/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

>inb4 thread deleted

>tfw no trap gf

Is this pleasing to you, bearer of the pouch of heat?
Is your quota satisfied?

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THIS IS A DESIGNATED THINKING THREAD

>>68375739
What exactly happened? I saw the mexican posting a pic of a tit only covered by a hand but it 404'd before I could open it.

I DEMAND answers and that pic to be posted again.

English should be made the official language of the United States

What are these threads are suposed to be about?
also
>Mexico: Lemons
wut

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Goodnight /cum/, have a nice dream

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>>68375782

>>68375773
Baja is slutting it up again for attention

>>68375754
I feel really bad for the Chelsea Clinton.

She never had real parents.

Her mom runs a pedophile ring

Her dad is a braindead druggie that fucks sluts all day

Shes ugly

Probably never had any real privacy

>>68375777
but anon, that would be racist

>>68375794
he should post it somewhere it's allowed so we all can see.

>>68375775
I'm not convinced by most pizzagate stuff, but I 100% believe that john podesta is a child rapist

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>>68375778
>>68375794

Please post that lewd pic again Mexican anon, I couldn't even save it.

>>68375773
We were "rocking out" a bit too hard ;^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmzpFRZmdfU

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>>68375794
I'm sorry.

why didn't anyone tell me about musical scales before

it's like the songs write themselves

>>68375807
I hate this meme. Ben Franklin wanted to keep Germans out because they didn't speak English

We should keep out Mexicans and force everyone to learn English

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>>68375818
Was it you posting your chest without the name?

>>68375838
MY NAP

>Cuban "Doctors"

let me guess, you earn your doctorate with your high school diploma

>>68375809
Did you see the art he has in his house? I mean I'm not convinced totally either, there's not a lot of hard evidence, but he has a fucking statue of a Jeffrey Dahmer victim hanging from his ceiling?

And most of the paintings in his house were made by an artists that eludes to pedophilia in his paintings.

i'm happy XDD

>>68375838
Sorry to disappoint you, but it wasn't me.

https://youtu.be/_w0TOJspijA

I pretty much never drink but I had a pint of cider (6.5abv) and can feel it. Am I a light weight? Websites say I should blow a .03 is it weird a I can feel it?

Tasted good but might continue to avoid alcohol.

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>>68375872

do you post in threads other than /cum/?

do you post in threads other than region generals?

do you make your own threads?

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>>68375872
Teach us.

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>>68375875

>>68375875
y-you can always p-post your chest to make up for it...

>>68375897
only /cum/

>>68375897
sometimes

yes

no

>>68375897
Just about anything.

Of coursh.

Made a shitty thread about Norway for some (You)'s.

>>68375897
yes

>>68375893
Yea you're a pussy

I just had like 5-6 shots of " " " bourbon " " " and I'm only slightly tipsy

You fuckers always do the raunchy shit when I fuck off
FUCK YOU ALL
>>68375897
Yes, but I dont want to talk about it due to fear of reprisal.

>>68375897
Yes
Yes
Yes

ban guns

>>68375897
>do you post in threads other than /cum/?
Yes.

>do you post in threads other than region generals?
Sometimes.

>do you make your own threads?
No.

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>>68375897
Yeah

Only occasionally

I made this thread

Okay, it I checked the archive and it wasnt even graphic or nudity or lewd, why was the thread 404d!?

>>68375752
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsB3TTGcHUk

more thinking required for this thread

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>ban guns

the semester is finally going to end, I think I'll only fail 1 lab, life's good

>>68375973
Failing anything isn't good. You should strive for As, anon

>>68375930
But could you tell that you drank that much from how it effects you? Idk I've been "drunk" may be 6 or 7 times and I'm 23 but never to the point of tripping, puking, forgetting, etc.

>>68375940
how did you become.the queen of /cum/?

>>68375991
fuck off, school is hard

>>68375992
what the fug how? Did you avoid drinking? Or just don't hang around people who dink?

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>>68375973
>tfw got all B's

>>68375992
There are plateaus to sobriety for every drug.

I can tell when I'm in the "this drink is starting to affect my perception of things" stage to the "black out" stage.

Being blacked out, puking or forgetting things is a symptom of alcohol poisoning.

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>>68375999
>queen of /cum/
Say what?

If so, who's the king then?

school isn't hard for me

I just don't fucking care. And thats what makes me scared.

