Shhh, Chen is sleeping - edition
Fuck you Chen.
I hate you so much you stupid bitch.
>>68261959
hee ho!
a-wakey-wakey!!! sleepy time's a-ovaa starfox!
the night is young, do not give in to such primordial cognitions of sleepiness
>>68262030
but its cold
*runs at you*
>>68262092
*drifts away*
>>68262030
The night is young and so are you.
Bedtime. Now.
>>68262089
a bit of cold is good for the soul. Also I think that futon just raped Chen by forcing her to sleep with it, please delet
>>68262100
*dashes behind you*
*throws a kunai into your head*
fwoosh
>>68262132
>>68262209
h-he's fast
Anyone got a nickel
>>68262225
piss off bum
>>68262225
You're gonna have to earn it.
Show me what you got.
>>68262225
Yes.
Looks like Winter's finally here.
zoom
>>68262224
m-masaka
How do I look?
I have 48 hours to cram a quarter-semester of differential equations. Should I jerk off or watch netflix?
>>68262395
jerk off then think about it
>>68262375
a noose around your neck may make for a good accessory :^)
>>68262395
the world needs more /cum/ if you catch my dift
>tfw wasted my entire day perfecting my plant collection notes, labels, and online bullshit and didn't study at all for my tests
Why I am I so slow at this meticulous bullshit?
>>68262468
Shut up, you'll probably still pass.
>>68262412
>>68262419
thanks buds, you guys always know what to do
why is eurobeat so good, buds?
>pissed away hours upon hours upon fucking hours
I really do hate myself. I'm just sitting there at the computer and I don't know what the hell happens, I mean theoretically I'm "working" on the paper but I'm also sort of not, I don't know. The end result is that now, I have fuckall done and it's due in like 16 or so hours, it's supposed to be 8 pages, and I feel absolutely fucking burnt out despite doing NOTHING somehow. Seriously I don't know where all the time went.
>>68262539
>euro
>good
is NorthAmericanbeat not good enough for you or something pinko?
>>68262539
it's even better on adderall (may cause palpitations)
>>68262539
get your balls outta your asshole and write that paper
Gonna play some MKX. Not sure who I wanna play as
>>68262598
unfortunately not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E87znfAiwv4
>>68262568
Take like a 4 hour nap and get to work like a madman.
Don't stop for any bumps and return to them later to tie up loose ends.
Keep notes on the side for said obstacles.
That's what I've done.
But I agree.
I'm so sick of myself procrastinating my college life away. I never learn.
US navy aircraft-carrier will be an assemble in the pearl-harbor at December 8.
its a Big Chance!!
I CAN DO IT!
TORA!! TORA!! TORA!!
my head is dead, i gotta go to bed,
night /cum/
is trump the greatest president in US history?
>>68262918
Not yet.
>>68262918
A national embarrassment more like it.
>>68261847
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNN!!!
Good morning /cum/
>>68262969
I hate myself
OHAYOU!!
KAWAII-SAN!
>>68262943
I have no penis and I must /cum/
>>68263003
>>68262902
goodnight deadhead
>>68262969
It's 2:50 AM. What are you, some kinda time traveler?
>>68263197
Yes
sleepy time
Good morning /cum/
>>68263377
rest well legend
>>68263499
see
>>68263377
go back to sleep
I miss the neet life.
I don't want to go to work
Who up af and woke af
It's time to pass on the heritage
It all started with a black man.
>>68264128
KANGZZZ
>go to https://quickdraw.withgoogle.com/
>it tells me to draw "Leaf"
>draw the Canadian flag
>I don't know what this is
Motherfucker
whoa, I just nearly ate through a whole new jar of pickles. I also learned that pickles cure brain freeze
pickles are a gift to man from above
>>68265066
,':^)
>>68265465
>>68265496
>be muslim
>live in muslim country
>still get islam'd
There's no escape
>>68265465
>>68265496
>religion of peace
are you sleeping, lads?
>>68266267
no
but I will be in about 20 minutes
>>68266267
Back to work Ivan you don't want to make mama disappointed again
>>68266246
saudi arabia is garbage
they've caused more unrest in the islamic world than the US and euros together
and that's saying a lot
>>68266432
it's too late to work, lad.
>>68266486
And at the same time they've long been the only reliable ally of the western powers in the area
It's a complicated relationship to say the least
>>68266492
the god emperor welcomes a citizen of his bro vladimir
>>68266548
its because they've tied theirs and every OPEC member's oil to the US dollar through OPEC
it gives them, and us, a shitload of control over the entirety of the world oil economy
>>68266638
Compared to how unstable the rest of the region has been, yes. Plus they were an ally against the gommies in egypt, iran, and elsewhere so there's that as well
>>68266565
t-thanks. I hope we'll save the white rce together...
