cum mansion edition
WTF I like boys
/balt/
Good evening, /cum/~
>>68254698
haha gay
St. Cloud Superman here to save the day
>mfw driving for the first time without my mom today
Please tell me it gets better.
>inb4 lolunderageb&
I'm 20, I'm just a lazy ass.
>>68254675
>Pertti "spede" Pasanen
>front man of my favorite thread
Good post
>>68254675
>in the /cum/ mansion
>meme gets revived for some reason
>le chateau autiste
>>68254708
>evening
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1480879763746.webm
the gf
>>68254158
>want to spray my syrup on a Mexican (BajaChan)'s face
Ok, but why me?
>>68254706
healthy
>ukraine
>on the /cum/ map
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2304625
>this is what Trump wants to protect from immigrants and muslims
>>68254722
which on of these fine specimen are you?
>>68254718
>Please tell me it gets better.
don't worry you'll eventually get so complacent you'll be more likely to get in an accident :^)
>>68254738
Because you're cute! CUTE!
>2 homo posts to start the thread
>Hey anon, what's your religion?
What do you say?
>>68254675
Watching MST3K buds
>>68254675
should've went with the doggo thread desu
>>68254777
You say jackpot
>>68254750
Man on the right ofc.
>found a pornstar that looks exactly like my gf's mom
what do i do
>>68254777
I'll worship that asshole
>>68254747
>Japan
>>68254798
spank it raw
>>68254706
is that a penis
>>68254747
burger, when you make shitpost like me you will never shitpost the inaccurate.
God doesn't exist.
>>68254748
WTF I hate white women
Where da asian women at?
>>68254779
Watch out for snakes.
>>68254798
Masturbate while listening to Fountains of Wayne.
>>68254779
Comfy
>>68254817
>God doesn't exist.
>>68254748
One time I was in the Eaton Centre (main mall) in T*ronto and I saw this couple with two matching black t-shirts with the SS skull symbol on it that said "Support Slavery".
I kek'd.
>>68254815
what do you think
>>68254815
Yes, it is.
>SYNTHWAVE & DUBSTEP MIX 2016 (4 HOURS)
its go time
>>68254817
Maybe he doesn't. But if you'd honestly proclaim such a thing your sense of morality probably doesn't exist either.
check out this nice video from [s4s]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZoVly3rzDg
>>68254675
>TRS op
https://my.mixtape.moe/xzwxdi.webm
>>68254862
hey werent you supposed to be dead
>>68254716
SAAAVE MEEE
>>68254736
Aww, she's almost as much of a LOSER as you
How cute
>>68254739
el perrito super gordito
>>68254869
Who are you
>>68254675
Love this image so much
I FUCKIN hate reggaeton now
ban:
>guns
that is all
>>68254869
>>68254903
>>68254886
No.
>tfw ywn have a sassy black gf like beyoncƩ
anyone else know this feel?
>>68254903
I'm (you)
>>68254926
On a scale of smart car to jet plane
how loud are they playing it?
How do I ask a girl I like for her number without looking like a desperate autist
>>68254886
I happened to be in the area and bodied the would-be rapist with my katana.
>>68254939
but
Guns.
>>68254842
Were they attractive
>>68254942
Black people tell me this is a good feel to have though...
>>68254945
>>68254949
If she's in your class you can ask her for it in case you had questions about an assignment
i feel like this is going to be a spicy thread
>>68254955
Shut up, after all now I'm all yours, right?
>>68254948
Can hesr it loud and clearly in my room
>>68254675
Post Spedes.
>>68254970
No I work with her
>>68254958
No, they looked like they were in their 50's or so. They weren't super Aryan god looking anyways.
how to improve threads
>>68255001
>>68254991
rightful clay
>>68255014
rude
>>68254987
I'd prefer spic thread.
>tfw no Latina gf
>>68254839
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAw-bqf7C84
>>68255014
>rudeposting
>in /cum/
We're supposed to be the 3 amigos though...
Guiz, I went on /mena/ and all it was was people posting their benis. Weird.
y/n?
helo
>>68255014
I meant the "rightful california clay" meme. There's nothing lewd this time... yet.
