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Literally Hitler edition
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first for me
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>>68106162
>Hitler is not a German
>Stalin is not a Russian
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Literally Ulmanis post
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After seeing how the left is still acting I hope their delusional fears come true
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>>68106162

Sieg heil

hitler did nothing wrong
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>>68106218
Agreed.
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>>68106255
This is now banned in Germany
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQiVHJmSxIM
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>>68106312
Poor germs.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9ePhVDYRiE
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jqZ5Y92dl0

WE'RE GOING TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
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WAKEY WAKEY /CUM/
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got my school wifi's password lads
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>>68107717
Why wouldn't you have the password
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>>68107743
It is only for teachers and administration only /:
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i baited /his/ again lols

>>>/his/2023965
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p2TKhUmYEqs&feature=youtu.be
DEJA VU
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>>68108172
/his/ is the easiest board to bait
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wew lads, the Polish CP spammer is back on /pol/. He says "the authorities took my old computer".
What a piece of shit. no i will not link
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>>68108952
that's good to hear. This place just wasn't the same without him. Hopefully he can make 4chan great again.
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>>68099052
Hot af I tell ya what
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>>68109127
lay off the booze lady
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>>68109285
Don't tell m-don't tell me what ta do ya fuckin leaf
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>>68109127
>>68109433
what, shes too young to drink anyway.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, /cum/?
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>>68109921
to get away from the niggers.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjwt12ZhCYc

why does life keep getting worse
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Good morning friends.

Anyone awake.
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>>68110110
I never sleep
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all the girls standing in the line for the bathroom
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>>68109473
Never stopped me Tbh
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>>68110266
That shower is actually a gas chamber Jensen.
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>>68110266
including me :3
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>>68110338
*plays you like a fiddle*

heh...
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>>68110338
>>68110366
did you hear what i just said, bitch nigga?
fucking idiot
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Gonna start blastin you niggas if you don't step the fuck off
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>>68110774
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Oh would u look at that Hitler really did have small hands

Really makes you think
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>All these nords in my spongebob thread.
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>>68110899
He was a small guy
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>my spongebob thread
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MMMMM
http://www.ctpost.com/living/article/Report-Connecticut-is-the-second-best-state-to-10642267.php
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got a 600 euro watch today phams
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Why do themost insecure kinf of women have such a frustration against men' always spewing some perverted whorish bullshit? Usually those women are ugly slampigs. Sick of stuck up useless slampigs chirping, need down to earth grill.
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>>68111251
If I made 71 k a year I'd be doing pretty good too.
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>>68110985
For an Austrian
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>loud
>attention seeking
>obnoxious
>unintelligent
>unattractive

Why women like this crave validation to such cringey and autistic degree?
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>west virginia
>white, christian, patriotic
>everyone is obese and takes meth

trumpkins explain?
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@68111500
back to r9k fag
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>>68111535
Watch the Louis Theroux episode where he goes to WV (demo derby) and tell me it doesn't look maximum comfy.
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>>68111535
They don't have any niggers to blame their problems on so they have to confront their own shortcomings. They turn to drugs instead of dealing with their problems
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girls are so pretty guys...

isn't it kinda crazy?
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>>68111536
Am not r9K nor fag. I Just dont understsnd why women are so fucked in the head?
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I have been on my school district's sub list for one day and already got two calls. Denied both of them because I am busy today but comes off at kind of pathetic. You get to work 8-3 but it's only $10/ hr.
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>>68111676
They're just angles and smells. Don't let your monkey brain fool you into thinking they're valuable. Treat them like anyone else, that's what they find attractive anyway.
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>I come home last night
>I make a shitpost
>notorious autist cana chan makes a shitpost in catalogue

Hmmm....
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>>68111676
got more of the girl on the right?
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>>68111676
They are so pretty it is intimidating, especially when you have no sense of self worth
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>>68111696
You're right that's good advice.

