Back from the shops edition
cara
>>67584422
Votre Toast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPkpJels9Qc
Doing a lonely
>>67584422
what did you get keiren
>An Irishman had to make the thread because the Brits couldn't be arsed
>>67584359
what the fuck do other people know mate
did she stare into your eyes at length? did she get all cuddly? did she indirectly say she fancies you? did she ask go places with just the two of you?
cos that's the shit they do if they like you
DO NOT lads
i am warning yoi
>>67584429
Much appreciated.
Buy my book.
was going to reply to Liverpool but it's pointless now
>>67584422
that girl is a real crowd pleaser
dualit electric percolator > aeropress
what's the point in anything?
why am I here
why are you here
what
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQE-K-iM4b4
i fucking hate that cheshire lad
Brit/pol/ is weird.
>>67584458
dairy milk hazelnut and 20 marlboro red
Lost the marlboro
actually tried changing my flag to bucks for that post in the last thread but i'm too retarded so it didn't work
who else /straight/ here?
essex goes without saying
i am the passenger and I ride and i ride
could do with a 'sie 'f
>>67584510
this 2bf
>tfw to intelligent to use the reddit flags
>>67584515
t. gay bottom
>>67584504
>tfw they nerf'd marlboro red here
gabbe/dnb/hardcore edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwpEBfxRaOM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sE2zsygM0nc
>>67584504
>Lost the marlboro
good, it's for the best
>>67584503
wait there are people who browse 4chan who have 11 year children. the fuck
*jaw goes sideways*
anyone wanna find it haha lads hahahaaaaaa drugs like hahaha
tfw to itnegligent to be heterosexual
>>67584464
JFs always make threads lad
it's in their nature as imperial subordinates
>>67584543
>>67584543
choons mentioned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1to4euZ0Pw
>>67584553
yes I'm sure that post was 100% factual
dickhead
>>67584430
always happy to see you
>>67584469
I'll reply to ONE more of your posts then I'll go beddy. You have until 00:10
smoked weed and worked out and surfed with laird hamilton AMA
>>67584529
what's a reddit?
oh dear
still getting the classic almost be sick hiccups
>>67584551
BUT I'M FUCKING GUMMING FOR A SMOKE
>>67584465
Yes and no
I'm wondering if she's just the sort of girl who flirts with every guy she meets
i own some very OG usernames
might sell them on hackforums
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrMI2tvQGiQ
>>67584532
don't really want to do anal. just want to wank and succ a lad
you and meeeeeeeee
>>67584553
well sometimes mummy and daddy really love each other...
meant 00:50 LOL
>>67584553
A lot people have kids at like 16, you only have to be 27 to have a 11-year-old kid. I'm 22.
>>67584571
you will continue until i stop
ok
>>67584583
use this as an opportunity to quit :)
>>67584589
>>67584583
maroon 5?
>>67584571
hey bby
been seeing this girl for like a week and she's just basically called me her bf
don't know what to do 2bh, was planning on just running after a couple more visits like the cunt I am but she seems really attached
feel like a right prick
I have a 3 year old bastard that some other guy thinks is his
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WICYi5vMdRA
>>67584598
>A lot people
i think you mean some people. not a lot
>tfw stupid enough to use /brit/
never actually hovered over australian reddit flags
havent a clue who any of them are
barely even know who ed and jordan are just one of em made asterisk posting mainstream
>>67584596
luv ya
>3am
Welp time for bed. See you losers tommorrow.
>>67584504
>tfw bort a pack and lost it along with my drivers license and a bunch of cash while monging out in a club
>>67584619
explain
>>67584616
Literally would kill to be in that situation.
>>67584571
then i'll just say goodnight and talk to you again soon :))))
>>67584627
i swear they're all literally just clones of the aussie flags anyway
redpill me on the old bamboo
>>67584503
Honestly, I think /pol/ has some weird cuck-like fetish.
