East Anglia edition
first for me
inbreeding
RUSSIA
Have decided i am going to remove the mini fridge from my room
The buzzing is driving me insane
>>68102852
KGB AGENTS OUT
Where do you buy those slim-fit joggies lads? Think they would be comfy to wear about the house.
*does a sex tourism*
IM A PREFECT
>>68102870
*buzz*
t. mini fridge
>>68102895
*unplugs you*
>>68102874
seems dead tonight
You reckon this is all her own poo or has someone taken a shit on her? Seems like could all be hers but then it seems like an awful lot at the same time:
http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1480569152710.jpg
ALL FOUR OF YOU
Made a Gondola out of blu tac :3
>>68102944
You can see where it was split by her g-string.
>>68102975
good post
>>68102975
could go for some pringles now
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BREXIT 2016-2016
RIP IN PIECES
you kids are going to hell when you die. enjoy being tortured for all of eternity
hello
>>68103010
N O R W A Y
S T Y L E
D E A L
>>68103010
>just pay for the good stuff, nothing else
alri
my bed is the warmest place in the house might just go back in it
>>68103037
>That will be precisely the same amount of money as before, or you can get fucked
>>68103065
>oh and we're going to need you to allow for a bit of free movement for EU citizens. enjoy your brexit though
>>68103025
genuinely surprised there's a single Romanian left in Romania
>>68103040
>my bed is the warmest place in the house
that would be your mums cunt haha
>>68103079
>Hmm? You want to have a say in forming EU policy? But you don't. You wanted Brexit.
BREGZIDD MEANS BREGZIDD
>>68103104
>australia
>white
hmmm
>>68103079
>>68103103
>if I make things up then I can make it seem bad haha brexit btfo
>>68103141
Reminder that hoovering up talented people from other countries is a time-honoured British tradition.
Hope we do keep freedom of movement, not bothered about immigrants and I'd like to move around Europe without having to arse around for visas.
>'People' still think Brexit was a good idea
baka, even the farmers are starting to realise they fucked up
Made a cute lil snowman but he's made from blu tac instead of snow
>>68103156
>Y-you're j-just m-making i-it up!!
>>68102795
how is Norfolk so nice but Norwich such a shithole
I prefer living in fucking Birmingham to back there again
Unplugged the runt fridge
Took a spaceheater to it to defrost the ice block in the freezer part
>>68103141
pretty jelly desu
wish my highschool chem was like that
>>68103223
Would easily squash that runt under my boot if I ever met it
>>68103225
inbreds lad
>>68102795
Bucks mentioned
Paki rhymes with Paddy...really made me think lads
had my ears professionally cleaned, worth it
>>68103285
need to do this
>>68103277
the one on the left
those teeth
fucking hell
Deano is my favourate gimmick since fatcam. Anybody got any rare Deano's?
>>68103285
Who does it for you? Your regular doctor?
>>68103220
>sectors that received EU funding / subsidies realise its a bad idea for them
Gee who would have thought
>>68103385
only deano i've seen desu. People should make more.
>>68103251
Positively shonked
>>68103385
deano is a gr8 gimmick
hoping it makes the front of /brit/ monthly dec 2016
>>68103385
dont get the deano meme lad
>>68103432
thick cunt
Have a love/hate relationship with the deano gimmick because it's made me realise I'm a bit of a deano myself
>>68103432
they you're probably a deano
>>68103446
i dont know who the guy is in the photo desu that's why i dont get it
Best gimmick: replying "dont care"
tfw got a job and my assistant manager is a deano
feels like I'm living in a meme
imagine having a gf
just imagine it haha
>>68103482
haha, yeah mate
*walks off and starts talking to someone else*
>>68103469
it's more abstract than that
goes beyond any singular deano
>>68103469
Deano is the archetypal British male that normies realistically aspire to be, essentially a British Chad but more grounded in reality.
>>68103502
Don't have to
What happened to Lad Culture? Has it receded back to the depths? What is replacing it?
