Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

Is that creep British guy with certain obsessions still around?

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>>67932652
おお
マムコが二人連れで歩いている
>>67932652
前前スレにリンク貼ったか?

>>67932652
乙
前スレ消されたか。

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>>67932690
I just like shobons is all.

>>67932844
You a creep! Also now I won't release more giraffe chan

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Japを差別語だと言うのは
支那を差別語だと言うのと同じようなもん
自称としては使うつもりはないが
4chanで、そう呼ばれても受け流せ
>>67932842
消されるだろうと思ったぜ

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>>67932887
I was never really a big fan.

Did you meet her again in Japan?

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>>67932652

>>67932652
ハロウィン?

>>67932899
怒りはしないけど、前前スレのポーランド旗の様な長文で、出だしがjapだと読み飛ばしてしまうのは確かかも。

>>67932914
In Norway actually, and I got this full set of pics this time, but you are a danger to her

>>67932652
So, how many people know about 4chan in Japan? Is it common?

>>67932899
自分のなかでjapをつかうやつにはレスしないと決めている

>>67933072
0
It's all bots posting here.

スレを乱立させるバカジャップ

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>>67933028
PeruやThaiのおかげやな
それと松井の絵を貼る在日
>>67933093
それで、いいんじゃない
自負の問題だから
帰国子女が平気でjapと自称するのにはうんざり

むろん、Chinaは支那
Koreaは朝鮮

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So is Swiss citizenship about the same as American when it comes to wanting to live for a short period in Japan?

>>67933072
分からない。
けど、2chネラーは結構知ってるだろうね。
ひろゆきが管理人だから。

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>>67932652

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Ya know. I've never really understood. How does a country so sexualized have such a low birth rate?

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>>67933269
because too sexualized
even without a 3D woman, we can fap fap fap

>>67933269
Because it used to be about shitting out as many babies as possible to extend your bloodline, but nobody gives a shit about that anymore and so fucking turned into simple entertainment

>>67933347
But don't you ever want to know what a real woman feels like? Let alone to have the chance to cum inside one?

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一週間前大学を辞めた。どうしよ?

>>67933531
復学できないの?
なんで辞めちゃったんだ?

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>>67933458
lol
i am married.and have a daughter.
>>67933531
what happened?
why did you drop out?

>>67933531
>>67933567
IT系の事好きじゃなかった。今両親と生きている。最近日本語は俺のひとつ喜び。とりあえずJLPT のため勉強している。

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>>67933635
OK then let's have gay sex and get gay married and live our lives out in Japan but don't worry no homo bro.

>>67933552
>>67933635

>>67933635
>JLPT のため勉強している
まあ、やりたいことが見つかったんならよかったけど

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I love Japanese designed monsters with breasts!

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rate my taste in japanese media onegai

>>67933755
BASIC
I
T
C
H

私の元ガールフレンドはちょうどスナックの束で私を迎えました。 彼女はまだ私が好きだと思う。

>>67933903
whoa there take it easy

>>67933908
女性に囲まれたことは容易ではありません。

>>67933903
>彼女
出ってくれ

>>67933942
you got a point there cowboy

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>>67933567
That's more than I'll ever have.

I'm Japanese. So I can't 書き込み in English very well.
I want to get used to English に。
Please 指摘 my 文 good Englishになるように。
I'm 2ch user. Is there コテ here?

>>67933755
>no tatami

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>>67933755
>Black Lagoon, Cowboy Bebop, FLCL, Eva, AKIRA, Mind Game.
>Planetes, lain(my waifu), Bunny Drop, Ghost in the Shell, JIN-ROH?, Hotaru no haka
>Rei, Nichijou, idk it, Perfect Blue, The garden of words?, 5 centi per second(my best ever)

10/10
I love you.

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>tfw can't use instant transmission

Where would you guys go right now if you could use it?

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>>67934049
Yes

>>67934096
Heaven

>>67934096
Kim Jung Il's bedroom.

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>>67933755
The only one of those mangas I have seen is nichijou

Are the other ones good?

>>67934119
Thank you. ここの人 is kind!
How do I 付け my own コテ?

>>67934244
寝る。 あなたは酔っぱらっている。

>>67934070
>idk it,
NHK ni youkoso

>>67934231
Thanks for being specific. Naming a country is boring. Name the actual direct spot you want to be in.

