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The ol p'made

making preparations for /gf17/

>>68153649
I don't see any feet, retard

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>>68153649
>a country called U R GAY

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>68153625
/asiangf2k17/

hedging my bets

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>pomade

>>68153625
Don't bring her to your workplace m8

taking my time

Business idea: partially nationalise the railways to better regulate ticket costs

gas the rich class war now

trying my best
having a rest

>>68153700
Better business idea: fully nationalise the rail service to improve both quality and ticket prices.

When, long ago, the gods created Earth
In Jove's fair image Man was shaped at birth.
The beasts for lesser parts were next designed;
Yet were they too remote from humankind.
To fill the gap, and join the rest to Man,
Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.
A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,
Filled it with vice, and called the thing a Nigger.

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>U
>R
>GAY

ew lads what the fuck cara in the bath looks like 14

>>68153748
>>68153700
service and ticket prices were literally the fucking same you underage cretins

business idea: nationalise everything

the difference between nationalisation and privatisation is that with the latter you need to give Mr noseberg a huge cut

>>68153649
are you also the tv jones spammer

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>the difference between nationalisation and privatisation is that with the latter you need to give Mr noseberg a huge cut

People that have asked girls out, how did you do it?

>>68153649
the 155...

>>68153774
Clearly they didn't take it as seriously back then.

How does it make you feel that in the future we'll have an America-tier healthcare system?

>>68153855
badly

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>How does it make you feel that in the future we'll have an America-tier healthcare system?

>>68153774
proof?

>>68153600
What's goon grease like? Might cop some

need a french healthcare system desu

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-38180748

>wah wah people said mean things to me on the internet

>This is what has happened to our politics. Tolerance & free speech must prevail

Why is she against free speech then?

>>68153855
A (female) mate of mine made me look good.

Went out for 3 months. Were 'official' for 2 weeks haha. She was having none of it.

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wow

Why do train drivers strike over everything?

>>68153931
How did you ask her out on dates originally?

Am I the only person who thinks it's perfectly fair that the USA spends more on defence than all other NATO members given the enormous benefit they get in decision making and general world supremacy?

It's like if you had a guy in a digger moaning at a small child with bucket and spade for not pulling his weight

tldr trump is a dick

>>68153925
>She added: "Take it that wasn't a spelling mistake. You're a sad cowardly troll."

>A tweet from the same account then replied: "lol get jo coxed you old bint".
kek
but yeah people take what they read on the internet too seriously

>>68153953
Because they can do it and not get sacked

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>weekend arrives
>I get a lot of tasks done, unwind and recuperate for the next working week

>>68153774
the quality was the same or even worse

>>68153963
HEY WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO ON A DATE SOMETIME, I'M FREE FRIDAY
it's not that hard autist

>>68153953
Don't they earn like 50k to just sit on their arses all day haha

>>68153981
no
clearly most of the US military think it's fine not to mention basically every euro countries foreign service

Business Idea: Privatise everything

>>68154004
good wagecuck

>>68153963
Well. My situation was probably different to yours. She gave my mate her number and my mate gave it to me.

At that point she was obviously interested, so it was easy.

Been shit useless with girls since then mate don't even ask me for advice.

Business Idea: nationalize everything

>>68154026
What do I do if she says yes?

Theory: the free market will fix everything

>>68153925
>inciting violence in public should be allowed
nice

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Business Idea: Ask Richard Branson to have one of his train drivers drive a train over my bollocks

Business Idea: Capitalise Everything

Any classical music fans here

https://youtu.be/ymFV3V7jRcQ

Business idea: sugar, spice and everything nice, with a secret ingredient: chemical X

>>68154093
I wonder how many said we should kill Donald Trump

>>68154090
OK GREAT LETS GO TO BELLA LUNA, IT'S THIS REALLY GOOD ITALIAN PLACE I LIKE, UNLESS YOU WANT TO GO SOMEPLACE ELSE. I'LL PICK YOU UP AT AROUND 7, HOW ABOUT THAT?

You have access to your county's National Alert System and can send one short text message to every single phone in the nation.

What do you send?