>>68103502
*imagines it*
Gf went back to the US
Very depressed lads, glad i have my friends who love and support me
today I learned London has only had mayors since 2000, and Ken Livingstone was the first
for some reason I thought a role like that would've been much older, like 18th century old
>gf
>friends
>>68103546
Can I ask you a question
>>68103536
aha yeah
*reports you to security*
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-38144908
love kate bush
@68103567
no
also i'm homeless staying on a friend's couch right now, kind of rough living haha
gf's yammering on again
snuck on a train and got off at my stop without having to get a ticket and pay
feeling smug
>>68103602
Why have they got a picture of Kate Bush looking 21 when she's 58
>>68103617
bounce her head off the wall
>>68103602
Yeah, shame she only ever made one song
The wind through London Bridge during winter was cold. The breeze brings the spring to my hometown in the Cotswolds. Crystal water streams though the small rivers along gold-as-honey town.When the wisteria blooms, I would dance across the hill together with Poppy.
have not read a single post in this thread
Heard a South African on the bus today
What an accent!
>>68103705
Enjoyed this post
>>68103705
very good post
>>68103720
seth effrica
>>68103720
alre muy men
>>68103665
during the renovation of New Street, it was possible to use a side exit without going through a barrier. It was like this for about a year. Saved myself £hundreds in ticket fares.
do people with fat/ugly gfs have to go through a process of making themselves ok with that or are they just born with lower standards or what
>>68102795
If i went to a remote conservative english village where everyone knows eachother and ran through the village naked, what would happen
>>68103695
yeah really wasted potential. really like cloudbusting
If I am underweight and don't change my diet at all except for starting drinking protein shakes, will I see results from lifting?
>>68103746
same lad
>>68103760
it would be extremely painful
>>68103747
It's nice for a guy to be told "you could do better" tbqh
>>68103775
'no'
>>68103775
protein just makes your muscles heal faster or something
you need a greater calorie intake to gain weight
shaving the 'stache today lads
it's a pretty pathetic attempt anyway
>>68103841
screeching
you are a skelly
>>68103841
6'3", 150lbs.
>>68103720
https://youtu.be/AZjwCmJrnlY
cant beieve i havent killed myself yet
>>68103720
em lovin moy tem en ustrelya, men
tidey oi got en a bis, men
>have embarrassing sexual encounter with someone two years ago
>random swiping on tinder
>I match with them
hmm
>>68103880
Not sure who's in that picture but that is not 6'3" 150lbs that's way too fat for that height weight.
>decide to check /pol/ for trump updates
>first thread
>>>/pol/101023505
hmm
>>68103880
You're not skinny you moron, just buy a mass gainer or GOMAD, but i don't see why you want more weight, just do cardio, pecs, and squats that's all
>>68103900
You're the one who made it, we get it.
>>68103897
fuck off font
>>68103897
>>68103899
>>68103900
just giving the lads some (You)'s
ate a tea bag because deano told me too
>>68103897
why are all the aussies here sleazy normals fucking hell
>>68103935
>fuck off font
>>68103917
nah I'd like to think I have a functioning brain
even if you like ON it's not like even they are aiming for pauly to be pm
it's like that yank that keeps saying farage will be pm
>>68103940
'preciate it
>>68103940
ta
>>68103950
Go on mate go do your trick
>romanian prozzie who stood me up a few months ago is back in town at the hotel down the road
i'm gonna be rough as fuck
garn out with the lads this weekend
gonna be good as
PFM
>>68103900
She needs to fuck off and those who worship her dragged in the street and shot 2bh
Because of her whenever people think "anti-Muslim/Asian immigration" they think of this redheaded, thick as pigshit bogan. We need a respectable and eloquent "face" like Nige was for Brexit, not some loudmouthed fish and chip shop owner
Should I piss in my drink bottle or sneak past the sleeping parentals to the toilet
Hmmmm
>>68104032
sort yourself you utter gremlin
alri lads
hahaa
might do some speed
>>68104064
Shannot
>>68104032
I see NZ is making a real effort to become Runt of the Year 2016
>>68104021
don't care too strongly about chinkies and the like but you're right, I wish there was a reasonable anti-immigration voice
even nige was seen as an evil racist in the UK and he's pretty reasonable, afaik he doesn't really rely on that stupidly inflamatory rhetoric
>>68103997
whats your trick, fucking sleazy slags and posting in sites not intended for your kind? font before i deck you
>>68104007
good lad, flying the flag
murder list has some new additions lads
>>68104166
tear da club up
>>68104174
add me x
>>68104174
Add my bollocks x
irish passport arrived today
thanks paddies :^)
>>68104311
love it when a good bollockpost catches me off guard
always gets a little howl
Just measured my height lads.
