/brit/

>>68197076
me on the left

proto gf keeps posting stupid statuses and sharing stupid shit

gonna bin her i think

PLEASE POST SARA PICS

nth for new wars and the changing character of conflict

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecQ3pZrHBLA

Need a proper essex girl gf

recommend me some choons

only one rule: they have to be bangers

even after a week of nofap I can only get off to facialabuse and gangbangs

nofap is a meme, don't do it. felt zero benefits

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>>68197117

>>68197117
weird creep

>>68197157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blDqnFOSgOo

not concerned about these new surveillance powers lads

I'll just talk in fast food code when I want to access something illegal


e.g. lads where can I buy a doner kebab = lads where can I buy some speed

foolproof

need a /brit/ bf

>get a decent salary
>all of it gets taken as tax

>get a decent car
>it gets vandalised in the first week

hm yes

>>68197157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mynzbmrtp9I

>>68197208
banger

>>68197219
same

>>68197157
https://youtu.be/oyUmE_cFlWs

ahh yes, think i shall trial the acne gimmick for a few more years to come

>>68197227
you would be paid less if it didn't get taxed

>>68197076
Jesus Christ what has happened to him? Is he okay? Has he been evicted? I've not lurked for some time now.

>>68197242
thanks.

try this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m9VdVoWWrs

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>he isn't in a committed monogamous relationship with a pretty girl

>>68197262
how so?

>>68197164
you should try a week of noclap, break the stereotype la

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OI LADS NEW BG MEDIA JUST DROPPED
SOME OTHER NEW GIRL MC SENDING FOR SOPH ASPIN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdObncC8FUo

MAAAAAAAADTING

>>68197262
?

>>68197279
Normies out rooooooooooooo

>>68197283
>person happy to survive on a certain after tax income
>company pays as little as possible

Rick and Morty is really good

>>68197301
utter slag

The Tramadol is kicking in. Feeling really warm and comfy.

my brit lifeplan

cushy job
fwb gf
place of my own with garage
car for weekend trips and driving around uk

R8

Mate ditched me last night to go and hang out with a girl.

I've seen this happen in other people's lives, now it's happening in mine.

nothing ever goes right for me lads

god probably doesn't exist

>>68197301
she is

SHIT

doesnt go with the flow, monotone, fuck her

what happens if you're rich and lonely?

do you live in a 7 bedroom house by yourself?

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>>68197301
>implying this butters mong holds a candle to ar soph

>>68197301
hold tight jack wilkinson on the cam

>he earns enough to get taxed

haha

>>68197359
Rich people are never lonely

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwCnG7rKRpw

>Now that the alt-right have won Molly has nothing to do but review movies

How the mighty fall

>>68197329
Howdy there reddit!

shall be getting pissed round about.......

..........now

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>>68197301
>bet yer blowies are fuckin shite

>>68197361
who's this fine petunia?

>>68197359
Would prefer a nice flat 2bh

*sniffs once*
*sniffs twice*
ahh
to be sure
the rancid stink of my shit hangs heavy in the air
*shifts back on the seat and peers down into the bowl*
yes... yes, yes i see.... ahhh...indeed.... four! four wee nuggets... and scattered bullets beneath the soggy paper
oh this is very good... very good indeed yes... yes.... ahhh yesssss..... *takes a long sniff* mmmmmm ahhh, ripe to a particularity and then some, and then quite some indeed.... i have not failed myself tonight margaret let me tell thee... we shall snatch up these funky leavings and study them more closely tomorrow, some time after mass i should think

>>68197014
>David Cameron/Theresa May
>support gay marriage, ambivalent towards the decline of the traditional family, ambivalent towards mass migration undermining the ethnic composition of this country, ambivalent towards record high knife crime rates, don't support racial profiling, support 20% cuts to police budgets, don't care if the police investigate burglary

Please tell me how they are an actual conservative party aside from name only? I'd only ever consider voting for them if I lived in a marginal constituency and Labour had a genuine chance of getting in power, but given I don't I won't vote for them.

>>68197376
>soft on divorce
I did with traditional family comment
>drugs
didn't want to sound too much like peter hitchens desu, he's become a bit of a contrarian dullard nowadays anyway

>>68197406
>you got bummed on a field

>>68197164

i've been wanking since 2003 and the best wanks are to fully clothed facebook pictures of girls i know

interesting

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>>68197406
based bradders

>>68197359
If I was rich and lonely I wouldn't buy a house, I'd just buy one of those luxury one bed apartments and enjoy holidays to random nice places desu.

