/brit/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unRldLdllZ8

anyone fancy a game of falling furni on habbo hotel

>>68199008
Who /blackpool/ here?

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here's your synth bro

~~’~~,~{~@ A rose for your death.

bought xenon lights for my fiesta

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>>68198425
you get an extra card in your wallet and i think you have to select that when you purchase it or something

>>68199008
WE WILL

WE WILL

FOCK YOU up the arse

>>68199096
more like blackpoof lmao

>>68199060
p2s rev auto?

What's the runtest political party?

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>>68199107
here's mine

>mfw the fucking shit theramin thing

Why did they even bother

>>68199060
>tfw used to have a habbo empire worth hundreds of dollars with seperate rare and common furni boutiques and i forgot the password

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howling

>>68199154
greens

Really don't get why you'd live in a 'luxury flat' when you could live in a massive fuck-off mansion for the same price

http://www.strawpoll.me/11790698
http://www.strawpoll.me/11790698

Trying to get a feel for the kind of twats I'm talking to tonight

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>>68199008

>>68199180
Which is why you will never live in either. Small minded rodent.

>>68199154
Green
Nu Labour
Lib Dems
Old Labour

in that order

>>68198730
>So you're up to two now.
And you're up to zero besides "poofters and trannies" on social media. I imagine murderers killing people is bit more important.
>Not many
How about the leader of the Scottish Tories being a Lesbian?
>they don't make their sexual deviancy the cornerstone of their politics like leftists
Sexuality is not the cornerstone of leftist politics.
>UKIP fags
So you're saying you UKIP are left-wing? Or you can be homosexual and right-wing?
>there's those famous leftie mental gymnastics
It's not gymnastics to ask for evidence that the person who wanted to kill Trump was left-wing. If it's OK for you to automatically assume him being left-wing, I can just as easily automatically assume him to be right-wing. See?

>>68199194
Post uni autist but didn't go to uni

>>68199153
rev this leaf >>68199170
*doesn't actually trade anything*

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DJ DJ DJ DJ DJ DJ

>that girl that in retrospect you think you could have banged

>>68199154
lib dems

>>68199252
yeaahhh come on

>>68199180
relatives have a literal mansion in hampshire for a million

about 6 bedrooms and big grounds too

in london that would unironically get you a shitty house/ok flat fairly near the centre

>>68199252
good shout

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NEED a qt1.34 foreign anglophile gf desu senpai

>>68199235
switch the ukip and tory logos and this is true

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>>68199174
haha fucking hell

>>68199239
*ponders trading my red amber lamp for auto but deep down knows you didn't trade anything and it is obviously a scam room*

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>>68199252
>>68199275

ableton operator is enough for anything tbqh

>>68199154
obviously UKIP

>>68199276
Yeah but say you live by yourself, that's the question

Wouldn't it be a bit depressing living in something that big?

>>68199154
Tories

preditah uses fruity loops studio

>>68199305
>not mario paint

>>68199252
UH UH UH UH UH

>>68199238
literally this 2bh
have an alri job though

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t-thanks nan

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>ISIS fantasising about what the world would be like if they had been in control of the past few hundred years

kek, they unironically just sound like /pol/ except they view it through a muslim lens instead of a white supremacist one

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>>68199285
There's no such thing as an anglophile because everyone hates your shit country.
>there are actual people who are proud of this shithole
Never understood patriotism

>>68199252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XX3w_PlGReU

>>68199324
Big houses feel fucking empty unless they're furnished well.

Wonder if the yanks on /brit/ live alone in giant mcmansions

Lauren comes into kitchen goes you know how computers have chips in them I says yes she says do you ever get computers with fish in them omg [FIVE HUNDRED CRY-LAUGHING EMOJIS IN A ROW] had to call my mum so funny I shat and pissed my pants — feeling happy with Lauren Girlfriend

>>68199154
(most runty)
UKIP
Tories
Labour
Greens
Lib Dem
(Least Runty)

>>68199336
most of the early classic grime riddims were made on fruity mate
some were even made on some ps1 music game

>>68199394
no hate x

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Got messaged on pof by a literal downie

>>68199346
>he didn't get David Seaman's goalkeeping nightmares

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>>68199349

>>68199383
>greens
utter state of this runtoid

>>68199349
>your shit country
but anon you have the same flag?

