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cara

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/éire/

>>67582121
>tfw started ""ironically"" touching a black guy's face in a club when smashed in front of everyone at work and he tried to fight me and now everyone at work calls me the guy who likes touching black men

no homo

>>67582141
ok i will

>>67582142
ok i won't

>>67582135
yes lad

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cades

gay lads come out and post some qt boys and boys arses i am NOT gay but feel like having a gay wank tonight

doing a terrible sadness

>>67582128
Would love a /brit/ slag ontop of my cock bouncing to MC tunes and let me cream pie her

You can't see them but they can see you

I have Autism. Let's talk hobbies, /brit/

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*walks toward you*

>>67582128
Touch Sensitive you say..?

Check it: https://youtu.be/C2LzWN2bgCQ

wanted to discuss american poetry with that lad
insults weren't the way to go

made a joke about domestic violence to the gf

don't think it went down very well

>>67582136
*grooms you*

>>67582171
would post but don't have t'drive installed

>>67582164
alri bizzaro aki

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violently screaming and howling

>>67582171
delete this please before i hurt somebody

Who /letterboxd/ here?

>>67582206
>stock prices plummeting
What did she mean by this?

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>>67582181

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What do you call these?

>>67582190
she went down very well on me hahahahahahahahaahahahahaha fucking done you there haven't i ahahahahahahahahahaha made you look a right prat aaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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kay-on

I think I have carpal tunnel syndrome

lovely

reckon i might be okay with throwing up
haven't thrown up in like 2 months

only problem is that my only mixer is a can of monster energy

nan called me a knobhead so i twatted her round the head

haha love a bit of banter with the senpai

please post boys

>>67582172
got nothing suitable for this board, and little of that to your taste probs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDGUvMBQg1c
*does gun fingers*

>>67582239
cakeje
kinderwagen
kraan
waterijsje

>>67582239
barm cob, skeng - the bug, pipe, stick

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Right fuck it lads, I'm going to brave the cold and walk the half hour to the 24/7 garage. Does anybody want me to bring anything back from my perilous journey?

>>67582239
brauð (?)
barna kerra
krani
íspinni

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thoughts?

>>67582238
good webm

hope she has a knob ngl

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>>67582265

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>be on my nightly run
>homeless guy walking up and down street
>starts following closely behind me
>I run away

wtf

>>67582230
loser keener

yes

>>67582239
biscuit, perambulator, spigot, frozen treat

>>67582289
Like I said last time

fuccboi

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my flat at this very moment

>>67582268
cross post it x

>>67582239
1. Shit
2. Nigger
3. Paki cunt
4. Kike shit nigger

>>67582239
brown mound
infant wheeler
fluoride poisoning device
coldy

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>>67582239
1.a scone
2.a pram
3.a tap
4.Ice pop

>>67582320
me on the right mostly obscured by a gentleman of colour

>>67582348
>gentleman of colour
mostly me

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Hurraaaa!

>>67582286
yourself, safe and sound

>>67582286
'berry 'netto

>>67582250
is the burning throat worth having no hangover? thats the only question you need to ask

Thinking of doing an ironic crowdfunder where I just ask people to give me money for no reason at all so I don't need to get a job. Think that if it gets a little bit of traction then it could really go viral and make me a shitload because normie idiots will find it funny. Sure it's been done before though desu.

>>67582309
if a walking homeless man is able to follow you closely as you run, then you need to reassess your running technique m8

What are you listening to right now /brit/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6urRX_szKQ

>>67582359
Greater London

>>67582360
me on the left passed out too many peer haha

>>67582303
The absolute STATE of Australians.

>>67582239
Chipper cake, roller coffin, aqua nozzle, cold on the cob

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>>67582387
you

>>67582363
yeah probably
never really remember when i throw up apart from the slight taste in my throat

anyone poz?