Just normal people.
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>>68111829
Maybe you should just get some self worth lol
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>>68111933
>Just normal people.

tired: slavs aren't white
wired: women aren't white
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>>68111676
me on the right
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>dont check catalogue and shitpost in /cum/ cause depressed and sleep deprived

It couldnt get any worse
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Every vile vein of maliciousness you have has been used up
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If you shuffle the letters of Canuck, you get NA Cuck.
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>>68112041
don't tell canada or she'll get mad
hehe
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>>68111974
iktf

Last night I was up till 3 or 4 because I couldn't fall asleep despite not having slept more than 2 hours the night before. Sometimes you just want to sleep but it doesn't work.
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>>68112065
I have big benis 4u.
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Why, if crazy woman cannot have you, they to ends of earth to shit up your life?
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>>68112041
If you shuffle the letters of Finland you get liF and n
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>>68108324
Those retards bait themselves half the time.
I'm sick of the faggots calling everything /pol/, they shit up the board.
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>>68112083
Curiously enough tho I can always fall asleep during the day time. I'm usually good to nod off any time between 7 am- 4 pm.
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>>68112105
go be drunk somewhere else
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>>68112084
a grll benis?
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Should I get a za or a panzo today, buds?
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"Long live Germany. Long live Argentina. Long live Austria. These are the three countries with which I have been most connected and which I will not forget. I greet my wife, my family and my friends. I am ready. We'll meet again soon, as is the fate of all men. I die believing in God"
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>It's december already

Shit...

Anyway, good morning /cum/
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>>68110977
>my spongebob thread.

I don't know why I laughed at that so much.
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>American expats who hate Trump are already arriving in Finland

Make it stop please. I can handle Syrian refugees because there's an actual war there but for fucks sake no YANKS.
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>>68112281
>8 more days and it's Christmas break 'till Jan 12th
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>>68112281
Good morning Baja, how you doing?
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>>68112281
morning baja-chan, looking cute as always.
What're you going to eat for breakfast
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core 2 duo e8400 @ 3.0 ghz
4gb ram
350 gb hdd
win7 coa sticker
low end led monitor, kbd and mouse

Going to sell on Craigslist. How much should I ask?
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>>68112281
Merry christmasu
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>>68112435
I feel cold right now, so i'm trying to get warm.
I know this like a joke for canadians, but life goes on.

>>68112456
Some fruit, i guess.

>looking cute as always.
thank you.
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>had to sign receipt for a pizza
>just made random scribbles and dotted nonexistent i's

I'm getting good at this
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>>68112645
>not drawing a cock instead
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>>68112645
Literally had a smiley face for my debit card signature once.
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>>68112764
this one?
:^)
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>>68112504
I left higher end systems on the curb
even if the performance is enough for light duty, any smart buyer would know the parts may be worn out and can fail soon
$100
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>>68112788
who are you?
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>>68112634
I recently had some hot cazeula at 30°C was pretty good
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It's December here and I'm still sweating.

t. Floridaman
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>>68112898
That would be a fair price. I only paid $65 for the tower a couple months ago and $40 for the monitor when it was new. I just figured I'd bundle everything together since I am going to be moving. Not rich enough to leave $100 on the curb though. I wouldn't really call it an old machine, but I am used to stretching the life of my PCs. I usually don't get something new until my old machine has a failure on a major component.
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Are Denmark and Chile proxy fags?
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>it's december already
>year is almost over
fuckin hell, it doesn't even feel like 2016 happened at all, it went by so fast.
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What is /cum/ doing for Christmas?
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Or samefag autist on one proxy?
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>>68113115
I'm not a proxy, but the footporn guy it's
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>>68113115

I am Canadian

I must admit, I suck cocks.
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>>68113134
It happened, bud.

>>68113200
Last family Christmas before we sell my grandparent's house.
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just watched the nice guys

pretty good movie
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>>68113230
good for you, faggot. nice proxy.
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>>68113134
That's what happens when you have a meme election

>>68113247
Why are you selling your grandparents' house?
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>>68113301
>Why are you selling your grandparents' house?
Because they're dead.
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>you will never be a CIA spook
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>>68113388
Sorry f.am
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>they're dead
soon your parents will be dead
and then it'll be your turn before long
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>>68113519
>>68113301
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>>68113464
It's all good.

>>68113519
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axXWMn8ZNcg
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>>68112919
ur worst nightmare
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>>68113393
>you will never be in the CIA SAD
>you will never conduct top secret black ops throughout the World
>you will never travel back in time to Vietnam, join SOG, and go around dressed in black pajamas terrorizing Vietnam fucking shits
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>you will never file a flight plan

feels bad
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVgwvj8N8ew
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>tfw you already filed a flight plan with the agency
>tfw you're not on it
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>>68113589
I'm young enough that I will make it to the singularity, but my gf is a luddite and doesn't seem to want to live past the age of 100.

