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Materialism edition
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Ah yes "teenagers". When do we accept that we've lost control of ethnic minorities in this country?

>The teens may also have been involved in another incident outside Devons Road Docklands Light Railway Station, where a motorist was threatened with a knife, the Met said.
>The stabbed man, who was with the Met's specialist crime and operations unit, was one of four Met officers injured in separate attacks on Tuesday, BBC London has learned.
>One police officer sustained a broken hand and another was punched in the face in different incidents in Lambeth.
Another officer was attacked with a needle in Croydon, south London.
On Tuesday, the Met revealed two officers were attacked by a mob of around 30 schoolchildren in New Cross a fortnight ago.
One of them was punched in the face several times then kicked in the head repeatedly after he tried to search a boy suspected of concealing a knife.
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janny will NOT be happy about this one
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mental to me that women delude themselves into thinking men don't view them as objects
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>>67776675
women are literally sex objects
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Huh. Looks like Joe Cocks' murder wasn't a false flag after all.
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>women are literally sex objects
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meow
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>my internet history just before nodding off last night

ah yes
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Could batter each and every one of you in a 1 v. 1 battle of intellect
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>>67776628
You've lost control of the country not just ethnic minorities
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Regretting voting leave economically desu
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>>67776777
Money is the root of all evil, lad
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>>67776768
Chess me irl
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>>67776767
Seems I was looking at the wikipedia page for the Bavarian State Police
can't remember why desu

>>67776799
VERY true
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>>67776767
can't read that

t. blind
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>>67776768

will heem you in chess
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lets go

https://lichess.org/NPk70Lbu
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the first thing a man thinks about when he sees a woman is whether he'd fuck her or not
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>>67776675
true but women think of men as pinatas full of semen and money
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Alright lads

In A hostel now what
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beat that guy in 3 moves already lol

https://lichess.org/EKIQLfxZ


someone DECENT pls
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>>67776894
Find a British backpacker, they're the easiest
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>>67776831
researching Judaism?
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>>67776894
sex other travellers
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https://lichess.org/yBp3BAVd
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>>67776894
get drunk n take some drugs
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>>67776932
Funny you say that because the aussies were open doors with wheelchair access in Asia
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would literally murder someone for a qt spanish/latina gf
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>>67776942
Nah looking over the older entries it seems I was looking up the Inner German Border, for some reason the Bavarian State Police were used as border guards or at least they're listed as such
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Choon
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gO2SMV0lY3U
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>>67776628
good to see zogbots getting a taste of their own medicine
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Did a duet of "Call Me Al" with the qt in uni.
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>>67776995
My ex is Spanish and current gf Latina

It's pretty nice not gonna lie
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>>67776995
what if you knew you definitely would get caught eventually?
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>>67777037
lucky

>>67777044
nah
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>>67776995
my Latina gf
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>>67777120
>braces
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now that i've wanked thousands of times and i can barely get any feeling through my calloused willy anymore, i'm worried that if i ever do have an actual sexual encounter, i'll have missed out on something
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watched life of brian yesterday
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>>67777177
What about them?
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>Fifa has started disciplinary proceedings against the Football Association of Wales for incidents including "fans wearing poppies" during a recent World Cup qualifier

Glad we told them to fuck off and everyone wore poppies.
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why so quiet

people waiting to tactically post for the digits?
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>>67777315
they fine Ireland and Celtic for singing IRA songs these days
No banter in football anymore
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That woman from Britain First is pretty fit desu, what's her name again? She does look a bit foreign though
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>>67776958
You still about lad
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>>67777185
try not wanking for a week
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>>67777355
yeah

https://en.lichess.org/KBoXM4qE
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got to go out in hour and a half

shitting it already
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>>67777356
i have, it doesn't change anything

it's like heroin, never as good as the first time
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>>67777345
Jaydeh Fransen
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>>67777442
>Jaydeh
dire
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>>67777345
why does britain get so many of these little mad far right group
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>>67777345
Jayda Fransen

Fit but defo not anglo
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>>67777411
y
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Why don't we raise corporation tax and cut income tax?
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>>67777345
M8?? she's an absolute dog
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>>67777345
>Britain First
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>>67777495
because then everyone would live here but no-one would invest here
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GK462XnRjQ
wish I had a gf with a sweet voice
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>>67777505
cuck
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*angrily bangs on your front door*
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>>67777484
dat face

dafuq
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>>67777500
Definitely would and you know you would too lad
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>>67777535
come in, it's unlocked
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Why are poppies controversial in the UK?

