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cara

>>68326015
delet

That wafer thin majority in favour of Brexit has long-since gone. Time for the government to 'grow some' and face down the loony right before irrevocable damage is done to this country.

>>68326021
Neither. I have a multimillionaire dad though and do well in interviews.

Went to the doctor's today lads.

Diagnosed with hugewillyitis.

A Metrolink passenger has spoken of the terrifying moment Celtic fans set off FIREWORKS on a carriage ahead of tonight’s clash against Manchester City.

A terrified passenger says a number of visiting supporters let off devices inside the tram as fans disembarked at the Etihad.

It comes as other tram passengers reported rowdy behaviour - and in a bizarre incident city centre police have also reported how a Celtic fan was arrested for throwing a burger at a police horse.

UNILADS OUT

How much disposable income would I have per week if I had a £25k job in London and lived a relatively frugal lifestyle?

Hello senpai

Why do I sometimes find myself watching vloggers in awe of how self-absorbed they are. They're all turbo-plebs to boot.

They don't do anything interesting whatsoever, it's like their life is the contents of Time Out magazine or something.

fuck sakes. They'd be in front of a firing squad if there was any justice in this world.

>>68325918
Unilad
Ladbible has ideas above its station

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVJdb6xukjc

>get home drunk
>tfw no gf
>put this on
>start smashing up the room

Only me

remember that nonce from jersey lads

just out of interest anybody got a 3d model of a yamaha sbv500 bass guitar?
haha

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>walks towards you

remember those nonces who post on /brit/ lads

>>68326082
wow it's like my very own guardian headline generator.
spit out another.
"With all the talk of a 'war on christmas' now is the time for it to actually happen"
"St Patricks day is offensive and contrived. So why does it still exist?"
im running on empty mate you'll have to help me out with some more

>>68326121
disappointing film

>>68326073
Source?

>>68326105
You'd be over to the lads at wonga within a fortnight

just got 25 (You)s on /pol/ by posting a /tv/ copy paste

lmao

>>68326150
*virgin walks away*

>>68326105
You'd be over to the lads at quick quid pronto

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p͇͚̯̟̠̤̑̽́̓͒͋̽̚r̞̞͇͔̥̜̉ͦͫ͒͐ͨ̅a̺̪͌͛̈́̆͊͛̑i̻̮͖̮͒̇ͦ̋̒̑ͮs̺̻̎e̪̰̪͉ͬ̽́̋ ̤͑́ͨ̒̋̅̋ͨk͉̳̺̩͔̞̍̅ͩe̻͉̹̱͇̯͎͍ͫk̫̟̫̘̮͐ͣ

>look at Japan on streetview
>tiny little streets everywhere
>dense buildings and yet things don't look fucking awful like british housing

looks nice

>>68326175
is it about sam hyde

German Chancellor Angela Merkel has said the wearing of full-faced veils should be prohibited in the country "wherever it is legally possible".

>people here like unilad or ladbible
normans LEAVE
NOW

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Why is it that literally everything women do seems to be with the objective of gaining attention?

Guarantee this shit will be common in the next few months as every girl tries to be "that girl" in the club

>>68326204
I think I might be autistic because I quite like small cosy spaces.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsDZKCvpYL4

Looked at this and didn't think it looked that bad desu

>tfw unironically get a bit turned on by the pooposting on /r9k/

>>68326204
what i've been saying all along

Joe Biden wants to run in 2020 at the age of 78

>>68326245
make us ;)

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>>68326179
Look at him doin the virgin walk!

>>68326246
same as lads desu

>>68326153
Book was better tbf

pooing a do

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post me your CHOONS.

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>>68326234
Literally grubbing for votes, what an utter piece of shit

>68326302
despise this post

>>68326211
Louis CK

Reminder that UniLad and LadBible both stole from american culture and that BroBible existed long before either

all are shit though

>>68326246
You only notice the women attention whores because the quite women are being quite not looking for attention you utter spaz

>>68326304
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWtZ8fPDeas

>>68326304
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmU9tUZvk98

>>68326304
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbgKEjNBHqM

>>68326304
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uugauMXV1Rw

Put it on, put it on loud

>>68326361
explains why they're so shit then

>>68326304
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NO-h9PFum4

is it just me or was spongebob not really all that good?

