/brit/

memes

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do u lik spen

I LOVE TO POO

>>68083503

m'lady *tips whatever fancy gear lawyers wear in the UK*

moved a day closer to death today lads

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sara is the thinking man's commie

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feli city

Actually hate sleeping

If I didn't have to I wouldn't

What do you think your parents would say if they seen the things that you post on here?

>>68083577
alright there billy big bollocks

>>68083609
rosy is the real man's

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Rorkes FUCK OFF

>>68083609
aisha is the butest one

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emily

Noodles
Island grilled chicken
Steak
Broccoli

Ginger ale

retard pepe really speaks to me

Met a cute lad today but he was literally medically autistic. Bit weird, they're usually ugly.

>>68083609
God damn that picture on the right is unflattering

>>68083549
hola, como estas

>>68083660
that's just her nose mate

>>68083660
all pictures of rosy are unflattering

Ah yes, Canada

>>68083609

so why do all these leftie narcissists have severe mental health problems

>>68083648
that's help helper to you

>>68083599
She isn't a lawyer she just dresses like that

>>68083577
cracking chebs

>>68083698
ok

>>68083675
Whole face looks like a man

>>68083655
was it me>?<

>>68083577
so sad!

Anyone have that picture of Sara wearing a Liverpool shirt?

Soda?

No thanks, have any ginger ale?

>>68083708
I meant in the context of the court, me being the lawyer addressing her.

>>68083609
aisha is the radical centrist option

>>68083690
you would have to be mentally ill in the first place to think communism is a good idea

>>68083655
did he throw a fit when you took away his purple cup

>>68083722
easter island head lookin ass

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Charlene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvHTAbGh9ms

>>68083756
Decent taste in pop tbqh

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>>68083755
got you f a m

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can't eat my lunch because i'm vegan lads :/

>>68083690
they don't

they just don't know how to interpret adrenalin rushes and just start crying about it

>>68083609
I feel like Aisha would be the best at sex and would be the easiest one to slowly redpill

>>68083773
oh my god whose dad is this

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rate the profile lads

>>68083663
¿Me gusta España te gusta?

>>68083812
Haha so funny!

>>68083824
nah rosy would defo be best in bed, she's a proper schlag

Ah yes, nice work Britain, very nice job

HOWEVER

>>68083831
get a proper haircut mate

>>68083748
>>68083772
no
>>68083811
thanks

@68083644
global rule two

Back from a 3 day ban, boys. What did I miss in these fast-moving internet times?

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Imagine being as handsome as me

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>>68083824
she's already redpilled

>>68083843
com si com sa

>>68083860
Rosy just has a nice body and likes showing it off every six hours to the internet

Aisha, meanwhile, tweets about sex abd her sexual encounters all the time. Her sex drive could power a city

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*kicks down the door and goosesteps into /brit/*

>>68083824
>not nosie

>>68083794
You're confusing it with envy, and that's not applicable either, you third world, fivehead, shitskin fantasist.

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Good movie this.

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welshes moved next door to me

this is be bad for my property value

bloody weslshes

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>>68083958
*joins you*

Why IS he walking towards the camera?

why are white men the best at chess?

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>>68083957
she's a filthy slag

need a welsh gf

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Remember when Lily Allen threatened a US president?

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>>68083958
stay back!

>>68083910
Eso es Francés no Español

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>>68083990
poster broga fud

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thoughts on kev's gf?

>>68083991
Elliot Rodger?

IMAGINE the potential for banter
if every trump tweet came in the form of being mass-texted to every american
like you wake up in the morning and see you have 15 emergency warning text messages and its just donald going off on one about the new york times http://nymag.com/selectall/2016/11/president-trump-can-send-emergency-alerts-to-everyone.html?mid=twitter-share-selectall
creasing at the thought

I think I have listen the last 4 years only to british music: Nero, Alunageorge, Katy B, Uffy, Disclosure, Miike Snow...

Why is your indi/underground music so fucking good?

Welsh girls are nymphomaniacs

>>68084031
literally no

>>68084031
And then she had like 3 miscarriages. Don't mess with big G Dubya.

>>68084003
I have a pretty sound theory

he put the timer on the camera but mistakenly put it at 10 seconds instead of 5 so he thought he forgot to put the timer on and was begining to walk towards the camera to check that the timer was on and it went off

>>68084056
Honestly not bad.
Definitely punching above his weight.

One of these days I'll start a Take a picture walking towards the camera with a white shirt and purple tie Challenge for the normies

>>68084056
Howling

>>68084045
kunnossa

one day the welsh will rule the world

>>68084056
christ

>tfw meant to be -5 tonight
>tfw windows are as thin as paper

SHEARER SHEARER

>>68084056
pretty sure that's his brother's wife or his cousin

bye

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thoughts on kev's bull?

