/brit/

fuck off racists and niggers

couple man chasing papers couple man chasing status

Ah yes, the first world

machine poster

eaton two medium bowls of porridge today

feel like it's not enough even though I'm n ot hungry so I'm cooking a pack of instant noodles to make sure I don't accidently starve

Anyone else get off more on watching there own dick cum rather than your gf/porn just realised I stare at my dick when Im cumming on a birds face, not her face.

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Is Trump one of us?

>>67967441
bit gay this

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How will you celebrate a new era of modernist conservatism under George in 2020 lads?

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FBI? try FIB

>>67967379
what sort of internships should i apply for? (is there somewhere where you can find out where companies do internships?)
I don't really want to do a masters i just want to get a decent job and start getting some experience, I hate Physics it's so soul destroying and full of autists I just want a job where i can use the skills i've learned through my degree

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Could batter any one of you little runts

>>67967404
>tfw they won't do it live anymore because Bonkaz got done for noncing

>>67967456
conservatives are done next general mate.

>>67967474
5'4

mad how trump lost the popular vote with the 2 best counter-intelligence agencies in the world behind him

>>67967474
>socks and sandals
howling

>>67967445
ah yes, the so-called popular vote

>>67967494
Yes, because that old faux-socialist odd ball and his United Colours of Benetton shadow cabinet are going to romp the 2020 GE

Making gains

>>67967474
dyel lel

>>67967445
>wins election
>still shitposting on twitter
>this is the future potus

5'9" and built like a big guy for you here

>>67967469
Lots of internships posted on a website called ratemyplacement. Dunno what you want to do or can do mate, but there are science internships on there. I'm studying economics, so applying for finance ones personally. The whole point about the masters is that they usually only accept penultimate year students, or those going into a masters. So just pretend you're thinking of applying.

17yo fwb

>>67967474
>lose bodyfat by not eating
>but not gain any muscle in the process
I could drop your arse any time.

shut up, SHUT up, SHUT UP, THE LOT OF YOU!

>>67967548
dyel?

lel?

what?

>>67967585
why would you put yourself through that?

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>>67967558
you jealous pham?

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almost forgot to pierce the film lid several times before heating

5'4 (6'4 in stilts) and built like a terminator

come and have a go if you think you're hard enough

me: alpha
you: beta runt

>>67967474
>you look about 5'7

i am not a manlet

>>67967631
Other way around, but yeah

>>67967572
I was meant to be doing an MPhys but i chose not to because i've already done a year abroad and i'm sick of being at uni

what's the point of placements, are they like temporary jobs? I guess i'm just fucked because i've missed all the grad deadlines

>>67967612
gays are mentally ill and therefore will do anything in the pursue of sex

really hate myself

>>67967612
she's mature for her age tbf

>>67967512
>slides and socks on the feet
standard

>>67967648
>a canadian assumes that a fwb would be a gay thing

THE STATE OF CANADA RIGHT NOW

>>67967615
closest we've had is prescott I think

got in a couple of punch ups as deputy prime minister

>>67967647
you've missed loads but not all lad

seriously, check the guardian 300. there's a fair few with deadlines in december.

and remember to prepare your application really carefully. they'll boot you for even a simple spelling mistake.

>>67967654
sure you do normie

>>67967654
Now you know how we feel.

i do not hate myself

I want to move to the UK

yo me odio

The Number of purely white People in the World is proportionably very small. All Africa is black or tawny. Asia chiefly tawny. America (exclusive of the new Comers) wholly so. And in Europe, the Spaniards, Italians, French, Russians and Swedes, are generally of what we call a swarthy Complexion; as are the Germans also, the Saxons only excepted, who with the English, make the principal Body of White People on the Face of the Earth. I could wish their Numbers were increased. And while we are, as I may call it, Scouring our Planet, by clearing America of Woods, and so making this Side of our Globe reflect a brighter Light to the Eyes of Inhabitants in Mars or Venus, why should we in the Sight of Superior Beings, darken its People? why increase the Sons of Africa, by Planting them in America, where we have so fair an Opportunity, by excluding all Blacks and Tawneys, of increasing the lovely White and Red?

