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degenerate edition
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cara
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woke up not long ago, had tesco value beans & sausage on toast for brekky
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>>68190144
good post
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8LAkQKuJXs

this video makes me want to convert to islam
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73% of britain is brown LMAO
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>>68190144
who is this bloke?
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>He's a janitor on the internet
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first for /brit/ being a yank gimmick
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Ah yes, another gf-less holiday season approaches, very nice
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bit weird how gays are a minority yet try to push their degenerate norms on the majority

they're like islam, except with better skin
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the armenian genocide literally never happened
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>>68190229
>they're like islam, except with better skin
kek
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>>68190229
t. Saw a pride parade and got triggered by prancing fairies
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is that ship guy here?
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>>68189989
what would your opinion be if it were 10 year old girls getting tarted up and making youtube videos?
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Important poll

http://www.strawpoll.me/11788508
http://www.strawpoll.me/11788508
http://www.strawpoll.me/11788508
http://www.strawpoll.me/11788508
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How many of you live in London ?

That bed in the kitchen feel
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>>68190144
is it weird that I want to jerk off all over her milky thighs?
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>In the morning of 25 April 1999 on the M3 motorway in Hampshire, England, a van dislodged the steel body of a cat's eye which flew through the windscreen of a following car and hit a passenger (the drum and bass DJ known as Kemistry) in the face, killing her instantly. The coroner recorded a verdict of accidental death.[14] Investigators acknowledged that the cat's eye bodies occasionally came loose, but added that such an accident was previously unheard of.[15]

grim
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Hungover lads
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>>68190278
>milky
lolno cara has horrible jaundice
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>>68190306
Why are vans inherently dangerous?
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>>68190276
Looks comfy
>Want a brew
>1m away from making it
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>>68190248
didn't, but am aware of them.

my question: why is attention seeking via degenerate behaviour the norm for these fags?

I know there's plenty normalfag-fags that are disgusted by the pride parades as well. when your sexuality is all that you are, you have a serious problem.

hence I sometimes hope our society dies and at least these wastes of life get tossed off a building (which is the only correct way to deal with these cunts desu)

we're far too lenient with filth like this
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just spunked a fat load onto my face and licked it up like a good lad x
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have you heard of this Hitler before lads?
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>>68190374
>>68190374
>>68190374


new
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>>68190369
>hence I sometimes hope our society dies and at least these wastes of life get tossed off a building
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>>68190184
Jesus fucking christ
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girl I like and talking to told me last night that she wasn't feeling well and was going to have an early night, but then she was out partying at like 3am on snapchat

feel like shit haha
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>Cornwall
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What do you lads think the general reaction would be if you told the average girl you're sleeping with you had a mild foot fetish? I've heard girls can find it "cute" but probs only if you're a hot Chad.
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a bird shit in my eye im scared
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>>68190241
all emiratis should be killed
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>>68190369
literally this

have absolutely no problem with regular lads that are gay

but i want to genocide these faggots that base their entire life around their sexuality and force everyone else to participate in it and causing our society to become more and more degenerate and immoral with every passing year
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>South Yorkshire
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>>68190229

people don't seem to grasp that gays, transfreaks etc aren't looking for equal rights, they want to disgrace society and rub our noses in their degenerate filth
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aK78LxWTAQk

So apparently fluoride is calcifying my pineal gland

Apparently this is a bad thing
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>>68190276

>His kitchen is big enough to fit a bed in

Fuck off millionaire
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>>68190466
who's left in your ideal world?
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cuppin me balls, lads
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>>68190460
don't tell. just rub their feet as you're doing them. they'll come round to hate. everyone likes feet massages and girls love being touched everywhere but the fanny
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In my hotel room in oxford

Feel awful
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>Reddit-flags
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>>68190520
*encloses your hand in mine and gently squeezes*
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>>68190515
that's if you have flouride in your tap water

they only do it in northern england
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>>68190519
me
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>>68190306
Wonder what the head trauma looked like... Seen a similar thing happen, but it was a brick flying of the back of a open top work lorry, hit an old woman and crushed her head.
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what's your phone carrier? i heard it's really between ee, o2, vodafone and three. and that three is awful.
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the state of that normie cunt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCDnOCS3c1o
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>>68190565
why
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>Religionism
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>>68190184

jesus christ
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>>68190579
MAMA!!!

