Atheism is Unstoppable edition
What the FUCK is this mouse-over feature on the catalog view? Absolutely fucked.
hope Australia sinks
>>68088736
you can literally disable it in setting you mongoloid
>>68088710
fedora?
just took an absolutely putrid shite
almost mad me gag
>>68088710
Dawkins always looks like a proper mental cunt
Like an actual serial killer, but his voice doesn't match up with it at all its mad
>>68088710
unironically do not know one single person in that picture
Listening to the AoE2 soundtrack
Might do a cry
>>68088794
A B S O L U T E L Y
>>68088843
post us the link lad
need aisha round my gaff NOW
>>68088710
I also remember when I was 15
COME OUT YE BLACK AND TANS
>>68088710
>into the trash man
>black science yank
>who
>who
>Chris hitch
>who
>who
>rich Dawkins
>Ricky gervais
>black woman
saw an attractive coloured woman today
Mong of a house mate tried arguing that the world needs to have everyone at the same time
>>68088883
Just do a quick Google, it's on SoundCloud
>>68088939
great use of an oxymoron 10/10
>>68088896
really?
i was a christian when i was 15
>>68088939
the attractive colour was white
>>68088981
lmao
the state of you
>>68088959
I thought you were listening to specific tracks. Cant be arsed to listen to the entire thing.
>dentist makes me fill out form about my general health
>didn't tick the box for recreational drug use
haha, the wankers will never know
>>68088955
>>68088797
>>68088721
>>68088843
>>68088959
>>68088939
AWAY
AWAY
Business idea: get everyone in the country to go to the east coast, lie down in the shallow water and start kicking so we can sail the country further into the Atlantic
>>68089004
>he's still a christ tard
i do BIG cums
ballix are aching after that last one 2bh lads
>>68088969
>>68088997
Not again please
There are attractive women of every race, however different races have different prevalences off attractiveness, white women just so happen to have the highest prevalence
That fair?
>>68088939
Bound to happen, the number of Nigerians you're importing.
boris johnson is an utter wanker
>>68089010
You're foreign too
started recently watching British porn lads, love the slags
To my dearest 68089089,
Sod off you wanker
Yours truly,
Me
>>68089099
>>68089099
HATE British porn UNLESS it's homemade amateur slags
>>68089126
Should be yours faithfully if you don't know his name x
>>68089099
>recently
it's all I watch now m8, especially the amateur stuff
can't be dealing with hearing and seeing disgusting yank women
>get fed up with video games years ago
>factorio rekindles my love for video games
help I've spent hundreds of hours on this
>>68089158
thanks lad x
>>68089149
That is it
>>68089171
I used to only eb able to like yank porn, hearing normal sounding accents put me off, American porn was a bit of a film but ow I like chubby slags in homemade porn
>>68089180
Bit scared I'm going to grow out of video games soon, then I'll have nothing left
What is that game?
>>68089218
yeah it's relatable
pretty much all we are gonna get is chubby british slags
I'm never gonna shag a yank pornstar
>>68089075
really enjoy the humourless gimmick
Trying to get rid of my personal demons lads
http://www.strawpoll.me/11770822
http://www.strawpoll.me/11770822
http://www.strawpoll.me/11770822
SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL
>>68089226
Factorio
it's a game about automating everything
quite enjoyable
Started a patreon lads
going to therapy ironically makes me feel like killing myself
>>68089319
Literal game for autists and engineering students (same thing)
>playing video games past 16
fucking state of you runts
*kicks the runt cage*
wake up you fucking cunts
daddy needs a boyhole to fuck
>>68089324
Is that CwC weirdo still going, is barb still alive?
>>68089073
Wasting entire civilizations on TaxiSluts.
What's your excuse?
>msg me 4 cam-sex
i like watching sadcase youtube vlogs
comfy
the automatons are already posting pictures of their christmas trees
>>68089350
what do you do with your spare time?
television?
books?
gym?
>>68089424
it's not even december
>>68088710
>positivists
>right
>ever
>>68089424
wonder if deano has started his outdoor christmas display on his barratt home yet?
>>68089375
Yes to both.
lads has there been any good new British ASMR channels as of late x
kind of fell behind hehe
>>68089319
That looks very complicated
How much is it? Or is there a (pirate) before mummy may comes for us
>>68089431
>what do you do with your spare time?
besides shitposting?
hang out with friends/the gf or read books if I can't do that
>>68089491
need a brummie ASMR channel
literally the GOAT accent
umm hello?
