/brit/

GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads

the big lebowski was gr8

twin peaks is shit

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>>68201068
smug?

GAS
THE
HUNS
lads

>>68201100
excellent post

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>Watching TV

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>>68201068

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UH__p5KOubM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ

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>You actually think it's "elitist" to acknowledge Stranger Things being complete garbage? Are you really serious?

>>68200936
But the problem is you can't just make the feelings you have for someone disappear if you see them and interact with them every day.

If I didn't see her this wouldn't be a problem but I have to be around her every single day.

I fucking love this girl but I've accepted what she has told me and its gonna be really fucking hard to move on.

>actually watching "TV"
>not just streaming game of thrones at 2am and watching bbc documentaries on iplayer
unbelievable levels of calcification
i ask you

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>Remember, don't tell your mum

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>>68201162
>watching bbc documentaries on iplayer

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>i ask you

>>68201113
the gf

>>68201162
this desu apart from the bbc thing desu

>>68201061
>girl I like is actually my cousin
a-are you me

share more pls, i thought I was the only one to know this feel

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me out for a casual drive

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>>68201162
>watching any "programmes" made for the television besides David Attenborough

what's your new years esolution lads?

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>go to the chippy
>"large cod and chips please, darling"
>no large cod
>get two regular cod for the same price

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friendly reminder that landlords are sub-human scum

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>>68201178

>notice we get a new bbc channel
>its 5000 slightly different detective series
why the FUCK is this a thing, why are there so many?

>>68201162
this apart from game of thrones desu

>>68201227
>Chippy
Hot chip shop

>>68201242
me on the left

>>68201254
el chippo

>>68201100
TALKIN' 'BOUT YOUR GENERATION

>>68201186
>not living with your licencecuck parents

>>68201217
what the fuck do you think i mean by documentaries you cretinous melt

>>68201199
I lost my virginity to my cousin when I was 12. Not even a paki. ;_;

Hello lads

literally 99% of TV shows that are 3 or more seasons long end up going to shit.

the first season of prison break was fucking amazing. season 2, 3 and 4 were pure dogshite, some of the worst TV out there.

LOST season 1 was brilliant. season 2 was good too but they dragged it out way too much, by the time season 5 rolled around, she show had already been shit for a long time

those are just 2 examples but its the case for almost every show that spans 3 or more seasons

also,
>inb4 "foy" for saying "seasons"

>>68201162
>watching game of thrones
pure calcium

>>68201242
me in the radical centre

>>68201276
'sheed

>>68201248
The ""BBC"" channel here (really just a combination of most British channels) gets a fuck tonne of comedy panel shows

it's ridiculous

>>68201275
you could have been referring to things other than attenborough which I was not pleased with

congratulations, you passed x

>>68201289
>seasons
fuck off yank

>>68201201
holy fuck that guy on the bike got crushed by the pole

fucking fate

Has anyone got any good ideas for a fresh new meme? I need to impress a girl thanks

>>68201226
get mandied to fuck on NYE and then stop doing all drugs cold turkey

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>the first season of prison break was fucking amazing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B201O63uqhk

Greatest Pink Floyd choon ever coming through

>Look at him now
>He's paler somehow
>But he's coming round
>He's starting to choke
>It's been so long since he spoke
>Well he can have the words right from my mouth

>>68201312
>Not even a paki.

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>madmen is boring

Listening to Soviet-era Russian pop music

Thinking of becoming a sperm donor.

Just need to find a passed out girl.

literally never buy any bread other than naan

hah what am i x

>new Last of Us game
>definitely not going to be out for at least 18 months
>forced to not commit suicide until then

why do things like this keep happening

>>68201324
hmm rly makes u think

>>68201324
he literally sped up to avoid the crash and still got nailed. should have maintained a constant speed desu

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>BBC is basically anti white male
>Forced to pay tv license which funds it
>Funding my own races downfall

>>68201289
Game of Thrones follows this as well

Season 1 was genuinely amazing, now it's bollocks

>>68201274
Quite liked that show 2bh
good post

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>it's nearly time for all the normalads to fuck off out to nightclubs to finger lasses

Milk in your tea means youre subhuman

>>68201374
before you know it you might life a full life!

>>68201276
what's it like now? did she ever like you back? have you ever spoken about things? did you ever have a "secret relationship"?

>>68201318
expect better posts than this from the likes of you, josie

bit disappointed in you, you're normally in tip top form

>>68201340
division bell is pretty shit apart from high hopes mate

sid barret floyd is GOAT floyd

>>68201383
>Forced to pay tv license

no youre not

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>why yes, I do pay my licence fee

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Employer contracted me for a job.