>>68376061
me nigga

>>68376061
don't think there are any other namegags here

you reign alone and unapposed

l

>>68376023
I watched my alcoholic uncle die of cirrhosis well losing his mind and damaging my family. Kind of avoided alcohol despite my family's approach to it. I frustrated my parents by refusing it at parties/events.
My grandparents won a beer pong tournament at my highschool graduation party.

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bit cold lads

>>68376061
LMM

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>>68376061
*ahem*

I wish school was easy for me but I don't get how to study. I can't rmeber shit

>>68376090
thank you for putting it in Celsius

and yes that is cold. its only -3 here

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>>68376100
I just wish I wasn't so lazy or procrastinate so much.

>>68376090
irish weather

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So what exactly made the last thread get deleted?

>>68376048
Ok, makes sense. I guess I'm just paranoid. The concepts if something changing your mind's behavior bothers me but I have no fear of caffeine which does that as well.

>>68376100
for anything STEM its just practice until you see patterns and know how to react to them.

For liberal arts its as easy as copy the most popular idea for your class.

>>68376085
Oh well my family was similar in a lot of ways. Including the GPs being at high school parties kek. But my grandfather was an old school blue collar Canadian who drank with me at a young age and played hockey without a helmet.

So how different are Canada and the US? I've never been to Canada but i've had a few buddies that have been to different provinces, some say it's the same and some have said it's actually pretty different in a way

>>68376100
If in a lecture, write down the notes even if the professor has them on a slideshow online

When you write stuff you're forced to think about it as you go and are more likely to recall the information

>>68376156
janny is a fat chick

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>>68376185
Cultural iceberg mayne, similar at the top which is the most visible part of culture. But there are more differences as you go down.

>>68376100
study with friends, that helps me

>>68376134
How often do you go outside/expose yourself to sunlight from windows?

I find it easier to do work when I am. Try doing work in the library by a window or something

>>68376200
janny is actually my mom's husband

>>68376200
>you will never have a fat janny gf who does nothing but sleep, watch anime torrents, and eat hotpockets all day
>she will never orgasm deny you by pouring molten hotpocket cheese on your cock when you're about to explode

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>>68376200
I ask because:

>>68374998

>>68375229

>>68360720

were apparently acceptable but ours wasn't?

Chicanos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tI0o4WwpXTY

>>68376226
I'm practically a hermit, but I do find myself more involved and driven when around others.
And it helps to get different perspectives and approaches to studies and activities.

I'll give it a go.

>>68376247
sabe

>>68376247
chica

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Do americans cook their spam or eat it as is?

>>68376245
no white butts allowed

>>68376271
I never check it desu

>>68376185
>>68376185
I have family in the US and I will say we are different. Socially, politically, historically and culturally yes we are different. Sometimes not as subtle but we are. Not in a bad way because I'd move to the US in a heartbeat for certain reasons and want to stay here for others.

>>68376271
They actually compress it until it is very flat, then send it out around the world through electronic mail.

See the picture >>68375722

>>68376271
I don't think I've ever seen anyone use spam for more than bomb shelter stocks.

>>68376245
Janny is an assman or woman
>>68376271
you fry it

how many years of no sex until your hymen reforms?

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>>68376299
>you fry it
B-but I've been eating it as is all my life

>>68376180
My family was blue collar as well but my Dad's side grandfather pushed all his kids into white collar professions.

Also drinking while young didn't work for me because I don't like most beer so I mostly ended up getting offered wines/wine coolers, mixed drinks, etc and those don't show up as often.

>>68376185
Uh... like Northern Americans, but less American liberal minded and more socialist minded.
As in the collective is more valuable than the individual. Less driven by personal motivation.

>>68376100
Same here, think I might have some form of """ADD""" or some shit. I should get a jew doctor to give me adderal, on stimulants I can focus well, could read for days.

>>68376328
How can you eat the slimy puck without pan frying it. that is fucking gross.

>>68376328
but spam is haram

>>68376347
With tomatoes, pita bread and cucumbers

>>68376328s
is this scythe from Gundam?

>>68376368
Sounds alright to me in a pinch.

>>68376277
I don't know, I'd say social differences are similar with in the country as across the border. I think New England and the Maritimes are more a like socially than New England and and the PNW.

>>68376368
meh. We eat sausage and bacon for breakfast. Canadian bacon is better though

>>68376100
I'm just a lazy piece of shit

>>68376398
me too. I get Bs from little studying if I would have tried, I would have a A in everything.

