/cum/ Canada-US-Mexico

hi :(

>>68281293
Hi!

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Toga

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Why do americans think this is okay

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>>68281263
Thats not pepe

>>68281389

thats not an american, thats a commie

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>>68281263

>>68281389
it's fall, doesn't appear to be a fire hazard

what's the issue?

>>68281389
numales arent people or americans

>>68281389
Oh shit, Delete this!

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>>68281397

reminder everything is awful

>>68281488
Youre a joke

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absolutely SHIT ausgabe my friend

>>68281497

say that to my face and not online

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Time and place motherfucker
Time and place

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>>68281490
Only if there's a leaf on your flag

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Just a daily reminder that you're all very cute!~ <3

>>68281564

jungle gym

at recess

be there, dork

and no snitching to the yard duties. Snitches get stitches

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>I respect the flag deeply and will defend its sanctity to the death

I am a proud cuckold.
I repeat:
I am a _proud_ cuckold!

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>>68281636
I'll be there
Bring your friends cause you need them

>>68281640

t. Vladimir Ivanovsky

I must unite the Americas under one flag.

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>I don't respect the flag deeply and won't defend it's sanctity to the death

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>>68281658

>friends

>>68281432
>>68281456

It was a trick question. It's allowed because it is a form of speech which is protected by the constitution.

You failed.

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Why do white people keep getting away with this?

>>68281733
I didn't say they couldnt, just that in my opinion they arent people. Neck yourself

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HEY EVERYONE ITS JOEY FROM JOEYS SUPER COOL FOOD REVIEWS

I'M BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!

>>68281733
Trump will wipe his ass with the actual constitution though

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>>68281777
a fucking leaf

>>68281733
Burning the flag means you reject what it stands for.

So at that point you should be treated like a terrorist.

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>boon

>>68281777
This guy is seriously disgusting just to look at

>>68281733

dont ever fucking lecture me on the constituion AGAIN, you fucking LEAF. I'll have you know I recited the bill of rights 3 times a day in elementary school and painted myself red white and blue every 4th of july since the age of 6(the last nubmer in 1776, for the glorious year of independance against the british SCUM), and did a 5 page essay on each amendment added to the constituion and handed it in to my Nu-Male American history professor in colelge and got an A+ after he broke down in tears and tore up his communist manifesto right there on the spot because my patriotism had effected him so greatly

dont you EVER tell me I dont know how my country works, you fucking LEAF

>>68281777
Reviewbrah>>>Joey's World Tour

>>68281797
Did you mistake Trump for Clinton?

Oh and Sanders is a commie kike fuck.

>>68281777
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>have a bunch of old bionicles from when i was a kid
>unless theyre mint condition, unopened i can pretty much only sell them for what my mom bought them for
guess ill hold on to them until im 40. maybe they will be worth a ton then

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>>68281820
>>68281835
>>68281849
>>68281883
WOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>68282014

>selling your bionicles

man, I REALLY WANNA EAT SOMETHING SWEET

http://www.adultswim.com/videos/streams/the-venture-bros

>>68282164
I had this exact same thought earlier and was smart enough to buy some chocolate when I went grocery shopping.

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>we're creeping towards 1.5trillion image filenames

>>68281858
stop pretending you actually care about the constitution, Trump has already promised to break the 1st ammendment

Gonna test out this new feature.

Edit: Holy shit this actually works

>>68282382
Give this man some GOLD!

>>68282382
no fucking way, youre lying

Edit: wtf when did they add this

guess I should start studying for my final

>>68282353
Source or your a liar. (MSM doesn't count)

>>68282202
is chocolate cheap there?

>>68282018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZ_a8VXhiSc

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Got myself a new graphics card as an early christmas gift. Feels good, man.

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>>68282635
Good luck, anon.

I know you can do it.

>>68282686
Depends what brand.
The cheap no name brands are like 19 or so cents for a 100 gram bar of plain milk chocolate.
Milka costs 95cents per 100g.
Ritter Sport is 1.09cents in most places.
Lindt shit is overpriced.