>>68154040
don't know why people who appear in the media responding to donald don't present actual explanations of why he is wrong. 'they say general things like it doesn't work like that' or 'no this can't happen' . a military guy on the radio came close to explaining that the whole security system breaks down if you make defence cooperation contingent on spending contributions but he didn't quite say it.

think the moderates should look at their own strategies before blaming fakes news from the other side

>>68154160
What do I do once I get to Bella Luna?

>>68154178
'behind you'

What about our culture gives men the idea that they own women's bodies? Seriously?? Why do some men think they have every right to tell a woman what she can and can't do with her body, and with her life for that matter.
There is a student in Saudi Arabia who went outside without a hijab on and is now fearing for her life. Men are literally calling for her to be executed. Murdered. Killed.
They are literally saying that covering her head is more important than her life.
HER LIFE!
Do you not see how crazy that sounds?!
At the other end of the spectrum, a guy today told me my bra strap was hanging out and indicated I should hide it again.
Well God forbid anyone should know I, a female, am wearing a bra. What a shock! If my bra strap falling off my shoulder makes you so uncomfortable that you have to ask me to put it away... you have a big problem.
Telling girls at school they can't wear short skirts or make up because 'it might distract the boys' or that 'boys will be boys' just makes it ok for boys to think of women as any less than their equals. Should we not be teaching them restraint? Should we not be telling them to let the girls express whoever they want to be just like boys can? Rather than teaching girls they must cover up and be aware because boys just can't help their thoughts and actions.
Surely it's better to get rid of guns than put up shields?
Women are not your property. They are not a game for you to play. They are not your slaves. They are human beings. Just like yourself. Let them be. And if you don't treat each and every single person on this planet with the same decency, respect and kindness that you would want to be treated with then you need to have a long hard look in the mirror and consider yourself in her shoes.

All this economy bullocks is just lads on computers fucking up prices because they don't this or like that.
Brexit happens - blokes on computers are scared of risk so pound goes down
UK says it could pay the EU post-brexit - pound goes up

How about people fuck off and just let people buy and sell shit

just had a durex extra safe poshy wank lads

run out of loo roll and decided I couldn't be fucked with the clean up

I'd say it was an 8/10

Right I finally downloaded Stellaris, its loading right now, need ideas on a faction name

friday night on the 'chon?

you know what this calls for right lads

>>68153946
R.I.P. Jack.

>>68154181
to be fair no-one from the DOD can lay out the long term geopolitical strategy of the USA on the news, the points that you keep everything close to your chest

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>>68154254
i don't, tell me lad

Business idea: mint small tokens from precious metals and use them as a medium of exchange

>>68154254
>people have the energy to go drinking all night after a week's work

How

>>68154315
getting really dunk by myself!

>>68154228
yeah nice economics mate
bet you voted brexit

Business idea: use after eight mints as the national currency

imagine how many people are being held hostage in basements right now who will never make it out alive

you see one every so often on the news but that's just one who has escaped, there must be thousands of similar things going on

there could be one right next door to you right now

>>68153774
I don't mean go back to british rail stuff

I want to go down the radical centrist path and nationalise the trains and subsidise costs via taxation

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me irl

>>68154359
>there could be one right next door to you right now
wish they'd give me a go at the hostage before they die desu

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Business idea: privatise everything

business plan: nationalise the trains but scrap the right to strike for transport staff

>>68153576
Impressive

>>68153862
>canada
lol

business idea: scrap trains

Business idea: invade the Persian Empire

>>68154386
fuck off rorke

business idea: the internal combustion engine

>>68154213
tl;dr

why would you post that

business idea: hover trains

>>68154228
This lad has cracked it. Someone call Phil Hammond

>>68154463
read it right now

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Getting my daily dose of rorkes.

business idea: post pictures of trains

mans never been in Jardin du Ruisseau when its shutdown aye
truss me dadi

It doesn't matter. Listen kid you don't want to see my other side. I have a wolf inside me with a muzzle on, but the muzzle is about to come off. You broke her heart, and I will break yours. She is a nice girl, how dare you use her like this. How come people like you get to date her? Then people like me have to sit in the shadows and be the shoulders to cry on. Listen Kid, I don't have time for FUCKING games. I am a nice guy, but when you make a nice guy angry; the world shakes. Don't do it again.

