/brit/

fuck off

I wish I was happy.

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Bit slow today

>>68116905
Haha

>grandma's birthday soon
>have to go to ensure that I remain in her will


ugh I have the midlands

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kay-on

yuyushiki
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1480146263039.webm

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do you like spen

i like
s
pa
n

found a pic of my ancestors from like 1917 last month sometime

bit weird seeing all the colonial flags along with the Japanese rising sun in the background

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cara 2bh lads

Its my Birthday lads

going to cook food

I might hate myself and have nothing good in life, but at least I'm not an anime runt.

>>68116950
Spaniards are a bit smell 2bh

>>68116968
runt

>>68116960
looks like a strapping young lad

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>>68116925
good post

>>68116964
happy birthday, FOY

is tasmania australia's australia?

it's very likely that a good chunk of our male ancestors were nonces who married young teenagers and it's possible a good chunk of our female ancestors were raped or were slags

it's also quite probable a lot of our ancestors were raised by a man they thought was their dad but in fact that man was cucked by our female ancestor and he'd no ancestor of ours

What's your resting heart rate /brit/?

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Lads what is it like working in a supermarket? Is it possible to just zone out stacking shelves with minimal human interaction or responsibility?

Currently working in a call centre and I am filled with dread each day having to speak to angry normoggs on the phone all day and having to go through complaint procedures. I just want to be a mindless automaton.

>>68117004
very true

t. unsure if my maternal great grandfather was white or Arab

>>68117017
i've got a high score

>>68117017
0

>>68117017
80

>>68117031
shelf stackers get asked where things are all the time i imagine

>>68117017
Shit

>>68117031
If you're planning on doing supermarket stuff apply for nightshifts

>>68117000
nah thats new zealand

>>68117017
600

>>68117031
yes its very easy to do that, but its bad if you're working in one with an electronic rate, not as relaxing

Who knew the Irish would be so good at making butter lads

she looks class
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9vdDOa9z8U

not sure why I buy expensive things lads

my MacBook and hifi system / vinyl player are all caked in dust, fag ash, tobacco and cum tissues, had a girl over last week and she was far from impressed and complained that my sheets smelt bad haha

literally wheezing lads

this cough is so bad I think I might actually have lung cancer

>>68117031
yeah if the shop is closed

did a night shift at a supermarket for a few months but it feels really weird. imagine only being able to post in lunchtime, dinner and 5am /brit/

>>68116586
They don't want the non-redditflags to spoil their secret club

>>68117031
Believe me lad, soul crushingly boring repetitive jobs are infinitely worse than call centre work, at least calls tend to have a tiny but of variety.

>>68117127
nonce

anyone looking for a scrap

This made me sad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRTQQYijVMU

>not hungry all evening
>start thinking about food
>immediate hunger pangs

ah yes

>tfw some of our ancestors were probably bisexuals who fucked boipussi on the side while also impregnating our female ancestor

>>68117169
outstanding post

>>68117139
>missing all the normies

not bad

>>68117031

get so depressed when i see a middle aged man stacking shelves

>>68117031
night shifts are lovely

everything else is literally hell on earth

is it just me or saying "SOD OFF M8" is satisfying af?

gagging for a huge anglo cock in my arse

>>68117129
Haha

>>68117127
quit smoking
hoover
no fap december

>>68117196
fuck off you gay nerd

>>68117153
yeah got a old car i'm not using anymore

how was your first love lads

>>68117210
piss off is better

>>68117215
>fap
foy

Soph Aspin is actually a sound lass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXFQsnbN0NQ

>>68117225
i'll let you know some day

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my wife tracer is so cute

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>>68117216

left her bloody on the floor

>>68117162
Give me one reason to watch this runt complain

Phoneposters are far worse than 190kg

>>68117264
the gimmick is over lad
its been archived

>>68117225
Shite.

But it was six years ago and I've had nothing since.

