/brit/

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cara

fuck niggers

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sophie

>self-med for 4+ months
>have psych appointment this week (not GIC, just a regular psych who might refer me to a GIC)
>get some laser but now I have problems with hyperpigmentation and it'll still be months before my face is cleared
>try growing my hair but I seem to have hit a wall, there's just a length that I can't grow past
>situation with my body hair is better but still terrible
>tried taking DNP to lose bellyfat (I'm 140lbs trying to get to 120lbs)
>balls are fucked so there's no turning back

just kill me

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>>68268224
This is an AJ tracey general

don't respond to it lads

>Skepta's hairline

Grime? More like grim.

nth for gimmicks

so am I supposed to be liking death grips ironically or what? some of the beats are alright but the guy can't rap

imagine unironically listening to the so-called rolling stones

couldn't think of anything worse, all their songs sound the same

>>68268280
better stick to dad rock mate

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Archery

>>68268249
on the other hand just because it's popular doesn't mean it's not good Mr edgy

ah yes....time to dispense with all this dadrock because it's for old people....

*tunes into latest hit*

I need a slow motion video right now
Cause I'm movin' in slow motion, slow motion
Feelin' like Hype Williams shootin' a nigga
Shootin' a nigga, hey, hey, hey
I need a slow motion video right now, ay, ay

>>68268256
what the fuck are you going on about?

>>68268309
it's popular because it's accessible

lowest common denominator rock

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listening to aj tracey

is grunge considered dadrock by now?

>listening to coon music

I really do hope most of you lot are rasheeds and jamals

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>it's popular because it's accessible
>lowest common denominator rock

>>68268357
not really

it's only really mainstream music that becomes dadrock

grunge wasn't really that popular only in small circles

>>68268331
and there it is!

cucking yourself out of good music because of the irrational belief that "if it's popular it cannot be good".

there's a board for creatures like you
>>>/mu/

>>68268382
good post

>>68268365
but all these dadrock bands literally ripped off coon music to get their sound

>>68268321
its the trannypaki

>girls gone wild in the water
profound

>>68268376
can just imagine 40 years from now a bunch of fat autists listening to drake and talking about how they were born in the wrong generation

>>68268382
it's entry level shit, i used to love all the bands you do

you'll understand one day kiddo

stormzy is shit whens the novelist album coming out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlagN58eQ58

>>68268422
>it's entry level shit
howling

pull your head out of your arse mate

No love and sympathy for Poleaboo?

The fucking house got raided and he's been charged with the pettiest crimes in the book, all for sending emails suggesting he might kill himself

>>68268409
thought he was in the clink by now

>implying music is some kind of ladder where your opinion only matters once you descend into unpopular yet somehow better songs
How about everyone just listens to what they enjoy? How about that?
Except grime. fuck that paki shit

have concluded i dont really like aj tracey

>>68268483
it literally is though

all those bands you listed are gateway bands into discovering the alt rock genre

listening to the white stripes now just makes me cringe at how shit they really were

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hmm

>pretend to be nonwhite
>superiorbbcpost
>everybody in the thread loses it
lol

>he doesn't wear bandshirts of his mates their bands that don't even exist anymore
ugh

>>68268528
do lefties actually believe this shit?

>>68268527
you're literally just proving his point la, don't want to waste any more 'doras on you

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haha u mad feminists im gay btw darling lol

britain used to produce the best music in the world, now it's all shit. even australia's is better

>>68267803
Incorrect.

>>68267834
Correct with the first one.

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any neofolk man in

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>>68268528
No joke Trump wants to dismantle NATO and I really don't think that is a wise decision

I'm 24 and probs the oldest guy here so I may be lucky enough to escape military conscription but you 18 year olds are going to fight on the battlefield in Poland within the next 10 years and then you will be the first to get nuked

So have fun hahaha

>>68268580
ummmm check again sweetie :) x

>>68268580
>even australia's is better
Kylie Minogue, Dani Minogue and Rolf Harris
ah yes, very impressive

>>68268483
i see 14 year olds still unironically think that pink floyd is patrician music for the intellectual

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmIxqkbzwm8

cant find anything to wank too lads
hate this feeling

>>68268599
I'm 27

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>>68268599
>I'm 24 and probs the oldest guy here

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>>68268224
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-3UpL6MkZ0
Your music choice from your youth is now considered dad rock.