fucking russian dash cams i swear, gave me all my early PTSD on the internet
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>>68190559
*breaks your arm*

cup your own balls, la
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>>68190581
three are pretty good, was with them until they raised the price of my contract
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>>68190625
what you got now?
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>>68190664
ee
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>>68190519
every country not in red
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>>68190579
seen that vid
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>>68190614
fun fact: in russia, drivers on the other lane (oncoming traffic) flash their headlights at you if there's an upcoming speed camera
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>>68190593

incredibly staged
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>>68190707
they do that here too because we're not fucking degenerates
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>>68190676
>africa
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>>68190614
>fucking russian dash cams i swear, gave me all my early PTSD on the internet
That was the one. Must be quite sad really, watching your mums head get squashed by a brick.. Seeing her brains morph into the headrest. Such is life I guess. Wonder if the lorry driver ever got caught...
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>>68190707
yeah they do that in the uk. especially regular drivers like taxis
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>>68190184
this is what happens when they put estrogen in the water supply
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Wouldn't it be mental if someone just got banned for at least 2 weeks for posting a banned link? Haha
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haven't had a shit since 7pm yesterday
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>>68190707
everyone does that you utter spastic
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>>68190707
>>68190731
>ausvicts

is breaking the law inherently australian?
>>68190754
>must be quite sad really

nah he has must have been ecstatic
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>>68190784
that's normal. if you're shitting more you're probably eating too much unless you're an athlete or something
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>>68190756
>>68190791
what? I've literally never seen it before
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>>68190779
the unpaid one approaches
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i wish anime were real
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>>68190823
Ou ones have to be visible by law,
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>>68190779
haha
what link?
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irla
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>>68190823
depends on the area .

i don't get it near me because it's mostly open roads but where I work is a lot more dense residential with cameras police behind corners
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>>68190784
Had one a few hours ago, how do you sit on the toilet?
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>Business idea: sell virginity for 1 million euros

http://thetab.com/uk/2016/12/02/im-selling-virginity-aleexandra-khefren-one-million-euros-27127?utm_source=professionalxpost&utm_medium=national&utm_campaign=xpost
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>>68190707
what's the point of having speed cameras in russia
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need a bf to cuddle
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Edward Heath was a nonce, dig him up and hang him.
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>>68190884
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fun fact: in france, it is illegal to have a GPS which warns you of upcoming speed cameras
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>>68190184
>My name is Kian Paul Owen im 13 years old and i come from the United Kingdom! i am a self taught makeup lover i think makeup is such a magical thing,its like art but on your face. Makeup is for any ages,races and genders there are no rules or limits to makeup! I am also a homosexual male which means i am a strong LGBTQ member and supporter
Ah yes, the so-called ""Great"" Britain
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is there a porn version of the gilmore girls?
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88809186>>

3: ih
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>>68190779
And that hypothetical person's ban appeal was declined last night?
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https://youtu.be/MklMO5lCUJY

:(
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*enters thread terrestrially in a Technodrome module*
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>>68190820

Wonder what Eddie Halls shits are like

wonder if his arse is torn up
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DO YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER OFF ALONE
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>>68190888
bit gay
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Scotland has the only decent scenery in the UK tbqh
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me and the missus on the tube last night

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7d6_1480754159
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49909186>>

on
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>>68190951
good question
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lad from high school that was at my work party told me about his homosexual experience
got his willy sucked by a rent boy and thought he had AIDS
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poor girl has low self esteem :-(
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havin a beer and a bite lads
>>68190330
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>all mountains in the UK can be casually walked up with a dog

at least we're not netherlands
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>LEFTIST ESS JAY DUBBLE YEWS are so EASILY OFFENDED
*spends an hour fulminating online over a video of two 13-year-old benders*
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>>68191008
What about Wales, or the Dales? Albeit not as extreme as the Highlands but they're alright.
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>>68190859
He/she might have tried to post a link on /b/ which a polish guy had posted on /brit/ yesterday
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>>68191034
who are these chaps?
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>>68191053
uhmmmm

before you say this isn't in the netherlands, it is
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>>68191030
she's probably worried people only like her because she's attractive (which is true)
reckon that would slowly drive you insane
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65019186>>