I must complete this job to save my reputation.

>>68201105
yeah it actually really fucking is terrible and boring, couldn't get past episode 4 lmao what was that about

>>68201316
I had a crush on my cousin, we kissed a couple of times when we were drunk but she had a bf and would never have left him for me (he was minted), so I stayed away from her for a couple of years and my crush on her faded

>>68201405
dis lass is right bangin

>>68201405
casual sex is a meme, it's not fun

t.lad who has had casual sex all his life

>>68201371
watched naan making on tv the other day. was quite interesting desu, didn't realise they made them like that

>>68201406
Piping hot cup of Lipton black tea with some milk is quite literally the patricians choice

Fuck off 'sheed

>>68201405
Absolutely disgusting

Obese coalburner

>>68201446
whats the job

>>68201383
>basically anti white male
stop playing identity politics lad

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>telly
>not watching kino

>>68201458
this desu

>>68201458
this desu

ive slept with more than 14 girls and the only really enjoyable times were with ones that i was very close to emotionally x

>>68201445
kek is that yahtzee

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>>68201432
>tires screech outside your house

>>68201505
>>68201501
>>68201458
benders

>>68201419
dont say foyworthy things and i shant be forced to foy you
consider it reparations for ignoring my rap 2 threads ago (raparations? haha)

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>>68201458

>>68201501
>>68201505
You can practically time the turning of the cogs in the mind of a runt

This might warrant further scientific investigation

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rate the new dp

socks

>>68201505
What? Casual sex can be great if you find a reet dirty girl

>>68201534
exquisite post

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>>68201423
>division bell is shit
>sid barret floyd is GOAT floyd

Off yourself m8

>>68201552
fiver

>>68201529
virgin

>>68201555
it's fucking awkward 2bh

>>68201474
Transport a consignment from East Asia to North America across the ocean safely.

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>4th year finals starting tuesday

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>good looking la
>get on good with the girls
>manager at work
>dirty, old pervert
>always talk and flirt with girls at work when I have time
>he hates it
>always trying to giving me shit in front of them
>always show him up in front of them as all my work is always done
>never leave work undone to talk with girls
>yesterday
>talking to girl I've been shagging for about 2 months
>she's his favourite
>always perving on her
>he's giving me shit for not doing my work
>tell him its all done and he can go and check if he wants
>he does
>its all done immaculately
>gets mad at me
>tries showing off by telling me he's going to some super posh restaurant that night
>tell him I'm going out with the girl I just mentioned and will be going back to her house at the end of the night to fuck her
>he goes bright red
>pretty sure he's trying to get me the sack
>no chance because I'm #1 at my job and never fuck up

Good luck, you fat slimy, disgusting grease ball.

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How are muslims in britanija?Do they behave better than these mongrels over here,do you get the guy shouting on top of the tower treatment too?

>>68201505
>>68201501
desu mind

top quality posts

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going out for a sesh

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not quite sure what this is lads haha the thumbnail preview isnt showing for ths pic idk why

>>68201532
was too long so i ignored it

i enjoy the retarded ramblings, autistic screeching and actionposting more

listening to scarface sound track

actually fucking good

>>68201585
Depends on who it's with, yes if the girl is frigid and shy then it can be awkward but like I said, if the girl is experienced and dirty then it's normally great

>>68201595
sounds easy lad

>>68201608
Shan't be so much as dignifying this post by writing out an elaborate and detailed post about just how little I would be reading it

>>68201568
well its the best to get off your nut to

division bell is alright, prefer animals and gates of dawn though tbf

>>68201608
your workplace sounds like a runt house desu

>>68201595
sounds interesting, expected something a bit more shit

bit cold out

>>68201608
Not a single word

tell me about josie
why does she not post the butt?

If I take a lamp and shine it toward the wall, a bright spot will appear on the wall. The lamp is our search for truth, for understanding. Too often we assume that the light on the wall is God. But the light is not the goal of the search; it is the result of the search. The more intense the search, the brighter the light on the wall. The brighter the light on the wall, the greater the sense of revelation upon seeing it! Similarly, someone who does not search, who does not bring a lantern with him, sees nothing. What we perceive as God, is the byproduct of our search for God. It may simply be an appreciation of the light, pure and unblemished, not understanding that it comes from us. Sometimes we stand in front of the light and assume that we are the center of the universe. God looks astonishingly like we do! Or we turn to look at our shadow, and assume that all is darkness. If we allow ourselves to get in the way, we defeat the purpose; which is to use the light of our search to illuminate the wall in all its beauty - and in all its flaws. And in so doing better understand the world around us.

