/brit/

leaf is a shit

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>his IQ is a real number

>>67965409
person that makes money from buying and selling things

>>67965437
heard Fidel's cigars were made of FUCKING LEAVES

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why are my captions so big! How do I turn them down!?

ex-poly on £103k here. Eat muh shit, nerds.

>>67965473
but why would anyone lie? it's not funny

>>67965495
Indeed,

My stats
>6ft3
>90kg
>8 inch willy
>Went to Oxford

post what choons you're listening to lids

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>lying about what your job is or how much you earn even though you're still at uni and not employed yet

is this some sort of self defence mechanism students have? worried that degrees not going to hold any weight?

Autism test: what's the missing number in this sequence?

1, 13, x, 73, 121

>>67965537
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdKNlGfkyhc

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http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/salford-student-attacked-mcdonalds-southerner-12224585

A young student was savagely attacked in a McDonald’s branch after a man discovered she was from London.

The sports science student, who has shared pictures of her blood-stained clothes after the incident, told the MEN: “I noticed him talking to people when I went up to get my chicken nuggets.

“As soon as he asked where I was from and I said I was from London, he just switched.

“He started swearing at me and giving me abuse. He called me a f*****g Southerner, saying I was f*****g tramps and that he hated Londoners.

>Megan described her attacker as white, around 5ft 4ins, with a Salford accent.

>>67965537
The Prodigy

>>67965535
>6'4
>91 kg
>9 inch willy
>Went to Cambridge
Sorry lad

how retarded do you unironically have to be to think humans have existed for tens of thousands of years seperate from each other in vastly different environments but are somehow all exactly the same

nobody will deny certain breeds of dog are more intelligent than others, or have certain behavioural patterns specific to their breed. the same with literally any other subspecies of animal.

youre literally a fucking mong if you think there is no relation between race and intelligence, and need to fuck off and not talk to me ever again.

reminder the man who discovered the structure of DNA and got a nobel prize for it came out and said there is a clear relation between race and intelligence and he got crucified for it by the leftie establishment.

Did my 'prenticeship at the school of hard knocks

Graduated from the university of life

Currently on 25k 12 years on, feeling jealous yet runts?

>>67965551
27

>>67965551
1488

>>67965555
>>Megan described her attacker as white, around 5ft 4ins, with a Salford accent.
*goes into hiding*

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>>67965555
>5ft 4

>>67965555
Great digits and a great man. Southerners BTFO

>>67965591
what is your reasoning?

>>67965592
close

>>67965547
Thing is, when they get older, they'll cringe like fuck at how they used to before and feel resentment towards the students of the day.

I feel like that now. Fucking hate students

>his iq can be expressed using any current system of numbers
someone's gotta sweep the floors i suppose

Hospitality Managers make a good bit of money

genuinely wish I had majored is some "useless" liberal arts and done that

the new top gear is literally banter.

listening to silvio rodriguez and doing a think about cuba and castros legacy leds

also enjoying all these alt-rightists getting all hyped because xDDD le gommies xDDD whilst pretending they're any different from mainstream conservatives

hello everyone nick ulillillia smith here basement parents house minot north dakota...pizza selfie...i talk about degreasing pizza and show the unopened mirror i received from the ups driver...

>>67965551
>>96

I actually know a really attractive normie lad who went to Cambridge. Doubt he posts here though


....Mike? haha

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>>67965537
https://youtu.be/NY8IS0ssnXQ

>>67965555
>northernlets

when will they learn

>>67965582
Bet you're happy though and a decent lad.

