>>68121123
first for /cum/ baby
I fucking hate white people.
oh SHIT
BEEEEEEBIIIIII TIME
cum chan a faggot and anime is fucking gay
>>68121123
The South rose again...
*chops towards you*
African Americans are white
>>68121235
monkeys*
>>68120715
>>68120715
>In what way? Everyone is always giving me conflicting advice for resumes and interviews. Lie. Don't lie. Kiss ass, be confident. I don't even know what to do anymore.
Like when it asks you shit like "Do you feel it's ok to slack off at work?", I started saying Yes or Agree, and "If you see a fellow coworker doing something wrong or unlawful, do you feel it's right to consulate with the manager?", I'll say No or Disagree. Stuff like that. Where as before I'd make it seem like I'm a total square who never cuts up at work. I guess they see that as being honest.
And when it comes to listing prior work experience, I ALWAYS lie out the ass, mostly stretching the truth on how long I worked there and my position with the company, and if I get an interview I'll just play it up and act like I know what the fuck I'm talking about.
Confidence is key. Like I said, getting a job now is like getting a girl.
>Glad things are going in a good direction for you at least. Hopefully the new gig will pay better?
Hopefully. They matched the wage UPS started me off at for much harder manual labor, so $10.50/hour isn't bad considering I have no prior experience in the restaurant industry and Chipotle has this "vision" they keep telling about where they really like promoting from within so they obviously value commitment and loyalty, and if you give that you'll quickly climb the ladder.
Hope you land a new job soon man, shit's tough these days...
>>68121235
Going by the 1% rule, yes.
me
>>68121262
Don't be rude chile :(
>>68121278
Das rote
Should I buy a prius?
>>68121334
Depends, are you gay?
>>68121302
duh
>>68121343
Hello, ice cream sandwich.
ive got an impacted wisdom tooth but im to autistic to want to go to the dentist. i'm in serious pain and can't eat.
>>68121358
No
But come on, that gas mileage bro
Browsing /n/ makes me a lil' suicidal desu.
>>68121262
and chileans are so white...
>>68121334
NO
>>68121442
Whisky should do the trick.
>>68121427
hello leafperu
>>68121171
/cum/ is where racist crackers and niggers get along friend.
>>68121557
Is that Bill Burr and his wife?
>>68121171
Then leave, nigger
>>68121557
me on the right
>>68121467
>confusing peru with chile
quality education
>>68121639
Movie called Neo ned. A white supremacist befriends a black girl who thinks she's the reincarnation of hitler. Literally /cum/ the movie.
>>68121466
I forget boards like that even exist. And there is still anime threads about animes riding bikes.
Just a daily reminder that you're all very cute!~ <3
>>68121789
>Just a daily reminder that you're all very cute!~ <3
E-even me Canada???
Pic related is me
>>68121789
But I'm not a chick
and boys aren't supposed to be cute, we're supposed to be handsome
>>68121703
first image that came up in the google images and it is labeled afro chileans. dont get mad at me. now, i do see a peruvian type flag now
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afro-Chileans
http://www.ipsnews.net/2010/07/afro-chileans-seek-recognition-in-census/
I wonder why theres so little data on your fellow countrymen, is it because of the congolombiano invasion?
>>68121839
I'm a grill and I try to omit using the word cute with men.
I feel as though it effeminates them and puts them on the same rankings of a miniature puppy or something.
>>68121789
Ha, I wish I was
>>68121789
Thanks for trying
Did you know the main role of the vice president is to be forcefully raped by the president and president-elect on the last day of his term?
>>68121903
Basically this. Never refer to a male over 12 as "cute"
>>68121903
>I'm a grill
Girl (male)
>>68121998
*le sigh*
im going back to tumblr byyyyyye
>>68121987
>faggots trying to bring down Pence
Wait until he makes you take conversion therapy.
>>68122036
I'm dead inside now
Do american parents actually try to convince their child that santa exists?
did every american (canadian) here believed in him at some point? is this actually a thing outside tv and movies?
Daily reminder that Pence is a huge closeted homosexual who has secret gay anal sex with twinks a quarter of his age.
No one can hear you fart in space.
*Push's you out of airlock*
>>68121858
I've never seen a "afro-chilean", most niggers are just congolombians and haitians
>>68122098
I definitely had a few (mostly girls) in school who believed in santa way to seriously and long, like into high school.
>>68122098
Yeah man, it's all for fun
>>68122183
Sounds like you need to visit Arica
>>68122098
It's like parents telling their kids the boogeyman will get them if they are bad at night. If you are bad around Christmas santa claus will leave coal instead of gifts. Do Mexican parents not do something similar?