>>68376393
Nah crispy stripes or nothing.

>>68376398
>>68376409
man you guys are lucky. us dumb folk are lazy and have to work hard

don't waste your opportunity

tfw even cia doesn't come around anymore

>>68376432
Oh, they do more than ever, just not for /sp/ CP spam or /b/, but for /pol/.

>>68376432
CIA?

>>68376432
he has a new german proxy, hes here a lot of the time

>>68376440
Oh fuck me, I just realized whom you meant.
That's inexcusable, considering I've been going to /cum/ since its birth.

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>>68376432
shut and fuck off cia

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>>68376100
M8. You have to learn to write and read notes. No it's not easy but paying attention to your course material is important. I was trash in HS but much better in college. Pick out the emphasized important pieces and what you think is necessary and study accordingly.

/cum/ is the thinking man's general

>>68376440
you are new

>>68376447
thats not him

i am 100% certain thats an actual german

>>68376424
I'm sort of like that, I just remember stuff really well no studying needed. As in many classe. Doesn't help for some things, the worst grade I got was in ethics and my parents still give me crap over that.

>>68376469
Really, unless your profe goes off notes on test, you can go asleep and read the book.

>>68376384
I guess it depends on region, My family there is Southern and I'd never experienced that culture before (or so many black people) so it's different.

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>>68376376
It's from RWBY

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>ban guns

>>68376503
Das one fat puddy.

>>68376488
Well southern is pretty much the most distinctive region in the US. Linguisticly, religiously, socially. I know some people that want to retire out west because they can't deal with the differences.

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>>68376498
wow thats really gay

I remember this being the ultimate edgy-boy gundam there was

>>68376503
If that were a nugget instead of a mauser it'd be a good photo to hang in a russian household

>>68375806
Her dad is dead

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>yfw dressing for success is an actual fucking thing that can literally give you an edge in the work force

It took me a long fucking time to realize it.

>>68376539
>Well southern is pretty much the most distinctive region in the US. Linguisticly, religiously, socially.

Is that because the rest is just settled by Northerners and Californians relocating?

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>>68376535
He's not fat; he's fluffy.

>>68376556
If it were a nugget it wouldn't be as punny.

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>>68376576

>tfw so is getting into a frat
>tfw didn't bother

>>68376576
No shit. If anyone didn't realize this, start doing it.

When did you learn Santa isn't real?

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>>68376624
>Binky is an OG

>>68376632
never believed in him

>>68376632
I never believed in Santa

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>>68376632
In 2nd grade, there was this Guatemalan/Honduran spic kid in my class named Jose. He told me "dere es no santa es juss ju parents mayne"

This really made me think as a kid, so I asked my parents. They assured me he was real but their grins and smirks made me realize it was all a lie.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5BIZeFS7tA

>>68375778
we're actually number 2 on that

india is the top lemon producer

>>68376624
these old ones are great

What about the leaders? What about those guiding beacons of light. The professors!

Ask yourself this question: How many people become cops because they wanna help people. How people become cops because...they're short, and also it's a cushy government job and you can make a hundred thousand a year if you bust your ass on overtime.

How many people become cops, or corrections officers, or doodidoodoos, because they see an ad: we need 18-24 year olds to become cops. How many people become cops because they see an ad.

I saw an ad. I'm going to change my life today, I'm going to be a cop.

>>68376586
May be? I know most people move West in the literal sense, people moving to the Upper Midwest and PNW were New Englanders but immigration changed those regions after the original settlers showed up. California and a lot of the West opened up during the civil war and Utah was settled by Mormons from the North as well.

>>68376271
Both.

>>68376432
Good fucking riddance.

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/cum/ has been really dead today, what's everyone up to?

Studying or writing finals? Christmas shopping? Election r*dditors finally drifting back to r*ddit?

Mexico is my home and I miss it. Iguala is beautiful.

>>68376632
But i am real

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i feel bad because i complained with my mom about my dad not buying''fun'' stuff to eat other than just food.
and when i come back home i see a bunch of chocolate crackers and juice.

Like i feel like a little spoiled brat who just wants candy.

i'm in this circle of complaining about smething snd the feeling bad because something fixes that.

What the fuck do i have to change in me!!
why do i feel like im still doing things wrong!!?im so frustrated!

>>68376752
Becoming a Police Officer is actually a highly competitive job in Canada. Requiring higher education and a solid background of work, volunteer experience and references.