Oh well, such is being 30.

>>68268580
only big band to come out of Australia recently is tame impala and they are fucking shit

>>68268527
the fucking state of you lad

you stopped listening to decent music because people told you it was too mainstream (to you mainstream = shite) and went on listening to more and more obscure bands in order to satisfy your pathetic elitism.

/mu/ has really done a number on your eardrums lad, I feel sorry for them having to put up with the obscure shit you probably inflict on them.

>>68268569
bet he regrets getting kicked of twitter now

>>68268622
Have the opposite problem 2bh, have so many folders that I'll usually open 15-20 and then wank to one
got a problem 2bh

wanking is a waste of time niggers just go out and find a girl with a personality so you can talk to them instead of talking to your willy

>>68268643
next you'll be telling me you like fucking oasis

>>68268599

Corbyn also wants the UK to leave NATO. Really makes you think.

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Any #NuttersForNuttall here?

>>68268569
Really can't stand Milo

>>68268669
>wank to porn
>follow up with ASMR

The internet has created a near perfect gf simulator

not chirpsing any birds and I don't watch porn so haven't really been wanking much at all lately
had a good one just then though

>>68268228
this 2bh

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>open mfc and cb
>open like 20 cams
>wank to 1
>wonder why i opened so many

The reason poleaboo hasn't been posting recently is because his mum has forbidden him from using the internet at home, lel

>>>/lgbt/7353863

24 year old here

I actually don't even come here anymore haha

You should have grown out of 4chan by the age of 22 max to be honest

Miss the days of shitposting Chris-Chan, Trollface and other epic memes but those days are gone now and I am a new man, a NEW MAN

>>68268679
stop baiting lad, you should stick to "discovering" obscure bands that have a unique take on how to use african instruments

>>68268735
>visits /lgbt/
stay there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIS8RhU8JQE

>>68268750
>23 in february
>no wheels of change in motion
ah yes

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>>68268688
didn't know I was in the presence of other patricians

>>68268735
Elfin_Ainu?

>>68268751
i don't listen to paul simon m8

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>>68268783
Nicole is durty

>>68268679
>>68268751
shut up you cretins

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>the new president of austria

Hmm...

>>68268735
Reasonable tbf, it always leads to trouble but it's too late now.

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>>68268750
>I actually don't even come here anymore haha

>>68268809
nichole
i wish that guy would upload some regular proof of his efforts

>>68268814
make me

is it too late to apply for tafe auslads
courses start at the end of jan

I would really appreciate it if you guys would give Poleaboo some attention right now

The lad has been arrested 3 times, is awaiting trial and survived having his laptop pinched

I'm more than twice the man any of you are

Goddamn this playlist is great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WKfeCYZbng

>tafe
having a good chuckle

>>68268854
what? tafe starts in like march and has signups like 2 weeks before start day dude

>>68268860
did you get bummed in your latest stint?

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Today is your very special lucky day because you have given a great opportunity here.

You will have to perform just one very simple task.
You will get the girlfriend of your dreams within one week and that is my gold plated "personal guarantee"

But only if you do the simple task.....

It seems Pepe is being a naughty boy and isn't wiping his botty after making, so you will have to do it for him, even although he knows how and is old enough to do it himself.


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just type in *WIPES PEPE'S BOTTOM* and you lonely days are over - you will be approached by "her" - she will do all the talking and asking and will never hurt, betray or leave you.


I wish you both happiness in your life together.

haha tafe what a dickhead
*surreptitiously googles tafe*

>>68268889
Shan't be reading one pixel

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>>68268864

alri deano

want to go to wetherspoons after work lad?

>>68268882
Nope

Prison folk and career criminals are still among the nicest people I've ever met, they show interest in my stories and we banter

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>mfw my friends put on house music

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grime

>>68268890
it's sorta like college except for people who didn't finish school, you do lower study in a field then either do the diploma at tafe or uni

>EDM

lol yanks

>>68268908
I'm a barman at Wetherspoons and can confirm we get lots of Deano type figures in the place. If I had to guess, I'd imagine he'd drink San Miguel because he likes to think of himself as a bit of a big-shot, but secretly he can't tell the difference between it and Carlsberg.

>>68268919
why did you get arrested this time?

did the polish birds find out about your phishing emails?

