Baby edition
DEJA VU
retard
>>68212958
I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE
*raspy breathing*
>>68212938
Good editon
>>68212960
That's certainly always an option. Maybe the working relationship thing works out, I hope it does
hockey tbqhwy
>>68213016
Thanks anon
I wish you the best pal
>>68212957
Ahagon, Umiko
>doing this on /a/ will actually give me a ban
>>68213052
You're welcome, and thanks anon
>>68213044
>tfw she opens her mouth to speak and it ruins it for me
girls from bahstin are a turn off t b h
>>68213062
should i watch this anime or rezero first?
>>68213081
fucking alaska kek
>>68213081
>How to sell your soul
Ghost Rider isnt real Texas, it's not gonna happen
haha time for depression
>>68213081
>>68213086
>not wanting a southie gf
>>68213128
>How many beers in a keg
>>68213128
>Wyoming
ANIME POSTERS:
http://www.strawpoll.me/11793418
>>68213081
>tfw don't know how to make slime
>>68213128
DELET
>>68213081
>>68213128
>how to make slime
>why is my poop green
really making me think
>>68213129
>she sees your dick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8Vjd_hdYYw
>>68213081
>How to make slime
What the fuck lol
>>68213128
>when is Cinco de Mayo
>>68213093
this one. They are both average to be honest and okay in my opinon. If you can handle slice of life and a little boring office moe, than yeah, if not, just watch re zero.
Are quebec girls actually cuter than other canadian girls?
I keep hearing this on /int/ not sure if I'm being memed.
>>68213159
i can probably list them but i won't
>>68213166
>How to be pretty
>Will Trump win
Ugly libbie hmm HMMM I FUCKING WONDER WHO THIS COULD BE
>>68213180
SHUT UP
The gf.
>>68213128
>How to make meth
>>68213128
>What is the clap
damn, we are the best state in the union!
>>68213189
PROOF that we are not chicanos
>>68213211
>HMMM I FUCKING WONDER WHO THIS COULD BE
Same, I'd love to gloat
>>68213245
there is literally nothing embarrasing about wanting to take magic lessons
>>68213245
>Deflated balls
Our boy dindu nuffin
>>68213128
>DC
>GEORGIA
>HAWAII
>MINNESOTA
>Do penguins have knees?
>>68213245
>penis enlargement
either tyrone is cucking white Mississippians or the bbc died.
Am I the only one that hates the U.s? Almost all modern degeneracy is created and promoted by them. It's pretty pathetic actually.
>>68213309
>theres a city in California called Rough and Ready
CANNOT FABRICATE
>>68213323
who?
>>68213309
>Ohio
>California
>Pennsylvania
>>68213309
>Kiester
>Not Gaylord
shit map
>>68213323
EcuaDORK
>>68213309
>Wankers Corner
>Cummings
>Cooter
>Pee Pee Township
>Mary's Igloo
>>68213343
Really got me, xir.
>>68213179
Those are without a doubt, the worst fucking accents in the country. Not even Long Island accents are that bad.
>>68213330
>>68213323
Get back to work Pablo, those shoes won't make themselves
lol post dog videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjfzrVJR5UU
>>68213368
PAK THE CA IN HABAD YAD
>>68213350
gj
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byllHeJksjs
>>68213323
did you seriously think people will agree with you on that in their own country general?
>>68213392
s-shut up
Give me a tasteful meme
>>68213368
>>68213385
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEC1C4p0k3E
The educated sound a lot better
>>68213128
>How to smoke salmon
>>68213375
I just played that shit and now my dog won't stop running around looking for a crying dog LOL.
>>68213179
>A BEABY FAUKIN WHEELE
Okay it's not just me.
Why is CALLE the caption so fucking much?
>>68213465
>edible arrangement
those guys are great
>>68213465
>Mixtape
Memes are real
>>68213467
Means "street" in Spanish.
Neil bangin out some tunes
>>68213465
fucking mormons
fuck those chalky things
hmmm when should I go to bed?
it's 1045.
>>68213128
>what is the clap
This state, sometimes.
this thread is now fucking dead as fuck...
I guess most people are partying.
canadia bros help me out, how would I attain a canadian girlfriend as a 260 lbs unemployed black man?