I can't discern a single issue with them
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>>67777523
Cleatus
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>>67777495
yes...yes good littl sassanach
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just got back form a 25 minute run

can't believe the state I'm in, litersl runt tier 2bh
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=9yv_rl3MYKA

doing a LMAO
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>>67777515
Isn't it like that right now though?
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>>67777483
Same with the far-left, we've got like seven Communist parties, you just hear about Britain First more because of their social media presence I guess
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Have you seen this lad /brit/?
He's called Richard Spencer and he's proclaimed himself leader of the alt-right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o6-bi3jlxk

Cringe
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Ah yes
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>>67777582
So making it MORE like that is a benefit?
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>>67777555
>Grimes
OUT
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>>67777564
t. actual shitskin
come on then, reply "edgy" like you always do you fucking nigger
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*disbands the alt-right*
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>>67777563
They're not, I don't wear the red one though
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>Ahh yes let's charge into a Mosque just weeks before the first Muslim runs for London mayor

Genius from Britain First
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what's the get going to be lads
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nose is leaking like a sieve lads
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>>67777612
t. (You)
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>>67777579
want to spaff on right's chebs
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>>67777590
>/pol/ spends years lamenting the lack of a real-life, far right movement in the West which they can join
>one actually comes around
>immediately denounces it as a jewish plot, retreats back to their containment board
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>tfw 6'4" and built like a reinforced concrete khazi
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I fucking hate life today
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>>67777658
looks like a cool guy desu
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>>67777604
Things can only get better
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>>67777590
People using the word cuck in real life makes me cringe
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the so-called alt right does not exist
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>>67777315
Who gets upset at people wearing poppies?
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>>67777777
God save the queen
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>>67777670
Don't be daft
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>>67777717
This

It's literally a leftist boogeyman
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Grilled cheeses are Americas best gift to the world
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this sceptre'd isle 2bh
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for her
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business idea: get the get
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USA
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nigger
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poop in my arsehole pls
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Was Elliot Rodger a martyr?
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>>67777721
It's to do with FIFA's blanket ban on political imagery, which they consider poppies to be.
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>>67777777
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>>67777670
>/pol/ memes a man to Presidency from the shadows
>Someone shines a light on them and they recoil
/pol/ are the Jews now.
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>>67777776
missed it by one

fucksake

im going to cry now
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anyone else like Owen jones here?
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PJW likes and retweets have plummeted lol
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>>67777776
symmetry
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>>67777929
why
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>>67777776
>7777776
>6
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>>67777776
I'm out
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>>67777911
Joe Owens>Owen Jones
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fuckin' ay lads some refugee in little flag land got the get
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>>67777929
how come?

was it the ESS JAY DUBBLE YEWWWS
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>>67777952
Denounced /pol/ (alt-right) as racist and anti-semetic
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>>67777911
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>>67777911
Probably your fellow benders yes
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>>67777975
good
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>>67777911
Prefer Slavoj Žižek really
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fed up with the world
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>>67777997
*sighs*

Absolutely no need to be homophobic mate, it's 2016
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>>67778017
are you a civic nationalist
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>>67777952
All his followers got banned for being racist retards
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>>67778025
Fed up with Americans
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>>67778022
Cuck
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Lads who is the best non-brit country in /brit/?

im thinking australia or the usa
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>>67777974
Same thing that happens to everyone else that bows to social pressure. He's discovered to be weak and people lose respect for him and the drop in loyal viewers isn't fixed by an influx of more centrist viewers that the content creator expects to arrive but never does.
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>>67778073
>or the usa