Need a mummy gf

bye x

>>68084056
at least he has one :(

>>68084160
haha hey dude wanna hang out?
haha nah dude, we can't go to my place haha, maybe we can hang at your place haha?

>>68084192
He's a big guy

hi

>>68084056
Typical Irish lass on a Friday night I take it?

>>68084151
my window is wide open #madman

>>68083690
because leftism IS mental illness

it stands to reason that the further left you go, the more mentally ill they get

>>68084056
>kev had a date to his formal and I didn't go to mine at all to cover up the fact that there isn't a girl in existence that would've agreed to go with me
haha

>>68084192
reckon kev could heem the lot of you

Why does kev play hockey

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want a sip from me milk bokkle lad?

>>68084246
hahahaha me too

>>68084057
Wouldn't be surprised.

>>68084151
minimum night temperature of 7 degrees here lol where do you live

>>68084266
why is she so fucking ugly?

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big al

Got challenged to do the Take-a-picture-walking towards-the camera-with-a-white-shirt-and-purple tie Challenge on snapchat

>>68084261
it's the only time he'll ever score anything

>>68084261
Ameriboo

>>68084278
north pole

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>what the fuck did you just say to me??

>>68084223
Only reason he has his spot reserved on MotD is because of that ridiculous goal record set when the prem was a diddy league.

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>Cara Delevingne

>>68083909
good lass

>>68084291
why are you so rude?

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S O O N

The capitals of Ewrop Cymraeg shall be:
Llyndôn
Pâris
Ferlyn
Rôma
Maddrid
Amsderddan
Brysyls

>>68084127
Pero esto es finlandés ahora

what shall I have for brekkie

>>68084319
>hockey
>lardmerica

>>68084340
Don't make me do it

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pepe died lads

>>68084268
haha lad what was your excuse for not going? Did you even bother with a cover story?

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>>68084340
she's my gf anyway lad

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>>68084336
>what would shearer do

third eye is wide shut lads

any tips on prying it open?

>>68084328
He really is an Ameriboo

>>68083982
>I have learned something from the simpsons https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tmx1jpqv3RA [Remove] (despite this small abuse of language being so widely accepted that they made a fucking Simpson episode about it), so I flaunt it online in the hope that it will mask the fact that my parents were too prole to send me to a good school

Remember back when I was told to change 'third world' to 'economically disadvantaged' on my personal statement

>>68084348
i use /brit/ as a means of catharsis

>>68084023
indeed interesting

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>>68084373
>>68084380

>>68084367
He's a Ducks fan you fucking retard

Not the leafs
Not the canucks

The fucking Ducks

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don't understand why these social media website filter opposing viewpoints so vehemently

all it does is create a victim complex that empowers them and fuels the fire

you'd think these "educated" liberals would understand simple psychology - you can't tell people what to say, think, or do and expect them to comply. they'll do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to.

but anyway, it's fun watching their SJW safe spaces fall apart with the nationalist/populist uprising because they're scrambling to regain control, and it's all because of them

>you will Never suck cara's milk bokkles

not sure what dose of acid to take at the weekend

>>68084397
alrai algeria, forgot you were about

>>68084402
it's political correctness gone mad

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>i use /brit/ as a means of catharsis

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>>68084396
everyone knows

he yaks on about new york all the time cause he's got cousins there or something

also he doesnt like ireland at all

>>68084402
sounds like a redpilled personal statement

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wont be callin me ugly when im smashin ya cunt face into the sand wif me milk bokkles huh kid

>>68084364
alright i'll be honest im only 18% on duolingo

>>68084402
We were taught that in geography in school

Tbf it makes sense, third world is an outdated term from the Cold War

took your input into account and decided to lift after my meeting, lads. the posts you make on this general influence the world in small ways

>>68083991
such a top boy. we need more!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4AX8Ab8efE choon

>>68084443
Eh, it could be worse. He could be an Islanders fan.

tips on correcting an anterior pelvic tilt?

