/brit/

I've got more skills than average

>force myself to go out with normies
>crowds and loud noises
>brain seems to literally shut down and I can't think of anything to say
>go home embarrassed and full of self-loathing after having just sat silently all night

It goes like this every single time. Do I have literal autism? Is there any way to fix this?

tfw no gf

let me preface this by saying i have mild autism but i want a gf. lads a lot of things happened today.
1) this morning the chubby (but cute) receptionist i've always liked but never talk to really came up to me and looked on my clipboard for something i was looking up for her and her boobie was pressing into my arm. it was really big and soft and it stayed in contact with my arm for like a minute and then she did it again later

2) a young asian girl who looked really pretty in an unconventional way kept making eye contact with me when she was swimming and getting out of the water. she was wearing braces but she drove herself there so she's at least 16. plus she had tits. we held eye contact a lot longer than normally acceptable and she looked happy but she left without coming up and talking to me. she wasn't "hot" but she looked like she'd be the main love interest in a movie about samurai in feudal japan. she was there with her mom

3) i met our new trainee lifeguard today and i bullied her into rubbing sunscreen on my back and made her laugh. she wasn't really cute but she's hotter than either of the whales i've banged

4) i made a very beautiful girl i've worked with for 2 years who's very quiet laugh some today and she seemed happy talking to me. i think i remember she had a boyfriend at one point in time but i dont know if she still does. she's leaving the country next week and i tried to ask her on a date after work today but everyone was walking out at the same time and i was too embarrassed. plus she could have a boyfriend. but i found her number on our staff list online and i'm tempted to call her but idk if that's a really bad idea or not bc i'm autistic like i said previously

also the mean pregnant highschool girl texted me today about something trivial and replied "ok" within seconds after i told her i put her number in my phone after asking who it was who texted me

please dont just reply "shit post" i need help from normies

>>68366188
WHAT THE FUCK I POSTED THIS LIKE TWO WEEKS AGO

WHAT ARE YOU PLAYING AT, YANK??

(lol imagine being so sad you go to the archives and reuse posts).

>>68366234
Just be yourself.

the eu was a force for good in the UK

now you'll all feel the wrath of enmity with the worlds largest economy

completely FUCKED for uni housing next year

probs going to have to live with some utter dregs who also couldnt find private housing

>>68366234

jby

good night lads x

>>68366281
it's only december

>Homes outside London are the worst affected by what the Royal Institute of British Architects (RIBA) attacked as “rabbit hutch” homes after it measured a sample of new homes on 100 developments.

Where is that paki who last week claimed that London was responsible for skewing the data regarding the average size of the UK home?

>>68366234
You just don't like them and don't have anything in common with them

I'm quiet around most people, yet a loud confident prick among my mates

>>68366234
Just get fucking drunk you mong

>Your age
>your income (including NEET feed)

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1481149421552.webm

>>68366257
shant

>>68366307
London has large/average homes

All the flats are normal sized too, just extremely expensive

>>68366325
22
16k

>>68366312
I do, it doesn't help at all

>>68366290
it's funny because the so called successful one isn't even an MP

>trump effect
FOYs it's the brexit effect

>>68366325
>23
>2kpa from investments, 3.5k maintenance loan, mummy gives me about 2k

>>68366281
Lel

I thought this but then some lad decided to move to Australia. In the end it probably didn't work out that well because I ended up trapped with a bunch of people who although I liked, really had nothing in common with and it basically drove me mental until I almost killed myself experimenting with drugs

I questioned a Red Cross bloke in MK once about where the money goes, ended up having a political discussion with him for quite a while, he was basically saying how the UK is overpopulated and immigration is a problem lel, wasn't expecting that from a red cross person.

>>68366307
Houses in London are smaller than houses outside London this is a fact you stupid nigger

>>68366325
22
32k

>>68366188
When I was 10 my Dad was 26.