>>68268929
>is a fucking leaf
>doesn't post tre mission
don't even come back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHQ2XRFINc0

>>68268874
i'm trying to go for a diploma here and the course starts around the end of jan/start of feb

>>68268960
he drinks San Miguel because it comes in a fancy glass that looks different to the other glasses

>>68268960
how is sam miguel big-shot?

it's literally seen as carling tier in spain

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>I'm a barman at Wetherspoons

>>68268968
pretty much, got some communications charges too

>>68268960
What do you think of your patrons who only drink foreign beers?

why are black people so good at making music

>>68268975
call admissions cunt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPirQa_7Am8

currently viewing "british milf loves it.mp4"

would highly recommend!

>>68269023
Superior genetics

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me

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>.mp4

>>68269058
you're a big guy

Who's the polar opposite of Deano? Is it just an abnormie loser who did go to uni but then moved back in with his parents?

>>68268974
hahaha get tricked mate fragz isn't actually grime

>>68269073
>Who's the polar opposite of Deano?

Poleaboo

>>68269073
some gf-less cunt who works in a shitty minimum wage part time souless job where deano is his superior and has absolutely zero life goals

viewing "maisie williams ball destruction.mkv.flv.exe"
computer shut down once but otherwise it's great

If I was going to get a sex change I'd keep my penis, would be a surprise at least to anyone.

>>68268986
>>68268993
Yeah the fancy glass and the fact that it's the most expensive lager. Whether or not it's actually big-shot or not is besides the point, it's just the expense that matters.

>>68269022
Don't really mind desu, I like foreign beers and UK beers. Company makes a shitload of money and still promotes UK beers either way.

>>68269108
alri Deano?

As long as they passed and didn't expect me to do anything with it except maybe a handjob I'd be ok

>>68269128
Vagina tech is pretty poor though your dick would be useless

>>68269108
>implying deano has any life goals other than getting on the piss and pills of a weekend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59L1nvpyMfY

>>68269155
thought peroni was the most expensive?

I still don't get what type of person this Deano fella is supposed to represent

vagina tech sounds like a feminist silicon valley start up

>>68269126
remember seeing those aXXo rips when i was younger that were around 200kb .exe files on limewire
wonder if anyone actually downloaded those

>>68269203
what do you mean

>>68269188
he has a goal to get married to chantelle and buy a barratt home on mortgage and lease an audi and have 2-3 kids

>>68269073
>socially unsuccessful
>actually wealthy
>went to a top uni
>doesn't flaunt wealth at all/dresses unfashionably
I think bill gates/mark zuckerberg fits the bill

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>>68269203
Deano ibiza weekender

never had a girl flirt with me ama

>>68269221
He's probably a deano himself so he can't recognize it

>>68269236
Hm? Deano is a lifelong bachelor lad

>>68269199
It's not on draught at my pub, and don't think it is in other spoons either, and people generally go for draught lagers. We do sell Peroni by the bottle, but not that many people go for it desu. Probably is slightly more high-end than San Miguel though yeah.

>>68269246
how many girls have flirted with you?

>>68269221
idk I always thought he was like when someone replies with Rasheed as in they imply you're a muslim

SWITCH MICHELLE WITH CHANTELLE

>>68269257
>Deano is a lifelong bachelor lad

Single lads are losers. Deano has a missus whos a nail technician or a healthcare assistant or something

>>68269267
zero

>>68269203
20-something working class pleb

common deano jobs include estate agents, selling cars, etc.

can we all agree that classic rock is shite

>>68269246
how many cocks have you sucked?

>>68269280
went to school for make up artistry and hairdressing

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would heem any runt in this thread

>>68269308
Classic rock is a classic, ergo good.vOld rock is usually shite

had to pay the record company 53 pounds for putting up both of my fingers at the same time in greggs

>>68269310
zero that i'm aware of

great tune tbqh lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnh5nNbRlZw

>>68269295
ah alright cheers

>>68269308
only if we all agree that german rap is tops and berlin techno aint bad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=so-nvebNti8

>want to go for a jog

>low self esteem so afraid of looking like a tosser

predicament

unironically smoking meth rn

what are deanos favourite websites apart from facebook and unilad?

>>68269203
you can tell from the picture alone what sort of person "deano" represents

>>68269322
english papers are scum

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i'm back

>>68269345
GOOD post

>>68269355
Go at midnight when you can run in peace

>>68269364
vice

>>68269365
idk I am incredibly sheltered

a single girl has flirted with me ama

Any political news that favours the right today?