>>67584633
bit early
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJGY5vEzYrY
Wasn't ready for all these feels when of all things on the internet I clicked on a kanye west tweet to kim kardashian
https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/789586804450000896
>>67584628
aww ;]
>>67584651
ok bye
>>67584583
>gumming
Waterford?
>tfw had a dream last night where trump was giving a big "fuck you" speech to america on live tv on one of his first days in office
in the beginning of the speech he had his left testicle exposed and it was really big, then as the speech went on his other testicle was slowly being reveled from under a large green cloth
he was pretty smug in the dream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzbdBk6XQ6Y
MI AH DE NUTTAH, ORIGINAL MANMANMANANAMANANANANA NUTTA
just nicked some marlboros anyone want one
>>67584653
yeah proper un'tive
>>67584638
do you know how shitty this feels
>>67584686
me pls
>>67584604
Really don't want to tbqh, I like smoking
>>67584688
they love the ol' cuckstamp haha
don't think liverpool likes me any more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIfArd-rBtY
>>67584675
really qt vid
love are yeezy
>>67584614
how did your attempt at the normie life go?
downloading from the 'seek while buying 'bums of the 'port and shitposting on the 'sync and the 'tube
>>67584637
this guy's gf cheated on him with me and I didn't use a condom, but he's a eejit who believes anything she says so he thinks it's his kid
(though the kid is definitely mine, you can tell by looking at me and the mum)
new waifu lads. r8 her
might start smoking indoors and beating myself
>>67584627
that was ed who made asterisk posting big
>>67584696
but it's not good for you
>>67584703
good
>>67584703
hope liverpoo' sits on my willy for non gay reasons tbf
>Raising children in a city
Absolutely, categorically will NOT be doing this lads.
Countryside it must be.
>>67584703
he's just playing hard to get x
>>67584686
I'll deck you you fucking cunt, GIMME ME SMOKES
>>67584715
fucking hell
you gunna let him know?
downloadin from t'.cd
oh wait
looool
I'm english and I have no idea what the fuck FOY means.
>>67584710
not very well but i may or may not be getting a text from some girl who apparently asked for my number
>>67584682
howling, good post lad
Who /20+ years old and not passed their driving test/ here?
http://www.newyorker.com/borowitz-report/stephen-hawking-angers-trump-supporters-with-baffling-array-of-long-words
Trump supporters annihilated
i found this thread from reddit over summer lads
i quite like it here haha
>>67584681
Dublin, but I will be moving there next saturday
>>67584616
nigga
you have to set expectations early on before this gets even worse
>I like smoking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQgITfVJa6g
brb doing a font
>born in white in the uk instead of black or indian in some shithole
>but not born white in the south east of england
hmm it's a mixed bag. can't complain i spose
>>67584789
stream it
>>67584666
>666
Confirmed death in my sleep. Thanks anon!
Fuck you if I wake up in the morning.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-X324mv0wZg
the best unity call in the entire gabber scene
stole some rat cunts marlboros and put them in the bin hahahaha
Im going to spend my saturday arvo watching these dvds
Thoughts?
>>67584737
dont think so
>>67584758
Here. Failed 4 times and pretty much gave up on life.
hands up if yor gay
*puts my hands up*
im here and queer, because im a fruit, im a weirdo, what the hell am i doing here, when i dont be *spots a line of coke leading out of my door* ooooh hehehe *dives onto it headfirst and crawls out the door snorting it all up slithering like a snake* *follows it through the house and out of the kitchen window* *ends the post without a punchline*
>>67584732
would love to live somewhere like that, much better way of life
>>67584746
of course not
he's bigger than me and I'm fairly certain he has retard strength and wouldn't be afraid to use it
I'll just put my feet up and laugh
>>67584783
Why would anybody smoke if they didn't like it?
unironically need to go toilet
for weeness and sickness reasons
brb
can you remember the last time you cried
>>67584775
They'll not be fond of you haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flJMDTrIQLI
>>67584829
about 320 seconds ago
>>67584810
nice
want to fuck hermione in harry potter 3
does that make me a nonce?