>>68201636
push it to the limit

>>68201529
>>68201534
Its miles better with a girl you actually care for
Do you actually know how awkward it is kicking a girl out in the morning you don't give a shit about? I wished she had left in the night, she kept trying to cuddle.

haven't had sex in nearly a week lads

>>68201673
also this desu

just finished a late night gym sesh lads

Can we not talk about politics for fucking one night? It's the fucking weekend for chrissakes

>>68201608
sounds like you work at a mcdonalds or something equally as shit

>>68201632
it literally had all of those things as well as some fiendish rhymes and impeccable adherence to the meter
will post it again in an hour or so; might do a retarded ramble soon

>when people think the so-called "sesh" is going out for a few dark fruits and VKs

48 hours to write 3000 words hahahaha

>>68201411
Not seen her in about 10 years desu

We were just kids who "played" with each other a lot and never really knew what we were really doing or that it was "bad".

We'd practice kissing, get naked, stroke each other's genitals, lick/suck each other, etc. Then one day I hard this throbbing hard on and she just straddled me, grabbed my dick then put it inside her, pushed her tongue down my throat and started groaning and grinding.

I came and she made me lick the cum out of her pussy then licked it out of my mouth.

After that we were fucking each other pretty much daily until she, her mum and sister moved out of our house.

Never spoke about it ever.

Were any of you in the bitch cadets?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYTsYq37Dtk

danced with a girl at the bar then made out and touched her arse

>>68201608

>shags lasses
>still goes on 4chan

Why lad?

>>68201644
>>68201655
Package is going through Indian Ocean.

Risk of piracy has increased significantly.

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>>68201664
>tell me about josie

*jodie

>>68201690
same

going to be celibate for a couple more weeks before I can see the gf

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>>68201110
I made this image!!!

>>68201736
very cheeky

>>68201742
people need things to do with their spare time

deja vu

>>68201732
>britshoots

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>250 word essay due next Friday
>haven't even started yet

>>68201716
will be looking out for it x

*gets out the binoculars*
haha told you i'd be looking out for it waheyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>68201732
was in the army cadets, good fun tbqh

>>68201622
i did the lisky shoop where he's eating crisps. quite nice seeing my legacy live on. gives the ol' life meaning.

>>68201777
don't be mean i'm worried

>>68201777
you're screwed

>>68201752
well ive done nothing with my life and want to die, so that doesnt sound bad

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bit old out

>>68201648
don't care

>>68201654
It's full of runts desu. Money is decent though. I really, really hate this fat bastard. He's like 60 years old and the only satisfaction he gets is from wanking over the thoughts of the fit girls that work there.

>>68201660
dont care

>>68201715
Not even close. I'd go on the dole before working at maccy d's

>>68201742
I've been here for years and years. You guys are my mates. Must have been coming here for at least 8 years. Probably more.

>>68201718
My friend's idea of a sesh is going to more than one pub, he's such a square bastard

>took a load of coke at the club
>dancing like a maniac
>qtpie blonde girl approached me
>she says she likes my moves
>we dance together
>get grabbed by a security guard and thrown out
>he says I was dancing too elaborately

feel like a right runt tbqh

>get a job
>it's shit

ah yes

>>68201754
are you me

not seeing her again until after christmas

>>68201818
>thrown out for "dancing too elaborately"
what

anyone else ever accidentally applied for those weird door to door sales scam jobs?

applied to two
one had a 18 year old black kid as a CEO

the other had a video of its black managign director going on about how you needed to deprive yourself of sleep so that you could research on businesses

feel sorry for people who actually get caught up into these things.

>>68201818
>took a load at the club

bit gay

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>>68201830
>when it dawns on you that 90% of life is just shit

>>68201818
>not going to old wharehouses where the bouncers tell you to be safe and have a good night when they catch you with a key up your nose

>>68201777

>2 10,000 papers due next week
>3 exams over the next week and a half
>haven't done so much as name and save a blank word document for the papers
>keep procrastinating productively
>my room has never been so clean

>>68201830
Basically me for the last 10 years. I had one good job but it was a temporary contact and the company couldn't afford to give me a permanent position

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>>68201850

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>>68201793
this one?

>>68201813
alri kev

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luvely jubely

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>>68201803
I laugh at the people who claim my job is easy.

They do not know what it is really like.

If you have nothing else to live for, wanna join my suicide squad?

You will be useful as a grunt cannon fodder when the Somali pirates attempt to raid the ship.

CONSIGNMENT MUST NOT BE TOUCHED.

HIGHLY SENSITIVE MATERIAL INSIDE.