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tfw fat gf

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>>67965537
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yBNKtXRoYs

favourite choon from my favourite movie

attractive normie lad here

what uni did you go to?

cambridge alumni myself

Didn't have a job until I was 22
Never took a flight by myself until I was 25
Never checked into a hotel by myself until I was 26

>>67965616
difference between consecutive numbers are consecutive multiples of 12

>willy is 6ft4
>Height is Oxford
>Salary is 9 inches
>Education is 100k

>>67965537
The opening act of Woodstock:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rynxqdNMry4

>>67965689
that's it but you fucked up the arithmetic
37 desu not 27

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gf just sent me this lads

>>67965537

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_ilfPppFzU

>>67965690
Excellent post

>>67965655
That's me

Reminder that if you fail to have any of the following you're a failure
>Height of 6ft5
>Willy length of 8 inches
>Went to or currently attending Oxbridge
>If working salary of 150k+

>>67965648

my mate bought his book

>>67965670
>dead can dance
good lad
https://youtu.be/QOauyq9Upxo

>>67965712
yeah, just realised as I posted it

so I don't have autism right haha

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>tfw to intelligent to get banned

>>67965751
>working
Wagies, wagies, almost time for bed!

What good RPGs should I get on Steam? I really liked the KOTOR series and I haven't ever played any other RPGs

Preferably something old so my shite computer can run it

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>>67965751
>tfw willy is 9 inches instead

>height of 9 inches
>Salary of 6ft5
>Willy is 95kg
>Weight is 150k

>>67965724
really wonder what chebs that size feel like

if your idea of musical enlightenment is niggers talking fast about killing each other please dont talk to me

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Gf (male) just sent me this

>>67965751
Does dropping out of Oxbridge count?

>>67965781
>to
Is this actually deliberate?

Sabrina! Don't just stare at it, eat it!

>>67965537
desu
https://youtu.be/tE6D-eWLd90

Currently watching the propaganda that is saving private Ryan on 5

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doin a read

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*walks towards you*

just watched a clip of this honey g person the normdroids keep talking about

it was fucking incredibly awful, what the fuck is wrong with people? normies are just rats, they will eat literally ANYTHING you throw in front of them

My IQ grows exponentially and has ever since that fabled first brain wave originated my omniscient being lads.

Anything taller than 4'8" is absolutely lanklet, tbqh

>>67965794
baldur's gate 1 & 2

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stop being a civic nationalist

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>if your idea of musical enlightenment is niggers talking fast about killing each other please dont talk to me

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>>67965836

>>67965551
37

>Tfw dumb
>Tfw too dumb to ever be unhappy

Arrogant students BTFO

>>67965836
>>67965840
>>67965843
SNAP

https://twitter.com/Reece_Sanderz/status/802177492501090305

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>Height of 6ft5 (in heels)
>Willy length of 8 inches (measured from arsehole)
>Graduated from Oxford (Brookes)
>Salary of 150k (pence)

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omero

I am 7ft1, have a willy length of 2ft, a weight of 125kg, and I went to Oxford Cambridge AND Harvard simultaneously, while being PAID to attend these places.

>>67965843
too bad the iq grows at an exponential rate yearly with an exponent that is 10^-48 and a coefficient constant that is even less

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>>67965892
pinnacle deano

>>67965897
this desu

the master race

cousin is going to yale, he's awful. would hate to call him a classmate. looks like harry potter. wears abercrombie and fitch shorts and sperry shoes w/o socks. played baseball but was only on the team because the school had like 200 students and no one wanted try out. "works" at a country club.

all around terrible person

reminder it's pronounced schoopid

Or styoopid if you're a posh bender

Anything else is unacceptable in my threat

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*stands*

>>67965916
font

>slagging barratt new builds when you still live at home

*runs into you*

*we're both surprised as we aren't exactly friends but know each other*

haha hey what are you doing here?

>>67965954
this is the ultimate /brit/ way lad
criticism of mainstream society by a bunch of people rejected from aforementioned society

>>67965921
Ah, he's into that whole Yale thing then?

>>67965967
*blushes*
*mutters something about being sorry*
*runs away*

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>tfw 8'9", 9 stone, $10 starting as a freakshow attraction

>>67965954
live on a country estate that i inherited from my grandfather jokes on you

Greater London is Arkadiy Abramovich.