>>68366223

No you mong I declined the offer and that was the end of the conversation

>>68366325
22
58k, plus juicy expenses

>>68366257

font

>>68366342
holy shit lads
i'm literally leaving
bye all

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1481149421552.webm

>>68366383
7.5k pa isn't good money m8. get a job ?

>>68366251
white people are liplets and manlets at the same time lol

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jews did this

>>68366424
what do you work as?

>>68366325
22
30k

Jelly of the lad above

>>68366294
everyone's already doing house viewings and got their plans sorted though. prats who live in my flat have decided to go together, without even consulting me. i haven't even been antisocial, i do like them but i guess im too much for them :)))))

NEED a Swabian gf

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>tfw to smart to earn over 20k

>there are people in this thread right now who would literally lick a girls arsehole

pathetic

>>68366435
oh shit yeah you're right, i earn about 4k every summer from working

+ im a student obviously (maintenance loan)

Can the lad who gets upset about the civil service fast stream please reply to this post.

I want to understand why y0ou get so upset.

>>68366096
foundation year lad
is there big competition for these? is it sort of like a safety net then

>>68366251
only oldfags will get this!!!!!!!!!!

work meal/night out on saturday
not sure if i can do it lads

>tfw i work in a quiet office and spend all day reading books in a word document so everyone thinks I'm working.

>>68366413
hahaha hella yeah my dude that's how a sick fuking psychopath would do it! welcome to the club bro!!

*slams puppy against wall and covers hand in blood*

time to teach u the psychopath handshake

>>68366475
haha that's me

I wash dishes for a living

>45 posts in

>not a single devvo reference

for shame /brit/

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>>68366325
23

18300

just finished uni though and on a paid internship atm while living at home for a year so still more money than ive ever had in my life

gonna try stash most of it away for next year

I've had my arsehole tongued before. Feels great but I'd never do it to anyone else.

>>68366531
have a can of kestrel then i kick the jannys head in

licking girls bumholes is kinda nice imo

Niggers tongue my anus

>>68366325
22
About £10000.

Trump is an obese man in his 70s

How the fuck do us yanks expect him to run a country for potentially nearly a decade without randomly dying?

Mind you, Clinton is about to be in her 70s and she was actually collapsing because of her illnesses. And Bernie always looks like he's on the verge of death

fucking hell why do us yanks want geriatrics to lead them

You lads ever get the urge to just lay into someone. And I mean just REALLY fucking lay into someone and hurt them just to get rid of all that aggression.

A lot of the time I just get so worked up and I just want to kick the fuck out of someone, anyone one just to feel good.

>>68366522
Wish I could do this.

I work at a computer farm so people can see what I'm doing.

>>68366325
21
16k

>>68366505
not really sure, i seemed to get in easy enough, and the rest of my classmates did too. youd easily be able to get into a worse uni thats for sure. funnily enough i got the idea from my mum who did a degree as a mature student, and she had no qualifications whatsoever, literally just applied and got accepted, but that was at a worse uni, and maybe thats because she was old.

on a 32k salary, can't afford rent and bills

>>68366475
Literally me. Work full time still barely on 10k a year.

>>68366523
i like dogs though, im not trying to be le two sides of me or anything, i dont think theres anything wrong with me

im sure she was just being facetious anyway

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the gf and I

>>68366559
had a tranny prostitute do it to me

then she bumdered me

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>>68366522
>tfw work in a packed office surrounded my middle aged women constantly nattering away with the worlds shittest banter

>>68366625
mental that this ugly fucker can get a gf and i cant haha

>>68366598
gerontocracy is the mark of a dying empire lad, happened to us and the commies, happening to you now

unironically messaging my English teacher from school (she was 25 and training when i was in year 11) and being quite flirty with her. She's replying with x's. fucking mad

>>68366625
Burn that shirt lad

>>68366325
56
14k

>>68366626
Married bloke did it to me when I was 18

>>68366666
that's his co star tbf

>>68366666
just gotta be urself

Jealous of talented people desu

>>68366689
Know this is a joke but if you think about it there is probably some poor sod living this life

>>68366325
14
£56k

>>68366729
Yeah, it is my Granddad.

