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Taking your rain water edition
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EH
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>>68287227
>>68287242
I don't understand this black frame of thought
Okay fine blackies, I'll let you people have all these achievements. Then what? Do they want some sort of compensation for it? What difference does it make today?
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...well?
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dont care much for this edition, tbqh
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I don't like rain very much desu.

I mean I'm glad it rains, but I don't like it when it's raining.
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African American culture

>>68287297
It's just white people pretending to be black or retarded Niggers on tumblr
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Look at dem curves
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I am going to have a French gf and there is nothing you can do to stop me
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>>68287297
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>>68287266

>Taking your rain water

*autistic screeching*
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It snowed in Vancouver today.

People are using umbrellas to block small amounts of powdery snow falling on them.
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>it has rained 4 out of 5 days
when will it stop
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I smell NIGGERS
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HNNNNGGG
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>>68287315
>>68287360
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKQ3LXHKB34
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Sup /cum/, anon who got his house burned down here.

So went shopping today. Needed work outfits since right now it's all wet and smells like it's been in a bbq pit. Still waiting for adjuster to take a tour of my home to determine what they're going to be paying for.

What else should I jew them out of?
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>>68287354
No, you're going to have a korean gf and like her
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>>68287356
Agreed desu. Until Americans can leave that tragedy behind, you're only going to wade into more terrible wars that waste thousands of american lives and billions of american dollars fighting an enemy which keeps shape-shifting.
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>>68287337
rain is comfy though, кoшкa
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>>68287297
I had a friend in college who believed this stuff.

Everything was already an African invention to him.

All the instruments used in European orchestras? Blacks invented them first.

The creation of robots and computers? Made my black men millennia ago.

The birth of civilization? No way was it by the Tigris and Euphrates, it was IN FUCKING SUB-SAHARA AFRICA BECAUSE THATS WERE HUMANS EVOLVED FROM
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>>68287400
kek, fell asleep stoned and dropped your mariJuana cigarette?
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>>68287400
Oakland please go
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Reminder that California is stinky
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>>68287400
Say you're experiencing profound emotional unwellness and need to take a little time off work to reset your life. Have them compensate you for those days of lost labour in addition to some general suffering damages.
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>>68287450
Fuck you
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>>68287424
>All the instruments used in European orchestras? Blacks invented them first.
It's true
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>>68287450

>implying anyone could forget
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Facts: white people developed as an offshoot of subsaharan africans.

Black people invented white people.
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>>68287450

t. flyover back from worshipping his corn god
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>>68287446
Could you be a little respectful, you are only a guest in here
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>>68287339
>implying black people don't actually believe this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTqjThZei7U
go to 2:27

also this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKUrQMYMv04
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>>68287518
and Black Nationalists use this logic to claim da black man is more evolved that whitey.
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>>68287446
Old blind lady downstairs was cold, turned on oven and forgot her blanket there.
>ameridumbs

>>68287448
wut
>>68287457
Won't I need to talk to a doc first?
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I hear that South Dakotans dont wash their hands aafter they poop
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>>68287407
NO
I am going to have a French gf
I don't need a Korean one
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CLEOPATRA WUZ BLACK
MOZART WUZ BLACK
GENGHIS KHAN WUZ BLACK
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>>68287548
I don't believe it

But I'm black. Am I not a real black person?
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>>68287518
Fact: White did not develop as an offshoot of Sub Saharan africans and instead both were an offshoot of primordial humans
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>>68287490
>>68287519
>>68287568
t. Stinky Californian
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I hear that South Dakotans dont bathe for days at a time
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>>68287561
Hope you are feeling well today

Ugly stuff that happened to you
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Who here>>68287611
a good Christian waiting for Christmas?
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>>68287561
The oakland warehouse fire... haha it's funny laugh p-please
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>mfw literally get free admissions to top universities and free money just for being black