>>67584825
what about the keed
>>67584778
I can't help doing all kinds of gay romantic shit with girls even though I said it was just for fun early on...like properly romantic shit....
wish someone would fucking stab me in the neck
>>67584797
it really is a privilege
>>67584810
look pretty twink related mate, eat some more
Remember that mate you used to knock around with and he just stopped calling for you for seemingly no reason?
>>67584829
Had a near mental break down last year. Cried for about 5 days straight, in the morning shower, on my way to work, in the bathroom at work, on my way home, in bed that night
Wasn't fun
Fine now though, haven't cried since
lawl
>>67584844
are you from there?
>>67584829
on monday at stansted when my gf was flying back to spain
alright back
idd a wee got some water
not going to throw uo
everything is ok
>I smoke
>>67584810
essential gay kino, nice
going to rub one out on the 'ly
Anyone else find walking through graveyards calming? Did it today again when I found myself with an hour or two of free time and it was great. A bit sad but almost a cathartic sad.
>>67584829
when the famalan stopped speaking to me for a few months last year
>>67584858
nah m8 it makes you a normal human man with a functioning sex drive
>>67584810
You'll be inviting the missus over I assume?
>>67584810
you look like a bender desu
>>67584860
His mum's a good parent, he'll be fine.
5mins until my 'tube tunes finish
what shall i do then
>you will never officiate chesh and liverpoos wedding
wel?
>>67584938
nonce. she was 15 at the time of filming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8JEm4d6Wu4
Your mummy and daddy will die one day, lads. Make the most of the time you have left with them, one day, when you are least expecting it, they will be gone.
exhausted my supply of alcohol
its shit anyway i don't even care
>>67584829
when I was about 15 or 16 after putting my front top tooth through my bottom lip. I'm 25 now.
>>67584896
I'm from the north lad, but i know a few waterford lads and apparently jackeens are the butt of many jokes
>>67584930
spent hours and hours inspecting gravestones when i was high on speed once
>>67584947
how old are you :S
>>67584893
what caused this
>>67584951
do more
>>67584752
good luck big guy
>>67584703
you big softie, I literally have to refrain myself from replying to all your posts (I do plan on going now though :\)
>>67584731
pls be a girl irl
doing a watch on the 'ebtorrent
>>67584980
mid 20s
why do you ask?
shan't be reading any of your posts
just snipped some lads tubes off
>>67584973
i can only drink alcohol if i also drink it with energy drink now so i'm probably done for the night soon
>>67584990
more of who :x
>>67584991
ye
add my private for pics x
might grab a shower lads
>>67584998
odd situation you're in
>>67584991
night :D
>>67584969
alri flaming lips
>>67584956
once girls hit puberty they're ok to lust over
Who pays for the monarchy?
got a boner from looking at porn
>>67584976
>jackeens are the butt of many jokes
Can take the bantz no problem, worked with plenty of muldoons on the building sites. I like the constant slagging
lies and slander
>>67585014
scrub your penis head
>>67584876
Told my friend that it wasn't gay to suck each other off and I never heard from him ever again. :(
>>67585027
everyone except the bankers
>>67584991
night xoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxoxoxox
>>67585027
the tax payer
>>67584464
couldn't even be arsed to click the new until now
>>67585035
link the porn
>>67585027
literally just my taxes
>>67585027
Who holds back the electric car?
>>67584977
Really? I was kind of weirded out realizing there were human bodies just a couple of meters underneath me. I've been to graveyards before but I never really gave it much thought then. The gravestones with pictures of the deceased people are the best.
>>67585040
saving it for the gf x
>>67585056
nope
you can fuck off
did 2 loud sneezes
Shut up you scummy little prick And your little week arse little fucking skinny Runts you know that you are just wannabes and one day your going to meet the real world and then you're fucked one-to-one you ain't got the minerals coward
not your fucking blog dickhead
going out to do a smoke lads
'tube video is finishing
more tunes or bed
think im by far the most aloof reddit flag
>>67585106
can i bum a fag off you x
>>67584829
Literally never cry. Even when I've been depressed I don't cry. Just feel shitty.
