The Complete and Total Emasculation of the French by English Longbowmen edition
Just had a job interview lads
eating a baguette imagining it was a big English willy
irish weather
I'm not late, am I?
SOMEONE PLEASE SUCK ME
Imagine fighting a war for over a hundred years
>>68109565
Good edition.
>>68109616
Micks OUT
je suis une femme de couleur
Any of you lads take Finastride?
shall I order a dominos? failed my driving test with 15 faults so I might just comfort eat ahaha
>>68109676
15 major faults? jesus christ why did you book it if you weren't ready
should i buy a pizza
OR
a burrito
>>68109676
>15 faults
>>68109565
>Edward, the Black Prince
WE WUZ
>>68109616
cold out
>>68109671
Yeah but what if you don't believe in spiritual mumbo jumbo, what is it then?
can anyone help? What does this mean? Is this really high requirements????
>300 UCAS Tariff points or equivalent *; 2:1 degree in any discipline.
Just put this runt's cv in the bin. Arrogant students.
>>68109709
Business idea: pizzrito
>>68109758
*heems you for making a stupid suggestion*
im not FUCKING around
getting my daily dose of 'ling and 'scuit
>>68109708
>>68109714
I was driving fine in my lessons, fucked up by signalling whilst checking my mirrors rather than after, went a bit too slowly a few times and didn't drive out of a junction straight away
>>68109657
>When they die they consist of the exact same arrangement
wrong, the molecular arrangement of living conscious people is different from living unconscious people to a detectable degree
convinced that /brit/ is an online creche for autistics
>>68109897 bit slow on the uptake
>>68109897
this place is packed with normies mate, probably more than anywhere else on this site
>>68109897
What's the /britfeel/ then?
>>68109741
Understanding consciousness requires an understanding of the brain
Consciousness is just the sum of all of a brains processing
I'm not a neurologist so my overall knowledge is limited
>>68109823
Would love to know what these two things are, friend.
Sounds fun, buddy.
>Understanding consciousness requires an understanding of the brain
>Consciousness is just the sum of all of a brains processing
>I'm not a neurologist so my overall knowledge is limited
>>68109966
>being mean to icelad
you will catch these hands my friend
>GP is supposed to be open
>ring up to book an appointment
>automated message saying it's closed and to ring again when it's open
lots of fake news on this website
>>68109995
post truth society mate
having a wank
business idea: The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland
>get CV on my desk
>scroll down to "education"
>see anyting written down
overqualified, sorry
*hides pajeet instead*
*hunts you all for sport*
ah yes, the least dangerous game
Business idea: the super triangle of Greenland, Iceland, Great Britain, Faroe Islands and Norway
How do we make Britain great again?
>>68110129
that wouldn't be a triangle then you inbred snownigger
>>68110129
>Greenland
Why ?
>>68110129
i would support this
>>68110150
1: the bankers
2: the bonuses
3: see 1
>>68110150
Build a wall
business idea: the supertriangle of only Canada
>>68110169
Would love a return of this gimmick
>>68110078
>hides pajeet
hmm
>>68110194
SHUT THE FUCK UP CANADA YOU ABSOLUTE HELMET
brussels bureaucrats
>>68110129
ah yes, the self-styled super pentagon
gf said she wants to go dogging
>>68110165
I believe Greenland is already included in a non-EU trade agreement with Iceland, Faroe Islands and Norway
Business idea: super triangle of Iceland, Sainsburys and Waitrose
>>68110194
business idea: annex canada between ourselves and yankland
>>68110150
shoot all the useless liberals
need to pee
>>68110258
isn't Greenland Danish clay?
>>68110280
yes
>>68110150
All neets get a French wife
>>68110247
>>68110164
>>68110276
Then you'd be left with too many old people the most of which are probably nonces because noncing was apparently a national sport back then
>>68110129
I agree
here's your flag
>>68110345
>triangle goes through Ireland
Don't think they'd like that
>>68110345
me drowning on the right
>>68110280
Yes, but Greenland isn't in the EU
>>68110150
burn it all down
start again from scratch
>>68110368
Netherlands can come too afaic
Wish a plague would wipe out Aussies.
feels like friday
>>68110360
>Yesterday
>Little mist, mainly just frosty
>Today
>Pic related
Seriously, it's about the same fucking visibility.