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>>68376698
Rei a shit
t. Someone with actual taste

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>>68376830
>tfw still haven't christmas shopped

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>>68376837
>responding to pasta

>>68376845
agreed. rei is for people who want to fuck their moms

>>68376871
But I don't like her.

>>68376632
I just pretty much came to realize it.
No watershed moment.

>>68376871
REI is an adventure store

>>68376889
REI is for camping equipment
rei is for mom fucking

>>68376889
One galaxy-wandering sci-fantasy with loads of qt's, please.

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Why is this guy so fucking bad?

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>>68376891

Do people in your area say things like "This needs fixed" or things like that? I've heard people from out of state say things like that and it just sounds wrong. Similarly things like "What all did you get?".

>>68376932
Saw him on charlie rose and was actually impressed.
It was like he was a different person.
Maybe he's just unfunny.

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>>68376951

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>reifags are motherfuckers

>>68376932
He's not funny.

>>68376962
>no counter-examples

I ordered a bunch of skirts and panties from Amazon.

Is crossdressing frowned upon in your state or province?

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>>68376990

>>68377008
>DC

lol no

>>68376932
There is already a line of show hosts who have been around for decades. They are well established names/personalities. This guy has seemingly just come out of the blue and are we expected to watch and listen to him like he's one of the dudes who have been around for decades?
Nah. That is why he seems bad. I mean, that and he kind of just sucks from what I've seen. Even if he was an established name.
Gotta start small. He isn't enough of a personality like le current year man to just come into the limelight of television.

>>68377002
I don't know if I'm interpreting what they said correctly but I'd assume "This thing needs to be fixed" and "What did you get at the market?". Just feels like they dropped/added words.

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>>68377013

>>68377008
gas yourself

>>68377050
Nah

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>>68377008
Depends on how cute you look.

Post your sissy thighs.

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>>68377046

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@68377008

>>68377087
Damn, you really are reddit fags.

what is endgames endgame?

>>68376830
>Christmas shopping?
Maybe next week desu.

>>68377080
I haven't shaved yet.

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>/int/ memed me into hating tans

I hate going to the beach now and seeing all the white girls laying in the sun.

>big bro has a tight nit group of friends that have been around since middleschool for him

>they bullied me constantly and spread terrible rumors about me when I went to highschool

>all of them are my friends on facebook so I get to see them share nostalgic memories of their friendships

fuck this gay earth

>>68377138
>>>/r9k/

Faggot

>>68377121
It's terrible for your skin.
Surely you've seen older women who tanned.
They look like old catcher's mitts.

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>>68377121
>exposing marble white skin to cancerous sun for no other reason than vanity

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>>68377095

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>tfw got banned from all boards for 3 days for posting the funny banana 11 times in the same shitty /pol/ thread
>tfw evading ban because /cum/ is life
I will be going back to my regular IP now, don't even try Mr. Janny.

>>68377138
wtf is wrong with you? If you can't deal with "problems" like that you should just end it now

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>>68377120
Might want to get to that

>>68377164
>tfw trying to get banned for 3 days because I'm addicted and can't
>tfw posting porn on blue boards and reporting myself doesn't even work

>>68377164
tfw dont even know how to ban evade

also does anyone else have an obession of eating theyre own cum while youre masturbating but it goes away the second you cum? Ive cum into my hand so many times telling myself I was going to eat it right after I cum but I never do. Just a second ago i came into my mouth but ended up spitting it in the sink and didnt swallow any of it.

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>>68377155
>tfw no tall pale skinned gf

hello my fellow neets

>>68377155
disgusting

>>68377155
this

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>>68377204
I miss the NEET life

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>>68377203

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>>68377095
>Bernouts and Hillshills are still this mad

>>68377174
its upsetting to be reminded of old times and having no friends like that

im sad and drunk, pls

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>>68377229
Damn

One of my former teachers was caught writing trap porn in class

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>next Tuesday will have a high of 1, a low of -13

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OC4f3bKLXDg

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I found out how to tor and I can't stop myself

>>68377302
Explain tor to me as a law abiding citizen of the real world

>>68377297
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fe_HtA5zw9U

>>68377302
Did you resize your browser?

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>>68377200

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>>68377224

>>68377321
It's where you go to find....uh...
It's got a lot of...uh...
You can post classified...uh...
IT PROTECTS MUH FREEDOMS ~!