>>68113668
General aviation is not expensive. You could do it on a McDonalds worker's wage if you saved up.
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>tfw you got on the flight plan with Smee and Maimin
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>>68113604
Do yiu have a reason to aspire to be the "worst nightmare" of a andom shit talker on a mongolian pottery forum?
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>>68112764
Wait you can actually do that?
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post your favorite bloodborne theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3V9zxXN1rx0
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>>68113726
>I'm young enough that I will make it to the singularity, but my gf is a luddite and doesn't seem to want to live past the age of 100.
So she doesn't want to spend an eternity in shared consciousness with you? Sounds like this isn't the one fåm.
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Why do self driving truccs still need cabs, just hook a trailer up to one of those little shits like they have at the airport.
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>tfw big guy
>tfw i cuck all these little CIA guys

KEK
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>>68113972

100% Canadian here. Please cuck me you big Dane.
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>>68113948
>believing in marriages
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>>68113972
U U U U
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>>68113948
I guess what she is saying is that she wants to spend her life with me, but not any longer than what we have come to expect.
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>>68113908
Who actually looks at signatures? I wrote "Benis" and "Pepe" earlier this week.
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>>68114010
>wanting death by single motherhood
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>ywn have a qt danish bf
why even continue living
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I have an Hitler folder with 130 files in it. This bad?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d29GGnHg9OM&list=PLFv2RMjeFQJiR8YKljtL2Qb5CpIQ10MQK&index=9
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>>68114134
I just bought 50 condoms on eBay.
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>>68114134
Yes. It means that you've spent enough time here to gather 130 Hitler reaction pics
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i just sold some used condoms to some idiot on ebay

hahahah
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>>68114201
>not just going to a Sex Addicts Anonymous meeting, posing as an addict, meeting sluts, then getting all the free condoms you want
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>>68114203
They ain't from here my mememaster.
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>>68114282

I once found a free condom in my cereal. Man, I was delighted as fuck. I don't have a gf but I put it on and had sex with my pillow.
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http://www.arabamerica.com/stings-new-song-inshallah-acknowledges-refugee-hardships/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMoWyWIF12g

>>68114301
Do those really exist
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>>68114345
>Do those really exist

Yes. They have an *insert any addiction* anonymous now, all following the same or at least very similar 12 step program originally made by Alcoholics Anonymous.

They're not as common as drug and alcohol addiction ones but they're out there.
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>Shitposter anonymous
hi my name's anon... and i'm a shitposter
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>>68114447
They have porn addicts anonymous and other addictions most people on here have like video game and computer addicts anonymous, so you're not too far off.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKMkQFqEMnY
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Lately when I beat my meat I ejaculate but I don't feel like I really came.
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ohayou~
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>>68114647

Help me cum cum
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Do you think in like a hundred or two hundred years they will make movies glorifying the Nazis as bad asses or Heroes? We have movies like that about the Spartans or Romans now and they were like some of the biggest humans rights abusers of their time.
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>>68114702
cana, ur back!!
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>>68114758
nope sry
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>>68114746
No. Jewish butthurt is generational.
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>>68114746
i've seen the future
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>>68114746
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>>68114803
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2015/aug/21/study-of-holocaust-survivors-finds-trauma-passed-on-to-childrens-genes
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>>68114842

>eternal reparations
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>>68112420
Kek I have christmas break since 23th ;_;
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>>68114842
So should they be asking their grandparents for reparations?
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once all the "holocaust" surviviors die off, their children and grandchildren will start calling themselves survivors

mark my words
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>>68115007
I'm sure some of them already do.
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Thought: The Jewish multiculturalism conspiracy if true is actually benevolent even if we are all just goyim. The world would be better off if we are all the same.
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>>68115416
Or not the same, but more mixed.
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Hahaha look at this funny picture.
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Hahahaha the French are so funny hahahahahahahahaha.
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>>68115416
>>68115446