*kills you in a single punch*

>>68269375
and get robbed by a paki?

>>68269256
I'm a bit of a Deano and I get it

>>68269384
what did she do?
was she hot?

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pretty much every time I go out I get girls flirting with me

>>68269364
Literally anything that someone links him claiming it contains banter or bants Basically any clickbait like Buzzfeed.

Maybe wikipedia if he's the Chief Deano of his mate group and needs to settle disputes about who won Big Brother in 2008 and the like before the dispute escalates to violence

>be moderately right wing
>engaged to a fairly liberal girl
>barely ever talk about politics and she doesn't know just how conservative I am

Playing a dangerous long game here lads

>>68269402
what a coward you are

grow a spine

real question why would a Deano browse /brit/

isn't that just a failed Deano

>>68269405
she was cute and she touched my thigh and laughed at all my silly jokes and gave me her number


i also just realised i lied because a second girl stroked my leg with her foot once

>>68269381
'no'

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>ywn be chief deano

a Deano is a man that views mediocrity and brands as a sign of success, he is uncultured and has never reflected on anything of import
he buys things because they sound expensive (OLED tvs, Audis, well known designers, etc.) but can't actually explain what makes them expensive
America and China are Deano nations

>he has to scroll down the dropdown menu to select his country
pffft

>>68269447
maybe i'm extrapolating from the canadian deano equivalent (mike)

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Two people, just meeting, barely touching each other

Is africa such a shithole because of colonization?

>>68269437
>letting your children have a liberal mother
Enjoy the horrible crushing pain that comes with watching your children become degenerates.

making a go

how often does deano go to the horse races?

>>68269463
Yes

We started developing them, then decided it was immoral so we stopped and abandoned them;having destroyed their native savagery, but not yet fully civilised them

>>68269457
>tfw you will never be a Deano
>tfw you will never buy an OLED tv
>tfw you will never experience all the blacks firsthand

>>68269459
Haha yeah

>growing a beard in a week
fuck man i hate having to shave daily

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>>68269461
>canadian deano equivalent

>>68269459
shit, don't even think about that

>>68269459
I just press U twice

>>68269442
I didn't go to uni, I got a job straight out of college
I have a mortgage with my gf of 9 years
I bought my non-Audi car outright rather than getting it on finance

so I'm not a complete Deano but I still come on /brit/ - the two aren't mutually exclusive

>>68269505
same echelon of society, i mean

feeling empty

>>68269463
Yes, what the Chinese are doing right now is just as bad as slavery.

>>68269366
>Independent
>paper
not anymore la, strictly online clickbait nowadays

>deano meme
ah yes let's shit on people gaining financial mobility. Everyone should be a peasant

>>68269463
sort of

colonization had some good and a lot of bad effects

then africa went through a massive Rorkist phase that still hasn't finished which prevented any further development

>>68269488
Once every couple months, he prefers online betting sites or going to the dogs with his workmates

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turn on the heating then?

>>68269451
You can still marry the Senior Chantelle and be like Prince Philip, basking in her reflected glory

>>68269547
alri Deano

Real question - must Deano be white?

Perhaps the greatest thing about the Deano gimmick is all the bizarro Deanos that come out of the woodwork when they're confronted with the sad truth

>>68269559
calm down mr billionaire we can't all set fire to our money for so called ""warmth""

>>68269547
>financial mobility
ah yes silly levels of debt and monthly payments
ahhhhh yes

>>68269526
What are the Chinese doing?

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If you don't reply to this post your mother will taste some rapefugee cock tonight lads

>>68269547
That's the best bit about it, the ones who actually dislike Deano are massively bitter about his lifestyle, yet secretly crave it

>>68269547
>implying

deanos get shat on because they are untelligent classless boors

every facet of culture they consume is the lowest common denominator avaliable

>he doesnt have to guess whether his country is there as England, Britain, Great Britain or United Kingdom

>>68269459
absolutely runt tier

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say what you want about sara she tells it like it is

>when you see the English option with a yank flag next to it

>>68269547
we still on for for FIFA later mate?

>>68269631
Think she's including herself?