>>68266822
Help us btfo the eternal chink Ivan, God demands it
>>68266656
The Soviets were a reliable ally when the Nazis were around so there's that as well.
>>68266877
y-yeah, first I'll learn proper English then we'll save the world from subhumans like niggers, chinks, spics, etc. just u and me. forever ^^
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62SB_4JFLMg
>>68267529
Hispanic isn't a race
>>68267529
So?
>Opening second morning in a row
I need some sleep ;_;
tfw you realize /cum/ is your safe space
Daily reminder that cumskinned, round-eye, milk-drinkers are the worst, most useless race on the planet.
>>68268964
t. James Smith
>tfw two smart too be white
>>68269113
Because he's superior
>>68269113
>>68269210
>Canadians
>>68269210
To what, a gorilla?
>>68269510
To cumskins
enjoy your skin cancer
Tell you what
Y'all cuckolds
>>68269536
Well we are the most intelligent general on /int/
I want to pound a sissy Canadian's boipussi
>enjoy your skin cancer
>>68269600
Faggots aren't allowed in /cum/
>>68269600
captcha: STOP
>>68269835
Prepare for your pounding sissy
>>68269600
This tbqh
Good morning, /cum/
>>68270036
fuck off
this is my thread now
>>68270036
Morning Baja
How can I get an American friend?
t. american friend wanter
>snow outside
>>68270188
I will be your friend
>>68270188
I'm not american, but I can be your friend.
>>68270348
you're american
we all are
>leave for 30 minutes
>come back
>still no new posts.
Can't wait to get home amd smoke some green
>>68271706
We're all in siesta desu.
>>68271706
i am busy procrastinating
>>68271750
Or in classroom, mr wageslave
special guest just arrived
>>68272282
here's your complementary leaf, sir
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xukW-JibjVc
who /cozy/ in here
>>68272936
>sitting in my room in my massive, cozy sweatshirt drinking coffee and watching the snow outside
>>68272936
>there won't be any snow here this winter
>buy salmon from store
>Ingredients on back assume we don't know that
"Contains: Salmon"
No shit Sherlock
Pic related
>>68273225
They're required to list that by law
so glad this election is finally over
shit is like cancer. it spreads fucking everywhere and i cant get a moment without seeing someone spouting bullshit
dont know how to think
idea: start lifting so i can eat an absolute fucking ton
>>68273279
Yes, i can see from the ingredients. No need to tell me what it already "contains"
>>68273302
they still keep babbling about it, but it's slightly dying down at least
did the protesting finally stop?
>be a mexican
>suck a god dam cock
next 4 years are going to be fun
>>68273752
>get out of school just in time to go to war with the chinks
wew
>>68273674
Tell me more.
should i play oldschool runescape
I'm going to skip classes today on favor of writing an 8 page paper due at 12 AM, meaning I have just less than 12 hours.
Logistically, how should I handle this? I mean when should I take breaks, like 20 minutes every hour perhaps? I think the first step is to fuck off those website though.
Kill me btw
look what kyary pamyu pamyu posted (〃 ̄ω ̄)
she is in LA (*´-`) and was excited to meet stevie wonder (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)
very cute~
>>68273959
i was considering it but i can't be bothered to redo everything i already did on rs3 desu
>>68274051
>Logistically, how should I handle this?
Have you already done your research? Writing the paper itself shouldn't take you more than 3 hours
her eyes are crossed \(>_<)/
weebs were a mistake
http://www.gotoquiz.com/how_college_liberal_are_you
post your results boys
>>68274323
college liberals XDD haha
no
>>68274364
take the test
>>68274323
got 0%
>almost 26
>I've been on this site for over a fucking decade
>>68274323
0% - Literally who made this?
>>68273959
I started playing at the start of the year and quit a few months ago. I enjoyed it a lot but quit shortly after I got a quest cape and there was nothing else to work towards other than skill capes
>>68274130
working towards all those goals is literally 95% of the fun in the game. When you already have everything the game becomes less of a game and more of a chore
There was no such thing as "Sexual Revolution"
The "rights" of homosexual and nudists - it's not a sexual revolution.
Even in the US has not been legalized yet what was legal in the early 20th century - "brothels", "pedophilia", marriage from 11 years old.