Jelly?
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>i can remember what flag posted a random thread on /int/ a week ago but can't remember something a studied for hours for on an exam
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>>68287588
I meant that there are genuine black people who believe it. Not just the crazies, but influential blacks in the public eye
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Who likes them skinny bitches

Not me lol
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>gee deb, we're going through the northern part of the midwest. What interesting sights can we see?
>oh well theres Mt. Rushmroe, thats always a beautiful national landmark
>no Mark, Id much rather go to the corn palace! Its sunday, so we can see all the south dakotans praying to a giant imitation Corn
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>mfw literally get free control of the universe and free money just for being jewish
Jelly?
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>>68287629
>>68287687
Stinky smelly

>>68287657
No
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>>68287686
>Skinny bitches

No thanks
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>mfw literally oogba booga chunga hunga caveman hit woman with rock she gf now
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>>68287548
>shot off they noses

NAS is right

Europeans/Caucasoids are actively trying to warp and rewrite history.
The world was colonized by blacks.
Blacks are the root of human knowledge.
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Now THIS
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I hear that South Dakotans dont wash their hands before they eat
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>>68287629
Most are Ethiopian
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if you mixed USA Canada and Mexico into one country and put it in europe it would be spain right?

so this is our general too
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>>number of 5 US Navy aircraft carriers will assemble in pearl-harbor at December 8.

TORA!! TORA!! TORA!!
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>>68287686
>that thigh gap
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Ive heard that South Dakotans cant even point to South Dakota on a Map
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>>68287649
>>68287718
Nice taste dude
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>>68287750
Spain has black people?
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>>68287630
Thanks anon. Feeling way better. Got like 12 hrs of sleep/
>>68287654
Uh sure that was very comical anon
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>>68287745

FLIPS GET OOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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>>68287756
Hello Tumblr
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let it sink
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>>68287789
Yes you will see more black people in Madrid/Barcelona than in many parts of the US

granted most of them are africans selling shit on the street
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>>68287756
You'd still put it in, faggot
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>>68287737
You're retarded if you think we as good Christian peoples don't wash our hands

Stop projecting your own stinky state onto our glorious one

>>68287764
California can't read because they're gagging from their own stink
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I hear that South Dakotans dont wash their hair
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>>68287839
Yes but did you have a black president?
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Ive heard South Dakotans spell South Dakota with 2 D's
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>>68287843
I doubt he could
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Stop bullying south Dakota
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>>68287894
I sooo wanna fuck this woman(the one you are posting)
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>>68287877
>>68287893
S T I N K Y
T
I
N
K
Y
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>>68287825
>>68287725
>>68287495
t. butthurt migrant
Here are your (you)s. Now go away.
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>>68287882
no we're not that cucked

we were ruled by moors though so that counts for something
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Is there anything wrong with South Dakota?
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>trying to get health insurance before the great cheeto repeals the ACA
>most plans are $140+ a month
>deductibles are $4000+ a month
literally what the fuck is the point
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>>68287973
imagine north and south korea

except North and South are swapped for the Dakotas
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I hear that South Dakotans can't even pass their GED
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>>68287973

they dont bathe and they worship corn

also been known to rarely shave, hence the rumors of sasquatch
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>>68287973
Is not North Dakota
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>>68287979
or rather, the deductibles are $4000 starting
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>>68287997
>>68287972
west south dakota is the only dakota worth visiting
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i wanna get white gf. no thank you japanese girl.
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Bet she could crush my dick
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I hear South Dakotans have small wieners
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>>68287745