>>68269643
>for for

>>68269580
could envision a black or leb deano

>english option
>fijian flag

i want off this ride

>>68269615
Least he's happy and having sex

i have a "friend" who works for barrets and drives an audi and i base my perception of deano on him

>>68269650
probably, she hates herself

>>68269664
Woud prefer a British opinion, if it's all the same to you Mukatuk

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>>68269650
no

>>68269673
>>68269673
good for him,I don't hate deano I just don't respect him. I'd live like that if I could but due to innate aspects of who I am it would be literally impossible without lying to myself every day

Deano is what you become when you're normie enough to make some money, and can actually find enjoyment in popular things

>>68269712
Girls are too vain to hate themselves

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>>68269580
Chinese new money kids are just Deanos with more money

>>68269547
>muh nouveau """riche"""

>>68269715
hate fringes on girls

>>68269725
>good for him,I don't hate deano I just don't respect him.

That's fair

will kiss the first non-runt to reply to this post

I always thought Deano was that one tryhard in your group
The one who got an Audi on finance that he can't really afford just to show that he's "minted"

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>>68269791
hello

>>68269746
it really is empty material enjoyment though. deanos are always chasing more and are never really content with what they have

i absolutely would not trade my life with a deanos life regardless of the many slags they smash

>>68269796
kind of

he is the one who comes from a working class background who gets a 25k a year managers job at JJB and thinks he has made it and gets a mortgage and finances an expensive car and wears expensive suits and brags to people that he is a working class hero

>>68269796
Nah, Deano unironically loves his life because he's too thick to realise how hollow it is.

>>68269796
i thought a deano was someone who had a moderate amount of money that is spent on vain shite so he looks more impressive to people who don't care

>>68269796
Deano is the guy who just has massive monthly bills to afford him luxuries that make him feel like a rich person, when in actuality he's not rich he's just a modern financial fuckwit

Who are you to say Deano's life is hollow?

Absolutely none of you are on the same page regarding this deano lad

>>68269837
isn't 25k a year really good though?

>>68269864
found the deano

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someone kill me

>watching Louis theroux south African hunting documentary
>bloody yanks and their famlies cheering and hollering in typical yank fashion over shooting a defenseless kudu

Ahh yes the yanks

> yank poster
> anime yank poster

the lowest form of runt

I shan't taint my lips with such filth

would love to see a weeb with his poorly made Katana, lack of skill, and overconfidence have to fight an 18th century Samurai

It would be the toppest of keks lads

>>68269861
It's difficult when I know someone irl who actually introduces himself as Deano and half-fits all these stupid descriptions

>>68269854
A radical-centrist KHV who lives with his parents - I understand how hollow his existence is because I have suffered everything which he has not and cultivated true inner strength and wisdom through it

>>68269864
not when its wasted on expensive material goods

>>68269864
to a working class runt yeah its fucking monumental

>>68269861
complex meme

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Deano more like beano

>>68269864
Everyone on /brit/ is an oxbridge grad on 50k m8

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>>68269580
reckon amir khan is a deano

>bought an iPhone SE 6 months ago
>forced to update to iOS 10
>lags now

unironically buying a chink phone next time, never buying apple ever again. The music player is also buggy. The fucking music player on the iPod-phone doesn't work.

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>>68269922
bad post

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>would love to see a weeb with his poorly made Katana, lack of skill, and overconfidence have to fight an 18th century Samurai
>It would be the toppest of keks lads

>>68269861
every lad's inner deano is different lad

>>68269864
Not really. Average salary is like 36k

>>68269854
I'm a member of the actual middle class and it always bothers me to see these working class runts trying their damnedest to be middle class, but it just comes off as a trying too hard and they aren't even rich

>>68269877
Cold out

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who here /not a virgin/

am currently in the middle of what can only be described as a gargantuan 4 hours long edging session
suspect it'll be going for another few hours

>>68269965
what do your rents do?

>>68269877
irish weather

a deano is someone who would buy a fake rolex and unironically brag about it

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>>68269973
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VmPjETmU3S

>>68269973
Almost lost the virginity this weekend but couldn't keep an erection

>>68269963
Is it fuck you deluded posho

>>68269973
Me, but not for lack of trying. I have this raw sexual magnetism thing going on, I fend women off as best I can but sometimes one makes it through and onto my cock.

some geezer at work started me today lads because I am a handsome young man and he is a pathetic beggar

nevertheless i feel like a coward for not saying anything back

fuck sakes REEEEEEE why wasn't I hardened by public school

>>68269963
what the hell

im graduating as a software engineer and the average salary is 33k

>>68270004
> that whimpy british voice

howling

>>68269877
Jealous. sick of the fucking heat im too fat for this shit

>>68270032
>you will never ravish a qt british twinks boipucci
fuck sake just want to die

