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2/fa/4u edition
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finally
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>>67586352
Kind of a bad edition
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>>67586347
me

>>67586354
yeah i know i plan on shifting the rest to runts in my home town because i want to get them addicted and enforce my own style of eugenics
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>>67586371
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some drugs are good
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Just got a triple party burger and chips from le takeaway
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fucking hate niggers and pakis lads
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chucked last fag out of the window as some old twat was walking past
he did a look up and i did a look down and he did a stern glare and i did a VERY CHEEKY middle finger and he KEPT doing the stern glare and i gave a stern glare back and he didnt find it funny so i shut the window and slid very gracefully onto the bed
odds: sleep
evens: eat
0: go out and have a go at the walking nonce
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>>67586442
>>67586441
>>67586412
snap
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>>67586393
I flooded my town with xanax (20,000 bars in one summer) and it was terrible. Normies dying in car accidents every month.
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>>67586402
hospitals give people benzos for stim overdoses.
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>>67586396
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>>67586412
twat
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>>67586483
Doesn't mean that's not bad for your heart
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I feel really ill and sad and i just want to sleep all tomorrow but i have jiu jitsu first thing and I have to bike there at 7 and every lesson i miss decreases the already slim chance of me achieving my dream and not becoming just another 25 year old with nothing other than a small rented flat
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Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus,
omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursio infernalis adversarii,
omnis legio, omnis congregatio et secta diabolica.
Ergo, draco maledicte.
Ecclesiam tuam securi tibi facias libertate servire,
te rogamus, audi nos.
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>>67586533
I don't have that reddit flag shit hahahaha
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>>67586533
Two of those are me and I don't use flags
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>>67586466
dubs: go out and deck the cunt
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NP7Lixcc_jQ

trump seems so different here
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>>67586482
imagine a big brain wojack post because i don't have a good image but my plan is to get all the dealers in the area to pick up on it and get them themselves addicted to it so that they fuck their lives up yieldling a net gain to society

twisted pepe
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>>67586533
all me
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Reminder that the snooper's charter just passed and now all it takes for us to get vanned is for some foreign nonce to post cp
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>>67586482
that sounds great normies btfo
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>>67586561
I think that would actally work really well
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>>67586369
um lewd

not that i'm opposed
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Sometimes I feel like one reaction image isn't enough

Other boards let you post multiple images
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>>67586519
too sleepy to keep this 'pretend we've fallen out' gimmick going

it is a gimmick isn't it? ;o
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we aint ever getting older
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>>67586569
Lots of people lost their jobs and then moved onto heroin. Normies btfo
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someone give me a good game to download. already tried my summer car, couldn't get me head round it
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>>67586619
actually i turned 20 this year and forgot to tell anyone on here
give us a happy birthday right now or i shall kick you
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>>67586513
>Stuck in the celtic union with scots, irish and cornish

umm not thanks baby
*votes leave*
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>>67586632
ok happy birthday!
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is anyone knowledgeable on greek pastries
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>>67586551
>>67586549
haha he got you good
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>>67586632
happy birthday :)
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>>67586614
>tfw no image folder and google every time
>only image saved on my computer is a photo of david moyes
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NEED a british milf to fuck with a dirty mouth on her
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dreamt this really good gimmick last night but I forgot what it was
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>>67586595
considering my main contact back home is some 20yo constant trial absolute state no discrepancy dealer who sells "knockout juice" which is like lean with booze and sleeping pills mixed together it wouldn't be hard to coax him into ruining his life with cripplingly addictive benzos

would make a few grand from it too

whole are is full of gypsy scum and 14yo tinfoil weed dealers so it needs a purge desu
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>>67586632
happy birthday
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>>67586645
I am a Greek
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>>67586644
ta

>>67586657
cheers you too
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>>67586615
no

i'm pedantic and like falling out with ppl

but i'll stop now i guess

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NHDrtSAf4r
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>>67586632
belated birthday wishes be upon you

fucking ancient you are
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>>67586681
what is this called
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>>67586717
poo pie
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>>67586717
Pastry
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>>67586482
you spent 10 grand on xanax?

alri scarface
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>>67586679
thanks mate