>>68199383
rasheed

>>68199349
'sheed

>>68199348
This is old as fuck.

Bet you don't even read every issue of Dabiq

>>68199336
nowt wrong with fl studio, i used it forever but found i preferred the ableton workflow

swear boiler room invite the toppest of twats to their events only
constantly cunts being incredibly obnoxious in the videos

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>>68199429
This was the best one

>>68199453
see >>68199430

>>68199475
see >>68199400

>>68199464
>>68199452
piss off angry little povvos

>>68199489
see >>68199495

ahh yes, the so called top producer nova scotia

i was born with a brain the size of a sperm whale

>>68199383
>The Greens
The Greens are a fucking disgrace. Worse than UKIP, worse than Labour, worse than the SNP.

Barely even a coherent political party.

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>mfw one day at school
>3 people are sick in the morning
>noravirus
>anyone who's ill needs to stay at home for three days
>suddenly everyone starts saying they feel ill
>I do the same, have to sit and wait for my dad to pick me up, there's not enough room in the sick room as it's full
>there's loads of people waiting to go home with me who obviously aren't ill
>go home
>hear later that so many students said they were ill they had to use the gym as a waiting room

>>68199348
is this legal to have on your computer m8?

>>68199531
[Hook: NovaScots]
I'm in a rave (jump)
Touch mic and make the place (jump)
When you hear the bass (jump)
Mandem (jump), gyaldem (jump)
When I'm inside (jump)
NOV, I bring vibe (jump)
Tell a man take time (jump)
Mandem (jump), NOV said scot
NOV said scot
NOV said

What's your go-to life fantasy when you daydream?

I imagine myself as being a really cool and successful tech entrepreneur sometimes, and then other times I like to imagine myself as a world champion powerlifter. (I'm not close to either of these by the way).

>>68199479
i was in a couple of their videos in the winter of 20013

>le 4chan right-wing memeposting
getting bored of this one lads

>>68199473
fuck off mate, I have every copy of Dabiq and I'm perusing the latest issue of Rumiyah as we speak.

Absolute twat, bet you haven't even seen the latest "You Must Kill Them, O Muwahhid" video.

>>68199593
what ones?

>>68199582
Sometimes I like to pretend I'm a piece of toast, all dry and toasted.

>>68199549
Complete waste of money the BBC make absolute shit now and it gets worse each year.

>>68199606
>>68199473
literally bet both of you little slags missed prayer today

cant believe the futile lengths i go to for (you)s
give me replies now to make up for the utter shambles of a response to my rap

*lobs Seaman from 30 yards*

lads

>>68197834

>>68199578
>>68199578
>>68199578
>>68199639
>>68199639
>>68199639
here ya go cus xx

>>68199628
foy

>>68199549
somehow still covered by the person who lived in my flat last
was a pensioner who died and i keep getting letters saying i need to confirm he's still alive

yeah
wot
just having a go innit
taking a punt
yeah
boy better know
swear down
its a ting
senpai
yeah
yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeahhhhhhhhhhh

yeahhhh i hate blankets
nahhhhh i like duvets
yeahhhh i love duvets
nahhhhh theyre not quilts

yeahhhh i go mental
nahhhhh not accidental

yeahhhh i get free dental
nahhhhh do not go gentle

yeahhhh i rated the Vandals
nahhhhh but i dont rate lentils

yeahhhh thats just me
act like a wasteman thats just me
sex any girl yeah thats just me
lips any girl yeah thats just me

nahhhhh dont drive a bentle
yeahhhh this ones a rental

blair? hes a prick mate
brown? hes got no dick mate
dave? he makes me sick mate
may? you're taking the mick mate

