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cara

>Melbourne man Pande Veleski held for questioning over death of French tourist
Ah yes, Melbourne once again doing the country proud

quite a fan of socialism

>>68107227
whats with the slippers
i need answers

>>68107227
wtc

>>68107235
good lad

shit thread so far

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Getting some big nostalgia right now lads

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tfw no luddie loo..

>>68107245
all that remains of the men who came before you

>>68107257
>>68107267
snap

>>68107224
Reeeee.

>>68107278
>>68107279
snap

>>68107180
She is too cute, I want to carress her fur

>>68107267
is that call of duty united offensive
if so, good lid

Cats are fucking disgusting creatures - pets for pakis, poofs and fat women.

>>68107321
EXCEPTIONAL post

>>68107316
Of course mate

I played the demo for #1 so many times and the bomber mission for UO was the shit

Really enjoying my new cat

t. Fat, gay Pakistani woman

>>68107353
Had a chuckle

>>68107377
t. barry chuckle

>>68107321
Good lad

found a new way

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38167225

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>>68107273
hmm

>>68107407
all me

Where does one find a qt english rose ready to be filled with my mighty Australian seed?

did a gym and run lads

did a think aswell

don't have the life in me like I used to, not sure why - I was once hellbent on bettering myself to become a worthy person but I no longer have such an urge or such energy

>>68107431
plenty in australia

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2bh ngl

>be British
>put your allies in jail

>In the days which preceded the Normandy landings, the commandos were issued with poor quality photographs of the objectives. Because some of the French commandos were from Normandy, they recognised the sites, which created a concern by the Brigade's English staff, causing them to be temporarily confined in their camp with prohibition of exit before the landings.

:o

>>68107407
>hmm let's vote to leave the EU to encourage foreigners to flood in even more as a last ditch attempt to get it easily

ah yes

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>>68107431
sophie 2bh

>>68107413
prettiest prince

>>68107431
wetherspoons

how to spot a mong:

>supports breggsit
>thinks trump was "better than hillary"
>votes UKIP

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>wetherspoons

>>68107503
Is that in the midlands?

>>68107525
>>>>>/reddit/

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sometimes lads i'll end a post with ngl when i have in fact just told a big whopper of an l

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Doing a think lads

Are cats the master race domesticated pet?

Dogs are for literal retard normies

>>68107525
think you're the mong here, runt

>>68107543
just went on reddit
filled with eurosceptics and trump voters
why do you think your views are unique and interesting, normie plebs are insular like you

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All my gfs have been jfs

>>68107543
>>68107560
>being this baited

>>68107525
cuttingly accurate post

>>68107525
Might steal this if I'm feeling down and need the adrenaline rush only a (you) can give

if you don't think that The Growlers (TM) is the greatest living band then do I have news for you my friend

*sweeps your legs, flooring you, and delivers a swift punch to your temple*

My Romanian econometrics prof is thicc af

But shes like fat thicc you know?

Shes also like 40

>>68107587
nothing wrong wit that

alright brexit btfo
what shall we roast next

>>68107525
To be fair, the greater portion of /pol/ nowadays are individuals under the age of 18, to whom /pol/ promised they could be edgy so long as they switched from reddit to /pol/.

Doesn't surprise you really when you notice how reflective of one another /pol/ and reddit are, what with being retarded and being an echochamber and all.

>>68107525
literally all me

>>68107650
breggs it

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literally, LITERALLY me

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>>68107463
>Sophie
>English rose

most impure cunt out

>>68107650
greggsit

guy at work told everyone he dreamed about going on a rampage and stabbing everyone with a kitchen knife last week

>>68107463
Spent a ridiculous amount of time downloading several HD albums of her last week
Have yet to wank to them once

>>68107587
I had an American gf once

she'd have to eat at least one burger per week or she'd get horribly ill

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>>68107413
imposter

>>68107665
>>>/Algeria/

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>what shall we roast next

>>68107719
>calls this place an echo chamber
>you tell him to leave because you don't want to hear that
pottery

There is literally NOTHING wrong with brexit

>>68107719
>>>/Pakistan/

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>>68107694
me on the right and left

got a double bed......but no double............................

>>68107650
>roast

fuck off foy

>>68107761
>tfw king bed but no king

>>68107761
should get yourself a queen

>>68107745
Rasheed.

>>68107745
Thanks bruh.