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gf just sent me this

might keep this gimmick up every once in a while

>>68366682
looks like he has little nazi symbols on it

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>>68366729
>when you see old blokes working in supermarkets stacking shelves or on the tills

STUPID

DUMB

NORMIE

SCUM

WHEN

I WAS AT SCHOOL

>>68366745
>56 year old grandad

Know this is a joke but if you think about it there is probably some poor sod living this life

>>68366763
is your gimmick pretending to have gimmicks but never posting it and only posting meta gimmick posts?
because that's my gimmick

>>68366679
hmm

>>68366789
they used to treat me like a fool

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>my desk at work is positioned in such a way so that anyone who comes into our office can see exactly what im doing on my computer
>also conveniently positioned so that my back is directly to the door of my boss' office
>try slack off reading articles, leddit etc but constantly have to minimise my tab every 30 seconds

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>>68366786
/brit/ is a normie general

FILTHY

FUCKING

TWATS

>>68366791
I'm close in reality.

I'm 22.

My parents are 38.

My Grandparents are 57,59 and 62 and 63.

My gimmick is pretending that I have a VERY under the radar gimmick that only a few people recognise

>>68366798
hmm no mines a bit more autistic. driving one lad crazy already

>>68366782
Most of those are just old retirees who got bored

Ah yes, the gimmick-ownership gimmick...

>>68366782
>Used to work with a guy in Home Bargains who used to always tell me about how he was going to the pub to play darts after his shift
>Used to brag to me that he'd win 20 quid sometimes
>Used to sleep on the floor of any house he could get because he lost his council home

I honestly don't know how they get up each day.

there has to be some sort of downside to these foundation years, sounds too good to be true

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2t2AoZW5CQ

new sophie aspin send back for millie b lads uploaded 17 mins ago

madness the beef is on

Why is it that all the pioneers of leftism were German?

Why the fuck does that part of the globe produce such destructive people?

>>68366679
>year 11)
what is this in scots?

>>68366782
It's called retirement lad

>>68366844
invented it

>>68366843
>>68366870
Is it really? I always get so depressed seeing these

>>68366840
Wew

My parents were older than that when I was born

>>68366782
i used to stack shelves at a supermarket when i was at school

one of my co-workers had been doing the job for 16 years

this one, low paid job that i got as a student so i could have money to go out

he'd been doing that same boring mundane shite for 16 years

>>68366863
S5

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Just found this new meme on Reddit

pirating industry would collapse if all of YIFYs torrents were taken down

YIFY has pretty poor quality but for the filesize its alright 2bh

Everything else is gigantic and has 2-3 seeders maximum. YIFY also has a massive range/variety

>>68366830
this

except you're weird as fuck and need to leave, potato boy

>>68366840
underclass runt

>>68366850
fucks sake she ruined the nailia instrumental
millie b was actually better than that

>>68366894
A lot of old folks probably prefer it to sleeping all day, don't feel sorry for them

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r8 the gf

>every job opening nowadays has about 50 applicants

ah yes, life.

>>68365791
>>68365890
I second this notion

(repeating this post because I would very much like to see it)

>>68366850
Do these people not realise how utterly depressing they and their lives are?

They make me wanna off myself just watching these fucking things.

What a life

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>>68366922
>tfw no gf to make another generation of underclass runts with

>>68366937
Brexit Britain

>>68366849
well im telling you mate i graduated earlier this year and currently have a comfy graduate level paid internship so it worked fine for me

i guess the downside is you spend 4 years at uni instead of 3, including the tuition fees

>>68366840
That's like an emperor's new clothes situation where you wouldn't think they were your parents cause they're so close in age to you but you were told that they are

>>68366937
Go through a recruitment firm lad. The people working there are insufferable but at the end of the day it works

Fancy girls in dungarees.