Found out I'm 5'7.
Might end it.
>>68104379
kek
KEK
KEK
>Auslets
>>68104379
you'd be well within your rights
>>68104379
Well it sounds like ending things early is in your genes so yeah, I would
>5'7
>>68104362
that poopeelander really knows his craft too, has a distinctive style
>>68104379
in the bin manlet
rappers steppin to me...
...they wana get some
5'7, not goin to heaven
>>68104379
not sure how tall I am
think i'm 6'1 or 6'2 haha
5'6, won't get any chicks
>>68104420
The disciple becomes the master
I'll never live up to the original Maisie bollockposter though, his posts were really elaborate and heade tons of them.
5'5, why are you alive
was chatting to a chink girl on the phone as she masturbated the other day
mentioned she wanted to fuck me
shame she's in china
5'4
executioner: say no more
5'4.. there's the door
5'3" no one ever going to play with you pee pee
bout to show this fucking trick what murder mean
>normal people will call you a bigot if you don't pretend that you think transgender people are perfectly normal and that a person wanting to take synthetic hormones and undergo drastic surgery to flip their gender is normal and not mentally ill
5'7.8'' here
>be me, watching a documentary narrated by an irishman
>he means to says "poor" but says "purr" instead
Where can I file for indemnities? I was wounded to the core through his butchering of the word.
5'7.8", never gonna procreate
>>68104532
No they won't
Where do you live, autismville?
researching the science of economics
>Newsbeat
5'2 here
could polish the pavement with your faces without even twitching a single hair on my nads.
5'2, will never get a screw
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-38132301
ah yes, healthy stuff
>>68104656
I'll Rainbow Warrior the heck out of you before you can attempt that.
am unironically 45
5'2, better commit the ol' su'
>>68104700
why
>>68104587
*eat your bollocks*
what about that tapette
>>68104694
"Swiftly disarms bomb*
*Passionately snogs hot French secret service agent*
C'est la vie, eh?
just went doopin mental
*looks a you while smiling*
>that insecure look manlets give you when you walk past them
Always gets me
interpals is down for maintenance
>>68104759
>be involved in murdering a New Zealander
>french crowds so enthralled at the thought of this that your popularity erupts and your sister is even considered a presidential candidate
>"In 2006, Antoine Royal revealed that his brother, Gérard Royal, had claimed to be involved in planting the bomb. Their sister is French Socialist Party politician Ségolène Royal who was contesting the French presidential election.[30][31]"
C'est la vie, hein?
>*Passionately snogs hot French secret service agent*
So with picture that I have related to my post?
Mornin' lads
>>68104815
was stood in a queue the other day, I'm only 5'11 but the lad in front of me must've been like 5'5 and his gf 5'2 because I loomed over them both haha
>>68104897
G'day Québec.
>>68104689
Just take solace in the fact that there is a 47% chance that it will off itself. If it doesn't then the hormones make its chances of developing cancer skyrocket.
God clearly doesn't want these mistakes to live.
>>68104884
Shan't
>>68104917
Fuck off toadboy
>>68104901
>5'5 lad has a gf and you don't
howling @ ur life
>>68104920
Hmm what does the word "shan't" convey?
The english I've come to own is rusty at some edges.
>>68104937
Frogs > poutine though.
feels like friday
doing a browse through the ol' /r/unitedkingdom lads
>>68104965
shan't be explaining this
>>68104998
S-shan't be crying over being discarded.
>>68104965
"Shan't" itself means 'shall not'. In the context of the poster who replied to your post with "shan't" it meant he won't be reading the post.
>>68104959
Except I do though, and she's as tall as him haha
>>68104965
It means shall nit, in this case, he means he shall not be bothering to read your post but what he really means is he read your post and got triggered by it so he's trying to make you feel bad by implying he left the conversation when really he's crying on the inside.
ahh yes, the famous british 'cuisine'
>>68105038
hmm
>>68105038
president hollande?
question: is it possible to repair arse virginity?
asking for a friend
ah yes, the australian 'cuisine'
>american christianity
>>68105049
swear this jack guy has some disability
alright lads
>>68105105
look at his face, he's got mild down's
>>68105105
It's not Jack.