>>68269965
>buy a £300 4k TV and buy a used Audi
ah yes social mobility

>>68270030
I'm on 32 (aka fuck all) but I'm single, so I'm halfway to being a deano

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wanted to make a >my feet hurt deano image but lack the ps skills required

>>68269933
HTC is technically a chink company

>>68269963
Yeah but the average age is 40, you melon
Deano is mid-20s

>>68269965
it's probably beneficial for you lads anyway

workers probably work harder and spend more to match those above them

:^)

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>ravish

> :^)

absolutely runt tier emote

Can't say I understand this class system business

Amy Schumer cancelled her Australian tour lads, spent $60 on tickets too
fuck me

>absolutely runt tier emote
absolutely runt tier post

>>68270120
You're right, you can't, not truthfully anyway

>>68270120
it's barbaric i know

Fucking hell if you google Deano the lad who comes up looks like a right Deano haha

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would like to bum a lad in brisbane

>>68270112
um.... i don't have time for u anyway lol

*struts off swinging hips confidently*

girls: YAAAASSSSSSSSSS SLAY

*keeps strutting repressing a smug smile*

Have this fear that I'll stumble into a job and have a qt workmate who makes moves and I'll be too stunted to do anything

>>68270180
sydney pls

>>68270120
working class are people who work for a living
lower middle class are deanos
upper middle class are people who do all the hard work
and the upper are the people at the top

>>68270180
bit gay

>>68270181
*shoves me finger up your bum*

>>68270180
give me $10,000 or I'll smash your jaw into a more expensive medical bill

>>68270210
no

>>68270184
no qt will ever make moves on you so don't worry about it friendo

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>upper middle class are people who do all the hard work

>>68270214
never laughed at these posts

>*haha bums you lol*

comedy gold mate cheers took alot of brain power I see

are the people in friends actual irl friends?? :o

>>68270249
*stuffs my now throbbing cock down your throat until your vomit is forced down my urethra*

The lower-middle class is the true patrician-tier class and anyone who says differently is a fucking idiot.

>>68270180
am 5'8 in brisbane with a taut bum

Wonder why women comedians think they're funny

>>68270274
alri Matt

>>68270285
they probably asked their female friends if they were funny, and since women are spiteful cunts they all said "YAAAAAAAAAAAS BABES YOU'RE SO FUNNY XXX"

>>68270237
it happened twice in high school and once at a train station so its possible

>>68270272
>I am the best
>and heres why *crickets chirping*

>>68270285
>he says women comedians aren't funny
Sexist
*basks in the applause*

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tel em about ban

wy does eh wer the m

s

k?

>>68270272
alri Deano

>>68270285
Fuck off Jim Davidson

can't imagine why none of you read or follow The Specator

the Low Life podcasts are reason enough to follow

>>68270274
post arse lad

>>68270307
Deano is working class through and through, DO NOT put him in my bracket lad.

Christmas wish list: being spanked and punished by a citizen of the commonwealth

@68270344
didn't read a single word of this

>>68270249
*licks your knob*
hahaha wheeeeeeeey look at this poof

look at this BENDER

THE GAY BAR IS THAT WAY YOUR PONCEY BASTARD

WHAAAAAAAAAAY

BACKS AGAINST THE WALL WHEN YOU'RE AROUND THIS MARMITE MINER

>>68270344
wouldn't mind hollowing out your head with a gun of sorts

reading the private eye

>>68270285
lads who want to get laid tell them how funny they are and then some of them lose the plot and start believing that bullshit

lads here grow up slagging each other off, women just start it when they decide to try and become a comedian. it's impossible for them to catch up

>>68270329
shan't be giving you that privelege

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>>68270352
jesus fuck off

giving me bumole a good ol scratch n sniff

>>68270406
post pics

>>68270352
good post this

new
>>68270423
>>68270423

>>68270004
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zrPmudFX21

>>68270382
OH HE'S A POOF

OH HE'S A QUEER

OH HE TAKES IT RIGHT UP THE REAR

*pushes you on the ground and rides your nob*

HE'S AT IT AGAIN THE GAY BASTARD

>>68270004
JANNY, i found an underageb&