FOY
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>>67778048
go take a siesta you lazy prick
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>>67777975
rookie mistake
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>>67778037
Homophobic? No mate I fully support your community
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>>67777590
The alt right was a white nationalist front up until the_donald though lad
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>>67778086
Literally just woke up from a siesta you fat wanker
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>>67777815
it's really hard for me to take him seriously, part of me believes that everything he did was supposed to be ironic and he just wanted an excuse to kill himself so he may as well do it in a lulzy way
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>The alt-right is a loose group of people with far right ideologies who reject mainstream conservatism in the United States.[1][2] The alt-right has no formal ideology, although various sources have stated that white nationalism is fundamental.[1][2][3] It has also been associated with white supremacism,[4][5][6] Islamophobia,[7][8][9][10] antifeminism,[1][11] homophobia,[12][13][14] antisemitism,[1][2][15] ethno-nationalism,[16] right-wing populism,[3] nativism,[17] traditionalism, and the neoreactionary movement.[4][18] The movement lacks a consensus ideology, and has further been associated with multiple groups from American nationalists, neo-monarchists, far-right leaning men's rights advocates, and people who oppose mainstream conservatism.[19][20]

>The movement lacks a consensus ideology

So it's literally not even a thing
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>>67777590
Literally no charisma. He'll go far in American politics I'm sure
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>>67777776
>>67777777
>>67777778
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>>67778167
>SJWpedia
ah yes
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>>67778167
it's basically neo-neo-nazism
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Need a boyfriend desu
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>>67778073
>USA
FOY just FOY
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>>67778167
its just a bunch of shitposters given too much attention my the media
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>>67778167
Correct. It's a bogeyman. An attempt to catch Trump out.

>Articles all weekend calling Trump a racist for not denouncing the Alt-right by name
>He denounces the Alt-right by name
>Thousands of articles now asking if it's "too little too late" and "why did it take him so long" (3 fucking days)
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>>67778214
asl?
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>>67778158
>he hasn't read and analysed "My Twisted World" in detail

one of the greatest books of the modern generation tbqh
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>>67778214
bit gay haha
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http://www.apa.org/news/press/releases/2016/11/sexism-harmful.aspx
Really hope none of you lads are sexist
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>>67778194
how dare you

delete this
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>>67777929
haha lads we're winning! we're fighting back against the alt-right (or as I call them the alt-reich)
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>>67778262
oops, wrong image haha
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>>67778262
what game is this
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>>67778261
I am
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>Be on holiday
>lay in bed and browse /Brit/

Ahh yes making the most of this most definitely
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>>67778255
i've read a bit of it but it i just can't imagine anyone taking themselves that seriously

perhaps i'm not narcissistic enough
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>>67778294
Cuck Hunt
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>>67778302
>going on holiday to Spain
chavs runt
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>>67778297
Well then your mental health is seriously at risk, I recommend being more feminine
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>>67778294
path of exile
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>Australian musician
>"The uploader has not made this video available in your country."
Ah yes
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>>67778321
jog on jappy
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYnmFWIK6AQ
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>tfw finally found kentqt's instagram after nearly a year of searching
>tfw she changes the account name the day after and all my searching was for naught
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>>67778294
Cuck Hunt 2012
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>>67778321
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my mom was on the phone with a british guy just now
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Thank you mummy May for saving my purity
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>>67778238
The funny thing is that MSM is not calling for any stop to the violence being perpetrated by leftist groups
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>>67778361
hur dur wat muvie
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>>67778262
It's true though
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got a job offer lol

will call them later to accept it
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>>67778367
ENGLISH'd
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>>67778361
jesus
whats that from
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>>67778325
Madrid is great lad been here many times already
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>>67778372
of course not, they have used the term alt right to label mainstream conservative positions such as opposition to mass migration as some fringe movement in an attempt to move the range of "acceptable" mainstream discourse even more to the left
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*calls you a racist*
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>>67778399
good lad

what's the job?

>>67778405
cabin in the woods by the looks of it
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>>67778405
Cabin in the woods lad, kino tbqh
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>>67776767
>>67776767
peng tings on my whatsapp
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http://www.strawpoll.me/11715732

http://www.strawpoll.me/11715732

http://www.strawpoll.me/11715732

if you vote in just one poll today, let it be this one
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>>67778451
ok
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>it is the year 2020
>Mummy May has blocked all blacked and cuck porn
>Cucks suicide en masse
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Jesus Christ you f***ing British make me sick!!!