>>68122136
according to internet documentaries* Lincoln was a homosexual, so Pence can be to
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI
>>68122183
huh, chile is fucked then if that is true. You got the shit of the population. Id rather have a dominican or brazilian anyday than those two.
>>68122241
I don't want a colombian/haitian drug lord to rob me
>>68122256
My Polish/German grandma laughed when I old her American Santa gave coal to kids.
In the old country he would beat you with a stick. Coal is valuable.
>>68121903
when I call boys cute i'm trying to insult them desu
>>68122285
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH this is amazing
>>68122036
You shouldn't leave, pretending to be a gril is a proud tradition on 4chan.
i want everyone to stop bullying jeb bush
Jeb bush is literally us
I don't understand why we side with trumpf
He's a chad and a normie
Are there any jews here?
>>68121789
>>68122385
Annoying af though. Ruins it for all us actual girls.
>>68122335
kek
>>68121903
Drop it from your vocabulary. I've been called cute in a good way by a pretty girl and it felt jsut as bad as when a different girl called me cute in a demeaning way
>>68122391
jeb was to pure for the life of a politician
>>68122256
not with christmas
not even in day of the death (tradition says skeletons come back and eat the food) or any other holyday
Just the boogeyman stuff
Christmas here it's always been a time of the year that parents buy cool shit to us because they get payed (xmas bonus) and spend more time with family
>>68122335
Your Gran remembers wrong. It's Krampus that beats and kidnaps children.
saw a girl in an anime t-shirt today
she was fat (in a bad way), had very greasy hair, and there was an anime dude on her shirt
>>68122256
Parents scare children telling them the guy who goes from house to house buying junk will kidnap them and that the bag he carries with him is full of bad children.
>>68122036
pls stay there
>>68122489
Krampus was more of an austrian thing and he did worse stuff like kidnap you. He kinda got merged with St. Nick further north.
>>68122338
That was a prompt, not a personal statement.
>>68122529
stinky
fujo
pussy
>>68122429
>girls
>on the internet
WEW
I fucked your mom
>>68122576
Oh come now, it's not 2005 anymore
unfortunately T_T
>>68122584
me
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1480615610390.webm
>>68122550
just saying the whole Santa thing is a perversion of western shit in general.
Like the Slavs had Father Frost (Ded Moroz) who would give gifts to good kids, and possibly kill the naughty. Others had animals like goats that gave kids presents.
>>68122584
Congrats, you fucked a corpse
What the fuck are you retarded fucking clowns doing
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1480621820730.webm
>tfw this robot gets more than you
;_;
>>68122647
Oh yeah I know. Kinda sad that Father Frost lost so much ground to St. Nick
>>68122584
>>68122702
setting up my 3ds so i can play pokemon
Hello
I'm picking up good vibrations
>>68122730
pls no feet today
>>68122601
We both know there are no grills on the internet, why do you think there are so many traps?
>>68122730
>>68122715
yeah, it's shit. there are multiple versions of even him.
I've only read the story about how a mother tried to murder her step-daughter by sending her off into a storm, who was found and given amazing gifts by Father Frost. So the mother tried to send her shitty daughters to also get amazing gifts and he murdered them with winter. That's bad ass.
Some more modern versions have him with a traveling companion that's his granddaughter. Old folk stories are cool. Shame they get lots to mainstream shit.
>>68122563
the guy was also holding a cat on the shirt
could not read what show it was due to her hair
was nasty overall
I need some good games so I don't get boring please help
>>68122791
Well then I guess I better get off the internet
i spent a lot of time with a strangers pussy today
it's a very friendly thing who waits by the train tracks to be petted.
>>68122869
>good games
don't exist.
Man, fuck this. I'm out.
One of these days, lads.
>>68122870
Traps can stay though, I already said that. Also people pretending to be grils can stay too.
>>68122707
some man buys all those sex dolls and also builds robots and programs them to have sex with his sex dolls
feels sad
>>68122869
BattleBorn
D A Y
O F
T H E
R O P E
>>68122947
>>68122913
there's like 3-4 stray cats that hang out around my house
it's pretty cute when they're all roaming together
>>68122869
Ace Combat Infinity
>>68122947
Okay, but what about us actual girls?
>>68123000
this one is too friendly
you bend down to pet it and it climbs onto you and sits on your shoulders. the owner attached a tag to its collar asking people not to take it home since she's such a slut for petting.