Doesn't sound terrible. Better than having some shit semi detached with three kids you hate

indeed, innit

>ywn have a swimming pool in a converted church/barn connected to your castle-like house for only £577 a week

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-to-rent/property-57799598.html

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>>68197414
>he doesn't know who Soph Aspin is

actually fuck off you little worm

>>68197329
yes it is 2bh

Ever get it where the small things make life seem pretty good?

Sitting with the family having a decent chat, the first drag of a cigarette on a cold winter morning, meeting friends in the pub or some small act of human intimacy.

>>68197301

seriously scraping the barrels now

did an adult film and produce this? are they not embarrassed?

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>>68197157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4dvw_tSsVQ

>>68197359
Just get some servants to order around

>>68197471
well, who is she?

>luxury flat

why yes I would pay the same for a tiny shoebox when I could get a mansion in devon

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>>68197301
Northern """""PEOPLE"""""

>KOR! On our /brit/

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I just want a qt gf

why? why god?

>tfw Afghan Dan is actually releasing bangers now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95c6JJmpbKY

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>>68197471
sophie yeah you should stick to singing
cuz when you spit my ears are ringing
how come you shagged bare lads? is your fanny not stinging
bet your fannys fucking minging

>>68197520
drink cider from a lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon

>>68197482
>First sip of a nice cold coke can after a long day
>Running into a nice cool sea on a hot day at the beach
>Feeling the waves flowing over you as you lie in the sea
>Logging into your bank and having more than you thought you would
>Having something like a holiday to look forward to

>>68197301
how old is she? she's well fit

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NEPAL BTFO

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>>68197520
>in devon

>>68197301
You just know that she's going to become a meme

>>68197540
>Afghan Dan
jihadi john's replacement?

>>68197301

Is it true you got bummed on a pill?

>>68197301
>female rappers

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>>68197502
bin yourself

>>68197545
how will soph ever recover

Doing a nostalgia and lsitening to 30 Seconds to Mars and My Chemical Romance etc

>>68197559
no idea but most likely under 16 you nonce
>>68197540
ang tight afghan dan
would crease if one of the london mcs done a tune with him

actual banger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-M_TBnT3FJA

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>>68197301
what language is this

>>68197341

what's it like compared to codeine

>>68197424
>didn't want to sound too much like peter hitchens desu, he's become a bit of a contrarian dullard nowadays
He's generally good but science means nothing to him. So he thinks climate change is fake, addiction is fake, calories causing weight gain is fake, dyslexia is fake etc. There are just some conservatives who just think science is not worthy of any attention.

> I'd only ever consider voting for them if I lived in a marginal constituency and Labour had a genuine chance
Are you aware of Blue Labour? It's the socially conservative wing of the Labour Party. The Labour Party might be socaily liberal overall but it does have a socially conservative wig unlike the Tories who are basically liberal from top to bottom.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Labour

>>68197461
>Application fee: £150 pp
>Guarantor fee: £48
>Check out fee: £90

So glad that shite's illegal in Scotland

Do I have an inoperable cancerous tumour on my brain? Yes.


Do I rate Pogba? No.

>>68197611
Poet x Afghan Dan


maybe Chip considering they look so similar

Going to the chippy, fellas.

Fish, chips, large sausage and a bottle of D&B

Found out Cornwall is like third-world poor today
Always thought it was full of posh pants

>just woke up

Morning lads

>>68197640
no more fees in england now

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Umm sweetie. Why can't legal migrants be people?

>>68197572
well yeah, bgmedia is a huge meme they get millions of views
>>68197621
poortherner

>>68197273
He moved to a flat in High Wycombe

>>68197640
gonna be illegal here soon

>>68197301
>Is your fanny not stinging?
>I bet your fanny is fucking mingin
How will ar soph ever recover?

Theory of the Universe

Big bang was a singularity. When it exploded, it sent out anti-matter. Anti-matter = Time.

Space is expanding like paint on a canvas made of time. Time is not a constant. As space expands into the anti-matter, time slows. When the mass of the universe reaches critical mass, time stops. The Universe collapses in on itself taking all the matter with it, creating another big bang.

Why is there something instead of nothing? Because you can't have nothing without something, by definition. The Universe is infinite in time but not in space.

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Step one: Pay absolutely zero interest

>>68197663
haha been out on a mad one eh deano

>>68197355
Call me a white toff but I don't see what makes her worse than other grime artists like Dizzy Rascal, Tinie Tempah and Tupac.