>Indians

triggered
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Getting tired of just using my phone so I'm going for a wristwatch. Is this an autistic design?
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>>68288069
Prove you are Japanese
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>>68287945
I want to fuck the ones you posted too


https://m.imgur.com/a/JUvHn
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>>68288109
Nah, it's a pussy magnet
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I want a hispanic gf
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>>68288109
Yes
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>>68288133
>>68287945
>>68287894
>>68287843
Holy f*ck can you stop objectifying women?
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>>68287979
dont even bother
>family looking for health insurance
>get $200 a month plan
>same exact plan we had years ago, pretty legit
>a week in realize nobody fucking accepts them anymore
>no docotor WITHIN 100 MILES ACCEPTS IT
>THE HUGE LIST OF 50+ PLACES AND DOCTORS THEY GAVE US WAS PHONY
>PAYING TWO HUNDRED UNITED STATES DOLLARS FOR NOTHING
And thats why I dont have health insurance
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>>68287972
How is "cucked" to have a black president?
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>>68288164
lol no
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>>68288133
Jesus
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>>68288161
>tfw hispanic gf
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>>68288164
E-EEEE-EEEEEEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEEEE

desu
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>>68288192
the problem is I ride a motorcycle (because I can't afford a car) so it seems like it'd be a good idea to have health insurance

being poor sucks
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>>68288133
why did she mean by this
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>>68288109
don't buy that, whats your budget?
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>>68288164
I didn't take those pictures
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>>68288268
Preferably under 50. I'm trying to get something casual, not "classy" or anything.
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>>68288259
The head is supposed to be me
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sup cum
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>>68288294
hmm, you think you could raise your budget to 100 bucks?

do you know the circumference of your wrist by any chance?
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>>68288294
Is there something wrong with digital
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>>68288339
You can sip on my cum if you're a pretty girl
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>>68288339
qt time my dog
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>>68288133
>https://m.imgur.com/a/JUvHn

IMG_[xxx].jpg poster is my friend now lmao
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>>68288340
About 8.5 inches. Its is Under 100 I can see what I can do
>>68288343
No, I just want something that doesn't look like fedora classy autism or white sneakers casual autism
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>>68288360
thats pretty lewd
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>>68288360
I see NIPPLES
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>>68288360
i think i know these two camwhores actually
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>I'm out of adderall for 3 days
fuck
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>>68288392
wew
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https://youtu.be/iEeMJgV75nQ
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>>68288392
That link is mine though
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Thoughts??????
https://youtu.be/NrmMk1Myrxc
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I was going to post some (you) bait but I forgot what it was

I was guaranteed at least 4 (you)s so I'll take 2 for this post here.
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>>68288492
Actually I have it to /fr/ a couple of weeks ago in exchange for a qt French gf
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>>68288476
Don't get too lewd or else you're gonna trigger our mod
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>>68288416
>8.5 inches

holy shit nigga, that's a big fucking wrist... are you overweight?

anyways, here's a cheap diver that a lot of people swear its really good for the price and it's a definite daily wearer.

https://www.amazon.com/Casio-MDV106-1AV-Analog-Watch-Black/dp/B009KYJAJY/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1480979806&sr=8-1&keywords=casio+dive

idk if you're into divers btw

here's something more casual
https://www.amazon.com/Seiko-SNK809-Automatic-Stainless-Canvas/dp/B002SSUQFG/ref=sr_1_1?s=apparel&ie=UTF8&qid=1480979978&sr=1-1&nodeID=6358540011&keywords=seiko+5

seiko is a proven brand with lots of heritage and their entry levels watches are ok for what you're paying for them.

https://www.amazon.com/Citizen-BM8180-03E-Eco-Drive-Stainless-Canvas/dp/B000EQS1JW/ref=pd_srecs_cs_241_7?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=5YHG49ZR0TYRVN9K51WN

citizen is also a japense brand, people swear this is a really good casual wearer.