>turn on the new top gear
>this year, the number of driving tests dropped to just 4 000

shameful

>>68201724
FUCKING HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>68201837
nah, going to see her before christmas

might spend it with her 2bh

>>68201886
yes lad that was me. one of my career highlights ngl

>>68201830
iktf

>get a job
>pays decently
>but it's tough going and no free time to do anything with the money

need out of this hell already

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>walkers

>only reason I go out on a weekend is in the hopes of getting laid
>don't give a fuck about spending time with the lads

Literally, my sole purpose of going drinking on a Friday or Saturday is getting some fanny.

>>68201894
alri

>>68201453
>we kissed a couple of times
How did you do this without fearing you would rebuffed and the consequences would be awful? I can kiss regular girls but I'm worried what would happen if my cousin rejected him you know.

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>>68201899
Salt & vinegar are suppose to be purple/pink, chicken is green
The state of your "country"

>>68201918
well that's not true

https://www.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/530791/drt-statistics-january-to-march-2016.pdf

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>Benny James, 22, a builder, from Croydon, used to send out saucy Twitter messages to his conquests and would often get hundreds of replies a day from girls – some even containing graphic naked selfies.

>Benny claims that out of these women, two or three would ask him for sex – while he would then keep four or five ‘on the go’ at any time.

>The sweet-talking playboy says that while he has slept with more than 400 women, he now feels lonely and rejected as a result and is struggling to
find that special someone.

>>68201899
top quality post

>>68201926
gonna need you to go ahead and delete this one please mate cheers and also never eat this pitiful flavour of crisp again

>tfw gf only texts you on whatsapp cos it tells her when I've read her texts

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>tfw 27 year old hugless, kissless, handholdless virgin

>>68201925
Fair enough

I'll get to spend new years with mine which also happens to be my birthday so can't complain really

>>68201952
silly reason to go out desu

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step aside chiplets

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>>68201724
>tfw violently attracted to my cousin and reading this

>>68201943
swizzles my nizzle that walkers are called lays in america and america's hat desu

>>68201867
whare do I find those houses

>>68201986
good post

>>68201986
good post

>>68201980
>>>/r9k/

>>68201975
>dating a psycho

>>68201999
what's your general location

>>68201955
>can't even spell prawn cocktail
jesus christ mate your desert island is fucked

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>>68201955
>purple/pink
no mate

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>>68201870

>>68201995
and all of continental europe

>>68201986
>chip

FOY

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lads

>>68201855
that was the reason he gave me

it was an obese muslim guy, spoke like a right bender too

might doxx myself

Rule 1: don't put your dick in crazy
Rule 2: just be yourself
Rule 3: don't take yourself seriously
Rule 4: eat arse

>>68202026
good post

>>68202031
can i have your costa coins

tell me /brit/
how much washing up do you think you could do without any washing up liquid?

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>>68201965
>the state of him
>bedded over 400 slags

Fucking hell suicide is looking great right now

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>>68201986

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a poonishd keb

>>68202035
>don't put your dick in crazy

cringeworthy yank twat. piss off.

>>68201963

the computer lies as well?

>all these people ITT attracted to their cousins
So relieved. Thought I was the only one.

I just can't initiate out of fear that she would rebuff and she would tell people. Then I would be known as the guy who tried it on with his own cousin.

>>68202058
can i use the soapy stuff left in my spongey cleany thing

>>68202023
crazy JF bastards

>>68202063
good post

top tier crisps:
salt and vinegar
ready salted

meh tier:
marmite
chicken

literally fucking killyourself tier:
prawn cocktail
worcester
cheese and onion

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>>68202016
>Worcestershire sauce
Jesus wept, fucking embarrassing that is

>>68202026
quite nice when you can find them

>>68202031
The Jester of /brit/, I see?

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irish crisps > english crisps

>>68202058
Just do it with some shower gel or hand soap

>>68202026
best chips

>>68202071
woll good mornong
bot cold ot
orosh wother

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best crisps

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>I eat crisps

only found out recently that people think ketchup is a weird flavour

always thought it was standard everywhere

>>68202043
ye

remember salt 'n' shake crisps

literally what was the point

>>68202105
>orange
>bbq
Australia is a failed state

>>68202125
>no taytos
fuck off patrick you don't even know what good irish crisps are

>>68202007
the midlands x

I don't even know who I am anymore.

>>68202125
>hand cooked

umm

>>68202105
>Jesus wept, fucking embarrassing that is
And "barbecue" isn't?

