/brit/

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Alri

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>work won't let me take 1 week off for surgery
>let co-worker have a MONTH off for ""ramadam""

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>tan aussie boy toy takes off his shirt

>>68138724
>tfw I've dated more non-white girls than the opposite
GOTTA

/yank/

Alright lads, I'm in the ol' 'mute

Plans for 'kend?

>>68138733
that didnt happen

alri

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>>68138757
it is happening right now

FUCK TESCO

>>68138757
'eed

>>68138747
gross

>>68138756
I work the weekend
got to convince someone or two people to take two days off me so I can go to my grandfathers 80th birthday

Mr Nosenburg didn't feel that it was a good enough reason for unpaid leave

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>why do north americans post in /brit/?

pic related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY2Z0qhhgk4

>>68138788
left = canada
middle = brit
right = usa

absolutely not

>>68138774
When he comes back, beat him with a saucisson.

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this is like an early meme

>>68138798
switch Canada and Britain

>Paki
>Chinese
>Black

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meeting a qt for a date, wish me luck boys!

>>68138831
literally chloe

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>>68138832
holy shit lol you're right
now I can really self-insert as Recce

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>>68138822

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going in hard

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>tfw Britain has won every single war in which it's had to protect its shores from invasion

Absolutely based

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>tfw no queen gf

What do you think she's like in person?

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mum shouting and calling me a failure again

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>Don't worry he doesn't bite

>>68138897
pfm

>>68138898
wew

>>68138897
show her some 'chines

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take notes boys

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>>68138897
Just lock yourself in the room, she will not enter

>>68138916
>kiss her
>read her a poem
Bet the developer gets bare sex

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>>68138931
I chose the civil option

>>68138916
*tips fedora*

>>68138898
What is that? A pitbull?

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1480518367408.webm

poor doggo

>>68139072
phew

thank fuck

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*goes in for the kill

Should I call in sick for work if I have a mild flu/ bad cold?

I work with food so I dunno

I have never taken a sick day before

>>68139100
you're a right weird cunt even irl arent you

one of those outstandingly freaky people where you just cant hide it

>>68138787
We, sounds like a shit gig laddo

>>68139151
>works with food
Yeah. Take a day off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KunBFFcvMrc

rally driving is intense
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1478967765621.webm

>>68139195
Not sure my boss will let me Tbh

Doesn't even let me use my holidays

>>68139218
bet he shit himself

choon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrWhlmYJvVM

>>68139224
thats against the law

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>>68139166
says you
you just don't know how to please a woman

>>68138871
What about 1066?

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>The Liberal Democrats have caused a major upset in the Richmond Park by-election, overturning a 23,015 majority to oust ex-Tory MP Zac Goldsmith.

>Mr Goldsmith stood as an Independent after leaving the Conservative Party in protest at the government's decision to back a third Heathrow runway.

>But Lib Dem Sarah Olney, who is also opposed to Heathrow expansion, fought the campaign on the issue of Brexit.
She polled 20,510 votes to Mr Goldsmith's 18,638.

I've wasted my day

>>68139166
>playing vanilla western dating sims is weird
better not venture into /d/ or the eroge general in /vg/ mr norman

>>68139320
i haven't been following british politics for very long but it seems like nothing good has happened since may took office

0w0 what's this?

why so dead

>>68138706
British accent makes me wet

>>68139416
fuck off paedojew, you wrong'un

got a big aussie stiffy here waiting for you

>>68139429
could you vocaroo this, bby? I want to masturbate on your superior britbong accent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61CruCxdsvA

>>68139273
Tesco doesn't pay for sick days either

Also every time you take a sick day you get a written/formal warning

Fuck this job, they're always making me do overtime until midnight too

Can you imagine being unironically stateless...

I want a britboi to pump my bum right now!

>>68139484
stop getting sick then
surely your £30,000 piece of paper entitles you to a better job than stacking shelves at midnight?