>>68255025
That's right.
>tfw no Slavic gf to call me a nigger
>>68255062
I like /mena/ but a lot of people there are weird especially that chink
>>68255071
Hi!
>>68255062
Arabs are really gay.
>>68255106
other languages are frightening and belong in the cave
>>68255104
what chink
why is there a chink in mena
>>68255088
>nothing lewd this time... yet.
>>68255071
redpill me on argentine music
wikipedia says you all have some sort of special genre of rock
>>68255128
From hong kong, he's just an araboo I guess. Obsesses over instagram whores.
>>68255104
it is way more restrained than say for example.../cum/ /exyu/ or /balk/ but then it was weird to see so much benis. i was traumitized. i find /carib/ comfy
>>68255122
ok
>>68255001
Fun fact:
Spede was an ice age denier. Guy spend huge amount of money to disprove the existence of the ice age. He was really, really convinced that the Ice age theory was either false or a conspiracy.
Nevertheless, he teamed up with a Finnish ice age denier and they decided to archeaogy to disprove the age ice. They dug up an eroded cavity in a remote Finnish community. Ironic move, because the excavation further proved the existence of an ice age in Finland.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Devil%27s_Nest
That was the place they dug up. Though in all honsty, the local municipality did take part in financing the excavation, but the Spedes financial contribution was still significant.
>>68254750
LITTLE
>>68255158
FINNISH
>>68255128
this was my thought
>>68255128
why are there chileans in /cum/?
>>68255144
confirmed that there are araboo in Hong Kong.
Mexicans should all learn English.
>>68255194
Refugees that have entered under Obama and Trudeau, Trump will fix it.
how do you meet a girl at a bar when you go alone and are autistic
>>68255194
more like why is there cum in my chili
>>68255144
>>68255198
>araboo
Why do these even exist?
>>68255157
Why though? was he like a hobbyist scientist trying to prove a claim honestly or was there something political/etc behind his ice age denial?
>>68255213
Guiz, I am watching tv and this guy on this cooking show is autistic af and then he says he's from Finland and I scream "FUNLAND? DUDE IS AUTISTIC I PROMISE YOU". Oh, /int/...you've made me such a cow.
>>68255194
Because they're nice with /cum/
It's better for them to stay here instead of /l*t/
>>68255201
Sorry, but at least i'm doing my best.
>>68255211
Alcohol temporarily cures your autism.
Drink until you can talk to grills,
then drink more until they are all hot.
>>68255225
guess you like the taste, fruitcake
>>68255213
He said Chil-e-, not chil-i-, wtf is ur problem?
>>68255219
I don't know... the dude was arap also I think.
>he/she doesn't put meat AND beans in chili
https://youtu.be/32EVBf2VnkE
>>68255224
Nobody really knows. The guy he lobbied didn't have any kind of degree. I guess Spede was just so damn convinced,
/our/ girl
>>68255255
Its too salty, fruitloop
>>68255211
please.
do not ask for socializing advice on this forum.
you will only hear garbage.
E T E R N A L A N G L O
T
E
R
N
A
L
A
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L
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Should I kill myself
>>68255282
CHI
Daily reminder that anime is gay and keeps you from reproducing.
>>68255282
I'm going to need some pole vaulting webm's to get behind her.
CA
>>68255304
>>68255282
Why your claiming my future waifu?
>>68255304
Trying to do you proud
>>68255211
Don't be so autistic and be sure of yourself.
>tfw black beta
Will I ever get a gf buds
>>68255226
eric reddit simply eric
>>68255219
why are there boos to anything really
I guess for the middle east you could sort of see it as a "brother" culture to the west in a lot of ways, I mean obviously mostly enemies but there's parallels like north africa, egypt, iran, levant, mesopotamia, those places used to be in the "western" cultural sphere under rome, they then changed to new this islamic cultural sphere/civilization during 600s, which in my opinion carried on the culural/scientific legacy of Rome after its fall when europe wasn't doing anything important, and having its culture (what we know as "the west" now) fall under christianity, coming to include germanics, celts, slavs.
