think he was on to someting with Vinay and the DPD, pretty sure they're just fronts for something bigger

Visiting England soon. Which part of the country will I find the sluttiest women?

really need a wee. save my place will ya lads

>>68412672
newcastle

>>68412672
the north

>>68412672
wales

decided to get my own piping hot cup of lipton black lads
refreshing

Victoria Beckham SHOCKS Viewers With Giveaways - She's Giving Her Product of 2016 Away To EVERYONE in the UK for the Next 24 Hours...

>>68412718
finished mine a bit ago, might do another aha

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O-oh no she accepted my superlike

I don't even know what to say

>>68412741
>18
>choker
ah yes, ((they're)) really pushing this

why do normies keep assuming ive had sex before, please do not talk to me about sex irl

>>68412741
say hi silly

>>68412741
those hand veins

>>68412672
manchester according to a video from some russians a couple years ago

tfw i'll never be able to find it again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIwwLP7s6V0
an important message for this general to remember I think

>>68412765
Don't you love that warm feeling when you push your unwrapped dick into a nice wet cunt?

Or when you get so into it that you almost start thrusting on impulse?

tfw no veiny hand gf

anything worth watching on netflix? dont know why i pay for this shit. only ever add garbage it seems.

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Wake up you sleepy head
Put on some clothes, get out of bed
Put another log on the fire for me
I've made some breakfast and coffee
Look out my window and what do I see
A crack in the sky
and a hand reaching down to me
All the nightmares came today
And it looks as though they're
here to stay

>>68412814
don't you yanks get 10x more content

why are there so many non brits in this general? or are these proxies?

>>68412834
the "content" is 99% straight to TV indie film 1 star review garbage that nobody will ever watch.

were here because were here

>>68412842
trying to leech off of the /brit/ banter 2bh

hope you guys are enjoying my thread

>>68412741
tell her if she's good you won't spit on her during sex

>>68412814
3% looked pretty interesting but you'd have to read subtitles

>>68412878
i'll give it a look thanks la

>>68412842

we're taking your jobs and your bennies m8

>>68412872
That seems a bit forward

suppose i better go to bed

According to Tinie Tempah - it waz kangz and shiet that built the British Empire, but we're deliberately lying about it to keep the mandem down!

>>68412927
musicians are not authorities on history

>>68412943
racist

my dogs fallen asleep on me in such a qt position :33

>>68412923

say your nightly prayers first lad

>>68412965
post pic

>>68412923
That's right slut

>>68412943
You can't say that, fella. To challenge the lies, misinformation and untruths of ethnic minorities makes you a racist, and quite possibly a child sex offender.

>>68412927
frequently mistake mandem for mad men

>>68412965
calling the RSPCA

was apartheid the bad guy?

http://8ch.pl/inth
lads why are other chans so shit
i mean what the fuck is this?

>>68412982
i am an ethnic minority

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not sure about america's new first lady desu

>>68413014
who is this semen demon

>>68413014
On tonight's episode of "My First Lady Can't Be This Cute!!"

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the runt ranch

>>68413008
Get out boyo

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*SWEATS HEAVILY*

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>ask where the sluttiest women in england are
>every answer is different

So I'll be fine wherever I go?

Anyone watching BBC 2? FFS what the fuck are we doing?

hands are dry as fuck

>>68413052
those fucking traps are unreal

bet she could heem you

>>68413052
send it you RUNT

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>>68412975

I've come to the conclusion that London isn't as bad as people say it is.

Is there an upper limit to how many times you can fall in love in a single lifetime?

I absolutely HATE canadians

>>68413105
thanks for your input, foreigner

>>68413003
imagine being enough of a runt to spam that 4chan ripoff

does anyone here sniff their farts

be honest

>>68413138
bit xenophobic there

>Rolling Stones frontman Sir Mick Jagger has become a father for the eighth time at the age of 73 — two years after the birth of his great-grandchild.
fuck sake 73yo still getting more than me

>>68413105
I suppose if you're an ethnic minority actually in London, that is true.

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>>68413083
thats a v cute doggo

>>68413151
Yes

>>68413061
just head to a wetherspoons and be generous on the drinks lad

>>68413162
ah yes this child will truly get to know his father

>>68413162
You are literally less desirable to fertile women than an elderly man

>>68413186

I don't want to rape anyone.

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I am ready to die

Maybe if I"m lucky she"ll share it on Facebook alongside my profile to shame me

>>68413165

based on the video of the lad reviewing a chicken joint in tottenham it looks like a nice, orderly place.

here it was brit anons were saying it's unbearable, but it looks rather quaint

did a realise that i have not been banned since kpop fucked off
what happened

>>68413238
girls in wetherspoons'll let you finger their mam if you give them a coupla pints and a fag

world's your oyster

>>68412803
didnt know that 2nd one existed

business idea: cuck wedding set up and management. get some big black niggers off craigslist to feel up the wife in the wedding and have the little white boy play with his little dick while watching

>>68410660
I'm dropping out, but I'm gonna kill myself a bit earlier before I get a job

>>68413259
good post

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>>68413259
fucking MADMAN

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the gf

Why are the english so depressed? i would love to live where you live. your women are lovely too.

>>68413362
lack of sunshine

>>68413362
stop getting all your info about the uk from 4chan

>>68413362
>i'd love to live in a cramped prefab shitbox of a house
?????

>>68413362
the scots are more depressed 2bqh

>>68413362
literally only with the gf so my parents don't disown me

keep her at arms length too

do NOT want to talk about X factor and discussing how great the latest avengers movie was

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what a qt lads

i hope she's okay :(

>>68413362
The girls here are midgets

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>>68413416
nonce

>>68413415
>literally only with the gf so my parents don't disown me

WHAT?!

>>68413416
shan't be looking for her until maddie is found

that is my ultimatum

>>68413259
>when he messages with the virgin message

it's going to be a bit cold out tomorrow (-4C)
going to go out to the lecture hall in shorts and a t-shirt like a madman and hope someone talks to me about it so I can make some friends hahahaha

>shan't

Why does this make me laugh everytime

>>68413477

you can use freedom units. we all know -4c is like 30f

>>68413362
not sure 2bh

might have something to do with our attitude which tends to be a bit humorously cynical

maybe it's the lack of sun a well

>>68413506
>he knows fahrenheit
ah yes, the so-called sovereign state of Canada

new
>>68413532
>>68413532
>>68413532

hoof

>>68411714
If Trump does a good job and significantly improves the US, it will be the ultimate kick em while theyre down.

The salt wil be neverending