>He isn't at least 9 feet tall, has a willy of at least 4 feet, weighs at least 200 lb, and didn't go to Oxbridge, all the Ivy Leagues, all the Big Ten Unis, AND MIT simultaneously while making $100k a year attending them

Utterly tragic

>>67965954
It's exactly the sort of shit these peckers will be living in when they have to fend for themselves.

>>67965967
Take down does recoil damage to the user

>>67965935
spoiler that HOG

>>67966004
What whole Yale thing?

>>67965617
i doubt it a bit
i already hate who i was before age 16 or so and i feel like the change i've made between then and now is probably pretty final. Im 19 now

>>67966042

Fuck off shitizen

>>67966042
Fuck you

women spend most of their time thinking about stuff like this
https://twitter.com/Milliekerr97/status/802474974518935552

Daily reminder that these are the REAL /brit/ stats
>5ft9 but tells everyone he's 6ft
>5inch willy
>Weighs 60kg soaking wet
>Attends a STEM course at a wank uni

>>67966071
Right now?

tee hee

>>67966062
everyone feels like their current version is the final but it's usually not

finished the coke lads
becoming a bit of a habit this

economics/finance>>>>>>>STEM

cyan:wave2: doubling (You)s

>>67966062
>Im 19 now
Give it ten years at the most

>>67966084
I'm 68kg and my willy is 6 inches mate

>>67966084
>tfw literally this but I'm 5'10 and tell people I'm 5'11

>>67966004
yes
>>67966056
it was a good reference, you don't need to stretch it out more than that

>>67966084
This is based on absolutely nothing, whereas the other averages are based on genuine, factual posts

>>67966033
>not flats in some shithole

*wins lottery*
ah yes

*opens amazon*
*sort: highest-lowest*
AHA... YES

>>67966056
Well, for one thing, I think he is probably a closet homosexual who does a lot of cocaine. That whole Yale thing.

>>67966100
*Economics>Finance>STEM

>>67966085
Yeah alright X

Where u at rn x

>>67965508
How much do you like the channel?

>>67966074
It's not just women. It's the nature of most people who use Twitter; they post inane shite for the sake of it.

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me, smithy, deano, and chloe going for a bike in our new neighbourhood x

>>67966167
You've gone off-script so I'm aborting

*loads up the Barrett .50 cal*

alri lads, time for a runt hunt

*yanks start squealing and scurrying into nearby bushes for cover*

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watching Sargon even though I swore off him a few months ago but literally had nothing else to watch before going to bed

>might hold me off seeing what unimaginable shite PJW and Atheism Is Unstoppable have been posting in the meantime

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>>67966164
>Econ>finance

>using kg instead of lb
Fuck off back to france mohammed

Ah yes, BBC1 peddling more interracial shit

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Girl on the right wants to go after me but I"m not sure about it

She's Russian ay

>>67966193
bet it's not even detached

>>67966217
why does this annoy you so much mate?

>>67966187
No please x

I can change babe x

Is there a way to generate money from nothing?

Say you've won the lottery and you want to rake in a guaranteed 6 figure sum per year from investments, what do you do?

>>67966230
screaming

On plebbit they have a subreddit with a load of bots, one for each subreddit, that make posts based on the average post from its home subreddit

Wish we had one of those for /brit/ that would post in the thread with us

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>>67966169
the swiss flag is so small lmao

>>67966221

That bitch so old she gotta fossil record yo. lmao

I AM 6FT5, HAVE A 10 INCH COCK AND EARN 200K STARTIBG AND YOU CANT PROVE OTHERWISE HAHABAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHHAHHHHAHHAHA

>>67966230
*shoots you mid sentence*

>>67966253
pay someone to do it for you

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>>67965437
somehow I don't think free-iqtest.net is very reliable lol

>>67966239
Spotted a Jamal, lads.

>>67966248
this /brit/ reference is dead

consider this mercy

>>67966253
You hire someone to do it for you

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>why does this annoy you so much mate?