It's a lovely British lady.
>>68105091
I'd fucking demolish that mate, if you don't like fairy bread you are a fairy.
>>68105112
alright
>>68105026
>>68105047
My thanks boyos!
>when really he's crying on the inside.
Oh Lordie, how may I forgive myself for this?
Erm, New Zealand, please don't weep so... Erm, doesn't this cheer you up:
>http://www.radionz.co.nz/news/sport/319015/recap-all-blacks-v-france
H-haha, you sure showed us!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxLMr784l0Q
BIG fan of this song
>>68105149
u sound like a nerd
Conducting a poo
>this sarcy frog
>tfw not (truly) exceptional
>>68105165
Chut!
Même pas. Donc pourquoi te retrouves-tu ici toi?
It's my nan's birthday today lads!
Wish my nan a happy birthday!
>>68105192
End yourself you wretched old bint
>the russian word for thankyou means 'save god'
What did they mean by this?
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?
right decided Im getting in shape again
not of that gym, protien drink bollocks though
going all cardio and calisthenics and getting that bruce lee ferocity
>>68105206
spasibo!!!
Did I just spy a benis??
>>68105190
parce que j'ai rien d'autre à faire et ici y'a moins d'autistes que sur le reste du site
>>68105177
I do have my days of being scary, yes.
why do leftists pretend that Cuba is some thorn in the US's side?
don't think the US cares about them one bit
is west anglia the rest of england or is it wales?
>>68105192
Happy birthday!
>>68105237
Rooh, /fr/ est plus agréable, pis en plus grande densité d'autistes, mais ils font rien à midi. Comme quoi tous le monde se prétend NEET mais l'est pas.
>>68105247
west anglia isnt really a thing
>>68105243
Maybe the 600 assassination attempts
>>68105263
It's their year this year
The best part of doing No Porn is telling everyone else
Day 9 now
>>68105282
that makes no sense
is there anything sadder than an oven baked chip?
ass creed syndicate is not a very accurate portrayal of london
God I fucking hate applying for jobs.
Writing cover letters is the most soul draining shit ever.
Please let me waste an hour writing this letter that you might not read about why I so desperately want to work for you
fuck life
About to bounce this frog cunts head off the concrete if he doesn't fuck off and stop bullying
since when did 2L bottles of coke become 1.75 litres?????????
>>68105398
looking for Sales Superstars!
>>68105427
brexit :/
nah I am genuinely mad about the toblerones tho
>>68105398
same
the saving grace is that, i've written so many cover letters for so many different purposes, i can just quickly make frankenstein ones for new jobs or just change the name of the company
>>68105274
>/fr/ est plus agréable
quand ils ne parlent ni politique, ni anime, ni pectoraux... Mais tu sais à quel point c'est rare ça aussi
>>68105367
day 1 for me haha
>>68105456
Yeah I have too, but it still involves loads of research and writing etc.
It's fucking bullshit.
How do I get onto a private tracker
t. not good with computer
haven't wanked to porn in over a year
>>68105486
interview/invite
>>68105485
yeah i agree. then they don't even bother with a rejection email.
really does my head in. ah well i'll persevere.
>The French are so used to being conquered that saying "thank you" is literally asking for mercy
Gonna go to Burger King in a while and get me a bacon double cheeseburger XL meal and a chicken royale lads :)
>>68105486
by sucking someones willy
>>68105519
good lad
>>68105519
look at this fucking porker lads
>>68105519
>Giving bk money after the ceo slagged off the UK to a group of yanks
>>68105540
Needs updating for 2016 desu
>>68105574
>deano thinks that him not spending 3 pounds at BK is some great patriotic act because the UK got slagged off
>he doesn't realise that the government is desperate for large multinationals like BK to be in the UK and thus give them good tax incentives and so on, really at Deano's expense.
the mind doth truly ponder
>15 y/o killed a chubby polish man
Why are poles so weak
>>68105634
corporate tax ought to be 0 anyway
>>68103546
Greater London that is. The City of London has had Lord Mayors for nearly 1 thousand years.