... You will regret this the next FULL MOON. You mess with me you mess with the pack bud. FUCK you. Get ready.

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>Where now the horse and the rider? Where is the horn that was blowing?
>Where is the helm and the hauberk, and the bright hair flowing?
>Where is the hand on the harpstring, and the red fire glowing?
>Where is the spring and the harvest and the tall corn growing?
>They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;
>The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.
>Who shall gather the smoke of the dead wood burning,
>Or behold the flowing years from the Sea returning? Tax is theft.

>>68154485
no

business idea: scrap vehicles and cycle everywhere

might go out and grab a pack of bickies

any suggestion for the type? will be dunking in my tea

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the 'ar

from Calaistan to Londistan real quick lads

>Louis C.K. walks on stage
>"Good evening ladies and gentlemen...you're in for quite the show tonight"
>*applause*
>"Before we go any further...let us turn off these lights, these damned inventions of the white devil. Let us return to out natural state,BLACKness"
>Lights are turned off, but bonfires are being lit on stage and in the audience.
>Meanwhile, Louis has stripped naked, and a huge cauldron is being brought on stage.
>All the blacks in the theatre start chanting "KEK KEK KEK" slowly growing louder.
>"In this cauldron is a sacred Nubian concoction made from the semen carefully extracted from vaginas of wives who have been bred by black bucks. It symbolizes the conquering of the white race.
>Louis lowers his pale, naked body slowly into the cauldren of semen. He rubs himself sensually, and his tiny white dick gets more and more erect. "KEK KEK KEK KEK" the chanting continues to roar on.
>Louis begins moaning and masturbating violently. Some white people in the audience are shocked, but when they try to leave they find the doors locked.
>Louis moans come out in a gasping sputter as his hands are a blur in his slimy crotch.
>Right as Louis reaches his climax, a black buck thrusts a huge horn resembling a BBC in front of Louis face. Louis puts it to his lips and....
>BRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>The sound of Louis orgasm echoes around the chamber, competing with the deafening chant of "KEK KEK KEK"
>Zulu warriors emerge from the shadows of the theatre,killing all the white males in the audience with spears. The white women blush with anticipation as they are dragged towards the stage, where dozens of black bucks await with massive, throbbing erections.
>At this point Louis is being spitroasted between the girths of two massive black men.
>He pulls his mouth off of one of the mans cocks with a slluurpp and grabs the mic. Panting, he says:
>LADIES AND GENTLEMAN,WELCOME TO THE INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS!

is any of you older than 15?

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>>68154515
Bealocwealm hafað fréone frecan forth onsended
Giedd sculon singan gléomenn sorgiende on Meduselde
Thæt he ma no wære, his dryhtne dyrest
And maga deorost Bealo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4L-xEzYWGw

>>68154559

*are

>>68154539
hob nobs

>>68154479
Ah yes this is a serious problem but sharia zone stickers are just ginger White boi pranks lol

>>68154480
>>>/n/

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most nothern picture you got

>>68154584
he said trains, not complaining about le cagers

>>68154581
I think I'd know Britian is diverse with the constant "is Britain diverse" shit on constantly

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>>68154602
Why cant we just harry them again?

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Business idea: WikiArmpit

planning a quick holiday to the alps

>>68154581
>watching tv
runt life

>>68154581
Absolute bollocks, there are black people in every fucking advert.

I see more black people in 10 minutes of TV than a month irl

>>68154584
literally never been there before

>>68154602
business idea: bomb places like this and plant trees instead

>>68154581
Funny, cos there's a nigger and every fucking advert on TV.

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>>68154602

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Rate me boys ;*
Yes im a gamer girl yeah i workout
Im not fat im bulking btw

>>68154649
alri belfast

>>68154539
chocolate coated malted milk
hob nobs

>>68154616
>>68154636
>>68154639
>>68154655
did you even scroll down

>>68154678
yes

>>68154584
all italians should be killed

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>>68154602

>>68154602
Is that Redcar?

