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>>68114457
very good post

wassup with all these fuckniggas

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kay-on

emasculate me daddy

>>68114507
Go to your room

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>>68114503
good post

Starting the think the anti-Oz poster is right tbqh

this is a GOOD thread

>>68114518
*seductively walk towards my room and gesture you to follow me*

>>68114511
/pol/ are the sort of dunces who would've thought arming the mujahideen to fight the Soviets in Afghanistan was a good idea

Me (blonde) with my bud (the british one)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kuqOWLg3Tc

>if you take nonce if you shield yourself from surveillance

mind-blowing. what next you're a terrorist if you password protect your phone?

you express reading greggs-munching cannon-fodder need to wise up

>That doesn't stop me from drawing the curtains when I get dressed

Yeah but if instead of drawing the curtains you moved house I'd know something was up.

Nothing to hide nothing to fear is an idiotic phrase, but the amount of fear you showed for the IPA means you DEFINITELY have something to hide. Probably a nonce who likes to groom kids in real life you sick fuck, else you'd use tor. Shocked you didn't go to Thailand.

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>/pol/ are the sort of dunces who would've thought arming the mujahideen to fight the Soviets in Afghanistan was a good idea

give me songs that will make me feel like shit lads

preferably in the rock genre

>>68114511
>hezbollah
>palistine
>good guys

>>68114511
struggle to disagree

>>68114617
>dey kill duh joos so dey is gud

>>68114457
>being proud of something your peasant ancestors dindu

Australia everyone

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>/pol/ are the sort of dunces who would've thought arming the mujahideen to fight the Soviets in Afghanistan was a good idea

>>68114604
you're a bit dense aren't you.

/brit/?
...
...more like...
...
...
.../shit/

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>>68114502
went to that cathedral earlier mate

>>68114643
Look at his flag.

>>68114635
>having nothing to be proud of

France, everyone

>thinking there's a good side in the middle
just nuke the lot (israel and palestine included)

>>68114635
>being arsepained at the failings of your ancestors
France everyone

>>68114596
wtf where did you get a video of me with my british friend?

General BetrayUs

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Business idea: The United Kingdom joins the Confederacy of Independent Systems

that documentary about blackpool grime was funny as shit

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>Business idea: The United Kingdom joins the Confederacy of Independent Systems

>>68114705
Stop impersonating me

>>68114718
You can join the United States as our 51st state :3

>>68114643
Alri nonce

>>68114597

excellent post

>>68114686
Yea, basically creating England was not really something to be proud of

>>68114694
delet this or I call the emus

>>68114709
Good post

Need a bf

drinking 30 jagermeisters
not having any alcohol
having you on
yanking your leg
grabbing a ghoul
tweaking
thank you
*skanks off stage to rapturous applause*

>>68114760
read the rules of 4chan.
the consider the likelihood of someone being able to relocate countries at a drop of a hat.

hearthstone expansion today

not really hyped but have gold so might as well open some packs

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>>68114511
>First stage redpill- "I support the rebels because they're heroes, and i love democracy"
>Second stage redpill - "I support le based assad man because he is anti-Jew and Putin likes him"
>Third stage redpill- "I support no sides, i have come to understand that my opinion has no bearing on the outcome whatsoever"
>Final stage blackpill (few ever reach this stage)- "I support ISIS because they are the most entertaining and will continue the war forever, providing endless spectacles for me to enjoy. I am also aware that my support of ISIS is post-ironic and has no influence on the outcome"

>>68114767
>the normans were french
mate

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>>68114503
>>68114542
good posts

got called a bloodclaht in Brixton today lads

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>>68114767
>france created england

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>hearthstone expansion today
>not really hyped but have gold so might as well open some packs

>>68114767
shut it you nonce

>>68114790
Which is exactly what you said you did.

IT STILL HITS ME LIKE A ROCK

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>>68114748
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXzIelt75e0

>>68114851
yes that is what i've done. I have moved to switzerland.