>>67586699
rawr (means i love you in dinosaur xD)
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>>67586388
do apologise maybe a little bit
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>>67586750
your whale cum :3
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done a foresee the future
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>>67586745
owning shitloads of xanax doesn't make you scarface you're essentially just an unlicensed chemist
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>>67586677
You getting them off the dnm?
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nght evreyong i can barely keep my eyes open xxxxxxxxx
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>>67586776
WoW
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>>67586610
feel like i should admit now in case anything lewd does happen between us that that drawing does slightly exaggerate the size of my willy
>>67586683
hegdyiuhd wha
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>>67586750
your pronunciation is a bit off, my mother's a saint
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>>67586780
why? who's asking
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new life goal: unlicensed chemist
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>>67586745
I have $60,000 from selling weed and xan in one year. Not exactly scarface level.
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>>67586776
me livechonning the encounter
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>>67586814
jw
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>>67586740
>>67586742
you're only getting these (You)s out of pity
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Can't you still not do emojis

Test:
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>>67586842
*rubs magic 8 ball*
all signs point to yes
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>>67586776
should have drawn two glasses, now it's definitely rape rather than ambiguously rape
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>>67586854
poo poo wee wee cum on toast tbqh
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>hair goes curly and sticks up when I use wax
I just want don drapers hair lads, is that too much to ask for?
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>it's the dude weed lol gimmick

>look at me lols i do XANTIODYCACHLIPIDE
>aren't I hard as fuck?
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https://twitter.com/LEGIQN/status/799726406137585666

:D
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Let's play a game, lads.

Rules:

- You can only post a single comment on Brit/pol/ (we can check via the ID)
- Your goal is to get a shit ton of (You)s
- Whoever gets the most (You)s wins

>>>/pol/99206672
>>>/pol/99206672

gl hf
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>>67586863
inhaled my own saliva laughing desu
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Can an expert in linguistics explain what "snowflakes" means in altright speak? They sound like a bunch of incomprehensible autistic aliens
0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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>>67586717
*lifts it up*
*napkin sticks*
*tears and gets stuck to the bottom*
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>67586911
hmmm
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>>67586911
me: C1t4aUDG
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@67586890
The topic was brought up, I'm only sharing my experience. Calm down lad.
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>>67586890
stfu i'm more than 160cm tall and built like a piratebay coder and am fully able to backslap a horse so hard that they turn into a donkey
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>>67586717
white people baklava
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Just watched The Grand Tour

Haha banterrrrrrrrrrrr
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I am peak stubble at this moment

Will be carefully maintaining it for my rendezvous with the fwb tomorrow
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just plugged an ounce of xantiodycachlipide lads

feeling the buzz already
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i win
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>>*7586988
font
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josie dont even try and compete with me hun
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Who else here orders drinks with no ice?
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/int/ is literally the gayest board on all of 4chan, literally gayer than /lgbt/.

You're all faggots, go ahead try to prove me wrong.

Pro tip: You can't.
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>>67586988
Get a trimmer, v.handy


It's great having permanent stubble, no baby face for me
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If I moved to Iceland id be the most alpha person in the entire country
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Don't understand fat chicks lads. They're so up themselves when you try and converse with them on tinder. Like sweetie, this is the best you'll get ... :) xx
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I said I just watched The Grand Tour

Haha banterrrrrrrrrrrr
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>>67587046
why don't you post some chebs if you're such a big man
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>>67587083
aha
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>>67587083
the grand tour is shit mate
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are these the average brit/int/ posters
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>>67587046
Stop using my trip. REEEEEEEEEEEe

And I've told you before, stop using 'faggot' in an American way. Faggots are food, not poofters.
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hmm
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wonder where the love of my life (essex) has gone
certainly hope he hasnt choked on his vomit or had an aneurysm

>>67587031
didnt get a single you :'(
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>>67587114
Fuck off BBC
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>>67587120
Fuck off you stinky little faggot, I'll use faggots however I like.
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>>67587081
you have unrealistic standards
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>>67587114
Literally one episode in what are you on about

Most of it was the same as Top Gear but they just had a bit more filler shit in between

Maybe you're shit, did you ever think about that huh huh?!
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You're all a bunch of wankers

t. Brit/pol/
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>>67586629
someone fucking reply to this please
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>>67587179
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>>67587031
link the two posts
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>>67587179
nonce
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>>67586629
Euro Truck Simulator 2
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>>67587205
cba
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>>67587130
wish this bitch wasnt conjoined at the hip with him
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had nothing to mix my vodka with so i drank it with pepto bismol and lemme tell ya it tastes better than you think
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>>67586629
http://store.steampowered.com/app/404480/
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>>67587136
rip 'sex :<<<<<<<

>>67587179
>suffolk
of course

>>67587224
k x
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Literally just have enough tobacco left for a smoke