CHOONS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Juf6Q6lJIvw

>>68366970
just try the other end of grimsby arcade you sadcase

>>68366895
do you have downs syndrome

My uncle is in his 50s and works as a cleaner for just above minimum wage. He lives on his own in some ugly flat in a tower block. Drives the same Mondeo he's had for ten years.

>>68366980
if you don't mind me asking, what degree was it?

STEM is a bit vague la

>>68367001
I'm from Hull not Grimsby.

Genuinly wish I'd fucked my a levels so I could have done a foundation year, seems incredibly comfy and like turbo first year

post christmas choons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TDPRZ8zD64

>>68367007
No, that is a meme.

>>68367044
>>68366849
>>68366980
what are the requirements for these foundation years? can you do them if you have 2 a-levels

>>68367044
>Wanting to be known as one of the thickos who had to do a foundation year

Lad...

How many of your real life friends browse /brit/?
I've got about 5 people I know, we have /brit/ parties where we drink tea and shit up the threads with our Canadian proxies

>>68367044
tried to do one after fucking up my AS levels but my dad pushed me to work because he didn't want to support me & my brother financially at the same time for a few years and i got into a rustlers

alri yoon wot u up toon

>>68367015
know some foreign guy who is working for shit money as a concierge but drives a suv, pays private rent and can send 100s to his kid in germany. literally how

>>68367108
dodgy business lad

>>68367108
Probably selling drugs.

t. knower

>foreign countries using OUR gimmicks
Not a fan
Feel like my arse is being kissed
Can't respect someone that doesn't respect themselves
Verdict: Filter posters with non-British flags that use classic /brit/ gimmicks.

just set up a date with some proper plastic korean bird

hope my girlfriend doesnt find out

>>68367108
sells drugs

>>68367099
everyone in /brit/ is someone from my uni block . we use it like whats app

I'm so fucking pumped right now! I just want to beat the shit out of soem cunt and then fuck some slag.
IUFFFFFFFFFFSHJROL;'JSEKGSEKK

>>68367108
Probably dealing drugs but needs a job to not get shipped home by the purpleshirts

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>red white and blue brexit

what did she mean by this lads?

>>68367108
contrary to the other replies, could be drugs, could be a whole host of other things

>>68367018
biology

>>68367044
yeah was even more comfy than than 1st year, then after you do it you get ACTUAL 1st year, so you get 2 years of being a first year basically

>>68367094
said in the last thread, depends on uni really. shitty unis you can pretty much get in with nothing if youre lucky and pretend you care and all that. i got into mine with just half of a BTEC in a completely unrelated subject.

>>68367044
May be comfy but if I see someone flunked their A-Levels, I take them out of the running 90% of the time.

!thread_status

made a song lads

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1480001562440.webm

>>68367180
Norway

>>68367169
Tbh three of my irl friends do post on here

>>68367094
Fuck knows, only person I know who did one got like CCD and went to a rustlers for a course with AAB requirements

>>68367169
oi lad, what time is gaz and deano heading over?

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want to do the merchant navy 2bh

just singing out for free in god's own country

>>68367200
I only take people who didn't go to uni tbf, students are too arrogant

Malaysia pays its students over £1000 a month to come here

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who tankie here?

>>68367180
officially embracing our status as the 51st state of america

ah canny do ma history degree na maw, es to hard

>>68367278
>man met

Reminder British universities only exist because of the financial backing from Chinese students

>brothers GF has openly admitted to wanting me
>got all excited other week because we were in my car alone and I spoke to her

Now, is it me or is this a shit thing to do?

If I was my brother and my GF admitted to thinking my brother was more attractive than me and wanting to shag me I would be so fucking mad.

>>68367240
same but im 23 and dont want to be around a load of 16 year olds

wish i just did that when i left school, would have made my grandad proud since he was in it

completely buggered it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2X2PH8U_iM

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done my christmas list lads hehehehe

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>>68367278

>>68367296
Don't do anything. Bros before hoes.

>>68367296
have a bit of honour you absolute fucking paki

>>68367317
>le harambe XD
stopped.