>>67967684
>putting up with a literal child for sex because you can't impress women of your own age

the fucking state of you

I've never read any posts in this general other than my own

what is it about my gimmicks that get people so riled? I remember people going absolutely MENTAL over my black gf gimmick and now the 17yo fwb gimmick is sending people mad, especially north americans

>>67967748
>17
>child
>his age of consent for sex is not 16

the absolute fucking state of canada

makes me want to screech

>>67967720
you are fucking mental mate

>>67967647
The point is that you'll get some work experience which is necessary, it shows you take the initiative/have skills and the like. Makes you more employabl really You'll also find out if you actually enjoy that sort of work. Applying for those is better than self pity because you've missed the deadlines.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FgwixCv3Cc

>>67967703
i don't have a CV
would it be a good idea to write one in LaTeX?
or do i just need to write a covering letter or application or something
i appreciate the help, my parents are useless benefits scroungers and i have no idea how to do anything related to jobs

yo no me odio

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reckon years (since I was 12 haha) of being told regularly how much of a piece of shit I am might have gotten to me lads

good banter from dad though haha

>>67967766
i could legally fuck a 15 year old mate, doesn't mean i'm desperate enough to nonce a kid who's impressed by anyone who owns a car

FUCKING state of you

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>Ywn be a charismatic Cuban immigrant turned druglord

>look in the mirror
>ugly cunt still staring back

he doesn't quit, this guy

IMAGINE having a woman as your Prime Minister

cat was being an annoying cunt so i put him in the freezer to chill out for a bit

>>67967766
ahh yes the so called borderline nonce act of 1902

>>67967804
so that makes you 20?

haha you're like a little child

fuck off runt

>>67967783
your uni will have a careers advice service, write a proper CV with them

Germany is ruled by women, i heard the are doing well

>>67967767
If you knew the reason you would elevate your insult.

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rorke

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ass

>can't shag your own dog
Can you really call yourself "first-world"? Hmm?

the mexican did a good post

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why can't I get proper drunk anymore?

I loved when I could have a few too many beers and do impulsive shit that I knew I'd regret the morning after but could later laugh about

now I can't even get to the point where I want to do impulsive shit, even though I drink far more than I did back then

>>67967846
what is the reason?

Ignore Canadians, Australians and Yanks. Make /brit/ British again.

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me n the lads

>>67967880
I know that feel

12 pints in on a night out and I just want to go to bed

>>67967783
yes, you need a very well written and carefully prepared CV, and you need to write a big (400 words), excellent cover letter for each role you apply

tailor the CV to each application and make sure you send the cover letter and CV in the format they expect (it'll say in the application). a lot of firms also want a short essay explaining why you chose them; make it well informed about the company and work they do.

work hard on it and don't waste time, you can expect to make upwards of 10 drafts. save each one separately, don't just delete your changes.

>did 54 hours last week
>need to do 55 hours this week

just

>>67967828
dude.

weed man is being trashed for saying that castro was good

>>67967880
i have to literally drink a litre of vodka to get properly drunk now, it's just not fiscally viable

>>67967835
>calls a 20 year old a child

HOWLING at you rn

turbononce loves shagging children

>>67967880
that feeling stopped for me after the first few nights of being "drunk"
it must be time for something harder

ah yes, southampton solent

babestation

yo nunca le dare un (You)

>>67967904
My fav youtuber is from the UK

>>67967880
>>67967924
>ireland
>talking about how their alcoholics.

ahh yes, checks out

when's the milton keynes meetup lads

>>67967989
almost applied to go here once lmao

>>67967989
ROARING

I bet whenever one of you says "Howling" they aren't actually doing it

hope the netherlands get bombed

>>67967841
>>67967928
crazy how they expect us to do all this by the end of december, i've had 2-3 deadlines a week since the 2nd week of term and i havn't had more than 4 hours sleep a night in about 2 months

been completely independent since i started uni but when it comes to stuff like this i never have any idea where to start

me on the right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XFAvUWB6Rs

>>67968044
howling at this post

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Wonder what Trump gets upto 'round here

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really like these pants

They're about 200 gbp

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>>67968057
oh fuck me

>>67967989
screeching

>>67967989
my mate goes there

Ama

Chantelle from geordie shore has absolutely phenomenal tits and I quite fancy having a wank while looking at them

>>67968050
It's absolutely doable lad, I'm a 4th year engineer and can almost guarantee I have as big, if not bigger workload and I've already sent off about 10 applications.

Just keep your head down, chin up and do the work.