>>68117242
i'd trace my dick all over her face if you comprehend my intention

>male cousin is a proper deano
>older female cousin is obese and boring
>younger female cousin is a 10 year old nerd
>aunties are all boring cunts
>grandma is old and boring unless you get her drunk
>uncle is a trekkie

I hate family gatherings

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>Phoneposters are far worse than 190kg

need a harem, one gf is too boring, need multiple to keep it spiced up

>>68117294
I'll archive the breath coming from your lungs

What is a livable wage outside London?

By livable I mean enough to afford a 1-bed or studio flat, rented, in a non-scummy area, ideally with money left over for savings after bills and expenses.

I'm fucking freezing lads

>>68117313
i literally made that origami dinosaur

Honestly I'm just a shitty person

>>68117332
woah though lad calm down !!!

>>68117212
and that, children, is how canada came to be

>>68117341
im on 32k and struggle to pay rent and bills

>>68117332
ahh, the so-called french kiss

>>68117341
Bout three fifty

>>68117341
19k

>>68117348
Cute
Make more

>>68117341
I'm not sure you can really call anywhere outside London "livable" to begin with 2bh

>>68117341
18k if you live in a towerblock

>>68117267

might resonate with you

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Might go on this big wheel but I'm scared the people selling tickets will think I'm weird on my own

Lads, where can I get one of those big, glass, cola bottle money boxes/jars?

>>68117415
nerd

>>68117396
this
in before country bumpkins calling you a paki
if you don't live in london you have essentially accepted you're not going to succeed in life

>>68117402
>non-scummy area

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>lack of husbando posting

suck a fart out my arse

>>68117371
FINALLY a good post from Canada
I knew this day would come eventually

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>>68117360

>>68117360

Marchisio is the most handsome footballer. A good guy too by all accounts.

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>>68117017

>>68117471
bend over then

>>68117415
if youre handsome act melancholy and somber about it, the female attendant will think you're pondering whether to propose to your 9/10 gf

>>68117457
no no
towerblocks are great now

they're full of gays, old people and loonies (sometimes a mixture of all three)

and the surrounding housing estates have all been knocked down in most places

What would make you happy?

>>68117415
Ferris wheels give me the fear

Possibly 'cause I went on one when I was 14 and it was really, really unstable

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>1 of 12 matches

You are all prawns, floating in a current. A current which I control.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y86zjwdy3tc
K A T E B U S H
A
T
E

B
U
S
H

>>68117452
Why? Most of the people who work in London Banks dont live in London, its crowded and expensive. Hence why trains are busy in the mornings and afternoons.

>>68117504
>towerblocks are great now
>they're full of gays,

shame are stephen didn't get you too :(

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>>68117492
>that font

>>68116864
That flag is racist, please delete it

4 days to write 3000 words
hehe

>>68117512
less boredom

(You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You)
hm?

in a pub having a cheeky pint after work lads. there's a bloke at the next table staring out the window. every time a bus goes past he frantically writes in a notepad. he's tense as fuck, checks his watch all the time. might be a spy. is bus spotting a thing?

>>68117545
the south-east is essentially an extension of london

>>68117602
Pics

>>68117586
70

>>68117570
Literally easy

the only people who live in London are the poor fuckers who were born there and have nothing else to compare their shitty existence to, or those who were forced to move there due to shitty career choices and become bitter and deluded.

no other reason to live there otherwise. unless you like cramped, exorbitantly priced, grimy, polluted, concrete shit-holes filled with rude foreigners and a few rude brits.

>>68117545
>At Cambridge for interview
>Getting train to fly back home
>Notice adverts for London train passes for just £12K a year

How the fuck do people justify charging half the average salary just for a year's train fare

Sometimes I think about getting /fit/

Then I realise it won't make me happy, and would probably make me feel worse when it fails to fix my shitty life.