Don't see the point of crying really
>>67585124
more tunes
>>67584985
Loved a girl, proper like. Been in love before so it's not some /r9k/ shite like it was real. Could never get her though cause i missed my chance and she went with another lad for ages. He fucked her over really badly, won't say how but it was cruelty incarnate.
Anyway helped her through it, she was sending me signs and we flirted like mad.
All that pressure of what if plus all the new found hope was crushing me
Asked her out and she said no, broke me in half. Most painful thing I've ever felt.
But I'm over it now, still love her a bit but ahh well. On to better things
Thanks for asking
>>67585125
cliquey c*nt
>>67585125
>>67585124
>>67585106
>>67585103
>>67585102
>>67585088
Who are you talking to
Anyone ever showered with a girl? Did it a few days ago for the first time and it was fucking greay. my dick was fully diamonds
>>67585130
*bums you*
what do you think? ;) x
>Try to wank to vanilla porn
>Takes half an hour and produces a small dribble of cum
>Wank to the thought of cuckoldry, like not even the mental image but the very idea of being cucked
>Cum buckets in 30 seconds
>>67585139
ok
no one better stop posting though
or this WILL upset me
>>67585151
all me and myself
really wish i could delete facebook i hate my profile picture
>>67585160
I meant a fag to smoke x
Business idea: don't masturbate too much
>>67585174
haven't updated mine since 2012 lool
>>67584829
yeah, it was after i put my sister on her arse (just pushed her backwards because she was aggressively walking towards me)
>>67585147
fuck off incognito reddit flag cunt
>>67585124
more tunes & more (you)s
you always used to leave the sink after like 5 mins and i was never very impressed
>>67585038
Maith buachaill
ahh it's mad
absolutely hung over lads
>>67585180
no mate I'm off to smoke now x
umm maybe later? ;)
>>67584975
Haha I did that after some chav tripped me when i was 8
>>67585146
;_;
c'est la vie
Sometimes I do wonder if people can tell who I am by my posting style.
Business idea: apply for jobs that i don't even want
>>67585189
haven't been sick yet
don't have much more alcohol either
quite impressive tbf
unless by the sink you mean t'sync but i neve liked those that much (awks like
>>67585208
font
>>67585218
Greater London
>>67585209
I'll cum with you mate x
TOP THREE CUTEST GIRLS NAMES
1) HARRIET
2) MELODY
3) DIANA
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY MARLBORO
Business idea:
>>67585208
hahaha mentalist
>>67585218
honestly all brits seem to have the same posting style imo.
>>67585250
for england james?
>>67585218
yeah
>>67585218
in what ways are your posts unique?
>>67585217
Pain builds character lad, long as you don't let it consume you
>>67585231
yeah meant sync
could tell you werent a fan desu
were a bit wanky desu
anyone you didnt like in partic' desu? fascinated to know desu
>>67585245
runt names 2bh
sophie, emily, and anna are way cuter
doing a melancholy
did you guys ever have that feeling where the whole world tells you that you're wrong but you just know you're right. Like the world is too stupid to understand why but you know deep down that this is what's correct because if it isn't then there is no point in being alive anymore lads
>>67584732
truly the comfy county
>>67585245
melody and diana are understandable
but harriet?
HARRIET?
>>67585186
haven't updated mine since freshers but feel like i should
>>67585275
if we're being all honest an' shit
i could not stand t' old k/j/whatevs pop shite
sorry herts i like u really but the videos
://////
I'm going to kill myself if I don't get a (You) right now
>>67584422
imagine if every post had a 45 character limi
>>67585281
why lad x
dont reply lads
LOL my sister is SO freaking depressed... it's awesome ahaha
who else /loving life/ here?