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>>67934233
Så ja, då föreslår jag att du bör titta på "Perfect Blue"

>>67934318
Thank you I have never watched it.

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>>67934366
Tokyo snälla

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I've already fapped 4 times in a few hours. I'm still horny as fuck pls help.

>>67934685
Are you a woman?

If so, it's okay.

If you're a guy, however, go take a cold shower. You might end up hurting your dick.

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djt a shit, time to immigrate

how do you say 貧乳 in English?

>>67934834
ちっぱい

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この程度でいいから外人の彼女がほしい

>>67934834
Washboard.

>>67934834
small breasts or flat chested

私は寝かせる必要がある

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>>67933755
lack of pico

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日本人の彼女が欲しいのだ
>>67934869
人のやりとりしようよ

code gayassの新作発表で/a/が祭り状態

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>>67935040
Why Japanese?
Japanese girls are the most arrogant snobs on the world.
That's why we Japanese guys prefer 2D girls.

>>67935180
You clearly haven't been to the West and experienced our women.

At least yours have a sense of decency and some of them want to be housewives still.

>>67935192
Housewives are shit.
In Japan, they are giving less spending money to their husbands.

>>67935180
Why anyone? Most if not all cultures insist that finding someone is necessary to consider your life successful.

Why Japanese? I assume because they're exotic to most people on 4chan that aren't Japanese. And to be fair, the cute ones can be really cute. Doesn't mean they're all cute or that cute people don't exist in other countries but people on here like sharing pictures of the more attractive Japanese girls, which encourages this sort of thing. I've heard most Japanese stick to their own, though. I don't know if this is true or not.

>>67935264
>spending money
What

Are you saying that the women cuck the men out of their salaries?

>>67935264
>>67935293
id be okay with spending money desu
at least its not having a boyfriend while being married

id rather not have to take a walk so jamal can fuck my wife because otherwise shell leave me and take my house and kids tbqh senpai

>>67934957
nonce

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>tfw no qt freethinking asian gf to go on a backpack journey around the globe with

>>67935169
ルルーシュのおかげで日本を取り返せたのに、それ以外になにをするんだろう?

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I like gaijin-san but gaijin-san's cock is too big for my tight vagina...
I've tried everything but always uncomfortable for me...
So I just want to have a normal sex life with small cock...

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>>67935447
Lies, mikasa. Vaginas are stretchable.

>>67935447
>I've tried everything but always uncomfortable for me
CLEARLY YOU HAVEN'T BEEN DICKED ENOUGH THEN

t. Euro guy who had an Asian gf

今日もいい日だった

3D girls in Japanese is cute and cool. though 2D girls is superior to 2D girls in all

>>67935623
2D is a beautiful lie, and 3D is the ugly truth.

Penis in vagina feels good, though.

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3d>2D

>>67935520
寒むくないか

内閣支持率、60%に上昇
>共同通信社の全国電話世論調査によると、内閣支持率は60.7%で、前回10月の53.9%から上昇。
http://this.kiji.is/175500171438966269

寒むい×
寒い○

>>67935749
yeah i really shouldnt even try if im this bad

>>67935657
Do you want to fuck Mira?

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本格的に寒くなってきたな

>>67935698
>>67935749
>>67935803
how do you even get the IME to write that

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i thought we were friends ;_;

>>67935961
Fuck off Turkroach

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>>67935999

>>67935961
>pic
what are they doing?

>>67935961
Hi, this is Turkish parade in Tokyo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pB7lTEI4rxI

>>67936087
トルコ行進曲じゃないのか

>>67935961
Turkish fought against Kurdish in Harajuku last year.

>>67935293

What did you think marriage was for?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLOB_B-cJho

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>>67936515
1 USD = 6.91 RMB

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vx1WbtEU4S4

素晴らしい国

アメトーークの仮面ライダー芸人ﾊｼﾞﾏﾀ

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>>67933717
>gardevoir with breasts
gross as fuck

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chicken sine ってどういう意味?

画像はミスだから気にしないでくれ

>>67936592
Yen fell again too

Time to buy imports

To watch 4chan even though it's Sunday.
What a looser I am

>>67936515
when are you gonna leave for chinkland?

Ugly

>>67936970
Says the country that's made plastic surgery mainstream.

>>67936989
They don't have a mirror

>>67936970
Did you protest?