>>68117602
hes an autist who doesnt like being in public but really likes buses

>>68117608
So if you live in the home counties you are successful, if you live in london you're a wog or a paki. I agree broadly with that desu

*looks out on the Feast of Stephen*

ah yes very impressive

>>68117636
yeah but i have no idea what to write
ah wel it'll be fine

Giz a movie to watch on the 'flix lads

>>68117691
great post 2bqh

>>68117704
500 Days of Summer

>>68117638
This

One of my good friends was born in Chelsea while his dad worked for Deutsche Bank

His dad literally quite his job and took a paycut to get out of London and move to the shires he hated it so much

>>68117704
bad santa

think arabs in France are better than pakis in England

neither are ideal though

>>68117691
Had a little howl at this

>>68117743
Runts need not respond

>>68117704
clockwork orange

Just Kidding Rowling haha.

>>68117681
>>68117602
In the winter its to tell if the blokes on the platforms are paid employees timing the trains or just trainspotters.

>>68117704
Brother from Another Planet

might watch a film tonight

>>68117722
>>68117753
haha cheers lads, look out for more mini-gimmicks like this from me in the future

>>68117748
Ours don't generally go around killing folk m8

>>68117769
kidulthood

might shit myself tonight

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Started my new job as a travel agent
Not a fan of all the airline code shit I have to learn 2bh

>>68117801
t. american on vacation

>>68117799
already picked what im gonna watch though
no need for recs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9p4t5ub5zys

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The bf

Ayyy going to kill myself lads :D

>>68117769
Master and Commander

>>68117824
Birmingham is BHX

fucking NEED a gf NOW

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The gf

>>68117824
Some amount of shite I am supposed to """know""" for my job which I have no clue about. You just make it up, mixed with whatever you can remember then let someone else deal with the problems it creates down the line. Works every time.

Why do Irishmen misbehave around Christmas time?

Because they would starve without the potatoes in the stockings

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how they turn google maps into cities skylines?

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me n the lads

>>68117918
me in the bottom right

>>68117724
>romantic
Stopped reading right there. Fuck off you poof
>>68117758
don't think it's on there la
>>68117768
mmmmm no

>>68117918
BetterImageOverlay

got a part time job for December being a waiter about 30 mins away on the train

Should I take it?

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>>68117963

alright pals

>Voting for anyone outside of the three main parties of Conservatives, Labour and UKIP

nice wasted vote

if your party is polling under 10% it is a non-party.

>>68117918
algorithms + streetview + aerial photography

>>68117963
any godzilla movie then

>>68117920
Poor ol' Curtin on the right died like two weeks before Japan surrendered

>>68117704
Pans Labyrinth

okay buds

>>68118031
>UKIP
>the three main parties

pffthahaha

>>68118041
what is an algorithm really? all i've seen of it is a crude flow chart but i bet that is just an analogy, right?

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>>68117360

:333333333

>>68118097
UKIP is currently polling at 12%, the next biggest party are the LibDems, polling at only 7%

12% is a sizeable figure, enough to be considered a third party

Off to bed cya

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fuck

>>68118170
Except for the SNP

>>68118130
computer code that takes data inputs and produces various outputs

flowcharts are simplifications of sorts

>>68118191
>19:14
Are you alright?

>>68117608
Not sure about that, its nice here, we shop at waitrose not the pakishop as is done in all but central London.


>>68117646
>half their salary
>banks
Believe me nobody likes paying that much, but its the best way to get into work and afford a nice house, in a leafy quiet area. Maybe 20 years ago people would buy a London house but a decent sized one is now about £20 million.

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>>68117360

>>68118200
what's the snp ha ha

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>>68118170

>>68118219
Took a few zopiclones lad don't worry

>>68118143
>be don trump
>shag and marry vapid but beautiful models with perfect features to make a perfect aesthetic child
>spawn out that thing

literally how?