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>high school qt just sat infront of me while im having my lunch

>>68084464
About this much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93vzwvRKbpg

>>68084452
don't you think you might have this warped view of ""liberals"" because your social media filters out liberal viewpoints from your rorke bubble mate?

also
>everyone is to blame except for the dribbling retards that vote for these memes
ah yes, nice viewpoint

>>68084524
post more catchy ones

>>68084567
>high school
fuck off child
fuck off nonce

>>68084503
"economically disadvantaged" sounds stupid and is just a mouthful though

no-one uses the first/second/third world terms by the cold war definition anymore

they just use it as:

1st world: developed
2nd world: rapidly developing
3rd world: undeveloped

>>68084526
I bet he likes the Ducks cuz of the movies

haven't lifted in weeks because of my sprained wrist and painful piriformis

>>68084570
>rorke bubble
name one

>>68084507
i'll influence your jaw with my right hook

>>68084567
Global Rule 2

>>68084567
30% of women have a rape fetish just saying lol ;p

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>1st of December

>>68084468
ikr
>>68084478
It was mentioned in the extra curricular part where I mentioned my dad was part of a charity
>>68084503
My geog teacher used third world all the time, given he was an old cunt though

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me in the car

west coasters OUT

YOU TOO, LEAF

My gf 'drains the swamp' when she squirts

>>68084569

wtf i love holland now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBA0KI3IIJo

>>68084604
Probably. The Kings are much better.

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>>68084587
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNDgRCB4gYs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkUcIAzC5l8

>>68084443
No he's a RABBITS fan

>match with qt on 'der
>17 years old
ah yes

>80 point assignment was due two days ago
>I thought it was due tonight
hahaha

Big up to AJ Tracey for making the sole reference to Dutch hip-hop in the history of music

>>68084691
That's still legal

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>his gf pisses herself in the bed and pretends she's cumming
howing

>>68084609
pol, le donald, facebook, twitter, all sites where you get information given to you based on who you like/follow/subscribe to

>>68084680
Truly abhorrent post

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>she will never love you because you have not nor will ever speak to her because you're scared of approaching women

>>68084658

it's just piss
women cannot ejaculate

>>68084711
feels wrong to make the first move by messaging

>>68084701
>80 point assignment
don't know what this means haha

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ah yes, the so called "guardian"

>>68084736
>>>/r9k/

this is a normie general mate

mustache went down well at work lads, got called;

magnum pi
freddie mercury
pablo escobar
flanders
ron burgandy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThoUcYaQCBc CHOOOOOOOn

Business idea: to every English word ending in "an" add an "o" at the end. Then capitalized the last three letters and none others.

how is imgur related to reddit?

i use imgur for sharing pics sometimes and i see some pretty cancerous memes and comments there

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Really gives the ol' noodle soup a good stir

>>68084730
i don't subscribe to anything, but thanks for reinforcing my point. those "rorke bubbles" wouldn't exist if the left weren't so fucking imperialistic about their world views

>>68084766
Alri Ron Jeremy

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smelly

>>68084766
pics

>>68084788
it's Reddit for Canadians

what is the radical centrist equivalent of rorke/rasheed?
deano?

who is this qt

>>68084734
No appreciation for culture

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>tfw repel women because i am muscularly armoured in a depressive state and women can intuitively sense and even SMELL the hormonal balance of betaness and depression

>>68084795
mate people choose information sources that confirm their beliefs, what news sources do you use hehe

>>68084835
you're probably just a nobend

it's 9:30 already ://///////////

>>68084835
iktf hahahaaahahah

>>68084784
Wonderful idea *lends you 2 billion dollars*

>>68084795
you're a fucking moron lad, both sides are as bad as each other for filtering out opposing views and crying that it's the other side that's to blame for everything. weird you can't see it.

who /ugly/ here?

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death

I take a look at my life, and realise there's nothing left

>>68084835
you sound like a prat 2bh

>>68084915
/you/

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you? wif ME milk bokkles? nah dont fink so kid

>>68084915
68084915 is a good contender

insectoid drone normies at work were baffled when i started talking about the carl jung podcast i listened to last night.

>>68084903
>arguing with poll wanker
There's no point the lad's a retard

>want to install tinder
>gf's mates who use tinder will instantly inform her if they see me on it

reeeeeee

Way too many yanks in this thread for my liking.

>>68084915
/you/

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get a white girlfriend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wDWbyNGa0M what a hook gang gang

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>>68084931
Is that a five o'clock shadow I see?

>>68084967
alri

It's true that women can smell a virgin

burials new EP shall be arriving tomorrow.

cant wait.

>>68084949
*furiously googles Carl Jung
Ah yes

>>68084967
*consoles you*

>>68084915
if you have to ask. . .

>>68084967
the inventor of the big mac just died lad, give them some time to mourn

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>>68084858
wrong but i can understand why you'd think that, being a kid that grew up on social media and all that. older folks(the people who voted for brexit and trump) don't think that way

>>68084903
>>68084956

>>68085001
do you want to hear my band's new EP lad?

>>68084967
suh dude

Fantastic speech
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ET9cnj3RfRU

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mummy's got me a Lindt advent calendar lads, can't wait to open the first door tomorrow.