>>68197661
>chippy

its chipper, pillock

>>68197640
(becoming) illegal here now too

paid like £300 for some mong to call up an old landlord and get a reference

>>68197674
>>68197685
all of the fees?

>>68197560
what site is this from?

>>68197703
you've got my attention.

>>68197693
shan't

Landlords are actually scum desu.

Definitely fall into the 'parasite' section of society

lads
we need to deal with the unemployed neet scroungers
send them to work I say

Everything outside of East Anglia and Yorkshire is shit tbqh

>>68197678

>why can't a planet with limited resources support an infinite number of people

>>68197715
Tumblr obviously

>>68197605
is she that goblin from game of thrones?

oi oi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReuSrAGOdPE

Just bought the Jo Cox Christmas single

>>68197750

David Nuttall pls go

>>68197750
fuck off tory twat

alcohol really is brillaint lads

>>68197622
I often end up with stomach cramps on codeine, so I'm reluctant to take it, unless it's co-codamol for a slight headache.

Tramadol is pretty comfy though, as long as you find a dose that doesn't end up making you sick, it's a nice warm buzz.

>>68197765
>speed garage
garage but on speed

>>68197739
>>>/leftypol/

bore off sunshine

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>>68197776
What's the title?

>>68197693

I'm tripping and I can't believe you posted that right now

>>68197739
>tfw shite at maths so i couldnt become an accountant or banker
>tfw lazy so couldnt become a lawyer


i just bought a flat and have some thicko help me pay my mortgage instead

>>68197301
since fucking when does maisie do grime

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>>68197693
very smrt

>>68197750
>send them to work I say
But they do want to work. The problem is the jobs aren't there. The government doesn't have a full employment policy so millions will always be unemployed regardless of their desire to work. It's a structural problem.

>>68197708
Mate, you know how fucking boring this gimmick is? It's Aussie-tier shit.

Be better.

>>68197819
oxford hotel lad?

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>>68197117

imagine taking ketamine at risk of looking like you've turned into a mongo

tragic

very tired

may get into bed

>>68197847
ah yes I remember first year

piece of piss

>>68197842
Send them to spain I say
bit o sunshine will do em good

cocaine in the UK is so infuriating. some of the time you get absolute shite that's probably 10% real cocaine at best but then you get some absolute rocket fuel that has you buzzing your tits off so you keep buying it hoping for the good shit. me and 2 mates bought 3 grams for £180 last night and it was the best i've had in ages but i know next time it'll probably be wank

>>68197843
what if i like doing it because it makes me happy? let me live my life

>>68197301
What the fuck....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rdX-IzkT8Y

tune

>>68197808
He's right though. Why do you think so many pakis and Jews are involved in the whole scam?

>>68197341
>dropping random drug names that no one knows or cares about

this isn't america buddy

actual foreskin hurts

Can't stand those commie slags

>ugly
>terrible personalities

No redeemable qualities

>>68197810
let the bodies hit the floor

>>68197853
might join you :x

>tfw no upper-middle class modern comfy lifestyle in london

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-to-rent/property-53974849.html

>>68197755
That's why there's Mars, Europa, and Titan, you rorke.

>>68197895
because it's the sweet spot for investing your money in sold assets and provides a steady income

>>68197157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQ4GXz-85Hw&t=26s

>>68197835
An excellent representation of dialetheism in modern art.

why is life cruel

>>68197846

yes

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unRldLdllZ8

True sounds of britain 2016
beautiful

>>68197882
>he's not up to the date with the blackpool grime scene
ffs sort it out lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4p6lI-FZFaU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qjadsgdlgw

>>68197897
>random drug names

WTF are you talking about, Ahmed?

Anyone had them katsu chicken things from greggs

are they decent?

>>68197678
>(40% of our exports I think)
Ah yes, the fact checking Remainers

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>why is life cruel

>>68197915
Uses plural form of body
No mention of Brexit or anything political
Golden opportunity wasted

I'm giving you a U.
See me after school.

>>68197980
filling is nice
pastry is shite

>>68197819
Strange how the Universe configures itself.

I could say I wonder what configuration we're in right now but it would be like placing a spot at random on a circle and saying "that one".

>>68197879

sounds pathetic
should have just spend a tenner on acid instead

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>>68197904
>ugly
fuck off bender

just did a shave

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Met a friend I've not seen in two years today lad. Christ he's turned into a right druggie. Good news for me is that he' agreed to selling me weed on the cheap.