>>68213649
bitch we are the party
since when has lovelive game been out in english
fuck
>>68213649
cool story
>>68213676
>as a 260 lbs unemployed black man?
use metric, faggot
>>68213690
since the beginning stages?
>>68213619
after you take responsibility for your chores and stop putting them off, otherwise you'll be making your own damn breakfast tomorrow morning
>>68213729
nigga fuck off
>>68213676
you better be tall.
>>68213690
There's a general for it on /vg/
>>68213676
If anyone in /cum/ knows how to get a gf, they're not here right now. Normalfriends all seem to have left
>>68213690
What you mean that stupid phone rhythm game?
if you do, let me give you some advice: download it from the japanese store or somehow acquire the japanese version. The exp gain is literally 10x as fast.
>>68213786
I can obtain a gf but I flirt enjoy flirting
>>68213786
good
Normies are insufferable cunts who really need to fuck off more often.
>>68213786
I'm here...everyone went to Lake Tahoe, but I couldn't go because I have work tomorrow.
>>68213676
Go to UofT and try to score one of the ugly, money embezzling scum that make up the black liberation collective. They scammed the university of nearly 300k
>>68213786
I got a gf by studying abroad--- it also seemed to have cured my autism.
>>68213828
>Working on the Lords day
>>68213861
>not praising allah in the middle of work while attending customers
so baja died again?
I can't stand when lib babies say "I'm more scared of Pence than Trump". Pence is based
>>68213982
No baja's on a date or something
>>68213988
Not a lib babbo, and not more scared of pence than trump, but fucking hate pence and don't know exactly why.
>>68214002
oh now i remember
>>68214002
yeah, shes taking a nap in my bed right now. We just had dinner and watched a long movie together
>>68214022
>dinner and a movie
how cliche
>>68214016
do you like Hilldog/Tim Kaine?
>>68214022
Pretty lewd bud
>>68214044
Literally what's to like there?
>>68213861
>Sunday
>Lords day
Assuming you have a faith that is preferred based on scripture as opposed to tradition, I advise fact-checking and studying those scriptures' say on the topic. Also, go to google translate and check how many languages have retained proper implications in their words for the day that is the Lord's day. hint: the Nordic languages offer the deadest giveaway.
>tfw no gf
>>68214095
>that drowning simulator
fuck whoever made that shit
the shittiest part is that on top of everything i have to feel grateful for the people who can stand how much of a piece of shit i am
>>68214095
be thankful, you get to do whatever you want, don't have to spend extra money on her, have no risk of being cheated on or mind games, and don't need to listen to her complaints about work/drama, and don't have to pretend to be interested in her little videos and songs and shows that she shows you
becoming a flight attendant is to women what joining the merchant navy is to men
I just got 50 nuggets
There goes my Saturday
>>68214112
you gotta admit, it's a pretty fucking effective PSA
>>68214045
He's gonna feed em egg's the moment shim awakes
>/cum/ is slow tonight
I knew /cum/ was full of normie faggots
Kinda just want to quit the day-to-day life and the academic routine to grad school for a humble life in the orchards of a vibrant spring orchard in an Orthodox monastery field.
With still access to the internet to shitpost on /int/ and the rest of 4chan, this would be the kind of paradise I'd expect on the other side of the fabric of life.
>>68214333
>wanting to be a loser your entire life
I wish I could just enjoy music without caring about what people would think of me
>>68214095
You don't need a gf, you have us!
But let's be honest, none of us truly like or trust each other all that much, do we?
>>68214369
don't share anything then
>>68214369
just keep the volume low so they cant hear it
>>68214120
don't say that. you're not a piece of shit. you are what you eat, bean burrito
Are things really as bad as Reddit makes them out to be?
>>68214438
Can you really trust a site that still uses a rating system?
>>68214429
>you are what you eat
if this is true aren't vegans in coma?
Geography question: What area exactly do people refer to when they say the midwest? Wikipedia says it's this but I always thought it was the whole central/Great Plains area for some reason.
I bought a fucking table saw buds. It's from the 70s and works fine
>>68214524
Wikipedia is right, though Kansas' inclusion is debatable
>>68214524
the states in red are the midwest
I'd like to date/fuck Mileena from Mortal Kombat
>>68214524
Include Montana and some of its neighbors along with Oklahoma and it's decent
>>68214343
Are you me?