>>68281609
Thank you very much

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>>68282785
Why do Swedes like video games so much?
Don't get me wrong, you guys are cool to come across in online games though

>>68282840
Damn that's cheap, 19 cents, here a chocolate bar is like 2.000 mil pesos

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>>68281849
Had another dream where he told me to off myself.
Starting to hurt my feelings desu

>>68282840
i really like ritter sport

the coconut and mint ones are my favorite i think

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>Chocolate with coconut

>>68282861
Maybe because we had a major state run program to get 1 pc into each home in the 90's. Lots of little boys got computers to play on then. Including myself. I remember playing Commander Keen 4 with my mom on our Windows 3.1 pc. I still remember the sound effects... Good times.

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>>68282921
Cute kitty there, anon~

>>68282929
Yeah the coconut one is GOAT.

>>68283011
The doggo is very scared of kot.

Mexican f.a.ms I need help quick
I'm currently making abuelita hot chocolate and there are still a bunch of little chocolate pieces that won't melt. Is that ok?

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>Snowing in every province
>Except Nova Scotia
Looks like another wet, miserable Christmas

>>68283100
you fucked up big time, better trash it

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Why in Canada r so fags?

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>tfw I have to change the way I write when I'm texting to not seem weird

>>68283161
There's no snow here. I'm very okay with that though

>>68281389
liberals are spoiled brats. If Canada elected a Conservative, liberal Canadians would react the same

>>68283194
>nodefensetugal

>>68283194
i think the countries need to stop fighting

>>68283194
probably because one of the only scenarios would involve fight americans and there's two problems there

>we like americans
>americans are way more powerful

>>68283194
>color code on map doesn't even match up with statistics
Wtf

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this thread a shit

I want to get into MF Doom but idk what the fuck hes talking about

>>68283194
>Japan
>11%

What the fuck

68283421

dumb Karen poster

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>>68282991
Chocolate and coconut is delicious
Fuck you

>>68283421
i want to cum inside them and then put duct tape over it to keep it closed all day

>>68283532

t. Almond Joy shill

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>>68283194
Not anymore it isn't

You have 10 seconds to convince me that she is not the epitome of beauty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8O21nBSZbrQ

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>>68283552

sounds hot desu

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Almond Joy and Hershey's taste faintly of vomit

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>>68283564
almond joy is fantastic god damn mother fucker
mouth breathing ass hole
loser fag
I HATE YOU

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NO MORE

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Would this make you sad too?

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>>68283619

>20 almond joys have been deposited in your halloween bucket

how good is karen the anime?

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>>68283615
>>68283648
GET OUT
GETOUTGETOUTGETOUTGETOUTGETOUT

>>68283631
Oy vey it's like another 9/11

>>68283656
6/10

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>>68283631

If I found out my burger came without cheese ,Id shoot the guy at the grill, as is my god given right as an american

/cum/ isn't autistic enough for my liking

how do i make it more autistic?

>>68283656

bretty gud

Karen a cute, theres good bullying, and the engrish segments are amusing

>>68283758
go to /mammi/

Go to any thread in /r/politics and read the comments for a free lobotomy.

Liberals are fucking Mongolic

>>68283798
>Go to any thread in /r/
stopped reading kys

>>68283758
Keep posting

I will never stop loving "All I want for Christmas is you" and "Last Christmas".
I will never stop hating this overrated fucking piece of shit song "Happy Xmas (war is over)".
("Wonderful Christmas Time" is also a banger.)
I will never stop watching the annual Home Alone reruns and I will never stop laughing at the same scenes I have laughed at for the past 26 years.

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>Go to any thread in /r/politics and read the comments for a free lobotomy.
>Liberals are fucking Mongolic

>>68283758
go to /lat/ for a couple days and bring back some may mays

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>>68283798
>Liberals are fucking Mongolic
what the fuck is that even supposed to mean

>>68283789
Apparently /mammi/ is full of normalbuds though. The fin-speech and zika frogs just make it look autistic

>>68283758
post more

>>68283798
>going to Reddit
End you'reself my man

>>68283901
They have qualities similar to Mongols

Poor cute kot froze to the ground but nice Rashka people saved her :-)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65ahod1lu0k

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>>68284083
How the fuck does that even happen?

>>68284179
-35°C
Maybe she wanted to have a little nap

>>68284083
>kot
Koshka

>>68284251
Kot means feces in German so I will keep using that word.

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>>68284083
I've never felt this bad for a cute kot.

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>Hey anon I heard you wanted a human cat gf hehe.

What do?

