/brit/

The yank gf just made fun of me for not owning a gun.

plymouth is actually an alright place

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apostrophe

>The man accused of killing Labour MP Jo Cox watched a YouTube video of someone loading and firing a sawn-off rifle, the Old Bailey has heard.

THE BASTARD

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Want a shave but cant find my trimmers

lads if i scan a crack with microsoft security essentials might it break the crack somehow
just dont want to be double clicking any malevolent goods?

>>67704138
lipson is nice
rest is shtie

you lads ever thinking about been born in nature? like having to fight for your lives and shit. we take shitting for granted because if you live in nature taking a shit is one of the most dangerous things you can do!

fucking hell that would be mental.

Mark Zuckerberg's salary is £1/year, yet he's a billionaire. So clearly salary isn't everything.

Checkmate, shitposters?

>>67704091
would happily make a questionable challenge inside the penalty box during the semi final playoffs on whoever made this image

>no longer neet or a virgin

What the fuck do I do now? I know people will probably just say FONT but seriously, this shit is weird :(

>>67704175
better ban youtube... and the internet for good measure

>>67704212
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>>67704212
you still talk like a virgin

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me on the left

>>67704212
Keep having sex and getting promoted. Repeat until dead

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what did he mean by this

>>67704212
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>>67704212
How did you escape the neet life and find a gf?

What Spotify playlist should I listen to lads?

>>67704175
Did the man pull the trigger

>>67704212
FOAL

Post your favourite pizza toppings
>Ham
>Pineapple
>Mushrooms

>>67704298
uk garage classics

How many times do you lie a day?

:L ing at this thread t b h

>>67704212
get used to it

Brb lads taking a shit in the great outdoors

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>>67704212
got a gf? if not get one

otherwise I'm in the same position

not really sure what to do next but I'm looking for a cushy upper middle class job

>>67704175
it didn't work to stop brexit so they're going to salvage it for gun control

>>67704212
set your alarm for the morning lad

>get enthusiastic message from girl on dating site
>Check her profile
>"Seeing someone, looking for friends"

What the FUCK

>>67704175

Didn't they originally say the motivation was none political when it first happened?

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Lads.

I reckon he ain't familiar with these here parts...

ya know, there's a story about that there saloon..

tweeeenty years ago, an outlaw took this whole town over...

sherrifs couldn't stop 'im

quickest damn gunslinger i ever seen...

got murdered in cold blood...

that ol' saloon there was their little home away from home....

they say his ghost still lives in that there tavern...

and on a quiet night, you can still hear the footsteps of quick draw janny...........

>>67704308
Pineapple
sausage
bacon
jalapeno

did a poo on my bollocks lads

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really wouldn't mind if I died in my sleep tonight lads

>>67704212
can't imagine losing my virginity, no idea where i'd go with my life from that point on

Which government party isn't planning on banning porn? I'd like to vote for them please.

I think it's just the lib dems who are into the whole keep the government out of people's lives thing.

>>67704386
pics

86400 times

Not happy to report that there is a resurgence of pajeets on this board lads
It's also noteworthy that statistically very few of them can poo in loo, a factor that I believe goes unchecked when replying to many Indian posters

>>67704355
>>67704368
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hey rabbi

>>67704287
uk should start doing high tech manufacturing
(we already do this a little bit, but corbyn thinks we should do more)

>>67704298
grime shutdown

>>67704308
>tomato
>cheese

>>67704409
Anyone but the tories

>>67704368

>Using dating sites

>>67704431
nice meme from 2015

bellend constantly reeks of skips and no amount of washing will fix it

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>>67704413

>>67704287
More robots and internet -> more automated factories -> more production (maybe).

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the chase is better than the catch

>>67704196
their just not interested
gunna do it anyway, not like its a big download

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think the gf is letting me go

Who /TheresaMay/ here? She just wants to see us succeed at No Fap

>>67704495
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>>67704474
Think labour are kind of socially conservative too.