>if true
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MAN I FUCKING LOVE THIS SONG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5TrJBmPKMs
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I'm a loner who lives by myself. Should I start going to Church to be part of the community and meet good people?
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i gotta poo really bad but co worker is doing stuff right by the bathroom and i know it's going to be a violent poo
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>>68115769
>not marking your territory properly
>not showing absolute dominance
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>>68115544
Asian girls usually wear the mask to hide their faces because of pimples/ herpes/ ugly nose/ bad teeth.
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>>68115698
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>>68115769
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sZ2K3lsB1U
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>>68115998
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>>68116075
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who wants to join my bulgarian indie techno rap group
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>>68116152
stop
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>>68116220
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>REEEE FUCKING NORMIES

The goal is to become a normie though right?
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>>68116324
that's fucking GAY
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the gf
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>>68116344
N-no.
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>>68116465
STOP SEXUALIZING THE IDOOOLS
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>lewdposting this early

can't you just wait until this saturday please?
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>>68116519
i blame the soviet
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>>68116519
At least it wasn't me who started it this time
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>>68116519
>says the lewd slut
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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1480548064133.webm
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Y'all niggas need Jesus
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>>68116519
this late in Russia.
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>>68116657
That has to be the epitome of pathetic.
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*posts the hands together emoji*
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>Drank a lot of coffee
>Get nervous about exam
>Vomit
>Some gets up my nose
>Smell vomit for the rest of my day
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>>68116732
No more pathetic than any other fan who is way too in to their respective fandom.
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>>68116780
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>>68116781
It is when it's obviously sexual.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irXQid4peS0

butiful
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWUixfdivoM

Who the fuck makes this shit?
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>>68116935
redditors
>>
time to waste the entire day not doing anything again
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>>68116935
that's not moonman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhzQ0ZXI5ko
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>>68117108
ahahah
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>>68106448
chelsea IS ugly
>>
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>abdomen is hurting like if I did abdominals
WHY CAN'T I LIVE ONE DAY WITHOU SOMETHING HURTIING
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>>68116935
lol I made that one
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>>68117604
Do you need someone to rub it?
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HAHAHAHAHA
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>>68117738
no, i'm fine thank you
>>68117771
>doing a funeral for something that doesn't even know it's own existence
so fucking dumb
>>
>>68117771
what a freak
>>
>>68117771
Oh america
>>
>>68117771
That probably just means buried or cremated and not a """funeral""".
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>>68117771
Based
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>>68114339
Some people have all the luck.
>>
>>68117771
Thought he was smarter than christie
>>
>>68117848
It still makes a women think twice about killing a baby
>>
>>68117980
Literally everything you just said is wrong
>>
on hold with da bank lads.

wats up with you guys?
>>
Walking on sunshine lads, everythings great today
>>
>>68118106
Debating whether I should get high again today
>>
There is literally nothing wrong about giving fetuses funerals
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>>68117980
It might just be a formality in the paperwork.
Instead of saying "dispose of the baby" after an abortion, now it will say "cremate the body". As long as the abortion place can take custody of the body, it doesn't really matter what happens to the body.
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>>68118128
Neck yourself
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>>68118106
enjoying the NEET life
listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhzQ0ZXI5ko
>>
Anyone an orphan itt? I have a fetish for throwing birthday parties for orphans
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>>68118181
Shut the fuck up you cuck faggot
>>
>>68118210
At least I made your day a little bit worse

yeah douche
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>>68118264
>someone on 4chan said something mean
>my day is worse
Did you really think this through?
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>>68118210
I hope you have a good day
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>>68118128
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>>68118331
I hope you have a great day too anon
>>68118338
and a good day to you too
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>>68118309
>implying I can think
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>>68118375
>>
autism is eroding my soul like hot acid against tree bark
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>>68118400
aw man, I'm sorry about that
>>68118414
que?
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>>68117980
>implying its not because he bought shares of a cremation company that specializes in fetuses 1 year before
Also
>wanting niggers to multiply
You really didn't think this one through did ya?
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>>68118458
It's okay, I've accepted that I'm a moron long ago.
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>>68118458
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>>68118179
The doctors just dump the fetuses in medical trash bins
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>>68118587
Mizuki a qt
>>
>apply for a job that requires only high school and needs no certification
>pays a bit over minimum wage
>they want someone with experience in that position
>job website says if delete option for application disappears that job ad has been closed
>job ad is still up on the site
>they probably rejected my application
fug
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>>68118509
Inn mote concerned when white people do out. But a child is a child regardless of race and creed
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>>68118587
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>>68118653
*I'm more
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>>68118639
What job?
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>>68118674
>>
I feel kinda left out on this site.