>>68284299
fuck her silly

>>68284278
Niemets means retard in Russian

>>68284299
It's bad to fug kots anon

>>68284319
says who

>>68284299

you heard wrong, furfag

>>68284299
put a collar on her and make her my cock slave

>>68284388
catgirls aren't furry

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Converting to Hasidic Judaism buds, subsidized housing in the richest areas of Brooklyn here I come!

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>catgirs are furry

>>68284299
why do you keep posting this

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>>68284319
I'm the law around here

>>68284456

t. furry

I asked two girls at the same time for the homework problems we were assigned and the hot one responded to me first.

does that mean were dating?

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>>68284518
why do you think

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>>68284519

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another glorious day in the best continent in the world, god bless us all

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>I live in a county named after a fruit

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>>68284385
>>68284587
I just (You)'d myself because I'm delirious but my point still stands

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did someone say furfag?

how is girl wereing cat ears furry

that is like saying schoolgirl uniforms are pedo

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>>68284603

aw yiss, time for kelly comics

>>68284646

t. pedo

what are those little bits of extra material (metal or plastic) that are left over from the mold on those model kits?

Its usually a small strip that hangs off the actual model and not the frame holding all the bits of the model together. Theres a specific word for it.

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>I live in a county named after random shit instead of geography or produce

>>68284644
i would fuck one on left

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>I don't live in a county named after a river

>>68284790
>>68284746
its static X's autistic little brother that never talked and spent every night playing minecraft

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>I dont live in a county named after the spanish word for gold deposits

>>68284850
CHI

My GF is a teacher and she is beautiful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPCQaoX0Oao

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>>68284864

CHI yourself, fruitcake

>>68284926
CA

>>68284866

that mouth game is all kinds of fucked

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>>68281263

What should I do with three days in Toronto?

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>>68284695
why is lady liberty such a qt?

>>68284790
>canadian river
>not in canada
hmmm

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>I live in a city named after a discount brand and excrement

>>68284990
get an escort

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why do we have to post neckbeards

can't we just post girls...

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>espoo

>>68284949

t. Jose Alvirtez de Fernado Gonzalez

>>68285088
NO

>>68285079
ew

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>>68285100
this better?

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>>68284996

modeled after french qtpi's but infused with wholesome American values

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>make a hambaga
>cat steals it
FUCK YOU LUCHO, I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU WHEN I SEE YOU AGAIN (not in the real meaning word of the word)

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>I want people to post girls instead of neckbeards

>>68285124
is that Fidel Castros son?

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>girls

>>68284990
Go on the subway and try and find Zanta

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>>68281389
I'd beat that person up if I saw that. I could beat any of you, in fact.

>>68285154
ballsy cat

>>68285124
>turks
there is only 1 turk for me

>>68285222
he has even stolen meat from the freezer

*calls the police*

hello, police. I'd like to report a black man. Hes also german.

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>>68285253
How does a cat steal a burger? Seems a bit big

There's a ten percent chance I've been to your (US) state.

I have not eaten all day imo

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>>68285260
Thanks, Snoop.

Who wants this?

>>68285279

"""german""""

>>68285253
Is this a cat or a jaguar?

How the hell does he ope nyour freezer?

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>>68285321
Me

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>Limeys have touched your soil

>>68285322
Brown is the new German

>>68285308
he removed the bread and stole the burger.
>>68285324
I DON'T KNOW HE BRINGS UP SUPER STRENGHT WHEN HE SMELLS OR SEES MEAT

>>68285321
already too high but thanks

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What do you think of my new 3DS, /cum/?

>>68285309
theres a 100% chance i've been in your mum's house

>>68285402
Are you sure you don't a person living inside your walls?

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>>68285435
wow do you have legend of zelda on that thing?
it's like my FAVORITE game ha ha

>>68285453
No

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>>68285435
>2017
>Nintendo

>>68285364
Not MY soil

>>68285435

>bricked my XL trying to jailbreak it
>stuck with my shitty regular 3DS

fuck you /v/

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>>68285476

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>>68285508

>he isnt excited for 2017 GOTY

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>I don't buy Nintendo products

>>68285530
>successfully home brewed my regular 3ds
>never play any games on it
you're not missing much

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>>68285453
I read something about a homeless Japanese lady who lived inside a guy's closet for like a year, and she'd come out and steal food when he was gone.