>>67966221
niamh's twin sister heem on the left

>>67966266
whats the subreddit la

>>67966269
Apparently she's 30 but yeah I see what you mean

>>67966253
Property.

WILL suck dick for k

>>67966292
Just give me a chance x

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Right or Left?

>>67966253
get on MTV

>>67966340
left thanks

what jobs do physics graduates get
asking for a friend not myself haha

>>67966296
>>67966287
shutting down dialogue with opposing views through insults doesn't help anyone lads

>>67966340
left

anybody ever have a threesome?

>>67966356
a dead arm for being a nerd

>>67966340
1,2

>>67966210
Finance graduates have no qualitative skills, similar to STEM. They just autistically pop numbers into given equations.

>>67966239
>why does a publicly funded broadcaster with an agenda peddle a toxic, violent, anti-intellectual culture and over-represent an ethnic minority who have contributed absolutely fucking nothing to british society

Hmmm

>>67966340
the mother ocean

>>67966356
sandwich technician

>>67966356
consultants, jobs in finance, or engineers (if you do a bit of conversion training)

I am 5'11 and a half but just say i'm 5'11"

>>67966340
depends what mood im in

>turn on water heating for 2 hours
>hot water runs out within 15 minutes in my shower

is this even legal? what is wrong with my house

>>67966356
software dev, generic grad jobs, finance

if you have a phd from a top uni you can work as a quant

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>shutting down dialogue with opposing views through insults doesn't help anyone lads

>>67966356
if you don't go on to a masters or even PhD, you can guarantee a physics degree will get you a job in anything but scientific research

>>67966253
Watch this

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b06bhwvy

>>67966379
ive had lesbos suck me off at uni

>>67966296
state of this bender

cannot fathom how anyone is willing to pay the TV license to fund this shite

>no electric shower

Sorry to say it mate but you are almost definitely a spacker

>>67966448
tell us what happened lad

>>67966448
R u a girl

Think the death penalty should be reintroduced for heinous crimes like serial rape, mass murder, kiddy fiddling ect, but only after three juries unanimously agree that the accused has committed the crime

hair reeks of coconut

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>Think the death penalty should be reintroduced

>>67966384
i'm 6'7" and build like a man from brum how dare you drop this patter in my presence

>>67966420
>>67966428
>>67966437
will probs be graduating next year with a first probably
do i have to work/live in london? i'm not fussed about doing research jobs i just want something which pays well enough and will give me decent versatile experience

Have you ever had a decent discussion on /brit/?

Seems to be shitposting all the time haha

at least it moves lighting fast, but the interaction is bit meaningless and alienating hahaha

bellend smells like twiglets

Might starting buying lotto tickets over food

What numbers should I pick?

>>67966498
send us a swab xx

>>67966519
how about I introduce this right hook to your face mate

>>67966484
t. saudi arabia

>>67966363
>it's a nigger thinks he's intelligent episode

coconut reeks of bellend

>>67966535
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, [bonus ball 6]

>>67966535
my post number

>>67966521
>with a first
what uni you studying at? Idk about working or studying in london, as far as that goes im in the same boat (mech eng). I hope we don't have to live in london lad.

>>67966521
if you haven't already applied to a bunch of grad jobs you're likely to be unemployed.

there are probably still some open but you'd need to get on it asap

>>67966522
Had quite a few desu

A LOT more shitflinging arguments and incalculably more shitposting and gimmicks but it does happen

bollocks are going septic

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>get in bed with us anon!

>>67966575
>>67966577
swansea
i havn't applied to anything because the workload's been too heavy and there's been no events with the uni, plus i have no idea what to apply for and where

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I'm running out of hospitals I can go to and still fool them my bollock injuries are accidental. Have been driving 100+ miles on the motorway with busted bollocks just to get them stitched up. I need to fucking stop.