Well, what do we have to lose? Only this redundant life we'd leave behind in pursuit of the better one.
Let's cronies embark.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ozEsbq-cp8
why is post punk so good
>>68214369
The trick to that is: people don't think of you, no longer need you worry =]
>>68214569
>Montana
>Oklahoma
>Midwest
>slowly getting better at picking locks
>picked this cheap chinese pos lock 3 times so far
>used to have troubles like fuck
slowly gettin there bros
>>68214450
I don't know what to trust anymore
*enters thread*
>>68214555
>>68214552
Well now I feel dumb, always thought it was more this region, don't know why.
>>68214624
Yes
Montana is arguable I guess but Oklahoma I'm certain about
*notices anon entering*
>why is post punk so good
>>68214524
The Midwest is just an outdated name perpetuated by geography brainlets for a bunch of areas that have little to do with each other.
*notices someone is staring at me*
*makes awkward small talk*
>>68214648
Your dynamic entrance has aroused panic in the hearts of many. What do you have to say for yourself?
>>68214631
What are you planning to do with your skills?
>>68214648
>
>>68214664
look i don't make fun of your music taste so maybe you could not judge me
>>68214688
trying to open the lock to your heart
>>68214688
is that a Kot? Why does it look weird?
>>68214706
Post punk is such a useless term for a large variety of music
What you said sounded stupid
>>68214656
that region is called "the flyover states"
>>68214718
it's an special kot
FLYOVER MOO COWS
>>68214656
Please don't group Montana and Idaho with those mouth breathers
>>68214657
Montana is Rockies/Great Prairies and Oklahoma is Heartland/Great Plains
Neither are Midwest, in culture or any other way besides being >tfw flyover
>>68214714
don't put words into her mouth
lockpick-chan can speak for herself, she's not a child anymore
rate me /cum/
>gulf coast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8syQeFtBKc
>>68214688
idk
go places im not supposed
pick more locks
its more like a game to me anon
>tfw normies think locks keep them safe
>>68214718
no that's me
>>68214733
it's a specific genre though you silly duck. read into things before you make comments
>>68214782
*kills you*
>>68214771
>>68214741
I'd prefer living in a state no one cares about than some urban agglomeration to be honest.
>>68214656
That's more like the Prairie.
>>68214792
It really isn't 2 post punk bands can sound completely different
But I have an idea of the "post punk" you're talking about you plen
Going in dry
>>68214788
did they make that funny on purpose?
>that cartoonish gun cock
>>68214596
I prefer my punk hardcore.
Less snooty ary school kids, more fun.
>>68214834
i'll post you to the fucking floor, punk
>>68214788
>tfw dont own gunfu
but seriously what the fuck
>planning a shooting
>reading gun mags and looking at gun videos on youtube
i knew like 5 guys in highschool who did this
>>68214866
>>68214871
I'd like to see you try
I'd fucking drop you wimp
>>68214872
Those are warning signs, anon.
>>68214872
I went to high school in louisiana. It was pretty common for people to show interest in guns and talk about it with other people. That ad was probably made by a stuffy yankee that uses the word "assault rifle" unironically.
>>68214894
I'LL BE LOOKING FOR YOU IN THE FUCKING PIT, PUSSY
YOU GONNA GET DROPPED
>>68214872
Like a good half of the people at mine owned guns and would talk about guns with the teachers
>>68214925
I'm pretty sure I've been in more pits and dropped more bitches than anyone on /int/
>>68214788
i thought the code of school shootings was to only shoot the people that bullied you
>>68214788
>shooting up the school on the last day
retard
>that bag drop
lmao
>>68214866
>>68214925
not really punk, but have you listened to this? you can hear the bikers throwing bottles if you listen closely
Post pics of yourself
pic related is me
i took this picture today
>>68214956
Maybe...
I've been going to shows since 96
>>68214872
people regularly brought guns or compound bows to school where i went
most guys even had a knife on their keys
>>68214994
Where is this? It looks comfy.
>>68215038
mexico
>>68215038
I'd guess Mexico
>>68214967
That was never a rule.
>>68215050
Don't you know the gamer code?
>>68215017
>people regularly brought guns to school
like leave them in the car or showed a pistol to the teacher
people brought their own compounds bows for archery week during PE at my middle school
>>68215050
yes it is, you would know that if you paid your dues and got the code book
>>68214992
Führer Adolf, I'm RAF
>>68214996
fuck dude...
how old are you?