I've only owned the casio out of these two btw and it's pretty good, but idk if you like divers.
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>>68288501
Fuck off, amazon.
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>>68288366
>implying that's not what i came for
>>68288386
good post mexico-chan stay awesome
lacks a bit of gay posting tho w would you fix it ?
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>>68288446
I hope you do. I would interested in seeing more of their work
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>>68288553
But it's cool right?????
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what gains of kill a canadian to chains x GOD
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>>68288551
Its probably less than that, I just used a ruler and my other hand. Middle finger and thumb go around my wrist.
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>>68288131
im in train now.
wait a few minutes.
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it could be somebody's Daughter don't you have no shame ?
#don'tObjectify #StopStareRape
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my sides are in orbit(it's from OKCupid)
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>>68288561
We hang faggots in Mexico
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>>68288579
I didn't bother watching an advertisement.....
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>>68288619
what are you doing in a train at 12 am ???? are you a a theif? scared!
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>>68288568
yeah i googled and it checks out, look up "dziewczynka17" or "onajedna17" (i think) you should get more
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>>68288612
yeah, well you've probably have a big wrist either way or average which is around 7 inches.

Check out those watches btw, timex has similar watches but they're philipines movements.

jap quartz>>>> philipino quartz
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>>68288663
Hey man just watch it

You'll like it
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>>68288542
topkek fuck the mods
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>>68288704
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
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>tfw beer and herb chicken roasting in the oven
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This thread is making me want to /cum/
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>>68288692
I just rolled my wrist across the ruler, its about 7. Also I'll check out those watches thanks
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>>68288619
Sure
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>>68288734
I need this
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>>68288725
At least someone's giving a purpose to this thread.
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>tfw no thicc, southern accent white girl

just kill me bruh
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>>68288643
that's not cool bro not even animals do that
#NoH8
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>>68288678
thank you
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>>68288704
NIGGER
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>>68288734
this looks like my sister
post more
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>>68288724
why would you put beer in the oven
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>>68288786
i don't like thicc its just an excuse to say fuck the gym
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>>68288804
Give me your sister
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>>68288791
you're welcome, enjoy your research
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who /bout to bomb a final in 30 minutes/ here
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>>68288759
Reverse image search gives you nothing?
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>>68288851
Is that a threat?
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>>68288704
stop being such a subhuman URINE
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>>68288851
I just stopped going to classes a month into this semester
couldn't even get out of bed, got a shower maybe twice a month
my hair is nearly shoulder length
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>>68288851
In about a week here
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>>68288804
She's old news
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>>68288882

thats a promise
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guys I want to get into college but it's such a difficult process and none of these websites are transparent or make it easy to figure out what to do
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>>68288828
To roast meat in.
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>>68288938
Ukraine everyone
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>>68288944
Just go to india, teach them how to poo in loo and win a nobel peace prize
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>>68288833
eh, they can be thicc and hit the gym. I don't discriminate.
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>>68288670
am 8:30 in here

>>68288734
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>>68288944
How old are you my friend?
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>>68288996
19, I'm already going to be graduating later than all of my peers in a highly competitive field (Computer Networking)
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>>68288944
If you can't even figure out how to get into college you'll never make through your first year
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>>68288938
that's a Big Anus buds
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my office in shibuya
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>>68288991
>Sun's up
What's the time over there?
>>
>>68289040
buddy I don't think you understand
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>>68289039
I'm 26 in a couple weeks and still have a year left for my CS bachelors

let me give you some advice:
do lots of amphetamines
>>
>>68288938
as long as you dont include a vape or fedora it wont get deleted
>>
>>68289080
I don't think you do
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>>68289056
Hey is this true friend?
>>
>>68287973
Many things but all in all its a very pleasant place to live

Ignore the Californians, they're just angry that I called them smelly
>>
>>68288991
oh right i am bad with time zones beautiful view you got there and it makes me think to myself what a time to be alive! i've seen the sun rise in where ever the hell you are without even leaving my house thank you japan-san we are now and tommorrow Krazy! arigatoo
>>
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>>68289039
>Computer Networking
How curious, that's exactly what I'm studying

Have you tried asking your parents for help?
>>
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>thank you, Corn God Cornelius, for all your bountiful corn
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>>68289056
>Sign says Fire Hydrant
>There is no fire hydrant
>>
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build wall
fuck her right in the pussy
>>68289045
toronto grill?
post pics
>>
>tfw can't wait until drumf assumes office so I can have fresh memes every day
>>
Why is this Russian spamming porn?
>>
>>68289211
They're both elderly boomers, they have no idea what the college application process is like

then there's the fact I can't even access my college account to sign up for an orientation because I forgot my password, and in order to reset your password you need to provide your old password.
How that works I don't know

>>68289106
friend,
>>
>>68289268
wew lewd and edgy please let me suck your cock
>>
>>68289073
8:40 am in the here.

