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cara

first for slags banter weed grime black gfs and the lib dems

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_serial_killers_by_number_of_victims

what the fuck is with colombia?

>>68192359
very good post
fan of most of those but still a bit iffy on the lib dems, farron is a soft cunt

*copies that floppy*

>>68192386
informing scotland yard

>>68192374
>2nd most prolific serial killer that primarily targeted children has been free since 1998

I like central american union leaders get brutally murdered but this guy will die in his sleep at an old age

>>68192374
cocaine

http://www.strawpoll.me/11789018

http://www.strawpoll.me/11789018

http://www.strawpoll.me/11789018

Important poll lads

>in shop
>accidentally brush past some christmas chocolate thing knocking it on the floor and it looks all smashed up
>put it back
>security guard scowls at me
>walk on and continue paying with my head down

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Anyone got a light?

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quote from the man Trump has appointed to defence secretary
>“You go into Afghanistan, you got guys who slap women around for five years because they didn’t wear a veil. You know, guys like that ain’t got no manhood left anyway. So it’s a hell of a lot of fun to shoot them. Actually it’s quite fun to fight them, you know. It’s a hell of a hoot. It’s fun to shoot some people. I’ll be right up there with you. I like brawling.”

>>68192433
end yourself yankee scum

>>68192433
those last few D's felt a bit forced 2bh

lads confused

i have a deadline that is

'midnight on sunday 14th' does that

midnight in 6 odd hours or midnight in 30 odd hours?

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WHERE IS THE BANTER

POST EMERGENCY BANTER

>>68192553
30 odd hours most likely
if it's an online hand in it should have a countdown tho

>>68192553
30 odd hours

>>68192374
Are Harold top of the medical professionals league table

>>68192571
alri lad?

>>68192553
30 lad

Got an idea for a meme lads, say and too much.

>>68192585
HAHAHAHA
TOP BANTER, SEPTIC YANK.

Business Idea: we get lefties to join the very causes they fight. For example, ones who defend islam go live in an islamic shithole like France or syria. Those who make it out alive we sacrifice to allah

anyone else lonely?

I've made it so that Skyrim combat is a glass cannon with myself and enemies doing x4 damage.

Satisfying as fuck to pick people off with arrows or actually getting killed because 3 people are fighting you at the same time.

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what are you getting for christmas lads?

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spent the whole day with the 17yo supposed fwb doing decidedly gfish things

feels like a slippery slope

lads what's the best shitty cheap online shop to buy basic clothes from? asos, river island or h&m?

>>68192530
must have had a great time raping 10yo boys every night with his anti-taliban afghan buddies then I take it

>>68192670
ever stuck it up her arse?

>>68192672
Uniquelo

>>68192704
not as yet mate, will keep you posted though

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why the FUCK does Germany have nukes?

have we not learnt our lesson?

>>68192697
rasheed

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David Renton – an Old Etonian barrister and former member of the Socialist Workers Party who taught Paul Nuttall history at Edge Hill College in 1999 – told me that he always had the sense that, even at 23, Nuttall was testing the limits of acceptable speech. According to Renton, in an essay on the causes of the Holocaust, Nuttall worked in two footnotes to books by David Irving.

“I wasn’t expecting this, because Irving wasn’t on the course reading list,” Renton says now. “This was after his libel trial (for denying the Holocaust), and historians regarded Irving as an unpleasant, racist crank who was beyond the pale.”

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2290323/paul-nuttall-accused-german-chancellor-angela-merkel-of-cynically-abusing-the-holocaust-as-an-excuse-to-open-germanys-borders/

>Paul Nuttall accused German Chancellor Angela Merkel of ‘cynically abusing’ the Holocaust ‘as an excuse’ to open Germany’s borders.


"Sorry folks, we all know the answer to stopping crimes like (murder) in this country, but the problem is that successive governments won’t do anything about it because the answer is very, very Right wing."

http://www.paulnuttallmep.com/cultural-marxism/

>>68192657
nothing because we're jewish

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>>68192637
*nods at you*

>>68192657
>cookie cutter sluts
na

>>68192670
>tfw the gf made me pay for her meal at a cafe
>tfw she ordered more than me
>tfw i also ordered off the lunch time thing so it was cheaper
>tfw she got upset because she thought i was implying she should also

not worh it lads.

