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My new pants edition

'E RUINED IT FOR ME

co-authoring a wank

>My English lecturer is a feminist who rants about Trump, Brexit and UKIP often
>My History lecturer is a socialist who admired Castro and Marx and thinks Thatcher is the devil
>My Religious Studies lecturer is a christ-tardette who unironically doesn't believe in evolution and seriously believes Jesus Christ will return one day and all the dead will rise again before the rapture and armageddon
>most of my classmates are clueless 16 yr old runts and normie chavs

Ah yes
The re-doing A-Levels meme
Very impressive.

Liverpool is Irish and 12

>>68119824
>Robert the Bruce
>Edward Bruce
This was an Australian victory 2bh

the drumpf reddit has been censored entirely lads

>>68119903
can I do the preface? ;x

>he didn't even shag in freshers or the whole of first year
seriously lads how the fuck is this even possible???

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imagine being a grown adult who is obsessed with the daily mail

>>68119909
For some reason, all of my History Teachers were based af

oops, it's /brit/, I will get 3 (you)s telling me to fuck off to /fr/ :^)

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the so-called 'man who walks the walk'

>>68119945
Ask lickdicki how he managed it

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Ah yes

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kay-on

>>68119977
my mum reads the daily mail religiously

Wish I had a sweet job that involved living on some nice Caribbean island in the sub.

>>68119982
Nova Scotia

>>68119939
in what way

>>68120013
No, i live in Ontario

>>68119994
Does she believe what she reads? Does she think the immigrants are coming to get her?

if you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all

9 cans of ravioli.

>>68120048
yeah

>>68120052

>>68119980
it's only possible if you never leave your room or punch every female within 5 metres of you

in fact I actually rate lisicki for managing to stay a virgin, it's a lot harder not to have sex and the madman actually did it

>>68119914
me after a marathon wank

>>68120060
Up the shitter

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me irl

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>>68119977

>hate doesn't sell

yet the "hate" papers, (mail/express/sun) have a circulation of 4 million combined, and the guardian only musters 178,000.

>>68120026
it's gone completely off the front page

>>68120063
Why? Is she some working class woman who hates foreigners or something?

Sounds like one of those "concerned mums" who basically want porn banned.

Can any oldest ally tell me the diference between an apprentice and a trainee?

cbf to post here

>>68119979
But can he talk the talk

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*cracks knuckles in preparation*

>>68120119
One has to be legally paid the minimum wage, the other does not.

>>68120119
Apprentice is learning a trade, a trainee is just any regular pleb

>>68120115
middle class, closet racist, thinks red bull is a gateway to smoking weed

she'd shit herself if she knew i spent the last 3 years sniffing class a's desu

Business idea: gifs but with sound

>>68120103
what about the independent?

>>68119978
french are basically brits with different grammar
you're welcome here

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Record numbers of EU migrants came to Britain last year as more Romanians came to Britain than those from any other nation for the first time.

The Office for National Statistics said an unprecedented 284,000 EU citizens arrived in the UK in the year to June, which covers a period up to and just after the referendum.

One in ten migrants have come from Romania, reflecting a huge rise since migration controls were lifted in 2014.

EU net migration, which excludes UK citizens who went to other EU states, was at 189,000.

*cracks head in preparation*

poo

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>>68119824

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>>68120135

>>68120198
You'll be hanging high on the day of the rope

>>68120187
Dead

>>68120060
I ROLL WITH MY KITTIES AND IM HARD AS FUCK

>>68120147
>>68120149

I thought apprentices were only for low tier jobs like electricians or carpenters. Do they apply to all jobs?

>>68120160
What do they smell like?

>>68119977
Good thing that the guardian is on the verge of bankruptcy

Got called a racist in breggsit earlier lads

>>68120187

55k
and 271k for the i
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_newspapers_in_the_United_Kingdom_by_circulation#Daily_newspapers

>>68120186
business idea: suicide but committed by (you)

>>68120160
Why does she hate them so much? Just because of what she reads in the mail? Doesn't she think critically about whether or not articles are true?