i love shooting guns, and
i really dont rate the huns, and
i dont rate hot cross buns, but
i rate my own bad puns, and

i prey on single mums, and
leave them with some more sons, and
milk dont give me the runs, and
ive been with several nuns, and

i like to have my funs, but
i dont like to read the Suns, and
when maisie mashed both me plums, i just
couldnt stop with the cums (*keyboard orgasm noise*)

make daily a hundred thous(and)
once fucked a filthy laot(ian)
my tongue makes the songbirds loud(en)
till in their secretions im drown(ing)

when i meet their mums i get frown(ing)
when i go on the chon im clown(ing)
shit myself and see the bum brown(ing)
off the walls i bounce after down(ing)

just a single pint or 2
im only wee so it soaks right through
im a lightweight but ill still fight you
cos i might be little but i know kung fu

*batters the mic with my guandao until recording stops*

>>68199628
Tbh, I think £145 is pretty okay and I disagree with you that they make absolute shit.

It's the way it is funded that I resent and they way they pursue people who don't pay

>>68199681
no i wrote >>68198568 er but thanks anyway very thoughtful of you

Was going to message a girl but thought better of it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y86zjwdy3tc
kate bush desu senpai

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... I am the Silenced Weather Reporter... Dance - A Guy Dancing In December 2016 ... Improv Guy Eats 50 Burgers During Asteroid 1997XF11 Flyby ... Hey these Bastards Are Preventing Me from Making Weather Videos ... Presumably what They Want ... Filmed By And Of Me Frankie MacDonald In the Garden My House Sydney Nova Scotia Taken on The 3rd Of December 2016 ...

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>>68199692
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ

>>68199720
She'll only break your heart and mock your sexual performance anyway.

if this was on tv
nobody would be watching

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ro3JUw_-eoc

need myself in business

Savor the fruit of life, my young friends. It has a sweet taste when it is fresh from the vine. But don't live too long. The taste turns bitter... after a time.

>>68199734
hi,

is it alright if i imagine this person to be you in every post from now on?

thanks,

j

do people even watch tv anymore lol

watching tv

>>68199802
as you will

blood ket and tears

>>68199807
I'm watching it right now - the snooker.

mud ket and beers

this is not on
if i have to write another rap i will
ill make a beat too and record it under a pseudonym
Bim Tyrne

Name a better group of islands than the British Isles, I dare you.

>>68199705
Depends on what you like I spose, I don't watch TV, radio 4 is alright, radio 3 plays too much annoying avant garde shit. Their tv news is quite good though

>>68199859
the Irish isles

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>>68199252
VERY GOOD
EXCELLENT
DJ
DICTIONARY

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>>68199842
Good lad

>>68199802
alri joe

>>68199859
the shopping aisles

WAHEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

My parents tried to trick me into attending a Christian religious event tonight, under the lie that it would be nothing more than a meal.
When I turned up and realised the situation, I told them I wouldn't stay and that their god is false, that he would be an evil god if he were real and that the Church is historically and currently a force of oppression.
They're still going to save me the meal though so everything worked out for the best.

>>68199859
waddeneilanden

>>68199859
You like the British Isles? Name five of their songs.

>>68199859
the south shetland islands

>>68199383
wipe lib dem from the list and switch ukip and tories and youre good

>>68199891
fucking kek

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>the """"""""""""Irish"""""""""""" isles

>>68199859
the paedoph isles

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>>68199891
EXCELLENT

*open national geographic magazine*
*bombarded by luxury watch and Audi adverts*

ah yes climate change

unironically just created a habbo account
username: tbhlads

make one add me and let's get to work lads wahey

>>68199859
the isle of sheppey

>>68199909
good lad

>>68199956
Stay out of this Canada

>>68199914
This one wins, sorry lads

>>68199880
The only thing that has taken a huge decline in quality is their comedy output, but I think that's more a consequence of the easily-offended thin-skinned nature of people these days.

quints

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post those of the fairer sex

>>68199936
good post

>>68199252
HURGH
HURGH
HURGH
DICTIONARY

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>rorkes want to deport this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvcN8iISJhk

>>68199918
god save the queen
jerusalem
fairytale of new york
i am the walrus
greensleeves

Ireland isn't an island lol

>>68199761
hmm have we met before

>>68200000

>>68199993
>>68199997
>>68199998
nice job you fucking mongs
>>68199999

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I have a coffee date with a girl in 2 hours.