>>68114856
CIS WHITE MALE

>>68114856
choon

>>68114869
Because you're a kiddy fiddler

Some runt just guessed every question on the chase to get £50000

>>68114543
Anti-Oz poster is always right. Aussies are literally the Jews of the Empire.

>>68114457
>Edward the Black Prince

Just WATCH how whitey STILL pretends there weren't any Africans in Medieval England. The royalty were black ffs

>>68114889
no

BEANS ON TOAST(ies)

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got called a penguin in lyon lads

also drinking wine and it's fucking horrid

>>68114804
>>68114826
hehehehe

gimme more (you) or we invade again!

>>68114905
Daily reminder the Black Prince was French

We're the OG kangz

>>68114804
The ones that invaded the British Isles basically were.

The swissnonce didn't actually move to Switzerland you mugs, he's using a VPN and claiming he moved as plausible deniability

Similar to Ribena speaking in the third person

>>68114938
dont care mate

this is a british general

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxuJ3RosR80

I remember back in year 10 when this banger was released

Anyone got any good slags lads?

can we bring back "melt" as a slur please thanks

>>68114889

ahh yes, accusing someone of something with no proof other than he dislikes a draconian law.

>>68114938
ah yes, graffiti """""art"""""

>>68114958
>year 10
its called 3rd year or S3

Would you rather be ugly with a big nice penis or v attractive with a small willy?

Both sound fine to me since I'm ugly with a small willy

>>68114950
wouldnt surprise me, he said he moved because of the snoopers charter, but he only appeared the day after it passed

don't reckon you can make all the preparations to move and then move to another country in 1 day

>>68114958
>year 10
>2013

hmm

>>68114950
no i moved nad i'm not a nonce

>>68114938
>also drinking wine and it's fucking horrid
do one

>>68114992
twat

>>68114958
>Released 2013
>Year 10
Fuck off literal child

>>68115004
both sound undesirable to me as i'm handsome with a big willy

>>68114975
I dislike it too, he moved cross continent in less than 7 days (or so he claims).

Something's up.

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Question on the chase
>The first humans lived on what continent?
>Africa
>Correct

>2013 was 10 years ago
Time flies and we missed the plane, lads

>>68114958
fucking dire
just like I remember it

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>live in a flat block in east london
>guy next door is french
>another guy on the floor below is french
>also italians, portugese and spanish not to mention the ethnics

can't wait until brexit makes all those filthy continentals go home. not even mad that the pakis will stay, just to see the looks on their garlic munching faces

Reminder that there are only around five Australian posters who make 90% of the Australian posts on /brit/

>>68115062
all me

>>68115051
They should have asked the country tbqh, continent is too easy

Reminder that the only good Aussie is a dead Aussie

>>68114951
>/fr/ means "francophone thread"
>/brit/ means "british thread"

And you cucks from the colonies still defend them.
They don't give 2f about you

>>68115055
this fake news site must be stopped

>>68115062
4 are top lads ngl

>68115062
There's more la, it's just early atm

>>68115028
only drinking it because it's free and they wouldn't let me have a beer
likely going to leave half of it and fuck off out

>>68115061
but mummy may said euro nationals still in the UK can stay

quickly reply to this post with paul joseph watson images

>>68115084
colonials are more welcome than frog bastards

Considering switching to white whiskey

Thoughts?

>>68115084
bugger off JF

"British" means GB, AusNZ

also sort of welcome are Canadians and Irish, as well as the rest of the commonwealth

Yanks are tolerated

Continentals are DEFINITELY not allowed

I'm not going to be ashamed of being gay just because you're a Christian

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>>68115107

>>68115084
>implying all of us are actually Australian

>>68115039
>>68115020
>year 10
>15 years old
3 years later
>18 years old
>literal child

alri lad

>>68114999
FOY - every normal person calls it by the year

A lot of alcoholics in here

>>68115075
gonna take a punt and say ethiopia

>people who arent british posting in /brit/
hahaha thats ding dong merrily on high!

>tfw can't blog post because of the flag

does my head in a bit.