>>68120248
>>68120279
fuck off

>>68120286

Guardian readership has halved since 2010 wtf

Lol what sort of grandpas buy newspapers anymore.

can we stop the "brits and frogs are besties" meme now? smelly rude bellends the lot of them

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ASSERTING REDDIT FLAGS DOMINANCE

>>68119944
fuck off scouse cunt

>>68119910
fuck off wool

>>68120063
'aww yeh oim frum essix haha' fuck off second hand cockney towie cunt

>>68119897
a province named after fucking scotland state of you mate dnb is shit fuck off

>>68120093
fuck off cunt wales no1 seasides all other seasides a shit fuck devon

>>68120135
fuck off 190kg fat shite glamorgan niggers are the cancer of wales

>>68120324
Appeals more to younger people and they don't buy papers.

Older people buy papers to read about how everything bad is someone else's fault, be it poor people or immigrants or whoever.

You absolute munter

>>68120215
Win all the battles you want, but you still can't conquer us.

Should i go out alone tonight lads

>>68120269
petrol

>>68120308
i wouldn't say it's hate, it's just not liking foreigners in general really, wouldn't say it's because of the mail either

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I'm hungry lads, what should I do?

>>68119909
>my english prof is a kind man who doesn't talk about politics
>my history professor is a outright conservative
who still shits on trump (as any real conservative should)

Feels great

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>wales

wont be responding

>>68120375
get fucked sheep shagger

>>68120198
I agree

>>68120225
I...think I disagree

how are current wars different from old wars lads

>>68120404
Eat your leftovers

>>68120412
surprisingly good post

>>68120404
Take a poo?

>>68120417
i may shag sheep but at the least the sheep isn't my fat moustached first cousin fuck off brummie paki shite

>>68120404
eat yourself

>>68120429
they're current

taking a wank

>>68120429
Breitbart is "at war" with Kellogg's (cereal company)

in bed with lights off and my comfy trackies on :x

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we were the bad guys in ww2, end of

>>68120402
You should report your mother to the police, or possibly even an intelligence agency.

>>68120402
Lel old middle class women are always afraid of foreigners for some reason.

There'd my wank go?

>>68120412
shit post apply yourself

>>68120451
Id rather fuck my cousin than a sheep you sick bastard

>>68120431
>leftovers
good show

>>68120479
pics

>>68120490
no

>>68120506
bit dark for that :/

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>>68120506
>lights off
artists impression

>>68120458
okay hmm

>>68120478
very interesting. I like how you phrase a news source and a private company as having the ability to fight a war, interesting commentary on the centrality of the state in conflict

>>68120524
What's he all dolled up for?

>>68120503
t. rasheed from brampton, ontario

sheep shagging is an ancient welsh art form

Josh Thomas.

>>68120258
It depends on the local law and what they've decided are "licensed trades", i.e. an area you must have a license to trade in as a professional. Something might be considered a trade in the UK and not here

Never heard the word "apprentice" applied to anything outside of people learning a trade but there's a lot more than just electricians and carpenters and that sort, I know bakery is a trade as well for example

>>68120429
War...war never changes.

>>68120557

the brother's wedding

>>68120557
gettin ready to plow your mum init

>>68120595
t. clausewitz

>Cousin fucking and sheep shagging
Thought you were talking about Iceland for a second there haha

>>68120429
war has changed

might just do it

(fuck a guy that is)

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>>68120518
>>68120529

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>yanks

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friendly reminder that if you're canadian and your province isn't named after a member of the royal family you should really just end it

>>68120572
what do you want?

Alright fuckwits

>>68120584
But do you consider Engineering to be a "trade"? Do they give apprenticeships there in that area?

>>68120572
ye?

eating some fruitloops

>>68120675
heyy x

>>68120675
Hi x

>>68120698
wuu2?

>>68120681
engineering companies have loads of apprenticeships

>>68120691
are they fruity?

bashing some fruitloops

>>68120725
doing my best

Lewis Hamilton seems like a wanker.

How do you deal with these being illegal in the UK lad mates?