What the hell do I do? What happens if I run out of things to say?

>>68199252
>>68199891
>after literal years of music education or whatever the fuck its called in english noone knows a single fucking note but everyone knows where to find the memiest things on keyboards
ah yes very impressive

>>68199997
if they were truly fairer they'd have sex with me

>>68199275
>>68199252
>>68200010
>>68199891
what the fuck why were all your pianos the same as mine?

Interpol went shit after Antics

>>68200041
get a black coffee and down it whilst it's still boiling hot to assert your dominance

hmm might get drunk on my own hmmmm

>>68200041
Look distracted, as if it's her fault she can't keep your attention

Note, only works if you're attractive.

>>68200040
>r bradders not number one

>>68200011
manly jawline

>>68200040
I really dislike Alexander Armstrong, he's a thoroughly unfunny annoying cunt

crimbo choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFU4qPQS8lU

>>68200041
>going for coffee at 11.pm
you won't be able to sleep later on lad

>>68200055
Think they were just the cheapest keyboards la

I just did a REALLY big sneeze lads

britpol went to shit after brexit

>>68200041
Keep asking her questions about herself

>>68199982
tbf my school had the same thing

REPLY TO ME
REPLY TO ME NOW
GIVE ME 5 REPLIES OR I GET IT

>>68200134
calm down dear

*drops an absolutely sick beat*

>>68200134

>>68200055
schools were run by labour who considered music lessons to be sourcery run by the jews and therefore relegated the entire countries music education budget to £500, so all schools were forced to buy meme keyboards

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDpmCvUTiD0

>68200134
Here you go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhV4me_k8Y8

what an absolute belter of tune this is

>>68200040
who actually buys these albums. Even my grandparents dont like this sort of shit and they're the only target demographic i can imagine

interpol were only good when they did turn on the bright lights

been bad since (including antics which is VERY overrated)

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>>68200011
VERY qt

juices are running clear
that means it's cooked right?

>>68200041
Touch her leg whenever you can.
Touch her feet.
Touch her.

>68200134
nah you're alri m8

this is the official /brit/ christmas choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TDPRZ8zD64

>>68200041
should have more than 1 activity planned so that when you get bored of coffee you can move into the next thing and more conversations will arise when you get a change of scenery

>>68200175
there shouldn't be any juice

>all these comprehensive attending povvo sadcases

my school taught me how to play brass instruments

so many girls want to date me right now. Crazy!

>>68200011
mixed race, doesn't count

>TempleOS is somewhat of a legend in the operating system community. Its sole author, Terry A. Davis, has spent the past 12 years attempting to create a new operating from scratch. Terry explains that God has instructed him to construct a temple, a 640x480 covenant of perfection. Unfortunately Terry also suffers from schizophrenia, and has a tendency to appear on various programming forums with a burst of strange, paranoid, and often racist comments.

sounds like my kinda operating system

>>68200155
>labour who considered music lessons to be sourcery run by the jews and therefore relegated the entire countries music education budget to £500
isn't that a good thing though

and wouldn't labour be the kind of party which would increase spending on arts and humanities and stuff

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Hmmm. Josh Thomas.

t. romanian

>>68200215
why was this phrased like a trump tweet

>Pink Floyd went shit after The Wall

>>68200224
You missed >jews and >labour
So no

Pink Floyd went to shit after Sid Barrett left.