>>68367297
>16 year olds
judging by graduation pictures I think more like 17-23

apparently its completely fucked and you have to wait half a year to get a job when you're qualified hahaha oh dear

>>68367345
do harambe memes at work to fit in lol

anyone had to sign something for an employer that says you're not a journalist who will blow the lid on their business practices? makes me feel powerful even though they hold all the cards by being able to fire and sue the shit out of me if I step out of line.

Might do a cheeky

>>68367317
>birds and ariana

bit greedy

>>68367345
Hola reddito

>>68367245
Depends. The positions I'm involved in are fairly high intensity, I'm not wasting my time going through morons who can't manage uni in the hopes of finding one gem. Fortunately, always have a surplus of candidates so I don't think we've ever had to start looking at those without a masters, let alone a degree.

I'm a graduate who works in a McDonalds. AMA.

>>68367384
which ex poly did you go to

>>68367296
>betraying your family

fucking idiot

>>68367296
have some loyalty you absolute rat

>>68367389
LSE

>>68367099
Don't think so mate

Only seen one other kiwi on /brit/

He usually tells me to kill myself haha

Watching this youtube rewind shite, no idea who most of these people are.

just found out im gay lads

>>68367356
yeah doesnt it take 3 years to pass?

id basically be 27 and earning pleb tier money, no can do.

business idea: abolish tuition fees for brits and just charge the chinks even more

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>mandatory work retreat this weekend

>>68367409
What degree?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-38233520

londoners on lockdown

>>68367441
Should charge the jocks more 2bh

>>68366789
being African was a diss

>>68367414
fuck off, go lose in the cricket hahahaha even when australia bowl overarm u lose lol NERDS

just found out im straight lads

>>68367421
how did you find out haha

>>68367460
economic science

>>68367460
Mathematics, ignore the other guy, not me.

studied sports science at hull

currently working at footlocker

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>>68367441
Probably wouldn't work

>>68367337
>>68367338
I would never fuck her. She isn't attractive to me.

I just think its a really fucking shit thing for her to do. If I was with a girl that I cared about I wouldn't make it clear that I find someone more attractive

>>68367390
I could easily fuck her but I definitely won't because I don't find her attractive and out of respect for my bro.

>>68367402
Got to admit, I don't find her attractive but if I did I would definitely fuck her If I did.

How much of a cunt am I lol

>>68367433
yeah mate watch when you're 35 with no job you'll be kicking yourself for not joining now. competition is getting harder though

>>68367476
>cricket
bit boring lad

>>68367482
GP diagnosed me

>>68367516
request denied

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2017 will be /pakigf2017/

>>68367508
All tax should be 50%

>>68367508
Ah yes, neo-liberal pseudo-science

How should I set myself out to succeed with /gf2017/?

>>68367505
Why did you choose McD?
What did you get?
How long in with shit jobs?
Plans?

>>68367531
wasn't asking you :^) :^) :^)

Business idea: start charging the europeans properly instead of letting them use our nice loans, charge chinks more then drop fees for British students to something reasonable around 1-2k a year

>>68367512
a cunt is someone who cuts you off in traffic and then gives you the finger

it would deadset just make you an absolute horrendous person and if people ever found out, most would be shocked at what a shameless and desperate runt you are

>>68367578
Only place that offered me a job.

2:1

So far, 3 months.

No idea.

>>68367586
fuck off reddit flags

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtNT_8NeuKM

TIC TAC BETTER GET BACK IN HIS BOX

>>68367591
Brits pay almost nothing for university
Scots pay literally nothing

got called a raging faggot in greggs

>>68367548
wew

how do i make her my gf?