The US did not legalized polygamy, despite the fact that there is a large group of Mormons the United States . Didn't legalised "pedophilia" . Instead, pedohysteria and the struggle for the "right" of schizophrenics and feminists.
Didn't legalized prostitution (there was even a TV series "Vice squad", about how US police struggling with "brothels").
All that was allowed in a patriarchal society, is prohibited in the feminist community. Therefore, don't use the phrase "sexual revolution" - it was nothing like that.
Instead of "patriarchal" values there were legalized "values" of schizophrenics and feminists (you can speculate of course about who is behind all those feminists) ..
>>68273752
>>68273846
good luck
>>68274778
(((you)))
>>68274778
what did he mean by this?
>>68274666
i'm 27 in a few months
>>68274808
Also, the Romans identified the degeneracies we know associate with them as Greek customs. First to be despised, then to be admired, then to be adopted.
The Greeks at the time constituting, of course, a dying empire before the advent of Rome. These Greeks did not "invent" degeneracy any more than Rome did. They happened to them towards the end of their apex.
Now you know that "time" is cyclical. Empires, indeed most societies, have life cycles.
Hence it does not bode well for the West, with our "Roman" customs.
>>68274778
ok
>>68274808
copypasta
apparently my CS final is today
haha, whoops
>tfw my dad banned me from the table because i called him a cuckold because he dont like trump
GRRRRR
>>68274941
I didn't even attend university this semester
submitting a medical withdrawal tomorrow to avoid getting Fs
>talking with Vietnamese friend
>We're playing chess
>first game, we tie
>second I win
>third we tie
>whole time, she's complaining about my knights
>fourth game, she pulls brilliant trap at beginning that makes me focus on her pawn (as a lure for her queen) and then shifts a piece to surround my knight
>sweatingman.jpg
>fear she might be smarter than me
>ask her to go to iqtest.dk/main.swf
>she gets 133
>the last time I took the test, I got 130
>"Haha, you got the same as me!"
>quickly hurry to iqtest.dk and retake it
>get 135
That was close, lads.
>>68275239
bad
>>68275016
Really?
>>68275239
>concerned with Intelligence
>takes an online IQ test
>>68275318
this
>>68274323
17%
>>68275056
>tfw did the same
>$3000 down the drain just like that
ebin :-DDDD
>>68275239
pretty sure this is set up so 130 reads as average
literally never seen someone get below 100
>>68275827
same
I keep having severe depression cycles and my psychiatrist doesn't know why, I'll be fine for a few months then barely able to bathe myself for a month or so
>>68275861
i got 90 from randomly clicking buttons
if my Uni cafeteria isnt open during winter break Im kinda fucked
>tfw north indy
>we were scheduled to have snow this weekend
>all we got was 0 degree(c) temps and rain
JUST
Who /atwork/ here?
Just three moee hours and then I can spend the rest of the day jerking off and getting high
>>68276977
>Celcius
>>68276977
>He fell for the mathematical jew
You know where else everything is equal?
COMMUNISM
>>68277038
not used to this fahrenheit shit yet so I just use celsius
>she is ignoring me again
>>68277260
>american
>not used to Farenheit
>>68277324
He's probably a CHI or worse, a Canadian
>>68277324
I came here like 2 years ago, I was sick of dudeweedlmao man
>>68277260
Where are you from?
>there are leafs posting under american flags RIGHT NOW
>>68277386
Oh nevermind, you have to go back
>>68277398
east alberta
I HAVENT STUDIED FOR ONE GOD DAMN EXAM YET!
>>68277526
you're dead
https://youtu.be/L2A3KidIhe8
will you join them?
>>68277433
too bad, I'm here to stay, I have permanent residence, can't get rid of me now
>>68277589
I'll find you
>there are americans posting under leaf flags RIGHT NOW
>>68277483
>east alberta
worst part of this province tbqh
>>68277702
can confirm
>>68277665
who would give up the beauty of the stars and stripes for A FUCKING LEAF?
>>68277665
Really makes you think.
>>68277732
for shitposting purposes without worrying about shartinmart memes?
Hello :3
how is your day going /cum/?
mine is going pretty average
>>68277785
>cant handle europoor """""banter"""
unfit to even be a burger, desu
>>68277826
hello finnish friend
>>68277861
How are you, American?
>>68277949
I'm doing well, how are you?
>>68277826
Hi Finland!
>>68277833
Hello Chile!
It feels boring, but I'm ok with it.
>>68277785
>>68277732
If you live close on the border you get no choice sadly.