TE lawrence talked about some of this stuff.
>be lobsterback
>get YORKTOWN'D
>>68255333
I'll fight you
>>68255344
sun never sets
etc. etc.
>>68255366
how do you cure assburgers, with chemotherapy?
>>255194
there is only one and that one is me>>68255194
>>68255399
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Baghdad_(1258)
Be careful white boy. My kind committed lots of atrocities. Tribes have waged wars over women many times before.
>>68255282
2009 called...
>>68255412
that or jumping off a bridge
>>68255440
What does it want?
>>68253472
>you will never look like that
Why even live?
>>68255380
>why are there boos to anything really
Usually they are reserved for exotic high cultures though, not camel jockeys who had a few centuries of relevance. I thought TE liked them in the "Noble Savage" way more then the autistic fascination way.
>>68254750
Middle.
Love wearing and walking around in just my long johns.
>>68255463
>wanting to look like a fit girl
No more >>>/lgbt/ shit please.
>>68255496
Why not a /fit/ girl without breasts and a penis and testicles instead of a vagina?
I was actually willing to cough up the coin for a pair. They no longer have my size; not for another ten months and no guarantee will they collaborate to make the exact same model.
>>68255458
last one
>>68255496
more likt /t/ amirite :DDDDDD
What are the most irrelevant states in the United States?
States in the USA, which are the least important and do not have much importance
>>68255496
>>68255380
its literally true that the arabs kept scientific knowledge during europes dark ages. I think i learned that from William Manchester. Note, I am not an araboo. I am just a little bit of an Israeliboo, tho :p
>>68255522
>ultra-lean very petite muscular manlet
>>68255476
1910s is a bit late for the "noble savage" attitude I think
But I guess it's hard to tell with him
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01LKFPCGK
this would make a good gag gift for me haha
>>68255550
One of the rectangles in the Great Plains
>>68255550
>What are the most irrelevant states in the United States?
Rockies and non-contiguous
>>68255524
are those aldens?
>>68255550
probably idaho
>>68255573
was that only just set in 1910 woah it seemed like a long time ago
>>68255550
Look up a list of states with three electoral votes.
Bad dreams /Cum/, hope you have a nightmare!
>>68255524
They definitely look cool
what are they
t. clueless of fashion
I'm always scared to buy anything that looks good because I think me wearing it would look tryhard
>>68255550
Montana
Idaho
Nebraska
Wyoming
Maine
However they're some of the comfiest
>>68255569
OKAY I'LL ADMIT IT
IT'D BE FOR GAY SEX
>>68255550
Delware's gotta be up there. What does Delaware even do?
>>68255602
Red pill me on Maine
>>68255595
Fuck you
>>68255613
corporate tax haven
>>68255380
Islam set the sand people back. it's a conqueror's region, not thinker's.
>europe wasn't doing anything important
just developing into the place that all the migrants now flock to because their own countries are falling apart on account of islam being a shitshow of backwards infighting
>>68255625
state with fewest blacks I know that
>>68255587
They are and made in collaboration with small store in city I live in. I gave them a fondle a few days ago. It was my first time touching roughout leather and now all I want to do is buy a pair and rub my balls all over them.
>>68255632
it used to be, iirc several years ago its tax haven capability was reduced or entirely eliminated
>>68255605
Don't ever lie to me or my PM again.
>>68255625
Gun shops next to D'angelos sub shops
>>68255667
godamn it i want to go to the Danner store in Portland. Too bad I am sort of poor atm. What shoes r u talking about?
>>68255686
>tfw you'll never have the body of an ultra-lean very petite muscular manlet
>tfw you'll never have sex wtih Justin Trudeau in this body
NO REASON TO LIVE
well I asked a qt for her number and she told me no
>>68255723
well, you tried anon
>>68255663
>>68255695
I have to move there
>>68255538
>ywn have an Amazonian gf to go hiking and have rough sex with
Why even live buds...