>>67704489
don't even understand the question lol

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>>67704445

>>67704516
u wouldnt

>>67704465
this 2bh maybe a bit of pepperoni if I'm feeling adventurous

twitter was a mistake

>>67704501
I'd wank with or without porn desu. Maturation seems to disturb Theresa.

>>67704298
>I listened to this song, then I listened to another one by a different singer and they both made me feel different emotions, I need to tell other people about this

>>>/mu/

>>67704544
upload it to virustotal.com

just found out im gay lads

how long 'till they block 4chan in the UK like the did with torrent sites?

don't wanna have to post on /brit/ through a proxy 2bh

>>67704501
im on day 4 wml

>>67704368
only met two people who ended up in a relationship from a dating site in my life, one is a female lurch and the other looks like a speccy peewee

>>67704578
Pardon?

>>67704582
me too
wanna be my bf?

>>67704589
they're not because 4chan doesn't do anything illegal

>>67704495
Think I'm going to shag the 18 year old at my work.
>tfw married
Turns out woman are right, men are just animals.

>>67704582
bit gay

>>67704589
they wont
the blocking law people keep talking about is just for websites that dont ask for proof of age
4chan asks if youre 18 the first time you open the front page

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>Think labour are kind of socially conservative too.

Scary that guardian readers actually think this

>>67704649
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>do not fucking test me sunshine I'll make the stasi look like substitute teachers

>>67704596
that's because you can't get an accurate judge on someone's personality over the internet

>>67704649
what's wrong with you

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really excited to pay 150 pounds a week to live in this beautiful student accommodation

>Browsing POF
Wow, they really do look like they belong in the sea

>>67704689
he's too much of a primitive person driven by instincts and hence he will cuckk his wife?

says it all in the post really

>>67704501
>porn is banned
>workforce becomes more productive
>full employment now that NEETs don't spend all day wanking
>everyone has gfs
>develop obligatory nofap superpowers, turning Britain into a race of superhumans
>become great empire again

wew

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currently e dating a 35 year old single mum from cornwall lads

just paid 3000 HUF for a cuddle

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I feel we are seeing the stirrings of fascism in europe

>>67704728
My dorm rent costs 57€ a month.

hugh mungus what?

>>67704728
Think of all the qt girls you'll be shagging

>>67704758
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>>67704735
it's like those fucking weird fish that live on the bottom of the ocean that you have to go down in a submersible craft to get a glimpse of

ah yes, online age verification

the impenetrable barrier to any teenager looking for a cheeky wank

>>67704384
This is ONE underrated post, even if you were trying to trigger

T. American, land of expert pizzas.

>>67704676
All the Internet surveillance stuff really kicked off under them, the tories just turned it up to 11.

the absolute state of agdg

>>67704735
why would you use that when tinder exists?

me: "I don't want to get married, maybe i'll just marry an immigrant which wants a green card to help them out"
her: "you can find someone better than that"

what did she (good friend) mean by this?

>>67704765
have you raped that girl yet

>>67704777
medal's in the post

>>67704775
safety pin he was wearing?

>>67704782
>>67704801
>>67704800
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>>67704777
I spend that on mints

My dog just shit on the floor lads

>>67704800
Pof is a place to find a gf, tinder is for a shag

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>>67704579

>>67704785
fuck off normal totino

>>67704835
keep up stavros

*shrivels up into a raisin*

Anyone know that site that shows you the stuff you've pirated?

>>67704845
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>>67704789
They want to make it more comprehensive like you've gotta provide credit card details or some shit. Don't want the government to have a long list of the porn I enjoy desu.

janny absolutely HATES /brit/

>>67704676
imagine her busting down your door mid wank.

>>67704805
no I wouldn't really do that
although I am planning to get her drunk enough that she can't consent tomorrow night

>>67704866
keep up with what? Have I missed something big?