I feel sorry for anyone driving.
give me a (You) or your mother will die in her sleep tonight
caption time lads
business idea: super triangle of my enflamed bollocks and meaty cock
sex seems a bit weird. cant believe girls willingly get on all fours and let you go at them from behind
>>68110489
>Gpk: Today we'll be looking at crossdressing, with my lovely assistant!
>Ballds: Oi hang on, this wasn't part of the contract
>>68110523
that is too many (You)s, you fucked it
RIP your mum
business idea: x factor
Daily dose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6v0ltNhcCjE&t=1040s
business idea: eggs factor
business idea: ride sharing app that allows people to sign up to drive and earn money for driving users around
just got an email from my senior tutor checking up on me. feel incredibly pathetic right now.
stupidly made the decision to talk to her about my problems once and I'm pretty she's pitied me like I'm a sad dog ever since. never going to talk about that shit to anyone irl again.
*gets my mother's life insurance in order*
>>68110489
Didn't know Gok Wan is fat now.
was supposed to tidy my room but I got up late
I really am a fuckup
>>68110595
She wants to fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXFQsnbN0NQ
ah yes, VERY interesting
>>68109676
>>68109709
England has burritos and dominos ?
I can't imagine the burritos being authentic
>>68110623
he's preggers
>>68110595
/brit/ can provide you with your guidance from now on lad
business idea: create hysteria around immigrants and push the idea of a referendum that lower class chavs would believe could help curb immigration
>>68110623
more like Gok Wanmorewon'thurt
>>68110647
decent post
>>68110566
delete this picture please mate
lads i think im
So I was taking a shit earlier and it dawned on me that Apple's decision to call computer program "apps" is because they are "App"le. I always just thought it was a shortened version of 'application' but whatever.
Anyway willy still smells of skips
>>68110595
you unironically dun goofed
>>68110634
there are quite a few good burrito places where I live
and yes we've always had dominos
anyone else get incredibly anxious about e-mailing recruiters or managers back about job opportunities? One little typo and the job is probably lost.
in de jungle de mighty jungle, de lion sleeps tonight
>>68110634
because dominos is 100% italian
>>68110641
I actually get all my guidance from here haha
business idea: fourth reich
*some runt goes on about pizzagate to me*
ah yes, very interesting
*slip into the bathroom and compare penises with fatcam*
>>68110623
T H I C C
Computer, please delete picture >>68110566
should i not use this as my tinder pic?
business idea: skip straight to fifth reich and provide free upgrades for a year
any pakis here
http://www.cnn.com/2016/12/01/politics/donald-trump-nawaz-sharif-phone-call/index.html
why does trump love pakis so much, do you know why?
>>68110682
a true pioneer of the working class
RACE WAR!
jk racial love and tolerance ^_^
>>68110765
jk Deus Vult time
*talks to you about pizzagate*
burrito bowls >>> burritos
On the bus lads
>>68110736
makes you look like a faggot
better get on grindr
>>68110129
Are you daft ? The super triangle obviously >>68110150
>>68110736
nah the blurred out face wouldn't go down well
just did a very stinky fart
Beating the willy like a rented mule
>>68110841
*deeply inhales whilst getting visibly erect*
the cia created isis
>>68110745
>cnn
ah yes I believe every single word of this
>>68110805
your mums face gets blurred out when she goes down well
>>68110526
haha yeh
isis created the IRA
eating the most grim looking lunch possibly ever
>>68110787
nah
>>68110848
*goverment mule
explain yourselves brits
and toothpastes if you are here
lot of random one line posts here today
addicted to bitcoin gambling
mum walked in on me whilst i was wanking with my right hand and punching my bollocks with the left
going to be a challenge explaining this one
>>68110916
its called a wank tribute
>>68110902
yes
wats buzz aldrin doing in the south pole
flat earthers are on to something
>>68110916
We have a lot of communists who love cuba
fucked the gf doggy and came all over her back and bum
such a good primal feeling. really makes you feel like a man
>>68110916
>No actual numbers
>>68110918
Very common when it's going a bit slow
wonder why it's ok for me to call my chubby mate a fat cunt and slap his belly and we both have a laugh about it but it'd never be alright to do this to a woman
really something that makes me think
>>68110975