I just don't like anime.
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>>68118715
in a pharmacy sort of store, it would be mostly cashier nonsense and getting yelled at by customers
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>>68118725
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>I just don't like anime
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>>68118845
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have news clippings
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>>68118835
Is it hard to become a pharm tech in Canada? Pays a bit above min wage here but in Michigan they just made it a licensed occupation two years ago so it's a little harder to get into now.
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>>68118940
>>68118845
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>>68118945
I like headlines that tell you the whole little story
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>>68118940
>>
A tiger's waiting to be tamed
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>>68119031
>Tiny dick Dane want's to join in
lmao get a bigger penis pls

>>68119077
;)
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>>68119134
>lmao get a bigger penis pls
u fucking cunt
u bitch!
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>>68118639
It takes at least a day for applications to be processed. If you don't hear back from them within a few days you'll have your answer.

Jobs like this have a high turnover rate with people coming and going, especially those with little to no experience in that field, so they're always going to pick those with experience, especially if they clearly state that's what they're looking for.

Just keep applying man, it usually takes me about a month to land a new gig every time I force myself to quit out of the blue.
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>>68119134
>>68119182
it's okay bud
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>>68119016
this wasn't a pharm tech job, just an assistant who gets pills ready and handles the cashier side of things. you're basically an assistant to the pharm tech.

and so-so. Depends who you work for, if it's a general drug store I think you're looking at 19/hr range which is good, maybe more. You have to get a license for it here too, the class lasts a few months. They do things like flu shots here so require some competence. I was interested in looking into that job but apparently they won't even take me on for cashier duties.. so fuck it. The assistant job pays around 13-14/hr so expecting experience in it is a bit dumb.
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Dennish men are HOT
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>starting to forget english words and how to write it
what is happening
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>>68119207
It's just, from what the website says they purposefully rejected my application and the job ad is still up. It's been up for a month according to their site. I've tried applying to jobs that say to bring the application in person only to be told by the cunts that they aren't actually hiring, they're just taking applications. Wasted a fucking day on nothing.

All I can do is keep applying as you've said. It's just frustrating.
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WHO
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>>68119441
THE FUCK IS THAT?!?
>>
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>>68119454
EXACTLY WHAT I HAVE BEEN ASKING FOR THE PAST THREE DAYS.
His face is so perfect.
My only clue is that he worked with Pleix, a French group in creating video art.
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>>68119061
some stories are simple and wonderful that way
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>>68119513
He looks like a weird mix of Trevor Noah and David Bowie

very handsome
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>>68119413
>All I can do is keep applying as you've said. It's just frustrating.

Tell me about it... Nowadays everything is done online and much more thorough.

Even the most entry level of jobs, even fast food make you take all kinds of tests and shit to "try and get to know you better", which is retarded since it's much easier to bullshit on a computer than it is in person face to face with the employer. Some of these applications taking up to 30 minutes to finish. Could've drove around to several places by then and filled out a standard application in person, then proceeding to ask to speak with the manager right on the spot.

Job hunting now makes no fucking sense and it drives me fucking nuts, especially since most places never even get back to you for so much as an interview.
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>>68117771
>>68117813
>>68117843

what's with all the baby killing commies?
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has troodoe gone into hiding after he praised a communist dictator?
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>>68119625
The internet ruined job applications. Automated walls of garbage, and all kinds of legislation and requirements to make getting even shitty jobs hard.

I applied to one stock-room job ad before and got a bite. The fuckers sent me a "personality test" quiz that had over 100 questions that needed to be completed in 30 minutes, which determined if you were "compatible" with the team. It was basically a Chinese knock off of a Myers Briggs test. I picked the the "I'm not an asshole" options, completed it in time, and they still never called back.

Are you still looking for work, or stuck at a shitty place? I'm thinking of applying for some shitty kitchen dish work jobs but even some of those restaurants have online shit to fill out.
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>>68119838
he's also been forced in an awkward place where he has to approve pipelines so the lefties hate him for that too

so basically yes
>>
>30 days left of GF2016

Who /fourthquarterhero/ here?
>>
Haha you remember that time when that guy said something stupid? haha
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>>68119882
Feels good man
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did a big stinky poo lads
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>>68119912
ugh.. that was me. I'll never live that down, will I?
>>
>>68119961
yep
>>
permanent mark just appeared on my kindle obscuring a letter on every page

really did not need this today desu
>>
>>68120051
throw it at a chinese person and ask them to get their cousin to build you a new one

as a bonus you'll make an asian friend
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>>68119850
If there any mom and pop stores in his area, they may be a good choice. The only problem with that is those places don't offer a lot of room for advancement nowadays. The owner of one local butcher shop was recently confused when he had to close up a business which had been operating for over 100 years, yet there was no one to step up and continue the operation after he retired.