>>68326346
Merkel has always been against the Burka though

>>68326304
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=k-on+playlist

>>68326359
is it the one about the interracial breeding grounds, quite enjoy that one

>>68326304
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odQrZBX9DQY

Just woke up for the day

gonna have breakfast

>>68326364
>>68326371
>>68326374
>>68326392
>>68326410
awful

>>68326415
just you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec6ahnm5s64

>>68326362
>quite

Go on, say it was bait you fucking pawn

>>68326361
Well lad culture is just bro culture with an accent

>>68326374
GOOD post

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>>68326364
garbage
>>68326371
somehow worse
>>68326374
bredygood
>>68326392
respectable
>>68326410
10/10 perfect song
>>68326419
shant
>>68326424
boring

>free (you)'s

>>68326304
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1UdTvLoUSY

can you start calling me niggerlad?

>>68326361
totally different cultures

@68326459
all me

>>68326304
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5bM_lIRMao

>>68326255
yeah it looks okay for a tiny little thing
bit expensive though

>>68326259
DANELAD!

Are people with curly hair even white?

>>68326422
Yes

>>>/pol/101795516

>>68326459
>yank turns out to be an utter pleb

shocker

Extraordinary that Theresa May thought she could avoid scrutiny from parly on leaving EU. Raises questions about her judgment and instincts.

Are there any good synth choons? Struggle to find any

>Gf's grandma has dementia
>Not sure what I can say to make her feel better
>Her grandma can't remember the days of the week and can't remember how to swallow medicine
>Also can't remember how to use a phone, keeps putting it down and thinking you can just talk and it picks it up

Sounds a bit scary desu, feel awful

>>68325658
There's fuck all anywhere else in the country.

>>68326553
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i96bmJvXrQo

just got done sucking my gfs clitty

>>68326548
not a single word

>>68326559
>grandma
foy

>>68326576
enjoy hpv

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am I attractive

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>>68326548

thinking about posting a selfie lads

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Glam models is the best with the UK

>>68326629
do it

>>68326553
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_rC-495Z_A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJax20CcrvI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39zKhsT5naI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G22X5X49VhM

>>68326648
shame about her face

>>68326657
little worried about getting roasted t b h la'

>>68326684
then dont do it

the community of /wsg/ is so abysmal it actually makes me angry

>>68326662
Howdy there reddit!

http://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/40902809#wjzSKrDkvsxGFHal.97

the housefu

might do a 'cide

>>68326559
>grandparents
>even mattering

Tell her to come back when it's a close relative

>>68326695
okay

>>68326648
Don't think I'd even enjoy having sex with her desu, ridiculously big boobs just do nothing for me. Give me handful-sized and perky any day of the week.

>>68326570
yer right.

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>>68326714
>Broadband speed at this location
>Superfast
>Up to 152 Mbps

>>68326730
nonce

might do a 'ill myself

why are old people so shit at living?

>>68326707
>t. redditor

>>68326092
oh, good thing youre cured

>>68326669
I kind of like it, an abnormal face makes it so I objectify her even more

>Louis C.K. walks on stage
>"Good evening ladies and gentlemen...you're in for quite the show tonight"
>*applause*
>"Before we go any further...let us turn off these lights, these damned inventions of the white devil. Let us return to out natural state,BLACKness"
>Lights are turned off, but bonfires are being lit on stage and in the audience.
>Meanwhile, Louis has stripped naked, and a huge cauldron is being brought on stage.
>All the blacks in the theatre start chanting "KEK KEK KEK" slowly growing louder.
>"In this cauldron is a sacred Nubian concoction made from the semen carefully extracted from vaginas of wives who have been bred by black bucks. It symbolizes the conquering of the white race.
>Louis lowers his pale, naked body slowly into the cauldren of semen. He rubs himself sensually, and his tiny white dick gets more and more erect. "KEK KEK KEK KEK" the chanting continues to roar on.
>Louis begins moaning and masturbating violently. Some white people in the audience are shocked, but when they try to leave they find the doors locked.
>Louis moans come out in a gasping sputter as his hands are a blur in his slimy crotch.
>Right as Louis reaches his climax, a black buck thrusts a huge horn resembling a BBC in front of Louis face. Louis puts it to his lips and....
>BRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>The sound of Louis orgasm echoes around the chamber, competing with the deafening chant of "KEK KEK KEK"
>Zulu warriors emerge from the shadows of the theatre,killing all the white males in the audience with spears. The white women blush with anticipation as they are dragged towards the stage, where dozens of black bucks await with massive, throbbing erections.
>At this point Louis is being spitroasted between the girths of two massive black men.
>He pulls his mouth off of one of the mans cocks with a slluurpp and grabs the mic. Panting, he says:
>LADIES AND GENTLEMAN,WELCOME TO THE INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS!