GET A BRAIN MORANS!!!!!
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>>67778405
sucking my mushroom tip
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How did people buy loo roll before self check outs were invented.
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>>67778439
custodian on an anonymous imageboard
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Why is the left so poor at meme generation? the amount of 16 year old spackers trying to force zizek or max stirner is beyond embarrassing, the worst part is it's a conscious effort on their part to recruit gullible teens and manchildren to their ideology. Why are they so uncreative?
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>>67778510
Seriously? Everyone uses toilet roll what a spacky thing to be scared of buying
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>>67778478
replies like this are why yanks are hated
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>>67778532
why do welsh people have such tiny mouths
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>>67778510
we rented it
>tfw there was a queue at the loo roll drop-off at Tesco
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>>67778547
Spain?
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>>67778534
>the left
>the left
>the left>the left>the left
>the left
>the left>the left>the left

>the left>the left
>the left
>the left>the left>the left
>the left

>the left
>the left
>the left
>the left

>the left
>the left
>the left>the left

>the left
>the left>the left
>the left>the left>the left>the left>the left>the left>the left
>the left>the left
>the left
>the left
>the left

>the left>the left>the left>the left
>the left
>the left
>the left>the left>the left
>the left>the left>the left>the left>the left

>the left
>the left>the left
>the left
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>>67778547
Buying it like walking around with a giant sign that says 'SHIT COMES OUT OF MY ARSE' though.
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>>67778565
Don't have to accommodate big willys
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>>67778597
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>>67778430
I quite enjoyed when CNN showed an "alt-right" group with the speaker saying 'hail victory!' as some sort of evidence of a neo Nazi menace brewing when it was literally just a room of about 50 guys in off the rack suits hearing some autist speak

Meanwhile you have BLM and anarchists and communists literally burning cars and buildings and beating people to a pulp
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>>67777911
kek
I remember seeing him storm off sky live
Pissed myself laughing
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Can't believe people who just walk around with their nostrils and/or mouth open
That's like walking around with a giant sign that says 'OXYGEN GOES IN MY LUNGS'
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>>67778534
Nothing wrong with Zizek desu. He is a buffoon in public but his books are quite good.
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>>67778597
good post
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>>67778597
i remember buying it once when i was like 14 before i had social anxiety
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>>67778534
I don't think it's any more embarrassing than the political prism through which you view life, you boring paki twat
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>>67778489
reckon it might be time for a wank

haven't had one in a few days
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hate buying food lads, cant stand for people to look at future poos
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>>67778597
doesn't bother me at all
condoms would be far worse, I imagine
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whats your fetish lads
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would love for her to crush my bollocks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVk7bpHYBdY
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>sending a starving child in the midst of a brutal civil war your own ridiculously bad books about magic and fairy shite

Leftists everybody
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>>67778676
you just made me think

humans are walking poo factories
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Had my first wank to Jennifer Connelly in Labyrinth lads
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>>67778683
direct physical contact of the penis with a female's body
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>>67778679
condoms are alright 2bh

bog box form superdrug once every couple of weeks and you can queue discreetly so you're only exposed for like 20 seconds
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>>67778683
people implicitly confirming that shit comes out of their arse in public
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>>67778686
>bollocks
have some self respect holy shit
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>>67778683
asceticism
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>>67778534
Max Stirner isn't leftist
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>>67778666
maybe you should have sex then you'd appreciate life some more you disgusting little virgin
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>>67778683
fingering girls bumholes
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>>67778648
Žižek has no original thought
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>>67778578
Si?
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>>67778532

Would decapitate her desu
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>>67778683
sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
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>>67778704
you remind me of the babe
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>>67778683
Getting beaten the shit out of
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>>67778732
why do you wear the Basque?
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NO gf
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>>67778687
Wow so brave, and Gary Lineker too for calling out those evil bigoted racists on twitter, thank god we have such brave celebrities willing to stick thier necks on the line to defend those poor innocent future scientists and engineers, because if they don't who will?
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>>67778683
Emetophilia and Arabs in hijabs
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>>67778722
jog on mate
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>>67778683

Decapitation during anal sex (me decapitating her)
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>>67778731
Sublime Object of Ideology is quite original
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>>67778726
>Johann Kaspar Schmidt (October 25, 1806 – June 26, 1856), better known as Max Stirner, was a German philosopher. He is often seen as one of the forerunners of nihilism, existentialism, psychoanalytic theory, postmodernism, and anarchism, especially of individualist anarchism.[3][4]
>anarchism
>quite literally the furthest left political position one can take
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>>67778730
Used to think bum holes were disgusting but staring right at my gfs bumhole when doing doggy was pretty hot for some reason
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>>67778547
>>67778510
Using toilet paper is grim anyway

flush able wet wipes all the way
much cleaner, feels nicer and when buying them people probably think oh hes using them on his arm pits, has a baby or buying them for his mum whose just had a baby
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>>67778759
What babe?
The babe with the power
What power?
Voodoo
Who do?
You do
Do what?
Remind me of the babe