>>68115100
me the one left out

and betty when you call me you can calll meeee al

>>68115160
Oh my days

Reminder that Iceland is Anglo btw

>>68115151
>18
>not a child
Just fuck off

>>68115166
>not getting a french VPN like me
mong

>>68114999
Fuck off old timer

>>68115159
correct

>>68115190
I moved to switzerland because i prefer their approach to these sorts of things.

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>I live in south east england

>>68115166
just get used to it la

>non brits using british slang
TDDMOH

>>68115136
>"British" means GB, AusNZ
>AusNZ

Erm, no sweetie.

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Hmm

>>68115240
the absolute state of that lot

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>fat """people"""

>tfw international student
>people on /int/ think im british all the time
>use this to bring down the reputation of british posters

ahh yes

you have 10 seconds to name a party that voted against the snoopers charter

business idea: freedom of movement between /brit/ and /fr/

>>68114457
Why you guys feel so insecure ?
We both know who is superior.

I'm a french with germanic blood, pretty much the epitome of the high french cast. Besides, french comes from the germanic francs.

And France is actually the core of the most relevant part of the world.

Not so fast, son, aka us of a.

And don't forget my other son britain, Dieu et ton droit viennent de la terre millénaire de la gagne même quand la défaite est omniprésente. La France à jamais dans l'histoire de l'humanité, le centre du monde.

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sometimes when i'm feeling low i remember my cock's 7.8 inches long and it cheers me up. shallow i know, but i cant help it

>>68115298
shannot be reading a single word mate

>>68115287
The English Migrants Party has no MPs, but issued a statement against it's passing.

>>68115286
where you from?

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>>68115298

>>68115119
Your words hurt me

;_;

>>68115136
France is technically also an island.

>>68115304
but you like men

>>68115240
Me in the middle with my Poz lads

>>68115229
>Implying Aussies and New Zealanders aren't more British than Scots, Welsh and Norns

um, yes sweetie x

i want to take down the MP of my local constituency back home in blighty.

any ideas on how to?

all french people should be killed

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>>68115286
BLOODY JF

Anyone got any spare reasons to live?

Asking for a mate.

>>68115348
GCQH are tracing you as we speak

>>68115326
who?

>>68115304
not really shallow tbf, we all need something to cheer us up

when I'm moody I remember that I'm reasonably clever and fairly good looking and so, even if life is shite right now, it's not going to be that way for long.

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Sometimes when I'm happy I remember my cock is 4 inches long and I get depressed

>>68115337
>France is technically also an island.
extrapolate

>>68115342
Sorry Brucie, but pulling pints in some backstreet London boozer doesn't make you British.

You have to go back.

>>68115329
can't say my mate browses /brit/ he'd recognize me in an instant

man dont run out of bars

JFs in

>>68115298
If you say so.

>>68115401
I wouldn't worry, they're probably a bit too refined for your political tastes. Stick with your Labour-Tory dichotomy kid

fuck sake forgot to buy bars at tesco

I know you man might just run out of frogs

>>68115408

>>68115385
Literally not doing anything wrong anyway.

I just want his constituents to know about his shortcomings in terms of turning up to parliament and representing their interests and then vote accordingly next time round.

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Just realised I cocked up my medical school application lads

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I wonder what GHCQ intern is reading my posts.

Does he (or she hehe) laugh at what I write?

>>68115456
*lend you some*

>>68115464
GREAT post

*grows Psilocybin mushrooms*
hehehe

Westminster is deliberately keeping Scotland poor.

>>68115480
haha nice job spacker
*walks off and chats to someone else*

>>68115486
funnily enough there is a GHCQ intern who posts in /brit/. so i guess him.

>>68115352
come get some boi

>>68115442
Ahah t'es amer pédé rouquin.

>>68115522
great lads

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Just a reminder that frogs murdered this man because they couldn't beat him in a fair fight

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i liek tonee bler, do yuo like tonee bler?