*votes hillary*

>>67704845
>Pof is a place to find a gf

are all gfs supposed to be that ugly?

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going out for a cheeky sesh

>>67704872
https://www.gchq.gov.uk/

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38 (You)s for me tonight

and you?

delumo

>>67704898
remember to get some pics and show us

>>67704845
pof is a place to find a fat, uneducated single mother

>>67704892
Janny is just the IRA

>>67704898
>>67704916
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>>67704924
>tonight
>not even night

>>67704689
I just want to fuck some prime teen pussy who doesn't know better.

me and the gf lads
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1479676554460.webm
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http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1479676554460.webm

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>Theresa May will never anally penetrate you with the ceremonial mace during PMQs as she bends you over the dispatch box wearing full latex and 9 inch heels reading out your internet history

so how am I supposed to have a wank now if I don't own a credit card?

>>67704854
looks fine, guess you should run it

>>67704923
reckon they'd give me a job? got no response from tesco so far

>>67704925
danny pls

>>67704782
don't think a qt girl would be caught dead near that shithole of a building

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what did they mean by this?

>>67704269
What? I doubt the way I talk on here is going to change immediately just because i lost my virginity

>>67704273
But that doesn't sound very appealing to me at all.

>>67704297
I decided to try out a dating site. Most girls wouldn't respond but I messaged one girl about some music and we started talking. We were getting along and I asked where she lives; turns out its very close so I said we should go out together soon. Went for drinks and dinner, started making out then it escalated. We fucked in an alley.

Very nice girl. She came over today for a few hours.

>>67704355
I suppose I could try for a gf. I feel like I have a good chance if getting a gf from this one but we're still in the "dating" phase.

>>67704407
It is odd. Like I hyped it up as some big thing, like my life would change because of it. But I don't feel very different at all. Sure I guess my confidence has gone up and I'm a little happy, but in many ways I still feel empty inside.

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>>67704973
not really a fan

>>67704981
Use your imagination.

>>67704835
in his terry nappy
don't make fun of incontinent people anon

>>67704925
Now there's a name that hasn't been posted in a long time. You are old/brit/ I take it.

>>67704971
how much did you pay her?

done a big cummy thinking about a bird from work

>>67705016
k a qt boy then :3c

>>67705039
but why would he point to it

>>67704962
>>67704971
>>67705033
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Can't we just chip people with some kind of microchip and that is basically used as a verification of sorts of what they do online?

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>>67705033
Wahey well done lad, what website was it? for a ...friend

>>67704728
>leicester ""university""

cried over interstellar AGAIN

I genuinely have a cocaine addiction lads, how do I get help

>>67705006
Gud bi.

>>67705033
you reply like a virgin too

look at this massive post, such a virgin thing to do

>>67705115
stop taking cocaine

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>>67705080
do you recognise this person?

>>67705115
>>67705114
>>67705134
FONT

you'll get left in leicester

Was speaking to my gf on the phone at the bus stop and some runt yelled "FONT" at me then ran away

>>67705053
>finally i can be productive
>get hard in half an hour again

I've wanked 5 times today....

>lie-chester

i'm a virgin for religious reasons

>>67705157
Add 10 stone and a fanny and it's a girl that works beside me.

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>>67705164

managed to open the wine with a screw and a hammer

currently going down my neck

>>67705164
>>67705174
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canacucks fuck off

*breaks up with you*

Ronald Reagan had a really soothing voice

listening to him talk relaxes me

>>67705161
swiping my card like kaiba

>>67705157
lel yea i found those pic from some tranny on tumblr

>>67705110
it's quite a good uni isn't it?

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okcupid is working out well for me

>>67705222
great post

banning porn is the right thing to do.

maybe the degenerates will integrate back into society.