>>68122979
traps arent gay though
>>68123000
ADOPT THEM NOW ANON
>>68123019
They don't exist on the internet.
Frisco = San Francisco
Fresno = Los Angeles
>>68123019
proofs
>>68123069
pretty sure they're all flea-ridden desu
>>68123076
Okay, whatever helps you sleep at night bb
>>68123107
Will feet suffice?
>>68123130
...............with modern medicine we can fix that anon.
I look forward to licking a girls pussy.
I wonder if it's as sensitive as people say.
Now this is a bromance
>>68123197
cats don't mind being licked, do not worry
>>68123136
>feet
I'd rather tits but post qt feet pls
>>68123136
I need proofs
>>68123197
Only fags lick pussy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnaSvvSqY-8
Religious infomercials are something else, I tell you what.
>>68123248
it seems so fun though
>>68123189
I've gotta worry about learning to drive then getting a job then getting an apartment
I don't think I could afford flea medicine and cat food for four
>>68123321
>learning to drive
Piss easy desu
>apartment
Also piss easy
>Getting a job
WEW
Viele Amerikaner denken sie hätten die Arier Gene im Hodensack aber sie liegen schlichtweg falsch
In Wahrheit ist Amerika ein Land der Hoffnungalosigkeit.
Die Menschen werden sich schon bald in einem modernen Bürgerkrieg-Holocaust gegenseitig vernichten. Schwarz gegen weiß. Arm gegen reich.
Da lache ich Ha Ha Heil Hitler
>>68123378
it's even worse because I live in an area with few jobs
my future's looking tough and scary
>>68123420
No hablo español mijo
Dad bringing me home a hamburger :3
>>68123321
How old are you? Kind of odd you can drive yet if you are older than 19? Do live in a city with public transportation or something?
Just had an argument with my american friend about sex ed for kids. Good God, man. Why are americans so damn obstinate that sex is something nasty that must be hidden from kids?
>>68123509
19
I had my permit when I was 16 but my mom never really took me to practice so I never learned
I live in the middle of nowhere so there's no public transportation either
it's rough
i like the word ''nigger''
will trump make it not an offensive word again?
i mean he's gon make merica great gain
>>68123480
Careful, he's gonna want something (probably anal) in return
>women takes multiple dicks in her pussy on the reg
>expects you to eat her out
>expects you to WANT to eat her out
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>68123533
How young are we talking hear?
>>68123583
why do people think trump is some turbo racist?
>>68123577
that sucks. Good thing for you the driving test is easy, the hardest part is the computer test, but if you have common sense, you will pass. I believe you. what first car do you want?
Saw three dudes in fedoras on campus including one in lecture. Vape convention must be coming up real soon :v)
>>68123652
"MAN UP"
https://aww.moe/8kheww.webm
>>68123709
>when a woman tells you to man up
>when a woman says be a man
fuck off desu
>>68123663
don't even really care desu
just a car that works would make me happy
>>68123655
Well in sweden sex ed is for fifth graders, so 10-11 year olds.
>>68123762
>tfw you will never teach ohio cuteposter how to drive
;_;
>>68123663
im just playing around
i know he is not a kkk member, but SOME trump supporters like to fuck around with trump/hitler memes, so why not?
>>68123735
I want you to know I apreciate your posts
>>68123787
That's very reasonable, he probably got beaten in his home for asking about sex or something
Remember to dox yourself so I can pay you a visit cummies
>>68123705
I've seen this guy in a fedora that has studs on it. Have to suppress a giggle each time.
>>68123807
Ahh, just me ignore me. I need to learn to stop being anti fun on a chinese gay pickup forum.
>>68123831
Maybe post the link then...
>>68123831
What is that?
>>68123831
Where's me?
>>68123831
>all the leafs except one crammed in Toronto
>>68123807
and a hillary supporter just ran over some students and tried to stab some others
>>68123831
>only four anons from the south
>every leaf is from gayonto
>>68123908
I'm not in Toronto :D
>>68123735
I've seen a porno like that. With the whole teddy bear fucking girls thing.
Japs be fucking crazy.
Two nukes ain't be nearly enough.
>>68123908
>>68123937
>mfw the only leafs stupid enough to doxx themselves are in Toronto or Calgary
>but Americans do it coast to coast
>>68123831
Wyoming is the best state. Why can't I be allowed to move to Wyoming!