>>68326707
*respectfully tips my trilby*
Howdy, fellow netizen!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Icdg0T8UGX0

battyman

>>68326706
Warsong Gulch was shite mate, was all about those 5 hour AVs tbqh.

>>68326015
yeah, how'd that go again?

>>68326724
right? they're already old as fuck when you're born, by the time you know what death is you already know that you're more than likely going to outlive your grandparents

every smile on grandpappi's face just reminds you of the specter of death

i'm a creep
i'm a weirdo
what the hell am i doing here
i don't belong here

>>68326684
you wont be mate xx

>>68326804
mhmm
*scribbles on clipboard*

...and you hold no other positions in the company?

>>68326559
my nanas been like that for 10+ years, she just sits in a bed in a home all day unable to do or understand anything

would definitely euthanise myself if I was ever diagnosed with something like that

98

>>>/tv/

13 C tomorrow wtf

>>68326662
GOOD taste, had the first 2 but the lazerhawk track is going into my rotation of synth

got at 12:30-8:00 shit tomorrow

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>>68326774

humans aren't supposed to live this long

>>68326707
I'm not sure how that post is reddit, but okay

>>68326893
for fuck sake
want to move to a country with real winters 2bh

>gf is objectively an 8/10
>im about a 5
>shes a cardio bunny obsessed with the gym
>Im skinnyfat with a beer belly

Is she only with me because I'm rich? Should I even care?

Normdrones go to sleep I want my real depression hours episode 2

*knocks shit over*

>>68326959
piss off it's not even 11 you sperg

have not read a single post in this thread

>>68326798
whats so strange about this that you feel the need to greentext it?

common occurrence in america, sounds like louis was just hanging out

>>68326954
Women really do like the dadbod

It's not a meme

*nods respectfully towards you*

>>68326954
ahh couldn't be an american post without some knobhead attempt at gloating

>>68326959
mate, I've never seen this place get as depressing as a couple of hours ago and I stay up to 6am regularly

there's probably been a dozen /brit/ suicides already tonight

>>68326988
Fuck off cunt

>>68326954

how rich are u

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give me MORE CHOONS.

*declares communism*

Nationalise the railways and privatise the NHS.

I just saved Britain.

>>68327004
kys pathetic virgin hahahahah

havent even looked at this webpage desu

>>68326932
seriously just look at her. what is the point of her being alive? she barely even looks human. she probably shits herself the moment her defective bowels digest the 150 calories of food she can only eat a day. she would probably explode into fucking gibs if she had one of those "falls" that old people have

>>68327004
lmao so tru!

>>68327011

what were the runts driveling on about this time? i was asleep

>>68326925
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XivpeO_ZUys

>68327020
fuck off.

>>68327047
FOY

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>>68326082

>>68327047
the gloating is the rich part, not your self evaluated ranking of your gf which is going to be biased as fuck

>>68327020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knfrxj0T5NY

>>68327047

not him but you sound like an upset teenager who watched papa franku xD

cut it out dickhead

>>68326954
you're almost my opposite haha
>gf is average looking
>im around an 8
>her daddy is a multimillionaire

>>68327040
alri pete

>>68326954
more than likely, yeah


how well do you two get along?

>>68327040
cancel article 58

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiLVAz-Jczg

Literally me.

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>>68327020
just spend an hour listening to this while reading Siddhartha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjvF36gzLF8

>>68327075
Really makes you think

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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1479601509814.webm

>>68326998
wtf?

i love america now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCS4OTgaHeM

choon

too scared to shag an escort

>>68327087
>>68327105
haha im actually alone and a NEET hahaa

hw do i geet a non white gf

>>68326714
not even a nice house inside desu

>>68327193
Haha you fucking pathetic wanker

t. depressed virgin

>>68327195
how do i even get a gf?