because they're pregnant you mong
eating a satsuma lads
>>68110965
don't get this
feels so much better spaffing inside
>>68110975
you can slap a girl's tit and have a laugh about it if you give her a fag afterwards
t. wetherspoons patron
Totally gay
>eating a satsuma lads
just done the ol' aeropress
finished my satsuma lads
>>68110975
I just depends on the person's self-consciousness Men tend to be less self-conscious about their weight and and fat men are generally more widely accepted by society than fat women
business idea: pretend to be a bender and get a TV show where I get to undress and feel up women
>>68110965
sounds like something a virgin would say
Business idea: aquire complete control of Iceland
>>68111057
known ppl to do this
not the tv show part but pretending to be gay to cop a feel of a bird's tits
p low imo
peeling an orange lads
Business idea: become the CEO of Iceland
>>68110975
methinks the noggin doth think too much
me on the right
might start my own country named Greggs
>>68111089
>p low imo
>implying I've ever been anything but p low
>>68111057
>get put on a show where you have to take ugly birds and make them somewhat presentable
found the flaw in this masterplan
>>68111111
good post
eating an orange lads
>>68111111
PRAISE KEK
>>68111111
slag on the house lad
Watched a TV show from the UK and they mentioned us raising the pitch of our voices at the end of sentences
Can't help but notice it every time someone speaks now
bit shit
>>68111111
Impressive
>>68111140
Alri Stephen Milligan
>>68110892
fuck off racist
>>68111111
What a waste
Hope I look this good at 86
>>68111149
thx la, first time getting sexts
lol sexts
every day that migrants come into this country our economy expands and that;s the god's honest truth.
>>68111111
Explain
>>68111140
I've been eating a lot of clementines
We eat a lot of clementines and mandarins in Iceland during the winter for some reason
>brits will never know this treasure
finished my orange lads
>>68111184
the bloke from the porridge ads?
why do rich people have such shit cars
might give the old 'ly a tug
>>68111118
im slightly less creepy than that.
>>68111111
>>68111206
was gonna be a response to the >eating a satsuma lads but thought a better shitpost would be not even replying.
>>68111184
Less wrinkles in low gravity
browsin' th' ol' /r/'/'u'n'i't'e'd'k'i'n'g'd'o'm'/'
>>68111211
>tfw to smert to eat maccies
is "me on the right" the greatest piece of comedy in the history of man kind?
business idea: democracy, but only i can vote
just spent a few hours browsing /pol/ and now i'm a racist
>>68111261
that looks incredibly painful
>>68111282
you mean a race realist
>>68111282
Reported to ASIO
how come there aren't more birds of prey in cities where pigeons are abundant?
>>68111282
I liek pol
amazing how white people still browse here even after being told to literally fuck off so many times
>>68111211
why not?
>>68111291
what's the difference?
>>68111111
nicely posted
>>68111282
welcome lad :)
>amazing how white people still browse here even after being told to literally fuck off so many times
might stop taking my medication because it's interfering with my ability to have a wank
>>68111290
>tfw to smart too feel pain
>>68111333
Autists who don't like to be called racist
>>68111311
dont adapt well to the environment innit
There are some tho
/4chan/? More like /borechan/
need something to get addicted to
>>68111333
racism has negative connotations
Can anybody tell me what type of volkswagen this is?
>>68111393
yes...
/borechan/? More like /snorechan/
>>68111397
silver one
>>68111397
car
>>68111397
car
>>68111397
four wheeler
/snorechan/? More like /whorechan/
>>68111403
good post
hey guys i dont post in many other places if any so ill ask here
i just pooped and it was stunk as all hell so after flushing I added a bit of bleach to the water and diluted it with more water. I noticed it wasn't enough to mask the smell, it didn't occur to me that it could've been in my nosre, so I took my after shave and poured a small splash in. The mixture turned red-ish and I thought it smelled a bit better now but then freaked out because the smell was potent as all hell. I added another quarter gallon of water in a single pour so that the pressure would cause the toilet to flush BUT now the bathroom has this real strong smell like I'm stuck inside a slab of concrete and my nose smells like bleach. Is this okay? Can I do something to the water and or toiler so I don't accidentally poison my cousin when he wakes up to use the restroom?
I dont want to google this.
