/cum/

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Jenna desu

i like boys /cum/

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felicity desu

WRONG

http://sketchtoy.com/67700184

>>68209301
>flag
duh

>>68209346
*deep nasal inhale*

>>68209301
>flag
Non-surprise of the month.

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we can tell, muhammad

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>>68209346
inspiring

>>68209301
T'es un dégénérer pédé

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>>68209346
Impressive

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>>68209339
>nigger what the flying fuck is wrong with you?
When humans are born naked everyone is loved the same. Why then is it that during our lives our fates are divided in a most cruel way
Some look people in the eyes, others are not seen, some know love, others don't. If that's the case I would rather be a baby until I die - a baby human
The baby she hold is actually a baby human. Behind that innocent face he is snickering inside. You should be one too! It's nice and easy! Baby human
Ababa ababa, dance, multiply, and then world domination!
Conquer Russia, Canada, and India too
Ababa ababa ababa dancing baby human

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>>68209192
FUCK MORE

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>>68209346
the albertan oil well one is the best so far imo

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What am i to do about this year's catastrophic kyrgyz walnut harvest, buds?

> tfw no big titty consumer electronics gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIP50LYd-rI

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>>68209415
arrête les brimades
>>68209352
>>68209391
let's make love burger-san :3
*unzips feminin benis*

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hockey is on buds

Should I walk over to the liquor store and buy alcohol?

They close in an hour. I'm not drinking tonight but I'm bored.

>>68209192
I love the Dead or Alive franchise and highly recommend it to anyone who is looking a story-driven video game with amazingly written character with an amazing development throughout the game..

>>68209552
I'd let her handle my stick if you know what I mean

>>68209575
go stand out front and ask for change.

>>68209579
dead or alive? more like war and peace

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Not looking forward to hauling in tonight's firewood with this index finger wound, desu.

>>68209637
Post finger wound pls

>>68209575
where the fuck do you live that liquor stores close so early?

Yeah go get booze and drink with me bud, I need a drinking buddy

>>68209652
I will if it opens back up.
Trying to avoid that so don't get your hopes up.

>>68209688
In Ontario you can only buy alcohol from the Liquor Control Board of Ontario or LCBO. Also everything is expensive.

I think in Manitoba it's less socialist and there's private liquor dispensers. In Ontario, grocery stores are now able to sell beer as of recently.

What are you doing tonight?


I just got back from grocery shopping now I'm getting drunk and watching family guy on Netflix and eating chips and salsa.

>>68209523
depart on a quest to Tuva

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>felicity desu

>>68209819
here in 'berta theres a liquor store every block and they're open till 1am on weekends

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when you go out and buy lots of groceries but order a pizza for dinner anyway

>>68209824
play league then neptunia

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>>68209875
Never in Ontario, not on my watch.

>>68209824
sounds like a time, what are you drinking? me, Whiskey

I'm getting drunk and about to play some titanfall 2 when its done dling

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>>68209824
watch hokey

>>68209875
some of the liquor depots are open till 2am every day bud

>>68209892
i ordred a mega miami pizza tonight i loved every last bit of it

>>68209917
Pretty sure she wants to end the LCBO/Beer Store monopoly, but the Conservatives are opposed it. If I remember correctly.

>>68209824
>get fucked up
>shitpost like a madman
>?????

livin the dream

>>68209953
yeah right. that's election bait. like the liberals would ever do that.

>>68209892
Well you went grocery shopping at near-peak hours. Unsurprising you don't want to cook after such an un-comfy experience.

>>68209941
I don't drink that late on weekdays but I wouldn't doubt it

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>>68209637
comfy pic lad

>>68209875
In NB they close at 9 or 10 pm, everything is expensive as all fuck, and the absolute only place that sells beer, wine, or spirtits, is AlcoolNBLiquor.

Sucks tbqh

>>68209976
vodka?

>>68210032
Wait NB has similar situation to Ontario? That sucks LCBO and Beer Store are garbage and expensive as too.

>>68210005
I identify as a bud, shitlord.