I don't mind /pol/, and the ideals they're so longingly endeared to, but their hypocrisy can get slightly too baffling.

sick as a dog today and of course my roommate told the roofers to come fuck around on my roof all day

can't even dry heave myself to sleep in peace for fucks sake

>>68107690
high rate of neural transmission

Imagine letting the government read your internet history

Sophie looks like your average council estate chav desu. Probably the only reason people are attracted to her because she seems accessible

Wish my name was Sheed lads

Imagine walking into your local pub and everyone going "ayyy sheeeeed!"

Antonia Fraser describes Fawkes as "a tall, powerfully built man, with thick reddish-brown hair, a flowing moustache in the tradition of the time, and a bushy reddish-brown beard", and that he was "a man of action ... capable of intelligent argument as well as physical endurance, somewhat to the surprise of his enemies."

just like me...

>>68107810
Imagine voting for brexit and letting Theresa May become primeminister

haha brexit voters are such fuckwits

>>68107761
got a bunk bed and a badunkadunk

>>68107782
fuckooff diCKHEad fuck OFF BREXITERS BTFO REEEE HAHA PEPE LOO LOO AHAHa......... sorry

sike...!!!!!!

ALT-RIGHT FAGS ON POO WATCH AROO LOL :)

..........ummmmmm trolled try again broski.. aaaaaaa.......AAAA-

yyyyyyEEEEEEEEEEEEESsssssSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>68107707
who doesn't

would like some runt to even try a stabbing ramapge near me, I'd either get stabbed to death or more likely go fucking ballistic and literally beat him to death and be totally justified in doing so.

Since when I box I hardly ever even get touched and evade most shots a practised puncher is throwing at me I genuinely rekon I'd have a good chance of wrestling a blade off some nerd rager, and if not who cares interesting way to get killed

>>68107227
one of my first

>>68107821
Rasheeds don't walk into pubs anon

A lot of bigotry ITT

just shat in the kitchen sink ama

trying to convince my friends to come to Florence but the uncultured invertebrates would rather get monged in Berlin

while there's a good argument to be made for calling Brexit, UKIP or Trump supporters poor and thick, I really don't think I have it in me to have ever considered supporting the European Union or Hillary Clinton. they're just so fucking awful and unappealing

>>68107828
imagine voting brexit to spite the 'elite' and then having them spy on you with laws so crazy even the EU says lowe it

imagine voting brexit to make the government sovereign again, and then seconds later it literally gets cuckolded by a japanese car manufacturer.

Imagine having a female prime minister running your country who nobody voted for

The fucking thought of it

>>68107801
Fuck off back to plebbit, dear god.

I'm so sick of your whining about pol. If someone farts then it was pol, if you burn your dinner it was pol, if it starts to rain it was pol.

You twats just never stop crying.

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>or more likely go fucking ballistic and literally beat him to death and be totally justified in doing so.

had a burger for lunch desu

it's fixed most of what cocaine wednesday destroyed

*bends over showcasing my behind*

ahahahah nazi fag lords on suicide watch JUST cuck me up dude cuck my MUM

yeeeeeOOOOOOWWWWWWCH ......... *silence* *distant screaming*

BREXITS GAY LOOOOOOOOOOOL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBWuDhIv9B0

>>68107752
Lesheed.

>>68107881
fite me den

*teleports into thread*
*unsheathes keyboard*
*posts*

heh... nothing personnel... kid

Wish terry crews would anally RAVAGE my worst enemy

>finally lose my virginity to a fairly qt girl
>...
>it makes her question her sexuality
>now she's a lesbian

Would ravage my econometrics prof

Shes like 5'2 170 but jesus christ she turns me on lads

ah yes christmas shopping
very impressive

if i could go back in time i'd kill trump, then farage, then hitler

>>68107877
i dont agree with everything he said but if you think /pol/ didn't ruin the rest of the boards to some extent you're a mong

Might start hanging paintings of naked women and men

need to cultivate a personal style

>>68107865
what was the girth of your sink poo?

>>68107877
>You twats just never stop crying.
I don't, but sometimes they can't contain themselves on their board, and it's slightly tedious to witness them bumbing a thread from which I once derived fun to "320" replies with posts as retarded as "CTR" and "shill" and "cuck", over and over.

Swear on my cat that I haven't ranted about /pol/ in three weeks for now.