>>68197879
dnm sohn

Howling

A fake US embassy in Ghana just got shut down after operating for the past 10 years

>>68197984
nonce

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aaaah yes, the so-called "twitter commie slags"

>>68197931
Yes, and the work of parasitic greedy pakis and Jews who loather the society they live in

>tfw we can no longer say what we want for fear of being hatposted

>>68197916
i will be going to sleep but you're welcome to do things to me

>>68197976
>tramadol

why should I know what this is if I'm not some druggie lowlife sperg?

>>68197922

Sounds a bit imperialist

>>68198009
Fuck off hippy

>>68198032
fucking state of that

>>68198034
this post has racist undertones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWP_95eSLBI

utter and complete banger this

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>>68198026
You want me telling your care home about this?

POST AISHA PICS

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>>68197880
Then you are a sad, sad boy.

Here's some tits

do you have to be rich to be a landlord?

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>>68197865
Say that again after you've done 8 weeks studying history at a former polytechnic m8

>>68198032
>muh iphones
the state of you mate

>work with a bloke in his mid thirties who has the political views of a teenager

Cringey desu, a chinook flew over and he said something liike
>'There goes a helicopter full of brainless zombies! Doing what they're told to do by some evil agenda!' etc

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>>68197968
>that first vid

>>68198040
>nearly 200 posts
>you get triggered by one

Fucking state of your life m90

>>68198000
she'll never look this good again

considering an alcohol

>>68197904
That's why they're so entertaining. They're all absolutely mental and depressed, but they think they know how the world should be. Massive joke, except they're not in on it.

>>68198101
lol

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*skips assembly with the boys and plays Pendulum - Tarantula out of this at the bottom of the stairs by the fire exit*

>>68198101
he's not wrong

Business idea: knock down shitty ex-industrial towns and replace them with farms

>>68198096
Why are left wingers so mentally unstable?

>>68198096
>born a moron
>consequently have a shitty existence
>complain
her own fault

>>68198083
She is a literal semen demon

>>68198040
'cause you'd be studying medicine if you had any modicum of intelligence or drive

>>68198072
Not really. It is explicit in its racism.

if you'll be my bodyguard i can be your long lost pal

>>68198144
good lad but

>pendulum
>not Boy In Da Corner

>>68198130
good lad

doing one

eating ice cream that looks like its made of sperm

>>68198153
>girl is sick
>she holds left-wing views
>she must be sick because of her left-wing views
very good

>>68198193
only got a couple of bers and no mixer
might run shops

>Earn £85,000 in 2016/2017 and you'll take home £56,767

extremely grim

>>68197850
just take mkat get on the fucking sesh you flid

>>68198210
use android pay x

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>let me tell you why communism will save the world
>also I'm absolutely mental, but that doesn't mean I might be biased in any way

Need a Sara gf 2bh

>>68198214
>£56,767
Which is more than the median salary of the City of London BEFORE tax

>>68198202
pic

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>>68198231
nearly there!

i think i want to live the rest of my life as a complete degenerate who never amounts to anything and who never gets along with anyone

>>68198238
she's right about herself at least haha

>>68198238
Oh no she is biased! The bloody cow!

>>68198209
I was actually getting at the reverse causality there, i.e. mentally ill people are more likely to be left wing, but sure I can see how all those mental gymnastics left wingers go through can make someone a bit looney

>>68198260
That is my life at present

>>68198260
you're doing well so far

>>68198144
>still being at school when this phone was big
Nokia 3310 lad here

>>68198209
>girl is sick

What's wrong with her apart from being left wing?

>>68198260
you're on the right track

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>>68197301
LADS

I SMELL A FRESH NEW MEME COMING ALONG

FUCKING AMERICANS ARE GOING TO POST
>Bongistanis
AND THEN A LINK TO THIS VIDEO UNDERNEATH IT

DON'T LET THEM KNOW ABOUT THIS

>>68198272
>Sara's philosophy means she wouldn't have that job as Tesco would have to reduce jobs and close stores to cover the costs of the massive tax increase on the company

>Bongistanis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6bB8U1RJuo

>>68198260
Make sure you canvas for the Labour party in 2020

>>68198282
You realise this is just as applicable to anyone with any political views?

You think Thomas Mair and Breivik are sane?

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If you are intoxicated and/or giddy, buzzed or 'feeling it', please leave now.