>>68367526
boring cause u lost hahaha vintage poo peeland

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>"""""Biological British males""""""

https://youtu.be/-Zoq0Eaq9m4

>>68367337
>>68367338
>>68367390
>>68367402

honest anglo men

>>68367575
Go to a busy pub within the next couple of weeks, you're bound to pick up a lonely girl on her office christmas party

>>68367548
good lad

>>68367614
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJd2bHwVnLE

have to sit within earshot of some arrogant grad that complains about literally everything and thinks he's got the solution to everything

does my nut in

>Land Securities, which owns the site, plans to replace the six illuminated advertising boards with one ultra-high definition curved screen.

northerners on suicidewatch

>love girl
>likes me too
>work with her
>she has a BF
>pretty pissed right now
>thinking about telling her how I feel
>don't want to do it over text
> want to tell her in person
>thinking about texting her
>gonna see her again on Monday
>'''there is something I need to tell you''

Should I?

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>>68367655
absolutely disgusting white children have to grow up like this

genuinely breaks my heart

sick sick people that engineered this

Got called a bigot in Debenhams lads

>>68367614
what the fuck

Got called an infidel at the mosque lads

Had to stand behind 3 women in a queue at the shops today, each one decided to spend an extra 30 seconds making chit chat and another 30 seconds fumbling with their purse.

Fuming, why can't they just slap the moeny down and go like blokes.

>>68367632
If 9000 is almost nothing then to you it won't make s difference lowering it to 2000

>>68367711
no

>>68367607
Have you even started looking yet?

Even if its for jobs you're not sure about getting, its worth blasting off you're CV to as many as possible, in areas that vary too.

Don't mention that you work in McD, just pass the last few months off as a period of travel or something.

Even if those jobs turn out to be hellish for you, you want to keep moving.

Where are you living currently?

was racist in hampsons and got a standing ovation

>>68367676
I'm going with my work on Sunday desu.

Explain to me like an american what the fuck A-levels are

>>68367711
>dating a girl that cheats on her bf for you
>ever

what goes around eventually comes around runt

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fucked it lads

>>68367742
>£9000

You mean paying £1 a day once in decent employment

Was sectarian in east Belfast just there now

>>68367711
no

>>68366439
and shitskins are subhuman trash

>>68367686
punch her in the tits

non-oxbridge degrees are a waste of time

I am a much nicer, more energetic, and more sociable person after a glass and a half of wine lads.

>>68367759
they're sort of like O levels

>>68367711
>she has a BF
Unless you're better looking than him and have better prospects she's not going to leave him for you, that's the hard truth

>>68367749
With my parents in the north of England.

>Have you even started looking yet?
Yes. I applied for thousands of jobs. Not a joke, I had to go on universal credit for a while and spend 35 hours a week on job applications.

got called a spaz in rymans

>>68367745
Why?

Serious question. I'm tired of hiding my feeling from her.

>>68367793
Why?

>>68367655
me on the right

Plymouth is actually an alright place

got called an anti-semite in subway earlier

>>68367774
>tfw this is how my m8 got his gf
>he's completely obsessed with her
>tfw a few of us have low key expressed our fears she pulls the same shit and what might happen

>>68367809
Ah yes, that north of England feel.

There's literally fuck all here, bar Manchester, where you either have to be a recruitment agent or work at the fucking Co-op otherwise you're fucked.

>>68367759
The school qualifications you need to get into university

>>68367759

so bro its like in football when youre at the bottom of the ninth and your only hope for the championship is a hail mary and your quarter back is MVP but the opponent isn't playing the field but he spikes the ball and its TOOOUUUCCHHHDOOOOWWWWNNN

>>68367759
secondary school = high school

year 7 - year 9 is just muck about and have fun
year 10-11 do GCSEs (prepare you for A-Levels and decide which A-levels you want to do, you sort of start to decide your life here)
year 12-13 (16-17 y/o) do A-Levels, these 3 courses are what you apply to uni with and will decide which university courses you can and can't do

>>68367809
Good man.

What replies? interviews? What jobs were you looking at, or were you keeping a broad scope?

>>68367820
because she has a bf lad

it's bad form

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>>68367655
Disgusting. Poor kid would probably get expelled or charged with a hate crime for defending himself.

>>68367655
How is that even disrespectful? Maybe he's a Muslim, what does she know?

in 50 years the UK will be africa tier thanks to tories and brexit.