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>>68209637
if you want, that grubby finger wound would heal faster inside of my mouth. I'd sup its germs out then slobber coat it with a restorative, alleviating cool layer of saliva
let me know if I can help :o

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>>68210033
just a lot of пивo & мapихyaнa

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>tfw you wanna live in a capitalistic society but mom wont let you

>>68210032
well I lived in Sask for a while and it was the same kind of thing. the only other place that sold booze was at a bar but that was pricey

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>>68210093
How expensive? Probably not AlcoolNBLiquor expensive

Here's a 24 of cheap budweiser.
$42.65

At least they had $450,000 to change their logo earlier this year.
The province tried selling its own beer "NB Select," it was cheap but undrinkable. Does your province have its own beer brand?

yeh bro

>>68210166
that paper mache caricature would still be as useful as the real thing

i got my cinnabons desu

>>68210262
no the paper mache wouldn't increase taxes so It would actually be better

>>68210260
pls send me a mexican gf

>>68210219
in 'berta its just over 30 bucks for a 24 of bud

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>>68210338
tfw might get geology in berta

>>68210260
oh hey bud whats goin on?

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Good evening, children. Would your parents happen to be home at the moment, or were you left home alone all by yourselves?

>>68210219
24 bottles are around $40 here too but we have things like Brava that is around $33 for 24 bottles.

>>68210260
can I touch you?!?!

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>>68209346
His eyes should have been drawn open at the last.

>>68210304
kek but it's still a liberal so I'm sure it would find itself in some sort of scandal

>>68210338
Don't forget that average income in Alberta is $92k and it's $59k in NB

>>68210406
We no longer have any cheap options. Although for like $5 or $6 you can get 750mL of La Fin du Monde, which is like 9%, so 2 or 3 of those will fuck you up and they are very good.
The beer I like, Innis & Gunn from Scotland, is $19 for a fucking 6 pack. It's awful

The frogfu's hosting SNL tonight btw

>>68210544
AHH A RAT

>>68210544
a shit

>>68210449
>paper mache offends some dindus
>too white say BLM
>liberals begin apologizing profusely
>Desmond Cole says this is more anti-black racism
>Liberals apologize profusely and create a task force to combat racism

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>>68210544
Your beauty is that of the star flower.

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Hmmmmm....

making a man sized rat trap

>>68210796
once you catch a man what are you going to do with him? homosexual stuff? are you gay?

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>>68210796
He wont fall for such simple tricks

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>>68210777
Хaхaхa

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Five Eyes, we need to talk secrets.

Sorry Mexico, nothing personal kiddo

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Does /cum/ shitpost on any other sites?

I'll go first:
cbc.ca

one of my youtube comments appeared on the tv in a viral video program in national geographic

>>68210874
yik yak

>>68210820
will teach him to not take my cheese or anything of mine ever again

who on the best coast want to go to Boston for legal dude weed?

>>68210888
Muy bueno amigo, you've achieved immortality.

>>68210874
yik yak

CNN before they deleted their comment section

youtube

>>68210888
did you have an anime or pepe default?

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>>68210874
>go to [x] mainstream kanadian news website
>comments are full of baby boomers stuck in their ways
>troll them with turbo /pol/ bait
>laughter ensues

>>68210862
>ABCA

What about N for New Zealand and Q for Québec?

>>68210874
Jewbook

>>68210914
Is it legal in Mass now? I know it is in Maine

>>68210914
Please don't come here

We don't want you

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>>68210936
>and Q for Québec

>>68210968
but my auntie lives there

>>68210962
both dude

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I can't take it anymore! I NEED a cute canadian's hot girlmouth to accommodate my meaty hamburger beefcock!

>>68210899
>>68210922

>Due to the widespread bullying and harassment committed through Yik Yak, many schools and school districts have taken action to ban the app.
>On May 13, 2015, Santa Clara University President Father Engh released a statement to all students after several racist remarks were posted on Yik Yak
>On October 3, 2014, The Huffington Post published an editorial by Ryan Chapin Mach titled "Why Your College Campus Should Ban Yik Yak

Well done buds.