>60% income tax in belgium

extremely grim

>>68198275
Actually feel sick watching this

>>68198282
>mentally ill people are more likely to be left wing
Jo Cox murderer was mentally ill and right wing.

Can't remember a mentally ill individual being left-wing and murdering a person with their own hands due to political views.

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Would you date this girl (boy)?

>>68198275
G A Y B O Y S

>>68198300
bgmedia has been a meme with the normies for ages mate

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38196303

Lads I need some help. I can't tell if Corbyn EVER wants to be Prime Minister.

>>68197301
bang

>>68198325
Make me

would unironically have a trap gf/bf

>>68198330
if I liked their personality probably

>>68198371
bender

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Umm sweetie, just drooling after some t b h.

>>68198325
my weed is wearing off but ill be 'feeling it' when i smoke some more later on bro

Here is a video of the Queen farting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&feature=youtu.be

Where can you even get film developed these days?

>>68198364
Corbyn wanted us to leave the EU all along, didn't you know that?

>>68198401
LOL XD

lads, say if you have a travel-based job with an international company, could you move to a country with very little income tax and make bank?

>>68198388
everything is feminine about them though, even their willy

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>>68198258
wew

I wonder how it works. Do they give you a little virtual costa card to tap on the reader?

>>68198401
TOP KEK

>>68198402
Boots?

>>68198321
They are extreme outliers though, you see so many literal mentally ill trannies or poofters or otherkins on social media sites, and they're all left wingers. Do you really think it's a coincidence that all these demographics are more likely to be left wing? Don't you think it's their lifestyles that make them have those political views?

>>68198401
Somehow doubt it m8

Ex on snapchat just posted a picture of her with another guys
I'm on suicide watch right now

>>68198449
er, we don't tolerate that sort of racist imagery here hun x

>>68198417
Or just employ an accountant to swindle the tax man like shit loads of O&G workers do.

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>>68198401
Ah yes

>>68198329
That's because left-wingers are shit at everything. It hasn't stopped them trying though

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3719665/Mother-Briton-accused-trying-kill-Donald-Trump-says-autistic-son-20-watches-Peppa-Pig-launches-fight-bring-UK.html

>Mother of the Briton who is accused of trying to kill Donald Trump says her autistic son, 20, still watches Peppa Pig as she launches fight to bring him back to UK

Seems like the sort of sperg who would fit in here

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>why yes, i do own a desktop computer. why would i use an inferior laptop?

>>68198469
*watches you*

>>68198469
>snapchat
teenagers out

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>Actually feel sick watching this

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>>68198469
>opening your ex's snapchats

You know what to do la

>>68198382

How open-minded you are

>>68198449
Integrated and mixed with the locals quite quickly then. Good for them :)

>>68198483
how do the accountants do it? won't it be so expensive to have one that it cancels out any benefits

>>68198401
Doesn't work anymore now that we hover over the "Embed" link to see what it is beforehand.

>>68198494
Because laptops always shit the bed after a couple of years or less

>>68198494
laptops are shit and expensive whereas I can just build a PC that does exactly what I want for much less

>>68198438
>what is confirmation bias

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>tfw when too socially awkward to talk to people so you never find a dealer

Wish I was normie enough to find a weed dealer lads

>>68198504
You enjoy men putting their willy up your bum? Disgusting

>snapchat
fucking normies

do you think if i spend a few weeks in a psych ward i'll be eligible for autism bucks........

>You will never look like Jared Leto

yeah
wot
just having a go init
taking a punt
yeah
boy better know
swear down
its a ting
senpai
yeah
yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeahhhhhhhhhhh

yeahhhh i hate blankets
nahhhhh i like duvets
yeahhhh i love duvets
nahhhhh theyre not quilts

yeahhhh i go mental
nahhhhh not accidental

yeahhhh i get free dental
nahhhhh do not go gentle

yeahhhh i rated the Vandals
nahhhhh but i dont rate lentils

yeahhhh thats just me
act like a wasteman thats just me
sex any girl yeah thats just me
lips any girl yeah thats just me

nahhhhh dont drive a bentle
yeahhhh this ones a rental

blair? hes a prick mate
brown? hes got no dick mate
dave? he makes me sick mate
may? you're taking the mick mate

i love shooting guns, and
i really dont rate the huns, and
i dont rate hot cross buns, but
i rate my own bad puns, and

i prey on single mums, and
leave them with some more sons, and
milk dont give me the runs, and
ive been with several nuns, and

i like to have my funs, but
i dont like to read the Suns, and
when maisie mashed both me plums, i just
couldnt stop with the cums (*keyboard orgasm noise*)

make daily a hundred thous(and)
once fucked a filthy laot(ian)
my tongue makes the songbirds loud(en)
till in their secretions im drown(ing)

when i meet their mums i get frown(ing)
when i go on the chon im clown(ing)
shit myself and see the bum brown(ing)
off the walls i bounce after down(ing)

just a single pint or 2
im only wee so it soaks right through
im a lightweight but ill still fight you
cos i might be little but i know kung fu