>>68118046
The only one NetflixAU has is Final Wars, I'll pass
>>68118072
Doesn't have this either but I'll torrent it

Need to just get a new 'PN and get other cunts netflix, cable TV still has Netflix by the balls with all their exclusive rights here
fuck sake

business idea: go up to random french niggas on the street and introduce them to grime music

>>68118261
>be don trump
there's your problem

Had rocks thrown at me by some black French people on a school trip once

VAPID CULTURAL MARXISTS

ah yes, immigration at record levels. isn't it great all this diversity and multiracial society?

>>68118272
and let yourself get introduced to french trap

>>68118245
tumblr girl pleb tier

Lads is there an expression like: Doors be open! Like adding be and so, may be in literature? Was not able to find anything on google.

>>68118339
>Conservative party championing immigration
There is no hope for Britain la, abandon ship

want Wales lank to piss off

>>68118041
where do they get HD textures of all these buildings

>>68118200
They got under 5% votes nationally at the last general election

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>>68118339

>>68118399
you mean 190 kg

>>68118402
Mong

>mfw found the guys name, address, phone number and place of work who assaulted my dad and i
What do /brit/?

>>68118390
They actually pledged to reduce immigration

>>68118413
'sheed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrcuWqw2tT8

>>68118413
>Paki censored

literally why

Pakis call each other Pakis all the time

t. Mates with pakis

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>>68118164

>>68118449
Call the police?

>>68118401
they're not HD

it's a mishmash of streetview stuff and satellite/aerial photography

>>68118449
hang your head in shame for being a poofter and having a poofter dad

>December is here already
Fuckin' hell, it doesn't even feel like 2016 happened, went by so fast

>>68118449
>assaulted my dad and i
>had to snoop around online to get his name and address

Runtishness is hereditary I see

>>68118346
nah I've listened to your links before and don't rate it
thst being said I don't rate any trap at all, boring shite

>>68118449
shag him in the arse.
you might call the police or go to his place and wreck shit up, but thats not a real punishment
a normal man never gets back up from being raped, most end up crawling around for their whole life or hang themselves
do it haha poo

*steals your lass*

>>68118471
>tfw come from a municipality called Bolton that is 99% anglo

what happened to england?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbo8AoxsX50
doing a listen

>>68118449
break into his home, beat the shit out of him, tie him up, break his teeth in, castrate him and put his cock in his mouth and leave him there

>>68118492
Hello :3

>>68118402
And almost a third of the seats

Second place is just first loser

hope you lads have put up your tree

>>68118449
buy a gun and shoot the cunt

>>68118533
>lebos check shit at your car
>run up behind you, knock your dad down and king hit you
m8 i didnt even get a chance, might knock his teeth out and make him digest Mortein like the slimy arab cunt he is desu

>>68118584
not arbor day yet

Going out for a drink with the lads. Wish me luck.

>>68118584
did it yesterday desu, love comfy christmas decorations me

>>68118584
Soon
My last Christmas tree was 13 feet tall
Very comfy and Christmassy

Essex............................. Essex........................ Essex........mm..m...mm
.............

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>>68118573
hii

>>68118584
decorated my desk at work

>>68118571
Fucking savage m8, he's a wog, i want to cleanse the wog by making him eat insect spray whilst stomping on the cunts head

>>68118645
me one of the dogs (couldn't decide which)

>>68118629
same did it as soon as clock struck midnight

>you only need around 35% of seats to form a government

doesn't seem too hard

reckon I'll try it

Blueberr Muffin and English toffee cappuccino for lunch lads

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>>68118673
actually me in this pic

>>68118724
*punches you in the gut*

The so-called gf, also referred to as gfaesh

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>>68118697
you just have to pick them up

>>68118697
I only need your mums tight arse to form your sister m8

>>68118449
go to his house and put the windows through at a minimum
if you do nothing you're a pussyole mug

>>68118671
burn his house down

green tea>hot chocolate>tea>coffee

>>68118758
*stabs you in the chops*

>>68118812
Piping hot cup of Lipton black tea > everything

>>68118584
divorcelad here. my house is a house of sadness. no christmas decorations this year.