It was pretty creepy

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>tfw when poorfag like me can escape the North to Miami Beach for a week next month for peanuts

gob bless amuriga

And Expedia.com

>tfw I really want to shave but have an open abscess wound on my neck so I don't want to fuck it up even more (ingrown or infected hair root or whatever idk it's a huge hole now either way)
>tfw looking like a caveman already
>tfw I had a solid 20 minute chat with the QT pharmacist today and she was super excited and proud when she was able to explain something and added "oh, oh I had this in my state examination" and did a little shoulder shake thing
>tfw she wanted to sell me some overpriced 6€ disinfectant but I said no please give me the 2,30€ bottle of 3% hydrogen peroxide
>tfw she gave me a 5ml syringe for free and a Christmas themed breakfast cutting board

>>68285804
Would be pretty fucked up if you got a gf because you had a gaping infected wound on your neck desu

The new normal of short-term employment
>For all men under the age of 25 who were employed full time in 1989, just seven per cent held temporary jobs. Now, that percentage has risen to 24 per cent.

Wage Changes
>By 2015, young full-time male employees had median wages that were about 10 per cent lower than those of their counterparts in the early 1980s

Why is this happening?

>>68285476
who is this man

>>68285919
Worldwide competition mutherfucker

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Is this real though?

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>I don't know who this is

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>>68285943
me

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>>68281263

>tfw weed will never be legalized in my state

>>68286014

>smoking the devils herb

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TOVARISHCHI, AM DIALED IN ON MUHAMMAD-AL-YELLOWFEVER-BIN-FOOTKRAUTI
I HAVE MUHAMMAD-AL-YELLOWFEVER-BIN-FOOTKRAUTI IN MY SIGHTS
REQUESTING PERMISSION TO TAKE THE SHOT

>>68286014
>>smoking the devils herb

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>>68286069

>not toking Lucifer's Lettuce

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I'm going to get banned for posting Jimmy on /v/
See you in three days, /cum/

>>68286116

shoot to kill, Red 1

>>68286176
ciao

>>68286164
drug addict

>>68286203

cum addict

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>>68285804

Oh my. I had that very situation from Sept to October, and then when I shaved, another popped up.

I did learn not to mess with it much. If I hadn't tried to keep popping it, it might've healed up faster.

What I get is sort of like folliculitis. (sp?)

Which is bad enough, but I have an odd remedy for that.

I learned its caused by the same thing as the recurring .... bumps?... idk... which are both causeed by staph floating around. Its mostly a nuisance.

I tried applying 91% alcohol to everything, but that can make it worse because the skin gets too dry and tight and further compromises the immunity resistance.

But....

I have learned that when I have a folliculitis outbreak, I can quickly get it under control by literally spraying problem areas several times a day with... wait for it... Lysol. The unscented type, of course.

It doesnt reverse a full blown abscess, but it slows it down and seems to eventually send it on the mend. But you still have to be perfectly sure before you 'take the shot' and try to drain it.

To anyone looking, its just a pimple. But so damn persistent.

Anyways, my back breaks out a lot too and I find the Lysol helps with that too, to keep it down and from getting carried away.

I try to stay clean and all, I do. And I spray and wash furniture and bed clothes. I guess I am just unlucky. But the Lysol is a quick relief. It happens much less frequently now too.

I think I've discovered a big part of the problem was irritation from leaving harsh soaps on too long, which has the same effect as prolonged alcohol exposure. Also, I should point out my immunity is a little compromised already from the beetus.

>>68286218
we're all /cum/ addicts here

>>68286176
bye

Bout to go get me that KFC Nashville chicken again!

Shits is good famalamalamas

Satans Salad

Lucifers Lettuce

Baphomets Basil

Antichrists Antipasto

Mephistopheles Maple Syru[

i want to abuse amphetamine salts again but i dont have a perscription anymore

>>68286176
are you the one making the threads?

>>68286176
See you tomorrow

>>68286176
¡Adiós!

>>68286350
I made the 3DS one

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>>68286187
SHOOT TO KILL
PLAY TO THRILL
2 MANY WOMEN 2 MANY PILZZ

ДA

>>68286343

verbally abuse everyone ITT instead

>>68286176
Why do you have so many pictures of the same guy saved
are you gay?