>>68192745
are you the one always posting grime and rap?

>>68192657
do these girls think they look good lol

>>68192748
and what is aleppo?

>>68192780
no

>>68192728
anus on a postcard

>>68192670
nonce

>don't know, but they have been a recurring theme in the news, some time ago a ticket checker at the station got his arm chopped off because he dared to ask one of these gang members for the train ticket or some shit, and like a couple 2 months ago they were shooting at each other in the streets and someone ended up dead

ah yes south americans in italy

>>68192741
ah yes, a northern skinhead chav is now in charge of the party supported by northern skinhead chavs

>>68192657
books dvds clothes

got called rasheed in oddbins when I checked out with only a bottle of coke

>>68192735
they're yank nukes

>It will be lonely this Christmas without you to hold

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post trains

>>68192853
>checked out
FOY

>>68192882
what do you say then

>>68192878
magnificent stallion

>In a speech in Prague, the Labour leader accused some right-wing parties of being "political parasites" who were "feeding on people's concerns".

ah yes how dare they talk about people's concerns

the absolute BASTARDS

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>>68192878

>>68192907
bought

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>>68192926
Whats there to be concerned about

>>68192829
Shut up you packerstanny

>>68192657
exit bag

>>68192926
It's only exploiting peoples fear when right-wingers do it you racist

>>68192780
>n-no one really likes grime
>i-it's just the jews
mate have you fucking heard yourself
stay in your /pol/ safespace you pathetic cunt

considering a 3DS

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my state of mind fluctuates wildly from extreme happiness when I'm with the oneitis or the fwb to massive depression when I'm sitting here on /brit/ alone drinking vodka

I really really need friends

Got some more cherry coke lads, going to go wild with a bottle of that.

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mums acting niggardly again

>>68193055
she bumping that fresh aj tracey lad?

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>>68192951
absolute fucking apes
really wish the back to africa movement took off when slavery ended

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Fjording this thread..

...with no survivors!!

Also, stop complaining about that damn christmas tree.

Made friends with the bengali lad at work

>>68193104
my primary school now is mostly bengali and they refuse to speak to non-muslims

>>68193104
'sheed

>>68193104
is he short

literally shitting and vomiting more fluids than I can take in for the 3rd day now

>>68193121
stop hanging around a primary school nonce

>>68193121

probably because of racism and being marginalised in the media tbf x

>>68193121
You still go there? Bloody hell.

just realized that the "alt-left" already exists and has been around for a long time

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Left

*holds your hand*

love these, can pretend i got this close
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5g4t2u/guys_of_reddit_whats_the_biggest_hint_you_missed/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzKi8HNprXQ

dont care

thought i was gonna get with this lovely danish girl last night cause she was being super flirty like hugging and touching my chest and looking into my eyes and that but then she said she had a boyfriend and wouldnt let me kiss her

very confusing

had a good wank today though

>>68193172
hate how people on reddit try so hard to make a funny post

I don't know how you do what you do
I'm so in love with you
It just keeps getting better

Wish I could go to the doctor and maybe get an IV but I can't afford it anymore because Obama took my insurance away and gave it to black people.

>>68193230
yeah that never happens in /brit/

>>68193271
$60,000 per year vegetarian boarding school

>>68192777
ive got a rich gf mate its great

shes buys me things with her parents money kek

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>>68193271

>>68192951
Why did this occur?

peep show was right, using 'I love you' with girls in a lighthearted way really is a good icebreaker

you can only pull it off if you're a naturally confident alpha male like myself though, don't attempt it if you're not

>>68193281
its more funny on the average when its forced here

>>68193315
it does help that he looked very effeminate to begin with

>>68193271
weight loss
hormones
potentially facial feminisation surgery
and most crucially camera angle.

>>68193319

do darkies ever need a reason?