Just want some girl to peg me while she strokes my little dick.

>>68139484
use the peaceful protest method of work to rule

you can just say no any time they ask you to do overtime, espcially if they didnt specifically state it before your shift started, might get a grump on but they literally can't fire you for it.

They are probably treating you like shit because you allow it

>>68139508
I've been working there for a year and this would be my first sick day m8

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>sister says 'when you have kids'
>point out the obvious that it'll never happen as i'm a dateless virgin
>"you're only 23"
why do family ignore reality lads

>>68139540
She's hinting that she wants your D

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>>68138706
this is my best favourite tank.

morning everyone except for JFs

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tired after a long week of working. time for some tea

>>68139512
hmm

*stroking big and pulsating British willy*

>>68139540
Because they still have hope that you won't be a pathetic piece of shit your whole life.

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>>68139540
>>68139590
>overhear my parents talking about me
>"he's either going to be a serial killer strangler or turn out ok"

>>68139535
Stop being a wet rag and call in sick. It's not even a big deal.

>>68139606
>implying you could strangle anyone with your girl arms
they were taking the piss mate

>>68139568
morning, im the going home time now.
shit in jam packed train...

might become a serial rapist of britbois.

>>68139606
blimey

what's your deal mate

>>68139612
When should I do it

I would start at 4pm

>>68139627
You can rape me :3 pretty sure my family think I'm gay anyway.

>>68139618
molest someone

>>68139632
My dad's just an arsehole

I found literal schizophrenic medicine the other day prescribed to him

>>68139635
Now because at least they can attempt to find cover for your shift.

>>68139606
prove them right anon
>>68139590
hope must be realistic this is just delusion

>>68139637
*raping you*
you like it?

>>68139652
oh dear

>>68139660
No stop
*Secretly enjoys it*

might have a cheeky wank in the bogs at work

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>>68139662
>tfw he once had a meltdown when I was on holiday with him screaming because there were no spoons in the drawer

>>68139638
ok, I'd your dick it.

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based spez

>>68139730
how do you see that

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>>68139730
>all (triggered)

filtering out all redditors

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>>68139765
haha good post thailad

wanking the so-called willy

>>68139837
pics

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>>68139824
kotyank!

faith in humanity RESTORED

Drink up, baby, stay up all night
With the things you could do, you won't but you might
The potential you'll be, that you'll never see
The promises you'll only make

German supermarkets aren't great

Miss Tesco

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canada_national_cricket_team

Ah yes, those Canadians are of PURE British stock.

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>>68139627
*hides*

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How do I stop dreadful thoughts about death of myself and family, lads?
It's started to become a weekly thing and as soon as it gets into my head it won't leave.

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>>68139911
My supermarket is finally stocking good cheese at a reasonable price.

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THAILAAAD

>>68139924
why are they dreadful

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>>68139937

>>68139924
go for a walk, drink water

>>68139939
Because I fear death more than anything else and don't want to lose those closest to me, they make me feel dreadful.

Why can't I find a bf that doesn't care when I go out with my girlfriends? My ex always used to get really paranoid it was kind of creepy

>>68139951
At wageslavery at the moment, can't go for a stroll unfortunately.

>>68139961
asl?

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>>68139961

>>68139967
24 f

>>68139924
what's going on

be more speciific

>>68139961
Do more to make him feel he can trust you and you would never cheat on him..

>implying you're really a girl

>>68139973
london

IT AIN'T ME

>>68139973
my house now

>>68139989
men are such pigs

>>68139953
why do you fear death

>>68139981
I'm at work doing my job and suddenly I'll think about the death of my mother and sister, and to a lesser extent myself. My mind dwells on it and I try to ignore it or push it aside but it stays for a while. It never happened this often.

Could it be the place in which I work that I have begun associating bad thoughts with?

>>68139989
Asl?

>>68140003
don't assume gender thanks

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morning lads

>>68140008
where do you work

>>68140008
I always have this problem. Just got to ignore it and get on with your life. I don't think you can stop it. I live a pretty happy life but I still have these thoughts.