The problem is that he wanted to sell the business for something like $250k (which is probably a fair assessment of everything in the package), but I'm sure none of his former employees could afford it because those places simply don't usually pay enough.
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>
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>>68119850
>The internet ruined job applications. Automated walls of garbage, and all kinds of legislation and requirements to make getting even shitty jobs hard.
Yep. and you know what they do with all this information right? Sell it to other companies behind your back.
>I applied to one stock-room job ad before and got a bite. The fuckers sent me a "personality test" quiz that had over 100 questions that needed to be completed in 30 minutes, which determined if you were "compatible" with the team. It was basically a Chinese knock off of a Myers Briggs test. I picked the the "I'm not an asshole" options, completed it in time, and they still never called back.
Exactly the shit I'm talking about. I always used to go the same route as you, hamming up my niceness and compatibility, yet no bites. So I finally said fuck it and started going the straight asshole route with some qualities thrown in for good measure, and what the fuck do you know? Bites. Bites like a mother fucker.

It's like trying to get a girl, you don't be the nice guy, you be the asshole, and the panties drop. That's what job hunting is now in a fucking nut shell.
>Are you still looking for work, or stuck at a shitty place? I'm thinking of applying for some shitty kitchen dish work jobs but even some of those restaurants have online shit to fill out.
Nah I'm actually working at Chipotle right now, just started two weeks ago and it's going fine, in fact fine enough that my manager is already talking about training me to take his position when he leaves in 3 months so I got that going for me. Decent pay as well and I have ZERO experience in the restaurant industry.

The dish washing gigs are for illegals here, illegals who work several jobs and have years of experience working in the back with the other illegal cooks. No idea how it is in Canada but every illegal I've ever been forced to work with has told me they've had at least two dish washing gigs in the past. So don't get too hyped for that shit.
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https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1480374008569.webm
>russian cooking
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I just want some racial purity
Love, truth, justice, and security
If we condone inferiority today
What will tomorrow be?

Sometimes it's dangerous when you live life under the Moon
In particular if you're a fucking coon
Boom boom, perpendicular to the bathroom wall
Blood in the stall, your tomb

Sometimes it's fandoubletastic to be a White man
Saying "I love you" to the Ku Klux Klan
One race, one senpai, one Moon, one Man
One dick in the butt like damn

>tfw not even a racist but moon man has good lyrics
>>
>>68120199
I am subbed to his YouTube channel.
>>
>>68120158
nice source
>>
>>68120199
this is the best thing i've seen in weeks

>>68120252
please share
>>
>>68119964
adorable!
>>
>>68120278
Kreosan

but it's all in Russian
>>
haha fell down and now myeg is bleeding
>>
>>68120471
Rub urine on the wound to kill off any infections and to subdue toxins.
>>
>>68120471
Disinfect that wound and stay safe latvian friend
>>
>>68120471
gonna have to chop it off bud
>>
>>68120527
>rub urine

im not indian

>>68120598
already done buddy
>>68120618
FUCK
>>
>>68120471
u broke ur egg?
hehehe
>>
>>68120155
I knew a German exchange student in high school that moved to Canada after. She was staying with some family here and working at their butcher shop. They paid so terribly and worked her so hard she ended up quitting and getting a part time job somewhere else that paid better. Wouldn't be surprised if that guys situation wasn't much different.

Mom and Pop shops are dead here. They're all shitty fake chinese food or chain companies, or small businesses that fail that want to become chain companies that treat their employees like garbage. It's no wonder low-end companies cried foul when they lost access to temporary foreign workers for a few months, only people from shit holes will put up with their bullshit.