>>67582380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSGRkBiVP1Y


>inb4 nobody gives a fuck about either of our links

>>67582426
neg

>>67582380
ayyy bobby shmurda
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJwKKKd2ZYE

>>67582440
spoiler that hog

>>67582375
This was when I stopped and walked to recover you cheeky cunt

>>67582239
1. asereje
2. ja
3. de jé
4. de jebe tu de jebere sebiunouva majabi an de bugui an de buididipí.

>>67582250
throwing up is for big brave men, not little wimps like you

>>67582380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQVNQVvyDWg

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>>67582239
1. biscuit
2. stroller
3. faucet
4. popsicle

*closes tab and throws computer out of the window*

pouring a home made jager bomb with like 4x the amount of a single one

>>67582462
hmmmm

>>67582445
your mum's a hot nigger

l am a Pozz-Cuckold. You want to know what that is? Well, let me explain.

The normal cuckold wants just one gift from his black bull: A black child. But the Pozz-cuckold wants more. He wants three gifts. We are greedy little bitches. But first, here's how it goes.

Normally I drive in my Mercedes to a street gym where ripped blacks train their muscles, there skin shining with sweat and the air filled with their scent. I am already a bit hard just from thinking about it. Sometimes I cum a bit in my pants. I get out of the car and ask who of them has AIDS. Then they know what happens.

The black man with AIDS gets into my car and we drive to somewhere isolated. Then I take a small knife and stick it inside the hole of my penis and twist it a litte. In the cuckold community we call this the AIDS twister. Sure it hurts and causes me to bleed. But it is worth it.

Then the black man docks me until we both cum and I contract his AIDS. I already have 4 types of AIDS from this. That is the first gift. Then we drive on to my house and he fucks my wife, who has also contracted many types of AIDS. That is the second gift. And then 9 months later the third and best gift arrives: a black child who also has AIDS.

What should I do at the airport for three hours as I wait for my flight?

hahahha this runt that is studying """"art"""" asked if I was retarded because of my Trump shirt
Pulled out a knife on that cunt hahahhahah

>>67582450
who?

>>67582450
does reece wear makeup?

>>67582498
Aren't there like all of five people in Iceland?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBmAAZTA3XA

PSA: some jock twat is playing bloodborne

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don't talk to me or my wife's nova soctia ever again

>>67582440
I'VE BEEN SELLING MEMES SINCE LIKE THE 5TH GRADE

REALLY MADE NO DIFFERENCE HOW MANY (YOU)'S I MADE

>>67582501
me and the missus

>>67582490

Go to the bar and get into existential conversations with alcoholic 40 something businesswomen

>>67582487
>there skin
their*

Anyone here ever had a long-term gf? Is it inevitable that you become bored of her and start to find her unattractive? Genuinely too scared to get a gf in case we fall in love but I lose interest in her as she ages and begin to have a series of affairs behind her back with women in their early 20s, and she secretly knows about it but tolerates it for the sake of keeping our family together (i.e. like my parents desu).

>>67582521
Aye but at what cost

>>67582490
plane-spotting
drink
play i spy
no russian the plac

the list goes on

>>67582487
I never really wanted my diary to see the light of day

>that one mad paki that tried to threadsplit
LMAOing at the state of his life

>>67582490
Shout "bomb" repeatedly While running clutching a bag

going to by some 'etto
not a corn' but rather amar'

>>67582524
strange post this

isa isa baby

feel like i could be gay if i had a strong connection with a lad

>>67582524
WHO GIVES YOU EXTRA

>>67582560
he's the halifax man innit

you don't get it because you're not a brit baka

Convinced good things happen to me when I'm on top of shit and organised and bad things happen to me when I do shitty things (to myself)

Life's a giant hamster wheel I think lads

>>67582567
think you haven't known the touch of a woman for too long

>>67582576
i know

cracking open a cask of baileys

>>67582542
I've already taken valium for flight anxiety. Not sure if I want to mix it wit booze.