>Balancing between BJJ, Muay Thai, weightlifting, college, the sesh and work

Bet I'm busier than half you runts wasting away in your mothers dressing gowns listening to gay Asian pop music

>>67968042
>>67968033
>>67968095
>>67968101
was considering becoming a shiplad as of recently and apparently one of the main academies is shoved into there (yet they don't have anything to do with the uni itself)

really not sure about this

>>67967658
hmm yeah might be projecting my experience of talking to a girl that young haha. it was like talking to an alien

>>67967989
know a few lads who go here n' all
they're all dealers and do shit like drama and history

>>67968102
Saggy af

Feel as though I may have a wank lads

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>>67968120

really reminds me of my gap year

>>67968163
haven't had this feel in a while

>>67968139
Bender

>>67968057
>birds eye chicken burgers
>those fucking tits

the memes are truw

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>>67967989
Its like a tapestry of modern Britain.

now cuban-americans are telling holocaust tier stories

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end it now

>>67968204
kek

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>>67968167
wow he really kicked the shit out of him

this must be why they say gingers have no soul

>>67968188
More just want to get a semi and look at myself in the mirror but it never works out like that

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>Helium tank arriving tomorrow

>>67968228
The way his feet curl up means brain damage

might rustle up a batchelors cheese and broccoli pasta

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Talked to some bint from yik yak for hours lads

Told her all sorts of shite, hope it never comes back to haunt me

olvido que el gordo niega el holocausto
que lindo jaja

>>67968167
why is noone stopping them
state of amerigo

>>67968226
>YEAH CUBA WAS FILLED OF CASINOS OWNED BY (((AMERICANS))) AND SO PROSPEROUS, BUT THANKS TO CASTRO ((((THEY))) LEFT CUBA ;(

>doing 4th year engineering

hello foundation student.

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The alleged bf

childhood is when you hate rasheeds
adulthood is when you realise wogs are the problem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4S6EesyfLaY

>>67968190
Have you seen her topless pics? Urgh

>>67968311
what are wogs in the uk

>>67968327
all ugly

>>67968327
only 4 is fit

>>67968112
the thing is though i know the majority of my class and i'm certain that 90% of these people havn't applied for any form of graduate job, i've been asking around and everybody just says "i'll do a masters or whatever" and nobody seems to have a plan
this just makes me even more worried because i've got no friends who could help me with this

>>67968282
http://www.worldstaruncut.com/uncut/76478

This guy gets beaten to death with a flash light

>190kg master runt doesn't know engineering degrees require an MEng for accreditation
>doesn't realise that 90% of engineering students are on 4 year degree
hmmm...I don't think "it" is very smart...

>>67968346

dindus

would heem the living christ out of any of you that came within 10 metres of me

>>67968346
Nigs usually but it extends to any non-whites as well

>>67968167
Is that Carrot Top?

>>67968311
Rasheed

Baited.

>>67968364
>>67968367

yea i thought so, they are southern euros here

>>67968120
What course la

>>67968391
isn't that "wops"?

>>67968383
Carrot top lifts now

>>67968120
>college
underage

>>67967880
because you're (hopefully) not an adolescent anymore

>>67968400
wops is just italians

>>67968327
LEGIT NORMIE REPORTING IN

Birds like this are easy af to shag. You know that song 'girls just wanna have fun?' well that type of vacuous shite is exactly right. Pretend to be a nice (((fun loving))) person and you can convince any woman to go home with you

>>67968353
and so, the unemployed physicist meme is born...

don't be a statistic lad, your careers service is shite but you can still make it.

*sprints to the front door of /brit/*
*opens the letterbox and leans in*
17YO FWB
*runs off*

>>67968353
i did that and its a really bad idea. get a job lined up whilst you're studying mate. im serious.

>>67968350
>>67968352
>>67968443
i've shagged the two on the left and got my willy sucked by the one on the end

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going out for my nightwalk now lads

hopefully I can witness something funny/interesting

did a thought

is it possible to confuse a computer? like give it an insanely hard equation to solve and it sorta sits back a bit and says uhh..