(((Suzanne Evans))) is UKIPs new health spokesman

>>68115480
dont care

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>tfw happy with just achieving above avg
chose the happy life, so I did

I need to just accept that I'm a runt. When the girl you thought likes you says "your friends really fit, is he single" it just hammers it home 2bh.

How do I just remove wanting a gf from my brain? It's done nothing but make me miserable.

>>68115530
>boi
hahaha thats ding dong merrily on high!

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Britain is fucked isn't it, lads?

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>>68115558
I DNT LIEK TONY BLER!

>>68115537
>Ugh! Who invited anon again!

when I ever I enter any party

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>>68115562
Aim low so there isn't far to go is my philosophy

>>68115562
>so I did
ah to be sure to be sure
begorrah

>>68115568
cucked by biological urge to procreate

>>68115568
When you get a gf you'll realise how shit having a gf is.

arguments, the expectation to pay for things, guilt-tripping, imbalances of all sorts, selective willingness to have sex.

>>68115568
Request a chemical castration

>>68115615
cuck

>>68115600
It's shit really. It's clearly not meant to happen for some of us so it would be nice to just switch it off.

>>68115596
If you expect the worst, you can never be disappointed.

I apply this to family, friends and most importantly, myself. never aim high, you'll just hate yourself when you inevitably fail.

>>68114457
WTF France? Upgrade a cannons already.

>>68115568

I would love to kill any of my sexual urges instantly while maintaining full brain function.

Is there a point where it gets so cold it's no longer even comfy? I am LITERALLY wearing two jumpers with the heating on full blast.

>>68115615
If I had a gf I'd probably hate that too. One of the big problems is I don't think anything would make me genuinely happy.

>>68115596
it's so much easier
>6/10 slim low maintenance gf
>fairly regular sex
>good (not amazing) grades
>likely to have a decent job on graduating

>>68115629
think im very slowly getting over it with age. still delude myself sometimes though and that backfires of course

Normies are vile creatures
They will. Be first against the wall

>>68115448
arent australians meant to be manly?

English capt. to R. Surcouf : "you french are greedy, you do it for the money when we, britons, do it for honour ! "
Surcouf answered :"anyone does it for what he misses".

What's the difference between a trans person who is not transitioning and a non-trans person who is not transitioning?

>>68115672
Brag brag brag
We get it, you have an amazing life fuck off and die

>>68115596
2.1 35k by 30 and victorian terrace in that bit of town that used to be a slum but is kind of nice now is the goal

>>68115626
>>68115660
it sweird because there are the highs, when you feel glad that someone in the world is there loving you.

on the other hand you sort of realise that women are raised to be incredibly selfish by default, and generally are not even remotely interested in anything you are. Also initially having a gf is p cool, because you're like best friends, but its almost as though once you're assured that you have each other yuo stop trying.

>convinced myself for years that i wanted to just be alone
>gone years without friends, family or a gf
>lived as an unsociable recluse, hardly ever leave the flat
>start getting older and feel really fucking lonely and miserable
>don't know how to make friends, repair relationship with family or get a gf

I'm done, fellas. ;_;

going to have to appeal to the normies if we are to win the class war comrades

listening to slowdive and wondering if tonight is the night

>>68115676
It's the false dawns that are worst. Where you think things are actually working out. They never do obviously, but for a short while you delude yourself and think they might. Then it all comes crashing down.

>>68115640
иди нaхyй

>>68115692
7/10 banter

>>68115719
>t. has had one gf

>>68115711
it's not amazing lad, it's just decent

Can't get a girlfriend lads haha

>>68115722

we're your mates lad, chin up.

>>68115731
how old are you anon?

>>68115763
It's cuz you're ugly

*cuts some shapes*

>>68115749
more than you've had.

unironically like the french

>>68115596
This, going to be so so happy with my semi detached house and skinny fat wife.

>>68115775
24. Feel about 40 though.

>>68115774
>goldman sachs
kek

>>68115801
you are not over it haha

>>68115774
lel almost all of Trumps cabinet are establishment "big club" members

>>68115722
Worried this is happening to my roommate desu.