>>68278001
Broke my hand at work and I'm on sick leave
>>68278043
Bajachaaan <3 My favorite weed :3
>>68277833
almost forgot i have a pointless dr appointment
then im going to go visit my mummy on the farm
>>68278091
That sucks. My best wishes to you kind sir
>>68278137
Thank you. But luckily it was a work place accident so it's insurance covered.
its time for you to end it all /cum/
>>68277833
Pretty average as well.
>>68278228
Fuck you, I have a massive backlog to get through
>>68278207
should have been following the safety rules funlanon
>>68278449
But I did! Though paid sick leave is always nice :3 more time for funposting
>>68278228
A lighter and a razor, eh:? What are you up to?
ban guns?
yea
ban guns
ban brits desu
>>68278551
yeah
nah
yeah you're a cunt
>>68278593
this
>>68278551
Cease walking upon the serpent.
>>68278593
this 2bh
>>68278593
good post
>>68278551
Brits, aussies, finns, argies and canadians need to be ragebanned one week to see if their is an imporvement boardwise.
>>68278593
brits don't kill people
""people"" with guns kill people
>>68278593
only canadian poster with a good head on his shoulders
>tfw waking up from a 2 month kush coma just in time for finals
2 weeks is more than enough time to study
>>68278735
t. Ahmed
>>68278842
this is an armed confrontation, you'd need guns here silly
luckily thanks to our demographic make up british cities aren't equivalent to a warzone
gonna cook dinner
should i make penne and sausage or an omelette?
pls respond
>>68278735
t. """man""" who is ok being beheaded with a butter knife
>>68278918
penne and sausage
>>68278918
>cooking dinner at 11:30 in the morning
>>68278903
>firing on innocent civilians
>we dindu nuffn
>>68278918
>latest time in us
>2:30
>making supper this early
for what purpose
>>68278939
>tfw that's what i'm having for supper tonight too
>>68278938
t. """man"""" who can't even heem a mere moslem
>>68278968
>innocent civilians
rebel scum must be crushed, shame the french won your war for you, kinda cute though
>>68278968
It's actually 2:33. Still kinda early thoug
>>68278593
wtf I love Canada now.
All Californians should be murdered desu
>>68278939
ok
>>68278986
dinner isn't supper
>>68278968
t. pseudo-yankee
>>68279013
>lying on the internet
>>68279074
t. Proxy
reminder that you're all yanks except for the 45% of your country that isn't white
>>68279085
>Virginia
Virginia isn't part of Dixie anymore, you yank.
>>68279074
I, uh, yes?
>>68279099
Nice photoshop faggot
haha look at this dumbass on my ip range
>>68279119
reminder that 55% of our country are anglos and slavs
>>68279147
>purple background
>being a girl
>>68279119
t. Muhammed ben Akhmin
>>68279140
California isn't America anymore you Mexican
>>68279207
>ont enjoying the manliness color
nu male
>>68279207
>5%
>45%
i know american education isn't great lad but please try and realise these numbers are very different
>>68279099
>proxy
Hmmmmm
>>68279227
t. pseudo-Dixie Hillary-voting fagit
>>68279207
>implying violet isnt the most masculine of colours
>>68279280
Your post has nothing to do with the one you replied to, Nigel.
>California isnt America anymore
>>68279281
whod you steal that from, nerd
>>68279281
CHI
>>68279337
jesus i didn't know americans were this stupid irl
how is everyone today?
>>68279385
>internet
>irl
t. NEET
If you arent living in Pacific Standard time, you're basically a nonentity
Reminder that Virginia did not vote for Hillary. DC voted for Hillary
The current system in which Virginia is both disconnected from its western counties and connected with the suburbs of DC (who already has been unjustly given three electoral votes and now Virginia's votes too) must be ended
If you live outside of the original colonies you are essentially a non-American, a nu-american perhaps.
>>68279504
this
>be virginia
>be blue
>>68279346
you're mum
There is no fucking reason to own guns when guard dogs exist
Kentucky and West Virginia must be returned to Virginia
Tennessee must rejoin North Carolina
Or these five states, plus South Carolina, must secede from the Union
>>68279647
>>68279642
until they shoot your dog, a la ATF style
>>68279642
There's no reason own guard dogs if guns exist
>Loving Day is an annual celebration held on June 12, the anniversary of the 1967 United States Supreme Court decision Loving v. Virginia which struck down all anti-miscegenation laws remaining in sixteen U.S. states. In the United States, anti-miscegenation laws were U.S. state laws banning interracial marriage, mainly forbidding marriage between non-whites and whites.