>Aggressive whipping
>Caning
>Spanking
>Role-playing as non-adults
>Physical restraint
>Humiliation
>Water sports
>Physical or verbal abuse, regardless of >consent
>Penetration by any object associated with >violence
>Female ejaculation
>Strangulation
>Face sitting
>Fisting

>>68120681
"Engineering" is a pretty broad term lad, generally trades are more hands on type of work

bashing my bollocks

>>68120772
pics

Going for a poo

>>68120759
I watch German porn instead

>>68120792
see >>68120529

>>68120691
Are they loopy?

>>68120691
>>68120740
Also, are they loopy?

>>68120759
I don't watch porn and only lie with women I'm willing to die for, so it's pretty easy to deal with.

>>68120799
vids

>>68120758
So goes Connor McGregor

Stop filtering American flags

>>68120758
can't stand normans defending his shit team conduct

>>68120759
>Water sports
>Female ejaculation
>Physical of verbal abuse
>Strangulation
Only care about these desu.

>>68120801
see >>68120639

>>68120758
Correct

>>68120817
But doesn't it mean that the activities are illegal in your own bed too soon?

>>68120846
can't see it's too dark

>>68120866
you actually live in the arctic don't you? :L

windy and rainy out

>>68120900
ye

I HAVE NO HEIR!

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>>68120759
watching some facesitting at this very moment desu

>>68120864
No, it's just for porn but even if it wasn't I only have sex with women I love in the missionary position for the sole purpose of pro-creation within the confines of a Christian marriage.

>>68120817
I wish I had a fedora image saved.

just woke up from a dream where I had a really nice Chrome theme & UI

>>68120830
Who's that?

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thinking about luisa

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>I wish I had a fedora image saved.

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>>68120970
Here amigo

>>68121029
Fuck off yanks

>>68121024
Cheers senpai.

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>>68120971
i dream of Ui as well

What are you lads asking Santa for this year?

>>68121003
Some twat

Had a huge shit lads
Came out as one solid loaf too

>>68121052
A swift demise.

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>>68121019
Good post

>>68119909
its weird but i never really felt like i was getting much political propaganda at uni. uni made me a radical centrist if anything.

>>68121052

death to traitors, freedom for britain

>>68121052
bf

>>68121052
>santa
FOY
O
Y

>>68121052
presents for trin and a fur coat so i can get back together with lucy

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Possibly the biggest LAD in history

>>68121052
Calexit

>>68121052
a will to live

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Business idea: post a collage of the gf and i to make you all jealous

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>>68121100
good lad

>>68121118
battyman

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doing a listen to Sabaton

>>68121052
big willy

can be attached to me or not, dont really mind

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas

>>68121125
>Almost 30 stone
Yeah. He was a big lad

>>68121189
good lad

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>doing a listen to Sabaton

>>68121198
Rorke twat

>>68120375
>fuck off 190kg fat shite glamorgan niggers are the cancer of wales

legit the edgiest post I've ever read on /brit/

>>68121162
Why would they spend millions of pounds to fly a man to Kazakhstan?

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starts with a little drinkypoo

imagine having bad taste in music lmao top pleb

got some chicken thats still in date but smells and feels a bit off.

probably shouldn't risk it should i lads?

God save the Queen

so what do you say when someone asks you what you do in your free time? running of ideas and can't tell them i read other peoples nonsensical conversations online for hours on end

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>>68121312
I feel as though music's peaked with Grimes tbf

>>68121256
>replying to a 19 (NINETEEN) minute old post

state of you

>>68121161
Wouldn't mind letting her take my wicket 2bh

>>68121298
alright randy
here's $200 for groceries
here's $1400 for liquor

>>68119915
Noice

>>68121377
doing the gimmick all wrong mate

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very lonely

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Some girl just dropped her coffee on the floor infront of me, picked up the cup, and bolted lads fucking crying

>>68121407
Haha

>>68121349
"im an author"
and if they ask for some of your written work show them /brit/

@68121399
no

>>68121407
*cuddles up to you*

>>68121368
>music peaked at grimes

>C-ALLAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-THORNIAHHHHH XD
>MY FANS ARE JUST HIPSTERS
>C-ALLAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-THORNIAHHHHH XD

If she was a man, she wouldn't have turned into a mainstream retard and cry when her fans don't like it.