>>67582592
so then it's not straige is it

going to bed

goodnight

>>67582517
I don't this joke fucking funny, you thinnk you are original? Well I'll tell you what some runt posts this in every /brit/ im in
my school alone has 1200 studends

ok actually need a wee and another drink as my throat is very dry

gonna drink that monster i poured

wish me luck

>>67582591
think you're right

>>67582586
wish you were here so I could set fire to your face and extinguish it with a sledgehammer x

doing a lack of fulfilment

>>67582603
night sweetie

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>>67582506
praps

>>67582617
good luck dont hurt anyone

>>67582612
wew my fingers are drunk

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Just took the new Spanish (female) flatmate out for a drink lads

Back home already listening to King Crimson and Jethro Tull haha

Euro flags I have never seen in this general:

Macedonia
Belarus
Liechtenstein
Luxembourg
Moldova
Andorra
Hungary

>>67582600
i stare at people who are on my flight to fuck with them cause i look like a rasheed

>>67582239
1.dunno what that is lol
2. pram
3. tap
4. iceblock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMwcsIY1GYE

>>67582673
rasheed

>>67582668
mate, shut the fuck up

>>67582696
this

fucking prat

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why is she so perfect lads

>>67582687
just how fucked is germany

so
derbyshire, cheshire, west sussex
where did they come from?
swear down you all just sprung up o'ernight like the social life fading so rapidly from my memory

>>67582658
very very strong that
weeeeew

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>>67582597

>>67582646
ok srsly who r they

>>67582696
no

would knock fuck out of any man from iceland desu

>>67582603
goodnight x

>>67582620
we're all going to make it

>>67582671
howd you mess that up??

>>67582723
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzXz-xLB1-0

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>>67582687

>>67582553
>Is it inevitable that you become bored of her and start to find her unattractive?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YP4n9G0qtQ

*becomes handsome*

>>67582734
nvm

>>67582672
belarus comes by occasionally

made a post and immediately forgot what it was

On a downer lads

>>67582525
f i r e

>>67582760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yc-de_RSxHM

>>67582775
*checks your face*

nah mate, try again

>>67582734
hurtful post

if trump wins I'm moving to canada

>>67582671
snap haha, wanna slice each others necks open with butter knives?

looking at femboys but i want to see twinks with nicely shaped arses

>>67582796
What has ya down

>girl says "aww cute" when addressing you

about to HEEM this slag

>>67582757
She's 23 and though I was also in my twenties

We were talking about uni and I had to tell her I'm actually an 18 year old first year

Think it was ogre for me then

>>67582741
mean

>>67582764
Can you sum that up for me? Got no speakers or headphones for my PC at the moment unfortunately.

>>67582806
>>67582788
no offence meant just cant remember you being here in the past and here you are now posting like youve been here since time immemorial
just gave me pause is all
tell me your stories

>>67582808
>butter knives?
bin that knife

>>67582793
What's he like

khuwijdkwlp[;w[dw]w]]]]]]]]]]]]]]

essex you blew it

i wanted to tease him for longer

>>67582814
tried /hm/?

>>67582829
spanish girls arent worth the hassle tbqhwy

>>67582751
Fuck off I work in Iceland and we try very hard to bring you value frozen food.

>>67582307
1, 2

>>67582672
liechtenstein has popped in a couple times
>>67582847
brains release chems that spark up a lot of lust initially, then lessen this and releases other chems more appropriate for developing long term bonds
the scenario you mentioned definitely isn't inevitable

>>67582887
Cant wait for the name change

>>67582861
alri, he's a bit of a britboo

>>67582822
Was on a downer anyway but got melted with the flatmates and found out one of them's seriously grafting with the bird I like

Bit pathetic desu

need someone to break my runt neck 2bh

dad told me he'd do it but I moved out before he did

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>>67582850
getting secondary school flashbacks

gin is a bit grim

>>67582800
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD0z_JTZ1fw

alright...*checks notepad*..."lads"?

