Words that follow edition
http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=174
fax
born to wank forced to work
>>68216364
is this george?
hot off the press
>>68216378
yeah is this steve?
>ywn have dangerous sex with amanda knox
Remember lads - the only good Aussie, is a dead Aussie.
>>68216392
lmao yeah! how've you been god it's been a while
>>68216437
What if it's an Australian who has made himself into an undead lich?
We got 5 in, room for a few more
http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=174
>Paris is better than London
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1480832757434.webm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8syQeFtBKc
me in the varsity jacket
been playing vice city every now and then
games actually way harder than the new GTA games, but only because of the shite clunkly controls
White British women LOVE black and brown men, quote this if you agree.
"Anonymous 12/04/16(Sun)00:28:31 No.68216502 ▶
White British women LOVE black and brown men, quote this if you agree.
"
>>68216482
cunt WHAT fucking planet do americans live on hahaha what the fuck just fuck the guns off hahaha like what the fuck
Tried to volunteer for Sea Shepherd but they only take good-looking people.
>several people join the wordsthatfollow game
>/brit/ grinds to a halt
wew lad
>>68216472
London is ugly when you look at it from the air but unironically is the better city and is comfy on the street.
>>68216472
I REALLY enjoy the music of the alt-right
>Tried to volunteer for Sea Shepherd
doing a rollie
kill a traitor before an enemy
body odor smells like marijuana frfr
>>68216624
100 emoji
say a prayer for the youth of america
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-d2k2flgIIk
>>68216663
JEB SURGE
>>68216663
Kek
quivering
how easy would it be to sell large amounts of cocaine to niggers in the hood
>time for wine :P
fucking spare me cunt jesus
>>68216692
Getting those arrows ready for the French are you?
don't like the new fivers desu
>>68216663
yer probably not
>you will die without ever having sex with an indian girl
>Cascadia will always be full of pussies
>tfw no NCR
>all answers to do with BBC
absolute state of /brit/
the age old question
poo or continue farting
leaning towards the latter
fuck off jeb you absolute melt
i propose that /brit/ should become /brit/+/ausnz/
what are your thoughts?
>>68216482
need an ethnically ambiguous library gf
>>68216778
Doing a reply post right now.
>>68216778
/CANZUK/
doing an impotent rage
>>68216807
Hopefully one day mate.
>>68216807
>>68216807
Rewd, 2 be on it.
>>68216482
wow
we need to kill all abnormie bullied nerds IMMEDIATELY
>>68216814
but cuckada has almost nothing in common with nz and aus really
>>68216850
You're stupid.
>>68216850
Canadians say "eh"
we say "aye"
just had an intense wank
now me arse is damp from all the sweat
>>68216863
choice as brew
>>68216860
You're a leaf
>>68216868
hate that in summer, bed gets sweaty from
wankin
whatd you bat to?
>>68216884
You're a carrier for sheep related STDs.
>>68216850
more in common than the US does
I'm 1/4th ethnically Aussie
my granmum grew up in the little Brisbane ghetto after her and her family fled the Vegemite famine
how come amnesiacs forget who they are but they remember how to speak?
>>68216899
Unilad tier call
>>68216850
Shut up, As long as they all fuck off the better.
>>68216915
bit suspicious
>>68216884
you almost became a leaf yourself
mammal I will CRUSH you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAXtKgpm_ks
>>68216890
thoughts of the so-called oneitis talking to me
>>68216915
Different parts of your brain
>>68216942
Quite like that flag ngl.
>>68216942
those are technically fronds, not leaves
gonna destroy a box of barbeque shapes
>>68216967
It's vile, everyone aside from washed up hippies hate it
Let's hit em all now while we got the muscle!
>>68216983
>thinking i fucking care about your opinion
Kek.
>>68216944
bit rood :/
>>68216993
Aussies and Canucks? Count me in.