>>67705208
worst case ontario

>>67705229
dunno i'm just memeing

>>67705213

mr Gorbachev tear down this wall lmao

>>67705230
>want to do casual sex with me

ah yes bots

>>67705230

Those are clearly fake accounts

>>67705213
uhhh...anon

Ronald Reagan is dead

>>67705204

>not jamming the cork in with a pen and spraying red wine over your white sheets

i wish lib dems were an actual option to vote for

>>67705242
water under the fridge

>>67705241
Shan't be doing that sunshine.

>>67705279
illiterate yank CUNT

>>67705204
should have smashed it over the canadian that keeps stealing pint glasses from house party's head

will I need to insert my Government ID number to use 4chan?

>>67704777
yea but who the fuck wants to live east of germany

>>67705225
wew welcome back :]

>>67705213
>>67705279
there's a big statue of Ronald regan in Budapest for whatever reason

>put on fleece, big wool socks, dressing gown, winter coat, balaclava and big boots
>still cold

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>67705279
rapping ronnie lives on in our hearts

>>67705283
I vote for them, but Tim Farron is utterly shit, they need a charismatic leader like Creggan but not tainted by muh tuition fees.

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We are all one race the human race

dolan trunk

(dont mind me, just filling in for mexicANO)

how much is a 4chan licence going to cost lads?

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>investigatory powers bill
>police can check your internet history any time without a court order
>government now also making ISPs block any sites with 'adult content'

this is how it all begins lads

freedom has been long dead in the UK

>>67704133
pretty normal in New England and most of the Mid Atlantic to not own a gun

anywhere else....

>>67705359
kys yourself

>>67705325
thanks lad

>>67705353

alri tramp

tfw black tie christmas party at work and don't have a tux

>>67705383
dont think theres anyone living in the middle of the atlantic anyway mate

cucksheed

>Ball Buster Deluxe
who did this

>>67705381
only power bill I want investigated is my leccy - Npower are robbing me lol!!

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recommend me a good travel book

>>67705324
Its a decent dorm though...

>>67705410
buy one :\

>>67705437

lol gud 1 bbe xx

>>67705381
meanwhile

the government literally had members of parliament raping, and possibly killing children in the 80s, and the police just covered it up. There are some doubts but at least for Cyril Smith (and a cabal of media personalities from the time including a well known 'Royal and Papal knight' and 'Knight's templar', friend of the yorkshire ripper, 'mentor to prince' and person with an ijnunction agianst publishing photos of him at Haute de la Garenne, the child abuse scandal home in Jersey) it was found to be true and probably for a few others (though knowing for sure is difficult when police ignored evidence and dossiers were lost and destroyed, and a guy investigating it was found with a bullet in his head). I'd love to get my hands on the original list of people who frequented the elm guest house. Or the old mi5 files concerning the kincorra boys home. Yeah there are lots of false accusations, but these are probably precisely to draw attention away from those which are real, to discredit as it were and now the narrative seems to be that the potential vicitims are the perpetrators of character-assinations. Even now with this inquiry most of the heads of it keep resigning because it's a kangaroo court with an exceptionally vague remit and low funds designed to try and sweep the issue under the carpet instead of investigating it through the already existing and normal channels or possibly because of how deep the rabbit hole goes. Of course no one will go to jail, how could they if the police ignores evidence and the government simply loses it, but it would be foolish to deny that this stuff was going on.

and yet no major reform of government or policing has taken place and probably never will take place, instead they are adamant to spy on the citizens or tell us what we can and cannot imbibe.

beautiful isn't it.

OI OI

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Happy birthday to me

21 years old

>>67705381
ah yes

and people aren't even going to snap and protest about it because they're all thick tory voters who only care about tax shit

>>67705437
screeching at this one

>>67705452
going to but i'm not gonna wear very often so feels like a waste of money

>>67705410
get a black suit and a bowtie mate

>>67705475
not gonna wish you a happy birthday because you are canadian lol

>>67705445
An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington

>>67705410
feels good to fully dress up so don't miss it lad

fuck off German, can't you see this is a kraut-free zone?