>>68107929
dear oh dear

>>68107931
give her a bit of the old instrumental variable lad

might start cultivating my spiritual energy

GAy leftists eat the KEK SANDWICH daily

fucking FAGS subject themself to mSM like little PEONS

"mmmm MORE daddy" - fuckin Faggot Alt Righters DOing Their Gay SHit

Milo Yannapolice and um..... a little person called TRUMP lol

dickheads watch your back!!!!

>>68107955
pretty girthy

>>68107910
McSheed

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>imagine voting brexit to spite the 'elite' and then having them spy on you with laws so crazy even the EU says lowe it

>imagine voting brexit to make the government sovereign again, and then seconds later it literally gets cuckolded by a japanese car manufacturer

>>68107979
didn't ask for vague bollocks lad, fetch the tape measure

*comes into /brit/ holding an oversized cake*
alri lads who orde--
*slips on the banana peel*
wwwOOOOoooOAHHHH WWOAH WOAAAH
AAARRRRGHH aAAAAHHHhhh
*lets go of the cake whilst arms flailing*
*cake splats everyone*
*camera pans to me in the middle of /brit/ covered in cake smiling*

>Tories will make Britain a police state through mass internet surveillance

ah yes, very oppressive

Rasheed
Rashee
Rashe
Rash
Ras
Ra
R
Ro
Ror
Rork
Rorke

>>68108015
looks a bit decrepit

>>68107931
pics twat

>>68108016
really liked your play on words there, good post

>>68108021
R
Ru
Run
Runt

>>68108001
imagine doing something dumb ajnd then posting a hat when someone points it out.

>>68107948
And if you think pol did anything to any board then you're a newtwat.

This is how 4chan has always been.

>>68108015
Seen the video, he looks like a rather genial old man humouring young people.

>Canada to have 100 million citizens by the end of the century
ah yes, very progressive

>>68108015
almost feel sorry for the lad

literally forever hounded by spastic conspiracists

feels like friday

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Wish I were redknapp

Think I may have a cavity

All this brushing and flossing and healthy eating for nothing

>>68108006
nan just caught me squatting over the sink with a turd and tape measure, gave me a fright and i pulled the tape measure too tight and it cleaved it into two, cant take an accurate measurement now

>got into a fight on a drunken night out and my mate got his nose broken

ah yes, very aggressive

had a really long dream where i was being chased by a tiger and at the end of it i just gave up running away cos there was no chance of escape and being killed by a tiger is a pretty good way to die.

>>68108069
You're a bit hung up on that mate

You've been banging on about it since the article was posted

Care to explain why?

>>68108065
the problem is that the satiric racism went full serious
and 4chan was leaning to the left too
fuck off newpoof

XD

>tfw no gf

ah yes, very depressive

>got my negole pozzed by a strong aussie bf

ah yes, very immunosuppressive

>>68108125
extreme post

did a long run without a hat. Have fucking awful earache now.

>>68108150
failing to see the correlation

>The Queen will likely die within the next decade and we'll have a new King

ah yes,
very successive

>>68108146

impressive langer

>>68108065
literally proof you're a newfaggot lad

Imagine taking time out of your day running in no particular urgency or destination for "health reasons"

>We'll have an election by 2020

ah yes,
very elective

>had biscuits with my lunch

ah yes, very digestive

>>68108146
Was that from a girl's account, or a boy's though?

Hmmm.

>>68108108
don't think any of my friends would get in a fight for me iah

>ex-gf won't stop messaging me

ah yes

very obsessive

>>68108197
What's up with digestive biccies?
Does NOT improve digestion at all.

what should I do in London this weekend?

>mum and dad both had brown eyes but mine are green

ah yes, very recessive

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>>68107431
Wandering the English countryside.

>>68108236
t. Victor Hugo

>>68108233
YOU TAKE THAT BACK

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the 'friend

NOT MUCH OF A FAN OF THE LACK OF TIM POSTING ABOUT LADS
DID YOU HEAR ME?
T I M P O S T I N G

>>68108236
t. Sheikh Abdul al-Jersani

>>68108252
does anyone have pictures of the bottom of her feet
just for fun haha

>typed a massive post ranting about Brexit but lost track of what I was talking about and started talking about refugees, ISIS, the Iraq war, Middle Eastern borders

ah yes, very digressive

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Really gives the ol' neurons a good workout