>>68140026
A school.

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>this general doesn't even have it's own language

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>he has metric road signs

>>68140016
Whatever you want

>>68140039
nonce

those imperial bastards!

gone from shagging the 17yo fwb once a week to twice a week

not displeased with this development

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>hi, can i have a subway?
>yes, this is subway what sandwich do you want?
>walk out

>>68140064
Good story, tell us another one Noncey Noncington

liu bei or cao cao lads?

>>68140055
justice!

*lets out a long, relaxed fart*

>>68140086
skyrim belongs to the rorkes!

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why are the japanese obsessed with this look

>>68140075
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk9wCAc4Jzs

>>68140042
I only want sex. I'm tired of all the creepy guys falling for me the minute I give you a little attention.

>>68140101
based mads, maybe this game will be another reason to buy a ps4 (the first being bb)

playing skyrim instead of going to work

>>68140075
did that at Millie's cookies once
>hi, yeah, can I get a cookie, please

>>68140040
>he doesn't speak banter

>>68140075
>>68140117
this is pure autism, there's no other word for it

listening to mick jenkins

>5:23 am
hmm yes going abeds

>>68140117
see
>>68140103

me: *roleplays a man in skyrim*
>>68140104: *roleplays a girl in /brit/*
ah
yerrrrssssss

>>68140103
kek

>>68140158
fuck off, linkposter

my forehead is fucking massive ngl

>>68140111
i don't know what bb is

>>68140159
Fuck off, paki.

>>68140171
ok sorry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk9wCAc4Jzs

Guys is it bad that I cheated on my bf and I'm pregnant now? I don't know what to do. I want to keep the baby but I can't let him know it is not his. It wouldn't be so bad to tell him it is his baby would it?

>>68140181
she's actually a girl tho lol

the polish oneitis has sent me the first text of the day, gonna have a shit then read it

>>68140196
>getting a text from your oneitis
>your oneitis even knowing you exist
fuck off normie

>>68140185
-.-

>>68140192
Rasheed, fuck of.

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>>68140185
>I'm a cheating pile of slag with no self control please pity me

>>68139953
wow pussy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb5w3jVOonE

^the bf

>>68140215
embaressing grammatical error there

wouldn't slam you even if you're a fitty desu

ah yes, the old "spell a world incorrectly while correcting someone's grammar" gimmick

very impressive

>>68140222
i'm confused by this yank replying

>>68140222
I do have self control I could have done it so many times before but I just got a little wild with the girls one night and they were egging me on to do it.

>>68140174
it just means you have a bigger brain :-)

>>68140281
being cheated on is at the forefront of their minds so they always take it seriously

>embaressing grammatical error there

State of this paki

why can't i stand to watch people argue?

does anyone else get this?

brought some banana bread i baked to work today lads. going to try spreading peanut butter on it in a minute. quite excited.

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>>68140292

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can NOT sleep lads aha

someone read me a bedtime story please ahaha

not a fan of whites

>>68139698
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x12-fnAVPyA

Hi.

>>68140329
you're in luck

>>68140329
>>68140333
Hmm

>>68140311
absolutely not, what a stupid thing to say, you're completely wrong

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>>68140324
have a read of this american post

>>68140333
all argentines should be killed

>>68140350
shant be leaving til i hear a proper story

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saved these posts from the other day

>tim farron just phoned into the wright stuff randomly
He is literally on par with some random unemployed bloke who spends his days watching this shite, howling

>>68140367
did you

>>68140367
VERY bad gimmick.

>>68140367
wax/nadslad here. going to eat my banana bread in a minute

>>68140386
yea you can see them there

>>68140367
>tomorrow style

autism

>>68140376
hmm yes "randomly"

>>68140324
would plow milo stewart so hard

contemplating

Might go to a BDSM club. Anyone have any experience with them?