>>67968443

>tfw 25 yo sconner who never went through puberty

>>67968488
could happen

comforted a crying girl a week or so ago while out for a smoke

wish i were a young austrian boy who had very strict parents

>>67968282
you know why

>>67968443
I dont want to shag a slag tho i want a qt gf to talk to and cuddle and stuff

>>67968492
yeah it comes back and tells you error

fingered my mates gf round the back of weatherspoons on saturday night

>>67968492
confused=crashed

drunk on a sunday night

god is shaking his head at me rn

>>67967989
this is why you don't walk on wet cement

>>67968492
no, "confused" isn't a concept that applies to computers.

like any system, you can make them malfunction but that's it.

>>67968509
>i want a qt gf to talk to and cuddle and stuff
that just ends with the hurts, better to not feel than to feel

howling lads at the wank my mate whos a runt rasheed just had with slags

Did I use your meme words right /brit/?

>>67968530
god doesn't even real

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwrXt0wCep0

tempted to dye my hair to Lean's colour

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>>67968445
>>67968459
in this case i've got about a week to make a CV from scratch and covering letters for anything i can get my hands on because all the applications are closed

this is hell

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Are raves still a thing over there?

>>67968537
>that just ends with the hurts, better to not feel than to feel

good post

>>67968544
says you

>>67968548
it will be worth it. i didnt apply to anything and ended up in a bar

>>67968580
prove eh real's

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Remember when Lewis Hamilton was actually a bro?

What went wrong?

a glass full of cold water, right from the fridge
OR
uncooled Pepsi Max

>>67968602
alri rasheed

>>67968602
money. fame. manlet.

>>67968558
https://youtu.be/dhoboleSoAE
haha not big but they're alri

Truth is lads, you've all got abnormie tastes. People here like anime for fucks sakes. We read each others shitposts, talk about yank politics, share feels, invent gimmicks, that's our idea of fun. Normies would be horrified by it.

So why do you all insist on going after normie women? What makes you think a normie slag is going to make you happy, anymore than going to the pub and watching football with Deano and the boys rather than shitposting on /brit/ makes you happy?

Find your abnormie woman lads, just like you found your abnormie friends.

>>67968615
always the water

put the pepsi in the fridge

>>67968580
rasheed

trotsky and hitler are my heroes

Getting my daily dose of pewdiepie and markiplier

>>67968601
fight me?

>>67968616
Do you even know what that means?

>>67968623
shan't be reading that

would be cool to have an edgy artsy hipster type gf for like a few weeks

>>67968583
genuinely my nightmare to be unemployed after my degree
i live in a small village where it costs £8 to get to the nearest city (southampton, total shithole) and i'm certain i'll have -£1500 in the bank by the time i finish
last time i tried finding a job (this is with >3 years worth of experience in multiple retail jobs) it took me 6 months to find a job at KFC in southampton and they made me work 4 hour shifts at minimum wage in the kitchen but due to travel i'd only make about £10 per shift

if i'm unemployed after my degree chances of suicide will be pretty high

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>>67968623
beautiful

>>67968626
there's no room in the fridge

>>67968548
lad cut 4chan out for a week and get it done
i believe in you m8

>>67968623
Isn't the goal to become a normie?

Also
>Find your abnormie woman lads

They're all fat

kill yourselves fucking scumbag pirate frogposters

>>67968644
>trotsky

good lad

also lads, where does the Rppney (instead of his name Rooney) came from for Wayne Rooney.

>>67968548
mate I've got a physical copy of both the guardian 300 and times 100 in front of me.

just flipping through I've found at least 10 that have late deadlines. don't worry too much, just make sure you do your CV and cover letters carefully.

there's probably at least 50+ in the guardian 300 that are open to mid december.

>>67968558
how far will this meme go in 10, 20, 30 years?

>>67968623
The vast majority of women are vacuous normies

>>67968660
>praising a nigger who claims to be british
sounds like something a rasheed would do

>>67968667
>i live in a small village where it costs £8 to get to the nearest city

howling
live in west cornwall, £40 minimum and 3 hours by train to exeter
t. graduating with Mphys in june

>>67968621
>bunch of autists wearing coats and backpacks in neutral-coloured clothing brushing up against other men in the middle of a park on an overcast day

haha see you later nerds
*walks into a lamp post*
FOR FUCKS SAKE

>>67968685
lmao this newfag doesn't know

>>67968534
what?

>>67968678
>Isn't the goal to become a normie?

If it is, first step is to stop coming here. If you can't, you are not and will never be normie.