>>68289184
you're welcome.

>>68289229
yes, you're right.
>>
>>68289229
maybe it's underneath that access hatch
>>
>>68289117
Ok, thanks a lot.
>>
>>68289287
slavs gon' slav breh subhumans all of them!
>>
>>68289211
how long could she lay like that without being molested or raped?
>>
>>68289348
forever in poland
about 30 seconds in germany
>>
>>68289327
Fuck you man

I am African Irish American

I wish I were a Slav
>>
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>>68289268
She's so lewd
>>
>post hot naked woman
>the goatfucker gets triggered

really makes you think
>>
I don't think I could survive even a minor cold without my mummy to take care of me. Seriously wtf do normies who don't live at home so when they're sick?
>>
gonna go on an angry night time motorcycle ride to vent frustration
who wants to be angsty with me
>>
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i wanna spam footjobs and scat but i'm too lazy today
>>
got about 6 inches of snow boys

today was a little warm, but it's all there still there and the roads are clean

might melt a bit more tomorrow but the rest of the week is below freezing
>>
>>68289369
>Fuck you man
i'am starting to like it *lubes pooper* hihi :3
>>68289393
i don't care about islam i just like my blue board clean
>>
>>68289419
Right now I'm funposting and taking expired medicine. It's not so bad, except I'm starving because I can't get up to make food.
>>
>>68289419
i've only been sick maybe 2-3 times as an adult (i'm 29) and it wasn't bad enough to really inhibit me in any major way
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>>68289434
I want a motorcycle but it snows half the year
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i weigh 51 kg

sometimes i feel like the wind is gonna blow me away
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>>68289292
Look it up on youtube then

computer networking ain't easy btw
>>
>>68289506
wtf do you do to not get sick?
>>
>>68289536
post femboy legs
>>
>>68288804
post your sister
>>
>>68289419
I take medicine
>>
>>68289419
mummy will always be beside you just need to think of her very strongly and she will appear and make you a hot soup
>>
>>68289550
I'm already studying for my CCNA, it's certainly a bitch and a half and very unintuitive but I love the field and it'll at least keep me on my toes
>>
>>68289565
what do you do to get sick?

i think part of why some people get sick all the time is because they are too clean and it weakens their immune system

other than that maybe i have good genes? i also drink a lot, maybe the alcohol kills the diseases
>>
>>68289628
stop showering i've tried it myself you will have a beast imune system i haven't been to the doctor in years i know that because the chemicals in shampoo make you a sissy faggot beware!
>>
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>>68289536
I weigh 210lbs down from 300, I still need to lose 40lbs
>>
>>68289627
Oh yes, don't waste time and keep on studying
>>
>>68289628
you might be on to something.
i am a non-drinking germaphobe and I get fucked my the viral jew at least twice a year.

currently want to blow my brains out because everytime I cough i feel like my head's getting stabbed
>>
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>tfw no qt russian gf from toronto
Я дaм тeбe cocиcкy
>>
>>68289627
oh and I meant to type google, not youtube

welp
>>
>>68289717
I never get sick
literally swam in sewage as a kid
try swimming in sewage
>>
watching ash vs evil dead

what can i expect? only saw bits and pieces of the movies but i like bruce campbell
>>
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>I'll never have her back
>its been 3 years
>>
>>68289747
what a waste of time?
why aren't you watching victoria secret's pre show?
>>
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>>68289802
Non-nude women don't give me boner any more
>>
>>68289680
yeah i usually only shower 3-4 times a week, and i'm not overly clean when it comes to food preparation etc

i also like to go camping and hiking so i get exposure to dirt in the woods

>>68289717
makes sense

start drinking and stop showering
>>
>>68289802
Because actual porn isnt banned here
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>>68289876
too bad
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running out of ways to cook chicken breast and not get bored with it
>>
Are high school sports in America like they are in the TV shows, where the whole school comes to watch the matches? Were any of you autists ever on your high school team for any of the important sports? Did it give you immense popularity with girls?