>>68193271
oh my days the cut marks

>>68193319
They saw her blonde hair

got some bad news lads

>>68193271
why does his chest have the outline of a mushroom on the left

>>68193230
my reddit comments are so hilarious they're world famous. I've even been on a load of big late night talk shows and everything just talking about them and how I come up with them and the millions of upvotes I get on them. the fame is actually getting to my head 2bh

left her bloody and screaming

>2016
>BEING A BLOODY RACIST

>>68193350
>>68193376
My guess is the blonde mocked one of the black girls and then got mobbed

>>68193172
"very good" lad deserves some gold on the 'dit me thinks

>>68193398
broke 4 plates on her fucking face

>>68193425

I've always been a closeted racist but I come out with sensible stuff around most people because I have enough trouble making friends.

*rearranges arse pillow*

alri. i'm good for another four hours of /brit/ posting lads, cheerio!

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>>68193271

>>68193483
If you break some on mine the hospital might take me in for free so I can actually receive the same treatment I used to get for free

>>68193514
put a wig on an east asian and he looks like a girl

not that impressed.

>>68193533
DONT CARE MATE...

Ughh, janny is transphobic

Man I never though that I could ever be A drug addict nah, fuck that I can't have it happen to me
But that's actually what has ended up happenin, a tragedy
I'm fuckin passin it up catchin me

and then i go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like
smeg my arse

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>>68193298
This guy?

>>68193559
yes you do

>>68192735
those are mine

>>68193579
>smeg me arse
ayy

>>68193555
apparently he's of iranian and mexican descent

had my 2nd wank of the day, it was incredibly intense

i raised myself up over my plug and came just as i passed over the widest part

>>68193588
yes

rip in piece boipucci

If I could become a convincing trap I would desu but 99% of them end up looking like an utter mess.

>>68193628
meh
mexicans can have an asianey look because of their amerindian genes.

at the end of the day lads, if you like naturally round bums, proper breasts and shapely hips, regardless of how cute a traps face is, you'll be dissapointed.

>>68193667
cuck.

*quits*

Ahh yes

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-37606726

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>>68193645

>>68193693
this is just going to bother business owners

why would anyone want to hire a woman who would be off for 50% of the time with menstrual bother or pregnancy - and then still pay them whilst they're not working

it's just cheeky and a load of bullshit

*vomits in your shoes*
had it coming innit

this is a shout out to my ex

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Ali Bastian is BEAUTIFUL

>>68193693
CHINA
YES

>>68193667
unless they transition before puberty
then the only difference is literally their cock

>>68193743
more like a shut in with no sex

hmmm 2 new texts
wonder who coudl that be

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retirement soon

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Dem legs

>>68193765
Any examples?

>>68193765
that's not the only difference
and that is a big difference alone anyways

l_am_Jacks_colon 3639 points 21 hours ago*

This chick was at my house and we were having a few drinks. She went in to use the toilet. She came out and told me she had lost her bra. So I went in and found it for her and continued drinking.

Fuck I'm an idiot.

Spez: it was "lost" under the blankets on my bed. Subtle as a brick to the face .

Spez 2: Even worse, she came and helped me look, bra-less. Said she may have lost it in my bedroom (obviously to get me in there). Jesus it gets worse the more I remember.

>>68193765
and the lack of a womb

>>68193770
me, fucker, telling you you're a prick.

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imagine being a virgin with high standards

i would (and do) shag pretty much anything and everything

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obsessed with short haired women

willies > fannies

if were being honest lads

>>68193815
nah those werent you haha

gf considers it the ultimate compliment if she bleeds on my knob after anal because she thinks it's like i have a big willy

Where can I buy hotpockets?

>>68193765
and the whole chromosome thing that can't be changed

>>68193831
gay

>>68193807
stop posting these

>>68193746

does she still look like that or is that picture from 2006?

>>68193693
literally no benefit hiring young women if you're looking purely at the numbers is there

>>68193830
bent cunt

>>68193831
willies are definitely more aesthetic

>>68193765
i think hips are a skeletal difference, not something brought on by puberty right?

>>68193819
sounds gross

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>>68193831

>>68193852
that's the only one ive posted :s

>>68193905
post more

makes me feel better about myself

literally cannot stand dancing and detest it in every way possible

housemate went out last night and i got pissed and danced for about an hour in my underwear

felt amazing but now i'm back to hating it again

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So /pol/'s meme magic just burned down a nightclub in California killing 9 people and 25 others are currently missing

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>>68193796
pic
>>68193798
>>68193845
Puberty is the game changer, which ever one you have shapes how you turn out
and it's irreversible

>>68193812
Goes without saying

>>68193926
>meme magic

can you not?