He doesn't have any friends of his own and he says he doesn't want any. Getting him outside is a chore let alone out with me to meet people, that never happens. He says he likes being alone yet he talks about how much better life has been since he moved out of his parents house (who he never spoke to) and into a shared flat (we interact daily), doesn't he see life could also be even more better if he got a friend or two and regularly interacted with them?

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>>68115774
>Queen Elizabeth in the building

FOY, Liz was for Brexit

>>68115825
yeah i'm still going out with her lmao

>>68115795

making me semi-hard, not even gay haha

>>68115819
wew lad hope im content with it by that age

>>68115774
>Queen Elizabeth

I thought she was okay with Brexit

>>68115808
>hateful, angry message
>enjoyable webm of cute feet making a lad do big cums

Not sure I understand the juxtaposition.

>>68115774
>podesta
heh

>>68115836

t. gove

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THE PERU CRADLE OF THE ARYAN WHITE SUPERIOR, WE ARE THE GREATEST WORLD POWER ABOVE THE INFERIOR GERMAN NEGROS, PERU DEVELOPED COUNTRY, SUPER WORLD POWER, NUCLEAR POWER, INVENTORS OF THE ATOMIC BOMB, WEALTH AND GOLD WE ARE OVER, WE DO NOT KNOW POVERTY AND MISERY, IN COMPARISON OF THE MISERABLE COUNTRY OF GERMANY TO WHICH WE WILL WIN A QUESTION OF MINUTES WITH OUR ADVANCED ARMY AND GREAT TECHNOLOGY, HITLER TREMBLED TO THE PERUVIAN POWER, WE FINISHED WITH THE GERMANS IN THE SECOND WORLD WAR, THE GERMAN IS A LOWER BEING, SMALL AND SUBJECT NEXT TO A PERUVIAN INCA SUPERIOR, THEREFORE PERU LOWER GERMAN PERU, AND HEIL ATAHUALPA

THE PERU CRADLE OF THE ARYAN WHITE SUPERIOR, WE ARE THE GREATEST WORLD POWER ABOVE THE INFERIOR GERMAN NEGROS, PERU DEVELOPED COUNTRY, SUPER WORLD POWER, NUCLEAR POWER, INVENTORS OF THE ATOMIC BOMB, WEALTH AND GOLD WE ARE OVER, WE DO NOT KNOW POVERTY AND MISERY, IN COMPARISON OF THE MISERABLE COUNTRY OF GERMANY TO WHICH WE WILL WIN A QUESTION OF MINUTES WITH OUR ADVANCED ARMY AND GREAT TECHNOLOGY, HITLER TREMBLED TO THE PERUVIAN POWER, WE FINISHED WITH THE GERMANS IN THE SECOND WORLD WAR, THE GERMAN IS A LOWER BEING, SMALL AND SUBJECT NEXT TO A PERUVIAN INCA SUPERIOR, THEREFORE PERU LOWER GERMAN PERU, AND HEIL ATAHUALPA

THE PERU CRADLE OF THE ARYAN WHITE SUPERIOR, WE ARE THE GREATEST WORLD POWER ABOVE THE INFERIOR GERMAN NEGROS, PERU DEVELOPED COUNTRY, SUPER WORLD POWER, NUCLEAR POWER, INVENTORS OF THE ATOMIC BOMB, WEALTH AND GOLD WE ARE OVER, WE DO NOT KNOW POVERTY AND MISERY, IN COMPARISON OF THE MISERABLE COUNTRY OF GERMANY TO WHICH WE WILL WIN A QUESTION OF MINUTES WITH OUR ADVANCED ARMY AND GREAT TECHNOLOGY, HITLER TREMBLED TO THE PERUVIAN POWER, WE FINISHED WITH THE GERMANS IN THE SECOND WORLD WAR, THE GERMAN IS A LOWER BEING, SMALL AND SUBJECT NEXT TO A PERUVIAN INCA SUPERIOR, THEREFORE PERU LOWER GERMAN PERU, AND HEIL ATAHUALPA

the best part about having a gf is literally when you get to the point you can burp in their face, talk about anything you want and get to that best friends level

shagging, going out on dates etc is nice but nothing beats that comfortable feeling... until it fades away and gets boring

>>68115855
god, I need soce

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>Not sure I understand the juxtaposition.