>eating crisps

runts the lot of ye

>>68202157
you could use less salt if you wanted to
i used to cos they made me thirsty

>>68202155
safe x

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out of the way

>>68202088
>>68202127
exactly
and what about your friends and neighbours and colleagues?
everyone needs cleaning products
and thats one thing thats never gonna change yeah?

>>68202165
o donnells > keoghs > king >>> tayto

>>68202063
>all dressed
what did he mean by this?

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Will Generations Z save us all?

>>68202171
Where's the rest of it?

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name a better chocolate bar

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>>68202143
>Crisps
They're chips mate

>>68202058
I just leave it and the girl who lives next to me does it all for me

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>>68202204

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>>68202125
>Tipperary

>>68202206
mars

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coming through, peasants

>>68202213
peeves me off australia doesn't follow the UK for this.

>>68202206
the cheap lidl version

>>68202206
Crunchie

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>name a better chocolate bar

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What round will our Anthony spark him out in lads?

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the goatest

>>68202171
Paprika crisps are fucking amazing
Always make sure to pick up a pack if I see them in the Polish section

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>>68201718
>when people think the so-called "sesh" involves shitty alcohol and not class A drugs

>>68202213
This. Basedstralia

>>68202202
It's an indescribable flavour. You really have to try it to get it. Every year, All Dressed chips are #1 on my list of reasons not to kys.

>>68202206
Cherry ripe

>>68202175
Would turn your jaw to dust if you said such a thing to me irl
BBQ is by far the best

>>68202233
nonce crisps

fuckng love it when absolute dickheads like you try and act superior about eating kettle chips or this shite

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used to have one of these everytime mum took me grocery shopping

they were like 50 cents

>>68202233
taste shit
i can't believe waitrose-fags actually bum off this

those red-sky crisps used to be dope but i haven't seen then i a long time. kettle chips are passable

I'm going to write a novella about a handholdless NEET who fakes autism to get benefits. I don't know where to take the story though. I was thinking of having him fall in love with a girl on an MMO and find out its a guy afterwards. Or maybe have him go out in public, save a kid's life somehow, and then take it upon himself to be the city's superhero.

>>68202206
gold wispa you stupid wanker

>>68202206
Hersheys

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Polite reminder that it doesn't get any worse than this

>>68202206
I can't.

ladxs i*m dujnk
https://youtu.be/CtkvvWOZyWg

>>68202269
>when people are so normie they can score class A drugs

Reeeing tb h

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>get a letter from the dwp
>must be confirmation of my £10 christmas bonus
>actually a letter confirming they're stopping my bennies

Fucking Hell, lads. I think the Day of the Rope is nigh for me.

>>68202283
>>68202285
t. walkers-eating untermensch

>>68202291
excellent post

>>68202258
is this tonight?

I missed lomachenko last week too

What do you want to do today?

>>68202206
yorkie
snickers
mars bar

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wish i had a nerdy azn cumslut gf to follow me around

>>68202322

Next week.

>>68202206
The dark version are 6 for £1 at my local Heron.

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>>68202308
>Chicken is orange
Getting a bit sad now

>>68202249
this by a long long way

sister keeps asking me what i want for christmas and idk really

>>68202241
Lidl have cheap kinder bueno version? What's it called?

>>68202317
t. crisp hipster

fucking evaluate yourself soft shite

imagine being a "person" that doesnt eat walkers

or perhaps even worse, somebody that eats salt and vinegar

Yorkshire wins again

>>68202366
kinder bueno's spastic little brother

>why yes, i do save pictures of chips to try and receive (You)s

>>68202357
mate just fuck off now
no one cares about these so-called "Smith's Chips"

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>come her to discuss feels
>people are discussing crisps

>>68202314
you can get your hands on class a's without leaving your bed mate

>>68202384
Walkers are shit, fella.

need a bf

>>68202407
>come her

FONT

who 'members this classic

xbox one or ps4 lads

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>>68202384
>salt and vinegar
>anything but GOAT

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>when you order fish and chips in america

>>68202431
gay male

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>Walkers are shit, fella.

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imagine, if you will, that there were a better crisp available on the market today than Burts

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>>68202440
Wii U

>>68202454
exquisite post

So lonely that I've been watching a half-hour of gay porn a day to try to turn myself gay. It's uncomfortable for me.

>>68202445
only the poor kids had these at school

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>>68202384
>not eating salt and vinegar

>>68202454
>potato chips
FOY

>people actually think walkers make decent crisps

Fucking state of these cunts.

free?

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>>68202406
You lot need to get with the times and color code them appropriately
>68202399
;^)

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>>68202454
ahem

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>he wouldn't shag this because it has a penis

Bender.

Lay's are alright tbqh

>no Brannigan's Ham and Mustard posted..