I like cute anime girls
*flys down looking at u*
so your tails, hm...
>>68215062
Good pepe
>>68214992
Literally me trying to take a shit in public restrooms.
>>68215069
L Y O K O_
Why are women so easy on the eyes but such a burden to the soul
Do they exist solely to make life more complicated? That would be pitiable of them
>>68215080
36
who else /old/ here
>>68215038
it's only mud grass and plants, it's difficult to walk on and you get easily dirty also some dead bodies have been found and it's highly monitored by the police
>>68215062
nice pepe
>>68215101
God gave us woman for comfort and community, I think we'd've been better off with the snake.
*brushes your hair out of your eyes*
*kisses you*
*rests my head on your shoulder*
I like Reddit but I hate redditors
>>68215128
Oh, well it still looks comfy.
What's the most "English" place in """New England"""?
Heard it was full of Irish. Bit fucked.
>>68215101
The trick is to have a friend for actual companionship and just treat the woman like a business partner.
>>68215204
All the English here are bred with the Irish. The actually authentic Brits live in the South, shit you not.
>>68215204
Boston's full of Irish
Maine's got a lot of frogs
idk maybe Connecticut? A NE coastie would know better
>>68215204
Wouldn't use "English," but our Appalachian hillbillies are still pretty county-side Welsh and rural Scots-Irish.
Redhead bumpkins all.
Offtopic, but still interesting that some of them possess very archaic accents and dialects.
i hate the chinese
>authentic Brits
>the South
FOY
>>68215254
I think I'd like them more if we decimated their population.
New money from the peasant side are scum.
>>68215260
>damned yanks
Now you're gettin' it.
I honestly think I've given myself ed
Erections don't feel as strong anymore
>>68215260
It sounds like a meme but it's true. The southern east coast is probably the most "pure" english genetics-wise, everywhere else is mixed with irish or german
>>68215226
>>68215243
>yfw the English spoken in the southern US is actually close to how the Brits spoke several hundred years ago
>>68215279
I told you three months ago that your erections will get smaller the more you do it. Now you will be jacking off a tootsie roll.
>>68215282
>BLACKED
>>68215130
>I think we'd've been better off with the snake.
But we did get the snake due to woman. A self-seeking woman's identity crisis and lack of self-restraint in particular, dragging man down with her
for woman's flaws we have to compensate and for ours (e.g. Adam's loneliness) they can help alleviate, I suppose
>didn't manage to pick the chinese lock for a fourth time
reeee
>>68215260
Most of your land owners and aristocrats went South for obvious reasons: arable, usable land closer to the Caribbean.
Tobacco, bud.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTAU7lLDZYU
this is the best song of 2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxJBhw367q0
did you go to your dad's work when you were a kid?
>>68215260
>Italians, Irish, Germans, and Jews are closer to modern brits than actual descendants of the British people
provokes thought
I took this picture yesterday
>>68215336
yeah that shit was baller
>>68215321
>>68215344
waht of
>>68215260
its mainly scot-irish, the southern ascent is unique because so many brits went there
>>68215344
Is this The VIllages, Florida?
>>68215298
I didn't believe you. I didn't think that it would happen to me. It's a frustrating feeling I don't like it
Is there anyway to reverse it?
Anyone have any requests or recommendations?
>>68215260
Utah is the most English state.
>have ingested 7mg of klonopin
>don't really feel much
>>68215395
mid atlantic region aka virginia new york maryland delaware new jersey pennsylvania
>>68215395
can i be a player?
>>68215395
We starting a new one finally?
>>68215395
>requests
dont
>>68215395
Kots
>>68215321
I'll have to remember that
>>68215395
Virginia
>>68215395
angry cum baby
>>68215395
St. Cloud Superman
>>68215360
Its my state, Sinaloa
>>68215412
>>68215413
>>68215414
>>68215422
>>68215425
This is how it looks now.
>>68215395
The Mighty East Coast
>>68215447
use this pic instead for Dakotas
>>68215447
>one proxyfag has two spots
Switzerland and the Ukraine are one person
>>68215387
Yeah, you should stop for and when you wain off masturbation, stop using porn to get you off. such as certain fetishes. But your ED isnt because you are old or because porn has desensitized you, it is because you jack off too damn much.Just limit it to one or two time every few days and go from there.