*batters the mic with my guandao until recording stops*

>>68198529
>>68198531
autists

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>>68198438
>They are extreme outliers though
Seem to be pretty common place. What about the white kid who shot the black church in America? He wanted to start a race war.
>poofters
But their are plenty of right-wing homosexuals.

The only time an openly Homosexual MP got up in Parliament to discuss using poppers for anal sex was a very right-wing Tory MP.

>>68198491
And how many right-wingers have also been foiled before committing violent acts? Also your article doesn't mention anything of the kid wanting to assassinate Trump being left-wing. He may have been right-wing or radical center.

>>68197847
That's like 20 pages wtf

>>68198496
>not following slags

>can smell a smell and worried that you've shat yourself without realising

Anyone else?

>>68198525
No, because they do it collectively with other O&G monkeys.

I don't know exactly how it works, as my uncle wouldn't tell me, but he used to do it when he worked offshore.

Remarkable that the working classes are just as bad as the mega wealthy when is comes to this sort of thing.

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>>snapchat
>fucking normies

yeah, bedtime i reckon

Mushrooms

>closer to human DNA than other plants
>the earth used to be covered in gigantic mushrooms
>there's a gigantic mushroom that covers 6km in diameter

tell me about shrooms lads

>>68198570
why would I get (and then exclusively use) a laptop just to satisfy the autism of a canadian on 4chan?

>>68198580
I prefer to actually meet slags than fawn over them on my phone

>>68198551
meet me in brum ill shot you a draw of some peng ammy senpai

>>68198551
>tfw absolute social spacker at sixth form
>still somehow managed to get a dealers number

Fucked me up in the long run though

>>68198552
Umm sweetie I don't have anal sex at all.

>Corbyn is an old white man who hates the EU
>May is a woman who likes the EU

Is Corbyn /ourlad/?

>>68198589
me with the rabbit

>>68198527
That is the joke.

>>68198580
Fuck off Pan Head

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>>68198570
>everyone who owns a desktop is autistic
wew lad, must be more autistic people out there than any of us can imagine

>>68198642
No

>>68198589
actually been watching this on Amazon
his ex-gf is cute af

>>68198642
No. The Murdoch newspapers who have always been on our side tell me Corbyn is bad so Corbyn is bad :(

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Think I might need to see a GP

What's wrong with the EU?

>>68198656
Here's a video of me getting the joke:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

>>68198704
FOY

>>68198635
>I enjoy gay stuff but I don't want to experience it fully
casual

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>>68198572
>What about the white kid who shot the black church in America?

So you're up to two now. Maybe if you reclassify Stepehen Port as a homophobic bigot you can make it three!

>But their are plenty of right-wing homosexuals

Not many, and they don't make their sexual deviancy the cornerstone of their politics like leftists do

In fact, poofters wouldn't even let the few stray UKIP fags into gay pride. So much for openness and tolerance eh?

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2015/jun/05/ukip-banned-from-gay-pride-march-after-partys-inclusion-stokes-anger

>And how many right-wingers have also been foiled before committing violent acts? Also your article doesn't mention anything of the kid wanting to assassinate Trump being left-wing. He may have been right-wing or radical center.

aaaand there's those famous leftie mental gymnastics in full flow

my mom's boyfriend was talking about his autistic son and when he started on how much he liked trains i laughed. it was awkward after

>>68198625
FONT

might have a cry

dont care

>>68198705
Literally nothing.

Drug power rankings?

>>68198705
literally everything

>>68198743
Says the twat talking about his ex on snapchat

>>68198754
LSD > everything else

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>>68198740
>autistic
>trains
really makes you think

>>68198705
It is basically creating the sort of conditions its precursor sort to avoid

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gf getting ready for denzel

>>68198754
1. alcohol
2. caffeine
3. ibuprofen
.
.
4. ibuprofen
.
.
.
9001. htc

>>68198730
These Muzzie terrorists aren't lefties, m8. You see how that alone ridicules your argument?

>>68198692
t. claire