*taps you on the shoulder*
excuse me I'm talking here, i would appreciate some attention
>>68089400
Link
>>68089431
bout half an hour till december
>>68089503
"Hanging out" is even more runty
cheerio, lad mates. You alright?
could you guvnas please spare some (You)k to me? blimey I'm running out of it and tescos are wiggly wonked.
cheers love
>>68089517
Shan't be giving you attention
>>68089520
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQIjqfkVHfo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFzk0oGKqUw
>68089541
Fuck off
>>68089493
it's £15 on Steam
It also has a demo too
>>68089538
>hanging out with real people is more runty than playing video games
>>68089554
Are Tim has put on a bit of weight
Shame he absolutely cannot sing
>>68089586
>hanging out
FOY
FOC (fuck off child)
Failed my driving test haha
>>68089541
(You) are bent
Roman candles that burn in the night
Yeah you are a shining light
You lit a torch in the empty night
Yeah you are a shining light
Yeah you light up my life
>>68089586
literal child
>>68088710
Black Science Man is a Christian, other people keep changing his wikipedia page because they assume he's on team fedora.
>>68089541
HaitiANO
>>68089541
SPELA LITRE DOTAAAA
>>68089644
You say cheerio for goodbye, not as a greeting you fucking spastic mongloid
Neck yourself at the first oppurtunity
where does deano buy his clothes?
>>68089619
>>68089634
howling tbqh
you should really grow up
>born in Australia
>went to an international school in Switzerland from 1-5 years old
>Kindy teacher was American
>tfw even decades later, half the people I meet now ask whether I'm from the US
crying_wojak.png
>>68089520
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRTQQYijVMU
>>68089698
You have to be over 18 to post here
Janny, if you would be so kind
>video games
I thought this place was 18+?
>brother is unironically using the term "normie"
the amount of secondhand embarrassment is immeasurable
let's be honest here, unless you have invented something worthwhile or made some sort of other major impact on the world you life will have been forgot and you will be completely forgotten about weeks after your death
>>68089726
it's opposite day lad
today playing video games is what adults do, and socialising with your friends is for children
It really hurts
>>68089743
You must have been the runty conduit unto which this word was let slip
>>68089761
I only play intelligent video games
>>68089775
Good
>>68089761
>socialising
>hanging out
You mean going with your mates down to the park?
had a bellyache t'day, wished it was stomach cancer
Day 9 of growing the beard lads
it's going ok I guess
starting to get some noticeable growth around the chin are
still not got the coverage I would like over the cheeks
>>68089775
Such a good series
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OO-ZGP68-3w
its december in 25 minutes lads
>>68089757
even the inventors and great people will be forgotten relatively quickly. people have short memories.
how many normgoblins on the street know who tesla was?
Got another zinger coming your way lads
https://twitter.com/Goudie15/status/804102487959597056
http://www.strawpoll.me/11770925
>>68089743
I once started talking about normies to a girl in a club
She laughed, but it was nervous laughter. Never texted back as well the cow.
>>68089781
no la' i have never uttered the word IRL and when he's tried to talk about memes and the internet in the past i just act like i have no idea what he's talking about
Feel like playing with my willy desu
>>68089829
>>68089829
don't care about normaloids remembering me
only care about intelligent, in touch folk remembering me
they will literally remember some cunt who got knocked out of the xfactor
>>68089757
This is why I plan to be a death camp commandant. Only surefire way to be remembered.
>>68089675
JAG SITTER HÄR I VENTEN Å SPELAR LITA DOTA Å PUSHAR PÅ Å SMEKER Å MOTSTÅNDET VI LEKER
>>68089854
Jesus Christ lad
>>68089859
The only acceptable thing to do
picking at me scab lads
ive returned from the store with my succulent chinese meal aha
*eats*
>>68089807
>his only experience of socialising is going down the park from primary school when he still had friends
cumming
in
>>68089904
Tbf I was absolutely wankered. I wouldn't normally dream of it but seemed hilarious at the time.
>>68089933
>Chinese
>succulent
Hmmmmm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poz6W0znOfk
I'm the best WoW player in this thread.
>>68089869
Mine's getting hard at the moment, slapping it against my leg feels pretty good.
>>68089957
dont ever reply to my posts again.