@67585305
So close
>>67585282
>>67585305
calm down danelad
>>67585297
same
only recent picture of me on facebook is with huge pupils and i'm gurning my mouth up to the old sky so can't do that
>>67585301
videos are so noncey must agree
kyary is high art tho
>>67585282
runt
rate the new terminal color scheme
>>67585146
t. me
dw lad happens to everyone
even girls
good girl names:
>katie
bad girl names:
>all the rest
business idea: sell food and water to the impoverished
>>67584854
>>67584893
>>67584897
>>67584931
>>67584975
>>67585138
>>67585188
actually dont care nvm
business idea: go to bed
in or out? of the idea, NOT my bed!!!
Can you please post your BEST Vape/Fedora images? Need them rn. Thanks.
>>67585356
prefer bad girls anyway x
>>67585309
difficult to express really
>>67585146
funny how you expect me to read all of those words written by you of all people, directly into the bin you go.
>>67585355
>even girls
Lad please
>>67585353
>debian
bin yourself
>>67585362
>customer base is people who have no money
bright one aren't you
>>67585344
ye
think that was it like
used to do an open hundreds in a tab and then they banned me and i think they knew it was me like lol
business idea: exchange services and/or goods in return for monetary currency
>>67585398
it's actually arch, i just named the host debian
>>67585374
literally one of the best subtle gimmicks going
Knew I was gonna get a (You) haha
Business idea: use fake references and lie about my employment history in order to get the job i want
Thoughts?
>>67585374
Kek wanker
>>67585408
they used to think that was westmids lol
>>67585408
hahahahahahahaha i think they thought that was cornwall or callum
an epic troll my friend
>>67585374
very funny x
dumb abo frogposter
business idea: hire a prostitute and be made to wear a condom when she sucks me off, and kiss her open mouthed before and after the act
>>67585396
girl confessed she really liked me once and I turned her down
she always used to stare at me when I wasn't looking and me act really awkward when we were together, and when we made eye contact it was really tense
then I said no haha I'm a mong
>>67585398
how dare you doubt the credibility of a /brit/ business proposal
>>67585429
not even illegal in most cases. go for it.
>>67585439
>>67585445
literally all me
got ip banned once though at the same time i was in there with my actual user
thought they would have realised
but apparently not
quality gf names: laura, maria, emily, elizabeth, ana, olivia
rubbish gf names: anything ending with -en
literally only need like 18 more hours of supervised driving until i can get my license :)
should be done within the next fortnight hehe
then i can deliver pizzas for a living !
>arch linux
>>67585422
Sympathy (You)s don't count lad
best gf name: Brittany
>>67585456
That's no where near the same, fuck off
just ate the spiciest peri peri half chicken available on the grey market ama
>>67585396
happens lad, or they get pumped and dumped
must feel bad getting used for sex then thrown away by someone you love like a biological fleshlight
>>67585473
Passed my test a while ago but rarely drive because I hate it
>>67585494
If that didn't count then this one did
Haha
>>67585505
dry heaved
best gf hair colour: ginger
>>67585443
i love TiTru
>>67585542
nah fuck off meme tier reddit fetish
>>67585512
>get pumped and dumped
>getting rejected by someone you've known for 24 hours is the same as getting rejected by someone you spent every single day with for two years
Yeah nah lad see >>67585396
Anyone fancy a brew
why are yanks obsessed with heritage?
I don't know my own lineage past my grandad
I think I've driven over something over and it's slowly rotting. Stinking out and steaming up my car something good.
>>67585555
nice digits but no way bro
Have I mentioned snus tonight?
>tfw not feeling like posting on /brit/ because of the fear of being labeled a loser for staying at home and posting on 4chan on a Friday night
undisputed best bf name: patrick
is anyone still alive
might have to go bed
>>67585542
lad sent me snap of his gingergf
"women can do 2 things at once" she was giving him a handjob while on her laptop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3ETCm46o4Y
i would give anything to hang out with alison brie
>>67585595
not as if you're alone in that regard
>>67585602
jack desu
*sigh*
>>67585604
they're all dead mate
>>67585467
wouldnt condone it except luddy used to be a regular so fuck it
>>67585472
i've banged an Emily and an Olivia
lmao
@67585525
crafty kraut cunt
>>67585514
what prompted you into telling me this?