>>67705353
you forgot your fingerless gloves fagin

>>67705472
wonder what it's like to be a sexy girl whose only value in life is posing to look sexy.

>>67705410
>black tie christmas party

What a piece of shite

Don't go, or go and wear a Christmas jumper cause its fuckin Christmas

>>67705466
Tldr

>>67705381
Where can I move to that's like here but without this?

>>67705381
have read of the man vs the state by spencer mate

this shit has been going on more than 150 years

>>67705433

Might buy land from an African dictator and set up a new independent nation state on the coast for intellectual Europeans.

anyone wanna donate to my gofundme to make it happen?

>>67705383
>pretty normal in New England
lol are you from NYC or Massachusetts or something?

>>67705103
Okcupid

>>67705134
Okay? But I tend to write a lot anyway. It's one of my hobbies.

Besides, why does it matter if I """talk like a virgin"""? Just a few hours ago I fucked a girl and came in her mouth so I think that's more important....

>>67705445
Interrail lad: a collection of /brit/ posts

>put on trenchcoat, fedora, fingerless gloves, flame shirt and katana
>still cold

aaaaaaaaaaaaaah yes

>>67705513
no

if your body's properly warm then your hands will be warm too

>>67705479
Your average twat in the street doesn't care about this stuff, no matter who they vote for.

>>67705445
Jupiter's Travels

Guy in his 40s gets on a motorbike and rides around the world on it. It inspired Ewen McGregor to do the same and the same with many other people.

It's quite good but can be pretty boring at parts (particularly where he's riding through Africa and nothing really happens other than it being really warm.)

>>67705565
the flames on the shirt aren't real mate

>>67705533
oh thought emojis worked whoops
er *makes an innocent face with a halo*

ah yes not only did i fuck her but i came in her mouth

i am very impressive

>>67705521
tl;dr government was raping kids in the 80s and the police were protecting them

and now they are blocking the investigation of that, whilst simultaneously trying to spy on and ban the internet

what is this FONT meme

>>67705475
Happy birthday, go get drunk and eat some poutine

>>67705554
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Cannot WAIT until this backfires spectacularly

Just waded through knee deep snow in my underwear to fetch a rubbish bin that had blown over

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Hope there's no body shaming in here lads!

>>67705603
FOY

>>67704364
we have gun control already and there's no appetite for looser regulation

>>67705624
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>>67705483
I'll use it after you :x

>>67705603

FOY

>>67705381
it will backfire on those very people who want it.

mark my words.

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>>67705616
>rubbing the right's nose in diversity

Bet he regrets that now lmao

>>67705550
New Jersey

>>67705603
FOY

>ISPs blocking adult content

But what if I'm, you know, an adult?

>>67705579
they should care though
it's literally fucking censorship
it sets a terrible precedent
you have to nip it at the bud or else it's just going to get worse and worse
and then when it does start to affect your average joe it'll be too late

>>67704854
Seems legit

>>67705616
STOP BREXIT NOW is already trending in a lot of places

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Kill bill vol 2 is on sky atlantic at 10 past 10 lads

>>67705633
stricter laws though

>>67704984
dunno if this was sarcastic or not

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chris tarrant extreme railway journeys

alri

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>>67705672

>>67705616
Would unironically vote for New Labour and Tony Blair again in a heartbeat.

Best PM we've ever had.

>>67705665
does this actually happen

>>67705689
use your brain women

>>67705695
alri

>>67705466

glad you included my bit lad. stay woke.

>>67705665
>having to call up your ISP to tell them you want to wank to pornography or even post on 4chan
>having to show your driver's licence before you can access 4chan

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>>67705682
Oh shit, grab your coats lads, parties over, people on twitter are for real this time

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>>67705665
Then you should be out looking at real women

*goes in two-footed on you*

>>67705696
you're memeing all wrong bro

>>67705696
fuck off you imbecile

this is a major fucking issue and you're just fucking hatposting over it

kill yourself

>>67705534
isn't /pol/ literally doing exactly that?