*spend the rest of my evening listening to french trap rap*

>>68085015
rip in peace castro

Royksopp vs Sigur Ros vs Woodkid

???

>>68084915
here

muchmoreso than you i bet

>>68085048
Don't fucking joke about burgers

>>68085001
He's not relevant if he's still making dubstep

Skream even said its dead

Any man got that Donald Trump *walking towards you*

Ironic /pol/posting is still /pol/posting

ruinart, belvedere no more poliakov

>>68085072
>burial
>dubstep
end yourself

>>68085072
sod off yank

*reaches into your pocket* OwO what's this?

>>68085022
mate if you ever get cheeky to me like this irl i wioul literally put you heem you and ppir water on your trousers while you were knocked out so it look like you'd done a wee

>>68085046
NADOOOR
NADOOOR
LE RIF
LE RIF

>>68085079
the only person mentioning pol is you, retard

>>68084507
glad i could help x

>>68085065
the one that isnt a nigger

>>68085077
I don't sorry

>>68085079
back to r.eddit

just rolled a zoot

>>68085133
I'm not wrong, though

>>68085077
>>68085149
Neither do I

>POOSENAL
Of course they lose to Southampton

YEAH YEAH YEAH I'M STILL ABOUT

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>>68085077

>>68085131
good lad
kaaris last album was a bit mediocre though. i mean for this year it was decent but subpar to his Or Noir level

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-Ut8vo7cI0

>>68085149
desu if it's just piss I wouldn't really mind

i mean if you've lost control of your bladder, it's pretty much the same as cumming innit

Am I just bent or does it seem like all men date under their league?

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>>68085077
here lid

THAMES

Got a 2000 word essay due in 16 hours, yet to start

ok *cums*

>>68085211
good lad

>>68085237
whats it aboot

>>68084975

ok

*gets white gf*

>>68085237
same lad

woman at work was talking about buying her daughter a zoella book for xmas

>>68085206
dating pretty far below my league because it's easy

can't be fucked maintaining a good looking gf when an alright one that's a good lay is so much simpler

got a 140 character essay due in 2 months

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>>68085205

>>68085169
Pics

Finished all my essays for the quarter lads

>>68085267
Really interesting that

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gf wants to try cuckolding lads, i said lets try swinging and she said that would represent objectification of women

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the gfs

got a [small integer] word essay due in [long length of time in which it will be easy to write such a short essay]

haha, memes

>>68085237
just finished a 15 page lab report thats been a pain in my arse for the last 2 days

>>68085326
you can do better

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>briefly converse with the normies at work before they return to their pen
>have to put half the nouns they say into a search engine to know what they're talking about

>>68085303
>The image of the average Swede being a gorgeous blue-eyed, blonde-haired, pale, porcelain skinned beauty is gone forever
Sad.

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will anything ever measure up to this again?

>>68085303
the globalists are using sweden as a social experiment

pretty fucked up desu

>>68085334
(n)edgy(n+2)me lad

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>>68084997
>>68085008
>>68085035
When you watch this webm, what do you feel? Does this make your mouth water, does it make you hungry?

>>68085275
ah yes, the old replying to the wrong post gimmick. classic lad, nice one.

>>68085303
failed state in the making

>>68085303
Though we are fucked, at least we'll go down swinging rather than cucked like Sweden and Germany.

>>68085319
this is not a thing that has happened

>>68085253
debating historical practice

got a 7-novel opus due in 4 seconds

betraying my race

>>68085317

i'm surrounded by women, it's fucking torture. eyebrows, nails, dresses for the chrismas do, complaining about childminders, what happened on corrie. not a brain cell between them.

>>68085361

yeah, this is pretty average american food. don't knock it until you try it. might make some now

>>68085381
sweden and germany have a better quality of life than britain

I bought a Papa Johns's, a thin crust Sausage & Pepperoni one. Honestly better than Pizza Hut and Domino's tbqh.

>>68085361
hey can you delete this video mate

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>>68085355
(((globalists)))

>>68085381
>Though we are fucked
tbf if we got a hold of things now it would be fine

although mummy may will probably keep the floodgates open

>>68085361
what the fuck there's fucking ramen noodles in it
what's happening america sort it out fucking hell

>>68085423
>>68085423

>>68085432
leftist media considers globalist to be an anti-semitic slur haha

>>68085426
If we lower the quality of life more in this country, we'll get less immigrants which will increase the quality of my life.

>>68085432
>>>/pol/

>>68085303
So is it ok to just make any kind of lies about Sweden now?

I heard sweden will build houses made of used condoms. What a cuck country