>>68108236
do a tour of the abandoned train stations of north london

>>68108260
genuinely interested why not

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p2TKhUmYEqs

>doing secret santa at work
>some joker gets me a rabbit hide condom

ah yes, hairy contraceptive

Business idea: gas the kiwis

>>68108236
go to a party in hackney

>>68108311
>m.youtube.com
fuck off YANK
fuck off phoneposter

REEEEEE

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>>68108317

http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/685377/UK-join-Nordic-alliance-non-EU-countries-Iceland-president-Brexit-EEA

always knew icelad was a good lad

just shoved a load of fruit up my bum

ah yes, berry receptive

>>68108378
I think you should leave

>>68108378
Terrible

Top yourself

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Woops my finger slipped

>convinced a lad to shove a load of fruit up his bum
ah yes, very persuasive

blessing the rains down in africa lads

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Hmm

>>68108376
A super triangle is an extra strong triangle.

Business idea: napping till 22:00, then chugging away at my roommate's rhum, and letting my drunken self choose whether I should club tonight or not

Night /brit/.

>>68108420
how will trump EVER recover now someone posted an unflattering photo of him??? fuck

>>68108420
living up to his title of Burger King haha x

>>68108420
now he looks like a real 70 year old (who's got some weight on ofc)
not some orange lad

Hyped for Soul Train, who /Pecknam/ here?

>>68108436
give her the business lad

>>68108436
My best wishes Australianon.

>>68108443
very bohemian

>>68108461
Go to bed lad

Fuck your ugly cat

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>I use 24 hour time in normal conversation

>>68108478
>>68108472
But anons she is 47

diamonds on wrist its hurting

>>68108487
We're not the same Frenchies.

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>>68108420

>>68108436
makes me want to reinstall tinder

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food for thought

>>68108436
do it

we'll be very helpful with our suggestions ozanon

>>68108501
looking good for her age too

>>68108514
no thanks lad already had lunch

>>68108508
Dont care

Go to bed lad

>>68108501
And despite that, is on tinder.

It's pretty apparent that she's settled there for a quick shag, and you'd be poof to deny her that.

>>68108501
?

>>68108436
Jenine, Jenine, Jenine Jeeeeeniiiiiiine I'm begging you please don't take my man

then ask for the blokes number, he's a qt

#NoDAPL

>>68108525
lots of women who actually take care of themselves look like that around 45

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>>68108514
the populations are nowhere near comparable lol. Also many of the executions under castro weren't recorded, people just disappeared. I literally can't find any record saying that 276 people were executed by Fidel, most estimates put it at anywhere from 5000 to 15000 people. Castro did some good, such as pic related, but saying he didn't commit atrocities is silly

>>68108566
>>68108552
>>68108543
The funny thing is, I met her in December two years ago but I had to duck out and I felt too awkward to call her afterwards

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Business idea: post a collage of the gf and I to make you all jealous

>>68108576
unironically a good post

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How is /GF2016/ coming along lads?

Only one month to go.

>>68108616
how old are you?

>>68108628
Reported for Blackface

>>68108628
Business idea: me not becoming jealous

>>68108628
not making me jealous but im happy for you lad

>>68108645
Currently 24

>>68108636
decided to pool my resources and instead opt for /GF2017/

>>68108636
not very well desu

been married for three years

should've aimed for hareem16

>>68108636
yeah, got my first gf this year

Business idea: go home and nap until my 1pm class

>>68108636
Had my first gf and she was a crazy bitch

Not enjoyable

nosferatu

>>68108628
FONT

>>68108636
nah, didn't happen. Just like /gf2015/
who knows, im going out with some mates tonight and i might meet a lovely qt just in time for the end of the year

>>68108636
I'm already psyching myself up for disappointment for /gf2017/

>>68108636
>>68108713
same, my first ever relationship

bit bored of it by now though

Opinion pls
>>68107927
>>68107927
>>68107927

>>68108715
It's almost half two, you missed it alrady lad

>>68108636
Lackluster friend.

Anyone know of ways to evade the inquiries on "have you made any female friends this year" made by parents at Christmas dinner. They're raising the stakes every year I come back to them, every year I grow older and don't present them a daugthter-in-law basically.

>>68108774
los malvinas son briticainos

now beat it, argie

>>68108759
iktf

also been acting like an arsehole since we started dating and now I'm just realising I might actually have been an arsehole all along

>le ebin timezone jokes xD

Runt behaviour

Got a job interview in 10 minutes lads.