Praise allah
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>>67586632
happy birthday!
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>Bored
>Decide to shitpost on omegle
>Error: Could not connect to server
Fuck sake.
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>>67587234

Didn't know they had computers up there
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>>67587168
THE
ROYAL
AIR
FORCE
*hides behind table*
*applies blood makeup to face*
*recieves compensation for a new house*

1 million pounds ladies and gentlemen
pls subscribe to amazon prime
goodnight
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>>67586629
https://worldofwarcraft.com/en-us/
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>>67587234
yes rip sex indeed aha *ponders eternity of loneliness awaiting me and pours another 'ne*

>>67587239
tyvm x
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>>67587262
Just the one, the next ten minutes are mine
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>>67587237
baccy dregs are shit tho

mostly dust
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>>67587267
already bored of legion desu
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>not posting in the superior POLE thread
It's like you're all beady anglo subhumans

>>67587033

>>67587033

>>67587033

>>67587033

>>67587033

>>67587033
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>>67586766
no
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>>67587298
filtered
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>posting in a thread made by pic related
W E W

>>67587033

>>67587033

>>67587033

>>67587033

>>67587033

>>67587033
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Soon-to-be homeless NEET virgin looking for a place to stay, will pay you in sexual favours.

Anyone willing to look after me?
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>>67587287
every time i get bored they release new content and it hooks me in again 2bh
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>>67587285
I know but it's better than nothing innit
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>>67587266
really mate are you going to bring up one sub par joke as an indication of teh whole thing being shit
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>>67587345
that raid was hilariously easy and the only think i could really do was run mythic+ over and over again like i'm playing diablo
had enough of it desu
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HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH
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shitting out some negative energy so i can be chill
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night
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/pol/ is mad
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>>67587378
dilate your third eye and it will flow faster
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>>67587341
Sure, lad.
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Made a new thread lads

>New thread
>>67587033

>New thread
>>67587033

>New thread
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>New thread
>>67587033

>New thread
>>67587033

>New thread
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>New thread
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>New thread
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>New thread
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>New thread
>>67587033
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>>67587368
yes and what are you going to do about it huh?
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>>67587393
No
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>>67587390
night xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
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observing a very special case here
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>>67587394
thats where im shitting from silly

>>67587390
ni

>>67587393
init
proper mental they are ignoring all my posts like that
just want to make friends
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>>67587425
yeppers
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>>67587422
You think I won't do anything? Really? Do you even know who you're dealing with?

Back down if you know what's good for you.
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I just don't know any more
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>>67587425
t. mad /pol/person
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>INSELAFFEN RAUS!

INSELAFFEN RAUS!

>INSELAFFEN RAUS!

INSELAFFEN RAUS!

>INSELAFFEN RAUS!

INSELAFFEN RAUS!

>INSELAFFEN RAUS!

INSELAFFEN RAUS!

>INSELAFFEN RAUS!

INSELAFFEN RAUS!

>INSELAFFEN RAUS!

INSELAFFEN RAUS!
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Do people in the UK play beer pong?

Wait, all the normies are out or passed out

Nevermind, will ask tomorrow
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>>67587434
hence the advice, gosh
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>>67587372
yeah both of the raids have been sub-par. trial of valor fights are more fun than most emerald nightmare fights but yeah these two raids were disappoining.


nighthold looks really fun though so im looking forward to it, looks like a genuinely good raid. and karazhan was my favorite thing in WoW in years 2bh, felt like a kid again playing it and by the time it finished i was so hype.
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>>67587453
lemon > angel >>>>> choc
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>>67587393
1. Brit/pol/ is not /pol/, we are our own tight-knit community separate from global /pol/.

2. Brit/pol/ never gets mad, it just enjoys shitposting.
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>>67587441
>>67587456

I'm not mad you fucking knobheads
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>BEADY EYES FULL OF LIES

BEADY EYES FULL OF LIES

>BEADY EYES FULL OF LIES

BEADY EYES FULL OF LIES

>BEADY EYES FULL OF LIES

BEADY EYES FULL OF LIES

>BEADY EYES FULL OF LIES

BEADY EYES FULL OF LIES

>BEADY EYES FULL OF LIES

BEADY EYES FULL OF LIES

>BEADY EYES FULL OF LIES

BEADY EYES FULL OF LIES
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>>67587462
do you not pull your arsehole open when you take a regular shit then? is that not just common sense? how do you get all the poo out?