(((Queen Elizabeth)))

>>68115907
nah that's when it's shite

the beginning bit where you're still getting to know each other is best

We still won the war.

mate just rang my phone and i couldn't be bothered to answer

>>68115640
пpивeт кaк дeлa

normie hours are upon us

>>68115935
>HOW DO YOU SAY CANADIAN IN LATIN ???

>*"AETERNUM APOLOGIA HOMUNCULUS"
did a chuckle at this

don't feel much towards my ex anymore but it's nice to think about the times where we were truly happy together haha

had a look through some old photos of us last night and it hit me that I've never smiled like I did in those photos since we broke up

>>68115945
Good lad
Probably another one of those so called friends out to get you

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>>68115969
Didn't bother reading his post till I read this reply

>>68115836
>she has more medals than Harry

lel

>>68115774
Ahh yes glad trump finally got rid of the queen's limitless influence

think she's a lovely girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvravlrX3d8

>>68115978
Look at me I've been in a relationship wooly dooooo

I can't remember the last time I was genuinely happy.

>>68116008
>lesbian
>vegan
>a fucking leaf

pass

>>68115942
I find that part incredibly boring desu

walking on eggshells and having uncertainty as to whether you'll end up together is shit, it's only nice when you look back on it because it seems exciting

>>68115795
please no

>>68115997
12:30 was when he realised hed carried his master's bidding and fucked the whole country

>>68116027
why have you got dicks saved on your PC? you gay mate?

>>68116008
AND SHE'LL NEVER YOOUR GF HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAJ

>>68116088
All the best porn has willy in it, don't even deny it.

>>68116088
Fact: pictures of penises aren't gay as long as it's being stimulated by a woman

When was the last time you were truly happy?

Do you need to apply for visa before going to a country or can you get one on arrival? Non-EU country that is

>>68116042
well, I've never stuck around in a relationship for more than 4 months so maybe that's why I never got this

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>>68115774

got the synapses working

dead mcs blud leave me alone
me n ur girl we talk on the fone

>>68116144
Depends which one you're going to m8

>>68116061
Nigels Log - BREXIT Date 162 - Evening

Remainers are still so butthurt shares in the parent company that produces poppers are up another 5%.

End Log

>>68116138
When I was travelling and I met a qt along the way. I never slept with her or anything, but it was like the gf experience as we went to different places and did things.

>>68116138
A brief moment during the summer when I was riding bumper cars with my little sister

I had never expected it to entertain me as much as it did

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>>68115959
how are you filling the chess world championship void lad

there may not even be one next year

what do i do now

>>68116144
Yes, usually. Depends on where though.

>>68115352
Ok Lindybeige

>it's a 'bena goes mental episode

ah yes, think I've seen this one a few times before

>>68116144

how long is a piece of string

>>68116138

can't remember, not for at least 5 years...

>>68116138
dont remember

>>68116138
2 years ago

when I was a fresher

>>68116138
Yesterday. Went on a walk in the sun. Was beautiful. I realised I'm living the dream in a beautiful country, had stopped caring about what everyone else thought and started living just for myself and I realised, yes, for the first time in a long time I really am happy with every aspect of my life.

>>68116148
yeah I've only had one relationship that lasted longer than 2 months, and that was 18 months long, was quite amazing in some aspects desu. I have a real problem with running away from people so I don't think I'll ever stay with someone for that long again

>>68116212
*dooes the lindy hop*
waheyyyy haha

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imagine knowing what these two know

>>68115783
i know lmao

>>68116144
Depends.

If you're a kiwi you can get one on arrival to Aus, nobody else though even Brits, if you're an Aus OR a Brit you can get one on arrival to NZ. All depends on the country.