>>68111397
beetle
>>68110261
Replace sainsburys with morrisons and you're spot on lad desu
>>68111392
running lad the only good addiction.
haha
>>68111445
not a single letter of this wild wall of words pierced my gaze
is there anything more Deano than a hot hatch?
>>68111445
Flush the fucking toilet? Maybe FLUSH THE FUCKING TOILET?
>>68111392
weed
>>68111392
religion
Labour voters have given up. And why? It’s because Labour MPs don’t represent them any more. In the days of Clement Attlee the Labour MPs came from the mills, the mines and the factories. Labour MPs today follow the same routes as the Conservatives and the Liberal Democrats. They go to private school, they go to Oxbridge, they get a job in an MP’s office, and they become an MP. None of them ladies and gentlemen, would know what it’s like in a working man’s club. None of them would know a council estate if it fell out the sky. And Labour’s policies do not reflect life in working class constituencies.
getting my weekly dose
>>68111445
lmfao just flush and open the window
>>68110696
but how would it stack up against a burrito from one of the mexicans here who makes them ?
>>68110787
What's a burrito bowl ? You mean taco bowl
doing a listen v=tIVZeGDWrJk
>68111514
Shan't even honour this post with a (You)
>>68111397
Phaeton
>>68111211
>cheap bread
>cheap meat
>American treasure
kek
>posts over two lines that don't end in ballbusting
you'd think they'd have learned by now
lots of robins out
it's like they know its december :)
people in my neighbourhood are putting up christmas lights, it's a comfy time of year
hmm
>>68110216
If you let your pajeets exposed for too long in the sun it may attract radical muslims
>>68111514
>none
not even Dennis Skinner?
>>68111585
gone away is the bluebird
here to stay is a new bird
>>68111596
Jews are like a parody.
>>68111397
It's a Golf. Anyone who thinks differently knows nothing about cars.
>Jews are like a parody.
>>68111596
>>68111593
Don't see many christmas lights in my area anymore, just 10 years ago every house had them
Broken Australia
multipass
what are thy going to do when they run out of holocaust survivors?
Jews ARE like a parody.
putting up the festivity lights
>>68111681
Anyone got the Irish version of this
Does anyone, who isn't an Aussie, actually find Aussies interesting or funny?
I fucking cringe everytime I read one of their contributions
just clicked on one of the videos on the front page of youtube
oh fuck that was a mistake
fucking hell
normies need serious psychological help
>mfw thinking about rent
ah yes, he has arrived
>>68111402
and its an attempt to distance yourself from it
>Maybe if I keep saying how much I hate Australians they'll bite and throw me a (You)... one day...
>>68111680
Don't worry goy, as we all know, The Holocaust™ was such a tragic and impacting event that the trauma never goes away, we still see the horrors of the Holocaust in today's Jewish youth. The horrible massacre of those 6 million Jews who died in The Holocaust™.
Never forget the 6 billion who were killed and passed down their suffering to future generations of innocents. Oy vey
>>68111672
Milla wanted to do adverts for Greggs because she loves their sauge rolls.
>>68111603
text this to the ex-gf when i dumped her in favour of a gf with bigger tits
>when a yank makes a post worthy of a hat and you don't have any hat images saved
ahh...
>>68111663
it's the age of apathy; no one gives a shit anymore
Thinking about my future. Looks bleak haha
>>68111704
Australians are the kings of shitposting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdFZSF_LmVo
lads
>>68111727
yeh but I wanted to see how he tried to justify it
>>68111703
kek
>>68111765
more like the age of "is it really worth raping my electric bill to piss off the neighbours"
hating Australians is the most rasheed thing possible
just found out the fucking machine jew doesn't just post on /brit/
feel betrayed
bri bir
thinking of the girl I very briefly dated with perky G cups
ah what a time
>>68111680
They are using holograms to milk the holocaust now. They will never run out of survivors
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CMFTDkJCG4o
>>68111798
Only a literal Rasheed could be pissed off with he neighbours putting up some christmas lights
>>68111824
growing up we got one complaint cause the lights were keeping him up at night or some other shite
>>68111823
NEVER FORGET, GOYIM.
>>68111802
Yet remarkably it's the pakis on here that are forever crawling up their arses
Hate being on buses, entertain me lads, bus wifi wouldn't even let me post
>>68111823
>>68111680
the holocaust obsession is really weird
it's almost turned into its own religion
i wonder if it will replace judaism one day?