>>68089963
prove it vlad
this is an image of the sun eclipsing behind saturn
it's 100% real and undoctored
>>68089936
>projection
Go on then mate, give us a sample of your riveting "socialising"
VERY refreshing glass of water that was
>>68088710
>Ricky Gervais
>>68089996
aw yeah give us a sip
>>68089989
Meet me in dalaran sewers and i will LITERALLY turn you into a fine red mist.
>>68089960
C H E W S O A P
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkOBu06JWTE
>>68089995
yesterday I went to the pub with my gf, had a chat and a few drinks, and then went back to her place
now have some milk and go to sleep because you've got be at school by 8:30
>>68088710
ABSOLUTELY REPREHENSIBLY IMMORAL
>>68090039
>WoW in two thousand and sixteen (almost seventeen)
oh my dayz blud
lads if you had a time machine where would you go?
I would go back and warn hitler that the yanks were going to get involved and he should send a mass army to washington and invade america
>why yes, I am indeed religious
You lads ever write Yelp reviews? I've literally never written one and don't ever plan to
>>68090082
Be a good idea that, just have Europe get taken over by the slavs hmm yes
>>68090047
Bahahaha nice date you planned there mate
Proper fun that sounds
>>68090082
I'd go back to the day I was enrolling at sixth form and tell myself to pick the right courses rather than the wrong ones
>Canadians ACTUALLY drink MILK from a BAG
You lads ever write good posts? I've literally never written one and don't ever plan to
>>68090082
If I have to live in that time - 2005
Just enough time to fake a new identity and live througgh the credit crunch making good economic decisions, without losing the internet
If I replace my younger self - 1999
Will join secondary school as a prodigy, have a set of lottery numbers memorised and can appear prescient by warning people about Jimmy Saville
>>68090033
drink up little one
>>68090133
imagine how great england would be now if we didn't have all this americanisatioin and were under a scrict but fair nazi rule that allowed no jews or muslims
>>68090154
I've honestly never seen them in my life, I think it's more of an Ontario/Western thing
>>68090170
me on the left
>>68090174
>Strict nazi rule
You mean living in the British Oblast of the USSR?
>>68090165
lots of people warned people about jimmy saville but nobody listened because he had connections to the illuminati/government and could put a hit on you in a matter of hours
>>68090174
>under a strict nazi rule
nah fuck off with that
>>68090082
Go back to 1700 and murder George washingtons grandmother
>>68089886
me on the right
>>68090161
no
>>68090202
if the nazis invaded america and got hold of their nuclear technology they would have blown russia to kingdom come
me on the right aha
>>68090218
Not a single pixel
>>68090249
My willy on the right
>>68090258
They'd have one nuke, and the Russians would have steamrolled the nazis if they'd committed resources to be successful in the US.
>Samantha Cameron launches her first fashion label
>>68090318
cheeky hand on the arse there from big d
>>68090258
>if the nazis invaded america
ahh yes, let's ship an entire army across the atlantic with ww II era technology and no way of resupplying said army and then somehow subdue an entire continent
>>68090318
me on the left
oi
OI MATES
WHO WANTS TO GET MAGGOT?
>>68090296
This desu
If you really wanted to help the gay nazis, better off memorising nuclear theorem and the equations making it possible to split atoms, then giving that to hitler in 1940
Can't say that I generally like Yank posters
>>68090377
not a single word
>>68090359
If america was under nazi control they could recruit tens of millions of yanks forcefully to fight the ruskies
>Can't say that I generally like Yank posters
religion is just another form of cultural survival mechanism
>>68090359
Or better yet telling the eccied up toothbrush moustache cunt to not delay the assault on Moscow, seeing as that pretty much cost them the war
>>68090357
*raises paw*
>>68090377
>Australia
>>68090413
The Germans couldn't mount a successful invasion of Britain, what makes you think they'd have done it to the USA before the Slavs raped them all to Berlin
>>68090188
>ask Ontarian friends why they have milk in bags
>they rush to defend the bagged milk
>b-b-b-but it lasts longer than bottles!!
>ahh yes, let's ship an entire army across the atlantic with ww II era technology and no way of resupplying said army and then somehow subdue an entire continent
we could do with some more canadians itt
>>68090161
>write out solid argument/answer to some thread
>nobdy replies after me and thread dies
every fucming time
>>68090466
you really think if germany went after the US first russia would have given a shit?
big willies are a sign of good genetics
>>68090082
The end of the world tbqh
>>68090479
let's invite the Norwegians as well
>>68090352
To the country with one of the most heavily-armed and fussiest civilian populations, no less.
thirsty
Lads will the next grand tour episode be as shit as the last 2? where are the challenge episodes? where are the races across Europe? WHERE IS THE BANTER?