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worked with a person who had a hemicraniectomy today. was so fucking weird feeling the side of her head with a massive brain bulge on it.

fun fact: the piece of skull they remove gets surgically implanted into the patient's abdomen to keep it fresh and familiar to the body so it doesn't get rejected upon reinsertion.

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>>68116252

>>68116266

>kissenger is STILL alive

reptilian for sure

i am cold hungry and tired lads

>>68116312
fuck off paki

shant eat anything today

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>>68116299
Imagine if surgeons actually used this guide haha

making $20k a year from patreon
people literally pay for her to say their name on video
so fucking easy being a woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8ELdJIVPXI

Not a fan of foot fetish

mentally ill haitian spastic

>>68116266
me in the middle

>>68116376
She is cute tho

>>68116377
kind of like a girl with nice feet but footjobs are ghastly

There's literally nothing wrong with the French and it's all just a meme.

I just feel like screaming at the top of my lungs in public. Not sure if I've got it in me to do a proper male scream but there was this thing I sometimes did when I was much younger and hung around with friends. Nobody else seemed to be able to do it (or maybe they weren't trying) but I was able to manipulate my throat and perform a fucking LOUD high pitched scream. Felt like a super power.

Been years since I've did it. Just want to let rip and do it as loud as I can but I don't have enough reason to. Too self conscious and worry someone will confront me. Was considering doing it in a shopping centre car park then making a quick exit via stairway.

But I get the urge to scream when I'm on the bus. Or in the high street.

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>>68116346

pretty convinced these guys inject baby blood and eat umbillical cords

how do I achieve that same feel of childhood happiness again?

i must go back

>>68116376
>mfw I am subscribed to a woman who makes nice porn on Patreon

She's on about $3,500 a month. Every time I nut to her stuff I always tell myself I should cancel my subscription but it's only £5 a month so fuck it.

shall take ketamine today

>>68116352
*wraps thee in a blanket and puts thee to bed with some mackerel on toast and a glass of prune juice*

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>>68116422

>>68116447
Lobotomies

should I have..... 1... or 2.... steak bakes....

Should I get reddit flags? Redpill me on it.

>>68116447

deep regressive acid trips

(until you recall your repressed memories of being molested)

>>68116448
link

>>68116486
>using reddit flags

>>68116486
fuck no, every users an attention seeking battygash and they only talk to each other

>>68116486
>using reddit flags

>>68116505
doxable info; I used my normal email to set up my account which has my full name

>>68116501
All the people molested as a kid were clearly attractive enough to have it happen to them. I'm too much of a runt to even have that happen to me.

In a ridiculously good mood :D

>>68116538
Doesn't she have hundreds of patreons?

Going out with the lads for a few pints. Hopefully there are no ladies involved.

>>68116442
>>68116346
it's called being rich and having a good doctor

>>68116555
You're not welcome here then

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made me do a think

>going out
>on a THURSDAY
HAHAHAHAHA THATS DING DONG MERRILY ON HIGH!

>>68116555
*Jabs a straw into you*
*Slurps your happiness*

>>68116509
>>68116533
>>68116537
hmmmmm

>>68116594
usually a big uni night in most places

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>>68116582

nah they are satanists

>>68116533
This
Tried it for a bit and it was lame af

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the gf

>>68116561
Yes but I don't fancy being narrowed down from 7 billion to a group of a few hundred.

>going to uni
hahahahahahahhahahahhahhahhahhahahaa thats ding dong merrily on fucking high lads

>>68116632
I actually would

need a qt gf to cuddle

>>68116700
good luck

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feel bad for cheating desu

I LITERALLY only realised that whatsapp is onomatopoeia for "what's up"

>>68116700
GCHQ already en route to your location lad, they're gonna lock your molecules up for the rest of your life.

>>68116739
Josie is a fully grown woman

>>68116735
Is she foreign, mate? That looks like weirdly phrased English

>>68116739
but her molecules look of legal molecule age