>>68367844
You're more likely to be called a muslim hater in subway, a lot of them are run by them

•Women, especially during ovulation, are sexually aroused by masculinity.
•Androgynous or effeminate males do not sexually arouse most women, especially after the "honeymoon" period of relationships end.
•Almost all men, even those that supposedly accept the idea that women are strong and capable, have a drive to protect women.
•When a dangerous situation develops, both men and women look for strong masculine figures for protection and leadership.
•Suppressing and vilifying masculinity has a tendency to produce emotionally-manipulative "Nice Guys."
•Suppressing and vilifying masculinity discourages females from engaging in masculine activities or displaying masculine personality traits.
•Relationships without a strong masculine presence (from males or females) tend to end prematurely because the passion dies out and cannot be rekindled.

>>68367896
Shall be moving away to escape this.

got called pensionless in bhs

>>68367896
>He didn't get a back up Irish passport.

Lmao

>>68367711
dont know what telling a girl how you feel is supposed to do

do you just expect her to say "omg me too" and get with you? doesnt seem like a likely outcome but what do i know

>>68367820
if it's a shit idea sober and a good idea drunk, it's a shit idea. as the other lad has said, girls who will leave their boyfriend because they get what is essentially a better offer will probably pull the exact same shit on you when the relationship goes from being new and exciting to the regular 3 year relationship.

>>68367869
I applied for anything which did not require something like being able to drive or some sort of license etc. I am not picky.

I had lots of interviews, some with some tech firms in Manchester etc, but I never got past interview. Think I must scream autist or something.

>>68367711
do you value her friendship? if so, don't tell her, it'll just ruin things

she won't break up for him, that only happens when the guy she's cheating with is random and not really known for a substantial amount of time

*cramps your style*

>>68367873
>>68367875
>>68367716
Funny thing is the crusaders used to say "Allahu akbar" too. It's not solely a Muslim thing, perhaps nowadays it is.

>>68367926
>He has Irish ancestors so can get one
Fenians out

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>>68367926
>he would consider living in Europe

>>68367896
'no'

I never hire students because they just ooze arrogance and feel as though they're superior to everyone else.

Wipes the smile off their faces when I employ a more experienced person who actually knows how the world works instead of an arrogant and entitled student with a degree but no clue LOL.

>>68367896
the UK becoming africa tier within our lifetimes was predetermined before brexit was even a thing

youre delusional if you think otherwise

what i think you mean is thanks to the jews

>>68367873
>dyed blonde hair
>riddled with acne

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Red pill me on Alex Jones

>>68367778
teenager-tier conversation

>tfw in 2013, 2014 and early 2015, Ted Cruz was /pol/'s conservative rock star. They loved him for calling out cucksevatives and regularly standing up to Obama, causing government shutdowns. "Cruz Missile" was actually used as a phrase of inspiration, not a term of mockery

The archives of memory lane sure are bizarre, lads

put some acne cream on my forehead and its burning my fucking skin off

literally sizzling

I have two uncles and an auntie who are younger than me. Anyone else have anything similar?

which is worse... rap or rape?

>>68367985
not true. routine influx of migrants and bending over backwards to the banks and foreign business/governments was saving us.

>>68368020
That's how you know it works.

>Excerpt CHAPTER I. THE SPREAD OF THE ENGLISH-SPEAKING PEOPLES. During the past three centuries the spread of the English-speaking peoples over the world's waste spaces has been not only the most striking feature in the world's history, but also the event of all others most far-reaching in its effects and its importance. The tongue which Bacon feared to use in his writings, lest they should remain forever unknown to all but the inhabitants of a relatively unimportant insular kingdom, is now the speech of two continents. The Common Law which Coke jealously upheld in the southern half of a single European island, is now the law of the land throughout the vast regions of Australasia, and of America north of the Rio Grande. The names of the plays that Shakespeare wrote are household words in the mouths of mighty nations, whose wide domains were to him more unreal than the realm of Prester John. Over half the descendants of their fellow countrymen of that day now dwell in lands which, when these three Englishmen were born, held not a single white inhabitant; the race which, when they were in their prime, was hemmed in between the North and the Irish seas, to-day holds sway over worlds, whose endless coasts are washed by the waves of the three great oceans. There have been many other races that at one time or another had their great periods of race expansion—as distinguished from mere conquest,—but there has never been another whose expansion has been either so broad or so rapid

What he mean by this?