>>68108279
t. Justin ''kill your enemies and they will win'' Castro

>>68108339
Sounds like a lovely area

>>68108790
tell them ur bent

business idea: David Icke themed t shirt that says 'the only OBE I want is an out of body experience'

>>68108809
I'll save you some time lad, you didn't get the job.

>>68108833
Fucking prick. Negativity, toxicity oozes from you

>>68108600
t. Amerifat

>>68108809
good luck lad

breath smells like the dinner i had yesterday

>>68108824
Drunk?

There's really only ever champagne on the table, and I wouldn't want to be ruining my image by pretending to have gotten intoxicated from just that.

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Ah yes, the (((West)))

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>>68108855
cuck

someone stole a million dollar bucket of gold

>>68108833

I dunno lad. This one's rel8d to my degree and is quite close to me. Not some pishy supermarket/warehouse job.

>>68108809
Best of luck friend. You're my champ!

just found a bucket with shiny shit in it

>>68108888
Enjoy being sad and angry the rest of your life prick

>>68108802
I like her company a lot, I just think I'd prefer a more intellectual or well-spoken or curious kind of gf. The current one is way too shy. Also I've lost a lot of sexual interest in her. She's got a nice bum and is petite with small tits, quite pale, dark hair, freckles, long nose, big brown eyes quite Celtic features

and I'm beginning to realise what I really desire are taller blonde girls with German features and big tits :/

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>>68108888
>that shooping

>>68108872
bent means gay

>>68108873
Thought it was a normal pic then I looked to the right

>>68108916
only angry one here is you lad, now make like your flag and leaf this thread

>>68108942
>making them go from disappointed to full on horrified
Tsk, tsk, tsk, non non et non.

>>68108964
t. angry and sad pathetic boy

>>68108888
Tim's Canadian cousin in the back left

>>68108922
>way too shy.
No such a thing.

well im off for today lads
farewell

>>68108997
Bises l'anon.

>>68108922
>I like her company a lot,
I think this is the problem for me: the only person I can stand being around for an extended amount of time is myself

Even though she's very clever (maybe even smarter than me) and she's quite witty and intellectual I just feel like being by myself. I go over and hang out, shag a couple of times, go to sleep and then wing it in the morning.

Sexually it's amazing, I guess I guess the problem just that I hate other people.

>>68108636

I'll try* again next year

*not really

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>oui monsieur, je parlé francais

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>>68109085

girlfriend is lovely, sweet, trustworthy, smart and her parents are wealthy

still can't help cheating on her (only via texts though, I don't meet up with anyone), getting incredibly angry towards her and pushing her / giving her dead legs and masking it as a playful joke

I fully love her I think but I just get bored and get quite a rise out being horrible haha, she lied by omitting something once and I told her to fuck off out of her own flat, trashed the place and waited for her to start crying before I forgave her, got a bit hard when she cried as well, dunno what's wrong with me

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>>68109042

>>68109102
._.

Business idea: nap until 12pm then catch the 12:25 bus then print out the paper i need for my 1pm class from the 'brary

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I WANT TO STRANGLE TONY BLER!

would passionately kiss nigel farages bumhole if he was okay with it

>>68109165
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Business idea: set up a meeting for are tim and reviewlad

Will the non-British please leave so I can start laffing?
Love jokes here

>>68109130
starting to think I should stick with this and not bother with relationships

don't know how long it's going to last, might drag on a bit because I think she quite likes me, but afterwards I'm going to stick to sorting myself out.

>>68109129
>still can't help cheating on her (only via texts though
I'm pretty sure every lad does this as long as the relationship isn't seriously long term

Nothing wrong with a bit of online flirting, sexting and nudes-getting. It's in our nature to fuck around, and because of the internet we can kind of do this without really hurting anyone

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>>68109195
TONY BLER IS A RIGHT SOD

been having the strangest, most vivid dreams lately

they also typically abruptly end when I naturally wake up 5 minutes before my alarm, odd

>>68109165
The UK would've continued its decline that began under Thatcher and continued under Major were it not for Blair stepping in tbqh

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>>68109242
Go away Tony

Does anyone know who the babestation bird posted the other day is? The one who spoke about shagging a rugby team.