>>67582909
would heem you if i had the chance but it seems that there is an ocean in between us

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>walk through town
>walk into the barbers
>come out with a nice new haircut
>all the birds eyeing me up

Love life sometimes lads
Feels good lads

>>67582850
Chester is a paid CTR shill who will be leaving at the end of the month once his contract expires

>>67582947
need someone who's not fat and in a different country 2bh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXGORPXI6QQ

dunno why i do this to myself

>>67582927
rude cunt

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wtf lads

Why did Alan Sugar get rid of Karthik so quickly? He wasn't even that bad and said some right shit that was decent entertainment

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>people far younger than me get cancer all the time and die from it
>mfw

could this be the start of an existential crisis?

>>67582927
oh dont be like that you big jammy doughnut youll make me even more volatile
when did you get flags

>>67582961
thanks for erecting the record

>>67582961
You're DEFINITELY newer than me. You couldn't even remember the Kev marshmallows. This is outrageous.

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Never had a girlfriend lads haha

21

>>67582905
Ah yes that would upset me a bit too, why not ask her out or something?

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HURRAAAAAAA

>>67582943
cover looks like something Ben "empty my nine into the welfare the line" Garrison would draw

>>67582734
yes, i did decide to start using this addon one day

Nigger

>>67583001
got my first one recently lad

I'm 23

>>67582998
UNIRONICALLY LIKE A YEAR AGO ARE YOU HAVING ME ON

>>67583002
Don't really know how to desu

Talk to her when I see her now but used to talk to her a lot more

also I'm terrified of rejection

it's all downhill from here lads

deary deary me

>>67582998
always erect ;0

>>67582999
I started the first /brit/ thread in '98 lad

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>>67582997
>Found a small but very firm pea sized lump on the inside of me thigh in the shower today

Think this is the end lads

should this still turn me on even if i'm 100% straight

http://femboys.sexy/post/150144050338

straight lads be my guinea pig

>>67582903
Always knew Kerry Katona would make you cheeky fuckers change your name eventually

love going in JF threads and aggressively expressing my totally uninformed opinions 2bh

>>67583050
shan't be depressing the left mouse button on this particular link

>>67582239
teacake, pram, tap, ice lolly

t. Brit

>>67582984
er.............?????

too sad to drink
so its come to this
*pours some baccy into a cup and mixes it with water*

>>67583019
very interesting indeed, i see yes ahhh yes

>>67582999
hes been around at least since the sink which was summer i think? seem to recall he appeared as soon as sersh disappeared which confused me for a long time

>>67583041
u ok hun? x

>>67582997
>tfw thought I felt a lump on my breast the other day
It's gone, dodged a cancer bullet, I hope.

bompton tree top piru nigga 187 on the opps and bitch made niggas mayne we out here mayne

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9qInMLfhmI

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>>67582979
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGL3cji3jj0

Too sad too wank atm 2bh

>>67583050
I didn't enjoy it

make of that what you will

>>67583038
Well, ask her to hang out even, doesn't have to be a date. a walk or whatever, she'll be less intimidated and less likely to say no

>>67583074
doing a hold my curled fist to my mouth in fear of puking all over my laptop

the mood suddenly changed and it went down hill like

>>67583068
i ASSKED YOU A QUESTION

>>67582239
scone, pushchair, tap, ice lolly

calling them anything else makes you a certified mong

t. essex lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-REJPefdfI

>>67583058
same but i do it in /brit/ instead of jeremy foreigner threads

>>67583100
water you imbecile, fetch water

>>67583138
still have half a glass of gin left

>wasting alcohol

everything will be ok

Fucck all crabs BL547d Nigga This is East/Side Lime H54d Bpt Piru Gang E/S BPT LHPGang Castlegate Boyz...