>>68200155
tbf the people who actually wanted to learn how to play an instrument already did

>>68200011
Shit hair

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>my school taught me how to play brass instruments

>>68200041
get chatting about music then move to her side of the table so you can listen to some together

lean in a bit and make sure you're having fun before you try it

>>68200227
more like rogaynian

>>68199859
Japanese Islands. Much better than this apocalyptic shithole

Pink Floyd went to shit after Roger Daltrey left

>>68200155
But the Tories have completely cut funding for school music departments. Even by 100% in many councils.

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Finally got around to watching this, prettay prettay good but the E.T. references started to get tiresome

>>68200306
>muh tories whine whine whine

got the lowest possible assessment score in music before i dropped it

>aj tracey went to shit after leave me alone

>>68200308
>Stranger Things
>good
sup Reddit

>>68200308
its load of shite for nonces m8

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Saw two lads kissing outside a pub last night, was fucking horrible

>>68200293
lol.

soph aspin or little t?

>>68200322
>It's ok to complain when Labour do it but not when Tories do it
party politics a shit

>>68200375
I get a bit jealous too

>>68200348
Stranger Things was widely considered to be great by all of 4chan, even /tv/ who love to shit on everything

Really don't care about your shite opinion

>>68200332
Somehow got an A in GCSE music, I'm a musical person but I was shit at the classwork, my teacher finished off half a composition for me lel.

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So... this is Trumps america

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anyone else remember playing zoombinis at school back in le 90's

>>68200322
>defending a party over your values
fucking kill yourself you mindless drone

>>68200387
woah a latvian

>>68200375
>Grr those homosexuals are getting more love that me grrrrrrrrr I hate them grrrrrr

get a shag you bloody closet bender

>>68200387
millie b > soph aspin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdObncC8FUo

>>68200348
>>68200366
I'm sorry you can't enjoy things lads

>>68200308
Just told GCHQ you're a nonce

>>68200375
no matter how ordinary they are the rest of the time, benders doing bent shit is pretty minging to most straight lads

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MY gf wishes you all a merry christmas and hopes you are all well this evening. x

>>68200416
Obama's America

kojima has such a sick taste in music

>Citizen Kane
>good
Hello Re,ddit

more lik barrack oBUMDER

>love girl
>get on really well
>work with her
>she has a BF
>told me she has feelings towards me today but won't leave her BF
>suck it up and accept it
>have to see her every single day
>can't distance myself from her because of this

Quite the predicament I'd day.

I'd like to move on but how the fuck can I when I have to see her every day at work?

Just gonna get hammered tonight.

>>68200416
feel sorry for the kids at that school who give a shit and want to learn

Bit annoying that you have to shell out thousands on a Macbook if you want a half-decent laptop

>>68200427
>>68200396
I was with my girlfriend and she didn't like it either

>>68200442
your average person doesn't give two shits what gay lads are doing

>>68200407
Stranger Things was utter trash for children like yourself.

I would be embarrassed to have liked it. Feel sorry for you.

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>>68200416

So I'm reading Discworld and one of the characters said "I ask you" on its own which I'm assuming is a British thing. How does that work? In America when we say "I ask you" we usually follow it up with an explanation of what we're asking about. What is this standalone "I ask you"?

>>68200409
got a b lmao

absolutely destroyed the exam and performances, but nearly failed both the compositions because of no creativity

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>no matter how ordinary they are the rest of the time, benders doing bent shit is pretty minging to most straight lads

>>68200484
>not getting a Lenovo Yoga 710

>>68200449
why is her clavicle so oily

>>68200067
>>68200086
>>68200107
>>68200127
>>68200182
>>68200193
>>68200287
Thanks for the advice guys. Here's the itinerary:

>2:55 - show up at coffee shop and grab a seat, check phone frequently
>3:30 - she arrives late
>3:31 - stand in line for coffee
>3:33 - order coffee (extra large coffee, black, with extra espresso shots)
>3:35 - coffee is prepared and return to the seat
>3:36 - stare her in the eyes and chug the entire coffee
>3:37 - ask her some questions about herself and don't pay attention to the answers
>3:40 - lean in and grab her foot. If she reacts negatively I'll say I lost my balance in the chair and had to sturdy myself
>3:41 - ask her some more questions, such as if she's feeling cold in this room and whether she thinks the lights are bright
>3:45 - start to look distracted
>3:46 - she asks what's wrong and I'll say its her fault she can't keep my attention because her answers weren't very interesting
>3:47 - lean towards her and gently grab her leg while making eye contact
>3:48 - coffee shop should be busy with students studying for exams, so I'll tell her we should share a seat so someone else can have mine
>3:49 - ask her if she listens to music and then offer her an ear bud so we can listen to a song together
>3:50 - 3:58 - listen to two songs
>3:59 - invite her back to my place for a change of scenery

>>68200502
nah you're a mong lad it was good

we must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children

>>68200493
Until they see it in person, I agree with him it's not pleasant

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>tfw brain tumour prohibits me from getting a gf

Stranger Things is the greatest series of all time

>>68200375
>caring
probably a closet homo desu
be comfortable with the fact you're straight

>>68200502
fuck off contrarian

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>Here's the itinerary:

>>68200542
that just sounds like envy

>>68200493
mate, if you're eating lunch and look up and see two blokes going at it I guarantee 90% of straight lads are going to be put off

get some honest mates you absolute battyman

>>68200543
Really?

>>68200530
perfect

>>68200530
so this is autism...

>>68200506
needs more context
post the conversation

>>68200484
the 2015 model is the last one worth getting desu the new ones are 2memey for me

Imagine being an underage immature retarded contrarian fuck that hates Stranger Things

Are you literally one of those fat neckbeards who wear atheist t-shirts outside and play with katanas?

>>68200481
inb4 I get pissed and send her something I'll regret.

>>68200530
Make sure to not start at 2:56, else everything's ruined.

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>Stranger Things is the greatest series of all time

>>68200506
Getting well and truly fed up with people asking questions about language without providing proper context

Did they prefix it with question/rhetorical statement?

>buying a laptop
>not just getting a tablet instead and using an actual desktop PC for grownup stuff

>>68200575
Why would a straight person be envious of two men kissing? Especially if they already have a gf (me)

Stranger Things was fucking great

Wish they would hurry up with Season 2

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>Stranger Things is the greatest series of all time

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*scans the horizons of /brit/, on the lookout for runts*

*sniffs the air*
etsubatsu......

>>68200539
>>68200558
>>68200549
>having taste this bad
Do you also play computer games and support Donald Trump?

Stranger Things was the worst tv programme in memory. It was hilariously awful.

just listened to a 5 hour disco set

>buying a tablet
>not just buying an iphone like everyone who isn't an aspie
s mh

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the gf

>>68200633
because they're a closet gay

why else would you get bothered by it?
did your dad beat you while yelling "BLOODY PUFFS!"?

>>68200627
>not taking your desktop everywhere

state of the runts when I wheel this bad boy into lectures

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMVNnbH4llU

tune

>>68200575
why would I be jealous of some bloke getting with another one? maybe I'd be jealous if it was with a a hot female model but with a man it just makes no sense

>>68200672
t. bender

>>68200672
>not liking gays to do gay things in your face makes you gay

not a fan of this gimmick

>>68200672
>why else would you get bothered by it?
Because it's something you don't see very often and it doesn't look good

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submitted my novel to the publisher today. expect a reply within the next week or two.

and yes, there is some exclusive brit references, gimmicks, and memes.

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rate the flat lads

>>68200683
>taking a tablet/laptop into a lecture

ah yes I definitely want to hear the whirring and clacking of laptops in a lecture theatre

>>68200644
your thinking of breaking bad

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>Stranger Things was the worst tv programme in memory. It was hilariously awful.