>>68210936
New Zealand only became a full member in 2006

>>68210901
don't be greedy share your mancheese

>>68210990
me too, but my leafmeat

captcha: MANDARIN Priot it's a sign...

>>68210983
Her apartment isn't big enough for the three of us champ, sorry.

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thoughts?

>>68210932
It's actually too easy sometimes. I miss the National Post comment sections though.

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>>68210996
I do what I can

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>Have le weedman in office
>Still no legal weed

>>68211022
>thoughts?
pol is a shithole

>>68210996
They made anonymous comments possible again. Lately been making very vague Jewish remarks and there's one or two other people that get it.

They also do the whole tbqhwy senpai shit, obnoxious

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>68211104
shut the FUCK up

nigger roommate literally set heater to 90 degrees

we're not in africa you fucking shine

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>>68210990

>>68211033
National Post is not as bad. CBC and Global News are the most pleb, most leftist brainwashed.

>>68211022
This must exclude those micro-nation proxy flags.

>>68211022
expected more brits

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>>68211095
>Lately been making very vague Jewish remarks
I wonder if my school has banned Yik Yak

>Dieting
>Ate all my calories for today
>Dying of hunger
I'm eating a bowl of lettuce. Straight lettuce leaves. Kill me senpai.

>>68211079
t. cuck

>>68211138
chug water

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>>68211112
OK

>>68211022
Hopefully Canadian nationalism is on the rise and we will get our own Trump

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>>68211104
better cool your jets, pal

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HMMMMMMMM......

>>68211104
me too

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>>68211014
>leafmeat
you'd have to find a vegetarian-cock eater. should be no trouble, they're never coy! aha.

>>68211022

Canada is truly a shitposting superpower.

>>68211164
>shitty post communist state saying to cool my self
no

>>68211022
Of course Canadians are a repressed and apathetic. We are also very cynical people so it makes sense.

>>68211119
National Post comments were easy to make though, CBC censors everything and Global uses that FB plugin so it's less enjoyable.

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>>68211104
don't be mad be glad

>>68211209
Have you ever traveled abroad? All Anglos are naturally cynical except Americans.

can have like a bunch of (You)'s for like no reason ?

@68211242
no

>>68211249
I like (you)

>>68211242
only if you give me one too

>>68211209
tell me more about that cynical part i heard it before but idk where
pls i want to know in what way and why ?

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>>68211242

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>>68211258

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>>68211193
Communism ruined "Ukraine" by partitioning parts of it that shouldn't have been partitioned and creating a phony nation-state. It's not what it should be because of leftists. Read up on the history of the Russian empire and you'll understand my sentiment.

@68211275
>being this much of a (you) whore

>>68211274
ok

>>68211291
wtf happened to his finger

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>>68211291

>>68211022

Is this what national pride feels like?

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remember me?

I saw a lot of fat couples playing this in the park when it was popular. Also I few girls with cut marks.

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>http://www.cbc.ca/news/california-warehouse-party-fire-1.3880191
>Up to 40 feared dead in California warehouse party fire
>Fire chief says building's roof roof had collapsed, complicating efforts to recover bodies
>A woman cries as she brings flowers near the scene of the warehouse fire in the Fruitvale district of Oakland, Calif., on Saturday.

West Coast btfo?

>>68211242
(Vous)

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>>68211275
he's exaggerating, Canadians are actually just tsundere

>>68211352
wtf is a pokeymans?

>>68211304
:3

>>68211353
>cbc.ca
stopped reading

>>68211317
Nice finger wound desu

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>>68211242
only if I get a kiss in return

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>>68211299
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Novorossiya

>>68211408
I have been to the Russian speaking part. They didn't seem overly fond of Russia tbqh

>>68211408
so everyone who speaks english should belong to britain?

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>tfw on drugs

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>>68211450
Are you me?

ban guns

should I go to the pub tonight buds?
I'm feeling social and internets isn't cutting it.

>>68211360
merci l'ami
>>68211365
i am tsun dere all the time because i don't like it when people get too familiar with me
>>68211402
can't you just give unconditional love for once?

>>68211477
this

is ccleaner safe

guns are for gays

So I can just move to America and start renting an apartment?