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>im around an 8

>tfw no qt 3.14 animu gf who'll write sad songs about you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8EzvK7gcyA

>>68327146
Hate this dude (look at the top of his head), his school of life videos are shit and dumbed down

comes across a bit of a sex pest too

Who /looking up suicide method lethality and pain levels here/?

>gf is a literal 2/10, looks like a disheveled gargoyle with aids
>i'm about a 6, dad is one of the wealthiest men in singapore
>shes in a wheelchair and can barely move
>i'm skinnyfat with a beer belly

Is she only with me because I'm rich? Should I even care?

>>68327020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9vZiOZXebE

>>68327146
hairline will be me in ~2 years, really excited about that

Got a job as a heematologist

>>68327195
go to a non white country where you won't get lynched for shagging the natives

only applies if you have non brown eyes

I have to imagine fucking another girl when I'm fucking my gf in order to cum

things in the bedroom are not going well lads

>>68327146
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1479619115033.webm

>computers will be a drug

Literally a prophet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_9bwjhhBNw

>>68327195
I think you go to their parents and trade a goat or a cow or some shit for their daughter.

>>68327255
Not me

I don't know how I'd do it
maybe just a length of rope
What are your findings

>>68327232
1: be attractive
2: have the kind of personality for which the advice "be yourself" works
3: be yourself

>>68327298
>over 3 minutes

SHANTY WANTY

You folks/friendos ever stop to think that saying..
"Ahh yes"
"Of course"
...at the beginning of each post is making you a more smug and rude person?

she wants a man who doesn't attempt suicides in his spare time

>>68327261
great tune

>>68327121.
Good taste there lad.

>>68327195
1) be not good enough to get your own race
2) aim for nonwhites instead

>>68327146
love alain de botton 2bh

>>68326898
why did you post this

>>68327317
me in the back

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>>68327317
>>68327317
>>68327317
Do girls know we wank to this type of stuff? I think they don't.

>>68326553
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLzjm9E1hwg

>>68327296
I have to do arithmetic or think of elderly family relations in order to not cum within 2 minutes.

fucking baka.

>>68327317
tragic

>>68327317
>tfw will never be the only male in a room full of hormonal sexually frustrated females
rather disappointing feel

>>68327312
I'm unattractive and my personality is a mixed bag.

>>68327310
Many methods have a surprisingly low success rate, even when you take out the female attempts.

>>68327331
>yank angry because people are condescending when he makes a retarded post
Ah yes, of course

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>>68326015
*strafes back*

>>68327345
twat

>>68327317

millennials disgust me

>>68327408
t. millenial

>>68327331
Hmm, yes.
I'll be sure to take this onboard.
very eye opening.

>>68327298
reminds me of Dune, where technology and biology are basically interchangeable

actual girl (brown) is actually interested in me and i have no idea where to go from there

>Stacey Dooley is now the BBC's key documentarian

fucking end it all.

>>68327408
yeah


also they probably all have their periods synchroized, fucking hate packs of girls

>>68327339
thanks lad

putting this post on my wall as we speak

>>68327331
ahhh of course...yes...hmm I'll take that into consideration

>>68327372
Is that because of immediate regret? Like taking a lethal dose of meds and then calling an ambulance right after

What has the highest lethality rate

>>68327382
Hey pal, anger was never there. It was never there.
I'm just saying, the conversation is so flagrantly arrogant at times that there has to be some obvious downside to it, even if some of it's in jest.
>just a thought ya know?

>>68327452
what happened to our louis

"people" with brown eyes actually need to get their skulls caved in

I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready

>>68327480
he only puts out a few films a year and he's fallen off a bit of late imo.

>gf on her period
>stinky nasty shits
>complete bitch to me after I work all day
>gets emotional and cries about tiny things
>wakes up next day and apologizes to me again all emotionally
>finally gets off period
>"whoa, that was a bad one for me, I won't be like that next time and if I am acting up just let me know!!"

Any of you lads have Vodafone broadband? Is it any good?

>>68327473
Incorrect application of the method seems to be the main issue. So not enough meds or not cutting right or not tying your noose the correct way.