SKINNERRR
>>68216979
shut the fuck up college boy
*glasses an aussie from behind*
WOOOOORLDSTAAAAAAAAR
>>68217024
Good lad.
is reddit is fun down for anyone else?
mammal is a paki
>>68217050
nvm working again
>>68217076
give us a link mate
http://www.haxball.com/?roomid=~287779d5c9d2b4e629dce3040ecf7bb45be9fcc390b5bf4c7decf1b255d28c8a9&pass=1
haxball
password is brit
dont know how to do custom maps
>>68217105
virus do not click
why did i move to southern california?
Why is /brit/ dead?
i don't mind the sun sometimes the images it shows
>>68217122
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoxW1FVJE_Y
>>68217105
Fucking hell you just gave me malware
>>68217140
lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_RELjHhD2s
new haxball up?
http://www.haxball.com/?roomid=~2ba916db570736322c656df31c7aa82c05d92f44ba4bd595308b3839a9813cf1b&pass=1
new room, password is the same
>>68217183
Yee
Business idea:
Domesticate kangaroos
this thread is now /usa/
trouble on my left, trouble on my right
i've been facing trouble almost all my life
funny thread
enjoyed every post
>>68217237
Go on then
that chocolate chip is still stuck in my throat lads
>>68217389
swallow a big piece of bread
>>68217389
swallow my load
>>68217399
but then the chip would catch on the bread and the bread would just get stuck
>>68217389
reckon i could fish it out with my hook shaped penis
>>68217414
good way to kill yourself without committing suicide
read aku no hana until 3-4am last night
woke up about half an hour ago
>>68217389
how did you manage that mate
the poo peelander is talking to himself
>>68217422
go on then
>>68217429
ate some ice cream with chocolate chips in it
I had my wisdoms out a few days back, so I eat like a bit of a retard at the moment
>>68217427
i always stay up very late when im reading the 'nga
>>68217389
Bet its not, it's just scratched your throat so it feels lie it's still there.
Eat something that's got no sharp edges and is mostly creamy or mayo, swallow right as it's where you feel the "chocolate chip" and see if it soothes the sensation. If it does, get a load of lozenges (like strepsils or whatever) and numb it for a few hours.
>>68217460
this was the first ive ever read, absolutely brilliant lad
Oceanic man, take me by the hand and lead me to the New Zealand
>weebadoos in this itt
>>68217481
>Oceania
>>>/x/
having sex with my asmr gf
>>68217445
I ain't
>>68217464
> swallow right as it's where you feel the "chocolate chip"
it feels like it's right by my adam's apple, don't know how I'd manage that
>>68217498
Bet mine's better
>>68217498
It better not be Dana you fucking mongrel
>>68217468
just read the wikipedia article--looks interesting
>>68217498
does she just whisper to you or eat a bag of cheetos in your ear when you fuck?
u can't prove that
>>68217501
>it feels like it's right by my adam's apple, don't know how I'd manage that
Well the important thing is that you didn't try. Remember - trying is the first step on the road to failing. Enjoy your sore throat.
CEEEEENKKKK
HEEEERE CENKY CENKY CENKY
I'VE GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOUUUU
I hope this Kiwi dies tbqh. Tedious fucking cunt
me irl
>>68217547
what about this one x
>>68217501
*punches you in the throat* feeling sore now mate?
*clatters you in the knackers with a snooker cue*
>>68217513
it really is, its amazing and really made me think.
it's kind of like a manga fight club I guess
>>68217551
this is the opposite of what the alt right looks like
>>68217551
is horsey that fucking stupid that he can't draw a swastika the right way around?
I've been waiting all night...
>>68217551
see you've been taking your super male vitality regularly
VERY high energy crowd out here tonight in support of Hillary in the recounts
>>68217503
sick new order shirt desu
>>68217555
yep
>>68217525
so I've got some yoghurt now, am I just supposed to sit here with my head back and mouth open like a nob until it slides down, then hoik it down like a seagull? It feels a little bit silly if I'm to be honest with you.