>>68154684
big fan of genocideposting

will be monitoring this emerging gimmick

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>>68154703
nah this is a red car

Eat shit and die, lads

>>68154602
imagine being a greggs scoffing northerner

worse yet, imagine being a poortherner in the south whinging about how much better the north is at every given opportunity

>>68154663
thiqq

need to do a toenail trimming

>>68154757
t. midlander shitstirrer

fuck everyone in this thread

>>68154757
>not enjoying greggs

literal cretin

>>68154744
>paki """""banter"""""

>>68154757
It would almost be as bad as being Swiss.

>>68154786
why are you calling me a paki mate

who killed hannibal?

>>68154798
because fuck you thats why

>>68154780
43 people

hmmm manageable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad8ukI7Z-b8

are these runts?

also post foreign belters

>>68154798
I'm not your 'mate', Ahmed.

>>68154792
not swiss
>>68154777
can't say i'm too fond of southerners either
>>68154781
greggs tastes like someone vomited into a pastry.

Business Idea: Nationalise the gf business - a gf should be available to every man over the age of 18

>>68154818
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTYXeNmWprg

>>68154823
i don't think you're anyones 'mate', rasheed

>>68153625
Think me and the current gf are going to split within a week baka, need to start prepping.

>>68154831
Fuck off Kosovo scum

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>>68154818
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGteXF-8Qvk

>>68154836
need to vote corbyn

>>68154836
not a fan

doing quite well in private sector atm, wouldn't want to swap for a lower quality gov't supplied product

>>68154757
>calling northerners poortherners is considered banter in the south
>banter by people who are ironically poor themselves

ah yes

>>68154856
Not with pakis like you.

business idea:

seize the means of reproduction

redistribute GFs fairly

lads why aren't you going to the club tonight

the slags are gonna trying to improve their shag counts by the end of the year they will get with anyone

>>68154907
or anyone else, right? sad :( we can be friends if you want lad

>>68154906
>ironically poor themselves
?

>moan about no gf
>Have the physique of a fat slob, out no effort into what you wear, don't actually try to interact with females

Aaah yes

whats good for tonight lads

>>68154919
I'm 5'8, fat, ugly, schizophrenic and not very outgoing

>>68154918
good post, mail your idea to jezza and have it made into policy

>>68154907
>>68154928
>>68154856
>>68154823
shut the fuck up you pair of sad paki twats

>>68154939
literally me

>>68154888
will he be my gf if i do

>>68154939
all me haha

>>68154947
just extracted some codeine bout to roll a blunt

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the lads have gone out without me

>>68154980
FONT

>>68154980
Haha

>>68154906
>southerners are poorer than norherners

?

>he still goes clubbing
>he doesn't have a stable relationship with guaranteed sex
poor time management 2bh

>>68154979
>extracted some codeine
can't you get pure codeine over the counter?

>>68154583
Umm both should be arrested sweetie.

>he doesn't go clubbing to listen to music and get lost inna dance

lmao

>>68155011
there is no fun in a relationship

shagging random slags every weekend is where it's at

>>68155028
rorke did nothing wrong

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anyone got the homemade fleshlight guide?

might have a gander

yeah yeah yeah im still a____
fuck off im leaving this shithole for good hope you all nong it ygm fax me ur mugs if u dnt and ill have thee for supper now fk off

>>68155067
The sponge one or the plastic mold one?

>>68154960
why don't YOU shut the fuck up you sad islamic bastard

Just got called Boutros Boutros-Ghali in 760 United Nations Plaza

>>68155067
>cut loaf of bread in half
>slowly pour warm milk over the soft insides
>????
>profit

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i usually snort cocaine and play £100 buy in poker on a friday night. tonight will be no different. there is no greater feel than hitting quads after railing a fat line and going home £400 better off

>>68154980
Went out with the lads last night and one of them snapchatted me doing a sing to a qt I know.

>>68155067
just buy a felshlight they are like £20 on amazon

>>68155057
good lad
clubbing is for choons and dancing

>>68155138
What Shithole casino is this at then la?

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Ah yes, the """""wealthy""""" south

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How the fuck am I meant to initiate conversation with this girl at uni if she is never alone
Ree

Which pair of you lads is this?
No dabbing if you're white

https://twitter.com/Sporf/status/804626379430068225

>>68155192
slap her tits

>>68155169
private game you dummy

hmmm might stay home
could go out with a friend but hes going to have other friends with him and theyre literal runts

>>68155192
concoct a scenario to get her alone

>>68155192
'alri'

>>68155086
see you in 3 seconds

>>68155010
>the average southerner posting on /brit/ is wealthy enough to justifiably call the average northerner poor

?