>>68121298
Got around to watching S7 and over last week
Show went to fucking trash, will not be watching them again

>>68121426
>coffee

that's clearly milk or something

>>68121407
serves you right for being yourself

should have aimed higher

>>68121426`
hmmmmmmm
what are you doing in the mall alone?

>>68121426
Post willy

>tfw parents are vegetarian so have to wait for them to finish cooking before i can even cook my food

fss lads

Got a dominos and catching up on the walking dead in bed.... but all good things don't last, Iv got a night shift in 3 hours

Lads, I chose option B.

Delighted to hear that the Art History A-level has been saved!

>>68121507
fuck off murderer

would anyone here be willing to tell me who they bought their christmas tree from?

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4 chapters into mein kampf. hitler really had life figured out lads.

https://twitter.com/Chloe_Chattty/status/804034234906247177

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>Art History

good post

>>68120146
ah yes jo cox was murdered because of the DM

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>>68121477
Coffee has milk in it mong

>>68121500
Im on campus waiting for my class to start

Paul Martin was the best PM we ever had

>>68121640
>Coffee has milk in it mong
only gay coffee. typical for a canadian probably

only drink it black

choon

https://youtu.be/4YL33hWjUwA

>>68121573
Would someone fedora this for me

>>68121667
Yes the girl was quite gay

>>68121667
fuck off homophobe

is rotary a good watch brand

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me and the mrs

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>Would someone fedora this for me

>>68121751
can anyone confirm whether deano is wearing makeup or not?

hitler was shit at painting

>>68121751
if the temperature ever got above 20 degrees both of them would probably burst into flames because of all the fake tan

>>68121751
More of her? Preferably in that outfit

found a new favourite colour

if you don't rate me shame on you

>>68121751
Deano and his Iranian gf Nasrin

>>68121780
>>68121856
FONC

alright lads? essex in the house yeah? reply to my text you fucking knob?

>>68121847
I rate you
I rate you 2/10

>>68121847
do I rate you? Maybe
do I rate Pogba? not a chance

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>Would someone fedora this for me

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>>68121780
The guy not only wears makeup but brags about it on Instagram

>>68121847
I give you a 2.5 out of 10

Going to write an otto-biography lads

is saying a racist word racist in itself? like just saying the word, no context, not directed towards anyone or anything.

just had a bit of stupid debate with a flatmate, i said if it isnt directed towards someone then it cant be racist.

>>68121846
what is it?

>>68121868
in bed

>>68121911
he bought that for her you eejit

>>68121911
is she Jewish?

>>68121911
The image only suggest that he's bought that makeup for his gf.

>>68121918
Yea it is racist dumb twat

You don't say it for no reason

>>68121918
"racist" is literally a meaningless word m8

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In celebration of Art History being saved.

Post good British art

>>68121918
If it's a term that wasn't originally meant to be used as a racial slur, but then turned into one then it's ok

>>68121927
and have his hands dropped off then?

>>68121967
hmm don't think it is pally, it just gets thrown around a bit easily

Am I being haunted or something lads? I woke up this morning to someone shouting my name from downstairs, went to go and check and no one was there. Fucking weird honestly.

ɑlri lɑds

how ɑre we ɑll then?

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>>68121780
Is this the face of a man who wears makeup?

Why dont we call Irish posters Irelad

>>68121991
a sleep mayhaps

>>68121965
But that makes no sense, if its just a word said aloud with no direction.

Spoke to the possible lesbo girl in my class quite a bit today lads, made her laugh quite a lot too.

Wish there was a way of finding out if she's actually a lesbian.

Runt activities:
>watching wrestling
>shopping at iceland
>smoking rizlas
>eating at greggs regularly
>listening to edm outside of clubs

>>68121991
what a lad does with his hands under the covers is up to him

>>68122031
We call them 3" willy lad

>>68122029
Did they escape from Madame Tussauds?