>Loving Day is not an officially recognized holiday by the U.S. government, but there is a movement to persuade U.S. President Barack Obama to make it so. Loving Day is the biggest multiracial celebration in the United States.
>>68279642
There is no reason to own guard dogs when seals exist. Seals are louder, bigger, stronger, more intimidating, cuter, and capable of combat in land and water.
>>68279642
SHALL
>>68279385
Weak bait, family
>>68279642
I dont have to feed my guns, idiot
>>68279743
NOT
The United States is an illegitimate nation
Once Trump leaves office we should break apart into six to eight different countries
>>68279794
And then they'll be partitioned between New York, California, and Texas.
>>68279794
>>68279779
You feed them bullets retard
>the United States of FUCKING America should break unity
>>68279830
then you shoot the bullets, dumbdumb
>>68279792
INFRINGED
>>68279868
still have to feed them
>>68279724
I had to watch a propaganda film about this once
The literally went to DC to get a lawyer who was literally Jewish to overturn it
Kikes and DC are ruining everything
>>68279426
never mind then
>>68279946
how about I feed your face
>>68279761
*unhooks you and throws you back into the runt pond*
that was a biggun, must have been a yank
>>68279642
what about if you like to collect guns, or hunt, or shoot recreationally?
or what if you're not allowed dogs where you live or they would be impractical
>>68279426
>>68279974
Hello Canada. I feel fine today.
How bout you?
>>68279998
No thanks, I'm not hungry
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/donald-trump-us-president-white-house-confess-bigger-job-a7449106.html
what did he think the job was going to be?
>>68280085
what the fuck
Jewish lawyers made race mixing legal in the US
Jews are major players in the media and porn industry that pushes race mixing
Jews are major proponents of multiculturalism
Fact is Jews hate white people and they want to see us destroyed
History has proven that the white man and the jew cannot coexist in the same nation
Hmmmmmm
>>68280085
perfect
>>68280039
not bad, it started snowing here today
why do you have a star in your name?
What's /cum/ listening too?
https://youtu.be/dDlvnjfDXuQ
>>68280232
>not bad, it started snowing here today
Sounds good.
>why do you have a star in your name?
Why not? It's just a star after all.
>>68280287
More brown qties for us
>>68280267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kg6mX7g9k5Y
anyone else like /int/ because of the diversity of opinion?
no one agrees on anything, theres no "majority opinion", makes it better than circlejerks like reddit or /pol/
theres still really extreme views people are able to voice without censorship, but in a way having people who disagree with you around can strengthen your own opinion
we're like a modern day version of Plato's Academy
>>68280267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXKIBYnM_9Q
>we're like a modern day version of Plato's Academy
>>68280434
>we're like a modern day version of platos academy
>he doesn't listen to metal
>I don't have a state flag next to my American flag
>we're like a modern day version of platos academy
>>68280539
>[Post a Reply][Shitposting] [VapeMemes] [Fedoras] 301 / 111 / 68 / 1 [Upd XDDDD so fanny XDDDD
point proven clearly
>KNOCK KNOCK VIRGIN, WE KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE! STACY REPORTED THAT YOU WERE BEING, LIKE, A TOTAL CREEP! IF YOU COME OUT NOW WITHOUT A FIGHT, WE'LL USE ANESTHESIA ON YOU WHILE YOU GET CASTRATED! THIS IS FOR THE GREATER GOOD!
>>68280645
Fuck Ontario
>>68280613
>>68280693
u 2 sweet cheeks now come over here and lets cuddle
hi :(
>>68280587
>24 hour clock
>celsius
got 1500 rounds of 7.62x39 for $260 and a case of match grade bird shot for $60 buds
these yearly sales are great
>I use the 24 hour clock, Celsius, and don't charge my phone
>Purdue Federal
>24 hour clock
>I post people in fedoras on a mongolian image board for fun
>>68280267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNNLT8UWaXE
>>68280287
mexifornia, "la reconquista" is working.
>>68280847
REEEEEEE my shop at work is so drafty once winter kicks in
>why yes i always keep my phone fully charged, cant live without it
>>68280847
>a fucking leaf
>Why yes, I use my phone so often that I don't have time to charge it. I've got to know exactly how many degrees Celsius it is at 21:00.
>be a least coaster
>Wagecuck monday rolls around while BEST coasters can still enjoy 3 more hours of the weekend
>>68280960
>least coaster
you mean the West Coast, right?
>>68280988
If I had meant west coast, I wouldve said BEST coast
>>68281078
>lying on the internet
sicko