>>68255088
holy SHIT you're such a goddamn SLUT
>>68255643
It didn't start developing until the renaissance. Islamic society fell around early 1000s, a lot of people say because of the mongols. But IMO mongols or not, civilizations rise and fall and they had a good 600 year or so run. Anyway the renaissance is when western civilization, a well-grounded concept by this time, took that "spark" from the fall of islamic society (which as I said took it from rome, rome from greeks, greeks from earliest civs of humanity in that area) and then just sort of ran with it and here we are today with western civilization having led the world for a long time now.
>>68255625
Frenchies
Lobsters
Lighthouses
Guns (I think)
Comfy winters
>>68255731
Its a lot like Northern Sweden. A lot of white people, hunting rifles, fishing and alcohol abuse
>>68255686
>>68255720
>NO REASON TO LIVE
>>68255731
You'd be more at home in New Finland, AKA the Upper Benisula.
>>68255710
Context in Madison. I made visit a few days ago to pick a pair of black jeans. Fine little shop. They have collabs with Alden and Momotaro annually. They have two pairs of Alden's that are sold only in their store: Tanker and the Roy boot. Those posted are the Roy in rough-out leather. I've tried the Tankers on before. They have a bicycle toe which is pretty uncommon nowadays especially on a boot.
>>68255742
It's not exactly fudd country but Mainers have a hardon for traditional bolt actions and the like
>>68255730
yeah, I'm not nearly as upset as I thought I'd be.
>>68255733
>right click
>save as
>>68255742
>comfy winters
Liar, those doesn't exist
>>68255745
Sounds pretty much like the Finnish Lapland
>>68255723
she could smell the autisim off you from a mile away
>>68255595
Vermont
Wyoming
Delaware
Montana
South Dakota
North Dakota
And probably maine
Alaska
>>68255733
>ywn have a qt brown gf
So a pure faithful muslim wife is patrician tier right?
>>68255752
GOD BLESS PENCE
PENCE SHOULD BE DICTATOR
>>68255774
There's a reason so many of your kind moved to UP Michigan
>>68255774
Imagine lapland but with English and French descendants and no natives. Winters are cold and wet while summers are mild and humid. I love camping in Maine.
>>68255787
lardasses
when will they learn?
>>68255787
Probably. That and because I'm skeleton mode
>>68255789
delet
>>68255795
Chinese muslims like this are top-top tier.
Other mudslimes don't bother.
>>68255731
Are you sure you don't want to go here
>>68255734
wtf I love Bajachan now!
>>68255803
Lucky bastards for getting out of Finland.
>>68255811
>no natives
Good, Sami bastards do nothing but complain and drink alcohol. Though camping sounds nice. How about hunting?
>Mom uses the internet to stalk people
>Dad uses the internet to read the news or watch old movies
>>68255733
She's just asking get ticks up the ass walking around in the woods like that desu.
Not nice
>>68255733
bimbos only please
>>68255822
I've never seen a Chinese muslim
>>68255849
stop or else I'm going to fap
>>68255822
YOU! I REMEMBER YOU!
I HATE SLUTS >:(
>>68255864
t. megaslut
>>68255832
Deer mostly with some moose if you're looking for big game. You have foxes, rabbits and other critters aplenty. Turkeys, pheasants and ducks for fowl. Black Bears occasionally but they're like puppies honestly in comparison to other bears on this continent.
>>68255857
You're looking at one right now
>>68255738
Islamic imperialism did jack shit but take a bunch of land, kill a bunch of motherfuckers and force them to convert, pay tax or die. A conqueror's region. Did you know Hitler was an Islamboo because he resented christianity's pacifism? lel it's fundamentally about killing kaffir.
>>68255825
Elaborate please
>>68255834
>Mom uses internet to play Euchre
>Dad uses internet to look at high resolution pictures of vaginas
Still regret peeking into that history folder, could have been much worse though I suppose.
>>68255877
FREEDOM FOR EAST TURKESTAN!
>>68255832
Why do you want /out/ of Funland? Tired of the high HDI meme statistics?
>>68255877
Isn't this a mongol
>>68255890
I came home on break from college and there were a few asian teen sites on the ol favorites list. Doubt it was from mom
exico will rule the world in 20 years
be prepared
.