Can I just apply to any job after I graduate school?

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>>68211437
How far east did you go? All the way to Donbass, where they're taking up arms for the cause?
>>68211439
If they want to. The Russians in Donbass don't want to be part of a pro-EU Ukraine. It's self determination.
Aren't westerners fond of such values? I guess not when it goes against (((their))) geopolitical interests.

>>68211477
>>68211506
>>68211522
t. big gaywads

>>68211477
Don't tell me what to do

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>>68211541
Sure, what could go wrong?

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Thinking about buying this


Thoughts?

>>68211584
I read I need a K-1 job visa (I think) first to get rent an apartment.

How hard to get for someone going into the mining/oil industry?

>>68211541
>So I can just move to America and start renting an apartment?
Don't you need a visa?

Scorpions are like little land lobsters, prove me wrong.

>>68211547
>If they want to. The Russians in Donbass don't want to be part of a pro-EU Ukraine. It's self determination.
>Aren't westerners fond of such values? I guess not when it goes against (((their))) geopolitical interests.
yeah but we vote on such things. not shoot each other down.

>>68211619
don't go down that road, anon.

>>68211647
Why?

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>>68211631
>prove me wrong.
They have 8 legs.

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the gf

>>68211619
yes, my african american friend

>>68211739
How did u know?????

>>68211665
theres no coming back after that

I almost bought a daki, glad I didn't. I still want to keep my normie status

>>68211619
does it come with a complementary bull?

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>>68211291
at least you're not me

>weaboos

>legal weed
just move to British Columbia you degenerate pothead fucks

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>>68211547
>yeah but we vote on such things. not shoot each other down.

What does voting count for in a country that is one of the most corrupt on the planet? Ukraine has Africa tier poverty, crime and corruption in some places.
This passive and neglectful "I can always make a real change just by ticking a box on a ballet" does not apply everywhere in the world like it does in your sheltered, comfortable bubble.

>>68211521
Yes, and I've never had issues with it. It's a convenient tool

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>>68211779
You are like a little baby, watch this.

saw some graffiti earlier on my walk home that read "fuck cigarettes, fuck alcohol"

had to stop and have a think for a bit desu

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>>68211691
>they have eight legs
Not anymore

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>>68211825
I don't think my dick would fit in either the cigarette or the bottle opening... Hmm...

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gore thread? ouch!

>>68211825
>fuck cigarettes,
too small
>fuck alcohol
I nearly got my cock stuck in a bottle doing this, not a great idea.

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btw this is my gf

she said she liked my haircut and wanted to get crunk in my dorm room

>>68211864
S'alright but willingness to do anal is probably a dealbreaker.

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What are you asking Santa for this Christmas?

>>68211895
a gf

>>68211864
>I'm nerdy XDD gf

I know this probably isn't real, but would you really want a gf like this anyways?

>>68211895
a do over

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>>68211895
A nice get.

>>68211911
because mentally stable girls don't like me

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>>68209192
semester is over, r8 my grades m8s

>>68211937
there are no mentally stable girls. That's the catch with vagina's. Their owners can be as batshit as possible but no matter how off the wall they go, they are still desirable because of the warm, squishy pocket between their legs.

>talking to girl on tinder who's 18 and goes to the university right near my apartment
>she has cure curly hair and is thicc in the right places (ass)

How do I get her to FUCK?

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>>68211805
Westerners love to talk about how "one day the government is going to go too far and we'll take up arms!"
That's what the Russians in Novo Rossiya have been doing since the war stared. And you dislike them because your government tells you to. Wew.

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>>68211958
felicitaciones weon, le doy un 8/10

>>68211958
>urologia
can you help me fix my benis problems?

I have a few of them

>>68211958
>urología
hahaha benis and vagina :DDDD

>>68211958
muy buenas, en que semestre vas

>>68211895
A job, or a gun. Either works.

>>68211958
Dr. anon, benis inspector and assman. Good job anon. Med school is tough and you did good.