?ohw
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>>68191030
how is it possible to be a narcissist and have low self esteem
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>>68191030
How.. She seems like a she'd be a turbo-slut.
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>>68191030
Did someone say CBT?

*loads up my ballbusting pasta*
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>>68191087
i'm sure posting all of those pictures of herself really helps with that
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>PAKKERSTANNY Muslim SCUM are so INTOLERANT
*spends an hour fulminating online over a video of two 13-year-old benders*
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>>68191008
sort you life out mate
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>>68191080
the part underwater?
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>68191135
Won't be feeding into your (You) farm
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VERY comfy that european countries still have far flung island territories on every corner of the globe.
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>>68191121
she's addicted to the instant rush of instagram (You)s
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apparently my primary school is now filled with bengalis who refuse to speak to people who aren't muslim

kek
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Sunderland won lads

Feels good
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>>68191135
giz us a good one
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>>68191034
And Swedes are wondering how come Mohammed is shagging all their women.
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did zac goldsmith piss off the chief rabbis or something
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me in front out for a nice evening walk
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>>68191167
the absolute state of leicester
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>>68191135
delete this
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especially if you're a vegetarian lol #topical
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>>68190884

never worth that much, delusional girl
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>>68191094
being a narcissist is a defence mechanism born from low self esteem
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sdal derob
deniatretne em peek
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going to see SOPHIE this week lids
shit club with shit people though
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have not read a single post in this thread
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>>68191189
>walk
*roll
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Need to head back to France lads, their girls are sublime!
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>>68191226
how can you have low self-esteem if youre constantly being validated because of your looks?
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>>68191203
bet (BET) i've eaten more self grown food (being a couple of cucumbers and tomatoes) than the cunt who made this picture
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>>68191128
>Couple of fields surrounded by sloping hills

Spend a few days camping in the Highlands m8

Spectacular nature and the simultaneously comfy and terrifying realization that you're you could walk for days and not run into another human
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can anybody else hear that?
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>>68191203
The bankers won't let their bonuses run out.

The reason we're not olonising the moon is because we don't need to yet, it's not yet profitable.
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>>68191250
see
>>68191087
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ah yes lets cut down all these trees so we can save the environment
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>>68191252
do you know why a cucumber has so much seed?
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>>68191255
>walk for days and not run into another human
>Scots
>Humans
Not much of a surprise really lad.
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just looked up narcissism

worried that i might be one now
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>>68191273
Hear what?
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Think it's time I hit the sack, night lads
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>>68191291
where is this farm?
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Wasted another day
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>>68191320
bye x
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>>68191320
What's the Tim tam over there??
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Being afraid of being a narcissist is narcissism in the extreme.
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>>68191321
its a PLANT not a FARM and its in india
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>>68191320
good night, don't let the bed bugs bite

(and in case they do, hopefully you won't go into an anaphylactic shock)
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>>68191309
This.
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>>68191380
No, sorry, I'm a bit deaf.
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>>68191094
There's two different types of narcissist: assertive and vulnerable.

Assertive narcissists "know" they're amazing and need no external validation. They tend to go pretty far in life. Vulnerable narcissists have feelings of superiority etc. but constantly need this feeling validated externally by those around them.
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having children is narcissism in the extreme.
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looked over at my window just in time to see a large spider run down my wall and behind my bed

shan't be going to sleep tonight
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>>68191291
can you confirm that there was trees there?
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>>68191391
sorry mate how's this
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>>68191320
*spreads my legs*
go ahead lad give it a good one
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>>68187851
>>68187995

so what happens when the evidence is deliberately ignored by police or destroyed.

like the wesminister dossier or cyril smith mp or dutroux and those 2 little girls in his dungeon?

the obfuscation of these things means that it is impossible to determine who is truly guilty and innocent by construct. however just because a murderer destroys the evidence, doesn't mean he didn't do it. He's innocent until proven guilty, but i wouldn't go trsuting him with my chainsaw, now would I?