>>67705711
then what do i doo
i need this crack haha as if it were the drug crack and not the program

Genuinely hope they succeed in stopping Brexit so the streets can will run red with lefty blood.

Then we will fully exit the EU and kick out all the pakis too.

>>67705731
social media led the trump and brexit populism though

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>>67705698

>>67705737
*switches it before you hit me*

REF

REF

>>67705760
what are you looking for

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playing with my dogs floppy ears

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>>67705754
>>67705757

>>67705672
i still don't reckon they'll get the adult content blocking thing to stick desu

>>67705765
Nah mate, pretty sure winning a referendum and an election did that

>>67705737
*teleports behind you*
Nothing personal kid

>>67705804
fool.

>>67705760
get a different one

or just use the demo version, just keep the daw open so you don't have to open any files kek

This new guy at work is about 5'4" and when he walked out of the office today one of the managers started taking the piss, asked a guy who is about 6'4" to stand next to him when he gets back, so everyone can see how short he is, loads of people were joining in. He's a really sound guy but will always be a joke because of his height, sad!

>Mfw browsing your old classmate's social media accounts to see what they got up too

>>67705782
*turns on hairdryer*
*melts her chebs and general aura like a buzz lightyear in a sunbed*

>>67705698
Not sure why he's so hated except for all the Iraq business. Immigrants don't really bother me.

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>MFW the UK voted to retain it's sovereignty just so it's own government could pass laws against it's citizens that are so extreme even the EU wants to block them

>>67705781
frooty luips studio 12.4
on a music ting

>>67705792
>clutching

*triggers your runt trap without getting caught*

>>67705782
very plastic face and therefore not up to my rigorous standards

Just started my new job.

Feel like I fit in really well, I usually get bullied because of my height.

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Trump immigration plan leaked boyos

>"Reduce intake of refugees to zero"

Guess he wasn't memeing then

>>67705698

this desu. Shame he isn't as fresh faced anymore, hopefully, the charisma is still there.

FOY!
FONT!
NONCE!
RUNT!

Am I missing any /brit/ buzzwords here?

>>67705879
What's wrong with Wales?

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1478882065294.webm

literally me in the red shirt

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>>67705839
Guess again

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>>67705831
find a different one
don't run random programs which are clearly viruses

>>67705863
rorke, rasheed, FOB, FOAL

>>67705856
working at the runt farm? LOL!!

>>67705828
is she jewish?

>>67705857
good

we don't need immigrants

we need to revive the working class

>>67705857
>he typed it up in a word document and printed it off that means its definitely happening

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Ngl, at the time he seemed like a massive bellend but now he's actually won this looks amazing

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>>67705757
>da gubernment are coming for us!!!

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>>67705863

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>>67705828
>mfw the British public wanted to protest the elite by giving the governemnt surveillance and censorship laws so extreme that the EU blocks them, whilst the government proposes to literally replace human rights with a 'british bill of rights' which probably endorses all this shit and more
>mfw the paedophilic elite are still probably noncing off little boys and girls in EWS style rituals, with full police and MI5 protection.

>>67705863
>>67705889
I also forgot about PAKI!

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>Ywn be on the diplomatic fast stream
>Ywn be up the night before in your London flat adding the finishing touches to your 'Counterterrorism in Outer Mongolia' presentation before heading out there to work on policy

>>67705908
refugees =/= immigrants

>>67705908
What about smart immigrants.

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>>67705916

>>67705863
Yeah FOEC

Fuck Off Estonian Cunt

>>67705918
>(You
tbf if they actually push through blocking all adult content we're all going to be a bit pissed off

>>67705941
Only whites

>>67705917
what is a disloyal R

>>67705872
Defo a rapist.

>>67705948
they do this on purpose