>>68193819

I am
Had an overweight girl at work inviting me round but I pissed her off on purpose by saying some sexist stuff, I am repulsed by fat girls.

F

Controversial idea: If a busker is shit, take money OUT of their guitar case rather than put it in

>>68193915
makes me feel worse

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fucking janitor deleting my thread.
why can't we make a thread relating to politics here? I don't wanna go on /pol/
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>68193917
>he needs to be off his face on psychoactive drugs to enjoy moving

fucking white people i swear

imagine blocking your sons puberty.

>>68193929
Y chromosome is the game changer 2bh

even at best you're just combating your genetic makeup with chemicals regardless of when you start

>>68193926
the roof is on fire

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>>68193929
definitely not a terrible fan of 3D

@68193975
runt

>>68194000
How do you say it /brit/

>R-oo-f
>Ruh-f

>B-oo-k
>Buh-k

asmr darling has twice as many subs as amalzd

>>68193929
Fuark, more ?

>>68194043
r-oo-f
buh-k

>>68194000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-GJOlf9HtE&index=2&list=PL3C9792F77CB0EE51

Is Jacob Rees Mogg itt?

taking a wank

>>68193993
sorry but this board is for whites only

The STATE of Wisconsin

the goal is to move to chesterfield

teeth feel very loose recently, why is this?

the goal is to smoke a pack of chesterfields

The STATE of Virginia

*shakes my bum violently*

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>its a trannies pretend that they don't look gross and manly just because a rare few feminine dudes manage to pass episode

>>68194124
We have one of those in Virginia

Nice upper middle class suburban neighborhoods if you're willing to live 20 minutes outside of the city

just had a VERY mediocre wank

http://www.strawpoll.me/11789018/

http://www.strawpoll.me/11789018/

http://www.strawpoll.me/11789018/

LADS

the PROVINCE of Northern Ireland

The STATE of Alabama

>>68194178
I live in a labour stronghold
no point

>>68194178
geert

>>68194161

>gif

fuck off

>>68194137

gum disease

start flossing daily and get some medicinal mouthwash

>>68194113
/int/ is probably the least white board on 4chan you idiot

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>>68194149
have it built your way for <$400k

lefties stay home

reckon theres nothing wrong with a relationship with someone of the same sex

>>68194178
Sinn Féin

Lads do you ever wonder what 4chan Pass users talk about in their secret board? How the other half live, eh

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>be american
>get shot

The STATE of New Jersey

>>68194178
voting SNP despite the fact I'm english

>>68194253
you can watch just not post

>>68192316

Jumping spiders are the only good kind of spider imho

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Capitalism is fun

>>68194227
You're still here, shitskin?

>>68194244
is that real brick or that meme glued on shite

>>68193999
I know what you mean
but in terms of convincingly looking one sex or the other, it's puberty that does it

most prepubescent kids look androgynous, if they didn't wear certain clothes, or have their hair long or short, you'd need to do a double take just to confirm

I'm not saying I agree with it, or think it's right, but I believe that to be the case
for 9/10 people anyway

>>68194244
Looks comfy tbqh

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NEED the loving warmth of a female

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>>68193861

She's on Pointless now. Still looking gorgeous.

>>68194253
it's all threads about their tiny peni and how to shit in the bath tub most effectively

>>68194258
MENTIONED

>>68194247
yeah as long as the relationship isnt sexual otherwise thats gay

>>68194290
yes and ill never leave you cumskin
>>68194286
literally never buying a toblerone again the mountain jews

>>68194286
>I NEED MY CHOCOLATE

>>68192316
very cute spoidah, they're always in my house

im checking in
no more pills or alcohol
no more pot or demerol
no stinkin fun at all
im checking innnnn

The STATE of Nebraska

haven't seen the spider since it ran under my bed after being sprayed

will never be able to get to sleep now

>>68194331
and theres nothing wrong with gay

>>68194286

t. Green party dole slave

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>tfw you only get looks off butters girls

>>68194338
>they're always in my *shack

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>>68194256
Virginia is actually both very gun friendly and also one of the safer states to live in.