Haha what's up lads. Anyone knows tfw you thought you'd have your shit together by {your age} and you're in your third barely paid internship and still live with roommates? You find #adulting hard? you can finally afford ketchup to put on your noodles Haha tfw you go visit your divorced middle class mum (whom you hate) and raid her fridge hahaha it's so cute and fun #adulting #food.
No it's not because the middle class has been liquidated and you are an overtaxed slave to the jews with zero political conscience except for unimportant societal matters (gay rights, cultural identity, environment) haha
Love when people hatpost as if it constitutes an argument.
>>68090491
Yes because Hitler hated Stalin and vice versa, Even still before they went after Russia they couldn't subdue Britain, how would they have managed the yanks.
>>68090413
Not sure if that would work, and anyway what >>68090352 said, you can't just conquer America
>>68090425
Well yes in this timeline, but there were a multitude of things that could have gone wrong besides
Leaving that Russia battlegroup could have changed things, the UK would still be a nasty problem until all of its allies were gone etc etc
>british posters
35
filtering your flag 2bh
*Comes up from behind you*
*Puts my arms on your shoulders*
Ah.. So whatchu all talking about?
>>68088710
What's your snapchat score lads?
85k here
>>68090553
if you take washington you take america
just kill all the politicans and claim the white house then establish death camps country wide to kill all rebels
Who woulda thought he was gay this whole time?
thinking of showing my willy to a yank lads
>>68090553
There is no way that the Germans would have taken on the US on their home turf and won
I am literally taking a poo whilst typing this lads
>>68090598
I didn't even know snapchat had scores
>>68090548
Mate let's be honest, Brits didn't stand a chance against Germany alone
>>68090614
It isn't necessarily gay to appreciate male beauty
>>68090535
>tfw no ketchup for your noodle
got fleas from my dog lads
>>68090634
dont believe you
>>68090598
10k
>>68090577
*grabs your arms, spins around and snaps your neck in one clean twist*
Damn reflexes...
>>68090610
>if you take Washington you win
With what army though?
The Germans never had naval superiority so the entire way across the Atlantic they'd be getting bodied by the Royal Navy and US Navy
>>68090619
Alri deano
>>68090661
Tell your gf to clean herself properly m8
>>68090648
Shut up gayboi
>>68090679
obviously you would improve your navy and send a fleet of battle ships ahead and behind you to front the attacks
>>68090642
>Germany mounts an invasion of Britain
>initial landing force now cut off from resupply because RN controls channel
>Remaining Germans on the British Isles have no means of resupply
ah yes the unstoppable German war machine that can win without food or ammunition
>december
>>68090614
Probably turned gay during uni desu
You saw what it did to his politics and posting
arguing with some nonce on reddit about how I'm right and he's wrong
it's infuriating, enough to drive anyone up the wall
>>68090728
So when do you suppose they'd actually attack, fucking 1944?
>>68090678
I unironically judo threw one of my mates when I was a kid
He came up from behind me and grabbed me around the throat and I instantly slung him over me and unto the ground. He might even have gotten knocked out, but I ran away because I didn't want to get into trouble and we never talked about it again
>>68090763
>math
FOY
>>68090752
Hello read it
>>68090771
nah it would delay the attacks 10 years
that's enough time to build a dozen extra carrier
>>68090795
>>68090729
A Channel navy would be obsolete when air bases are so close
Just imagine all the men and production pushed towards the Eastern front, but now towards the UK
how much you got in savings lads?
I'm 23 and got £2800
Cannot take you seriously if you don't read
Doing a watch of this
>>68090819
The USSR would have probably attacked them by then, and the Brits would have been able to mount another attempt at taking Europe
>>68090842
did not read a single word of this post because i'm illiterate
Want to visit the Faroes
>>68090841
I'm 19 and I have 140,000 insta likes saved
Petty good for my age, I think
eesssss jjaaayyyyyy dooouuuubbleyooouuusssss
>>68090841
I had 10k but then I spent a load
now I have about 4.5k
>>68090842
have been going back and reading a lot of books i read as a kid recently
>>68090837
You do realise that was the case historically, Battle of Britain came before the Germans were fighting the Russians
yeah aha lets stop talking about money because it reminds me i have no future and less than a dollar in savings aha thanks
Set to visit 10 foreign countries this year, which is the same as 2015.