>>68105657
I'm more concerned about the secret deal Nissan hammered out with the British government during the post-brexit crisis.
Probably amounts to more than just tax-breaks 2bh.
>>68102795
>having a county named Bucks
>>68105634
You might be a cuck, but not I.
every time I'm with my so called friends it becomes painfully apparent how out of place I am
>>68105696
would be illegal under EU rules too lel
>>68105700
it's called buckinghamshire.
>>68103880
>those furry legs
do the mods ever respond on irc
>>68105731
>UK
>EU
get with the times m8
the $120 steak was very good but I didn't feel it was worth that much
>>68105696
>crisis
You yurocucks sure are desperate.
>>68105789
was it a ...
>paying $120 for a steak
runt
>>68105696
>post brexit crisis
kill yourself kike
Spot the paki, lads
>>68105797
Do brits feel about the term "european" the way Dixons feel about the term "yankee"?
>>68105807
NEVER pay less than $200 at the butchers or $500 at the table. Otherwise it will be TERRIBLE.
>>68105830
found him its that leaf in the bottom left corner
>>68105797
>>68105823
>the government wasnt scrambling around like headless chickens when the vote hit.
come on lads.
the fact that mummy-may wedged in a meeting with the boss of nissan just because he said 'we might leave the UK', shows you how scared shitless everyone in charge was.
>>68105854
can you ship me some rivella lad
>>68105830
found him
>>68105834
not really, we know we're europeans but when we say european in conversation to other brits we generally mean continental baguette eating shithouse cunts who go to bed at 10 o clock and don't get shitfaced every friday
>>68105834
No because southern yanks have been yanks long before your civil war.
We have been separate to Europe since the last iceage.
business idea: put ((())) for things that have nothing to do with jews or judaism
>>68105854
>negotiating with business leaders shows you're afraid
I know retards like you are happy to ship off all the important decisions to brussels and pretend it's being properly taken care of in the interest of each individual nation's individual people but these kind of discussions are not a bad thing.
absolutely wankered rn
>>68105874
sent ;)
(((grime)))
>>68105910
>(((business idea:)))
>>68105923
gay alan partridge and ginger stig of the dump make a baby?
>New interventions followed World War II: more state-supported mergers in everything from shipbuilding to computing, industrial subsidies, a public campaign to "buy British", a policy to create "national champions" and nationalization. The result was a 50 percent Anglo-German productivity gap and a rapid decline in Britain's share of world manufacturing exports to 9 percent by 1973 from 25 percent in 1950. By the end of the 1970s, a shakeout of inefficient resources was required, one which set the stage for Margaret Thatcher's showdown with the trade unions.
hmm yes
(((shan't)))
company conception: business ideas
>>68105922
>WE'RE GOING TO LEAVE YOUR COUNTRY IF YOU DON'T MEET OUR DEMANDS
>p-please n-n-no I have lots of important shit to sort out but i'll wedge a space for you to come tell me your list of demands
then they made a deal, which they won't make public because they don't want other car manfucturors and multinationals to get ideas (which of course they will).
We've traded brussels bureaucrats for multinational CEOs
*charges into the thread like a bull and plows through all the runts standing in my way*
how do i stop procrastinating and do my work
>>68105985
so-called (((runts)))
i hate teenagers
>mum asking me for help plugging in her television
just plug the cables in the holes they match up with you daft lazy bint
>>68106015
tried this once
wasn't a fan desu
the (((parisian)))
>>68106030
rorke
90% of both the left and the right are largely irrelevant
>>68105981
>not made public
>but you know the entire ins and outs of it because you're so smart and clever
>>68106030
(((teenagers)))
>all these foreign flags posting in MY /brit/
>>68106060
>We're going to leave unless you make concessions
>ok come meet us
>Ok we're not going to leave
who do you think was cucking who in that meeting?
>don't eat breakfast
don't feel hungry until 10:30
>eat breakfast
feel hungry at 9:00
explain this!