We rank well on all of the various nationwide lists.

>>68194298
nah that's real nobody uses fake brick anymore
>>68194302
It's been a good place to live, no plans to leave

We've got some comfy scenic rural and mountain areas as well

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up to 200 hours on reaper and have never played anything else ask me anything

>>68194361

HE'S CHECKING INNNN

>>68194247
or between an englishman and a frenchman

gymkhana session tonight at 11pm, going to have to be in morrisons car park rather than tesco because they've started locking us out

everyone welcome, 2.5l engines at most

>>68194383
thought butters meant good looking

>>68194052
cause she's better

The creative and transformative potential of queer sex is especially clear in the case of fist-fucking, the practice that Foucault singles out for mention and that he seems to have in mind when he speaks of “produc[ing] pleasure with very odd things, very strange parts of our bodies.” Fist-fucking, after all, is a sexual practice that nonetheless differs in several important respects from “sexual intercourse” as the latter is conventionally defined. It is less an end-driven, teleological action aimed at achieving release of sexual tension through orgasm (as in the Freudian model of “full heterosexual genitality”) than a gradual, lengthy process–“an art,” as Gayle Rubin describes it, “that involves seducing one of the jumpiest and tightest muscles in the body.” Intensity and duration of feeling, not climax, are the key values: the process can sometimes go on for hours, and it is possible that neither partner may come–or (in the case of men) even maintain an erection for long. It is also possible for the receptive male partner to come without being in a state of erection at the time. Hence, fist-fucking has been spoken of by its practitioners not as sex but as a kind of “anal yoga.” As such, it would seem to represent a practical refutation of what Foucault considered, as we have seen, the mistaken “idea that bodily pleasure should always come from sexual pleasure, and the idea that sexual pleasure is the root of all our possible pleasure.” The emergence of fist-fucking as both a sexual and a sub-cultural phenomenon therefore has the potential to contribute to redefining both the meaning and the practice of sex along the lines sketched out by Foucault in 1977 when, in an interview entitled “Down with the Dictatorship of Sex!” he announced, “I am for the decentralization, the regionalization of all pleasures.”

>>68194399
have you played anything besides reaper?

>>68194419
pillock

>>68194394
brasspill

all foot fetishists should be castrated with a dull knife
they're on the same level as gays to me

Watching second life trolling videos

>>68194419
its short for butterface
>n. A girl who is hot, except for her (but her, butter) face.

>>68194399
when I was a teenager I was possibly frottaged by a black man on public dutch transport

this has not influenced the person that I became in the slightest bit

is there something wrong with me?

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>>68194419

>>68194244
the actual state of that stone cladding

couldn't pay me to live there

>>68194435
no, only faggots do that

i pick pistol mercy and don't heal if i don't get him with the new hero lock thing but i was assuming people wouldn't count that

>>68194480
always knew you were a battyboy lusting after a lezzer

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>>68194446
not sure what this means 2bh

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do not get this in the slightest

Last year I only got one Christmas card and it was from the neighbours. It was addressed to my house number.

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>>68194332
>>68194337
I need a lot of things that you don't get in communism (pic related).
>>68194375
Tory*
Communism is dead mate.

>>68194533
that is good

>>68194515
euthanise yourself 2bh

Just popped into my local Argos store and am delighted with all the incredible offers on thousands of lines. So many great gift ideas for all the family to choose from.

>>68194399
do you rate pogba?