>>68211958
email me a mexican doctor gf

What are you listening to /cum/

https://youtu.be/NddZ1D1bsNI

It's time to do jokes. I'll start

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBIpMGyJQBw

>>68211958
>7.5 in endocrinology
why lad

>>68212152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhzQ0ZXI5ko

>>68212152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdObncC8FUo

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>>68212152
cuban music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcPm5Rn36Kw
inb4 triggered canadian on che
also
>lil waybe

>>68212152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOY7T3-RrF4

who /weebmusic/ here?

>>68212177
What's wrong with little wayne

>>68212152
https://youtu.be/KuMF4EvYsuc

>>68212189
here
>not available.
always an americuck

Kanada

>>68212152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIB9Cai5kZ4

>>68212197
Nothing, I like old wayne, but after the carter, he got a bit, you know...wack.

>>68212189
here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZLyZomRfbc

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>>68212152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XUzmUbAOBc
EL DE LA ESCOBAAAA

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eE6QzDrT_x8

>>68211895
A hunting bow, I want to go bear hunting with it come spring.

>>68211819
gross. is it a friction burn from jerking circumcised cocks on the clock and w/o lube?
>You are like a little baby
The worst my hand's had it was when I was around 10, I nearly cut the top half of my thumb off with a pocket knife while chopping pieces of hay held between my fingers. The dangling part of the thumb probably could've been ripped off the bone. It was stitched up and saved but its nerve endings weren't ]=
I didn't even cry, but I was in a bit of shock at the sight of gushing blood. In-fact, I laughed right as my thumb was guillotined, turned to my friend and said "Can you believe I just did that?"

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>>68211895
(You)

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just about had it with you faggots

>>68212282
god damn, why are Monogatari soundtracks so good?

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>>68211022
>Bahamas
That's bananas!

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>>68212152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzRhFH5OyHo

I wish I were a Chicano

>>68212429
CHI

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>>68212369
It's time
https://youtu.be/aptzk6rJv3A

>>68212438
No I'm a nig

>>68212377
i dunno pham, they just are
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q24i-kdawwY

I genuinely don't know if this girl likes me or not /cum/

She talked to me first, and it was actually really cute. She saw I was punching out for the night so she punched out really fast and followed me to the break room and talked to me. We really hit it off and talked about music for a few minutes. Then I messaged her on FB and we texted for a day. And then she just stopped showing interest in me for months.

Fast forward to now, this past week she saw I was going on break so she also went on break, and as I walked past the bathroom door she came out and then followed me into the break room. I held the door open for her, she grabbed her lunch box and went back to work. And then yesterday she was in the break room at 5:00 (when I go on break) which is unusual because she leaves at 6:00, and she never uses the break room. Probably just a coincidence but man, she's confusing. We have so much in common, we're both really shy. I like her a lot even though I hardly know her.

>>68212443
this is a blue board anon

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umaru is eternal

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>>68212452

>>68212484
?

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>>68212484
guess what, I am one too

>>68212463
Are you me?

>>68212495
cute kot

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>RLM update
>it's a HITB 2016 recap

GIVE ME THE NEW BOTW

>>68212533
english nigga do you speak it?

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QUE MALA SUERTE EN EL AMOR Y MALA SUERTE EN EL JUEGO
Y SI AL FINAL LO HAY QUE VIVIR HAY QUE SOÑARLO
HAY QUE VIVIRLOOOOO
TE VUELVO A DAR LAS GRACIAS
TE VUELVO A DAR LAS GRACIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS

>>68212505
Hello my African American brother

Do you also wish you were a Slav?

>>68212552
callate mogolico

>>68212552
speak american here or get out

>>68212523
y-yes? You're going through the same? It's a shit feeling desu. I just want to hug her and make her smile and laugh and be happy but she's so hard to read. I don't think she's interested in dating anyone.

>>68212571
Non

>>68212563
I actually kinda do. Slavic culture does seem cool. I like brotherly and manly cultures like in russia. I also kinda like chilean and argentinian culture too.
>>68212552
Aquí no se permiten los autistas

>>68212563
You forgot the "e" at the end senpai

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>>68212552
ur cute

>>68212565
>>68212571
>>68212605
sorry

>>68212628
Thanks

>have taken 5mg of klonopin
>want to take even more
>probably nto a good idea
really gets the ticker tockin

>>68212628
thank you

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>>68212608
kek'd a bit.
>>68212630
it is fine. we sometimes have to let it out a bit.