>>67968678
this 2bh

>>67968720
XD XD

gnight cunts

>hurr Putin is the saviour of the white race/last stand against the islamic invasion of the west
>every large Russian city is overrun with muslim migrants he specifically invited

>>67968725
>you are not and will never be normie.
most people consider losing virginity to be the normie cut off mate

sorry, but you're wrong

>>67968509
Never stop searching, never settle for a bird for any reason. But the flip side is, you have to be the man who would attract the type of woman that you want. You're never going to attract a Scarlett Johnansson if you aren't a real man and don't have youre shit together.

i dont trust non normie women. they tend to have someone serious wrong with them.

>>67968706
Rasheeds hate niggers though, you silly fat fuck

>>67968693
comforting i guess but it's still an absolute nightmare that i'm going to have to do these and make them watertight and i have no idea what i'm doing with them, have never written a cover letter before

feel like i'm on the verge of a mental breakdown

>>67968623

haha alright pink

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>>67968725
>If it is, first step is to stop coming here. If you can't, you are not and will never be normie.

Yes I will be

>>67968704
not true they just hide it better than guys

>>67968710
no bully is fun

>>67968766
> you have to be the man who would attract the type of woman that you want. You're never going to attract a Scarlett Johnansson if you aren't a real man and don't have youre shit together.

Can you elaborate mate? what type of man do i need to be to attract decent girls

It's a hot day and you have a block of ice to cool yourself down with. Where on your body do you place the ice?

>>67968798
>Women
>able to bottle up their insecurities or keep their opinionated mouth shut

getting my daily dose of infowars

>>67968360
>tfw chartership is £400 / year
>free in literally every other country
>spend all of it giving scholarships to people who aren't so-called 'white males'

just end me now famalam

>>67968758
They didn't add "doesn't go on 4chan" as an option in that poll. I mean thats the real cutoff come on. If your idea of a good time is to spend hours every day posting irrelevant shit with total strangers, you're not normie, no matter what else you do.

at night all my problems and worries come back to me, everything feels urgent and like my time is running out, yet during the day everything feels calm and stress-free

anyone else get this

>>67968776
aim for a bunch of the worse ranked jobs to make sure you've got a safety net

the top ones go almost exclusively to oxbridge/imperial/lse

>>67968833
wrists and neck

>>67968767
thats how girls see non normie men too
thats why being a normie seems like it would be life on easy mode. easy to get along with people when they don't think you're going to rape or murder them

>>67968833
armpit

*activates the loudspeaker system*
*leans in close to the microphone*
THE SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD FRIEND WITH BENEFITS
*jumps out of the top floor window as the walls begin to shake*

>>67968847
it actually was an option mate

there were even 2 votes for it

>>67968848
Same but the calm and stress free doesn't come

>>67968848
yeah

might be a mental problem

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>>67968843
>tfw my grandpa is from portugal and legally used mexican scholarships for university cause leftists dont know portugal and spain is in europe

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>>67968847
Shut up I don't want to hear the truth

>>67968798
All women care about social status

Social = normie

>>67968847
/wsg/ and /mu/ especially are very normie boards 2bh and that just from the ones I browse

>you've been here so long that you think that being here is normal in anyway, at all, ever.

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please kill me, actually END my fucking life

http://www.strawpoll.me/11741753

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>back to work in the morning

dead general

It could always be worse, you could be a Jani

how do we unfuck ourselves?

the scumbag wants to kill himself

everyone has just topped themselves

>>67968849
hmmm it's almost as if getting a degree is useless

what should i do if i don't get anything? is there any hope?

my flatmate keeps the toaster in her bedroom and when I asked her why she said it was in case someone damages it

>>67968998
reduce the worlds population to 50 million

>>67968877
The Jews are up to their old tricks again!

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>tfw you finally realise that free (as in free speech) software really is the best
>tfw Windows does suck mad chode and any program written after 2000 isn't worth having
>tfw GUIs and mice are the two worst things to have been invented
Computer Science has made me autistic

acid is the most patrician drug.

prove me wrong.

Do you think you could hire a hitman to kill yourself?

have missed out on a lot of things throughout my life.

haha

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trademarked toad

>>67967989
Why is the red light walking towards the camera

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http://is.4chan.org/gif/1480176144801.webm

I know its propaganda but still, feels

>>67969014
fair point

>>67968887
this. i'm just distracted during the day so it's more of a background hum of self-loathing.