>>67587473
you do sound a bit mad desu
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>>67587461
no

looks incredibly bent though
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>>67587482
mad
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>>67587485
Careful, lad. You might get your trip banned.
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New thread without tripfags

>>67587033

>>67587033

>>67587033

>>67587033

>>67587033
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>>67587451
do I know who I'm dealing with?
*primes the runt gun*
id say its more a question of what rather than who
*takes aim*
i wouldn't call anything that enjoyed the grand tour human
*fires*
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>>67586911
id is jvMoafKU

have this in the bag lads
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>>67587466
can i buy gametime trough the ah when my account is not active? might give it a shot when nighthold is about to release again
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this thread is shit
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>>67587495
I do, but I use my hands

when I really need to shit I bring out the car jack to dilate it
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>>67587473
>>67587482
Calm down Mr. Anger, fucking hell
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Bit my hand again lads
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gonna apply for a custodian role to put on the 'seek
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>>67587526
correct
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>>67587534
NO I'M NOT FUCKING MAD YOU DAFT CUNT
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Just put Charlotte to bed lads, such a nice girl.
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>>67587528
i use an old fashioned bellows full of water which has the added bonus of acting as a bidet once im all done
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>>67587544
Cuddling with my 11-year-old daughter Chloe after the incident, lad.

She's starting to feel better.
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eating snickers pods with milk
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Got called racist in greggs today
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the nicest most selfless person i know is this girl. she spends her whole life doing everthing for her family. i mean everything. she does the shopping, works, sorts all the bills, tidies, decorates. her brother and dad love her but they are useless. she buys thoughtful presents for her friends, me included. lost her mum when she was 18, cared for her pretty much on her own since she was 9. she got a shit deal in life, deserves better.

just felt like sharing
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>>67587600
Good for you ya fucking spacker
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>>67587523
yeah, im pretty sure you can buy them with an inactive account.
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>>67587574
this is why I need /brit/, just full of brilliant ideas

two birds with one stone right there, going to save me hours of labour
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>>67587518
Seriously? That's how you're going to continue with this?
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>>67587552

where do you live?
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>>67587520
cant fathom the amount of replies your kind gets from roleplaying as nationalists
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I have a 50 word essay due tomorrow.

How fucked am I lads?
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Lads, my bumhole is yours if you let me stop at your house.
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Canadian told me I didn't look Irish today lads
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>>67587603

Did not read a word of this post

just felt like sharing x
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>>67587520
no you don't
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>>67587618
wait

if i've shot you you're dead
but i can till read your posts
which must mean we're both dead
holy shit what is this reality
are we actually invincible
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>What makes you qualified for this role? Provide any past experience, knowledge of subject matter, or other qualifications you may have.

tfw not even qualified enough to be a janny
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looks like the reddit flaggers have managed to balls up /brit/ for the night
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Tunnocks teacakes desu.
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>>67587632
Just mentioned the famine, didn't get nearly as many replies as I'd hoped
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Your cooldown time is shit desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu
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>>67587664
>>67587663
:33
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>>67587629
australia

ps: i was kidding hahahaha i'd never become a custodian
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>>67587654
thanls for reading x
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1000 character essay due tomorrow lads
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>>67587658
he's just a spooky ghost
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>>67587639
holy shit mate you'd better crack on
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>>67587676
why's yours so long?
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>>67587675
still more than anyone else i think, medals in the post x
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>>67587664
Friendly reminder that Karen is made for the POLE.
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>>67587603
marry her and give her a good life then
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Should I download redditflags?

t. Greater Manchester
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currently viewing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLWzH_1eZsc
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lonely
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when I die and they lay me to rest
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wonder if /v4/ is still a thing

hold on i will have a look
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Looks like someone has been stirring up trouble.
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>>67587679

ahh
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>>67587706
yes
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>>67587706
Greater Manchester
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>>67587695
hold on a minute or two

i'm a late entry

KzpyPxZX
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the answer is yes
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currently tasked with buying my mother 5 pairs of leggings

hell
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Pokerstsrs is rigged
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>>67587723
ok

>>67587724
*ko*
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>>67587702

> implying any women would be better off in a relationship with any of the vermin in this thread
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>>67587747
bit rude
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figuered this was the best place to ask

why are you such a bunch of limp dicks
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if you haven't spent year after year sitting on your arse in front of your computer instead of getting your life together then you're a normie and should fuck off x
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>>>/pol/99215091