>>68140410
never heard of him

having a persimmon lads

>68140417
yeah you should see my bedroom ;)

I am the so-called gf

>>68140399
oh yeah

>>68140410
>plow

fuck off yank

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Get on very well with young women, middle aged men, old men and old women

Get on alright with young men

Struggle to get on well with children (inc. teenagers) and middle aged women

>>68140367
wahey there i am

>>68140351
¿Why?

>>68140449
>wanting to get on with children

nonce

>>68140439
*bounces your head off the wall*

all wrapped up in a haimish blanket

>>68140444
this is a YANK general
ASSIMILATE or LEAF

>want to sleep
>but the yanks have only just now fucked off
>/brit/ is good again
>if i sleep i might miss a new gimmick
ah yes, autism.

>>68140485
ah yes, how fitting for the festive season, a pig in a blanket

>>68140449
>tfw don't get on with anyone

I don't know why everyone ends up thinking I'm awkward and weird

I'm 6ft, lift have a really deep voice and ride a motorbike

2 packs of warm doughnuts for £1 should be illegal

>>68140501
aha! A perfect bon mot, very droll

>>68140449
sounds like you try too hard, kids are easy to impress

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>>68140517

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Ah yes, the so called american cuisine

>>68140515
>only 6ft
Hysterical

>>68140518
Morrisons?

remember the good old days at primary school when you weren't afraid to get in fights because it would just be a bit of gay hugging instead of punches?

my bum is bigger (and nicer) than most girls I meet

>>68140531
>Chinese cuisine
>Tomato

roaring

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Really makes you think.

Right now I'm taking a shower. When my next door neighbours wife gets back from taking her kids to school I'm going to fuck her in every room in the house and then make her cook me something nice for lunch. Her husband knows somethings up but he can't prove it, poor guy.

>>68140531
delete this post mate.
>>68140545
dont believe you
>>68140551
not a word

>>68140422
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPZ_hglhKVI

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>>68140531
thank yank for tomato

>>68140531
Still beats British """""cuisine"""""

>>68140541
the 'op

>>68140526
who's the guy to the right of bill maher? is he a jew as well? he looks like one

>>68140562
>700 views
is this one of those internet "celebrity's"?

>>68140567
Some of the worst food I've had on holiday was in Perpignan.

>>68140569
not a fan

>>68140551
*makes extended comparison with the nazis*
and thats why im right

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>girls that say 'mate'

>>68140565
whore

>>68140579
What'd you have?

Without the new world you savages wouldnt have corn, tomatoes and pumpkins

>>68140576
dont know anyone in the picture if im being honest with you la'

>>68140579
Blame your English palate, you goat balls eating faggot.

>>68140562
hang on what is that, is it a girl

>>68140589
He makes a very convincing case.

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>>68140596
oi 'tis the season.

>>68140599
dislike all those

*decks your halls*

>>68140599
don't forget potatoes

it's a common misconception that potatoes were a staple in europe during the middle ages when actually they weren't available in europe until the 16th century

I am Gay Rasheed

>>68140591
I say "mane"
Is that rude?

>>68140597
It was several meals, but a pizza with raw egg sticks in the mind.

it's pronounced tuh-MAY-toes

>>68140627
salty the only """""cultural exchange""""" your abos gave you was shitty useless weapons?

>>68140551
>rates zidane as a manager
>i should listen to them
no

chon is dying

>>68140551
But the people he's referring to SHOULDN'T have voting rights, they're illegal aliens

>>68140644
what about my post gave you that impression, leaf?

>>68140578
he only just posted it recently m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5Brqo0vSNE

>>68139698
You shouldve washed the dishes like a civilized human, nigger.

>>68140449
im actually really good with young children, the trick is just not being 2cool to actually play with them a lot of adults get stiff and don't know how to act

I realise i set up more than a few noncepuns here and I would appreciate you not take the low hanging fruit.