Not believing in God is totally fine but when you go around telling others how stupid religion supposedly is you instantly become a cringe worthy bell end
>>68090837
After the Battle of Britain there was no hope of Germany ever invading Great Britain
Without air superiority they could not get naval superiority, and without that they were fucked
Even if the eastern front didn't exist, the Luftwaffe was fucked and they would have to try and starve GB out (which they did try with U boats)
>>68090906
hmmm just had the urge to dig out the goosebumps hmmmm
>>68090947
240th post best post
Just visited /cum/ and I have to be honest, I'm so grateful for the janitor spending so much time on us
/cum/ is a shitshow right now
>>68090947
What's the opposite of hatposting?
>there are unironically people who think the German army was the best fighting force of WWII
Ah yes I too look up to an army that can barely sustain momentum for a few months
can't believe the universe just accidentally created things as beautiful as her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmslDqdsJ8s
>>68090993
are you 1 2 or 3
>>68090993
Kot posting
imagine making fun of PJW every day and then pretending it's not politically motivated
babestation
>>68091035
Pennsylvania Junior Wrestling?
>>68091035
He's unironically a snake as well as having a funny voice
Pretending to be part of the "alt right", then saying he was only a spokesperson for them, and now calling them racists and distancing himself from them
>>68091053
dont believe you
shitey wanky poo
>>68090947
telling religious people how stupid their religion is should be respected
holy shit i didnt believe it at first when i heard about you losers but now that i've seen it for myself it's honeslty hilarious ahahahahaha
how pathetic can you honestly be?
>>68091118
Have they been pretending to me be before?
KEK @ /CUM/
>>68090246
>>68090293
>>68090331
>>68090368
>>68090411
>>68090458
>>68090515
>>68090556
Janny you fucking idiot fuck off from here and sort the mess out
>>68090947
The best sort of people are the non-believing religious sort. I.e. people who don't believe in a deity or religious dogma but belong to a religion and go to church for the atmosphere and community spirit
this is Dotun Adebayo we're up all night
>>68091161
this is like an advanced version of the mexican that posts here
>>68091156
nah just messing with you mate aha
>>68091161
you lads wonder why we come here instead, /cum/ is filled with anime faggots and actual faggots.
>>68090947
Fuck off racist
>>68088710
No thank you, Marxists
>>68091247
wtf I love dawkins now
>>68091247
Wow, I actually gained a lot of respect for Dawkins.
Thought he was a hardcore SJW
>>68091207
he all he does is call us pirates every so often and talk to himself
>>68091247
Ahaha he seems like a bit a of a leg here
Pirate scums
>>68091247
Ah yes 'Tumblr'
Where anything is a gender and a human can identify as an animal
That comment flew miles above their heads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTcSvnN3ZrE
>>68090947
This hundreds of times.
Some idiots still don't get it that telling people religion is stupid is wrong, you have to lock priests in churches and burn them to the ground to make a difference.
>>68091333
wtf stfu shitlord?!
>>68091371
Fuck off religicuck
Arserbeijan
>>68091391
>american reading comprehension
Arsestralia
did this "Icelad" only come here after we got destroyed by his country in football, and then stay?
azerbaijan more like arsegayman haha
>>68091393
Arseland, my friend. Where you've been?
>>68091449
I'm not your friend, mate
>>68091437
Pretty much
PLEASE reply to this post
>>68091371
>>68091420
>>68091449
well done baku
>>68091465
I'm being sarcastic, m8.
>tried to give up wanking
>failed after the second day
the porn is too strong these days!
not gonna
>>68091484
I'm not your m8, buddy
>>68091475
amd amx wdc 2017
>>68090947
This is a reddit opinion tb h
I don't tell people, but I automatically assume they're retarded if they're religious.
>>68091474
hello
Night every one. X
>>68091518
one can dream
>>68091532
night
would turn down a female doctor if one was assigned to me desu
>>68091518
delete this picture please mate
>>68091516
That's just a name I gave you, mon cher. I always give animals names.
How do you like my rap lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3pmMZDko60
really want to stick my face between babestation ash's big bum cheeks
>>68091556
no thanks i like that particular frog
>>68091532
Good night.
>>68091567
yeah mate totally not getting deleted
Non porn edition
>>68091669
>>68091669
>>68091669
>>68091531
shant be reading this