>>68377321
The internet you are using right now uses a network of "offical" "servers" (which are called DNS servers which are offically the backbone of the "internet")

Tor does relatively the same thing, just utilizing the current internet backbone but utilizing anonymous 3rd party middle men to conceal your identity.

Literally download the Tor browser bundle and find legitmate .onion links

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>love pale girls and pale white people in general
>know that making tans seem unattractive would be almost impossible in today's culture
>know the only way this would be even slightly possible is to meme black people into loving paleness because they have the most influence on pop culture

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>>68377200
>it's always an American

Really fires the ol' neurons.

>>68377395
>always an American
>said the leaf

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Have you ever been depressed for christmas, or it's just a meme?

>>68377471
I know I will when my family is all older and I'm the only one without a spouse and kids.

>>68377471
I'm severely depressed RIGHT now and I WANT MY MONEY

>>68377390
Tans are pretty well out in general.

>>68377471
It's not entirely a meme but it is more to do with Winter weather than Christmas itself, it's called Seasonal Affective Disorder.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seasonal_affective_disorder

>>68377471
When I was little my dog died on the 23rd and I felt like that

Red Sox

White Sox

Blue Sox

why all of them Socks? why not tshirt, less dirty.

btw am jap visit NYC, What good place to look?

>>68377471
no, its really the only time im not depressed

>>68377471
I have been. Was mostly due to growing up and christmas seeming to totally lose it's magic.

Then I grew up.
Also drugs and alcohol help bring the magic back.

Been watching the same youtube video over and over because the guy's voice is so boring that I can't focus on what he's saying. If this describes you, please never talk.

>tfw only managed to fire my slam bang shotty three times before the firing pin bent too much and stopped working
>didn't even get to shoot anything interesting cause it was dark outside and I couldn't see very far

>>68377539
Tshirts literally had not been invented.

I assume you're in manhattan?

>>68377573
>If this describes you, please never talk.

Will do.

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>>68377493
That's really sad to hear.

>>68377500
I hope you get your shekels soon.

>>68377510
This is exactly what I'm looking for. Thank you.

>>68377533
I'm so sorry, anon.

>>68377559
>drugs and alcohol help bring the magic back.
Still a good reason to give it a meaning desu.

>>68377539
Paw sox, sky sox

Not sure what you mean? Baseball players wear socks and the teams were named for the color of their distinctive color socks.

>>68377632
Seeing all my friends go out and having fun while leaving behind makes sad and fucking furious. Other than that at least I'm around family

>>68377632
>the preponderance of women with SAD suggests that the response may also somehow regulate reproduction.

SAD is more common with women than men, but it is uncommon in tropical/sub-tropical countries like Mexico.

>>68377632
Oh yea, I mean, I love christmas again independent of drugs and alcohol but they are icing on the cake.

I wish I could crush things in my hands and not worry about the consequences

>>68377685
????

>>68377685
Buy a big bag of peanuts then.

>>68377674
>uncommon in tropical/sub-tropical countries
are you ok bud? they just don't have dreary winters

>>68377694
>>68377706
I want to crush a cellphone in my hand and not worry about 500 dollars though, or crush a glass and not worry about surgery

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Any of you buds tried this? It's a bit of autistic fun

>>68377673
>expecting to be brought along and specifically invited to everything
>not just asking "what's happening" or making plans with them
>sad and fucking furious

Yea, you sound like a real fuckin delight.

>>68377738
linku?

brazzers is the reddit of porn companies thoughts?

>>68377738
I thought it was bad because the descriptors don't seem to match well with what you do.

>>68377765
I still have no idea what "reddit of" even means. Liked by normies? Steals content from others?

>>68377711
Pretty sure he connected those dots on his own.

>>68377765
correct

>>68377759
>>68377768
http://filteries.com/dist/politics.html
You you can be an ultra progressive but at the same time have laws for executing people based on race

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>>68377765
egsplen dis furder

>>68377782
you never know with a leaf

>>68377765
then what is the 4chan?

>>68377758
>Asking them constantly if they want to hang out or do something. Always telling me they are to busy or can't. Look at Snapchat two seconds later and they're getting shit faced
Yeah I'm the bad one

>>68377796
>You you can be an ultra progressive but at the same time have laws for executing people based on race

Of course you can. Majority of our progressives would love to execute white people.