>>68215407
>Mormons
They're yanks, lad
>>68215447
>exact same contestants as always
>>68215471
Will do
>>68215488
If anyone has something /cum/ related I'll replace one.
>>68215447
gulf coast (including mexico states) could easily beat least coast 1 and 2 next time
Bought tickets to see Rogue One opening night lads.
ARRIVED IN TIME LADS
>>68215513
Virginia
>>68215523
>le grim dark weeb friendly star wars
>>68215513
cana-chan
>>68215523
It's pushing the multikulti a little too hard for my tastes.
>>68215555
>weeb friendly
are there schoolgirls or idols in it?
srs question pls respond
>>68215513
Minnesota
bad chickens
Hey /cum/
All these provinces and yet I feel empty inside
>>68215572
Wouldn't doubt it just by looking at the poster with two gooks on it.
>>68215598
boi he bout to do it
what website is this hunger games meme done on anyway?
>>68215598
Is that a starbucks I see?
>>68215618
http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/disclaimer.php
After all these years I have finally realized that /cum/ is written the same way as cum, as in cum (the white thing that comes from our dicks). I feel so different. It's like a weight has been lifted from my backs.
>>68215626
Looks more like Stacucks.
For some reason today I dreamed of me shaking hands with Obama and then I threw him off a cliff.
>>68215637
Damn nigga you dumb
>>68215637
>backs
Get the fire
Which is better, burritos or fried chicken?
>There was one SOLDIER named Sephiroth, who was better than the rest, but when he found out about the terrible experiments that made him, he began to hate Shinra. And then, over time, he began to hate everything.
Holy shit, I am literally Sephiroth
I had a dream where I sucked a guys dick and woke up with a boner.
>>68215653
fried chicken
>>68214779
Slay my asshole zaddy
>>68215657
Here is your fedora my good sire.
>I used to like California before I met Californians
>>68215494
>one or two times every few days
That sounds extremely difficult
Also I have a huge porn collection I'm kind of afraid to delete
Hillary Clinton is a bad chicken
Donald Trump is a fried chicken
>>68215645
i onced dream of skaking hands with hillary clinton while riding in a limo though a construction zone
How's this?
>>68215661
sexual depravity is no laughing matter
Yosuga no Sora is very good.
>>68215694
PLEASE add me
>lads
>>68215407
Idaho sounds comfy
>>68215447
What is this?
>>68214994
I took this picture today
What kind of people do you think are on /cum/ this time of the day on this day of the week?
Weebs? Robots? Normies?
>>68215653
Where's the chicken from and wheres the burrito from and what's in it?
thought up some highly autistic shitposts but a need to sleep before posint them
>>68215627
thx bby
>>68215711
I took this screenshot yesterday
>>68214782
Sorry about you henny(:
>>68215706
3rd /cum/ hunger games.
>>68215653
>fry the chicken
>put it in burrito
Cuz Merica
>>68215713
i'm a wagelave that just wants to spend my weekends relaxing rather than going out
>>68213690
Why play that garbage when a superior idol game is out?
>>68215741
Are you a virgin?
>>68215679
hence why I said lower the amount slowly from 10 times a day like you were to 7 or 5 then lower the amount of days. or keep the amount of times a day and lower the days. Whatever way works as a start which leads you to one or two times a day for maybe 4 or five days a week. Plus you can jack off safely once a day for a healthy male but chronic masturbation is not good at all. But it is the porn that fucks you because it becomes a dependency.
New thread:
>>68215734
>>68215734
>>68215734
>>68215734
>>68215738
>/cum/ hunger games
what is this
>>68215752
no, but i haven't had sex in a few months so i feel like it
>>68215739
>fried chicken burrito
Sir. I work for Chipotle and I have a meeting with my crew tomorrow where corporate will be on the phone as well. You've just given me an idea to push to them.
>>68215751
>love shit comes out one decade after im@s
>love shit can be played in english
>im@s can't
>>68215765
when you're hungry for cum and have to compete for the prize: a cup filled with cum
>>68214779
You'd look better if you cut your beard a little shorter. Still pretty hot.
>>68215082
haha wtf