I was on my high school team for football (soccer), rugby, cricket, athletics and basketball, and no one gave a shit desu.
>>
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>>68289938
eat it RAAAAAW
>>
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kill me i am a shit
>>
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>>68289740
Good idea
>>
>>68289938
one i like to do is bake it in a broth of lemon juice, soy sauce, butter, spices to taste and some water

it really imbues the chicken with a delicious taste
>>
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>>68289961
>football (soccer)
>>
>>68289961
whole school? no
but it can be insanely popular
my dad's football jersey is still hanging up in his highschool's gym, he's 47 now
>>
>>68289876
i non ironaically enjoy the sight of classy dressed women more than the naked attention whores
i like to use my imagination!
>>68289880
that's a good start you should get yourself exposed from time to time because the immune system needs germs to train on that's a proven fact
>>
>>68289882
anything beside playful lesbian porn disgusts me
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Я бyдy кopмить ee киcкy c мoим cyпoм'
oни мoгyт oтпpaвить тeбя кo мнe в oкнo?
>>
>>68289992
I didn't want to betray my nationality by referring to the sport of football as anything other than football, but at the same time I didn't want to cause any confusion.

>>68289997
That sounds very comfy. Getting onto sports teams is easy, so to have that celebrated by everyone as if it actually means something would be great.
>>
>>68290062
>>I didn't want to betray my nationality by referring to the sport of football as anything other than football
it's called soccer because of brits you dip
>>
>>68289961
It's not very popular here in my county, but it seems that our local news station is trying to make it popular by featuring them during the sports time in the news.
>>
>friend shared pic on fb
>it was a guy who lost its cellphone
>he got it back thanks to a nigger
first time i heard that a haitian or someshit like that does something good
>>
>>68290127
wena ajsjlkjaja, yo tambien estoy hasta el pico con los haitianos
>>
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this girl comes up to you and asks for candy

what do you do?
>>
>>68290150
what's that orange thing on her chest?
>>
>>68290160
that's a cartoon
>>
>>68290151
nos llegan puras weas basuras aca y cada vez veo más negro por donde vivo
>>
>>68290160
i want some coffee instead
>>
>>68290177
bigger chance of existing than ukraine
>>
>>68290127
wtf are you doing nigger don't summon EL HAITIANO
>>
>>68290090
Don't want a bloody history lesson m8, all I know is that it's been football for all me life and I simply shan't refer to it as anything else (except in order to avoid confusion).

>>68290124
That just sounds so lovely, being a local celebrity for something as easy as playing sport for your high school. Wish I grew up across the pond desu, could have been much more normie over there by the sounds of it.
>>
>>68290183
en que parte viví?
>>
>>68290189
Low test detected
>>
>>68290189
terrible
>>
>>68290209
have you tried converting to islam and raping a few women?
will be revered as a hero by the media for daring to show pride in your culture
>>
>>68290189
yuk coffee taste bad
>>
>>68290230
santiago, pero lo raro es que no e visto ninguna negra, puros hombres
>>
>>68290167
Egg yolk
>>
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whoa
>>
>>68290251
Sounds like the only sensible option left desu.
>>
>>68290167
>>68290291
Or whatever is in the bowl
>>
>>68290199
>Poland insulting a pseudonation
>>
feel like drinking a small bottle of vodka tonight, i don't even like alcohol
>>
>>68290291
that's nasty
(memes aside, genuine question)
do americans get turned on by food?
>>
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really wish the 3DPD would stop
>>
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>>68290408
Generalizations are memes
I don't get turned on by food
>>
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>>68290419
Gays not welcome
>>
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>>68290052
>chimping out in his monkey language
can't make this shit up
>>
>>68290408
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1krJqn3smbI
>>
>>68290419
>3DPD
what does that even mean
>>
>>68290469
i've had 3DPD