>>68105909
>No because southern yanks have been yanks long before your civil war.
delet this
>>68106092
(((breakfast)))
ah yes, the so-called "/brit/" or as i like to call it, a congregation of the absolute dregs of society in which group i include myself
>>68106036
The (((Berliner)))
>>68105981
It's public already. They'll have the same access to the single market that they do now.
inabit lads
ah yes, the so called "/brit/", a congregation of foreigners for some peculiar reason
>>68106082
Ah yes the autist who has never made a deal or negotiation in there sad nuclear bunker bubble in switzerland thinks that making even one concession is being cucked and means you made every concession
Trump just saved 1000 jobs in IL in one meeting by giving the company a light tax break and threatening to take a government contract off their parent company if they left for mexico like they threatened.
All those jobs stay in America, the government gives them a light tax break and the company's owner keeps a lucrative government contract.
It's called negotiation and making a concession is not being cucked, likewise making a public threat does not mean you're going to go through with it, if it did then it would be very easy to manipulate governments.
>>68106130
>Brexit secretary admits Europe single market payment possible
ahhhh yessssss
>Government paying the EU so that Nissan can sell their cars there
the so-called sovereignty.
It's World WIDS Day
any poz boys in?
>>68106151
so?
most brits hate each other anyway
>>68106130
Which may mean that the government has to pay for any tariffs imposed on the UK (i.e. subsidization).
>>68106187
Cannot fathom being this dumb. You're like the retard on mastermind who always tries to answer the question before it's finished to look smart and gets it wrong over and over.
>>68106176
not a single word
>>68106151
Begging your pardon, "refugees from 10:30 to 13:30"*, the hours on which /fr/ is vacated of its main users.
>>68106151
britain is nation of immigrants
>>68106221
the fact that Nissan, a Japanese car manufacturer has this much sway over how Brexit will be organised, says alot.
Mastermind or no mastermind.
>>68106112
It was always the name for all colonials. I don't know why you had to warp the meaning, but then you seem to do that with the entire English language.
I remember when, I remember, I remember when I lost my mind
There was something so pleasant about that place.
Even your emotions had an echo
In so much space
And when you're out there
Without care,
Yeah, I was out of touch
But it wasn't because I didn't know enough
I just knew too much
Does that make me crazyyyyyy?
Does that make me crazyyyyyy?
Does that make me crazyyyyyy?
Probablyyyy
And I hope that you are having the time of your life
But think twice, that's my only advice
Come on now, who do you, who do you, who do you, who do you think you are,
Ha ha ha bless your soul
You really think you're in control
Well, I think you're crazyyyyyy
I think you're crazyyyyyy
I think you're crazyyyyyy
Just like meeee
My heroes had the heart to lose their lives out on a limb
And all I remember is thinking, I want to be like them
Ever since I was little, ever since I was little it looked like fun
And it's no coincidence I've come
And I can die when I'm done
Maybe I'm crazyyyyyy
Maybe you're crazyyyyyy
Maybe we're crazyyyyyy
Probablyyyy
Uh, uh
>>68106249
hmmm
dont agree
had some really good pingers on sunday btw
>>68106279
Hmmm
Know I’ve done wrong, left your heart torn
Is that what devils do?
Took you so long, where only fools gone
I shook the angel in you!
Now I’m rising from the crowd
Rising up to you!
Feel with all the strength I found
There's nothing I can’t do!
I need to know now, know now
Can you love me again?
I need to know now, know now
Can you love me again?
I need to know now, know now
Can you love me again?
I need to know now, know now
Can you love me again?
Can you love me again?
It’s unforgivable,
I stole and burnt your soul
Is that what demons do?
(Hey) They rule the worst in me
Destroy everything,
They blame on angels like you
(Hey) Now I’m rising from the ground
Rising up to you!
Filled with all the strength I found
There's nothing I can’t do!
I need to know now, know now
Can you love me again?
I need to know now, know now
Can you love me again?
Can you love me again?
Told you once I can't do this again,
Do this again, oh no!
I told you once I can't do this again,
Do this again, oh no!
I need to know now, know now
Can you love me again?
I need to know now, know now
Can you love me again?
I need to know now, know now
Can you love me again?
Can you love me again?
Can you love me again?
Can you love me again?
>>68106313
good lad
now take ket haha
>>68106210
We'll have a massive surplus from the tariffs we collect on German and French cars. I honestly would be quite glad to see us giving British car manufacturing such an advantage. I just worry it'll be illegal under WTO rules.