>>68122020
no its literally meaningless apart from being a jewish tool to browbeat the goyim into submission

>>68122041
ask her

>>68122026
Something is not quite right with this post

>>68122042
>went to iceland recently because I'd forgotten what it was like

It's unbelievably depressing

>>68122034
Why are you saying a racist word in the first place

>>68122029
reece is like an android, he doesn't look human

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Hope none of you lads have been watching any female ejaculation videos today.

>>68122052
mentioned

>>68122033
>>68122046
alright fucking EIDF i surrender

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>no its literally meaningless apart from being a jewish tool to browbeat the goyim into submission

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Is this the face of a man who wears makeup? I think not. Hes got the body of a Greek god, why would he need it

>>68122041
just ask her you battyman

>>68122029
well, it bloody well does look like it

just can't be sure, hence why I was asking if it was confirmed

>>68122079
Whɑt's wrong lɑd?

>>68121991
>>68121868
yes hello one minute please

>>68122046
this is true, they were a bit busy

>>68122088
Quite familiar with this

>>68122031
we're called paddy, mick, O'something etc

Marry, fuck, kill

Michelle Obama
Hillary Clinton
Theresa May

>>68122094
Thats the thing, you're not saying it for any reason other than just to say it aloud.

Flatmate relunctantly conceded anyway.

>>68122109
How's the ol' pecker la?

>>68122057
nah mate it's a real word, it's in the dictionary and if you described someone as a racist or something as racist everybody would know what you meant

>>68122063
>>68122127
I can't just ask her that's rude

Reminder that reece has a GREAT complexion, and you RUNTS mock him for wearing makeup. It's like mocking a tall person for wearing stilits because they're rall

>>68122170
There must be a reason as to why you chose to say a racist word rather than literally any other

Which one of you lads made this?

https://twitter.com/Good2BAGooner/status/804324684972101632

>>68122209
who the fuck is reece

should i message that one decent looking lass i got off with in a club like 4 months ago

got a strange desire to but probably a bit awkward at this point

>>68122179
still small
I've got a social life again tho because I started hanging out with some old m8s so things are ok desu

>>68122188
if you have confidence and good looks it's not

trust me

>>68122232
What if the reason is just to say it?

>>68120215
crazy how we same country n shiet

>>68122250
no she doesn't remember who you are

>>68122266
That's not a reason and you very well know that

>>68122250
nothing to lose

>>68122185
theyd know what you meant because its a jewish trigger word used to shut down resistance to their global power structure

>>68122250
nah

weird

>>68122260
Glad to hear

What do you guys do for fun?

>>68122243
Lurk more you dim little rodent.

>November 2015
>fancy a cute girl
>eventually she finds out and reveals to me that she's a lesbian on the 18th
>November 2016
>fancy a cute girl
>eventually go on a date with her and lose my virginity on the 18th
>later admits that she realises she's a lesbian
>...
>turns out both girls were born on the same day and know each other


What happens in November 2017?

>>No one
Nigger

>>68122250
messaged a girl a week later and she never replied

4 months is probably too long

>>68122299
>ive never heard myself say this word or i want to say this word for no particular reason
>say it

racism isn't bad, it's just morally indefensible. The idea that people should be discriminated against due to factors beyond their control is not valid.

>>68122315
drink and chase women

>>68122330
i don't give a flying shit though

>>68122265
Nah I'm not confident enough nor do I know her well enough to get away with it.

>>68122287
she does

need more wine knowledge my lads

>>68122398
prove it

>>68122309
you the schizolad?
hows it going haha

>>68121573
it's a fucking dull and boring book

>>68122309
Tim?

>>68122405
red>white>>>>>>>rose

>>68122405
There's red and white wines
There's no reason to spend over $4/bottle

business idea: shill for the lib dems constantly including irl

new
>>68122471
>>68122471
>>68122471
>>68122471

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2QyjM0JvZQ

Jewish music tb h

>>68122417
t. schlomo sheckelberg