>>68120166
Fast-food and cleaning jobs here are almost exclusively foreign workers here. Mostly due to the bad pay, hours, and management being cunts who often barely speak English themselves. I worked at one like that and they kept trying to pressure people into working overtime for free. Restaurant jobs here, aside from fast food, tend to have lots of students employees. Some companies force tip sharing with the backroom staff so the foreign workers haven't completely taken it up. They do tend to sit on line cook positions from what I get though, but overall they haven't infected actual restaurants too much.

> So I finally said fuck it and started going the straight asshole route with some qualities thrown in
In what way? Everyone is always giving me conflicting advice for resumes and interviews. Lie. Don't lie. Kiss ass, be confident. I don't even know what to do anymore.

Glad things are going in a good direction for you at least. Hopefully the new gig will pay better?
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>>68120471
are u ok
>>
>>68120419
thank you!
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Police militarization will increase under Donald Trump.

T/F?
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>>68120716
jes

>>68120669
xddd
>>
>>68120777
good trips
you'll be ok
>>
>>68120777
be ok
>>
*starts swinging at you*
>>
>>68120943
yo denmark stop fighitng
>>
>>68120943
I don't go that way man
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Gettin' a lil' horny rn buds.
>>
>>68120962
>>68120980

what nigga, what?
*starts swinging at you again*
>>
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>>68120986
looks like you could use a lifeguard friendo
>>
>>68121011
kiss me
>>
>>68121011
listen nigga I'm not gay
>>
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WHO WANTS SOME WANG
>>
>>68121011
yo, I ain't wanna go all in you, whitey
>>
>>68121026
>webm
me except I'd say something awkward at the end and leave the room
>>
>>68121123
>>68121123
>>68121123
>>68121123

new bread
>>
>>68120715
>In what way? Everyone is always giving me conflicting advice for resumes and interviews. Lie. Don't lie. Kiss ass, be confident. I don't even know what to do anymore.

Like when it asks you shit like "Do you feel it's ok to slack off at work?", I started saying Yes or Agree, and "If you see a fellow coworker doing something wrong or unlawful, do you feel it's right to consulate with the manager?", I'll say No or Disagree. Stuff like that. Where as before I'd make it seem like I'm a total square who never cuts up at work. I guess they see that as being honest.

And when it comes to listing prior work experience, I ALWAYS lie out the ass, mostly stretching the truth on how long I worked there and my position with the company, and if I get an interview I'll just play it up and act like I know what the fuck I'm talking about.

Confidence is key. Like I said, getting a job now is like getting a girl.

>Glad things are going in a good direction for you at least. Hopefully the new gig will pay better?

Hopefully. They matched the wage UPS started me off at for much harder manual labor, so $10.50/hour isn't bad considering I have no prior experience in the restaurant industry and Chipotle has this "vision" they keep telling about where they really like promoting from within so they obviously value commitment and loyalty, and if you give that you'll quickly climb the ladder.

Hope you land a new job soon man, shit's tough these days...
>>
create a new thread you fucking queers
>>
>>68121147
open your fucking eyes fagtron
>>
>want to save remaining weed for the weekend
>want to also do nothing but smoke once I get home from work

What's the solution? Buy lots more weed?
>>
>>68121242
you know there is a such thing as a timer, so at the time, it didnt show a thread you motherfucking asspie piece of shit.
>>
>>68121320
>he's so retarded he can't set his timer to 5 seconds
kys nutsucker
>>
>>68121145
Thank you for the advice and well wishes, anon. I'll give that a try.

And be careful of those vision babbles from companies. If they're actually promoting you that's cool, but the last job I had for a few years lied to me about a promotion they had been promising me for a year and a half. I was stupid enough to be strung along.
>>
>>68121369
I guess i am since I only heard 4chan pass has a low timer....
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>>68121600
Well you heard wrong retard, lurk
>>
>>68121622
lurked for years and never see the feature unless it is a 4chan aplication you can download. instead of being an ass like at the beginning og our discusion, you could help a fellow loser out oldfag.
>>
>>68121692
sorry it took a while, I had forgotten
>install 4chan X
>go to settings, then advanced setting
>change update interval to whatever you want
>>
>>68120754
trump isn't the president.
it militarized under george w. bush junior.
it went further with obama.
so what are you trying to say, mate?
>muh 9/11
>need more safety
>need more nsa
>need more homeland security because reasons

>will increase under Donald Trump.
oh and you clearly know what you're talking about.
>>
>>68122165
>>68122165
see, I hate 4chanx all along and didnt even know it. thanks anon.
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