Haven't seen it in 15 years at least desu, catchy song
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>>67778687
>"hey world, look how much i care about other people"
>"make sure the little brats hold up this sign that i've written name dropping myself"
>>
coming up with titles is really hard

now i know why there are so many films with copout titles like "the such-and-such"
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*jogs on*
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>>67778801
Not really it's just circle jerking over Marx and Freud
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>>67778712
freak

>>67778720
weirdo

>>67778723
respectable

>>67778730
>>67778758
ok

>>67778760
>>67778799
excellent

>>67778774
end yourself
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>>67778820
I mean, yeah, alright, you could just sing the entire rest of the song by yourself after I started it...

prick.
>>
>>67778808
bit gay
>>
>>67778874
I knew what you wanted to do and couldn't be bothered
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>>67778729
Appreciate your boring forcing of politics into everything, Rasheed?

How does that work, shitskin?
>>
reeeee
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>>67778809
Or maybe, just maybe, people don't think anything at all. Can you imagine how many rolls of toilet roll and tampons and condoms and other shit that a cashier will scan in a day? You really think they're actually thinking about the products?
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>>67778863
Emetophilia is the patricians fetish 2bh
There is nothing wrong with wanting to fuck a submissive Arab qt in a hijab
>>
When's the last time you guys had fun?
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>>67778927
smoke more
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>>67778965
I don't have fun
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>>67778927
>attempts to hide his political affiliation by calling me a rasheed

cringing desu, time to get a job and move out your mum's basement you left wing sponge
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>>67778965
last saturday
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>>67778965
right now posting on /brit/ :^)
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>>67778915
ACTUALLY I was waiting for you to say "what babe?" and I was going to reply "Jennifer Connelly" as a hilarious callback to your original post and compliment to Ms Connelly herself
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>>67778965
probably the time i went go-karting when i was 13
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>>67778965
I'm always having fun with /Brit/ xx

Seriously though a week ago when I was last with my gf. Been a bit shit since then
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>>67778861
Bit of an oversimplification methinks
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>>67778965
I'm ascetic
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>>67778953
I bet they do take notice of condoms 2bh

>>67778965
Last day of year 6 when me and me mates went around having our shirts signed, copped a feel of a qt

Life went to complete shit right from day one of year 7 and has been on a downward spiral since
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>>67779018
want to go go karting with me
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>>67779037
Penny for your thoughts then la'
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>>67778999
>paki getting rattled cos he's called out as a boring cunt now resorts to americanisms

State of your fucking life, Rasheed.
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>>67778963
>Emetophilia is the patricians fetish 2bh
no

>Arab qt
no such thing. Arab porn is usually just latinas/spanish girls

>in a hijab
isn't the whole thing about a hijab that they could be an absolute munter but you cant tell?
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>>67779041
Maybe when they first start but once you've done it for a while you just go into autopilot and don't give a fuck

t. Have done it
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why are lefty women so attractive
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>>67778970
Does it make you a political dullard?

Fuck that.
>>
subway or chicken leds?
>>
How do i talk to girls properly lads?

They always want to talk about boring normie shite like how my day was or who fancies who. Conversation never seems to move on to feels and shit.
>>
>>67779048
yes
>>
lads how do i know if im a left or a right?

is it to do with the way my dick bends?
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>>67779132
chicken subway
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>>67779142
>ever wanting to discuss feelings IRL
Just talk to people how they talk to you then, darling
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>>67779142
Go right up to them and talk about whatever comes to you. But BE CONFIDENT, girls love that.
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>>67779097
You're completely wrong on emetophilia, embarrassingly so even
Hijab is just a scarf over the top of the head, I think burqa is the full face veil
also
>he watches professional porn
howling, amateur or nothing you spacker
>>
>>67779177
hmm okay interesting
ill do it
>>
Need to stop wanki g lads