Really sets the synapses ablaze 2bh
doing a dread
>>68217564
HUNC EGO HOMINEM EX IURE QUIRITIUM MEUM ESSE AIO ISQUE MIHI EMPTUS ESTO HOC AERE AENEAQUE LIBRA
>>68217603
>It feels a little bit silly if I'm to be honest with you.
Like I said, don't try it. As long as you never know if it works, you'll never know if it could have worked
NOT a fan of this other kiwi
probably jerseycunt desu
>>68217578
lol'd
>>68217611
Existential or imminent?
*starts a riot*
*grabs a kiwi runt and slams him tothe gloor obliterating his front teeth*
>>68217609
this guy's retarded but he's not wrong here
>>68217625
it didn't work
>>68217634
Imminent la
>>68217634
i often have unprovoked feelings of imminent danger
>sick new order shirt desu
>>68217649
good
>>68217636
*chops your head off with machete*
>>68217649
Well at least now you know. But if you swallowed it, means there's nothing stuck in your throat, it just feels lie it because something slightly scratched it. The irritation will pass.
Yeah, boy
I'm digging what you're doing
Yeah, boy
I'm trying to keep it cool
But you're making it hard, I'm wishing your arms
Were wrapping me up tight
Yeah, boy
You shine and you can't even help it
Yeah, boy
Your eyes could make the moon jealous
And if you wanna know if I wanna be your girl tonight
Yeah, boy
>>68217666
Are you one of the lads who ate the Rockefeller?
woke up
>>68217699
Don't have the slightest clue what you're on about mate.
Ah yes, "family will always be there for you"
>greenletters so people will read the image aha
>>68217693
I love the contributions americans make to this general
Got the trots lads baka
>>68217734
Had the liquid sit down for a week str8 now.
Kind of enjoy it now, its satisfying.
Embrace it m9.
>staff xmas party this friday
I promised myself i would not drink too much. Like only one beer per hour...
>>68217716
One of the Rockefellers went to New Guinea and got eaten by cannibals there
>>68217770
Don't care.
>>68217756
Fuck of proxyfag
*walks in your general direction while maintaining eye contact*
>>68217776
you gonna spend christmas in png?
>>68217717
me Jacob
>>68217786
This.
Take all the other JFs with you too. Fucking boring shit sacks
>>68217786
You fuck off.
>>68217793
Nah mate. Coming home tomorrow!!
Kev's Wardrobe
1: 1 Pennies faux leather jacket (XL)
2. 1 redhawks hoodie (XL)
3. 1 American NHL Anaheim Ducks hoodie (XL)
4. 1 NYPD hoodie (XL)
http://nyfirestore.com/item/nypd-sweatshirts/nypd-navy-hoodie-sweatshirt/
$45
5. 1 pair of boots (Size 9)
6. 1 1 pair of trainers(Size 9)
7. 1 NYPD beanie hat (L-XL)
http://www.ebay.com/itm/NY-YANKEES-FD-PD-KNIT-BEANIE-SKULL-CAP-HAT-BLACK-LN-BOYS-OS-QUICK-SHIPPER/272110197585?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20131003132420%26meid%3D142b1ebb83f1450bb4351fc7c1ec5c87%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D272110197584
$15
8. 1 Plain Shirt (48" Chest)
9. 1 Baggy suit trousers (38 waist 30 leg)
10. 1 Violet tie (osfa)
11.1 cargo pocket pair of bootcut jeans (38 waist 30 leg)
12.1 classic straight pair of dark blue jeans (38 waist 30 leg)
13. 1 NYPD shirt (XL)
14. 1 Straight Mustard Cargo trousers (38 waist 30 leg)
15. 1 classic straight pair of stonewash jeans (38 waist 30 leg)
16. 1 Manbag satchel
17. 1 black marshall hoodie (XL)
18. 1 dark blue shirt with vertical white lines (48" chest)
Don't have info on undies and socks at this time
Business proposal: filter the paki algerian nigger and thainonce
kiwis are so qt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOOxawb-d0I
Redpill me on some of the foundational /brit/ memes
/cum/ is boring as fuck
>>68217830
FOY
>>68217830
FOY
>>68217830
you should be used to spoonfeeding yourself yankshite
>>68217810
are you there for a holiday/ volunteer work?