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>>67936820
なんでやねん

>>67937073
>最もスリッピーな日本の女性でさえ、西洋の女性よりも卑劣である

私を殺して

>>67936925
not sure
I had been like 3 weeks on antidepressants and my libido almost vanished and I can not longer eyaculate, so one of the motivation (sex tour) I wanted to return to asia is not longer there
also
if the exchange rate reach 7 rmb per 1usd , I think I should focus on manage the business here
there will be new competitors with this weak rmb

こんばんは~ (´・ω・｀)ﾉｼ

>>67937137
ノシ

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>>67935192
>You clearly haven't been to the West and experienced our women.
>At least yours have a sense of decency and some of them want to be housewives still.

Yeah good luck supporting your """pure"""" jap housewife on a hotel worker salary

You are too far gone, there's no fucking helping you kek

>>67937205
>thinking I'll marry a Japanese woman

nigga pls

At most I'll fuck a couple of them. She'd have to be REALLY worth it in order for me to settle down.

No djt any more?

Huahahah
Feels good to vote against islam and leftist

>>67937401
nope ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

えっ
今、オージーは三人いるの

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>>67936820
お
大阪
(´;ω;`)ｳｩｩ
>>67937073
なんでかな
なんでやろ
わからへん
>>67937137
ばんは
>>67937578
いま、どの板にあんの?

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>>67937617
人聞きの悪いね

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>>67937617

性行為したいぜ

>>67937531
I dated a Chinese girl when I was even broker than I am now. Probably can't beat them.

>>67937578
What happened

BSでロッキー・ザ・ファイナル放送してる

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Japanese usually PE scene

>>67937705
*Please do not lean on this.

Is it correct?

>>67937938
Last post was
>>67935116
But the new thread is usually up within moments of the old thread dying and sometimes a new thread is made to push the old thread off back when we were on /a/.
Is it alright to make a new one or will mods on /int/ delete it?

>>67938271
>PLEASE DO NOT LEAN!!!
>THANK YOU
>From: The Management.
More or less, you are correct.
They probably don't want anyone to lean on the advertisement panel behind the guy, but he took it literally. Like a pun, ダジャレ

>>67938369
no get out

>>67938421
Why and where?

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>>67938421
いやだ

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>>67938369
どの板にもDJTのスレはねーぞ
>>67938486
クリちゃんクリクリ

>>67938542
So then where can DJT go?
The other anons didn't say there were going anywhere else.

>>67938603
Sure as fuck not here

>>67938682
That's why I'm asking, anon.

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ロシア人

>>67938603
>>67938718
>So then where can DJT go?
>>67931175

http://i.4cdn.org/v/1480237462403.webm

>>67938708
Why are you asking here? Everyone here is Japanese and Japanese diaspora.

Post giraffe chan

>>67938723
Fuck it, may as well use 8/a/'s djt

>>67938755
>Everyone here is Japanese and Japanese diaspora.
Hilarious.

誰か 私とハグしませんか

>>67938787
諦めては絶対ダメだ

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>>67938603
I can't find it in any board
except /qa/
>>67938723
あら、おっ勃てたのね
>>67938759
もう福島リラちゃんお腹一杯
>>67938794
むぎゅっ

F good news your GOAT is getting an update
https://youtu.be/hI9PvjJJijY

>>67938886
Rila gross

>>67938908
>developers admit it was shit
>F will still defend it
wwwww

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>>67938908

>>67938958
>>67938963
http://i.4cdn.org/v/1480246202621.jpg

Can't be arsed to read through all this shit, I'll let you be the judge.

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I WANNA TALK WITH U SO TEACH ME FUCKING ENGLISH DUMB BAKA-GAIJINS!!!!
U FUCKING ASSHOLES DIE U DIE IF U DONT TEACH ME UR LANGUAGE U FUCKING BAKA-GAIJINS!!!!

>>67939217
cum down man

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>>67939217
死ぬ覚悟は出来ている?

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>>67939217
気にするな、英語のスキルのこと必要はない

>>67939217
repeat after me

>>67939217
if you can fully understand the lyrics of the following song then your english skills are good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqnM-IyYYDs

>>67939217
I don't speak english

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>>67939424
Long time no see peru

how's life?

>>67939429
Bonjour Com Sava?

>>67939369
Why are you so good at Japanese?
You make me feel bad about my shitty English level...

>>67938886
大変ありがたい
君もいい日をあると願います

>>67939429
but you do

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>>67939374
ワイも似たような特技を持っているで
生理と排卵期を当てる
>>67939408
りぴーと・あふたー・みー
>>67939506
でも、まもなく月曜日が来る!