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Just used 3 times the amount of ariel washing gel + conditioner that I was supposed to cos my housemate put the washing machine onto some "spin" mode that doesn't even wash the clothes and tried washing my clothes with that twice lmao

>>68109279
ah yes, cos everybody who posts in /brit/ is monitoring the thread 24/7 to remember who you're talking about

post a pic you dafty

>>68109237
me too

>>68109263
It's true, you autists who go on and on trashing Blair's record have no counter for the facts. Instead you just get caught up his involvement in the Iraq War, one mistake amongst a sea of overall good

From the moment you are born, you are prepped to be a slave and you exist only to enrich a select few powerful and wealthy people at the top. From the stuff you learn in kindergarten, all the way to the media that you follow, to the prescription drugs that you take to "treat" symptoms, to even the TV dinners and fast food you eat......... everything is designed to keep the narrative flowing. You want to know what they call this? "Society".

just shagged an entire rugby team

>>68109242
Thatcher as the first post war PM that stopped our decline

>>68109312
>cos everybody who posts in /brit/ is monitoring the thread 24/7
Nah just the government

Accidentally tasted my own piss.

Business idea: tell a lie on /brit/

>>68108113
>>68108021
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>>68108279
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>>68109199
cringeworthy canadians trying so desperately to fit in by using british slang and gimmicks

>>68108376
>Greenland, Iceland, Great Britain, Faroe Islands and Norway.
I like the sound of that, mates

Fucking hell lads, my hairline has started receding so I thought fuck it I'd just shave my head. Yesterday in work I got called into HR and questioned about my 'new look' I said I just started shaving because I thought it looked good and the HR woman said I was intimidating people of colour in the office and that I should get a normal haircut or get a warning for anti social behaviour.

>>68108636
Imagine nega-/brit/ on tumblr where girls talk about their failure to get a boyfriend

>>68109328
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fu-2F09vAsA

>>68109345
Pissed into an empty coke bottle and tasted it when I was about 6, almost vomited

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>>68109357

>>68109338
bit gay

>>68109383
Impressive

>>68109383
all (You)

>>68109383
Wew.

all french people should be killed

>>68109361
>girls talk about their failure to get a boyfriend

this doesn't happen

>>68109358
Here here

>>68109438
Subjective.

>>68109463
Sounds more like an objective lad

300 UCAS Tariff points or equivalent *; 2:1 degree in any discipline.

What does this mean? Applying for this job

>>68109438
agreed

>>68109312
How would I have a picture when I'm trying to find out who she is?

It was a webm and she had a high pitched voice.

She may have been a jock.

>>68109438
And you've only succeeded in murdering one of our numbers, so I don't think the policy of killing us should even be left in your hands.

>>68109481
No u

>>68109489
Perfide gaulois.

>>68109442
it actually does but I think it's rare
my gf has some weirdo virgin mates who struggle a lot to find a bf or a guy to take their virginity. sure, they kiss at parties but the main reason they never get anywhere are cause these are average looking girls living in fantasy lands where they're expecting a 'perfect' guy to come to them, and when they see a guy they fancy, they get obsessive and weird, pushing the guy away

mind you, these girls are all 18. don't know if there are many girls in their 20s who struggle to get a bf

>>68109357
Canadians are semi-British though. They are the daywalkers of the yank world.

someone please suck my cock

>>68109383
exquisite

All French people should be alive.

>>68109536
I will
us french people love to be subdued by the superior anglo cock

>>68109535
Have you met them? Aussies and Brits definitely have loads in common. Canadians are basically indistinguishable from yanks

>>68109536
you have to suck mine first

>>68109565
>>68109565
did the new
>>68109565
>>68109565

>>68109560
>using an IP modifier

>>68109535
not at all. canadians are essentially americans whereas places like australia are british like

>>68109494
link it in the archive at least

go back and look for it

>>68109536
alright, let me just undo your fly and... what the fuck is this? where's the foreskin? it looks like a dry mushroom

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>bonjour! Comment-s'apple tu?

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When a person is alive they consist of millions of molecules and atoms, all bound together. When they die, they consist of the exact same arrangement of those molecules and atoms, still bound together, yet now they are dead; no longer alive; no longer consciousness?

What then IS consciousness?

>>68109624
Consciousness can only be felt and experienced
It's not a tangible object

>>68109535
Canadians have a few British mannerisms like how they act in public and etiquette but they only have American "banter". Strayans have some british etiquette but purified British Banter,

>>68109624

Consciousness is a con-game of nature

>>68109322
>flooded Europe with durkas
>one mistake in a sea of good

Fuck Off Tony!

>>68109624
fuck off dr.manhattan

over simplified bollocks