Anyway it's worth investigating nonetheless, if the police and secret service are against its investigation, then someone else needs to snoop around (within legal limits)
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I've got too many vices lads and I have a contant feeling of guilt and feeling like human scum as a result
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>Australian sees a spider

Al Jazeera must be alerted immediately
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>2 hours
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>>68191399
huntsmans aren't dangerous
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>>68191426
INTERPOL needs to come in and arrest all these corrupt fucks
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>>68191399
RIP in piece lad
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consumed with regret at not attending oxbridge
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>>68191440
I know, but unfortunately it was not THAT big.
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>>68191399
pics
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>>68190130
selly are some pussyole student ends
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>>68191428
same lad

feel like pure shit every time I leave the toilet seat up but I'm too much of a scumbag to change
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>>68191472
doesnt matter if youre still a connection-less autist
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>suck a dry cracked yank glans
>suck a cute wet pink hooded euro penis

pick one
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How's the preparation for /GF2017/ coming along lads?
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Found out I'm a vulnerable narcissist today.

Surely that's the better one?
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brb taking a piss
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>>68191520
is there a less gay option available?
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>>68191485
i will if i spot it again, but im not going looking
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>>68191521
probably just continue with the current one into the new year la

considering spending christmas/new years with her
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fucking hell pears are SO good when they're really really ripe

like '1-day til fossilization begins'-stage ripe
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>>68191521
Grafting on a girl atm

She asked if she could come round to mine for a smoke sometime and I'm gonna ask her if she fancies a couple of drinks afterwards
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>>68191520
>put my cute wet pink hooded NA penis in a cute wet pink hole
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>>68191521

started running again and showering every day, I doubt it will help in the short term though.
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>>68191399
Think I'd develop a fear of spiders if I moved to Australia. How often do you find deadly ones?
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YOU
NEED
A
FREAK
LIKE
ME
TO
MAKE
LOVE
TO
YOUR
BODY
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has anyone here actually been asked out/flirted with as a joke?
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>>68191580
yeah
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>>68191521
tfw the 'rlfriend will be leaving me for ever just at the start of 2017
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>>68191523
Nah, literally all the bad points of being a narcissist without the confidence
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k im back
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>>68191580
>has anyone here actually been asked out/flirted with
yeah

>as a joke?
no
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>>68191568
>She asked if she could come round to mine for a smoke sometime and I'm gonna ask her if she fancies a couple of drinks afterwards
mate
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>>68191556
>>68191568
>>68191575
good lads
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>>68191580
n-not at all mate, why do you ask
fuck you stacy
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>>68191580
my mate took my crushes mobile and texted me asking if i wanted to "go out" in year 9

was devastated lads
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>>68191399
>mfw a mate asked to come to Australia with him for the summer
>mfw reading these posts
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>>68191584

*reminisces about a shit childhood*
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Star Manchester City footballer Yaya Toure has been charged with drink-driving, police have confirmed tonight.

The Ivorian international, 33, was pulled over by police in a car in Dagenham, east London, at around 11pm on Monday

he's a muslim lmao
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i would put any irishman into A&E
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>>68191584
me in the back
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>>68191577
the only one i can maybe identify are redbacks and I haven't seen any of them in many years.
most of the time you'll never notice them i just happened to be looking when this one made a move.
might have been running away from a bird as a bird sound made me look over there
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remember when i sent the waifu in year 8 a message on myspace that simply said 'will you go out with me'

she never replied or spoke of it irl haha
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>>68191521
Gained 2kg last week. Aim is to 200lbs by January. 230 by June. Then I start /gf2017/.
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>>68191618
wot?
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>>68191658