>>>/pol/99215091

NEW thread, lads.
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>>67587729
>>67587695
Can we do another round?
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>>67587779
>>67587778
alright same conditions
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>heh, pfft.
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Actual new /brit/ threads

no gay shit from /pol/ either

>>67587784

>>67587784

>>67587784

>>67587784

>>67587784
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>>67587716
>>67587716
>>67587716

new
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>>67587778

a-are they better than us lads?
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>>67587702
i really like her. she's quite fun too. but she's pretty heavy, and overly affectionate. she's too nice. and yeah, heavy, like, quite heavy. pretty face though, lovely girl.
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>>67587815
yes
>>
the normies will return from their adventure soon
>>
>>67587815
they mong on about le based kek all day and dont have lives or girlfriends what do you think
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>>67587815
Yes.
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>>67587833
delete this
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/pol/ is rustled
>>
/britpol/ unironically took my b8 about brexit hahahahaha

one lad even bought the obvious b8 of france having no fallout from all the refugees hahahahaha
>>
>>67587873
boy you sure rattled us!
>>
farkin L 3am is it oh yes indeed
may very well be persuaded to do a close the eyes and a rapid eye movement very soon
thoughts?
>>
This is quite a bit of fun lads
>>
>>67587824
you mean socially/emotionally heavy or fat? i guess the latter
>>
Best thread

>>67587784

>>67587784

>>67587784

>>67587784
>>
Fucking hell lads I was in Munich for the shooting attacks. Only just got home tonight because I was there on holiday. I was pretty deep into the crowd and we didn't know what was going on. I heard some banging then everyone was running then I could hear people screaming behind me. Then I tripped over and hit the deck hard. I tried to get up but slipped and fell onto my arse and then I am facing the shooter while he stands about 4 feet away from me holding a handgun, he stares at me in silence for about 5 seconds before saying "Deutschland Uber Alles!" and unloads two shots into my sensitive Brit boi bollocks.
>>
>>67587918
Anon pls
>>
Only 15 minutes for posted BLACKED on /pol/

Thanks janny
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ok lads

taken 3mg of xanax and a few keys of ket

predictions as to how i'll wake up?
a: no memory of the night before
b: puke down the side of my bed
c: death
d: all of the above
>>
a.
>>
gonna finish this pint of disaronno and head out to the clubs lads
>>
>>67587983
the chances of you waking up tomorrow are slim to none m8 im sorry
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>>67587992
good luck stay safe dont talk to strangers or squash your bollocks xo
>>
>>67587992
>pint of disaronno
were you late for work?
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>>67588009
still got time to drunk shitpost on /brit/ x
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>>67587963
Just because janny block has expired doesn't mean you're not going to get banned, happened to me before.
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>>67588016
Bollocks
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>>67588008
gonna wake up on sunday?

awesome
>>
>>67588016
>>67588034
the block happens because janny filed a ban request

t. expert in being banned
>>
>>67588034
I'm a regular Brit/pol/ user and I enjoyed the BLACKED images, I'll be honest with you. I'm a bit of a cuck,
>>
>>67587983

c
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>>67588014
aye i shant be staying for long though by gum its not far from 3 in the morn an all

>>67588034
nah hes right, i think it just means the mods are busy so janny files a complaint and the mods will look at it later
i usually get banned the day after getting postblocked when i post my hardcore gimmicks
>>
RIP poster no. >>67588034

Fell in the great /britpol/ war of 2016
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>>67588064
gum mentioned
>>
>>67588061
don't even feel that bad

gonna wait until the last 1mg kicks in then go to bed in about 10 mins

having some dmt now would be amazing
>>
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starting a webcomic

issue 1 is called me and my friends

why yes, I do have a patreon so give me your money please
>>
>>67588109
quite like the look of that tarts hips
thoughts?
>>
>>67588114
How's the ket? giz a bit la
>>
>>67588128
gay x
>>
>>67588122
classic!
>>
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
>>
>>67588122
me 2nd from the left, my feet several inches off the ground
>>
STANDING
>>
>>67588122
sent 0.0125346 btc to your address

>>67588129
just finished it off
it's not bad, didn't hole me or give me and trippy experiences except for making me feel like stretch armstrong
>>
>>67588122
as you can see from the vast array of skull shapes, from pure aryan to elephant man, I have a diverse cast of friends

also one of them is trans

pls support my patreon
>>
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post your pose
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>>67588186
>>
Is the subway breakfast alright? Planning in getting one tomorrow
>>
plan: get v. drunk so i can go to the club myself
>>
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>>67588186
>>
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>>67588186
>>
>>67588231
daring strategy
>>
>>67588239
already mostly through a pint and got a monster voddy for the road
>>
>>67588231
Why by yourself?
>>
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>>67588186
>>
>>67588235
london.
>>
>>67588259
north atlantic, sorry
>>
>>67588254
the lads are going to bed but we're going to see a film tomorrow
>>
Life feels empty without the us election
>>
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>>67588186
:)
>>
>>67588256
which one?
>>
is dishonored 2 any good?