Frogposters are so cringe holy fucking shit
https://m.youtube.com/watch?&v=URwL_nxYl1k
>>68123831
I'd beat your ass
>>68123873
>>68123897
>>68123904
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2304625
here you go, remember to leave your door open
>>68123709
>Girl says call you "man" "bro" "dude" or any of the above casually
Drop that skeeze whore
>>68123998
huh, rrrreally tingles my brain
>>68123974
>still in ontario
>>68123998
coastie pride worldwide
>>68121181
BABY
A
B
Y
>>68123831
This is a normie map of /cum/ casuals. Everyone knows all the frequent /cum/posters are in the Midwest/ Great Lakes area.
>>68124005
>infowars
>>68124202
I know there are posters from Atlantic Canada, Quebec, other parts of Alberta and BC.
Unless they are all LARPers from Toronto.
>girl's favorite thing is getting eaten out
R E D
F L A G
closet dyke?
>>68124382
>girl
That's the real red flag
How is it crack-a-lackin', my n-words? Haha! :)
>>68124005
>lumping all frogposters in together
>>68123831
Where do I sign up
>>68124056
We don't lock our doors in Canada anyways.
French rap > American rap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_rEHfLgdcY&index=10&list=PL6szNsef4d4IHh4NBJKjTuMn-YNEwlOIp
>>68122869
Bad Rats: The Rats Revenge
Rowlet is cute.
>>68124705
That's because owls are cute
>>68124613
U.K. Hip hop > us hip hop > fr*nch """rap"""
>>68124705
Omg That's so goddarn cute
>>68124613
US>UK>French>all the other literally whos
>>68124560
Sent ;)
Asian or sub for lunch
>>68124804
>U.K. hiphop>U.S. hiphop
eh
Did you come back to get knocked out like your mom did you little bitch
>girl tells you she loves you then acts retarded, cold and autistic when you tell and show her you feel the same way
The fuck? I feel sorry for the next sorry son of a bitch that hears it from her, thats all i gotta say about that.
>>68124843
>London
Hello, neighbour.
>>68124761
>>68124843
Owl always love you.
>>68124871
Ethnic food is for mongrels.
>>68124889
t. Ultraplen
[spoiler] LOL [/spoiler]
>>68124905
Hi~!!
>>68124953
it's it just an empty room with tacky decorating
>>68124927
Asian is GOAT tho
I should probably clarify, when i say "Asian" what I really mean is """"""Asian""""""
>>68124705
I need one <3
>>68124847
>haha xd look how funy i am, i put it on bermuda haha
>>68124976
>Asian is GOAT
Sorry, you have to leave now.
>>68124900
Girls are a meme champ
>>68124969
Are you having a good day? :D
>>68121442
youre pathetic
the pain will teach you a lesson
>>68124871
>>68124976
Soul food
>>68125026
What no I put it in LA
>>68124843
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>>68125049
I have no soul
>>68124982
The maker of that tiny one refuses to post sewing instructions for it but might offer them on commission.
Baby owls are too cute.
>>68125026
Someone put one on North Korea lmao
>>68125053
Who the fuck did this then?! DELET THIS
>>68125040
Absolutely amazing, my roomate left a whole pack of Poki for me.
You?
>>68125084
XDDDDDDD
>>68125067
every
time
>>68125093
Yeah it's annoying. Same for the fagoot who marked Nanuvut/NWT. Can somebody delete the obviously fake ones?
>>68125093
Ayy
>>68125081
>>68125195
Who cares you autist it's not like someone's actually gonna go around visiting everyone
>>68125163
Same. Today has been comfy, and I'm cooking chicken tenders right now. It's the only thing I have to eat :\
>>68125195
Admin can do it I guess but idk who the admin is
>>68125253
>>68125163
u girls are cute!!
>>68125253
I wish I still had tendies, me and my roommate ate them all a few days ago :(
>>68125335
What is there to do in London?
I've only ever went there to visit family.
LADS
>it's a lets post anime pictures and act like we're 5 year old girls episode, i hate this episode
>>68125438
what are you talking about were all little girls here
>>68125438
>he's not an anime girl on the internet
>>68125241
How do you know? Maybe I want to go visit chathamchan?
>>68125382
Absolutely nothing. It's a shitty college town.
>>68125438
Why aren't you cute, Ottawa-san?~
>>68125418
>tfw no fit gf
>>68125418
Thicc
H
I
C
C
>>68125418
>>68125510
Chatham isn't really anything special desu
>>68125438
i think its time you went to starbucks
I think it's a good day to eat a burger.
Should I?
>>68125029
I just find it pretty fucked up that I can honestly articulate to someone that I return the feel of all feels and their reaction of choice was to tell me to go away. Makes me feel sad for their cuntishness and my own gullibility.