大食い番組見てたら腹一杯になったでござる

I AM SO SICK AND TIRED OF WORK

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The bois r all /here/

>>67939576
Me to Danish

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>>67939567
>生理と排卵期を当てる

>>67939217
そんなに怒らないでください(´・ω・｀)
ユウユウと話し合おうよ!

>>67939576
週末の終わりが迫ってくる
いっやああああ

>>67939619
What do you work as?

>>67939576
>not liking work

>>67939714
I haven't had a day off in 54 days.

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>>67939576

How can I make friends?

>>67939881
Fuck you and your unending faggotry. I've come this far, no way I'm stopping halfway and compromising.

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英語の勉強

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>>67939860

>>67939931
「the」を「その」に翻訳するのは困ります (´・ω・｀)

Queen Tier
Veggie

Duke Tier
ノルウェー人、エロバイキング、フィン太郎
The F、Ky0ko、日本人じゃない、キリ

Count Tier
六本木の旦那、鯳、レミリア君、南ア君、まゆゆ
スッパマン、瑞典人、穴マンスナイパー、死にタリア人

Baron Tier
Straw Boss、吉幾三、(´・ω・`)、死角
ペロペロ、ギャルフェチ米国人

Serf Tier
パンツ屋、沙羅、takahiro、nihonjin
羅闇、ごちうさ、韓国系米国人、京大生

Vermin Tier
Japan a shit、Peru、Thai、Japanese liberals、Wet pussy
How do I get a gf、Apologize for war crimes

Filth Tier
haeta、なんJ

>>67939931
please dont tell me this is how they actually teach you english

>>67939931
必ず試験に出るとか以前に、それなくして英語は成立しないだろw

>>67940015
>tfw so irrelevant I'm not even ranked

toire wa doko desu ka

>>67940015
もう来ないやつらばっかり入ってるな

>>67940056
I'm becoming more and more convinced that that picture wasn't actually you, and that you're in fact a woman.

No man could lack such a sense of fight and accomplishment.

>>67940066
tfw

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>>67940069
koko desu

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>>67940069

>>67940015
なにこれ

>>67940056
タイくんはなんで日本語が分かるなの
反日そうなのに

>>67939941
(´・ω・`)

>>67940188
He went to Japan expecting qt's because of his whiteness. Instead he was laughed at for being a generic degenerate weeb. Now he hates anything Japanese.

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>>67940107
I've tried to enlighten you to your own retarded antics for the past week, but you refuse to see the light.

It's getting redundant now.

>>67940188
敵を知り己を知らば百戦危うからず

Say what you wish about Thai, but he's right. Before you consider working in Japan or even moving there, you should at least visit it once first.
Even a NEET like me can do that.

>>67940188
He is a genius. I respect him so much.

>>67940316
What part of "I'm not bound under any contract nor forced to stay in Japan and can literally fuck off to any other country any time I want" is it you guys don't understand?

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>>67940358
what part of "stop being a dumb weeb, save your money and stop killing yourself" don't YOU understand?

KEK

>>67940358
An infant that doesn't know how to walk shouldn't say "even if I try to run and fail it's not like I'll die, it'll be fine."

>>67940358
>and can literally fuck off to any other country any time I want
go now then

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>>67940358

>>67940412
Non applicable anecdote. I've travel before and worked abroad before.

>>67940461
53 days.

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>>67939575
滋賀で死亡事故
>>67939622
ああ
(悲嘆)
最高学府が
>>67939690
うあああああああああああああああああああああ
>>67939860
とりあえず、チンチンの写真を撮って貼れ
>>67940015
不動の農奴階級
大地の子
>>67940028
Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen

>>67940488
Why do you need to work everyday? You're getting room and board. How much are you trying to save up?

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MENTIONED

>>67940358
pff another white in asia
pls tell something new

>>67940594
$15.000. I want to have a backup in case I don't feel like working for a while.

>>67940488
>I've travel before and worked abroad before.
Have you worked in Japan before? No? Then it's not the same.
If you've had a job in Germany or Sweden a few times it doesn't come close to comparing with working in Japan. If you've been in some other Asian country it might be easier depending on your stay, but if you haven't then any experience you've had with working in western countries won't help you.
If you can fuck off to other countries at any time, why don't you take a vacation first then? You just complained about having worked 54 days in a row, so clearly you could use some time off.