>>68106239
taking your 3 hour lunches?
>>68106221
>You're like the retard on mastermind who always tries to answer the question before it's finished
On UK Mastermind you're not allowed to do this. The questions and the way they are worded are carefully designed so that each contestant should have the opportunity to answer the same number of questions in the allotted time, despite having different specialist subjects.
The host will just carry on with the question if a contestant tries to answer early.
JF leave, you are not welcome.
>>68106345
only charged €5 for it too, wayy too cheap
Can a Welshwoman, Pennie Fillon, be trusted as our first lady?
>>68106262
How much sway is that?
Tell me exactly how much power they have? Exactly what concessions they got? Exactly how will BREXIT be different now than before this? I know you don't actually know and are assuming it, but it'd be nice if you had literally anything to back your shit up with. Anything at all.
>>68106364
Only 1 hour really, but tradition incites us to follow them up with an hourly reading of Sartre, and an hour-long wine break to mull over what it is we have just read.
>24
>often read about people my age online who are married
Is 24 supposed to be an adult? I feel like a boy.
>>68106279
>>68106322
>>68106353
>>68106369
>>68106377
Shan't be glancing at these
dont care
>>68106371
:(
Bye
>>68106322
Oooooh-
Put your loving hand out, baby
I'm begging
Begging, begging you
Put your loving hand out baby
Begging, begging you
Put your loving hand out darling
Riding high, when I was king
Played it hard and fast, 'cause I had everything
Walked away, won me then
But easy come and easy go
And it would end
So why anytime I bleed you let me go,
Anytime I feed you get me know
Anytime I see you let me know
But, I planted that seed just let me go
I'm on my knees when I'm ( begging)
'Cause I don't want to lose (you)
I got my arms on spread
And I hope that my heart gets fed
Matter of fact girl I'm begging
Begging, begging you
Put your loving hand out, baby
Begging, begging you
Put your loving hand out darling
I need you, yeah to understand
Tried so hard
To be your man
The kind of man you want in the end
Only then can I begin to live again
An empty shell
I used to be
Shadow of my life
Was hanging over me
A broken man
Without a none
Won't even stand the devil's dance
To win my soul
Why we chewing? Why we chasing?
Why the bottom? Why the basement?
Why we got good shit don't embrace it?
Why the feel for the need to replace me?
You're on the wrong way track from the good
I want to paint in the pictures any way we could be at
Like a heart in the best way should
You can give it the away, you had it and you took the pay
But I keep walking on, keep opening doors
Keep hoping for that the door is yours
Keep also home, 'cause I don't want to live in a broken home,
Girl I am begging
Begging, begging you
Put your loving hand out, baby
Begging, begging you
Put your loving hand out darling
I'm fighting hard
To hold my own
No, I just can't make it
All alone
I'm holding on
I can't fall back
Now that big brass ring
Is a shade of black
Begging, begging you
Put your loving hand out, baby
Begging, begging you
Put your loving hand out darling
Begging, begging you
Put your loving hand out, baby
Begging, begging you
Put your loving hand out darling
>>68106374
Hitler tried to turn the Welsh against the UK during WWII but it didn't work, so you're probably OK.
>>68106421
>Sartre
shant
got a question lads
i often see wood doves in my garden, but very seldom tdo i see white doves
how come i just saw one now.
>>68106531
cause i cummed on the dove haha
Business idea: post extremely childish and spergy humour.
*climbs in the fridge*
ah yes much warmer in here than outside
>>68106466
You promise you wouldn't banter us over her appearance? These are matters on which I must ponder before I resolve myself to cast my voice towards François Fillon.
No one else really cares in France, but this would be our first ever Welsh first lady. Have to be wary of these chaps might do.
>>68106517
Bien. C'est plus un maiemaie pour les étrangers qu'autre chose.
Need a girlfriend who's heritage is largely from the continent of Africa.
>>68106596
just any gf then?
>>68106570
nah not rating it.
>tfw 25 and still have baby dick and no pubic hair
Just had TWO sausage egg muffins
going to leave my education and be a full time gambler
>>68106625
You might have kleinfelter's
>just any gf then?
>>68106632
fatty boomba
>>68106596
All the while not tainting your bloodline?