Marijuana is only illegal because big pharma would lose money off it. Truth
>>67585632
No you haven't
>>67585622
What about Rimmer?
>>67585639
just doing a think 2bh lad
>>67585619
good choice
t. jack
cucked the guy on the left tbf
>>67585604
might die of sadness
on 2mg xanax
should i do some ket too?
lads rate my gfs name: andrea
>>67585657
smoke me a kipper lads, i'm in here for the long haul!
>>67585631
luddy can hop on my willy lool
>>67585674
no
never
>>67585676
yes of course
>>67585672
Details?
>>67585632
haha you couldnt even bang an ashley, let alone an emily or an olivia
>>67585666
don't let it happen again
>>67585656
yes I have lmao
>>67585687
reckon it's fairly self explanatory in all honesty
>>67585686
are xannies & ket dangerous? see some info online saying it's bad but i don't know what doseages would be risky
>>67585670
very good x
>>67585672
looks a bit mongy
>>67585674
pls don't
>>67585676
isn't it extremely dangerous (for you) to mix ket with other depressants?
>ket
Alri' 2007
>>67585686
ri wont die will just have a cheeky indoor fag and wine pon some wine
>>67585655
turning people into obese zombies and slowing down the economy might have something to do with it
>>67585720
dunno
but it'd probably be banter
so that makes it ok
>>67585723
decent shag
>>67585739
you learnt how to roll yet?
think an emily might like me haha idk though
>>67585719
Meant tell us how it happened if you're not a dirty rotten liar
>>67585720
nah just bash as much ket as you can fit up there and take two-four more xannies and you'll be sweet
>>67585750
nice!
Need a job but can't be bothered to get one
What's the solution to this?
>>67585765
kek
>>67585745
unironically copied your instructions into notepad and kept referring to them until i got it
>>67585751
>kiss her in club
>go back to her house
>put willy in her
>wake up in morning
>go home
>check her facebook
>in relationship with xyz
>pull a smug face
>>67585730
>>67585761
are you guys trying to kill me
>>67585772
become an anarchist senpai
>>67585772
prayer
>>67585778
very good
the mom from zack and cody is pretty hawt
>>67585772
i actually know a really easy secret to earning free money online
>>67585772
got a drivers license?
>>67585750
>tfw ex gf is called emily
>mirin some girl called emily rn
Why are Emily's so perfect?
>>67585800
would def give her the old pecker
>>67585742
Ahh yes medical marijuana does both of those things, mong
>>67585772
Kill yourself?
>>67585822
it has no medical value
*has a method*
>>67585805
yeah same, the business idea requires some initial investment though
>>67585742
So should we ban television then? Because it does exactly that
>>67585836
Objectively wrong
*outmanoeuvres you*
>>67585672
fuck off you normie cunt
pretty girls don't want sex
>>67585836
don't start
all i hear is cryumuashsaashasdjfhbjfdksa
>>67585595
are you new or something
if you haven't done this for hundreds of weekends then you're normie scum
>>67585851
television is necessary for adverts and subtle themes that control public perception
>>67585816
it's a qt name for sure hahaha
i'm only doing like 2 keys of ket on top of my single bar of xanax
is this really the end of this anon?
>>67585877
perplexingly good post for a yank
we can argue about stuff all you like but what does the evidence say?
>>67585805
made a few grand just selling windows license keys on ebay as a teenager 2bh
making money is piss easy once you actually try
>>67585617
isn't this the guy from friends? i hear brits think he's a big celebrity. is that right? americans don't
oops
did a lot of cocaine last weekend. Didn't sleep for at least 30 hours. Never again.