>>67940624
sounds like "I know this is a bad idea" money, ladriano

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We need fucking Snacks back. /b/ died with him.
Fuck you moot, fuck you hiroyuki, and fuck you nullsleep, pretentious faggots.

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>>67940634
Don't bother, the deluded weeb doesn't listen to reason

https://youtu.be/tynKRMVGsAI
Wake up sheeple

>>67940693
>>>/qa/854063
>>>/qa/854079

>>67940691
More like "Fuck, what am I doing, better be prepared for anything" money. Yeah, it's a big step, it's taking a risk at doing something I've never done before. But my current lifestyle, even before I started working every day, is straight up killing me. I have the blood pressure of a 50yo man on cocaine.

>>67940634
I'll be "working" for people who've had foreigners come and work for them for 7 years now. It's not like I'll go there to take up part time work or something.

Last time I worked abroad was on Corsica. Even though they're part of France, they might as well have been their own country somewhere in SEA with the amount of crime and mafia shit that went down there.

I've been through a lot in my life, and I've become adaptable and hard due to it. Now it's time to apply that on a world journey, beginning with a year in Japan.

>>67940624
Do you reckon this will be enough? I mean you don't need to pay for room and board, but you'll need transport/ eating out/ souvenir/ having fun money, and, as far as I understand, the hosting farm don't pay you none.

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tfw you're richest in the thread and you're only 21 years old

>>67940816
Japan won't FIX your problems, they'll exacerbate them.

Seriously just think about what you're doing for a moment, why do you think you're getting so much resistance?

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>working in japan as a foreigner

>>67940892
>Q. Can I get work as a WWOOFer?
>A. No. WWOOFing is a means to travel, learn and experience. WWOOFing is NOT a means to work.

>Q. Can I get paid some income as a WWOOFer?
>A. No.

>Q. Is WWOOFing work?
>A. No. WWOOFing is travel, learning, experiencing.

>>67940892
>transport
I'll walk or hitchhike. I'm in no hurry.
>eating out
I'm bringing a Trangia for cooking on the go. I'll buy cheap produce in local stores.
>souvenir
To who? I have no family I talk to, and my friends are fine with postcards.
>having fun money
The trip is all the fun I need. Except for new years 17/18 which will be in Tokyo.

>>67940947
Japan won't. The trip itself probably will. I'll go home complete and cured, or die trying. Better than sitting on my ass, working and studying for some goal that I don't even know what is.

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>>67940789
あいかわらず、やな
>>67940924
if so, i don't come here

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>>67940924

>>67940949
>for free

why not be a janjan instead?

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>when you scroll all the way down and it doesn't clear out your exclamation mark

さて、SHIROBAKOの時間だぞ

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>tfw they are all talking about money even though they don't have any

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>>67941232

If I become an English teacher in a small village somewhere in Japan will the locals love me or see me as the white devil? What are the odds on finding a cute wife?

Please take these questions very seriously I have thought long and hard on this matter.

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>>67941232
お金は問題ではありません
ニートだから

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>>67941232
>tfw they are all talking about gf even though they don't have any

ressentiment eh

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>>67941332
>Gaymen Rider

>>67941289
Depends on how you act.

>>67941332
I want sex, not a GF

i am a loser
laugh at me

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フランスのパン屋がバッグに入れやすいU字型のバゲットを販売

>>67936820
>>67937073
先進国ほど結婚が遅いのと同じで、順位が低い方が良いランキングなんやで

Okinawa and Miyazaki is the two poorest prefecture in Japan. That's why they have to breed more. Osaka was confirmed for the best prefecture again.

>>67940277
>敵を知り己を知らば百戦危うからず
普通に感心したわ

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>>67941465
EVERYONE LAUGH AT THIS LOSER

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was this supposed to be funny?

面白いはずなのか?

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>>67941465
笑いません

>>67941475
>pantsu pan

>>67941465
dont worry
look at these brit losers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukWRRNqMAZ4

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>>67941475
似てる

こんなに憂鬱なのに腹が減る
俺ってやつは・・・

>>67941874
確かにgondolaじゃねぇか

>>67941902
いきてる証拠だよ

>>67941594
面白い、けど少しありきたりで古いネタ
it's funny but a little old joke

DJTがあると日本語スレが過疎化する気がする...

djtとは何ですか

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>>67941663
>look at these brit losers
But nihonjin-san...I'm over here.