Europe has not yet learned how to be multicultural. And I think we are going to be part of the throes of that transformation, which must take place. Europe is not going to be the monolithic societies [sic] that they once were in the last century. Jews are going to be at the center of that. It’s a huge transformation for Europe to make. They are now going into a multicultural mode, and Jews will be resented because of our leading role. But without that leading role, and without that transformation, Europe will not survive ”
—Barbara Lerner Spectre, IBA-News, 2010.[3]

>>68368025
rape of non-muslims is ok

>>68368003

was pretty entertaining before he became a mouthpiece for Trump

>>68368020
Hello Tim

>>68367965
I'm as British as they come lad.

My mum was born in Belfast, moved here when she was young, only held a Brit passport but for some reason that meant me, who was born in England, was classed as an Irish citizen eligible for a passport.

Bit mental really.


>>68367970
>Not having a holiday home to retire to in France.

>>68368003
paid opposition

do not trust anything he says

>>68368019
Yeah but he got shown up by alpha male big donny

>>68367808
I'm much, much better looking and have better prospects. He's only a HGV driver but she's a really good, loyal girl and wouldn't want to hurt him.

>>68367870
I know this but I honest to god love her and would marry this girl. I can't stop thinking about her

>>68367944
I love this girl. She's perfect to me and I love spending time with her. Her BF does everything he can to stop me spending time with her, but whatever.

>>68368020
is it benzoyl or something like that?

you might can have severe reactions to some creams. do not use them

>>68367985
So the more Africer we get the richer and safer we get?

Based joooooooos

>>68368020
rub bio oil on it

>>68368003

he's a genuine guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxB4wPZv8bk

>>68368019
I'm with her

>tfw STEM degree and there are no females where i work apart from in HR which i see zero of

where else do i find a gf

>>68368003
https://youtu.be/TzNeg9D-EZ4

>>68368087
Go for it lad.

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>Fucked the fleshlight
>Dick is too big to fit in without loads of lube (im not even very big)
>doesn't feel at all like a vagina
>just feels like rubber
>Lack of warmth and wetness
>no comfortable way to fuck it without just jerking yourself off with it

Oh well, it was only $20 and I wanted to give it a try. Just going back to casual sex with chubby girls

>>68368104
Don't know lol. I have never had a gf.

>>68368087
>He's only a HGV driver but she's a really good, loyal girl and wouldn't want to hurt him
Why don't you just find a single girl and stop pining over some plain jane

>>68368123
>>doesn't feel at all like a vagina
FONT

>>68368104
by choosing stem you choose to further mankind in other ways rather than reproducing.

>>68368104
online
bars/clubs
friends of friends
gym

Why didnt you get a job in HR?

I work in HR and its all stupid fat women and I already got promoted twice since i've been here. At this pace I could get a CHRO job and make 90k a year in less than 5 years

>>68368104
Tinder, Online dating, plenty of shy girls on there.

>>68368041

there's a lot of english speakers compared to a few hundred years ago

and it really makes him think

>>68368123
Send it me la I'll make use of it

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had sex one time and didnt cum because i was on mdma

oh well at least im not a virgin heheh...

>>68368148
Don't call her a plain Jane again, mate. I swear to god.

>>68368192
how did you even get hard

>>68368176
My mum's in HR and she hates it.

>>68368182
>tfw tried these but never got any responses

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>>68368123
>chubby girls

>>68368176
what the fuck does HR even do
they don't even interview in my company
think they just exist to boost equality numbers

>>68368215
you're a virgin mate. ive seen your posts before

>>68368210
>tfw both current GFs from tinder