2D is the truth
>>
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Its snowing and I must guzzle hot chocolate
>>
https://aww.moe/69gdzt.webm
>>
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what is /cum/ listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUea0h4DZTs
>>
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>>68290480
i assumed so but needed to check for myself
>>
>>68290523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsCAy9ErdKY
>>
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>>68290494
Three Dimensional Pig - Disgusting!
>>
>>68290469
ew
>>
>>68290541
that webm gave me a weird comfy feeling... it's so incredibly murican
>>
I genuinely like sluts they are fun to be around.
They're good people
>>
>>68290541
Everything is fine except for the uncooked hotdogs on the burger. They should at least be seared
>>
>>68290523
hahahahahaha are you stuck in the 90's ?
pro tip: so of you texans are all right don't go to wtc in 2001
t.future anon
>>
>>68290606
thanks for the warning
>>
>>68290523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luDaEuZKtmE
>>
>>68287415
>the war in the middle east is about 911 and terrorism

It's about oil, senpai. 911 is just a handy excuse to get troops over there
>>
>>68290598
i refuse to be anybody's friend
let alone a dirty girl
>>68290584
welcome to trump's america the ride has just begun
>>68290604
i don't think hot dogs belong on burgers that just can't fit
>>
>>68290681
THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK BUD
>>
>>68290657
because afghanistan is full of oil right
>>
>>68290629
your welcome friendo
i am listening to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM-2iXr4dbw
r8 don't h8
>>
>>68290523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8
>>
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>>68290598
a lot of sluts genuinely don't have real friends
one of my closer friends is a super far-left slut, I'm in a weird position where I'm the closest thing to a father figure she's ever had
>>
>>68290564
fags
>>
>>68290726
6/10, it's pretty sticky
>>
i am fucking depressed i don't even have enough nutella for the night fuck!
>>
>>68290775
>>>/Reddit/
>>
>>68290775
nigga, I rarely eat nutella, the majority of the time I just eat bread and butter
>>
>>68290793
>Not bread and olive oil with Italian seasoning
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pennsylvania embarrasses every other state
>>
>>68290812
>How to make slime
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>he doesn't like nasty girls

https://youtu.be/VOeP0MO7eEI
>>
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>>68290845
>>
>>68290791
don't laugh i am sad and its raining fuck you school was shit today and want to kill myself
>>68290793
mom made some "pain bulgare" it taste like butter
>>
>how to sell your soul

fucking texans haha
>>
>how to throw a curveball

State full of buds
>>
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>>68290871
So what's the slime for?
>>
>how to make family accept your suicide?
>>
>>68290889
whats a bud
>>
>>68290812
>kansas
what
>>
>how to survive an earthquake?
LMAO PUSSIES
>>
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>>68290904
Why, arts and crafts of course

>>68290912
A bud is a pal, a friend, a buddy
>>
>>68290912
You're not welcome here

>>>/brit/
>>
>>68290935
what is a pal then?
>>
>>68290935
so what does curve balls have to do with the state being full of buddies?
>>
>>68290872
>and want to kill myself
No you don't, otherwise you would've tried already
Stop being such a baby, we all know you're going to just get over it until the next thing happens and then you get over that and so on
>>
>>68290959
A state that likes baseball is a state with true Americans
>>
>>68290963
hey if it wasn't for my mom i would have done it a long time ago i can't break her heart
>>
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>>68290935
What kind of arts and crafts?
>>
>>68290959
>trying to understand memes
good luck with that bud
>>
new
>>68291052
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>>68291006
What do you care, you'll be dead
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