(((muslim)))
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>>68191641
fuck off normie/underage

didnt have a phone throughout all my teenage years
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apparently 'fishes' actually IS the correct plural term for fish (at least when referring to individual fish among a group of a specific species)
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literal monopolies
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>>68191677
Not to you maybe but we had a good laugh about it when I shagged her rotten in year 11 haha
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>>68191691
t. grandad

had a sony ericsson flip phone when I was 10
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>>68191658
many people from traditionally muslim countries or communities are non-practicing 2bh.

whereas for immigrants they use it as a rallying point and go crazy over it.
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>>68190823
dont think i've ever been to a country where they dont do this
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>>68191580
Asked out in secondary school as a joke

Thought it was a joke though and wasn't interested in the girl anyway (she was ugly but friends with the popular girls) so it reflected worse on her
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never had a girl that i well and truly loved desu
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>>68191745
never had a girl
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>>68191700
southern can suck my fat cock, fucking shit company that needs to be nationalised/bought by southeastern
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>>68191691
haha gramps
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business idea: type slowly, using deliberate strokes, to really feel and understand the idea you want to communicate
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>>68191691
alri granddad
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Ahh yes

Progress
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the fucker came out again but couldn't get a pic in time
would be as big as my palm i think

gonna go get some spray
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>>68191692
>correct singular term

I had ONE fucking job
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business idea: wank slowly, using deliberate strokes, to really feel and understand your willy
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>>68191757
never
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>>68191658
>In 2012, Toure spoke about being a devout Muslim and refused a champagne man of the match award due to his religious beliefs.
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>>68191686
don't make plans afterwards just put your willy in her
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>>68191745
i did
we were on/off for around 18 months in 2009/10 and she took my virginity

still haven't moved on properly haha
>>
>>68191745
I've only had a crush on two girls in my life and the first crush was well before I even hit puberty. Like when I was 5-9 years old. The second crush I had on a girl was when I was 20. She was perfect for me, but she had a boyfriend. She dropped hints a few times, kind of asking me if she should break up with him so we could go out, but I told her not to.
>>
watching old television shows lads
fortunately they're all on the 'tube
>>
GFs bestie turns me on lads, getting urges to sleep W her. How can I supress these feelings? I've kissed her as part of a drinking game once too.
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>>68191802
devilish
>>
my mate pronounces cuckold like cockhold
>>
>>68191700
>private monopoly

doesnt get more cucked than that
>>
>>68191779
competition by new road usage
>>
>>68191658
Kolo shags around as well
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>>68191806
She's never smoked before so got to factor in the possibility of her hitting a whitey

And I meant afterwards as in the next day or so rather than immediately after smoking
>>
>>68191860
>(2.03 MB, 2048x2048)
Shan't be opening this
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqJPFNj-JLo


This lady has a nice accent
>>
unbuott 1 point 3 hours ago

Last weekend I randomly sat next to a retired rail worker on the bus (in Ottawa Canada) and he gave me a half hour lecture about how it totally dumb for Britain to privatise it's civilian passenger railways. I had no idea what he was talking about or if he was making good points.
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FUCK OFF UNDERAGE

REEEEEEEEEE
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>>68191802
rather let someone else do that
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>Mfw my dad is a train driver and makes like 70k and I get free first class train tickets
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>>68191816
>She dropped hints a few times, kind of asking me if she should break up with him so we could go out, but I told her not to.
mate
>>
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Done a me
>>
Network Rail will be stripped of its control over Britain’s train tracks and power will be handed to operators in the biggest shake-up of the railways for decades, the Government is to announce.

In an attempt to end delays and reduce fares, Chris Grayling, the Transport Secretary, will say he wants the publicly-owned Network Rail to share responsibility for running the tracks with private train operators.