>>68286343
sometimes I wish I knew what it was like to enjoy stimulants

the only thing I can take without getting too high is caffeine

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>>68286392
>implying there's something wrong with being gay

>tfw finals week next week

Fuuuggg

>>68285974
i think that picture isnt but he is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyGShkBbg7I

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>>implying there's something wrong with being gay

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>>68286450

>>68286412
>sometimes I wish I knew what it was like to enjoy stimulants
>the only thing I can take without getting too high is caffeine
WEAK
E
A
K

Maisie is literally ugly and has a gross body

There is this shitty regional newspaper here that has literally every article behind a paywall and every time people complain they go "oooh muh poor journalists need to get paid to baww".
Kinda want to sign up for a subscription for a month and post screenshots under all their Facebook posts just to piss them off.

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>>68286422

>instead of toking hell's dandelions he chooses to toke cock

>>68286428
desu

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Why do bongs like Advent Calendars so much?

>>68286428
>been in a kush come the past two months

>woke up this morning

I can do it lad, you can do it, we can do it.

>>68286513
You kidding me? Cock and Cannabis go together great!

>>68286530
tradition

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BTFO

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>lad

>>68286006
cool
and very handsome

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>>68286561

>>68286428
>final week this week
>have exam in 2 hours
>have to walk in the rain for 10 minutes to get there

>>68286587
so smug

>>68286619
>not teleporting there

Lol normiee

>>68286428
>final at 10am tomorrow and another at 7pm
>tfw live too far to go home in between

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>>68286619

>he gets rain where he lives

>>68286612
You think I'm joking but Egypt is the truth

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>>68286683

>lying about your flooding problems

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>>68286612
>egyptians
>black

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How do white people keep getting away with this?

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>>68286733
>that nose

>>68286733
i have seen that nose before...

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>>68286733

is sending money over facebook safe? You guys ever do it?

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>>68286749
Truth brother. Keep spreading dat gospel.

We need more black people drinking real healthy brown milk for their brown bodies. It metabolizes better.

>>68286733
She is supposed to be black

Do you honestly believe that artists drawing

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M E X I C O

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>>68286733
>antony threw it all away for that

>>68286818
Doubt I would get along with any of them.

>>68286733
Cleopatra was a Greek, not an Egyptian

>>68286781
>giving kikebook access to your finances
how stupid are you

>>68286831
Where do I find qts like this

>>68286839
Pretty sure they'd say the same about you desu

>>68286858
Sinaola

>>68286862
No shit, that's my point.

Hey Canadabros, here's a $15 iTunes code if you want it.

XXBDJS5HPBN3J8H9

P.S. Fuck Trump.

>>68286858
iirc they're sisters from poland

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>P.S. Fuck Trump.

Someone keeps leaving harassing calls on my answering machine asking about my fat cock

>>68286893
?

Just because you think you wouldn't get along with someone, doesn't necessarily mean they would say the same about you.

But okay, you win. Respond I will let you get the last word in my leaf friend.

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>>P.S. Fuck Trump

>>68286969
It's Hillary Clinton

tattoos should be illegal

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>>>P.S. Fuck Trump

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>>68286780
>The consensus of modern scholarship is that the civilization of Ancient Egypt was an indigenous development of the Nile Valley, and its composition was heterogeneous. The question of the phenotypical characteristics (skin color, facial features, hair texture) and genetic affiliations of the Egyptian population remains a point of study and debate
>At the UNESCO "Symposium on the Peopling of Ancient Egypt and the Deciphering of the Meroitic Script" in Cairo in 1974, the Black Hypothesis met with "profound" disagreement.
>She stated that the shape of the cranial cavity indicated an African, while the nose opening suggested narrow nostrils, which is usually considered to be a European characteristic. The skull was thus concluded to be that of a North African.

They were basically like Arabs. Maybe a bit more like genetically-drifted North Africans. But not subsaharan africans.

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>P.S Fuck Trump

>>68286969

sorry

>tattoos should be illegal

interesting >>68287032

>there are people in this thread who lives in desert
how does it feel to have no water and no rain

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Isn't it funny how the left is always right

Canadians should be illegal

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>>68287070

>>68287069
You tell us

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>>68286993
whatever you say bud

>there are people in this thread who live in chile
how does it feel to be totally gay

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Hnnnnnnnggg

>>68286993
I agree
The Jews had the right idea about this one

>>68287100
I live in Santiago dummy, it rains here

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>>68287069

we're getting rain this week

>>68286831
More of this puhleese

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wtf, i just figured out that if you drag an image into the reply it chooses the image

>>68287121
Why chile steal Texas flag?