I have to keep all my Christmas lights inside the house because the wind would blow out the candles
>>68111880
*does a silly dance*
>>68111596
so he was 9 when ww1 ended
that makes him 85 odd years old now
hes looking well for his age
>>68111703
Useless cunts, found it myself
unironically really could heem anyone here
>>68111111
GET
>>68111885
The Holocaust™ is completely embedded into Jewish identity. Ask a Jew what it means to them to be Jewish, they'll tell you: it's all about the Holocaust.
>>68111765
literally brought on by a society with no values (see: multicultural)
>>68111911
stay puft
noggin is cloggin
>>68111926
Was talking to this Jewish girl at uni and she didn't even bring it up when I was asking her about Jewish stuff tbqh
so the anti-aussie mong is also the 'anyone who disagrees with me is a paki' mong
>>68111911
nice fucking powerstance and curtains, runt.
where do people say shite more often than shit?
>>68111978
Scotland
>>68111538
Answer me NOW
>>68111978
Glasgow
>>68111965
anit aussie poster is the best poster
Spotted a smelly Algerian @68111965
>>68112006
>>68111978
>>68111965
>>68111958
*examines these posts carefully*
>>68111538
>but how would it stack up against a burrito from one of the mexicans here who makes them ?
I think they're exactly the same, always seems to be Spaniards (possibly even Mexicans) working in these places tbf
>The Americans are awake
ah yes, good explanation for the rapid decline in thread quality
>tfw to smart for humanity
>>68111978
ireland
>>68112030
Americans are far and away the best jf posters on /brit/
>>68112006
because it's not you getting bullied for once?
@024
not an argument you pathetic runt
Reminder that Americans are the cause of Britain no longer being a world power
people are a game to me
a game im not very good at admittedly
glasgow is an irish city
Sent an old friend a happy birthday text yesterday lads
75% sure it was his birthday, no response yet.
There's only one anti-Aussie poster?
Kek. The fucking delusion
>>68112047
You're basically saying that Americans are the best tasting spoonful of shit when compared to other spoonfuls of shit
>>68111911
: ()
>>68112053
i never get bullied. im an oldfag and legend here that has created multiple gimmicks
one of the best posters in /brit/
>>68112085
people only voted for that because it was funny
>>68112060
You could also say it was Britain's fault, or Germany's fault
If we had avoided the First World War we would be in a much better position
Feeling very :3
>>68112060
rekd
This Algerian shitskin is getting rattle af.
going to keep making bad, unfunny posts in this general
>>68112085
yanks werent an option in that poll
>>68111965
Paki.
>>68112101
>i-i-it's not real, p-p-pls believe me
>i never get bullied. im an oldfag and legend here that has created multiple gimmicks
>one of the best posters in /brit/
>>68112102
Suez Crisis lad, USA should've supported us, the French and the Israelis against the Soviet backed Egyptians but didn't
>>68112128
welcome to the club lad. now you'll know what it feels like to be a yank
>Beyonce's Top Bossiest Moments (WARNING: Beyonce GOES OFF!)
ahh yes, shall definitely be watching this
AWOOOGA
>>68112030
The Yanks on here through the day aren't that bad
Come on here in the early hours and all the JFs are fucking horrendous
does anyone actually like the frenchposter? hes up there with the germanposter for terribleness
>68112154
newcunt
>hating the overly white and only remaining non cucked nation of your so called empire
>yet I'm the paki
>>68112152
make another poll but just put the countries
that being said if you do it now people will vote for australians because they are the current bully victims
new
>>68112198
>>68112198
>>68112198
>>68112188
still better than the swissposter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yv_rl3MYKA
really made me think
>>68112085
Hate both the Mooseniggers and Aussies on here. Far and away the worst posters on /brit/
>>68112188
im a big fan
hate all the irish posters though
france is based
>>68112160
>egypt nationalises british property
>hurr dont violate egyptain democracy
>USA continues onto violate democracy in iran, guatemala, all of south america and africa when they try and pull the same shit on Americans
>australia
>non-cucked
The fucking state of this shitskin raghead
>>68112029
Spaniards was my guess
>>68112098
2014 isn't old faggot
>>68112351
/brit/ was only created in 2013 tbf