>>67582991
I ASKED YOU A QUESTION

>>67583098
Maybe, kinda need some kind of excuse or to chat to her more though

An out of the blue "want to go for a walk" would be a bit odd for it I think

Although I'm autistic as fuck

Cheers sagely Irishman

>>67582239
biscuit, stroller, faucet, popsicle

>>67583103
reece and chloe

>>67583135
good lad

remember when presented with facts to just call them a cunt

Well, I'm tired now. Night lads haha x

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EESTI VABAKS!

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>>67583167
>yank english

>>67583155
water first
dilutes the 'hol going down and the 'mit coming up

>>67583191
that's not how you use a road lad

>>67583074
if you must know it was possibly in june

>>67583168
literally who

>>67583212
i refuse
i will finish this

watching law and order uk lads

r bradley is the main detective hahahahahaha

>>67583155
you'll vom if you drink water at this point

>>67583084
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfmc5pyISeE

What will our kids and grandkids use for their usernames and email addresses?

Will we have to pass down our accounts in the future?

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could probably write five full pages of facts about josie and she has literally only just noticed i exist

>>67583215
dont believe you

>>67583245
enjoy cleaning up your horrid doughy vom off your legs and laptop by yourself :/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAzzv6Ks9nc

>>67583262
should probably stop shaking my head and just focus like

>>67583284
you can clean it up you slag x

>>67583155
when you feel sick and then you drink more its pretty much a guarantee of a puke 2bh

>>67583226
normies

>>67583274
Did she ever respond to the birthday messages?

everyone laugh at lecestershire when he comes in here

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thoughts?

>>67583274
honestly only really look for essex, norfolk, nova scotia and liverpool posts when i come here
wish the kyary lads would come back too the fuckers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTGQrA5HHIU

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>>67583340

>>67583332
>confusing josie and rosy

oh dear

haha reddit flags

>>67583332
that's rosie

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>>67583284
is tru

mentioned in a positive way lads :]

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzHYPNJ7vP4

TALLINN PÕLEEEEEEEB
TALLINN PÕLEEEEEEEEEB
TALLINN PÕLEEEEEEEEEEEEB
HURRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

>>67583374
wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay wahey wahay

right
right right

gonna down the rest and then make a run for the sink to get some watre

pls keep me in your thoughts

>>67583344
im literally from nova scotia and you never give me any (You)'s

>>67583360
I'm white you fucking jap

>>67583269
I imagine they already have an online alias

They'll change it when they become a young adult and realise what crap "1337_D3ATH_2001" is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tz6OUIjtM6E

>normie hours
>reddit flags everywhere
>thread is shit

>daytime /brit/
>no reddit flags
>thread is fantastic

merely a coincidence/??

>>67583344
herts quit, lanc's banned and ky's visiting lanc

>>67583374
hahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahaha

getting pretty sick of wagecucking 40 hours a week lads

i used to buy into the whole "it's worth it because now you have loads of money to spend" thing but not any more

miss my comfy lazy neet life

>>67583425
>kys visiting lanc

wew

>>67583269
any kid of mine will do doubt be an anon-posting NEET afraid of social media too so not bothered

>>67583394
and you're messing up by coming on 4chan because we're going to mention you in a negative way to wash away all of your good feelings you absolute melt

>>67583335
ok

>>67583374
ha ha

>>67583335
why are we doing this

>>67583423
probably more in the daytime actually

>>67583423
Greater London

>>67583463
w-what are you going to say?:'(

Nothing for the feels quite like a cigarette

You're still sad, just a bit more relaxed about it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnZ8h3MRuYg

>>67583440
big fan of this model x

sometimes I wonder who keeps making them

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>>67583307
>>67583356
>>67583422
Took you long enough to post Thugga Germany

>>67583327
are you going to provide a source or are you going to fuck off

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>>67583440

>>67583409
i have literally never responded to a yank except to tell them to fuck off (or to be my gf in the case of the bowlegged californian)
fuck off yank