The highest success rate is shotgun to the head, which has a 99% mortality rate.

>>68327485
please hurry up and kill me

>>68327474
Ah yes, very thought provoking, thanks for this valuable insight
*walks off and talks to somebody else*

>>68327473

> What has the highest lethality rate

10,000,000 micrograms of LSD up the shitter

actual girl (yank) is actually interested in me and i have no idea how to make her go away

>>68327515
You won't mind if I have her then? Thanks.

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classic grime tune

https://youtu.be/M9UHcRrCWlI

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>>68327075
Got any more of these lad

honestly wouldn't mind if Rupert Murdoch controlled all the media in Britain, he's fairly redpilled and the biggest threat to the BBC

Do you lie on /brit/? About what?

I do about the following

>Gf stories (im alone)
>Sex stories (I'm a virgin)
>Pub stories (I'm friendless)
>Job stories (I'm a neet)
>Anything fun (Im depressed)

haha

>>68327535
tell her to FOY lad

>>68327574
No, I am open about my self-loathing.

>>68327517
i used to

was decent at the time for the price

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>>68327552
loads

>>68327535

mate, i think it's time to settle and give up your dreams of attaining a supermodel-tier gf for someone a little more, how should i say this, realistic...

>>68327522
Ah probably could have guessed the shotgun one in hindsight

Interesting though

>>68327574
Yeah about completely pointless things lmao I'm a compulsive liar

*puts you in a longboat until you are sober*

>>68327620
Interestingly hanging only has about a 77% success rate.

Know this guy who is meant to hand in 20000 words tomorrow for his masters and hasn't started.

>LUL

I have HEART lads and that's what counts

>>68327522
not much fun to be in the1%

>>68327574
i don't lie i'm a good boy

>>68327574
More evidence never to believe Americans ever, they are too insecure to tell the truth on an ANONYMOUS goat herding forum

compulsive liars need to be killed en masse

>>68327574
don't really lie

maybe I exaggerate how social I am, as I rarely (once or twice a week) hang out with my mates

>>68327574
I never lie on here but I've been called a bullshitter a few times haha

>>68327574
nah cos 4chan is the only place I can be completely open and honest

>>68327610
>strawmanning a troll argument that's never done seriously
too much time on their hands

>>68327643
oi nah just crack a redbull no drama

gfs ex is getting cheeky lads, do i bang him out?

*blows you down*

>>68327522
>The highest success rate is shotgun to the head, which has a 99% mortality rate.
How could you even survive that? Do misfires etc count?

>>68327574
I rarely lie on here, had people call me a liar though.

>>68327661
dont believe you

>>68327689
Doesn't hit the right part of the brain and you survive with deformities, or you shoot the lower part of your head for some reason.

>>68327441
Poor old Thufir
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCbR0wZWJxQ

>>68327689
wrong ammo and poor aim

>>68327687
assert your dominance by bumming him

>>68327696
not believing this horse shite for a second

could replace half of you runts with bots and nobody would be able tell a difference

>>68327689
get the aim a bit wrong and you only blow you face off

>>68327574

nah mate i really go to oxbridge yeah yeah yeah top uni and engineering m8 yeah got a 300k/year job lined up for me when i graduate yeah but nah not really haha

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struggling to comprehend the pain of burning alive

>>68327683
Essays are fun desu

>>68327689
I'd imagine they end up blowing their jaw off or their eye out, bad positioning of the gun that just means it doesn't go directly though the brain

pooing a meme

>>68327741
What happened to him?

>>68327689
if you flinch, basically. if you keep it steady it will oblierate half your brain and your brain stem. if you flinch, it obliterates your face

>>68327298

literally reading food of the gods now

>>68327744
doing a poo

>>68327741
bollocks have seen better days

very sad, very melancholic indeed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpcebn9zzys

>>68327721
>>68327729
>>68327754
>>68327769
>>68327783
yikes

>>68327741
literally me when it's above 21 degrees

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You are just now realising that you're a friendless neet with no aspirations in life.

whats a good tinder bio

>>68327741
imagine the odour
dire

>Brits talking about shotguns, or any type of guns in general

Reported. All of you. Have fun in jail cunts

>>68327755
Lmao
Love the "/brit/ are oxbridge grads on £60k a year with a perfect gf and an 8' willy" episodes

>>68327853
me so horny me ruv u rong time

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>>68327844
delete this post mate.