>>67966476
not really that interesting
>went out clubbing
>got dancing with a lezzer
>her "gf" comes over and gives me some carryon about her cheating
>we all have a laugh
>go back to theirs
>things get heated in her room

thats it. it wasnt even that good.

got coconuts for bollocks lads

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had to cross out 3 full lines in my lab log book but i didnt want to do a line through them so i've done a box around them and scribbled them out like CIA redacting something
I've corrected it with an addendum at the bottom of the page but now the messiness of it is REALLY making the old 'spergers flare up

>>67966484
>only after three juries
that's retarded

undermines the whole point of the current jury system

>>67966623
*gets in bed*

what now girls haha

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IMHO Canadians cannot be british and posting in this thread is the most pathetic form of muh heritage faggotry.

>>67966623
*awkwardly climbs in between the two*
errmmmm... yep

What now?

how do ticket resales work for e-tickets?

what prevents the seller from getting their first in line so he can use his ticket and then you get refused using an identical copy of his?

getting a degree in Natural Resource Economic Policy haha

>>67966484
>kiddy fiddling
>serial rape
This would never happen, it's not consider a crime as bad as murder now so why would it be with the introduction of the death penalty?

For murder though I agree. Huntley, Bellfield, Nilsen and co. should have swung.

>>67966636
>things get heated in her room

go on then

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>>67966285
I agree, as a certifeid intellect, this test is a load of shit, either that or the more realistic thing is that my IQ was so high it looped around and gave me the wrong answer.

>>67966623
would you slags shut up ffs I'm trying to sleep here

>>67966631
>there's been no events with the uni
wow, there's been packed events almost every week at my uni. are you sure there haven't been any?

a good place to start is the guardian top 300 grad employers list

>>67966674
>>67966649

>when's the last time you got laid anon?

just fucked another 30 year old woman on tinder. i feel so disgusted with myself. my gf deserves better

Sargon of Akkad is the Bertrand Russell of our generation.

>>67966668
There's one in particular, really into the Queen, who has convince himself he's British.

Absolute bellshiner he is too.

>>67966623
Almost exactly how I lost my virginity, except there was only one girl

>>67966679
Nothing, loads of people have been fucked. Although clubs i go to rarely scan the tickets, they just look at them

>>67966702
creasing at the image of someone putting that on their website

>>67966708
there was a careers day but it was completely useless, nothing to do with physics at all
just fuckloads of postgrad and masters events here but i want to get a job rather than doing either of those

thanks

>>67966718
I'm a virgin haha WAHEY!
*throws arms in the air*
What about you 3?

confused lads. a few days ago I posted an expensive car (in the region of £100k) and wondered what sort of salary one must reach to afford this sort of thing, I guessed around £80k a year, even though that wasn't really high enough, you could save for it in about 2 years time

a yank suggested that you should be on a £250k minimum salary to buy it
why is this so? i'm guessing this pattern applies to cars in general

new gimmick: anytime someone disagrees with you, call them a paki

>>67966718
2004, why?

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>sargon of akkad

>>67966393
>with an agenda
all news sources have an agenda
>a toxic, violent, anti-intellectual culture
what culture is this specifically?
>over-represent an ethnic minority who have contributed absolutely fucking nothing to british society
bit harsh to say the historical underclasses contribute nothing, people without opportunities to succeed tend not to succeed surprisingly

business idea: tinder but for men seeking bollock dominators

>>67966741
He is pathetic. Canadians will never be British. See you at the mosque tomorrow btw.

>>67966689
they were just going to town on each other on the bed whilst i was messing about on her laptop changing music and eventually they both came over and sorted me out.

>>67966718
o-oh...umm *voice cracks* well...

a m-month ago! h-haha yeah i'm just p-playing the field right now. y-you know how it is haha

*doesn't know where to look*

>>67966738

russell was a nonce

bitches laid: 33
height: 6'8"
dick: 9.5"x6"
iq: 145
weight: 240
bodyfat: 6%
income: 800k/year
degree: phd in economics, business, chemistry, quantum mechanics, rocket science, biology, philosophy, queerfag molester studies

>>67966750
fucking same here la
i went to a massive one that my uni was hosting and half of it was IT firms, the other half was recruitment firms
fucking depressing

>>67966548
i'm white af la, just fancy doing a chat with one of these so-called "rorkes"

>>67966822
Ahh.
I see Wittgenstein has been let loose again.