>>68118823
FOY

>>68118791
Tis the plan, my little green friend

>>68118821
*shoots you in the bollocks*

Just burnt my throat lads

>>68118629
Sacrilege

>>68118742
big boy ;o

Saw a fedora wearing neckbeard in a castro T shirt on my campus today lmao, didn't actually realise these people left their bedrooms

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ej3qm49sQ0g trap choon

Might be a looney but if some football coach was touching me when I was a kid as I got older I would have went back and sorted that poof out.

>>68118823
oh dear oh dear...

*contemplates suicide*

*whinges about life on /brit/*

why am I so ALOOOOOONEEE???
NOBODY LUVS MEH!

*takes anti-depressants*

*muffled exclamations of "normies", "reeeee" and "tfw no gf"*

just came down this canadians throat lads

>>68118854
Don't bother with the windows. Kick his door in. He'll spend all night looking for an intruder, scared out of his wits. Plus he'll need a new door.

Doing a last classes of the semester

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literally all my gfs

>>68118887
fun day?x

>>68118911
Are you making fun of me?

>>68118899
>played football as a kid
>was a catholic and went to mass
>didn't get nonced even once
;_;

>>68118899
Alri Eric

>>68118899
Most of the time you try to forget it, you feel like the attention you'd bring on yourself would be worse than any harm you could do to them. Gotta keep moving and all that
t. was molested

Feel knackered lads

>Option B
Cheeky bit of speed, go to gym in 15 mins, come back, shower, eat, go to a local record shop to listen to a great DJ play records until 1am

>Option B
Eat, shitpost, watch netflix and sleep at 11pm

>>68118918
The bloke is a carpenter, im already prepping shit to slash his tyres and break his car windows tonight, good ol' spark plugs through his house windows too

>>68118984
i pick option b

>>68118984
Option B lad

rip hollande

>>68118261
Got it right with his third wife though

>>68118899

Bristow is a tard. I can only imagine confronting your abuser being a bit like confronting that psychotic bully at school but a lot, lot worse.

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>>68118984
>B
>B

>>68118949
It was OK thanks how was yours? :)

>>68118918
The average Aussie runt on /brit/ is not in any shape to kick a door in

>>68118899
>>68118983

U got to sought him out when you get older or dont look in the mirror glad I am a 4channer proper men

>>68118967
>was a Catholic
>was
Heretics out.

The sperm i spawned from burnt holes in condoms

Ama

>>68118911
don't forget those bloody tories, number 1 enemy of /brit/ards

>>68118998
>>68119006
>>68119021
FUUUUUUCKKKKKKKK, i am tired.

1st option is now option A

vote again pls lads

>>68119032
>sissy brit bois

>>68119032
Most doors are easy to kick down 2bh

>>68118388
Anybody

>>68119071
>i am tired
better do something to pick yourself up then lad ;^)

>>68119040
t. my grandmother

>>68118967

same. Closest I felt to ever getting molested was when I was in the scouts.

>>68119092
Only thing open right now is ur mum, the lads and i are having a round with her right now t b h

>>68118899

Sorry meant paedo not poof

>>68119071
why not both?

>>68119092
>>68118388
"open sesame!"

>>68119025
feeling a bit sad atm :-\

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Have you heard it on the news?
about this fascist groove thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THIS6UxRi60 choon

>>68119123
funny me and the boys here are doing the same

didn't know it was possible to be that fat

>>68119080
>Be weak Aussie cunt
>Approach door
>Weak skeleton leg literally snaps on first kick

>Be strapping British lad
>Unleash a mighty kick
>Door literally shatters like glass even though it's wood

>>68119127
So fall asleep at 11pm whilst listening to techno in a record shop?

Feeling awfully happy about the life of you

>>68119149
really? why? x

want to go shops to buy something that i'm currently unsure of

cold though

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THis HARD Cunt knocks down your down (after throwing a sparkplug through the downstairs window)

what DO you DO?