>>68212581
Kinda sorta, though I might just be crazy. I think she likes me, and a friend thought the same after I told him whats going on but I'm honestly not sure how to carry on. I smiled and said hey once last week hen I saw her but that was it

I guess you could give it a go, could be that after that texting she was hoping you would take the lead? I fucked up like that before and it leaves you with a bunch of "what if" feelings, like this is stuff from almos a decade ago that still bothers me in my quiet moments. Give it a shot anon, if you're wrong you're wrong but if you're right it's gonna be nice, at least for a little bit

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>>68212653
drugs are harem

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https://youtu.be/JSXvb5LFoK4
>>68212653
shut up nigga

Good night my black friends

>>68212695
I want to be Russian like you

How do I do it?

>>68212689
i wish i had a harem

>>68212628
thanks, you too

>>68212709
good night anon, it is only 10 est on a saturday, though.

>>68212739
t-thanks...

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>>68212628
we start the circlejerk now?
>>68212739
rip fap anon

>>68212709
was poppin slim

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>>68212689
>>68212721
>harem
pls gieb

>>68212664
Well, I sorta left out one detail. After we talked for those few days, we stopped talking and she didn't even acknowledge me at work. At this point I was already infatuated with her, so I texted her after work one night basically saying "I really want to get to know you etc etc" and she just said "I'm sorry I'm dealing with shit right now and it's just not a good time". I figured this was just a nice way of saying "no" so I accepted she wasn't interested and stopped trying.

But I keep getting little signals here and there that she might be interested still... stuff like her going on break at the same time as me, catching her eye every now and then, her being nervous around me etc. I don't want to make another move though because I don't want her to be uncomfortable and I especially don't want to seem pushy or assume something that isn't true. I just wish she'd talk to me god dammit. Maybe she isn't interested, I mean she has my Facebook and my number, if she wanted she could talk to me any time. Fuck man I'm so lonely

Father and I went down to camp
Along with Captain Gooding
And there we saw the men and boys
As thick as hasty pudding.

And there was Captain Washington
And gentle folks about him
They say he's grown so tarnal proud
He will not ride without them.

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>>68212772
>Fuck man I'm so lonely
you have us anon :3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBXv37PFcAQ

funky

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Finish it

>>68212807
no

>>68212807
>>>/b/

>>68212772
Well yeah, theres a chance that she really was going through stuff and now she's ready I guess. I think you should go for it, invite her somewhere? If you're both shy she could be shyer, and waiting for you to take control of things

what is it about canadian posters that urges me to slam my dick against the computer monitor?

>>68212807
those are some shit stats

>>68212152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_m0bI82Rz_k

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>>68212756
we can if u want to but the Unpaid One might get a little upset

I love Canadians.

faggots are here

those of us without mental illness should head out

>>68212891
wew

>>68212891
nigger

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>>68212896

>>68212891
I love to sexually harass Canadians and they love it back

>>68209858
thats kyzyk...but i like where your head is, son

>>68212891
fuck you

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>>68212896

>>68209523
the what?!

>>68212908
>>68212931
Go play in traffic in dark clothing.

>>68212923
>tfw no Canadian friend to sexually harass.

>>68212896
the mods should ban them honestly, this isn't a faggot hook up site. but you guys let animu shitters and gays ruin /int/ many years ago

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>>68212881
its for the best then. I already have enough bans for free
>>68212891
i do too

>>68212852
There's a chance I might be getting a new position at work, maybe I'll end up working with her... that's what I'm hoping for. I don't want to ask her out again only to find out I was reaching and all the "signals" were just wishful thinking ya know, so maybe we could form a relationship that way (working together). If that doesn't happen I'm considering putting in my 2 weeks and leaving a note on her car. Or is that weird?

>>68212938

>>68212961
>that name general
>that edition name

Are you serious brah?

>>68212957
Sauce on grill

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>>68212955

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>>68213006
eh?