>>67968976

That's tricky. If you lose your virginity, to say a prostitute, you'd still be the same person you are afterwards

>>67969030
t. dad

>>67969013
don't know, grad jobs are still open to you in the year you graduate so you could also apply next year but that'd mean losing a year

not sure what to do if you still can't find anything after that because I've never really considered it a possibility (as arrogant as that sounds)

>>67969030
can't argue with you there

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hmm

>>67968955
DEJA VU

>>67969050
>slavs killing each other

how does this cringy shite give you feels

>>67969065
font

>>67969060
think that's what the "having a gf and being a non-virgin" is there for

>>67969030
been trippin la' which dimension you visited? I like the one where scooby doo is a person and everyone else is dogs what about you?

daydreaming about being intimate with someone I love

>>67969031
I was toying with this notion recently too. Do you think it's legal to kill a hitman you hired to kill yourself in self defence?

>>67968979
>tfw taking tomorrow off cos you have holiday left over and your company says theyre stopping employees from carrying it forward

Fucking bare people are having three day weekends in November and December just cos we have to use up our days.
It almost makes me want to turn communist

>>67969064
>>67969067
it's lit as fuck

>not addictive
>strong effect
>can still be a working member of society

literally the best

When did Alicia Keys become so uppity?

>>67969070
WHITE
MALE
RAGE

>>67969103
Oh, fair enough

you lads arent virgins right?

>>67969014
Send her a picture of your penis

>>67969141
100% Pure here

>>67969051
why would someone want to damage a toaster I have to make my toast in the fucking oven becuse of that silly bitch? Also she has to wheel it in and out everytime she wants a slice

>>67969119
it can really change your life

>it's lit as fuck
christ

sister just faxed me this

http://i.imgur.com/d25YN.jpg

>>67969030
How does one acquire acid?

>>67969141
nah, even got a gf and friends haha

still can't stop coming here for some reason

almost as if I'm going to be here forever

>>67969165
This is your fault America

>>67969141
Rather not talk about it

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>>67969161
>I have to make my toast in the fucking oven becuse of that silly bitch

>>67969014
spent a good 2 minutes screeching at this post

might be time to put down the bottle and go to bed

>>67969073
/brit/ could make a killing selling these

>>67969108
It becomes illegal at the point of intent, which would be you planning it and hiring him

So no

>acid
>HPPD

no thanks mate. people go fucking mental because of HPPD. it ruins their lives

>>67969175
FONT

>>67969065
what happens is you finish uni and end up a bar job, thinking where the fuck did i go wrong?

my abnormie friends have lost their virginity and i havent haha

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>>67969215
wish I could lad...wish I could...

>>67969205
What if I... obscure my intents? >:D

>>67969207
pussy

>>67969241
Dunno

Got a tip though lad, a professional hitman will probs win

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>daydreaming
>at night

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>>67969073
>it's real
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgin_boy_egg

>>67969298
how big is your tip mate

>>67969141
im a total virg


just havent found the right woman yet
(because i never leave my house)

>>67969207
Had some real bad trips which fucked me up for a couple of years.

And it lasts too fucking long. And you need a strong benzo with u in case you want to the trip.

It's all about shrooms. And DMT

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niger farage said that donald drumpf will be the new reagan

>>67969298
get your tip out of there mate i'm not a catamite

why are you alive?

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>HPPD
>then mentions how DMT is better because of that in the same sentence

For the last week or so I've been having a dull uncomfortable feeling under my bottom right rib. It either feels like it tucks under or there's something pushed under it. I can poke it in and out of place but it always just goes out of place. My left rib age doesn't have this. It's very uncomfortable. It's weird because it hurts worse at night. What can this be? I've had it all my life

i literally can't wait for them to make really good drugs in the future

like super-mdma or mega-acid

reminder you exist because your dad came inside your mums wet fanny

>>67969348
mum and dads fault 2bh

not going to make the same mistake though haha, never going to have kids. just need to make it into my late 20s without getting anyone preggers and then I can get the snip.

>>67969348
not sure

>>67969348
rather not say

>>67969348
not sure really, might do a unalive soon.

>>67969348
prefer not to say

>>67969320
How'd you get over the bad trips

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would you fuk this trashy chick if she walked up to you n started suckin your dick right there on the street