>>68255876
No mooses?
>tfw cannot feed my Hispanic waifu with moose meat
>>68255909
>exico
what did he mean by this?
>>68255914
really making me think
>>68255901
It's a Uyghur and they're Turkic. Look up the Hui. They're Islamic Chinks.
>>68255908
>H-Hey D-Dad, this is Mei-Ling. I met her at University.
>>68255863
>>68255892
Fuck off you ugly turk
>>68255901
Of course not
>>68255879
that's where all the finn migrants went when they came here
>>68255878
>being a leftist
Just finished my fucking homework
Starting to dislike this teacher
So what should you be studying right now, /cum/?
I probably need to study for my physics exam.
>>68255914
This triggers SJW's and black people on social media.
Good shitposting material.
>>68255937
I'm not a Turk, you Chink!
>>68255915
You get some moose but they're a bit shy even in Maine.
>>68255954
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA thanks for reminding me about my 8 page essay due tomorrow night I unironically haven't started
>>68255937
>>68255925
She is quite gorgeous. Thank you for enlightening me.
>>68255948
REEEEEEEEEEE
I'm moving to Ohio, then.
>>68255955
Probably spend the rest of my sift preparing for finances exam
>>68255920
f-fuck you
you're scared because is tru
>>68255955
Financial derivatives
>>68255915
Allison isn't Hispanic. Her brown skin probably comes from Mediterranean blood.
>>68255849
>>68255873
>tfw no Mexican gf
>>68255989
>I'm moving to Ohio, then.
and do what? It's boring as fuck here.
>>68255955
chicano literature (srs post)
>>68255995
My people would have branded her as an Arab
>>68255955
this >>68255980
please kill me
>>68255989
I hope you like cornfields
BOBBY SCHMURDA IS INNOCENT
>>68256005
Probably live and try to find a gf
Biochemistry Laboratory Techniques final Exam
Its relatively easy though and its at 2 PM so I can just get drunk now and study tomorrow since its based on an entire semester of labs.
>>68256014
She looks southern Italian to me, so what's the difference?
>>68255997
colombian hoes
>>68255948
Not a leftist. I just know how argue and you've run out of arguments, kaffir.
>>68256032
it's shmurda ya nig nog
i took this picture last week
>>68256014
Also, being Mediterranean doesn't mean you can't be an Arab. Lebs, Syrians, Egyptians, and Arabs in the Maghreb would all be counted as Arabs but they're still Mediterranean.
>>68255955
Calculus
>>68255925
Damn they are pretty
>>68255849
>orange juice in champagne flutes
i dont get it
Now I have to prepare a speech for Wednesday
>tfw you will never be a cute, athletic male
Truly these are the end times.
>>68256078
>>68256081
you being serious rn? It's a mimosa
>>68256081
There's probably Vodka mixed in
>>68256032
Innocent of what charge?
>>68256088
What's stopping you??
>>68256046
Good point
>>68256070
Hmm, interesting
>>68256017
I heard that living is cheap there.
>>68256098
Isn't this white?
>>68256047
>ywn have a Latina gf
You Americans don't realize what you've got...
>>68256110
Alcohol, tbqh.
>>68256122
>>68256047
they hardly even look latina
>>68256122
I have Latino bf and he's adorable
how much money did you spend today?
>>68256088
I'm a cute, moderately athletic male and life isnt fun for me, bud
Libertarian socialist revolution when, comrades?
>>68256144
3 bucks on some chips and a soda
>>68256144
15k
>>68256117
Khazars and Cumans had light hair and eyes. The genes just died out after the Mongols raped it out the population.
>>68256122
yeah well senpai most of them don't look like that
>>68256135
top shelf bitches get rid of that ethnic look
>>68256161
can we not
>>68256135
You prefer indios?
>>68256147
I'm just being desperately optimistic.
G-grass is always greener, you know...
>>68256186
>>68256179
yes. now you're posting some top tier
>>68256177
Shit, I hit enter too early. I wanted to say that having light hair and eyes isn't exclusive to Europeans. It also used to be common among different Turkic groups and the Uyghurs retain some of those genes. They're just not common.