/blog
>>67585887
shan't be calling an ambulance for you
>>67585870
some runt wants to spend their life high and dumb then it's no skin off my back
Fining them for being a fuckup is just idiot tax
>>67585924
did loads of 3-fpm months ago and didn't sleep for 2 days
>>67585887
you're fine mate
sitting on the windowsill, fag in one hand, wineglass in t'other, posting on the 'chon, having a good time
drugs are bad
bit sleepy
On break at work right now haha posting on /brit/ look at me haha
>>67585956
very sophisticated
>>67585976
this desu
>>67585978
also this desu
>>67585900
this 2bh
if he died tomorrow people would forget about it pretty quickly
(also watch this space because i've jynxed many celebrity deaths before they've happened)
>>67585956
lying on the bed, nekkid as the day i was born, drinking wine and posting on the 'chon, having a good time so long as everyone else is
drugs are good
drugs
>>67585956
but who is keyboard?
>>67585956
Give us a ciggy will ya?
>>67586004
pics
>>67585978
thought you'd retired with liverpool
there goes my otp
>>67585900
>i hear brits think he's a big celebrity
No, we know all their careers died except for Aniston
>>67585976
>tfw as a kid i never thought i'd be a drug user and most of the free time of my adult life has not been spent sober
>>67585924
try meth cunt , shit will ruin you
one time passcode
inanimate objects can be neither good nor bad
lay on the bed with cherry coke in one hand, ham butty in t'other, browsing the chon
desu
>>67586054
hmm yeah shan't be doing that
>>67586047
jennifer anniston is really hot......................
((she isn't allison brie hot but shes in the tier just below her))
>>67586054
all depends on the dose my good friend!
>>67586083
haha good post mate
done a second key of special k inhale
awaiting results
>>67586004
lying on the floor, balls in one hand, hammer in t'other, posting on the 'chon, having a good time
>>67586041
have a crude drawing
>>67586080
innit
don't get why brad pitt chose angelina jolie over her. it's like when ashley cole cheated on cheryl
>>67586061
how does good and bad work
>>67586061
alright einstein, setlle down ya here?
>>67586026
typing with the fag hands free fingers
>>67586004
sounds 'lutely lovely
>>67586028
here mate have one on me *blows smoke in your face*
>>67586104
very stylish hair
>he posts on /brit/ on a night out
>>67586098
good lid
goodnight ppl of /brit/
>>67586135
>look outside
>it's night out
can't be helped tb.h
>>67586134
ty, I use pomade
not really sure what happened
think i might have died
>>67586090
brother you can smoke just a dot and be on a wild ride of anxiety and paranoia hey, funny just how fucking awful meth makes you feel, like some kind of crystallised impossibly cold robot
i remember trying to search myself for feelings of love while fucked on amphetamines once and could drum up nothing but cold distaste for the world
>>67586144
night xox
>>67586170
rip babe
>>67586176
doesn't sound very recreational 2bh
what are the best effects of meth?
>>67586162
What pomade do you use?
turned m'lights off
lying in bed
waiting til i do a pass out now i guess
>>67586170
youre going to wake up fine in the morning
chocolate weetabix minis are the fucking best
>>67586224
dapper dan
>>67586170
negative
>>67586162
you got called racist?
>>67586144
ni
>>67586135
need to be distracted from the overwhelming urge to faceplant in stinging nettles and pull barbed wire across my stomach
still at the airport
>>67586252
still here
i think
>>67586210
ive never particularily enjoyed it but alot of people seem to disagree with me
you're very energised, chatty, feel focused an keen to go on mad missions and plus you can drink for days on end and still be able to keep partying
self destruction 101
C'mere Canadians
>>67585993
Note: this is NOT the new /brit/
is it gay to be at an airport?
>>67586252
ye, in greggs
>>67586265
nurse, he's fading fast
>lie down
>everything spins and i feel very sick
gonna have to post here for a bit longer i guess
gonna use up the last of my ket
probs only like 0.15g in total
absolute madman
should i get some ritalin to mix with my xannies for another time? heard that's wild
>>67586290
ahaha look at this bender at an airport
who are you waiting for, your gay boyfriend?
>>67586319
xanax is the fucking worst drug
>>67586249
That stuffs real?
>>67586252
What are you on mate? snap out of it
>>67586042
stop trying to make cheshirepool a thing
>>67586319
Xan and stimulants is one of my favorite combos. Terrible for the cardiovascular system though.