Bellend feels like a callus and my japs eye has scabbed over
>>
>>67779132
>not being a vegetarian
>>
>>67779142
PUA master here to help lad, this works pretty much all the time so any other lads struggling with women take notice of what I'm saying

lead off with a neg and then look for IOI's, make sure you escalate quickly and keep playfully insulting while laying foundation, but don't forget to agonize her friends while giving off clarity of intent, look for affirmations (her breathing) and keep communication frequency at compliance, she will shit test you so build credibility by direct game, using the disarm approach wingman. Drop anchor, then eject while eye glazing using the implicit technique, one she's lockedout nickle back her till game over.
>>
>>67779214
>eating what food eats
>>
>>67779214
it was vegetarian chicken
gonna get a subway though cos u made me feel bad
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>>67779203
This is unironically true though. Used to wonder what the fuck people talk about when they chirps girls, then I actually worked up the courage to try and it's literally just bullshit. As long as you're good-looking they will laugh at anything you say.
>>
>>67779207
most amateur porn is done by professional studies but made to look amatuerish lad
>>
Hmm starving now lads

Shall I venture out into Madrid and see what I can find?
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>>67779287
You really are a spacker
>>
>>67779304
No, adopt a prone position and meditate on your state. Feel the waves of purgation wash over you as your body consumes itself.
>>
>Go on /pol/
>There's a thread about climate change
>There's a bunch of spastic americans spamming some Italian guy who's actually posting evidence with conspiracy blogs

Christ
>>
>>67779159
do you hate brown people?
yes = right
no = left
>>
>>67779305
its true absolute weapon
do you really think theres a lot of arab porn floating about when its punishable by death to make in literally every arab country?
>>
taking a shit dudes
>>
>>67779304
go get some paella
>>
>>67779248
Sorry pal :( I hope you have a nice sub
>>
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/pol/ socks can be funny sometimes desu
>>
Why does it seem that the countries that appear the most chaste are also the countries with the highest amount of rapists?

How does causality go? Do they force the women into veils because the men can't control themselves, or does the gender segregation drive the men mad enough to be sexually violent?
>>
>>67779340
Hmm not sure about this
>>
>>67779384
kek
>>
>>67779268
>As long as you're good-looking they will laugh at anything you say.
>As long as you're good-looking

important caveat methinks
>>
>>67779384
it was pretty funny till it became the most popular board on 4chan
its just too spammy now
>>
>>67779390
Sweden has by far the highest rape rate in the West and they don't have any remnants of Puritanism like the United States does
>>
>>67779390
or the same barbarianism and lack of intelligence inherant to the population leads to both
>>
>>67779368
You think there's companies specialising in one-off sub-240p vertical porn videos recorded on some old Nokia in a car the middle of a desert?
Christ. Obviously there are companies that make "amateur" porn but they're easy to spot
Again, you spacker
>>
business idea: a company specialising in one-off sub-240p vertical porn videos recorded on some old Nokia in a car the middle of a desert
>>
>>67779462
Sweden's rape rate is a statistical anomaly

Even then the majority of the rape in Sweden comes from supposedly "chaste" cultures
>>
>>67779468
>You think there's companies specialising in one-off sub-240p vertical porn videos recorded on some old Nokia in a car the middle of a desert?
ah yes, Im the spacker for not watching this
you're a stupid abo cunt
>>
>>67779390
Its the latter. Imagine spending your whole life in a country where women are covered top to toe and barely spend any time with men, the only real expression of interest from a woman is when she gets undressed in front of you or obviously flirts with you. Now imagine being transported to a country where literally every woman is undressed in front of you and flirts with you constantly, even if she isn't interested. No wonder they go mental desu
>>
>>67779514
>he watches the same half plastic woman get fucked by the same men over and over and over again in the exact same positions
ah yes wonderful stuff
>>
>>67779462
Swedens rape statistics are skewed because of its stupid feminist policies
If someone reports that they've been raped by their husband then every single rape is put into the statistics so one rape case can have 50 rapes
Also they add a rape to the statistics even if theres no conviction
>>
>>67779462
In Sweden a broken condom counts as rape.
>>
>>67779462
It's because of the way they define and count it.

Stupid, stupid yank
>>
Might start saving up so I can afford to be cryogenically frozen.
>>
>>67779514
>you're a stupid abo cunt
>>
>>67779559
>the choice is only between 240p videos recorded from a phone made in 1997 and highly professional studies that have a load of plastic surgery models
ah yes
>>
>>67779589
Walt Disney was cryogenically frozen

He's gonna come back and save Hollywood from the leftists
>>
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>>67779575
>>67779573
>>67779571
>>67779501
haha yeah sure sure
>>
>>67779390
Sexual frustration, same reason the Catholic church sanctioned brothels in medieval times in order to prevent sexual crimes.