>>68155186
haha this is the ONE in the top 10 thats in the south

Is Tim Farron a nonce?

>>68155258
he's a cuck

>>68155203
What the fuck is this meme? Literally don't understand it.

what? you're telling me that the conservatives voted FOR this horrendous infringement of civil liberties? and Labour didn't even try to stop it? sad desu

what party actually cares about the rights of citizens? (hint: it's the lib dems)

>>68154919
really want to but work tomozzy :/

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>>68154708
thanks, i'm trying to say it to every country and fill this map in red, can't believe i didn't have italy until now

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>>68155232
Such as?
Serious suggestions only
Pls no memes

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making a nice sandwich

>Lib Dems win a thing for the first time in their lives
>IT'S A FUCKING DISASTER BREXIT IS FINISHED - BBC

lib dem gainz

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in desperate need of loving affection

might be under the influence of weed benzos and alcohol tonight

>>68155380
if she walks home on her own one day follow her and then pretend to bump into her

>>68155251
>Hastings
>not in the south

Fucking thick paki

*scoops up remain voting lab/con constituencies*
nothing personnel, westminster elite

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Well first week of my new job done lads! Glad to be back at work haha
Need my life ended asap

dumb liberals

I must go now. I have better things to do. I will be back

>he will unironically not vote lib dem in the next general election

Red flag.

>>68155186

bet they cost £345,000

>sore throat from second hand smoke

Lovely

>>68155439
i'm from the south mate, isn't the north the muslim riddled shithole?

>>68155473
runt

>>68155439
lad..

>>68155097
sponge one looks fine for now

>>68155116
interesting

>>68155150
scared of it having FLESHLIGHT written in massive words on the parcel

*divides the leftist vote further*

Ah yes, the eternal Tory strikes again.

>>68155308
When you hit the dab too hard and have to cough it out

>>68155449
FOY

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>>68155067

Who /depressedneetalcoholic/ here?

Is this the dullest general in the history of /int/ generals?

>>68155138
Cocaine is overrated mate it's all about hydrocodone now

>>68155495
it's dividing the conservative vote as well lad

going to be taking acid in an oxford hotel room tomorrow

>>68155491
it doesn't it comes in a plain amazon box

>>68155509
they call themselves that liberal democrats

Dumb pirate frogposters

>>68155555
now that's a story

>>68155351
>britain

leave it out pls

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>live in london
>earn £60k pa
>think you're rich
>have to pay £1k pw renting a pokey bedsit with violent niggers and paki terrorists as neighbours
>"b-b-but we have byron burger and waitrose"

>>68155519
you

pendejos ajajjj

hol' up

>>68155585
nice filename

>>68155555
>booking a hotel room just for an acid trip
mate just go outside and walk around

>>68155484
North London? Yes, yes it is.

>>68155600
Till 3000 and 5

Honestly automatically ignore any criticism of London

Traveled all around the country and it is downright miserable compared to London

it has been a keep-refreshing-the-catalog kinda day, lads tbqh. no one's biting my carefully laid bait, bastards!

Spotted a paki, lads>>68155653

Honestly automatically ignore any criticism of /brit/

Traveled all around 4chan and it is downright miserable compared to /brit/

>>68155683
This is actually true though

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>>68155585
mfw we have those in the north

>eating quavers on the tube

Literally fuck off.

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*disperses to manoeuvre, concentrates to fight*

when the rich kill for political reasons it's called war
when the poor do it it's called terrorism

>>68155681
London is actually diverse and has people from all around the world, as compared to the North where 99% of the people are Pakistani, make no effort to integrate and you have to wake up to Islamic prayer calls every single day

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>Traveled all around the country and it is downright miserable compared to London

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>>68155619
hahaha
south best wins again

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Quite miss the old Youtube of 2007-2011

>>68155683

We're a miserable race in general, but at least we're funny.

>tfw no cat

>>68155612

i've never been there before so i'll have a look around as well.