>>68194514
don't worry, you never will

>>68194533
HOWLING

>>68194480
i'm not googling what frottage is but it sounds like whatever your experience you are none the worse for it and so of all possible outcomes you've lucked out dear friend

>>68194558
Great gimmick

>>68193746
She was killed in prison for being a nonce, right?

got called hun in waitrose

>>68194558
not even memeing but argos is genuinely great. really like their same day delivery option

Ever been out pissed and showed your powerlevel to a mate, just to have him agree to it? Good feel

gf's work is making her do a secret santa even though she doesnt want to

>>68194533
SCREAMING

PANTS ARE SODDEN WITH PISS

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>>68194434

>the process can sometimes go on for hours

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runt life

>>68194551
you're just mad because you don't want a strong independant dps mercy

check your priv and don't pick my personal hero

not reading any posts ITT

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>>68194533
SCREECHING AND WAILING

>>68194597
This. Really wish someone developed it further so it could feature on gimmick of the year. We can always push it for next year though

>>68194610
about niggers and stuff btw

>>68194533
Wha- ahahaha

>>68194533
very cleaver, cracked a smile

>tfw ran over a kitten earlier

had to go to a car wash and get the blood off my wheels, feel so awful

currently at my parents house, laying down on the divan

hmm which of the runts should i pozz tonight

>>68194528
patriotic american /k/ommandos

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There is a famous FEET round on pointless

>>68194601
I always seem to get served by the same aggressively happy gay man whenever I go to Waitrose and he insists on making small talk. Serves me right for only buying booze and junk food from there and going through the basket only till.

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>>68194629
oh dear oh dear oh dear

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Are Rach has been COSSACK'D

>>68194686
looks like a fucking beko chest freezer stood on end

>>68194629
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Not a chance.

>>68194522
you're wrong

>>68194583
might have been something else than frottage, but I couldn't remember the exact term

thanks mr. australia

>>68194631
haven't a clue what you're on about you freak

rec'mend you get a life x

>>68194610
A few weeks ago I was talking with my group of mates, and one of them casually mentioned that one of their female friends was dating some black guy

i told him to call her a coalburning race traitor

no idea why i said that, im not even racist or a /pol/ster
they all looked at me and it was awkward

:/

lads whats a decent flick

>>68194689

I have a gay man at the bank who's the same.

>>68194601
You're not a hun, you're a frog

>>68194746
the bean

>>68194746
rain man

>>68194730
wait how are you mad at me when you don't even understand why you're meant to be mad at me

>>68194610
yeah I found out my ex-muslim mate is a practically white supremacist

>>68194746
>flick

FOY

>>68194680
oh ok

Don't browse /k/ much, too many underage problem children asking about making a spiked bat and manchildren going on about "muh army life I went to basic and they kicked me out for being flatfooted I still live off of MREs I've had the shits for 6 years suck my dick civilian"

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>>68194759
>actually going into the bank

>>68194689
>>68194759
i think the black guy who sits behind me in one of my classes is gay and he always sits forward in his chair just where it's uncomfortably close to me

>>68194784
>mad
FOY

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>pizza without anchovies and pineapple

>>68194686

she is not ageing well by the looks of it

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me

>>68194797
top kek its pretty chill when its not underage noguns and army queens

>>68194797
flatfoot is the sleeper masterrace

never had a girl flirt with me

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>>68194790
brits say flick too you absolute melon

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>>68194820
>Yanks have set seating plans in uni

>>68194868

>>68194848
could probably do this

got hypermobility and I'm a skinny runt anyway

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>>68194836
>pizza with anchovies and pineapple

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>>68194836
And people say Americans ruin pizza.

>>68194914
>>68194916
state of you two

>>68194848

nightmare fuel

>literally every attractive girl has taken multiple willies in her mouth and fanny
>feminists insist they can still be "leaders"

>pizza without pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives

>>68194865
might have to check it out again sometime

>>68194871
>be extremely flatfooted
>go to buy some Red Wings for work
>stand on their stupid machine even though I know damn well what size I am
>tells me half a size smaller
>salesman makes me try the smaller size first anyway
>get to the bigger size and he says the machine says I need some arch support insoles
>look at the colored pressure image
>it's literally all the same color
I stand on fucking blocks of clay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqKYJOmaGNk

*does a gurn*

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>>68194892
literal children

sometimes i flex my autism by purposefully sitting in between a chad and qt girl he wants to fug and play dumb when they display body language to make me leave

>mfw the chad cant use his superior physical and social prowess to get me to fuck off because the prof would kick him out

kek

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>>68194992
OI LA CAN I AVE SOME OF THAT WATER

>>68195047
is he ok?

>>68195068
*shoves you*
WHO'S FUCKIN ASKIN LA