>>68327853
ur snapchat

>>68327779
overdose of life

mum kept NEET son's body around instead of calling the police.

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>>68327465
>ahhh of course...yes

I bet your mom is proud when she thinks of you back in the smaller of the two bedrooms (your sis doing better in life) while you clack clack away on your pre2000s keybaord with raised letters, non-ergonomics, sweat on the brow, and not from the aussie weather.

I betIbet she's proud of all those posts made in jest. Made in complete irony of the last then you read something that faintly frustrates you and KABOOOOM
Mad aussie rips his cheeto encrusted white tee shirt and we're back to our echo-diatribes aren't we no?

This isn't some satire post, Im going for 100% accurate and Im willing to bed that I've got half of it right.

>can't wait for the literal projection line

>>68327844
2/3

>>68327844
nope

although if I fail these exams, drop out, dump the gf, and stop talking to my friends I will be.

>tfw this is actually what's in the process of happening

>>68327864
there are some clever lads here m8

and loads of people have a gf

>>68327844
I have an aspiration, but if I fail it I am going to throw myself off a bridge.

>>68327916
2 1

>>68327899
Don't care

>>68327916
1, 2

>>68327844
>>68327931
Also have (1) friend and a shit job.

>>68327689

look up the judas priest trial from the early 90s

>>68327897

that's actually really sad :((((((

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>>68327899

>

>>68327916
NEED MY PENIS INSIDE THAT NIGGER

i hit rock bottom when i was a junior in high school. i had a loaded gun to my temple for a full 20 minutes but i couldn't do it. really glad i didnt in retrospect

i put both toilet seats up to shit

suicide is really silly especially considering how much you can do to dramatically change your life.

all of you have too much attachment.

>>68327985
I got drunk and tried jumping from my hotel window in a hotel in Belgium, but my friend who was with me beat my face in until I stopped trying to do it. Wish he had let me desu.

@68327979
HE SAID NIGGER LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! WHAT A BADASS!!!!!!!!! XD

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the art of the alt-right

>>68327916
neither tbqh

>>68327985
*eyes glaze over before I realise you've finished talking*
yeah could be, mate

>>68327929
Yeah but when you get 10 people in a row saying "oh yeah I got 3 A* STEM A levels and oh yeah I went to Oxford lmao"

Inclined to believe in some falsifications there, especially as they are browsing this thread usually in the middle of the day on a weekday

>>68327987
also do this, sitting in the water is pretty comfy because it doesent splash back on you. normally just set a towel up in front of the toilet that i sit on.

>>68327931
reporting you to the diplomatic fast stream as mentally unstable

only weak people try to kill themselves

>>68327899
hmm of course, yes...ahhh yes, shan't be reading this

>>68327985
what lead to your rock bottom?

>>68328045
Strong people succeed

>>68328030
I feel these are paid-for by a certain Mr. SM

>>68328043
That's not my aspiration.

>>68328030
zyklon-b does it again!

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>only weak people try to kill themselves

>>68328065
kek

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>>68327985
>rock bottom in school
me too, unironically scared me for life and I never recovered lmao

>>68328045
only gay people have post numbers ending in 5

>>68328030
Not an argument

>>68328045
Killing yourself when you know your life is failed is simply stepping forward the inevitable. Assisted suicide should be legal.

I can clearly hear my mum having sex, i'm just going to pretend it's not happening.

>>68327985
When I was 12 I thought about life and god and I came to the conclusion that my best option was probably to kill myself right then as most religions give children a free pass. There was even a really tall bridge over a motorway where I was planning to do it.

Pussied out in the end though haha

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*winds up a big punch, aimed at your chin!*
heh, nothing personnel mate.

>>68328030
Has reddit declined? or do they just tolerate neo-nazis less now?

>>68328119
Vocaroo PLEASE

>>68328119
Drop 200 quid on her bedside table and get on for sloppy second. Either she'll be into it, or you never have to worry about her doing this again

win-win

>>68328119
sorry la, we'll keep it down

>>68328063
really unfortunate family struggles and self hatred, the usual

>>68328119
you just have to make sure your gf makes more noise when you pipe her