>>67966780
Why would you buy a £100k car on £80kpa, lad? Are you trying to convince the neighbours that you're wealthier than you actually are?

>>67966831
>bitches laid: 33
virgin-tier

should be at least 60

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>>67966806
did you post on here while you were on her laptop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SXTIuYzVfQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SXTIuYzVfQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SXTIuYzVfQ

>>67966738
yeah I bet when he was ruling over his Babylonian kingdom thousands of years ago he was thinking just that

girls i have put my willy inside: 1
height: 6'3
facial aesthetics: 7/10
weight: 100kg (bulking)
humour level: very funny, charming

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dont mind me
just gamin'

>>67966798
Not harsh, entirely true. BMEs have offered not a thing to the UK, yet we're told to appreciate and respect them.

>>67966852
would appreciate if you answered the question

>>67966877
Good post

height: 5'10.5
weight: 178lbs
willy: 6.7 x 5
laid: 3 times
age: 20
iq: 164

>>67966870
i didnt browse this place back then, but that would have been banterous.

>>67966877
I mean the Sargon of Akkad that has actually contributed to the world

>>67966873
BAJELLE?

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>>67966845

*waves a poker in your face*

STATE AN EXAMPLE OF A MORAL RULE

>>67966836
yeah pretty much exactly the same, all the generic "we need managers" companies, government services, army stuff and irrelevant law stuff

>>67966852
Maybe if it makes you happy. My dad's wanted an aston martin ever since he was a kid, recently bought one even though his salary is only 120k. He's never been happier

bitches laid: 2
height: 6'3"
dick: 7.5" x 5.25"
iq: untested
weight: 180
bodyfat: 13%
income: student, will be 80k starting, 150k in 5 years, 300k in 10 years
degree: JD in law, BA economics

>>67966910
fat fuck

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>100kg (bulking)

>>67966902
No, don't is the answer

Now, why would you buy a £100k car on £80kpa?

Intercourse without procreation is simply hedonistic

>>67966932
>only 120k
>only

mate

>>67966931
my plan is to try and get into green engineering somehow and if that doesnt work just join the military or go into a trade or something

>>67965665

>tfw 26 and never had gf, bf or otherwise

Plan to neck myself by 30.

we wuz numba one

>>67966935
>weight: 180kg
Blimey

>>67966932
You can get Aston Martins for £30k. Wow.

cannot bulk past 81kg

don't know how fatties do it

>>67966945
small, frail and weak """man""" detected.

>>67966932
cars are surprisingly cheap mate, can get a 4 year old porsche for around 30k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_J89LJSvL8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_J89LJSvL8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_J89LJSvL8

>“"""""""only"""""""""" 120k a year

Just kill me know

how many females have you ejaculated into the vagina of without wearing a condom?

2 here

>>67966972
makes me feel so hopeless that even getting a 1st in a physics degree in a top 30 uni won't stop me from being unemployed and working runt jobs the rest of my life

120 kg and proud

girls i have put my willy inside: 0
height: 5'11
facial aesthetics: 5/10
weight: 11 stone
humour level: not especially

>>67966946
how would you say it works then? £50k car for a £80k man?

>>67967016
nah i doubt that's the case. You can go into finance or something else cocainey and fast-paced if you want with most stem degrees

>>67966971
Well it's in relation to a car costing around the same amount

>>67967001
It was brand new i think

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on the verge of converting the 17yo fwb into the 17yo gf

bitches laid: 0
height: 5'10''
dick: 6''x4.5''
iq: dont know
weight: 150
bodyfat: dont know, quite scrawny
income: 8.25/h, on campus pizzeria
degree: econ, 2019

bit of the ol' 'ruth

>tfw 176kg skinnyfat

How do I keep my gains whilst still losing weight?