>>68121123
thats one /cum/fy bebbi
>>68125592
i would love if you ate me
>>68125592
absolutely
>>68125592
No, Baja! D-Don't eat Americans!
Cannibalism is wrong!
>>68125571
But you are :3
>>68125592
i-if you want
>>68125643
T-Thank you, London-chan~
>>68125607
don't fall for baby
>>68125729
VERY rude
and i apologize to those i stepped on in my misadventure towards the legendary city of lost cunt-gold. in my lack of experience i was too easily made to look a fool.
>>68125861
>>68122869
Pulsar: Lost Colony looks really cool desu. Going to try it soon.
>>68124705
I picked the cat. Grass owl seems like a really bad idea. Grass flying hasa shitton of weaknesses and isn't good offensively
A Nazi?
>>68125729
literally me
>>68125930
Got anymore psychedelic anime gifs? I love these
Have you paid your respects?
>>68126001
whats a picture of a blank cube supposed to be telling me?
>>68125997
He was a real big Mac
F
>>68126050
R-rude
>>68125997
I posted this same thing yesterday and only got yous from that "Algerian"
>>68125996
No, no anime allowed
>>68126140
Well bye buds
Got a date tonight, wish me luck!
>>68126125
>tfw you ask /cum/ a question and only get a (you) from footkraut
>>68125997
Yes
>>68126262
Wtf why are normies in my thread
>>68126265
>they needed a study
Could have just surveyed 4chinz.
>>68126125
Remember to grab her by the pussy
>even L O N D O N gets dates
Do you guys like my Scout?
>>68126307
>>68126315
>Anime poster
>date
Probably with his mom bud.
>>68126307
/int/ is the normiest board on 4chan
and /cum/ is the normiest general on /int/
>>68126265
It's just clickb8 meant for people that use 4chan and reddit
>>68126370
>/int/ is the normiest board on 4chan
Lies
>and /cum/ is the normiest general on /int/
Also lies
>>68126307
>d-dude normies
They read this shit erryday
>>68126262
>>68126307
Screw you, I have a gf.
>>68126370
This
>>68126420
>he doesnt have a gf
>>68125510
Then go for it, you don't need a gay map to do that
>>68126307
this is actually the most normie thread of the most normie board of 4chan. also
>anime poster from canada with a date
>>68126370
>and /cum/ is the normiest general on /int/
YOU TAKE THAT BACK
>>68126307
Sorry...
I feel like most people who roleplay as anime girls are actually the most depressed of us all
>>68126434
Espoo in loo
>>68126487
Can confirm
>>68126475
You're a normie?
>>68126487
Wow, how long did that take you to figure out einstein?
>>68126487
>tfw it's probably true
>>68126469
We should have a normie /cum just for once. Without anime.
>>68126487
I told you not to faggot.
what is the logical justification for human rights? what are they derived from?
>everyone assumes londonchan is a boy
kek
>>68126541
Always had my suspicions desu
>>68126487
you faggot pedo weebs get no sympathy from me
>>68126501
>what is the logical justification for human rights? >what are they derived from?
>>68126601
I'm not a pedo
I just like cute schoolgirls doing cute schoolgirl things
Reminds me of a simpler time
>>68126531
Only for this saturday.
>what is the logical justification for human rights? what are they derived from?
>>68126578
>American asking about the origin of natural rights
What do they even teach you in school?
>>68126624
>I am not a pedo, I just like cute schoolgirls
that line wont save the asshole in jail
>>68126639
>>68126616
keeeeeeek
>>68126578
Well god is dead so it's not that anymore
It comes from man I guess.
>>68126633
Explain?
>posting fake vapemen
There can only be one!
>what is the logical justification for human rights? what are they derived from?
>>68126370
>/int/ is the normiest board on 4chan
/soc/ literally is, followed by /adv/, /b/, /fit/, and /fa/ in that order
The normiest general is objectively /brit/ followed by /ausnz/ and /cum/ in third
>>68126667
I don't sexualize the characters in my little girl cartoons you retard
>>68126689
[USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST]
>>68126689
>There can only be one!
>>68125997
who could claim to be responsible for more obesity related deaths than this man?
>There can only be one!
>when she asks me if I want whip cream on my hot chocolate
wew lads
>>68126762
smells like a threesome
faggots
>>68126716
This isn't September lad
or whenever this started to be a thing
>>68126702
>/b/
>normie
Only if you mean underaged.
>>68126711
is that so...
>>68126797
cuck nigger shill
>>68126802
She's not cute though
>>68126818
>open recycle bin to empty