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>>68200504
>tfw no hellcat

>>68200596
>>68200624
'“Pray carry a stone out of the palace so's I can haunt it, good mother,” he says,' said Nanny Ogg. ' “It's bloody boring in here, Mistress Ogg, excuse my Klatchian,” he says, so of course I did. I reckon they was all listening. Ho yes, they all thinks, all aboard, time for a bit of a holiday. I've nothing against ghosts. Especially royal ghosts,' she added loyally. 'But my cottage isn't the place for them. I mean, there's some woman in a chariot yelling her head off in the washhouse. I ask you. And there's a couple of little kiddies in the pantry, and men without heads all over the place, and someone screaming under the sink, and there's this little hairy man wandering around looking lost and everything. It's not right.'

>>68200683
guy i worked with actually took his 27" imac everywhere in one of those ikea bags

shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqU58Q72acA

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>>68200704
?

>>68200704
a semi-autobiographical novel perhaps?

>>68200720
>your

>>68200728
ugh...millennials...

Is anyone else here married? im genuinely curious if im the only one on /brit/ that's taken

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You have been invited to join the good folk of /mämmi/ to celebrate the 99th anniversary of Finnish independence on the 6th of December.

Our British friends are always welcome.
>pic related if you don't come

>>68200691
it was really good but it's still overrated
nothing on breaking bad

>>68200672
>people that don't like gay shit are actually gay
>people that like gay shit are gay
so everyone's gay, got it

reckon you might have sucked one too many knobs haha, you're starting to see gay shit everywhere

>>68200700
>going to gay club because it's only thing left open
>one mate gets panicked and makes some stupid excuse to go home

defo because he's a closet bender, it's not difficult to say no if a lad tries to come on to you is it

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gf just sent me this

>>68200481
Where can I get some advice on what to do here because you guys are USELESS!

>>68200768
im married to the sesh

>Breaking Bad

This wasn't a series, it was an art piece, a true masterpiece crafted by the finest of humanity

you can always rely on one elitist fedora bender on /brit/ to hate anything that's actually good

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need a south asian gf

birdman was a great film

>>68200797
GOOD post

>>68200780
>presenting two opposite extremes as the only options

ahahaha
you're a fucking idiot

there's a middle ground that most people have
they don't care
they don't get bothered
they don't get flustered
they don't whine about it on /brit/ at 9pm
it doesn't affect them
it's not their problem

>>68200605
>disliking hyped up trash for literal manchildren is contrarian
Get over it mate. Stranger Things was appalling.

Best tv shows of all time power ranking

GOAT. I, Claudius

1. Planet Earth
2. Band of Brothers
3. The Sopranos
4. The Wire
5. Deadwood
6. Fargo
7. The Simpsons

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who remembers

you like make believe? how about believing making yourself into what your make believe self is

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Oh fuck off

Who has even watched these, let alone enjoyed them?

drinking some old mout cider

>>68200806
she looks more paki than indian

>>68200847
wew >>68200839

>>68200839
Simpsons only got good around season 19 2bh, wouldn't rank it so highly

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>>68200771
i will come, i may also post Finnish anime girls

>>68200806
Just dont eat them out, their pussys are rank lad

>>68200797
>Breaking pleb
>Stranger Things
This general is truly for children with wild mary sue fantasies.

>>68200719
this

>taking notes on anything besides pen and paper

>>68200725
"i ask you" is basically saying "can you believe it" or "for goodness sake", its not got any real meaning there
nanny ogg is a country hick with delusions of sophistication so she uses big words and phrases out of place

>>68200839
>twin peaks not mentioned

i'm every woman it's all in me

>>68200860
if it ain't the bleedin paki expert

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>>68200771
>his country is only 99 years old

>>68200847
planet earth is the bollocks lad. feel sorry for you for never watching it.

https://soundcloud.com/paperfunk-recordings/rizla-saviour-original-mix

tune

>Planet Earth

literally just an overrated nature documentary

do you get home and say "yeah can't fucking wait to finish the last epsiode!! the one before was absolutely thrilling, real cliffhanger!!"

>>68200839
VERY good post

>>68200823
nah, most lads would get put off by two blokes snogging

you might be gay so your ladmates have told you they don't mind because they don't want to upset you

>>68200481
Find someone else

best advice by far