>>67967010
I literally make 10% of his salary

>>67967016
starting to realise how the uni reputation manifests into career prospects

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should i make some popcorn lads

>handsome
>can talk to women easily
>can get their numbers easily
>have not kissed a girl in 2 years
do NOT know where i'm going wrong honestly.

Willy inside:1096 women
Height: 6ft11
Wage:1mill per year

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20kg a year

girls i have put my willy inside: 0
height: 5'11.3
facial aesthetics: 4/10
weight: 9 stone
humour level: fairly quick witted, situational

>>67965565
it'd be more impressive to be 90kg at 6'3 than 91 kg at 6'4

>>67966900
what sort of things qualify as a contribution? cultural or economic or military or wuut

>his father is on 120k

you are most likely above 8/10 and have a neat job lined up
why are you still here

>>67967041
i just have no idea what to do, i have no finance knowledge at all, don't know any programming languages and i don't like my degree, and now because the uni told me nothing all the grad jobs are closed so i'm destined to go back and live with my parents and be unemployed for at least a year after i graduate

fuck sake

on the verge of calling 67967049 a nonce

>>67967074
hhahahahah
what a madman

http://www.strawpoll.me/11749679

http://www.strawpoll.me/11749679

http://www.strawpoll.me/11749679

>>67967074
>Merkel is taller than Putin

lmao

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>>67967102
>Did you goyim think you were rid of me?

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>>67966997

Do I have a case for discrimination if my employer fires me because I refuse to shave my beard

>>67967098
I studied history because he didn't give me any guidance

>>67967099
>, i have no finance knowledge at all, don't know any programming languages
these are things they teach you when they train you up. When you've got a stem degree (particularly a first in one) that shows them that you're a good learner and that you are able to analyse relatively complex systems well. Those are the two main skills they want you to have

>>67967102
You are my favourite poster, mechanized merchant

>>67967146
it depends on your job

>>67967127
Are you blind or just stupid?

>>67967074
why do ze germans keep electing this woman

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>any applications after 26th October will not be considered
tfw too intelligent to work as an intelligence officer

>>67967098
Would say i'm a 6, but i do have an internship lined up with one of his mates. I'm here because i was a lonely kid and never was able to leave as i got older

its the current year

>>67967146
Probably not, since facial hair is not a protected class under the Civil Rights Act.

>>67967173
because zey are stupid

>>67967191
>but i do have an internship lined up with one of his mates

of course
nepotism is cancer

>>67967145
do not fall for this meme
it says "complex carbs" but they are as insuligenic as sugar
this is essentially eating pure sugar

Gonna be a cabinet maker, lads

http://www.chippendaleschool.com/

>everyone assumes being 90kg means buff
These are 100% fat arses or 'muh perma bulk' spackers

>>67967155
looks like almost every all applications closed in october anyway

time to dig out my KFC uniform

>>67967217

roaring

I'm 90kg and very fat

a 5'4 canadian just walked past me mumbling 'nonce' under his breath

>>67967217
Good lad

>>67967237
Yeah, I'm 200 lb and 5'10

>>67967146
depends if you're a muslim

https://twitter.com/OdunHerif/status/803018508560957441

>mfw 100kg lean
Feels good being 6ft

I have a degree and I only make 29k USD a year four years after graduation

>>67967241
Why?

>6'3
>74 kg

I'm pretty thin I guess

>>67967145
Who sells these supplements? Must make some right money.

>>67967287
in what?

>>67967271
why do the UFO's in these conspiracy "UFO sightings" always look exactly like the Hollywood round disc UFO's with the lights at the bottom.

If they actually existed and visited us here on Earth, they'd probably look nothing like we'd imagine.

>>67967310
The Alex Jones of nutrition.