>>68217830
this is Mr Egaraf
he is a very famous up and coming /brit/ personality
>>68217823
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8x5d_lZtA0U
I might be a boring sap but I do have kiwis
>>68217864
can you keep those things as pets? or are they endangered or something.
>>68217864
I wish land-birds were more common
mammals are so full of shit.
>>68217864
me on the pull
>>68217881
>mammals are so full of shit.
Like your life, your face and your mum
Kea's are far more based than kiwis
South Island > North Island
>>68217852
Working as an engineer installing ground based navigation systems for aeronautical activities.
Right now I'm getting drunk though.
Noi Zoiloind bru
>>68217864
Cute!
>>68217902
gay looking runt bird
talking to a half-white half-maori kiwi qt
what are some New Zealand memes I can say
>>68217875
No you can barely find them anywhere you brain dead yank
They got btfo by the possums that the eternal anglo brought here, and rats brought by the maori
If they were more common, it would be cool to keep them as pets though, apart from when they claw out your eyeballs
can you eat kiwis,
>>68217918
Nek minnut XD
>>68217919
dont believe you.
>>68217918
call her a dole-bludger, she'll love it
>dat City implosion
>>68217918
Tell her the day of the slice awaits
can't wait to pay some taxes
>>68217934
that's a thing in every country you dolt
talking to a half-white half-abo half-maori half-english canadian qt rn, i think she is retarded or something
>>68217902
staunch looking desu
>>68217934
>>68217929
wew
>>68217946
the day of the rake looms
flee
Rate my paki, lads.
is Iskra Lawrence a coalburner?
>>68217933
I don't fucking care what you believe you dullard, you probably believe the world is flat for all I know
mad
>>68217970
exactly
they aren't runty or endangered, whenever I go skiing there are heaps of them milling around the cars trying to get food
alpha asf
>>68217981
not a word
>>68217989
you can ski in new zealand?
>>68218004
kill yourself
>>68217995
Didnt open a single pixel of that image
>>68218004
this >>68218015
>>68218015
i seriously didn't know it snowed in new zealand
>>68218004
>>68217995
ah yes, the classic american pretending to be retarded, always a laugh
>>68217989
they also have lovely plumage, but we're gonig to win a staunch birds competition, we even lost a war to some
not even heard of new zeland before today
>>68218027
Haven't you seen lord of the rings you retard
>>68218027
>>68217902
>dat beak
>dat plumage
It's like a velociparrot
>>68218027
you fucking idiot, did you wtch lord of the rings?
garbage yank infested thread.
shant be reading another letter posted here.
>>68218053
no i've still never watched those
>>68218038
Literally know nothing of new zealand other than lotr was shot there
>>68218071
ah ok then
see >>68218015
what's lorde up to these days
>>68218027
Ddue liek lord of the ring?:????????
snpow in the mo;ntrians duede??? lieterally best movie of all tiems peter jaksson is GAOT
>>68218075
not much to know really, we're a lot like canada except warmer and with a more annoying accent
>>68218069
*smacks you on the bottom on your way out*
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes, "yankee" doodle
>>68218062
>>68218039
plumagemind
>>68218053
>>68218066
LOTR was filmed in australia morans
for all their moaning and blubbering about degenerates, Muslims are pretty huge fags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1E9uWm9nJc
>>68218109
THIS
>>68218113
Google man love thursday
Muslims are literally, LITERALLY gay
plumage wankers love their plumage
>>68218096
>>68218066
no i've never seen those i'm not interested in the most generic fantasy shit possible
absurd amount of Varg threads on /fit/ rn desu lads
>>68218143
good lad
LOTR is 'ddit tier
>this song was entirely written and generated by an AI
https://soundcloud.com/jukedeck/today
Meanwhile I still can't even play Wonderwall
do americans have bakeries? do americans ave pies?