>>68377813
blacked

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>>68377673
I think you shouldn't care that much about what are your friends are doing with their social lifes, especially on these holiday seasons; Trust me, obsession might be dangerous.

>>68377674
>But it is uncommon in tropical/sub-tropical countries like Mexico.
Hey, this actually make sense.

>>68377680
I see. Take care of yourself.

>>68377765
they're the /tv/ of porn companies

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>>68377674
>tfw using a happy light

>>68377738
>centrist
>no voting rights, only tax is imports, public healthcare

Definitely a beta

>>68377713
Every winter a thick layer of meltwater ice would collect on my back patio/basketball court. Once it started to warm up I'd take a sledgehammer to it and fling the chunks across the yard for my dogs to chase after...pure catharsis.

drank half a bottle of my 20 dollar whiskey

k

when does drinking become cheaper than smoking?

>>68377813
efukt

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>>68377765
>http://www.dorkly.com/post/77459/oh-god-the-memes

If you don't want them having your shekels
>http://archive.is/WnZF5

What does this make you think Mexico?

>>68377849
>implying there is anything wrong with any of these
Mass is beta the state, even here at Boston College which is supposed to be the most normie. Place should be nuked

>>68377828
Well it's based on light

See >>68377844

wew

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>>68377844
>tfw actual depression cured my seasonal depression

>SAD

>smoking weed

>stopped working out

no wonder I'm extremely depressed and considering ending it all

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r8

why is this thread full of sad people

>>68377899
>this is beta 3.0
>classified you as centrist

Why are people from shit states terrible at parsing straightforward posts?

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>>68377894
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3jR_9oW3Lk

wew

>>68377950
You're running a massive deficit, state would go under in a matter of years

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>>68377915
Also take vitamin D supplements when I don't have time for the light since it's sorta the same thing
>>68377938
feelsbadmang
>>68377955
winter is here

>>68377894
I thought that guy did gay porn...

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>work in less than an hour

I don't like paying for uni

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>>68377955
>asking this on 4chinz

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>>68377980
>/cum/ really is gay

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>>68377957
Stop wanking it to anime and come up here and fight me tough guy

>>68377955
Because I have no friends

>>68377995
well yeah but usually /cum/ just has maybe one guy at a time talking about how he wants to die

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>>68378022
I'll be your friend

>>68378033
Thank you

>>68378022
What're the Ozarks like? Anything special enough to visit?

>>68378018
>18
nah there are plenty of normal people
the fags just never shut up about faggotry

>>68377868
When you move onto $8 handles of booze.

Not even talking about pro move costco, even rite aid has em.

>tfw about to type a post but delete it all

>>68378022
>no friends
how? I have the opposite problem. people keep wanting to hang out and I don't really like people.
We'll all be your friends

>>68378027
This general has just 3 settings: horny, depressed, and nearly dead.

>>68378067
>tfw I've never done this and post every stupid thought I have on here

>>68377989
It's super american to actually work through college.
Take pride.

>>68378082
every once in awhile it gets nice and cozy

>>68378082
we have happy posting, but life is gay atm

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>>68378067
I usually type a block of text but then just delete it instead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ag2mnawVuhA

>>68378104
why is the computer sliding to him before he pushes it off the table?

CTR LEAVE

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>>68376940

Janny must be fast asleep right now.

>>68378062
They're nice. I go camping and hiking In the Ozarks every few months. Mount Magazine is pretty cool but I can't really think of any special places that you should visit unless you like hiking and shit

>>68378079
Because whenever I try to approach someone I get really fucking nervous and I just end up not talking to them at all

honestly whats the point for me.

I'm so divided from the rest of society that I can't relate to anyone anymore.

No one will bear my child.

I will have no effect on the course of humanity.

I don't have the drive to make a sustainable living for myself.

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>>68378132
It isn't though...

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the crimean tatars are comin for ya, lads
https://youtu.be/CwgaGW95Ovg

>>68378183
build a cabin

>>68377950
>>68377738
I feel like this thing understates people's extremism. Surely I should be closer to a corner?

>>68377828
You too, baja.

t. big brother northern california

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>>68378183
There is an another option, an American option...

:^)

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>>68378211

>>68378215
>refugees

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>>68378137
he's fapping to the fat girl in that pic

explain the Montreal Massacre to me

>>68378155
>I get really fucking nervous and I just end up not talking to them at all
I do this too. I only really talk to people unless I really know them well. I don't know how but people just keep trying to hang out with me