Middle aged/older women always love me because i'm a cheeky chappy
do alright with girls my own age and lads

not rlly interested in interacting with middle aged men whatsoever, same goes for teenagers

>>68140551
completely retarded logic

>>68140610
not sure 2bh, im 3min in and it called itself "he"
very confused.

>>68140599
>implying new world niggers brought them to Europe
>implying brave European pioneers didn't heroically bring them back from across the Ocean

>>68140667
meant to reply to the earlier poster x

also meant to include potatoes in my original post x

>>68140551
>Hannah Arendt

Literally created horseshoe theory

Just want to get fucked desu lads. Man or woman I don't really care.

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>im actually really good with young children, the trick is
stopped reading right there

>>68140670
>he
explain

>>68140579
t. carl pilkington

horseshoes aren't a theory I've seen them up close, they're just roundy metal things at the end of the day

>>68140727
alri cena boyle

>LEIF eriksson was the first person to discover what is now canada

can't be a coincidence

>>68140738
never heard of him

>>68140614
he talks about the nazis and then the last 2 posts address trump. the last 2 points make sense by themselves, so the part about the nazis is a form of mental priming to make you conflate the two.

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good morning lads, are you all leading moral lives?

>>68140701
didn't even get to the bit where he said they make him get stiff

>>68140738
>people lived in canada for centuries while australia still wasnt on the map

really makes you think

>>68140738
what about the natives who lived there for thousands of years prior to vikings

>>68140752
i trying, god bless you anon!

>>68140761
they aren't white so no one cares

>>68140714
Born a girl, he prefers he or they pronouns

>>68140773
sorry sweetie but you are immoral by virtue of the flag you're posting with

>>68140782
fuck off back to >>>/lgbt/ thanks

>>68140782
does it have a hole? and if its only getting 700 views you might have a chance aha

I know this isn't relevant but I've been looking for a particular scene from the three kingdoms tv show and I cannot for the life of me find it

It contains cao cao sitting with his generals and discussing grain supplies in prep for a short war and he goes on a speech saying how with each passing year his army grew smaller and his enemies grew larger yet with each yeah he was more confident as he preffered a small army of elite veteran troops.

Anyone be a top geezer and sort me out?

>>68140789
fuck off back to cum

>>68140815
shant be reading your post mate

>>68140828
alri flannel

>>68140789
why are you such a bigot

>>68140828
you're mentally ill

Is there any way to block certain channels from showing up in your "recommended" list on youtube? Clicked on a few videos here and now all I get are alt-right autists

love how these students go on about how bad it is in The West but fail to mention that in the middle east you get stoned to death for touching another man's hand and they literally keep blacks as slaves

>>68140848
only if you clear your viewing history i think, shouldent have watched mainstreeem meddiur spastic.

>>68140848
If you hover over a recommended video there's a menu button. It drops down a "not interested" option and stops it being shown

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>be american
>get shot

ahhh

yesss

very

gay

COMBO BREAKER

have had 7 wanks today and i'm going for an 8th

donkey!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XbttBH6Ip4

have had 8 wanks today and i'm going for a 7th

>>68140909
you can do it champ

shan't be replying to anyone anymore, I'm strapped for (You)s with christmas coming up

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wtf did he put the whole album on utube or summat??

>>68140846
transgender people are mentally ill

they need help not to be taken seriously

>>68140934
this

>>68140922
You're losing so many vital nutrients

>>68140934
>>68140942
this

who here /getting paid to browse the 'chon/

>>68140951
shit

wondering which culture i am going to appropriate today

bellend literally smells of skips

>>68140956
bad post

plan for the day: do a wank

>>68140955
me mate, but I have another part time job where I loan my bellend out to skips factories and there's no wifi at that one

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Ah yes, American athletes

>>68140934
>>68140942
>>68140951
wrong side of history

*bubbles fizzy drink via a straw like a jet boat*

>>68140955
*raises paw*

What happened to when we all posted pics of our willies here? Not seen one for a while.