morning boys
>>68218125
>Muslims force gay men to have sex changed then marry them
literally /b/ tier denial
>>68218157
oasis is shit
>>68218143
its only generic in the sense it literally definied the genre
not sure if you're just baiting for you's but either way you a plebbe
>>68218143
>the most generic fantasy shit
LoTR was the origin of modern fantasy. Not generic at all.
>>68218170
Benders sued all our bakeries out of business
>>68218095
laffin
>>68218181
i haven't seen a lot of famous movies and ppl always think im baiting even irl
>say "alright" to someone as a greeting
>they actually proceed to tell me whether they're alright or not
>>68218196
when the whole squad tunup
the gf
>>68218188
so its kinda like how seinfeld defined sitcoms?
didn't know that
>>68218113
man watching this now and these Afghans are white as fuck
really weirds me out seeing "European" looking Orientals
>>68218223
never seen Seinfeld
>>68218218
brah! lmoooooooo
The swedish gf
https://youtu.be/DOnnVY4cyZU
>say "hey how are you" to someone as a greeting
>they say "hey what's up" as a response
ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION DIRTBAG
>>68218224
Maybe in Canada's fucked up standard of white
>>68218236
revolting
real east coast hours who up
>>68218262
you have to admit they don't looked like the typical hook nosed dunecoons
they look like swarthy Europeans
>>68218297
fuck oyu
http://www.strawpoll.me/11794488
>>68218304
Spanish/Portugese aren't white my friend
>>68218297
FUCK you MOTHER
Ahh yes, /brit/ in the morning
>>68218327
I said European
3:33am real east coast hours i KNOW yall up better smasht ath mofuckin (You) button real quick 100//
>>68218349
perfect
what wuld you do if this was your son?
>>68218349
has this fit slut done anything since harry potter?
>>68218398
me in the pic
got the synthwave on
about to transcend space and time to reach my destiny
>>68218404
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3676859/Emma-Watson-suffers-box-office-flop-latest-film-Colony-takes-just-47-box-office.html
whats australia's equivalent of Deano
>>68218424
never link me an article again
how do you answer "hey what's up?"
I just say "nothing"
Why are the Americans on at this time so much worse than the ones who come on later?
They're barely comprehensible.
>>68218473
"not much, how about you?"
then when they tell you some boring shit just say "aha yeah "
*walks away*
>>68218473
"Not much" or "same old same old"
>>68218349
despise her
if I choke to death in my sleep I leave my cummy undies to the americans of brit
>>68218473
"the roof" or "the sky" if outside
>>68218490
early hours in yankland so it's all the pissed NEETs
>>68218490
Umm it's almost 4am on a Friday night sweetie it's a safe wager that most are proper cunted x
>>68218473
hahaha my blood pressure :PPP
>>68218473
"your cholesterol fatty" haha
>>68218473
you supposed to say "'tsup" back
>>68218491
>>68218495
erm if I wanted a yank to reply i would've asked -.- thanks
>>68218515
>>68218531
>>68218532
much better
>>68218490
to which posts in particular are you referring
>>68218545
dont ever reply to me again.
xx8550
cheeky (You) bait dont reply to him
g'night m'lads
If all the Aussies killed themselves, would they be missed?
>black guy calls you 'boss'
>>68218589
abo SURGE
>>68218589
nope x
>>68218570
....go on
>>68218570
anyone who pulls to this deserves to be shot
>>68218589
Alri jeb
>black guy calls you 'pussy ass whitey mayo wont do shit mouth'
>>68218605
line up by the ditch could ya mate, there's a good fellow
noisy cunts upstairs woke me up vacuuming again lads. every sunday at 8.30 they do it.
peep the responder's name