The berbers do seem quite caucasian, but are uniquely from Africa.
Or what he said : >>68106603
A literal social ghost
lol
https://youtu.be/NObQp8r4Wzg
me with the cards
>>68106596
Bonus X chromosome chap.
>>68106666
was quite surprised to see blue eyed brown haired white natives in morocco 2bh.
>>68106632
tubbs
im a radical centrist
>>68106710
What do the more tanned residents reckon of the berbers though?
officalkeiranleeI will fuck ur squat ass @lovialongtime
>im a radical centrist
>>68106684
>I should keep drinking, this will make it easier
>people here all think I'm a pretentious asshole
Ah mate.
>>68106684
this one hits a bit close to home. please don't post it again.
Fillon seems like a really decent politician ngl, like a French Reagan. Doesn't seem like a cuckservative in the slightest
Only downside for him and the only real pro Le Pen has against him is his lack of Euroscepticism and no desire to hold a referendum on Frexit
Suffolk lad reporting in
>>68106684
I went to a party once and when I went to the toilet it became apparent that a girl had shit herself and abandoned her underwear/tights in the bath. I went home after that.
>cuckservative
(imagine a fat lad in a hat)
>>68106831
>Euroscepticism and no desire to hold a referendum on Frexit
FUCK OFF
lads...
I just had a beast of a sandwich
>>68106691
what the fuck is this
>>68106908
Remaining sceptical until you reveal more details
>>68106684
>weed makes me anxious and quiet
iktf bro
>>68106893
please join us, things are better outside :)
can we all agree, fuck Norfolk
>>68106908
same but I bit the side of my tongue eating it. Now I've got a blood blister.
*walk into /brit/ with my traditional kimono and geta*
arigato
>>68106954
they'd need a new currency instead of making their old one worthless haha
>>68106948
turkey, bacon, stuffing, tomato, red onion, cranberry sauce, ranch dressing, swiss cheese on a fancy brown baguette bread
mate
>>68106963
unlucky mate, hate that
>>68106998
fatty
>>68106831
While I know that he'll be bound to be presumed an opportunist by the left as the campaign progresses, to be promoting economic liberalism at a time when the french peeps are craving for it, I still think it's awfully courageous on his part to be campaigning that way, in a country that's been operating with Keynesianism as its framework since 1970.
Whatever you say about him, he has guts, and the French are on their way to admiring that about a politician. It's pretty sure he'll win by now.
He's also not a French Trump, which is what Sarkozy modelled himself into in the primaries, and got himself BTFO, and I appreciate that.
>his lack of Euroscepticism and no desire to hold a referendum on Frexit
The European union isn't that awful, though does rightfully deserve being restricted into a uniquely-economic zone, and I'd say it's overreacting to shed ourselves from it when we've been throwing our efforts at it for the prior 60 year. You get me?
>>68107008
fuck off, I'm festively plump
hips are NOT lying
>>68107025
*pokes your podgy belly*
you sure are pumpkin haha
would heem a racist if i met one irl
Frenchman is posting a LOT of words
helloooo
h e l l l o
(helloooo)
>>68107092
Shan't.
would heem a race traitor nonce if I saw one irl
>>68107047
*starts violently shitting myself*
>>68107107
>race traitor
i literally have a black gf so suck my hairy plums, virgin autist
>>68107129
hehe nawh you little cutie :3
*snuggles up beside you in bed*
>>68107132
>black gf
>>68107012
hope he does win tbqh
it'll be nice for Mummy May to have some sensible fellow conservative leaders running the West and not having to contend with more Trumps than necessary
and it's also good because the Left's stranglehold on the west is finally dying everywhere important (very worried about Germany though)
>>68107156
*you think it's the duvet coming over to tuck you in but it's actually the next bout of my stomach sludge cascading across the bed*
New
>>68107180
things just aint the same for gangsters..
someone make an old
>>68107107
i literally have a brown gf and they will never cheat, white bitches tho just holy shit, have fun being a cuck your whole life
>>68107191
>hope he does win tbqh
>it'll be nice for Mummy May to have some sensible fellow conservative leaders running the West and not having to contend with more Trumps than necessary
That's to hoping France and Great-Britain can redeem themselves while Trump spoils American hegemony then.