(yes i realise i'm using the yank spelling but it's the title so fuck you)
>>
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do all british millenial girls turn out to be sluts?

also, why are british bathrooms so small?
>>
real comfy hours
>>
>>67588290
take a guess :)
>>
>>67588281
room for another then, good
>>
>>67588293
>dishonored

foy
>>
>>67588295
we're not all 600lbs
>>
feeling tipsy
>>
going to smoke many darts tonight
>>
>>67588316
>>67588354
shut the fuck up
>>
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>>67588281
>>
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>>67588186
>>
>>67588354
what is a dart
>>
>>67588376
rolly
>>
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>>67588186
>>
>>67588386
just tobacco? what is this 1964
>>
>>67588398
that headrush though matre
>>
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>>67588186
>>
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>>67588186
currently actually in the bed
>>
I could go through all you cunts
>>
should i go to
>reflections
>pacifico
>the dome
?

>>67588422
>wine and cigarette int'bed
nutter
>>
>>67588432
could unironically belt the shit out of you no dramas
>>
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>>67588186
my hands are steady
>>
>>67588432
not me mate
look at my hench left arm >>67588422

>>67588438
dont trust myself not to spill ash or wine on myself so finished with them before leaving the windowsill
>>
>>67588438
pacifico sounds vibrant and tropical and balmy so go there
>>
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>>67588186
>>
>>67588438
reflections sounds like itll make you think so go there

>>67588480
are you drinking soap?
>>
>>67588466
oh that sah window
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/brit/ is v/ slow tonight eh lads
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>>67588366
>>
>>67588454
I could smash your tiny runt frame without even flinching
>>
fucking starving
choking for a joint
wish i had better booze than white wine
too late to watch a movie
too early to go to bed
>>
>>67588494
disacrono but is drew the cap on t by mistakej haheeehe
>>
>>67588496
dropping like flies from substance abuse
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thje STATE of my posts jlads

kmaise
>>
>>67588495
oh hahahaha if you take the windows to be a bed then i look much more JUST hahahahaha must try that one day

>>67588522
ahhhh giuseppe, i want you to a meet a my friend
ronno, dis a giuseppe
giuseppe, dis a ronno
*slips on a banana peel and lands hard on giuseppe's conkers*
mama mia
>>
>>67588512
your 5" wrist would snap if you hit me, think hard before your next move you little prawn
>>
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>>67588544
exemplary webm
>>
I pray for a meteor to hit earth and cause global extinction desu
>>
>>67588559
post gasttos lcanester
>>
https://packages.debian.org/stable/games/between
>>
>>67588586
I just got virused
>>
jsut fuck my bollcoks up la ds
>>
>>67588544
>>67588574
not a fan of this "nobody else gets wankered with me on /brit/ for 6 months, then when i come home early with my life in tatters everyone else decides to get wankered on /brit/ instead" gimmick
save it for next week at least ffs
>>
>>67588595
>>67588595
>>67588595
nnew therad
>>
>>67588614
if it makes you feel better i am perpetually broke and without the most ideal methods of escapism i'd like
>>
might actually do a wine sick
>>
>>67588660
>>67588660
>>67588660
>>67588660
>>
>>67588626
can you just go to the club by yourself already you fucking loser
>>
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>>67588510
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>unemployed
>dropped out of college
>sister has transformed into a club hitting, "oi oi!" shouting, annoying slut
>puppy has arthritis and a dislocated hip
>dad has and has started forgetting things, from where he was going to setting fire to the stove because he forgot it was on
>mum is terminal, will be dead in a year
>just had to smash a mouses head in with a hammer because they use glue traps but won't deal with the result
>didn't make a noise like I expected, was completely silent when I finally managed to bring the hammer down on it's little head
>so will my parents in the grand scheme of things and our line will only continue through my sister and whatever mix raced little shit she finds herself bringing up alone in a few years
>>
>http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/i-made-a-blowjob-enhancing-mouthguard-and-its-probably-the-future-of-sex-body-modification
>I Made a Personalised Mouth Piece That Helps You Give 'Better Blowjobs'
Ah yes journalism
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