>>67779462
The rape rate isn't any higher than any other European country, its to do with the definition of 'rape' in the Swedish legal code, the protocol for how many cases someone can be charged with and a far higher reporting rate. Although even then the majority of rapes in Sweden are committed by immigrants who don't share the Swedes' lack of prudity.
>>
>>67779625
>Walt Disney was cryogenically frozen

Can you freeze cancerous lungs?
>>
>>67779544
a VERY large proportion of saudi men engage in homosexual activities before they get married as well. They don't see it as being gay, just a phase they go through before getting married. Likewise tribal Afghans have their homosexual child rape traditions as well. The Taliban would force men to let their beards grow lest they tempt other men.

Just don't get how you can live a lie like that.
>>
>>67779625
no he wasn't, that's a myth

why are yanks so gullible
>>
(((kev)))
>>
>>67779665
yes
>>
>>67779687
I think the Yank has done you up like a kipper, Rasheed.
>>
>>67779711
so he will have cancer when he wakes up?

bit cruel methinks
>>
>>67779716
My name is Chris
>>
>80% of lung cancer patients are non smokers
>Japan has the lowest cancer rate in the world while also having one of the highest smoking rates

Really makes you think
>>
>I fucked up my life, have accomplished nothing, make absolutely no effort to turn my life around and spend all my time on an anime image board
>Better blame society, immigrants and women

The /pol/ method
>>
>>67779735
cancers are caused by a mix of genetic + environment
>>
When Anakin fell on the lava shore, did his willy burn off?

It would explain why he became so angry
>>
>>67779735
likely statistical fluke

the link between smoking and cancer is WELL established, stop trying to be edgy
>>
>>67779731
haha alri chris?
>>
>>67779766
>muslims rape children, kill homosexuals, and throw acid in the face of women
>better import them by the millions

the leftist method
>>
>>67779730
obviously they're not going to unfreeze him until the cure is discovered

dolt
>>
>>67779804
>anything that confounds my beliefs is a statistical anomaly

Ahh yes
>>
>>67779735
Genetics m8

Japanese people seem to have particularly high levels of anti-trypsin and aromataste in their lungs, which likely breaks down carcinogens in smoke quicker.

The UK's the opposite end. We smoke less than Germany, France, Italy or Spain and yet still have significiantly higher lung cancer rates
>>
>>67779817
Has any leftist government actually done this?
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>>67779796
IF YOU'RE NOT WITH ME......THEN YOU'RE MY ENEMY
>>
>>67779817
>the british government rape children, kill people they don't like and throw civil liberties into the wood chipper

the british method
>>
>>67779804
yeah of course you'd defend the science behind the smoking and cancer link

bloody Nazis and their obsession with anti-smoking
>>
>>67779796
How big do you think Anakin's willy was?
>>
>>67779875
There are more smokers in Germany than here mate
>>
>>67779852
sweden, britain, france, germany
>>
>>67779846
again, the smoking-cancer link is WELL established and pointing to some little statistical oddity does NOTHING to prove otherwise
>>
A Kind of Guise is the most based clothing manufacturer out there lads
>>
>>67779901

>>67779901

>>67779901

did a thing
>>
>>67779804
Curiously enough there's never actually been a randomised control trial on smoking to prove it causes cancer.

It's obvious enough from observational studies, but it's ironic to think that there's less evidence that cancer causes smoking than, say, aspirin causes fatal allergic reactions.
>>
>>67779911
>some little statistical oddity does NOTHING to prove otherwise

Umm that's not how science works sweetie x
>>
time is merely a concept

it doesn't exist
>>
>>67779896
i was making reference to the fact that the Third Reich did lots of research into the harm of smoking and their link with cancer, and that Hitler was a notorious non-smoker because of it
>>
>>67779899
Britain hasn't had a leftist government in decades

>inb4 new labour

What is the third way
>>
>>67779899
>britain
kek
>>
This hostel is very good lads and for only £9 a night right in the fucking centre. Absolute bargain
>>
>>67777777
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