>>68155729
Are you sad Nico Rosberg retired?

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>He only camps in his general and contributes nothing to the actual board

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You're both pathetic shut the fuck up

>>68155775
did you turn off your flag for a while?

There are 4 million non-whites in London

>>68155768
No. He's an autistic Finnish loser who won by coming second in every race. He's barely even German. He was right to quit and make room for actually talented drivers.

>>68155788
"mid"lands is north, paki

>>68155788
>""midlands""
hello northerner

>>68155773
stupidest post this thread

>>68155798
No I just don't really post in /brit/

Stefan Molyneux is a creepy bastard tbqh

>>68155749
remember to unsubscribe from fred on june 1st

>It's a London nigger tries to claim the north is full of pakis episode

Ah yes, let's forget that 50% of the UK's Muslim populace lives in London alone

>>68155842
t. wakes up to the call to prayer anxious to get praying

>>68155843
chester keeps talking about you.

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>>68155813
Kek

ah yes it's another north v south episode featuring special guest "the midlands don't exist"

Haven't seen this in a while

>>68155866
look at the stats senpai >>68155745

clearly living anywhere but the south best you have no reason to get uppity about le darkies

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Ah yes, no mosques and Muslims in London

https://www.periscope.tv/mollythedancer/1yoKMDwPZwNxQ

Unbiased rankings

>London
>The South
>The Midlands
>The North

>>68155886
the midlands is a nonentity

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a chink came into work withhand foot and mouth disease today without telling anyone
if this vile slug infected me im going to be fuming

anyone played Jalopy? is it worth playing?

>>68155515
thanks lad

>>68155558
maybe i'll get one then, the dream is to own a full on sex doll though

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>>68155826
>>68155831
What the fuck did you say about my land peasant?

>>68155875
I've posted in maybe three threads in 2 months how tf does he remember me?

>midlands
>north

It's easy to spot the uneducated pakis on this thread

>>68155908
not clicking that virus

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>>68155866
ah yes let us not forget the London borough of Rotherham

easily accessible from the London Underground

>>68155936
they don't learn much geography mate it's all taken up by prayer time

>>68155908
black women are disgusting

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the gf

>Neither the North nor the South wants to claim the Midlands
ah yes

>>68155886
The midlands unironically don't exist though..
It's just poortherners pretending they're not poortherners

>>68155963
>>68155963
>>68155963
>>68155963

>>68155908
Link leads to known virus

>>68155901
>look at the stats senpai
Yes, the stats which clearly show a massive population of shitskins in the south. Are you fucking blind, you paki freak?

>>68155934
duno. dont think too much about it 2bh

>>68155987
what i'm saying is you're both absolutely surrounded by muslims and it must be sad for you

>>68155901

The big dark area in the north is Bradford, with an area of 143sq miles and 130k muslims.

Meanwhile the London borough of Newham and Tower Hamlets, barely visible on that low res map, have 190,000 muslims in just 20 square miles combined. And the majority of London boroughs are above 10%.

>>68155943
>50%

>>68155976
>JANNY'D

HE

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sry jny

FOR ZERO POUNDS AND ZERO PENCE

The unpaid one...

maybe you mongs should stop making threads on page 1 then

>>68156014
see
>>68156010

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>>68155943
and especially let's not forget Tower Hamlets

>>68156067
alri janny

Ah yes...
He who shall not be paid makes an appearance

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HAS

unironically have a jewish marxist friend

memes are leaking into real life

might go shops and pick up a few beverages

>>68156010
I live in Whitby. Tell me how I am "surrounded" by Muslims exactly when the nearest sizeable settlement of them is about one hour away.

>>68156122
>>68156122
>>68156122
it was a hot pockets reference

>Armed man takes 7 people hostage in Paris travel agency – reports

kek this is so common place in france that it doesn't even make news anymore
guess france was the first to fall

>>68156135
>one hour away.
eugh

>>68156135
excuse me I shall NOT have my opinions challenged by some disgusting runt posting on 4chan on a friday night

holy shit I just janny'd at <1 minutes

>>68156135
i could have my cock in your arse in less than 20 minutes

>>68156171
You shut your face, Patrick.

FUCKINGS CUNTS