>>68256181
But it's the only way for us all to be free.
>>68256122
You want to be a yank, m8? I've been to Canada, there are plenty of good looking women.
>>68256177
Fucking mongols, more I learn about them the less fond of them I am
>>68256144
170 sek mainly on tea and energy drinks.
>>68256213
I'd trade all our Paki women for Latina women in a heartbeat Pajeet.
>>68256144
$20 on lunch and dinner
>>68256227
>energy drinks
why that's a GREAT idea
then I can start on my paper right
>>68256227
how many malls does the city you live in have?
>tfw no luck picking locks
why can i only do it some of the times lads
>>68256144
$20 at least.
I bought some food for my friends and myself.
Also alcohol.
I'm currently very drunk.
My apartment burnt down today.
Downstairs neighbors fault. All my shit is water & smoke damaged. Can not live in my apartment since I have no roof.
Anyone been through this before? Yes I have renters insurance. Not sure exactly what they're going to cover.
>pic related
>>68256250
Not sure if sarcasm. I just used them to fuel programming and studying anarchist philosophy for like 14 hours straight.
>>68256237
>all our Paki women
Southern Ontario? You have my condolences 2bh lad.
>>68256276
that sucks bro. Jesus christ what a mess
At least you have insurance to cover your losses
>>68256276
That's horrible. I hope you're okay.
>>68256255
I don't know. It depends on your definition of mall too.
>>68256276
sorry to hear man, hope everything goes well for you.
>>68256288
Send some of your nukes my way.
>>68256276
post pics
they should make a separate internet for poor people and conservatives
>>68256276
Get ready to live the Suite Life for a while on insurance dime, if you had a good policy.
In other news... Thyme and honey make for a good "tea".
I'm just drinking it for asthma relief but it's actually good.
>>68256276
>renters insurance. Not sure exactly what they're going to cover.
Should cover all your possessions if it was a fire.
>>68256292
>>68256298
Thanks anons. Everyone made it out fine luckily. The person at fault was a 90 year old lady with alzheimer's and blind. Her dog died.
>tfw
>>68256330
>>68254748
For a second I thought this was a Save the Whales advertisement.
>>68256281
I'm saying I have a paper due and instead of working on it I'm thinking of buying energy drinks to help work on it
>>68256389
>>68255412
Ive heard that electroschock therapy can help.
>>68256346
Well I'm staying with the gf right now. The emergency line called me after filing a claim asking if I wanted to stay at hotel. Right now I'm being reimbursed for food or any other living expense.
>>68256379
Well my ceiling burned, but the water messed everything up. The smoke is so penetrating that it won't go away.
>>68256276
>>68256389
Fuck, that's fucking awful.
My solution would be to chug hard liquor straight and forget who and where you are.
t. my solution to everything
Please be very kind to bookmark this map, the most irrelevant states in the united states
>>68256431
Does stuff get better for you after?
>>68256321
bit treasonous 2bh
>>68256442
Why are you so interested in this
Stop it
>>68256450
No.
>>68256276
Are your waifu figs and Gundam models okay?
>>68256460
Trudeau is NOT my Prime Minister
>>68256276
That happened to my house when I was in middle school. The fire was only in the attic, but the cunts flooded the house with hoses and pulled down the ceiling. Completely fucked it. My parents rented another house for about a year while some Mexicans rebuilt our house. Its shitty, but youll make it through it. You will have to find another apartment. You can stay in a cheap hotel/motel while you look for one. GL.
Lets me honest here, /cum/
>>68256613
>Massachusetts relevant but not Florida
Fuck out of here.
>>68256613
>Tennessee
>Irrelevant
Where do you think all the slags in Great Britain get their whiskey?
From Tennessee.
delet this
>>68256389
I dontunderstand why people like this are able to sign a lease contract. Your landlord is a literal retard. At least you may find some satisfaction in the fact that even though you got screwed, your greedy kike landlord got raped in the ass.
>>68256630
This. Mass is Illinois/Pennsylvania tier at best.
>>68255101
Is there a version of this for Chicanos?