>>67942568
Not only you.
Everyone is losers here.
No friends to hangout with.

>>67942482
上の人とは別人だが…
daily japanese thread だっだかな
/a/板かどこかの日本語の勉強スレだよ

>>67941465
I'm white

>>67941465
any funny story about you failing everything?

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>>67942708
>No friends to hangout with.
but I have a gf

ひきこもりが加速して4chanにすら滅多に来なくなった
もうすぐ日曜も終わりか…

情けない生活をしている俺

>>67941503
田舎はやる事ねえから、やる事早いんじゃね?
と言っていた都内の友人の言葉を思い出した…

>>67942708
>mfw I have friends that always wanna hang out and I turn them down 95% of the time

Happened the last 3 days in a row. There's always some reason where I'm not in the mood. I have no idea how they're still my friends but I truly do appreciate them.

>>67943022
どのくらい引きこもってるの?

>>67943054
They'll stop trying to invite you at some point.
I can tell from experience

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>>67943093

>>67941902
>>67943022
この二人をみたら何故かシチューを食べたくなった

>>67943093
It's a lot less sure but it's been like this for the last couple years. With one of my friends it's usually something beyond my control though but if I were him I'd think I was lying my ass off.

>>67942791
ありがとう。日本人のための英語勉強スレとかは無いのかな?2chのEnglish板はクソ以下だ

原油安の記事でロシアは大打撃受けたみたいだけど
ロシアって食料も資源も何でも自分で賄われているリッチな国なのになんでそんなに問題視されてるの?

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>>67943038
やめーや

Who can reccomend me gay songs like this? Please.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4iBBfEHNaE

>>67943768
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI

>>67943849
Great. Thank you bro.

who is she? (@_@)

>>67944053
Marion "Slay those brown rats of Allah" Le Pen

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>>67943022
ぅあぁぁぁぁぁぁ
月曜が来るょ
>>67943236
ここだろ
>>67943768
>>67943849
>>67943958
パンちゅ屋推薦
Steve Winwood
High-Heeled Boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEZH0t5Yozw

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This stunning beauty might become French president in the future.
Of course, we Japanese liberals support her.

>>67944901
Post what she look like today

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So I just learned ALL of the hiragana and memorized the shit out of it. I can read sequences of hiragana that make up words now

Pretty proud of myself.

I know some katakana and am about to memorize it too.

What comes next?

Do I need to learn grammar?
Do I need to memorized a bunch of kanji?

what do?

>>67935961
Turks must burn.

>>67944901
The only thing that is absolute garbage is her economic policy.

Socialism is a retarded even if it's paired with nationalism.

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>>67944901
>stunning beauty

Guys im in trouble. Flight tomorrow leaves 8am at haneda. Im stranded at narito. Taxi $300. What to do please?

>>67945321
You do realize what national socialism is, right?

>>67945374
sell body to bba

>>67945374
Uber?

>>67945377
Yes, gay system that barely worked.

>>67945374
taxi 300 usd or just change flight

>>67945374
sent ;)

>>67945459
Can't change flight

>>67945641
sell your body to afford the taxi ride

>>67945641
Business flight? If so, call your company and ask them to fund the taxi.

>>67945739
Personal i fucked up and missed tonight's flight because terminal retardation

>>67945641
Seriously, walk to Haneda now
You have planty of time to catch the flight

>>67945224
You should learn basic kanji and てにをは

>>67945377
>FN
>National socialism

>>67945823
Impossible with my luggage and my legs are dead from hiking

Is there anime subs I can get that have just hiragana so I can learn by example?

How many fingers can fit in a Japanese pussy?
I heard 35

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>>67945823
>plenty of time
kek

if he's mechanically enhanced usain bolt of something like it

>>67945948
>about 87km
wwwwwww
sorry! it's absolutely impossible

So, how is working in Tokyo being a white boy? Will you always be considered an outsider? Will people disrespect you for being white for your entire life?

>>67945931
1-3 depending on wetness and whether before or after intercourse.

Then again, I have large hands. Someone might be able to push it to 5.

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>>67945891
godspeed you dumb fuck KEK

>>67946346
Rip me now there's no uber either. A taxi from one side of tokyo to other costs 3x more than flight from Tokyo to taiwan. WTF GENOCIDE ALL TAXIS

I can't understand >>67945909
please translate into Japanese, somebody