>>67583425
sad! miss herts's's morning/bed posts

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>>67583423
After 2am is best /brit/ time

Real neet hours

>>67583512
not if you're going to be like that

>>67583483
you'll see

>>67583551
ok i'm sorry

how about now

>>67583528
yeah

>>67583425
errr you haven't been here for weeks, how do you know?:/

changing my name to johan svensson

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laughed for 10 seconds straight when this was orignally posted

>>67583507
tut mir leid brudi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VN_Wi2awrRg

>>67583560
check the archive :)

ok laddos ok

got water it's all going to be ok

>>67583591
cunt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QaFxp9uUKg

can't wait for this to drop

>>67583580
herts quit the day I came back, lanc was banned as an indirect result of me posting

>fat lad at work with a lisp
>two qt 18 yo girls always get a lift home from him after work if they work the same shift
>today he finished at 6pm and they finished at 6
>he turned up again at 10 to pick them up

almost pissed myself. he probably thinks he has a chance with them and he's completely whipped

>>67583586
i made it about 7

>>67583586
the great barrier reef is going through a pretty bad drug problem right now but i'm confident he'll pull through these trying times - he actually has the desire to get sober.

sad that herts has quit but he is the type that will come back

wouldn't surprise me if hes looking at the thread right now desu

>>67583618
>lanc was banned as an indirect result of me posting

explain

>>67583586
that was me x

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T A L L I N N

B
U
R
N
S

>>67583443
pretty much how i felt after a few years of wagecucking, it's nice having money but it kills the soul

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTAZlHGOVo8

>>67583655
he will without a doubt be back in less then 10 days

>>67583628
4 hour gap between them finishing and going home?

>>67583618
can't quit the /brit/

>>67583648
this is also me tbf

>>67583659
janny was looking for an excuse and he made a joke about posting anthrax to me

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try and summon him

>£3000

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>born just in time to witness the fall of the American Republic and the rise of the American Empire

He is LITERALLY Caesar

>>67583628
creasing

poor lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tt7gP_IW-1w

everything has got much slower

what does my brain mean by this

business idea: fall out with every reddit flagger thus having no reason to keep coming here and quit /brit/

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Hello /brit/'s, I'm going on a tough sail for about 4 weeks.

What's a good gentleman's drink that I can tag along with me. I was thinking something like scotch,whiskey or even rum if you know of any

>>67583344
>wish the kyary lads
i'm sure they would love to
but they keep getting banned

>>67583738
you're fucked

>drains the swamp
>replaces it with swamp water from the 80s and 90s
ah yes, the maverick donald trump

>>67583749
Buckfast

>>67583745
cornwall

>>67583690
whoops

he finished at 6 and they finished at 10. he returned still in uniform at 10 to get them

why did they censor "fucking" but not "shit" in grand tour

>>67583732
stop doing this

>>67583761
i like that
i like that a lot

>>67583745
I tried but you fuckers are too nice

>>67583749
what do you mean with a tough sail

>>67583745
I don't dislike anybody

>>67583771
wow

you've just blown my mind

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>>67583789
You fucking mong
Do one

>>67583783
getting gayer ://

>>67583732
ay mayne u listnin 2 our music?

wuchu kno about dat?

>>67583814
stop being nice to me

lets all argue

i love arguments

drinking coke and eating doritos in friday night lads
living the wild lfie

>>67583779
it's like that on independent radio too

can say anything but cunt or fuck

selling aside glances, 50p a pop

>>67583815
listen up yeah lad

like i know i'm straight
like proper 100% straight

so if i do anything gay
it's no gay because i'm actually straight

it's really just banter

like i kissed my mates on the lips many times in clubs when drunk but it's not gay because i'm not gay and that makes it banter

understood yeah?

>>67583790
I'm being deployed,thankfully it's for a short time, bad news is...it's near the arctic.