>>68119189
Dont lie cunt, your back doors get kicked in by the BBC every day.

Clearly im talking about TV licences lad, have you paid yours?

>>68119054
tories are the number 1 enemy of every british citizen after the ipb

>François Hollande will not seek re-election as president of France

what did he mean by this?

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Borrowed a DVD from a woman at work today because I was too awkward to say no.

>>68119092
Not really sure what it means lad
Might be easier to understand in context

>>68119251
GOOD post

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>>68119241
Fuck his boi pucci

>>68119266
good
maybe the new socialist candidate will be good

forgot to eat my advent chocolate :/

>>68119289
Fuck off seppo cunt

>>68119201
sympathy for somebody

are you actually irish btw lol?

>>68119341
sorry to hear about that

Natalie Dormer would be a 10/10 were it not for those pancakes she calls tits
bit of a let down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbamEauMMsY tune

>>68119369
pig

>>68118893
>all those guns and a AK
lol

business idea: advent calendars but with the numbers in order so i don't have to spend 20 minutes finding the right fucking one

>>68119396
never understood the purpose of using FAKE guns in a clip
either its real ones either u dont have any

>ozymandias: me
>comedian: everyone itt, especially Aussies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=836AE8f__BM

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>advent calendars but with the numbers in order so i don't have to spend 20 minutes finding the right fucking one

>>68117031
Depends on department
If you want shelf stacking go for a large supermarket and apply for store assistant positions
Waitrose pay well and have good bonuses, Tesco and Morrisons pay alri too I think
t. Supervisor in small supermarket

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>>68119350
>sympathy for somebody

no I'm not Irish, did I say I was? :S

>>68119443
I just open all the doors at once and eat the chocolate right away. More enjoyable that way.

>>68119333
do you think the socialists will win again? or the conservatives

I don't think FN has a chance to win

>>68119470
mad

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>>68117646
what course and college la?

>>68119475
Fillon looks like a nice candidate. Don't like everything of his but he has the balls and his program is solid
I don't think the socialist actually have a chance but I hope they do something nice. I think Macron from En Marche and Mélenchon from the Front de Gauche might be cooking something interesting
reckon the FN might make it to the 2nd vote but won't win because everyone will vote in opposition to them if they go in the 2nd vote, at least I hope because their program is really shit

midlands engine

>its a my dog barks endlessly every day at the stupid squirrel that sits on my porch all the time episode

>>68119092
"Be" is an old fashioned synonym for "are", like "Be you ok?" Or "We be pirates arrrggghhhh" or "be you angels?" "Nay we are buttmen, rock? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahh hooooooh whoooaaah oh yoooowoooh this is not the greatest song in the world n0 this is just a tribute coulnt remembrt the greatest song in the world yeahhh No this is a tribute oh whoa, it was the greatest song in the world, alright, ot was the greatest song in thr world all riiiight yabababa motherfucking song it was the greatest songn in yhe orlr allll right *scats* *guitar solo* and the peculiar thing is this my friend that song we sang on that fateful nigt it didnt actully sound anyhting like this song!! This is jusy a tribute, yoi gotta believe me, and i wish you were there , just a matter of opinion, ahhh wwha food fah, good god, i gotta love ya? Im so surprised tofind icant stoppaya, on fire im really on fire rich motherfucker defend the chill
Alright
Alright

>>68119439
Seems a lot different from grime

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these aren't the new threads I'm looking for

edging until the apprentice starts so I can do a tribute

Posted from my iPad

>>68119462
>catholic
>related to Richard Keogh
umm lol

gonna clean my teeth and get into bed and go sleepies i reckon

>>68119611
glad I read this post

Friday tomorrow

>>68119648
mate it starts in over an hour

>>68119680

yeah and

>>68119656
I'm not related to him, I know somebody who is related to him by marriage. And he's not even Irish lol, he plays for them because he's too shit to play for England.

>>68119680
hello edging virgin

>>68119728
Hello regular virgin