It means that rail companies such as Virgin and Southern would become responsible for repairs and maintenance for the first time, ending Network Rail's monopoly.
>>
>>68191901
>yfw he kills himself after someone throws themselves in front of one of his trains
>>
>>68191802
>feels good for a bit then you get bored and wank furiously
>>
>>68191907
shan't be parsing one pixel of that image
>>
>>68191863
>of her hitting a whitey
what does this mean?

just shag her while her sensors are overloaded from the weed
>>
>>68191915
It's happened, they just give him some paid time off and then he goes back to work after a few weeks extra holiday and everybody is really nice.
>>
>>68191901
>mfw my dad is a lorry driver and makes like 25k and i get free tinnies of carling when he's gone out and left the beers unattended
runt lyfe
>>
>>68191030
witch cock and ball torture?
>>
>copy and modify someone elses business ideas
>get more (you)s than them
think this is my new business idea
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>why yes i am from Manchester
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>>68191907
What is this meant to represent?
>>
>>68191961
me
>>
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how should i kill myself
>>
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/01/police-officer-put-wrong-fuel-force-vehicle-dismissed-claims/
>>
>>68191967
large up my man the janny
>>
>>68191974
I relate to a weird amount of it

what is it?
>>
>>68191905
Got my morals tbqh lad. Plus, I met her boyfriend and he was a good lad.
>>
>>68191978
old age
>>
business idea: edit and change someone elses business ideas and get more (you)s than them
>>
>>68191978
self immolation on a busy street
>>
>>68191692
>>68191796
Enjoy these English grammer posts
>>
>>68191961
Me
>>
>>68191930
Hitting a whitey is when you overdo it on the weed and it becomes extremely unpleasant

Vomitting, paranoia etc.

Did it the first time I used a bong
>>
>>68191978
Glass of water and a big bowl of salad.
>>
>>68192011
>vomiting
>weed

was it sprayed or some shit?
>>
>>68191930
>what does this mean?
Sometimes you'll start to feel seriously ill, it's just the term to describe it

It's the reason I don't smoke any more 2bh, far too afraid of vomiting
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got it pretty good with some spray but the fucker ran under my bed

overestimated the size a bit
>>
business idea: change and edit someone else's business ideas in order to get more (you)s than them
>>
>>68191979
Seems extremely harsh to dismiss him with immediate effect.

Why are the police so shit at these things? Batter an old lady with a baton and they get away with it, accidentally fill the car up with the wrong fuel and not realise and your job is gone?

Ridiculous
>>
how old are you cunts
>>
>>68192068
124
>>
>>68192068
too old
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>>68191978

fuck yourself to death
>>
>>68192040
superb idea
>>
>>68192028
It's mostly skunk here (~20% THC) so I think it's easier to overdo it than using normal bud in the US and Canada
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Done a think
>>
*Removes cloak and appears in the thread*

*Posts his world second place 152wpm Type Racer speed set earlier today to make sure that the runt pretending to be him yesterday averaging only around 100wpm doesn't pretend to be him again.*


*Runs into the night*
>>
>>68192038
>pays for foxtel
hope the fuckin cunt kills ya
>>
>>68191979
Must have been hated at the local precinct. American cops get away with murder
>>
alright lads
>>
>>68192086
>>68191691
apparently so lol
>>
>>68192098
>siglemic
hmm..
>>
>>68192093
I get hydro from BC dont talk me about bud quality
>>
The English flag should be banned
>>
Phantom runts continued attempts at making his ""personality"" stick is beyond pathetic 2bh
>>
>>68192098
me asdkfjh
>>
ur mum
>>
>>68192144

new ting
>>
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>>68192122
stop
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>>68192100
>not living at home
>>
arse wank poo ha ha
*slips on banana peel and is decapitated in the process*
>>
haha
he comes
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>>68192175
BTFO
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>private rail franchises are now responsible for maintaining the network

ah yes
>>
averaging 100wpm on my laptop

wonder what i would get with my mechanical
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>>68192141
Then I'm surprised that you've never heard of vomitting from weed
>>
why does some spastic ALWAYS do a new thread when we're still on page one?
>>
>>68192277
wanks per month?
>>
>>68192281
People call it "greening out" here and it really doesnt happen unless there are specific circumstances like they've eaten something wonky, they're already drunk, the weed is iffy etc.

good clean hydro bud doesnt make you vomit my lad
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>>68192120
Bonjourno mon ami
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relocate
>>68192316
>>68192316
>>
dude
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